The Good Fight (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Day 408 - full transcript
An unfortunate event brings the firm together, along with the prospect of a new name partner; Diane struggles to grapple with the insanity of the world; Maia is confronted with another hurdle in her parents' scandal.
[previously...]
Please raise your right
hand and repeat after me.
I, Donald John Trump,
do solemnly swear...
Glen, what's going on? Is it the house?
MALE REPORTER: Calling it a
multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.
My retirement money...
Fuck.
Give it some time.
It's a bad time right now.
You're poison. No firm will hire you.
I called the fake news
the enemy of the people.
And they are. They are
the enemy of the people.
We stand in the face of
opposition fearlessly.
Now, that's what this
firm represents. Hmm?
- Okay, okay. We still have a firm to operate.
- [APPLAUSE]
Besides, we don't want to
exhaust our founding partner.
You also had people that were
very fine people on both sides.
Feels like something's
come detached, you know,
like a piece of machinery
that doesn't sound right.
The only constant we have is the law.
DIANE: I'm glad I'm here, Adrian.
ADRIAN: I'm glad
you're here, too, Diane.
There was absolutely no collusion.
Everybody knows it.
Bottom line, they all
say there's no collusion.
And there is no collusion.
- Hi, I'm Lucca Quinn.
- Hi.
- This is my client, Maia Rindell.
- Hi.
I'm Federal Agent Madeline Starkey.
And, uh, why don't we
have a seat and chat?
I think you knew about
your parent's Ponzi scheme.
And I'm going to recommend prosecution
by the U.S. Attorney's Office.
Maia Rindell.
Your dad fled.
You're under arrest.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ To the kingdom of heaven ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ To the kingdom on high ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ Singin' glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Gonna make my new home ♪
♪ In the kingdom in the sky ♪
♪ Oh, oh, God's kingdom in the sky... ♪
Liz, I am so sorry.
Thank you, Rod.
Michelle and Barack asked me
- to extend their condolences.
- Thank you.
- They loved your tweet, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.
I don't know that it's gonna
go over so well at work, but...
- It had to be said.
- Yeah.
♪ Gonna make our new home ♪
♪ In the kingdom in the sky... ♪
Hey.
Your daddy was a fighter
all the way to the end.
Yeah. It's the end of an era.
Liz, the... that photo.
LIZ: Oh, yeah.
Not my choice. Dad liked it, so...
Well, you know, he did
have a lot of fun that day.
- [LAUGHS]
- Yeah. Well, that didn't last.
Look, I'm sorry.
And if you need anything,
you know where I am.
Yeah, uh, Sandy said
you wanted the name?
It just seemed like a good idea
- for continuity's sake.
- You don't think that's false advertising?
"Reddick/Boseman" without the Reddick?
Why don't, why don't we
talk about this later?
Yeah. Sure. When you take
my dad's name off the firm.
Liz. [LAUGHS] Is this about us?
♪ The kingdom on high... ♪
No. Why do you ask?
Because if it's about a percentage,
you know I will talk to the partners.
♪ My new home in the
kingdom in the sky... ♪
Mrs. Harden, thank
you so much for coming.
Thank you. Thank you.
♪ I'm on my way, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Lord, I'm on my way ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh,
Lord, I'm on my way ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ Hey, I'm on my way... ♪
MADELINE: Excuse me.
Got to get by. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
♪ To the kingdom on high ♪
♪ I'm on my way... ♪
I know, weird, huh?
I didn't plan this, by the way.
I just read the
announcement in the newspaper
and I wanted to pay my respects.
[CHUCKLES]
Okay, I can see your incredulity,
so let me admit, I was
hoping I'd see you here.
This isn't purely accidental.
You want to know why?
I felt guilty.
I was probably instrumental
in getting you arrested.
Sure, that's my job, to
find the needle of guilt
in the haystack of denials,
but I couldn't stop thinking
about you, Maia.
And I think you're a really good person.
And I have a suggestion.
Okay, this is what I want to do.
I know, I know. I'm irritating,
but I can't clear my conscience
without trying this.
Your trial is in six days.
You could go to prison for five years.
Now, what are you, 29 years old?
That is a bad stretch
of time to be in prison.
You know, when I was in
college, UC San Diego...
I went down to Tijuana
with some girl friends...
and they were put in jail
for a week,
and they were never the same again.
Never.
Do you mind?
Hmph!
This is what I suggest:
You tell me everything
you know about your father,
where he is, where he fled,
and I will prevail on the prosecutors
to drop the charges.
You will never have to go to prison.
Okay, I know what you're gonna say.
You're gonna say you don't
know where your dad is.
You have no idea.
But here's the thing,
I have some evidence.
And my guess is you
don't know what you know.
So tell me everything.
I probably deserve this.
Okay. Uh, I think you
should reconsider, Maia.
MADELINE [ON RECORDING]:
Okay, I know what you're gonna say.
You're gonna say you don't
know where your dad is.
You have no idea. But here's the thing,
I have some...
I have some evidence.
And my guess is you
don't know what you know.
- Did she show you the evidence?
- No.
It's probably bullshit,
but let's get a free peek.
Maybe we can use it at
trial, Brady violation.
- Do we trust her?
- No.
But we don't have to.
- [SIGHS]
- You okay?
No. Everything's
spinning out of control.
That's what it feels
like on the eve of trial.
But here's the good news:
they're not smarter than us.
So we still on for Monday?
- Uh, we are.
- Good.
Uh, Barack is worried about the suit.
It's a nuisance suit, Rod.
That is public trust land.
Yeah. I-I know, but we don't
want to big foot Cook County
to make way for the library.
We will move gently.
- [CHOIR BEGINS NEW SONG]
- All right. Yeah.
- We'd better find a seat.
- Yeah.
[CHOIR VOCALIZING]
♪ Oh, oh, glory ♪
[HUMMING]
♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪
♪ Of the coming of an age ♪
♪ Where sister stands with brother ♪
♪ To bring a soulful change ♪
♪ For the way we see each other... ♪
Wilbur.
- Liz, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
Listen, I-I saw your e-mail,
and don't worry, I'll
be at work next week.
No, take your time.
You need the time.
- Ma'am.
- Uh, yeah.
I-I-I-I don't need the
time. I'm coming in.
Let's talk about it later.
Why does everybody want
to talk about things later?
Let's talk about it right now.
I need you to take a few
weeks out of the spotlight.
Let the other AUSAs handle your cases.
Then we'll slip you back
into the regular rotation.
Why?
You know why.
The tweet?
Like it or not, Trump
is our ultimate boss.
I thought you were our ultimate boss.
Yeah, and he's my boss,
and you called him a white supremacist.
- [QUIETLY]: Oh, my God.
- [SIGHS]
I just need you to stay out
of the rotation for a cycle.
And if I say no...?
Liz.
I'm your friend.
Take the three weeks off, okay?
♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪
♪ When we stand, one and the same ♪
♪ This truth ♪
♪ I do procla... ♪
COLIN: Diane.
Oh, Colin. How are you?
Good. Are you going to the funeral?
Yes. Um, can you support
me with a continuance?
Yeah. It's a new judge today.
Just appointed.
Shouldn't have a problem.
Thanks. I'm-I'm already quite late.
Mmm. It's terrible, isn't it?
I just saw him last week.
You did? Where?
On Lake Michigan, windsurfing.
- You saw Carl Reddick windsurfing?
- Yeah.
What? No. Roger Hill.
Reddick? Oh. Oh, that's right.
Uh, you're going to the Reddick funeral.
Yes, in ten minutes. Roger Hill is dead?
Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, yeah, he was
killed in a hit-and-run.
Oh, my God. Roger Hill
of Hill and Masters?
Yeah. He was crossing
LaSalle and a van just...
killed him instantly.
Oh, my God, that's awful.
Yeah, it makes you think, doesn't it?
He was 38.
- He was going through a divorce.
- Oh.
How's Lucca doing?
Lucca, oh, she's well.
She's on the partner track.
Oh. Tell her, uh, congratulations.
- I shall.
- SHERIFF FORD: All rise.
The court is now in session.
His Honor, Lyman, presiding.
Can we do something about these steps?
They're a little steep.
I will work on it, Your Honor.
HOWARD: And what's with
the air conditioning?
What'd you do, turn if off?
FORD: They're fixing it, Your Honor.
Course these-these
robes are like an oven.
Everybody can sit down.
Well, we have, um,
today, we have... What do we have today?
- FORD: Voir dire, Your Honor.
- Ah.
A quick motion, Your
Honor. Both counselors
would like to request a continuance.
What is all this stuff?
FORD: Um, your docket, Your Honor.
HOWARD: Oh, my docket.
Oh. Okay.
Howard.
- Hello.
- Oh, hi, Diane.
What do you think about all this?
Not bad for a kid from the Southside.
- Yes, quite surprising.
- What are you doing?
You look like you're going to a funeral.
Actually, yes, I am.
Th-th-this is the reason for
the continuance, Your Honor,
so counselor can attend this funeral.
Who's funeral, Hill's?
No, Carl Reddick's.
Carl "Hymietown" Reddick?
COLIN: Uh, again, we have no
issue with this continuance, so...
He and Jesse Jackson had quite a time
enjoying talking about "Hymietown."
That doesn't sound quite right, Howard.
Uh. Your Honor.
- Hmm?
- Your Honor.
Motion denied, Counselor.
We will deal with voir dire right now.
[GAVEL BANGS]
[PHONE BUZZING]
- CHOIR [IN HARMONY]: ♪ I will trust ♪
- _
♪ In the Lord ♪
♪ Till I die... ♪
[SONG ENDS]
[SIGHS]
Carl Reddick was born
when Nazis were marching in the streets.
And he died when Nazis were
marching in the streets.
Every day of his life,
he fought against
aggression, totalitarianism,
ignorance.
Carl stood with Dr. King.
WOMAN [QUIETLY]: Yes, he did.
BARBARA: He stood on
the bridge at Selma.
I quake when I think of
the bravery that took.
And yet, I'm a partner at
a firm bearing his name...
[GASPS SOFTLY]
[VOICE BREAKING]
and I know I failed him.
He challenged us to use
the law as a force for good.
He saw we were becoming
obsessed with money, billable hours,
the pragmatic over the idealistic.
Damn.
What?
The Obama Library.
BARBARA: The law, for Carl,
- was a shining guide.
- I'll talk to him.
He knows it's just rhetoric.
BARBARA: It was hope.
It was a summit.
He saw that we were looking at the law
as a set of rules to be twisted.
The issues today are just as real
as the issues Carl faced,
maybe even more real.
And Carl Reddick would say to us,
"Please don't bury my ideals with me."
JULIUS: Mr. Habercore?
Julius. Amazing eulogy.
Yes, it was.
Made you think.
Uh, we're still on for
lunch Monday, right?
To discuss the, uh,
presidential library?
Well, um, actually,
do you mind if I give you a call?
Um... sure.
You know, Barbara will
be at the lunch, too.
She can discuss the ways
that we'll be living up to Carl's name.
That sounds good. I'll give you a call.
We're in trouble.
- Mr. Boseman, I just got a...
- Damn it.
Just, just... later. We
have an issue here, okay?
Come on.
Lucca, hi.
Ms. Starkey, how are you?
How is your fictional husband?
Oh, I've missed you.
And my fictional husband
says "Hello," by the way.
Hmm. I understand you've been conversing
with my client without my permission.
Well, actually, I was doing
most of the conversing.
She was a very good girl.
She didn't say a word.
- Oh. Good.
- Mm.
She also told me that
you offered her a deal.
Really? I'm not sure that's
exactly what happened.
MADELINE [ON RECORDING]: You tell me
everything you know about your dad.
You will never have to go to prison.
Mmm. Oh, my goodness, I
missed you two. [LAUGHS]
Oh, wait. There's one more part.
Oh, okay.
I have some evidence,
and my guess is you
don't know what you know.
So what evidence are
we talking about here?
Because the DOJ supposedly
gave us all their discovery.
Oh, no Brady violation. Oh, no.
This just fell into
our hands two days ago.
It's why I'm here.
And, of course, to pay my respects.
Oh, of course.
A surveillance camera from the Royal
World Bank of Dubai.
Have you ever been to Dubai?
[GASPS] Very strange place.
It must be what my ancestors felt
when they got off the boat in Manhattan.
And that's just an aside. [CHUCKLES]
Anyway,
this surveillance photo
was taken of a customer
withdrawing $1.2 million
from an account set up by your father,
Henry Rindell. Now,
Dubai was surveilling this
account, but, uh, they let
this person slip through their fingers.
We want to find her.
My guess is if we find
her, we'll find your father.
And if we find your
father, it helps both of us.
Bated breath, Ms. Starkey. Bated.
We'll need a moment with this.
ADRIAN: Hey, Barbara.
Barbara. Barbara.
What the hell was that?
- What the hell was what?
- Your speech. You're making it
sound like we're pissing all
over the man's grave, Barbara.
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
Look, I know we're not perfect, Barbara,
but I spent four months
at Andrew Hart's firm.
You haven't seen dysfunction
till you've gone somewhere else.
What are you two worried about?
Uh, Habercore. The
Obama Library, Barbara.
JULIUS: He's not coming
to lunch on Monday.
- What are you talking about?
- ADRIAN: You talk to him, Barbara.
You tell him we are the
good guys. Now you tell him.
Where's Diane?
He's not my client. He's Diane's.
He's all of our client, Barbara.
[SIGHS]
- Where's Diane?
- Uh...
Oh.
- Oh, hey, uh...
- Marissa.
Right, Marissa.
Where is Diane?
Um...
Uh...
You know,
actually,
what was the question again?
Do you think you can
judge this case fairly?
Okay, here's the thing.
"Fairly" is one of those
words, you know, like "cold"
or "hot." It's open to interpretation.
Are you fair, ma'am?
With what?
Anything. Everything.
Well, I hope I am. I want to be...
Yes. Good. Accepted.
Yeah, we're fine here, too, Your Honor.
- I just have a few questions.
- Oh, dear God.
Something you wanted
to say, Ms. Lockhart?
No, Your Honor. I'm just standing here.
How are we doing with
that air conditioning?
They're still working on it, Your Honor.
So, let's talk about your job, miss.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- JUROR: I can't judge whether...
_
[CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
♪ ♪
Okay, who is she?
I don't know.
Maia, you have the worst
poker face in the world.
Come on. I'm your lawyer.
This could keep you out of jail.
Ah...
There was someone
I knew, uh...
Someone who...
A friend of the family?
No.
Rosalie.
Rosalie who?
Oh, I can't remember her last name.
Well, who was she?
She was my tennis coach.
You're sure that's her?
I don't know.
Uh, that doesn't make
any sense. It just...
[HORN BLARING, TIRES SQUEALING]
- [ENGINE REVVING AWAY]
- Oh, shit. Sorry.
No.
Uh, well, when was this?
12 years ago?
She was only with us for a few months.
Why?
MAIA: My parents
didn't want her to coach me anymore.
They thought...
They thought we were getting too close.
Then why is she picking up
your dad's money in Dubai?
I have no idea.
I like BLTs, Your Honor, but I'm
not biased against kosher food.
I don't think I have any opinion.
HOWARD: The reason I
asked is because, you know,
sometimes the jurors can't
control the kind of food
that's ordered in the jury room.
Oh, uh...
Well, I had a bad reaction to MSG
a few years ago. That's about it.
HOWARD: Mm-hmm. Me, too. Chinese food.
I'm telling you, I had the runs
- that wouldn't stop...
- Your Honor?
Your Honor? We've already
accepted this juror.
Yeah, I know.
Let's turn to some of the
hardships we're talking about.
You say you worked in an amusement park?
[LOUD THUD, WOMAN GASPING]
- Ford?
- [GALLERY MURMURING]
Ford? You all right? Hello?
[CHURCH BELL CHIMING, CROWS CAWING]
RENEE: Diane?
Oh, good. I thought I
was the only one late.
Hello, Renee.
Are you coming from another funeral?
- No. Court.
- Oh.
It's so weird... two
funerals in one day.
Oh, you were at Roger's funeral?
- Who?
- Roger Hill.
Oh, right.
- That was awful. Hit-and-run?
- Yes.
Uh, no, I was at
Michael Sommers' funeral,
one of our partners.
Michael Sommers? He died?
Yes, last week, horseback
riding. A stroke.
Oh, my God. What is going on?
It's like a plague.
I just came from court.
One of the sheriffs had a heart attack.
- What?!
- Yes, he's in the hospital.
What is happening?
Well, probably nothing.
It's like when you take up Pilates,
and everywhere you
look, there's Pilates.
We are going to a funeral,
we're standing in a cemetery,
you just came from another funeral,
and there was a third funeral today.
That is not Pilates.
You have a good point.
♪ Swing low ♪
♪ Sweet chariot ♪
♪ Coming for to carry me home... ♪
Diane, I'm sorry.
For?
Last year. Not hiring you.
Not extending a hand when you needed it.
It's all right, Renee.
Look, let's get lunch.
I would love to catch up.
Maybe another time.
♪ And what did I see? ♪
♪ Coming for to carry me home... ♪
- Directions to the reception?
- Yes, thank you very much.
You're very welcome.
♪ Coming for... ♪
Miss Starkey?
- We might have something for you.
- Oh.
- Good news. What?
- Depends on the offer.
Well, you help us find your dad,
we drop all charges.
No.
She helps you find
the woman in the photo,
and you drop all charges.
No.
Okay.
Good talking to you.
Maia, why are you still
protecting your dad?
He left you holding the bag.
Unless you have a better offer,
this is a useless conversation.
He's a bad man.
Listen to this.
It'll tell you why.
No, thank you.
It's a wiretap of your
father. Listen to it.
If this is discovery, it
should've been included.
Maia, we should object
to this Brady violation.
Listen to it, Maia,
and stop protecting him.
He's not the man you think he is.
♪ Coming for to carry me... ♪
Wow, she's gotten a little harder.
BARBARA: Hi, Rod.
Excellent eulogy, by the way.
Oh, thank you, though
I think I took our firm
- a little too hard to task.
- No.
It felt good to me.
I know Carl was disappointed
in the firm taking on Chumhum, a company
- with almost no diversity hiring.
- DIANE: Hey, Rod.
- Good to see you.
- Diane.
I didn't see you in church.
Yes, I know. I'm sorry.
I was held up in court.
But I just wanted
to reiterate that our firm is best
to handle your
presidential library issues.
You need someone who knows
how to be both pragmatic and idealistic.
- I agree.
- BARBARA: Good.
Then we'll talk over lunch next week.
Ah, look, you two don't have to worry.
It-it isn't about your eulogy, Barbara.
The Obamas love Reddick.
I know they do.
I mean his daughter.
And Liz is going somewhere else.
I'm sorry?
Liz Reddick.
She was let go from the
Department of Justice today.
Oh, you didn't know.
Well, she told me. Her Trump tweet.
She's thinking of starting her own firm.
I'll be following her there.
- [BELL TOLLS]
- If you'll excuse me...
You don't have to do this.
I know.
She is trying to inflame you.
She's trying to get you to
agree to help her without a deal.
- Then I won't be inflamed, will I?
- [TAPS KEY]
MAN [OVER COMPUTER]:
Dish-one. 11/23 - 065.
Back-slash, Foxtrot, eight.
[PHONE RINGS]
WOMAN: Hello?
HENRY: It's me.
WOMAN: I know you.
Where are you?
HENRY: Home still.
WOMAN: Why? I need you here.
HENRY: Hold on.
[DOOR CLOSES]
What are you doing?
WOMAN: Lowering my pants.
HENRY: No, no, not now.
WOMAN: I'm taking you into my mouth.
[HENRY MOANS]
I'm wet.
Is that Rosalie?
Can you hear me?
[HENRY AND WOMAN MOAN]
I want to fuck you so bad.
I want to fuck you right in half.
I think so.
WOMAN: Is your wife in the next room?
Is Maia downstairs?
HENRY: Yes.
Having dinner.
- WOMAN: I want them to hear you.
- [HENRY MOANS]
- I want...
- [BEEPING]
MAN: Personal edit.
11/23 - 065.
- Back-slash, Foxtrot, eight.
- Let's turn it off.
- No.
- [BEEPING]
WOMAN: isn't.
Little Henry misses you.
HENRY: I miss him.
[WOMAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
How was his birthday?
- WOMAN: He had seven friends over.
- [HENRY SIGHS]
Seven friends for seven years.
HENRY: All right, would you tell him
I'm bringing my gift with me?
- WOMAN: He can't wait.
- [HENRY CHUCKLES]
Your real family is here.
- We're the ones who love you.
- [HENRY SIGHS]
- HENRY: I love you, too...
- [TAPS KEY]
I don't believe it.
You don't believe my
dad has a secret family?
This is too obviously provocative.
This was created to hurt you,
to make you react.
My dad abandoned me.
He also stole billions of dollars
from people who trusted him,
but, what, you draw the
line at a love child?
Let me make an actual
deal with Madeline.
She wants you not to
think, so let's stop,
- take a breath, and think.
- No.
HENRY: I'll be there in 48 hours.
WOMAN: We can't wait.
We need you.
HENRY: I need you.
He treats me like I'm eight years old.
No, he treats you like
you're 28 years old.
I know more than he thinks I know.
Marissa, he's a name partner.
So why doesn't he take me seriously?
I'm offering to save him money.
No, you're offering to replace me
- as an investigator.
- Yeah.
Because I'm cheaper.
And anyway, we could
both be investigators.
You keep complaining about
how you're overworked.
Okay, are you asking for my opinion?
No, but... yeah.
Talk to him.
Go sit him down and talk to him.
Tell him that you passed
your detective test last week
and you'd like some on-the-job training.
[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Barbara.
He's taking the Obama Library
to a start-up, which is crazy!
DIANE: It's about the Reddick name.
- He doesn't care how big the firm is.
- [SCOFFS]
He's following the name to a new home.
- Because of your speech, Barbara.
- He's not my client.
Diane was supposed to be with him.
[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
Wait. Wait. Wait!
We need to talk to Habercore
about the risks of a start-up.
- That...
- I'll do that.
He can't just expect some small firm
to handle these
presidential library issues.
I'll talk to Liz.
Oh, no. That'll just make things worse.
- [INDISTINCT ARGUING]
- We need to talk.
About what?
- Liz.
- Oh.
We need the Reddick name.
No, she won't sell it.
I know.
[INDISTINCT ARGUING CONTINUES]
[LAUGHS]
Seriously?
- [LAUGHS]
- Wouldn't have to change the letterhead.
Offer her an equity partnership?
Name partnership.
We were planning
on paying her a percentage anyway.
[LAUGHS]
He'll never go for it.
- They don't get along.
- Yeah, well...
he's one partner out of 15.
If the other partners think
- this is an existential threat...
- Is it?
Well, we've been using the Obama Library
as a selling point for five months now,
so, yes, I think it is.
[SIGHS] Well...
[CLEARS THROAT]
let's see if Liz is open to it.
[CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
ADRIAN: Uh, could I get
a vodka tonic, please?
Vodka tonic, please?
What happened to my office?
I took down the wall.
Gives the room more space.
I liked it.
My office.
- I know.
- And the, uh...
the windows.
- They're new?
- Uh, yes.
Ian wanted more light.
Vodka tonics.
Salud.
Don't get drunk, okay?
Seriously?
I'm just saying.
You're starting your own firm?
I'm thinking about it.
And stealing away our client?
Which client might that be?
- Rod Habercore and the Obama Library.
- [LAUGHS]
You are such a narcissist.
What, you sign a client,
and then you call him yours?
- [SIGHS]
- Why don't you try competing?
Liz, 90% of new firms fail
- within the first five years.
- Oh...
L-Look it up.
It is always so good
talking to you, Adrian.
You are such a ray of sunshine.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[HEAVY KNOCK AT DOOR]
Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, one second.
Maia, it's Lucca.
Jay wants to show you something.
MAIA: Okay.
- What are we doing?
- [SIGHS] Go ahead.
MAN: 11/30 - 065.
Guys, if this is another
phone call from my dad...
- Just wait. Wait. Listen.
- [PHONE RINGS]
HENRY: Hello?
TRUMP: Hey. What are you doing?
HENRY: Waiting for your
call. What are you doing?
TRUMP: I've been very
busy, but I miss you.
Who is that?
HENRY: Take off your pants.
TRUMP: Are you crazy? There's people here.
- [TAPS KEY]
- Who is that?
That's President Trump.
He called your dad for phone sex.
- [LAUGHS]
- What?
It's audio manipulation software
developed by the FBI.
You feed in 40 minutes of any voice,
and you can create a
conversation from scratch.
HENRY: Do it under your
desk. No one will know.
Tell me what you're doing.
TRUMP: I'm touching myself.
- What?
- Wait, stop it.
- Oh, my God.
- What do you want your dad to say?
- Wait, what?
- What do you want
your dad to say to Trump?
Uh, I...
- "I love you, President Trump."
- Mmm.
[TAPS KEY]
HENRY: I love you, President Trump.
I love how your ass looks in jeans.
[ALL LAUGH]
- I added that.
- That's nice.
[ALL LAUGH]
Wait, you created that
whole conversation?
Yep. Our brave new world.
Mistrust everything.
TRUMP: Mike Pence is here, too.
He wants to talk to you.
I love fake Mike Pence.
PENCE: God, you're sexy, Henry.
- Tell me what you're gonna do to me.
- [JAY AND LUCCA LAUGH]
[TAPS KEY]
WOMAN: I want to fuck you so bad.
I want to fuck you right in half.
Do you have the telephone
call from Madeline?
[TAPS KEY]
HENRY: What are you doing?
WOMAN: Lowering my pants.
[HENRY CHUCKLES]
HENRY: No, not right now.
WOMAN: I'm taking you into my mouth.
- It's not Rosalie.
- [TAPS KEY]
Not... It's not her
voice. They faked it.
Good.
Then I have a suggestion.
Liz?
Have you, uh, met Diane Lockhart?
Uh, yes. Once, I think.
At a bar association dinner.
- That's right.
- Liz, can we talk?
You had a partner.
- Will Gardner.
- I did.
Yeah. Yeah, he was a good lawyer.
Beat me in a case I should've won.
- Yeah. He was good that way.
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry about what happened.
- Yeah.
And Alicia Florrick.
Yes, she was at my firm, as well.
Yeah. We went to school together.
- Oh. Chicago.
- Mmm.
It's like one big, happy family.
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
Liz. [CLEARS THROAT]
We want you to join our firm.
[LAUGHS]
In what capacity?
- Name partner.
- Equity partner.
You want my father's name?
Yes. And you.
We want you, of course.
An ex-AUSA who was fired...
- Quit.
- Quit.
And holds a grudge against her old boss?
Clients like that.
- Grudges sell well.
- Hmm.
To the guilty?
And the wrongly accused.
[LAUGHS] Run into many of those?
Ah, you're not gonna be one
of those tiresome prosecutors
- who has trouble adjusting.
- [CHUCKLES]
Does-does Adrian know about
your little offer to me?
- No.
- Yes.
You two are quite the comedy team.
Uh, Mr. Boseman does not know.
This would be an action taken
by the other 15 equity partners.
We would outvote him.
Yeah, I... [SIGHS]
I've spent the past ten
years in the bureaucracy
of the DOJ. I...
I don't know that I want
to trade it for another one.
Well, just so you know, we pay better.
Let me think about it.
We'll need to know today.
Then I will tell you today.
[INDISTINCT REPORTER SPEAKS ON TV]
You're playing this a little abruptly.
- It's what she wants.
- I hope you're right.
We're gonna have to tell
Adrian at some point.
Yeah, we will.
REPORTER: was intentional.
They know that the driver was angry.
Roger Hill, a local
divorce lawyer, was killed
by the driver of a blue 2012 Dodge van
driving at 45 miles an hour.
Police arrested the owner of that van,
Stan Greennoble, a Logan
Square real estate agent.
The police found angry texts
and letters from Greennoble
accusing Hill of overcharging
him for legal work
and losing him joint
custody of his child.
Greennoble was taken
into custody at noon
outside his business,
charged with first-degree murder.
Kill all lawyers!
All of 'em! Kill 'em!
REPORTER: "Kill all the
lawyers." With those words,
Stan Greennoble ran down
his divorce attorney.
Now a lot of lawyers here
in Chicago are asking,
can overbilling get you killed?
MAN: Look, I understand
the anger out there.
Some of my best friends are lawyers.
But every time one of
these things happens...
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
Funerals are hard.
Yep.
But they help.
Another hour in here and
people will start laughing,
having a better time.
You can only think
about death for so long.
I don't know if that's true.
You know, I have something
stronger, if you want.
What?
Psilocybin.
I don't know what that is.
It's mushrooms. It's ground
up, mixed with grape juice.
Oh, it's a psychedelic.
[STAMMERS] Sort of.
You micro-dose it.
Add an eyedropper to your drink,
and everything will be clarified.
Your mind on jazz.
I don't like jazz.
What do you like?
Russian literature.
Bach.
Then you will love this.
[CHUCKLES]
How much?
For you, free.
I like your smile.
[CHUCKLING]
Death and sex.
It connects you to life.
You know, I'm gonna
wake up tomorrow morning
and realize this
conversation never happened.
RENEE: Diane.
Do you have a moment?
Uh, not really.
Did you see the news about Roger Hill?
They caught the driver.
Yeah, I just did.
"Kill all lawyers."
Killers are rarely so literate.
Mm, it's awful. But divorce lawyers
bring out the worst in people.
Yeah, I guess.
Um, a quick thing.
I know you have no reason
to forgive me, Diane...
Renee, we're good. Really.
- You're forgiven.
- Wait, I want you to take
Michael Sommers'
partnership at our firm.
What?
He handled our litigation.
We need a partner to
lead the department.
You would be perfect.
[LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLES] Are you all right?
Uh, yes.
Um, how-how did he die again?
Stroke. While horseback riding.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
I-I have a job, Renee.
Yes, at a firm half our size.
And a firm, to be
frank, that's downsizing.
Trump is changing the rules
on no-bid minority contracts.
That's a third of your business.
And one of your partners
is actively trying
to force you out.
Barbara Kolstad?
Did you not know?
Oh.
You came back from the dead,
Diane. You proved yourself.
You don't have to keep
proving yourself over and over.
Come take Michael's spot.
Kill all lawyers! All of 'em! Kill 'em!
REPORTER: "Kill all the
lawyers." With those words,
Stan Greennoble ran down
his divorce attorney.
Now a lot of lawyers here
in Chicago are asking,
can overbilling get you killed?
Weird.
Yep.
Are you worried?
About what, overbilling?
No, they caught him, right?
So, I guess not.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I don't think Boseman likes me.
Oh, he likes you.
He's just stuck with his height.
Tall people are stuck with their height.
You're tall, and you're
not stuck with your height.
I hide it well.
My mother would hit me if I slumped.
I want to investigate for the firm.
I think I'd be good.
I've passed the PI test.
Well, then tell him.
I have. He ignores me.
Treat it like a test.
Okay, you're distracted.
What's going on with you?
Is Barbara trying to force me out?
No.
Maybe.
She's territorial.
She thinks Boseman prefers you.
How do you know all this?
I'm a natural investigator.
Why are you worried about Kolstad?
I've been asked to be a
partner at another firm.
Twice the size of Reddick/Boseman.
And you're wondering...?
If I should go.
The offer came from
someone who betrayed me.
Well, someone who betrayed
you once will betray you again.
That's a given.
Yeah, but isn't it better to
go with the devil that you know?
I never understood that expression.
Why not go with no devils?
I just don't like hustling every
day to keep this firm afloat.
[CHUCKLES] Yes, you do.
You love it.
Have you ever taken psilocybin?
Mushrooms? No.
LSD, but...
Is that what that is?
Yes.
Are you micro-dosing, Diane?
No.
Maybe.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Diane Lockhart, on the
cutting edge of culture.
I've heard it sharpens the mind.
But maybe that's just
a rich person's way
to make addiction palatable.
- No.
- Yes.
- That is crazy.
- We want her name.
And you're fuckin' serious? [LAUGHS]
We could outvote you.
Oh, just try, Julius.
Just try.
We don't want to,
but we could do it.
So try.
I'm quitting unless you allow
me to intern as an investigator.
Can we do this another time?
I've been at the firm for one year now.
That's the longest I've
worked at any one job.
I've passed a PI test.
I am experienced with every firearm.
I don't want to replace Jay.
I want to work beside him.
And I need you to decide now,
or I'll work with someone else.
Okay.
How 'bout you work part-time
as a backup investigator?
My salary plus ten percent.
Hell no.
You're still Diane's secretary.
Assistant.
Assistant.
After a couple months, maybe we can...
perhaps talk about a raise.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
MADELINE: Okay...
[SIGHS] what you got?
Maia has information on
the location of her father.
- She does?
- Yes. And she knows
who the woman in the photo is.
Oh, so you're just now remembering?
- I am.
- Oh.
And, uh, what do you want
for this information, Maia?
Full exoneration. No prosecution.
Queen for a day?
- No.
- Why not?
Queen for a day with you
always works out bad for me.
Well, then, I'm going to
need a hint of what you got.
The exact location of Henry Rindell.
You know it?
Yes.
I don't believe you.
Okay.
HENRY: Hello?
MAIA: Hey, Dad. It's me.
HENRY: Where are you?
Are you on the burner?
MAIA: I am. Don't worry.
No one's listening.
You've been in touch with him?
- Maia records all of her phone calls.
- Oh.
HENRY: What do you need, babe?
MAIA: I'm afraid they're
closing in on you, Dad.
The FBI is always listening in.
HENRY: They'll never find me here.
MAIA: Where's here?
HENRY: I can't have you tell anyone.
MAIA: No one will know, Dad.
Did you move from the last place?
- HENRY: I'm back in Chicago.
- Chicago?
Do you know the FBI
agent, Madeline Starkey?
MAIA: Yes, Dad.
HENRY: I'm in her basement. Hold on.
MADELINE: Maia, hey. How are you doing?
MAIA: Good. Are you sure it's all right
that my dad stays there?
Oh, yeah.
We've been having pajama
parties. It's great.
Mm. Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
Oh, not as much fun as
we're gonna have at trial.
I wonder what the judge
will say about you trying
to trick Maia with a faked phone call.
Well, my guess is that the
judge will find that irrelevant.
We'll see.
Yes, we will.
Hi, Renee, I've given it some thought.
Diane, I was just heading out.
- Thank you for the offer, but I think...
- Oh, don't worry about it.
I like the challenge of working
with Reddick, Boseman & Kolstad.
That's good. Because I
went with my second choice.
Your second... choice?
For partner. Barbara Kolstad.
But thanks for the consideration.
[CHUCKLING]
♪ They're writing songs ♪
- ♪ Of love ♪
- [LAUGHING]
♪ But not for me ♪
♪ A lucky star's above ♪
♪ But not for me ♪
♪ With love to lead the way ♪
♪ I found more clouds of gray ♪
♪ Than any Russian play ♪
♪ Could guarantee ♪
♪ I was a fool ♪
♪ To fall and get that way ♪
♪ Hi-ho, alas ♪
♪ And also lackaday ♪
♪ Although I can't dismiss ♪
♪ The memory of his kiss ♪
♪ I guess ♪
♪ He's not... ♪
♪ He's not for... ♪
♪ Me. ♪
Captioning sponsored by CBS
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by Dan4Jem, AD.III.MMXVIII
Please raise your right
hand and repeat after me.
I, Donald John Trump,
do solemnly swear...
Glen, what's going on? Is it the house?
MALE REPORTER: Calling it a
multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme.
My retirement money...
Fuck.
Give it some time.
It's a bad time right now.
You're poison. No firm will hire you.
I called the fake news
the enemy of the people.
And they are. They are
the enemy of the people.
We stand in the face of
opposition fearlessly.
Now, that's what this
firm represents. Hmm?
- Okay, okay. We still have a firm to operate.
- [APPLAUSE]
Besides, we don't want to
exhaust our founding partner.
You also had people that were
very fine people on both sides.
Feels like something's
come detached, you know,
like a piece of machinery
that doesn't sound right.
The only constant we have is the law.
DIANE: I'm glad I'm here, Adrian.
ADRIAN: I'm glad
you're here, too, Diane.
There was absolutely no collusion.
Everybody knows it.
Bottom line, they all
say there's no collusion.
And there is no collusion.
- Hi, I'm Lucca Quinn.
- Hi.
- This is my client, Maia Rindell.
- Hi.
I'm Federal Agent Madeline Starkey.
And, uh, why don't we
have a seat and chat?
I think you knew about
your parent's Ponzi scheme.
And I'm going to recommend prosecution
by the U.S. Attorney's Office.
Maia Rindell.
Your dad fled.
You're under arrest.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ To the kingdom of heaven ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ To the kingdom on high ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ Singin' glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Gonna make my new home ♪
♪ In the kingdom in the sky ♪
♪ Oh, oh, God's kingdom in the sky... ♪
Liz, I am so sorry.
Thank you, Rod.
Michelle and Barack asked me
- to extend their condolences.
- Thank you.
- They loved your tweet, by the way.
- Oh, thank you.
I don't know that it's gonna
go over so well at work, but...
- It had to be said.
- Yeah.
♪ Gonna make our new home ♪
♪ In the kingdom in the sky... ♪
Hey.
Your daddy was a fighter
all the way to the end.
Yeah. It's the end of an era.
Liz, the... that photo.
LIZ: Oh, yeah.
Not my choice. Dad liked it, so...
Well, you know, he did
have a lot of fun that day.
- [LAUGHS]
- Yeah. Well, that didn't last.
Look, I'm sorry.
And if you need anything,
you know where I am.
Yeah, uh, Sandy said
you wanted the name?
It just seemed like a good idea
- for continuity's sake.
- You don't think that's false advertising?
"Reddick/Boseman" without the Reddick?
Why don't, why don't we
talk about this later?
Yeah. Sure. When you take
my dad's name off the firm.
Liz. [LAUGHS] Is this about us?
♪ The kingdom on high... ♪
No. Why do you ask?
Because if it's about a percentage,
you know I will talk to the partners.
♪ My new home in the
kingdom in the sky... ♪
Mrs. Harden, thank
you so much for coming.
Thank you. Thank you.
♪ I'm on my way, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Lord, I'm on my way ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh,
Lord, I'm on my way ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ Hey, I'm on my way... ♪
MADELINE: Excuse me.
Got to get by. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
♪ To the kingdom on high ♪
♪ I'm on my way... ♪
I know, weird, huh?
I didn't plan this, by the way.
I just read the
announcement in the newspaper
and I wanted to pay my respects.
[CHUCKLES]
Okay, I can see your incredulity,
so let me admit, I was
hoping I'd see you here.
This isn't purely accidental.
You want to know why?
I felt guilty.
I was probably instrumental
in getting you arrested.
Sure, that's my job, to
find the needle of guilt
in the haystack of denials,
but I couldn't stop thinking
about you, Maia.
And I think you're a really good person.
And I have a suggestion.
Okay, this is what I want to do.
I know, I know. I'm irritating,
but I can't clear my conscience
without trying this.
Your trial is in six days.
You could go to prison for five years.
Now, what are you, 29 years old?
That is a bad stretch
of time to be in prison.
You know, when I was in
college, UC San Diego...
I went down to Tijuana
with some girl friends...
and they were put in jail
for a week,
and they were never the same again.
Never.
Do you mind?
Hmph!
This is what I suggest:
You tell me everything
you know about your father,
where he is, where he fled,
and I will prevail on the prosecutors
to drop the charges.
You will never have to go to prison.
Okay, I know what you're gonna say.
You're gonna say you don't
know where your dad is.
You have no idea.
But here's the thing,
I have some evidence.
And my guess is you
don't know what you know.
So tell me everything.
I probably deserve this.
Okay. Uh, I think you
should reconsider, Maia.
MADELINE [ON RECORDING]:
Okay, I know what you're gonna say.
You're gonna say you don't
know where your dad is.
You have no idea. But here's the thing,
I have some...
I have some evidence.
And my guess is you
don't know what you know.
- Did she show you the evidence?
- No.
It's probably bullshit,
but let's get a free peek.
Maybe we can use it at
trial, Brady violation.
- Do we trust her?
- No.
But we don't have to.
- [SIGHS]
- You okay?
No. Everything's
spinning out of control.
That's what it feels
like on the eve of trial.
But here's the good news:
they're not smarter than us.
So we still on for Monday?
- Uh, we are.
- Good.
Uh, Barack is worried about the suit.
It's a nuisance suit, Rod.
That is public trust land.
Yeah. I-I know, but we don't
want to big foot Cook County
to make way for the library.
We will move gently.
- [CHOIR BEGINS NEW SONG]
- All right. Yeah.
- We'd better find a seat.
- Yeah.
[CHOIR VOCALIZING]
♪ Oh, oh, glory ♪
[HUMMING]
♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪
♪ Of the coming of an age ♪
♪ Where sister stands with brother ♪
♪ To bring a soulful change ♪
♪ For the way we see each other... ♪
Wilbur.
- Liz, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
Listen, I-I saw your e-mail,
and don't worry, I'll
be at work next week.
No, take your time.
You need the time.
- Ma'am.
- Uh, yeah.
I-I-I-I don't need the
time. I'm coming in.
Let's talk about it later.
Why does everybody want
to talk about things later?
Let's talk about it right now.
I need you to take a few
weeks out of the spotlight.
Let the other AUSAs handle your cases.
Then we'll slip you back
into the regular rotation.
Why?
You know why.
The tweet?
Like it or not, Trump
is our ultimate boss.
I thought you were our ultimate boss.
Yeah, and he's my boss,
and you called him a white supremacist.
- [QUIETLY]: Oh, my God.
- [SIGHS]
I just need you to stay out
of the rotation for a cycle.
And if I say no...?
Liz.
I'm your friend.
Take the three weeks off, okay?
♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪
♪ When we stand, one and the same ♪
♪ This truth ♪
♪ I do procla... ♪
COLIN: Diane.
Oh, Colin. How are you?
Good. Are you going to the funeral?
Yes. Um, can you support
me with a continuance?
Yeah. It's a new judge today.
Just appointed.
Shouldn't have a problem.
Thanks. I'm-I'm already quite late.
Mmm. It's terrible, isn't it?
I just saw him last week.
You did? Where?
On Lake Michigan, windsurfing.
- You saw Carl Reddick windsurfing?
- Yeah.
What? No. Roger Hill.
Reddick? Oh. Oh, that's right.
Uh, you're going to the Reddick funeral.
Yes, in ten minutes. Roger Hill is dead?
Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, yeah, he was
killed in a hit-and-run.
Oh, my God. Roger Hill
of Hill and Masters?
Yeah. He was crossing
LaSalle and a van just...
killed him instantly.
Oh, my God, that's awful.
Yeah, it makes you think, doesn't it?
He was 38.
- He was going through a divorce.
- Oh.
How's Lucca doing?
Lucca, oh, she's well.
She's on the partner track.
Oh. Tell her, uh, congratulations.
- I shall.
- SHERIFF FORD: All rise.
The court is now in session.
His Honor, Lyman, presiding.
Can we do something about these steps?
They're a little steep.
I will work on it, Your Honor.
HOWARD: And what's with
the air conditioning?
What'd you do, turn if off?
FORD: They're fixing it, Your Honor.
Course these-these
robes are like an oven.
Everybody can sit down.
Well, we have, um,
today, we have... What do we have today?
- FORD: Voir dire, Your Honor.
- Ah.
A quick motion, Your
Honor. Both counselors
would like to request a continuance.
What is all this stuff?
FORD: Um, your docket, Your Honor.
HOWARD: Oh, my docket.
Oh. Okay.
Howard.
- Hello.
- Oh, hi, Diane.
What do you think about all this?
Not bad for a kid from the Southside.
- Yes, quite surprising.
- What are you doing?
You look like you're going to a funeral.
Actually, yes, I am.
Th-th-this is the reason for
the continuance, Your Honor,
so counselor can attend this funeral.
Who's funeral, Hill's?
No, Carl Reddick's.
Carl "Hymietown" Reddick?
COLIN: Uh, again, we have no
issue with this continuance, so...
He and Jesse Jackson had quite a time
enjoying talking about "Hymietown."
That doesn't sound quite right, Howard.
Uh. Your Honor.
- Hmm?
- Your Honor.
Motion denied, Counselor.
We will deal with voir dire right now.
[GAVEL BANGS]
[PHONE BUZZING]
- CHOIR [IN HARMONY]: ♪ I will trust ♪
- _
♪ In the Lord ♪
♪ Till I die... ♪
[SONG ENDS]
[SIGHS]
Carl Reddick was born
when Nazis were marching in the streets.
And he died when Nazis were
marching in the streets.
Every day of his life,
he fought against
aggression, totalitarianism,
ignorance.
Carl stood with Dr. King.
WOMAN [QUIETLY]: Yes, he did.
BARBARA: He stood on
the bridge at Selma.
I quake when I think of
the bravery that took.
And yet, I'm a partner at
a firm bearing his name...
[GASPS SOFTLY]
[VOICE BREAKING]
and I know I failed him.
He challenged us to use
the law as a force for good.
He saw we were becoming
obsessed with money, billable hours,
the pragmatic over the idealistic.
Damn.
What?
The Obama Library.
BARBARA: The law, for Carl,
- was a shining guide.
- I'll talk to him.
He knows it's just rhetoric.
BARBARA: It was hope.
It was a summit.
He saw that we were looking at the law
as a set of rules to be twisted.
The issues today are just as real
as the issues Carl faced,
maybe even more real.
And Carl Reddick would say to us,
"Please don't bury my ideals with me."
JULIUS: Mr. Habercore?
Julius. Amazing eulogy.
Yes, it was.
Made you think.
Uh, we're still on for
lunch Monday, right?
To discuss the, uh,
presidential library?
Well, um, actually,
do you mind if I give you a call?
Um... sure.
You know, Barbara will
be at the lunch, too.
She can discuss the ways
that we'll be living up to Carl's name.
That sounds good. I'll give you a call.
We're in trouble.
- Mr. Boseman, I just got a...
- Damn it.
Just, just... later. We
have an issue here, okay?
Come on.
Lucca, hi.
Ms. Starkey, how are you?
How is your fictional husband?
Oh, I've missed you.
And my fictional husband
says "Hello," by the way.
Hmm. I understand you've been conversing
with my client without my permission.
Well, actually, I was doing
most of the conversing.
She was a very good girl.
She didn't say a word.
- Oh. Good.
- Mm.
She also told me that
you offered her a deal.
Really? I'm not sure that's
exactly what happened.
MADELINE [ON RECORDING]: You tell me
everything you know about your dad.
You will never have to go to prison.
Mmm. Oh, my goodness, I
missed you two. [LAUGHS]
Oh, wait. There's one more part.
Oh, okay.
I have some evidence,
and my guess is you
don't know what you know.
So what evidence are
we talking about here?
Because the DOJ supposedly
gave us all their discovery.
Oh, no Brady violation. Oh, no.
This just fell into
our hands two days ago.
It's why I'm here.
And, of course, to pay my respects.
Oh, of course.
A surveillance camera from the Royal
World Bank of Dubai.
Have you ever been to Dubai?
[GASPS] Very strange place.
It must be what my ancestors felt
when they got off the boat in Manhattan.
And that's just an aside. [CHUCKLES]
Anyway,
this surveillance photo
was taken of a customer
withdrawing $1.2 million
from an account set up by your father,
Henry Rindell. Now,
Dubai was surveilling this
account, but, uh, they let
this person slip through their fingers.
We want to find her.
My guess is if we find
her, we'll find your father.
And if we find your
father, it helps both of us.
Bated breath, Ms. Starkey. Bated.
We'll need a moment with this.
ADRIAN: Hey, Barbara.
Barbara. Barbara.
What the hell was that?
- What the hell was what?
- Your speech. You're making it
sound like we're pissing all
over the man's grave, Barbara.
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
Look, I know we're not perfect, Barbara,
but I spent four months
at Andrew Hart's firm.
You haven't seen dysfunction
till you've gone somewhere else.
What are you two worried about?
Uh, Habercore. The
Obama Library, Barbara.
JULIUS: He's not coming
to lunch on Monday.
- What are you talking about?
- ADRIAN: You talk to him, Barbara.
You tell him we are the
good guys. Now you tell him.
Where's Diane?
He's not my client. He's Diane's.
He's all of our client, Barbara.
[SIGHS]
- Where's Diane?
- Uh...
Oh.
- Oh, hey, uh...
- Marissa.
Right, Marissa.
Where is Diane?
Um...
Uh...
You know,
actually,
what was the question again?
Do you think you can
judge this case fairly?
Okay, here's the thing.
"Fairly" is one of those
words, you know, like "cold"
or "hot." It's open to interpretation.
Are you fair, ma'am?
With what?
Anything. Everything.
Well, I hope I am. I want to be...
Yes. Good. Accepted.
Yeah, we're fine here, too, Your Honor.
- I just have a few questions.
- Oh, dear God.
Something you wanted
to say, Ms. Lockhart?
No, Your Honor. I'm just standing here.
How are we doing with
that air conditioning?
They're still working on it, Your Honor.
So, let's talk about your job, miss.
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- JUROR: I can't judge whether...
_
[CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
♪ ♪
Okay, who is she?
I don't know.
Maia, you have the worst
poker face in the world.
Come on. I'm your lawyer.
This could keep you out of jail.
Ah...
There was someone
I knew, uh...
Someone who...
A friend of the family?
No.
Rosalie.
Rosalie who?
Oh, I can't remember her last name.
Well, who was she?
She was my tennis coach.
You're sure that's her?
I don't know.
Uh, that doesn't make
any sense. It just...
[HORN BLARING, TIRES SQUEALING]
- [ENGINE REVVING AWAY]
- Oh, shit. Sorry.
No.
Uh, well, when was this?
12 years ago?
She was only with us for a few months.
Why?
MAIA: My parents
didn't want her to coach me anymore.
They thought...
They thought we were getting too close.
Then why is she picking up
your dad's money in Dubai?
I have no idea.
I like BLTs, Your Honor, but I'm
not biased against kosher food.
I don't think I have any opinion.
HOWARD: The reason I
asked is because, you know,
sometimes the jurors can't
control the kind of food
that's ordered in the jury room.
Oh, uh...
Well, I had a bad reaction to MSG
a few years ago. That's about it.
HOWARD: Mm-hmm. Me, too. Chinese food.
I'm telling you, I had the runs
- that wouldn't stop...
- Your Honor?
Your Honor? We've already
accepted this juror.
Yeah, I know.
Let's turn to some of the
hardships we're talking about.
You say you worked in an amusement park?
[LOUD THUD, WOMAN GASPING]
- Ford?
- [GALLERY MURMURING]
Ford? You all right? Hello?
[CHURCH BELL CHIMING, CROWS CAWING]
RENEE: Diane?
Oh, good. I thought I
was the only one late.
Hello, Renee.
Are you coming from another funeral?
- No. Court.
- Oh.
It's so weird... two
funerals in one day.
Oh, you were at Roger's funeral?
- Who?
- Roger Hill.
Oh, right.
- That was awful. Hit-and-run?
- Yes.
Uh, no, I was at
Michael Sommers' funeral,
one of our partners.
Michael Sommers? He died?
Yes, last week, horseback
riding. A stroke.
Oh, my God. What is going on?
It's like a plague.
I just came from court.
One of the sheriffs had a heart attack.
- What?!
- Yes, he's in the hospital.
What is happening?
Well, probably nothing.
It's like when you take up Pilates,
and everywhere you
look, there's Pilates.
We are going to a funeral,
we're standing in a cemetery,
you just came from another funeral,
and there was a third funeral today.
That is not Pilates.
You have a good point.
♪ Swing low ♪
♪ Sweet chariot ♪
♪ Coming for to carry me home... ♪
Diane, I'm sorry.
For?
Last year. Not hiring you.
Not extending a hand when you needed it.
It's all right, Renee.
Look, let's get lunch.
I would love to catch up.
Maybe another time.
♪ And what did I see? ♪
♪ Coming for to carry me home... ♪
- Directions to the reception?
- Yes, thank you very much.
You're very welcome.
♪ Coming for... ♪
Miss Starkey?
- We might have something for you.
- Oh.
- Good news. What?
- Depends on the offer.
Well, you help us find your dad,
we drop all charges.
No.
She helps you find
the woman in the photo,
and you drop all charges.
No.
Okay.
Good talking to you.
Maia, why are you still
protecting your dad?
He left you holding the bag.
Unless you have a better offer,
this is a useless conversation.
He's a bad man.
Listen to this.
It'll tell you why.
No, thank you.
It's a wiretap of your
father. Listen to it.
If this is discovery, it
should've been included.
Maia, we should object
to this Brady violation.
Listen to it, Maia,
and stop protecting him.
He's not the man you think he is.
♪ Coming for to carry me... ♪
Wow, she's gotten a little harder.
BARBARA: Hi, Rod.
Excellent eulogy, by the way.
Oh, thank you, though
I think I took our firm
- a little too hard to task.
- No.
It felt good to me.
I know Carl was disappointed
in the firm taking on Chumhum, a company
- with almost no diversity hiring.
- DIANE: Hey, Rod.
- Good to see you.
- Diane.
I didn't see you in church.
Yes, I know. I'm sorry.
I was held up in court.
But I just wanted
to reiterate that our firm is best
to handle your
presidential library issues.
You need someone who knows
how to be both pragmatic and idealistic.
- I agree.
- BARBARA: Good.
Then we'll talk over lunch next week.
Ah, look, you two don't have to worry.
It-it isn't about your eulogy, Barbara.
The Obamas love Reddick.
I know they do.
I mean his daughter.
And Liz is going somewhere else.
I'm sorry?
Liz Reddick.
She was let go from the
Department of Justice today.
Oh, you didn't know.
Well, she told me. Her Trump tweet.
She's thinking of starting her own firm.
I'll be following her there.
- [BELL TOLLS]
- If you'll excuse me...
You don't have to do this.
I know.
She is trying to inflame you.
She's trying to get you to
agree to help her without a deal.
- Then I won't be inflamed, will I?
- [TAPS KEY]
MAN [OVER COMPUTER]:
Dish-one. 11/23 - 065.
Back-slash, Foxtrot, eight.
[PHONE RINGS]
WOMAN: Hello?
HENRY: It's me.
WOMAN: I know you.
Where are you?
HENRY: Home still.
WOMAN: Why? I need you here.
HENRY: Hold on.
[DOOR CLOSES]
What are you doing?
WOMAN: Lowering my pants.
HENRY: No, no, not now.
WOMAN: I'm taking you into my mouth.
[HENRY MOANS]
I'm wet.
Is that Rosalie?
Can you hear me?
[HENRY AND WOMAN MOAN]
I want to fuck you so bad.
I want to fuck you right in half.
I think so.
WOMAN: Is your wife in the next room?
Is Maia downstairs?
HENRY: Yes.
Having dinner.
- WOMAN: I want them to hear you.
- [HENRY MOANS]
- I want...
- [BEEPING]
MAN: Personal edit.
11/23 - 065.
- Back-slash, Foxtrot, eight.
- Let's turn it off.
- No.
- [BEEPING]
WOMAN: isn't.
Little Henry misses you.
HENRY: I miss him.
[WOMAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
How was his birthday?
- WOMAN: He had seven friends over.
- [HENRY SIGHS]
Seven friends for seven years.
HENRY: All right, would you tell him
I'm bringing my gift with me?
- WOMAN: He can't wait.
- [HENRY CHUCKLES]
Your real family is here.
- We're the ones who love you.
- [HENRY SIGHS]
- HENRY: I love you, too...
- [TAPS KEY]
I don't believe it.
You don't believe my
dad has a secret family?
This is too obviously provocative.
This was created to hurt you,
to make you react.
My dad abandoned me.
He also stole billions of dollars
from people who trusted him,
but, what, you draw the
line at a love child?
Let me make an actual
deal with Madeline.
She wants you not to
think, so let's stop,
- take a breath, and think.
- No.
HENRY: I'll be there in 48 hours.
WOMAN: We can't wait.
We need you.
HENRY: I need you.
He treats me like I'm eight years old.
No, he treats you like
you're 28 years old.
I know more than he thinks I know.
Marissa, he's a name partner.
So why doesn't he take me seriously?
I'm offering to save him money.
No, you're offering to replace me
- as an investigator.
- Yeah.
Because I'm cheaper.
And anyway, we could
both be investigators.
You keep complaining about
how you're overworked.
Okay, are you asking for my opinion?
No, but... yeah.
Talk to him.
Go sit him down and talk to him.
Tell him that you passed
your detective test last week
and you'd like some on-the-job training.
[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Barbara.
He's taking the Obama Library
to a start-up, which is crazy!
DIANE: It's about the Reddick name.
- He doesn't care how big the firm is.
- [SCOFFS]
He's following the name to a new home.
- Because of your speech, Barbara.
- He's not my client.
Diane was supposed to be with him.
[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
Wait. Wait. Wait!
We need to talk to Habercore
about the risks of a start-up.
- That...
- I'll do that.
He can't just expect some small firm
to handle these
presidential library issues.
I'll talk to Liz.
Oh, no. That'll just make things worse.
- [INDISTINCT ARGUING]
- We need to talk.
About what?
- Liz.
- Oh.
We need the Reddick name.
No, she won't sell it.
I know.
[INDISTINCT ARGUING CONTINUES]
[LAUGHS]
Seriously?
- [LAUGHS]
- Wouldn't have to change the letterhead.
Offer her an equity partnership?
Name partnership.
We were planning
on paying her a percentage anyway.
[LAUGHS]
He'll never go for it.
- They don't get along.
- Yeah, well...
he's one partner out of 15.
If the other partners think
- this is an existential threat...
- Is it?
Well, we've been using the Obama Library
as a selling point for five months now,
so, yes, I think it is.
[SIGHS] Well...
[CLEARS THROAT]
let's see if Liz is open to it.
[CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
ADRIAN: Uh, could I get
a vodka tonic, please?
Vodka tonic, please?
What happened to my office?
I took down the wall.
Gives the room more space.
I liked it.
My office.
- I know.
- And the, uh...
the windows.
- They're new?
- Uh, yes.
Ian wanted more light.
Vodka tonics.
Salud.
Don't get drunk, okay?
Seriously?
I'm just saying.
You're starting your own firm?
I'm thinking about it.
And stealing away our client?
Which client might that be?
- Rod Habercore and the Obama Library.
- [LAUGHS]
You are such a narcissist.
What, you sign a client,
and then you call him yours?
- [SIGHS]
- Why don't you try competing?
Liz, 90% of new firms fail
- within the first five years.
- Oh...
L-Look it up.
It is always so good
talking to you, Adrian.
You are such a ray of sunshine.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[HEAVY KNOCK AT DOOR]
Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, one second.
Maia, it's Lucca.
Jay wants to show you something.
MAIA: Okay.
- What are we doing?
- [SIGHS] Go ahead.
MAN: 11/30 - 065.
Guys, if this is another
phone call from my dad...
- Just wait. Wait. Listen.
- [PHONE RINGS]
HENRY: Hello?
TRUMP: Hey. What are you doing?
HENRY: Waiting for your
call. What are you doing?
TRUMP: I've been very
busy, but I miss you.
Who is that?
HENRY: Take off your pants.
TRUMP: Are you crazy? There's people here.
- [TAPS KEY]
- Who is that?
That's President Trump.
He called your dad for phone sex.
- [LAUGHS]
- What?
It's audio manipulation software
developed by the FBI.
You feed in 40 minutes of any voice,
and you can create a
conversation from scratch.
HENRY: Do it under your
desk. No one will know.
Tell me what you're doing.
TRUMP: I'm touching myself.
- What?
- Wait, stop it.
- Oh, my God.
- What do you want your dad to say?
- Wait, what?
- What do you want
your dad to say to Trump?
Uh, I...
- "I love you, President Trump."
- Mmm.
[TAPS KEY]
HENRY: I love you, President Trump.
I love how your ass looks in jeans.
[ALL LAUGH]
- I added that.
- That's nice.
[ALL LAUGH]
Wait, you created that
whole conversation?
Yep. Our brave new world.
Mistrust everything.
TRUMP: Mike Pence is here, too.
He wants to talk to you.
I love fake Mike Pence.
PENCE: God, you're sexy, Henry.
- Tell me what you're gonna do to me.
- [JAY AND LUCCA LAUGH]
[TAPS KEY]
WOMAN: I want to fuck you so bad.
I want to fuck you right in half.
Do you have the telephone
call from Madeline?
[TAPS KEY]
HENRY: What are you doing?
WOMAN: Lowering my pants.
[HENRY CHUCKLES]
HENRY: No, not right now.
WOMAN: I'm taking you into my mouth.
- It's not Rosalie.
- [TAPS KEY]
Not... It's not her
voice. They faked it.
Good.
Then I have a suggestion.
Liz?
Have you, uh, met Diane Lockhart?
Uh, yes. Once, I think.
At a bar association dinner.
- That's right.
- Liz, can we talk?
You had a partner.
- Will Gardner.
- I did.
Yeah. Yeah, he was a good lawyer.
Beat me in a case I should've won.
- Yeah. He was good that way.
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry about what happened.
- Yeah.
And Alicia Florrick.
Yes, she was at my firm, as well.
Yeah. We went to school together.
- Oh. Chicago.
- Mmm.
It's like one big, happy family.
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
Liz. [CLEARS THROAT]
We want you to join our firm.
[LAUGHS]
In what capacity?
- Name partner.
- Equity partner.
You want my father's name?
Yes. And you.
We want you, of course.
An ex-AUSA who was fired...
- Quit.
- Quit.
And holds a grudge against her old boss?
Clients like that.
- Grudges sell well.
- Hmm.
To the guilty?
And the wrongly accused.
[LAUGHS] Run into many of those?
Ah, you're not gonna be one
of those tiresome prosecutors
- who has trouble adjusting.
- [CHUCKLES]
Does-does Adrian know about
your little offer to me?
- No.
- Yes.
You two are quite the comedy team.
Uh, Mr. Boseman does not know.
This would be an action taken
by the other 15 equity partners.
We would outvote him.
Yeah, I... [SIGHS]
I've spent the past ten
years in the bureaucracy
of the DOJ. I...
I don't know that I want
to trade it for another one.
Well, just so you know, we pay better.
Let me think about it.
We'll need to know today.
Then I will tell you today.
[INDISTINCT REPORTER SPEAKS ON TV]
You're playing this a little abruptly.
- It's what she wants.
- I hope you're right.
We're gonna have to tell
Adrian at some point.
Yeah, we will.
REPORTER: was intentional.
They know that the driver was angry.
Roger Hill, a local
divorce lawyer, was killed
by the driver of a blue 2012 Dodge van
driving at 45 miles an hour.
Police arrested the owner of that van,
Stan Greennoble, a Logan
Square real estate agent.
The police found angry texts
and letters from Greennoble
accusing Hill of overcharging
him for legal work
and losing him joint
custody of his child.
Greennoble was taken
into custody at noon
outside his business,
charged with first-degree murder.
Kill all lawyers!
All of 'em! Kill 'em!
REPORTER: "Kill all the
lawyers." With those words,
Stan Greennoble ran down
his divorce attorney.
Now a lot of lawyers here
in Chicago are asking,
can overbilling get you killed?
MAN: Look, I understand
the anger out there.
Some of my best friends are lawyers.
But every time one of
these things happens...
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
Funerals are hard.
Yep.
But they help.
Another hour in here and
people will start laughing,
having a better time.
You can only think
about death for so long.
I don't know if that's true.
You know, I have something
stronger, if you want.
What?
Psilocybin.
I don't know what that is.
It's mushrooms. It's ground
up, mixed with grape juice.
Oh, it's a psychedelic.
[STAMMERS] Sort of.
You micro-dose it.
Add an eyedropper to your drink,
and everything will be clarified.
Your mind on jazz.
I don't like jazz.
What do you like?
Russian literature.
Bach.
Then you will love this.
[CHUCKLES]
How much?
For you, free.
I like your smile.
[CHUCKLING]
Death and sex.
It connects you to life.
You know, I'm gonna
wake up tomorrow morning
and realize this
conversation never happened.
RENEE: Diane.
Do you have a moment?
Uh, not really.
Did you see the news about Roger Hill?
They caught the driver.
Yeah, I just did.
"Kill all lawyers."
Killers are rarely so literate.
Mm, it's awful. But divorce lawyers
bring out the worst in people.
Yeah, I guess.
Um, a quick thing.
I know you have no reason
to forgive me, Diane...
Renee, we're good. Really.
- You're forgiven.
- Wait, I want you to take
Michael Sommers'
partnership at our firm.
What?
He handled our litigation.
We need a partner to
lead the department.
You would be perfect.
[LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLES] Are you all right?
Uh, yes.
Um, how-how did he die again?
Stroke. While horseback riding.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
I-I have a job, Renee.
Yes, at a firm half our size.
And a firm, to be
frank, that's downsizing.
Trump is changing the rules
on no-bid minority contracts.
That's a third of your business.
And one of your partners
is actively trying
to force you out.
Barbara Kolstad?
Did you not know?
Oh.
You came back from the dead,
Diane. You proved yourself.
You don't have to keep
proving yourself over and over.
Come take Michael's spot.
Kill all lawyers! All of 'em! Kill 'em!
REPORTER: "Kill all the
lawyers." With those words,
Stan Greennoble ran down
his divorce attorney.
Now a lot of lawyers here
in Chicago are asking,
can overbilling get you killed?
Weird.
Yep.
Are you worried?
About what, overbilling?
No, they caught him, right?
So, I guess not.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I don't think Boseman likes me.
Oh, he likes you.
He's just stuck with his height.
Tall people are stuck with their height.
You're tall, and you're
not stuck with your height.
I hide it well.
My mother would hit me if I slumped.
I want to investigate for the firm.
I think I'd be good.
I've passed the PI test.
Well, then tell him.
I have. He ignores me.
Treat it like a test.
Okay, you're distracted.
What's going on with you?
Is Barbara trying to force me out?
No.
Maybe.
She's territorial.
She thinks Boseman prefers you.
How do you know all this?
I'm a natural investigator.
Why are you worried about Kolstad?
I've been asked to be a
partner at another firm.
Twice the size of Reddick/Boseman.
And you're wondering...?
If I should go.
The offer came from
someone who betrayed me.
Well, someone who betrayed
you once will betray you again.
That's a given.
Yeah, but isn't it better to
go with the devil that you know?
I never understood that expression.
Why not go with no devils?
I just don't like hustling every
day to keep this firm afloat.
[CHUCKLES] Yes, you do.
You love it.
Have you ever taken psilocybin?
Mushrooms? No.
LSD, but...
Is that what that is?
Yes.
Are you micro-dosing, Diane?
No.
Maybe.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Diane Lockhart, on the
cutting edge of culture.
I've heard it sharpens the mind.
But maybe that's just
a rich person's way
to make addiction palatable.
- No.
- Yes.
- That is crazy.
- We want her name.
And you're fuckin' serious? [LAUGHS]
We could outvote you.
Oh, just try, Julius.
Just try.
We don't want to,
but we could do it.
So try.
I'm quitting unless you allow
me to intern as an investigator.
Can we do this another time?
I've been at the firm for one year now.
That's the longest I've
worked at any one job.
I've passed a PI test.
I am experienced with every firearm.
I don't want to replace Jay.
I want to work beside him.
And I need you to decide now,
or I'll work with someone else.
Okay.
How 'bout you work part-time
as a backup investigator?
My salary plus ten percent.
Hell no.
You're still Diane's secretary.
Assistant.
Assistant.
After a couple months, maybe we can...
perhaps talk about a raise.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
MADELINE: Okay...
[SIGHS] what you got?
Maia has information on
the location of her father.
- She does?
- Yes. And she knows
who the woman in the photo is.
Oh, so you're just now remembering?
- I am.
- Oh.
And, uh, what do you want
for this information, Maia?
Full exoneration. No prosecution.
Queen for a day?
- No.
- Why not?
Queen for a day with you
always works out bad for me.
Well, then, I'm going to
need a hint of what you got.
The exact location of Henry Rindell.
You know it?
Yes.
I don't believe you.
Okay.
HENRY: Hello?
MAIA: Hey, Dad. It's me.
HENRY: Where are you?
Are you on the burner?
MAIA: I am. Don't worry.
No one's listening.
You've been in touch with him?
- Maia records all of her phone calls.
- Oh.
HENRY: What do you need, babe?
MAIA: I'm afraid they're
closing in on you, Dad.
The FBI is always listening in.
HENRY: They'll never find me here.
MAIA: Where's here?
HENRY: I can't have you tell anyone.
MAIA: No one will know, Dad.
Did you move from the last place?
- HENRY: I'm back in Chicago.
- Chicago?
Do you know the FBI
agent, Madeline Starkey?
MAIA: Yes, Dad.
HENRY: I'm in her basement. Hold on.
MADELINE: Maia, hey. How are you doing?
MAIA: Good. Are you sure it's all right
that my dad stays there?
Oh, yeah.
We've been having pajama
parties. It's great.
Mm. Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
Oh, not as much fun as
we're gonna have at trial.
I wonder what the judge
will say about you trying
to trick Maia with a faked phone call.
Well, my guess is that the
judge will find that irrelevant.
We'll see.
Yes, we will.
Hi, Renee, I've given it some thought.
Diane, I was just heading out.
- Thank you for the offer, but I think...
- Oh, don't worry about it.
I like the challenge of working
with Reddick, Boseman & Kolstad.
That's good. Because I
went with my second choice.
Your second... choice?
For partner. Barbara Kolstad.
But thanks for the consideration.
[CHUCKLING]
♪ They're writing songs ♪
- ♪ Of love ♪
- [LAUGHING]
♪ But not for me ♪
♪ A lucky star's above ♪
♪ But not for me ♪
♪ With love to lead the way ♪
♪ I found more clouds of gray ♪
♪ Than any Russian play ♪
♪ Could guarantee ♪
♪ I was a fool ♪
♪ To fall and get that way ♪
♪ Hi-ho, alas ♪
♪ And also lackaday ♪
♪ Although I can't dismiss ♪
♪ The memory of his kiss ♪
♪ I guess ♪
♪ He's not... ♪
♪ He's not for... ♪
♪ Me. ♪
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