The Golden Girls (1985–1992): Season 2, Episode 5 - Isn't It Romantic? - full transcript
Dorothy's lesbian friend Jean develops a crush on Rose.
♪ THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND
♪ TRAVELED DOWN THE
ROAD AND BACK AGAIN
♪ YOUR HEART IS TRUE
♪ YOU'RE A PAL AND A CONFIDANTE
♪ AND IF YOU THREW A PARTY
♪ INVITED EVERYONE YOU KNEW
♪ YOU WOULD SEE THE
BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME
♪ AND THE CARD
ATTACHED WOULD SAY
♪ THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND ♪
HI, MA. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
I DON'T KNOW. ONE OF THOSE
STEVEN SPIELBURGER MOVIES.
THAT'S NOT A STEVEN
SPIELBERG MOVIE.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
YOU KNOW. WE HAD THAT
TALK WHEN YOU WERE 12.
MA, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
YOU RENTED A DIRTY MOVIE?
DIRTY IS IN THE EYE
OF THE BEHOLDER.
OK, MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE DIRTY.
I CANNOT WATCH ANY MORE OF THIS.
HI!
WRONG BUTTON.
THAT'S FAST FORWARD.
OH, MY! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING,
BUT I NEVER SAW IT AT THAT SPEED.
IT REMINDS ME OF MY
UNCLE RICKY'S RABBIT FARM.
- THAT'S REVERSE, DOROTHY.
- I DID THAT ONCE!
IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY.
MA, WE DID NOT GET A VCR SO
YOU COULD WATCH DIRTY MOVIES.
I'M 81, WHAT ARE
YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
THAT I'LL FIND SOMEONE
TO DO THAT WITH?
- WHEN'S JEAN COMING?
- SHE'S LEFT THE AIRPORT.
I HOPE SHE HAS A GOOD TIME.
IT WAS SO TOUGH FOR
ME AFTER CHARLIE DIED.
SHE'S GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY.
HOW LONG WERE
JEAN AND PAT MARRIED?
THEY WERE TOGETHER EIGHT YEARS.
POOR THING. I WISH THERE
WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.
I KNOW! I'LL MAKE MY FAMOUS
ICE-CREAM CLOWN SUNDAES.
THE ONES WITH LITTLE RAISIN
EYES AND SUGAR-CONE CAPS.
IF THAT DOESN'T FILL
THE VOID, NOTHING WILL.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- NOTHING. NOTHING.
I'M NERVOUS ABOUT
JEAN. SHE'S VERY SPECIAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'LL GET
ALONG WITH BLANCHE AND ROSE.
- BECAUSE SHE'S A LESBIAN?
- OH, MA, SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN!
WHAT AN ABSURD THING...
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
I'VE KNOWN SINCE YOU
WERE BOTH IN COLLEGE.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IN COLLEGE.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
- A MOTHER KNOWS.
SHOULD I TELL ROSE AND BLANCHE?
JEAN IS A NICE PERSON.
SHE JUST LIKES GIRLS
INSTEAD OF GUYS.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE
CATS INSTEAD OF DOGS.
I'D RATHER LIVE WITH
A LESBIAN THAN A CAT.
UNLESS A LESBIAN
SHEDS. THAT I DON'T KNOW.
- JEAN!
- DOROTHY!
OH, HONEY, IT IS SO
GOOD TO SEE YOU!
SOPHIA! YOU HAVEN'T AGED A BIT!
YOU LOOK GREAT!
YOU WERE ALWAYS A TERRIFIC GIRL.
DOROTHY, WHY CAN'T
YOU BE MORE LIKE JEAN?
SCRATCH THAT.
- WHERE ARE YOUR ROOMMATES?
- ER... JEAN,
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PHRASE THIS.
THE LESBIAN THING. DO YOU
KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT, OR WHAT?
MA!
JEAN, DO YOU?
- I MEAN...
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
YOU DIDN'T SAY PAT WAS A WOMAN.
THEY JUST ASSUMED
PAT WAS YOUR HUSBAND.
I WANTED TO CHECK WITH
YOU BEFORE I TOLD THEM.
DOROTHY, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED
OR ASHAMED OF WHO I AM.
YOU KNOW YOUR
FRIENDS BETTER THAN I DO.
IF YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE
IT, I'D PREFER TO TELL THEM.
HERE WE ARE! ICE-CREAM
CONES WITH HATS FOR EVERYBODY!
IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
HI, JEAN. I'M ROSE.
NICE TO MEET YOU, ROSE.
- ICE CREAM CLOWN SUNDAE?
- JEAN WILL BE HERE FOR A WEEK.
LET'S NOT HAVE ALL THE
REALLY BIG FUN RIGHT AWAY.
OH.
OH, BLANCHE, THIS
IS MY FRIEND JEAN.
- I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU, JEAN.
- ME TOO, BLANCHE.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, I
FEEL LIKE WE'RE BOSOM BUDDIES.
MA, NOT A WORD.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH FUN. I
KNOW THE BEST RESTAURANTS,
- THE BEST CLUBS, THE BEST MEN.
- BLANCHE.
OH, I'M SORRY. WAS
THAT INSENSITIVE OF ME?
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
READY FOR MEN YET.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT.
JEAN, PUT YOUR
SUITCASE IN MA'S ROOM.
MA'S GONNA SLEEP WITH ME.
- YOU WOULDN'T MIND?
- NO PROBLEM.
I'LL JUST REMEMBER
WHEN I GET UP AT NIGHT
THE BATHROOM IS TO MY LEFT.
LAST TIME WE HAD A GUEST,
I KILLED TWO POTTED PALMS.
SO, TELL ME. WHAT DO YOU
HAVE PLANNED TODAY, JEAN?
NOTHING SPECIAL.
JEAN, FORGIVE ME FOR
DWELLING ON THE SUBJECT OF MEN,
BUT ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU
PLANNED SOMETHING SPECIAL?
OH, I COULDN'T.
OH, COME ON. OF
COURSE YOU COULD.
BELIEVE HER,
BLANCHE, SHE COULDN'T.
I WAS THE SAME. I COULDN'T THINK OF
ANOTHER MAN FOR YEARS AFTER CHARLIE DIED.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU
HAVE BAD MUSCLE TONE.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
I HAVEN'T EATEN A BREAKFAST
LIKE THIS SINCE I LEFT THE FARM.
REALLY? YOU WERE
RAISED ON A FARM?
- UNTIL I WAS 17. A DAIRY FARM.
- WHOA! A DAIRY FARM?
JUST LIKE ME!
DID YOU HEAR THAT? JEAN
WAS RAISED ON A DAIRY FARM!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME JEAN
WAS RAISED ON A DAIRY FARM?
I WAS AFRAID IT MIGHT BE TOO
MUCH EXCITEMENT FOR YOU.
- DID YOU HELP WITH THE MILKING?
- OH, YES.
UNTIL WE GOT A MILKING MACHINE.
OH, THANK GOODNESS
FOR THE MILKING MACHINE!
HARD AS IT IS TO LEAVE,
- I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK.
- YES, ME TOO.
I CAN BE IN LATE TODAY.
- WOULD YOU COME TO A MATINEE?
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST
GOT OUR MILKING MACHINE.
I HOOKED MOLLY UP TO IT
AND SHE DROPPED LIKE A ROCK.
- OH, NO!
- OH, SHE WASN'T ELECTROCUTED.
AFTER THAT, SHE WAS
NO GOOD FOR MILKING.
BUT SHE BECAME THE MOST
POPULAR COW DURING MATING SEASON.
OH, I DO LOVE THE RAIN SO.
IT REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST KISS.
AH, YOUR FIRST
KISS WAS IN THE RAIN.
NO, IT WAS IN THE SHOWER.
SOPHIA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I
THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP.
- I WENT TO THE VIDEO STORE.
- I TOLD YOU I'D GO!
FORGET IT. THE LAST TIME YOU BROUGHT
BACK SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS.
YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED
I WAS THAT IT'S A MUSICAL?
SO, JEAN AND ROSE
AREN'T BACK YET?
THEY'RE PROBABLY HAVING
LUNCH TOGETHER AGAIN.
THEY CERTAINLY HAVE
HIT IT OFF, HAVEN'T THEY?
I'M SO GLAD. JEAN'S
SUCH A LOVELY PERSON.
OH, YES, SHE IS.
LOVELY.
DOROTHY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY,
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JEAN
- THAT BOTHERS ME.
- BOTHERS YOU?
EVERY TIME I SUGGEST SHE GO ON
A DATE, YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
OH, COME ON, BLANCHE,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
LOOK! I THINK THE RAIN
IS BEGINNING TO LET UP.
DOROTHY, I MAY
BE A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT NAIVE IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
FACE IT.
YOUR FRIEND JEAN... IS
SEEING A MARRIED MAN.
BLANCHE, THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY UNCANNY.
I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY.
OH!
- OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?
- DON'T WORRY, SHE'LL BE FINE.
OF COURSE YOU WILL, HONEY.
THAT PHONY HAIR COLOR WON'T
COME OUT JUST COS IT GOT WET!
IT'S NOT THAT.
WE SAW LOVE STORY AND
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT.
IT WAS THE CRY ME A RIVER
MATINEE AT THE RIALTO.
I'LL BE BACK. I WANT TO CHANGE,
THEN I'LL MAKE US SOME TEA.
ER... BLANCHE, WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SPOKE TO DOROTHY PRIVATELY?
MIND? WHY, OF COURSE NOT.
AND LISTEN,
DON'T YOU WORRY, YOUR
SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.
UM... DOROTHY,
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO LEAVE TODAY.
BECAUSE OF BLANCHE?
NO, NOTHING TO DO WITH BLANCHE.
SOMETHING UNEXPECTED
HAS COME UP.
- BACK HOME? IS IT SERIOUS?
- IT'S NOT BACK HOME,
BUT IT IS SERIOUS.
I HAVEN'T MET ANYONE AS
GOOD AND DECENT AS ROSE
SINCE PAT DIED.
AND I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE.
NOT TONIGHT, SALVADORE,
I'VE BEEN COOKING ALL DAY.
MA, IT'S ME! IT'S DOROTHY.
OH, DOROTHY. THE WAY
YOUR ELBOW WAS POKING ME,
I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR
FATHER SNEAKING UP ON ME.
I'M SORRY, MA. GO BACK TO SLEEP.
- MA...
- IS IT MORNING ALREADY?
NO.
- I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
- WHAT?
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU
WERE TOLD ONE OF YOUR KIDS WAS GAY?
YOUR BROTHER PHIL
IS GAY? I KNEW IT!
AS A KID, WE COULDN'T KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM GLADIATOR MOVIES.
MA, PHIL IS NOT GAY.
YOU MEAN YOU'RE GAY?
IS JEAN HAVING A
MEMBERSHIP DRIVE?
- MA...
- DOROTHY,
I KNOW YOU DON'T GET MANY DATES,
BUT STICK WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.
AT YOUR AGE, IT'S HARD TO
BREAK INTO SOMETHING NEW.
- GOOD NIGHT.
- MA! I AM NOT GAY.
I JUST WANTED TO
GET YOUR REACTION.
I'LL TELL YOU THE
TRUTH, DOROTHY.
IF ONE OF MY KIDS WAS GAY,
I WOULDN'T LOVE
HIM ONE BIT LESS.
I WOULD WISH HIM
EVERY HAPPINESS.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST MOTHER
IN THE WORLD. AND I LOVE YOU.
FINE.
NOW KEEP YOUR FAT MOUTH
SHUT SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP.
JEAN THINKS SHE'S
IN LOVE WITH ROSE.
HEE!
MA, COME ON! IT'S NOT FUNNY.
THE HELL IT'S NOT!
JEAN IN LOVE WITH LITTLE
MISS MUFFET? COME ON!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
NOTHING.
COME ON. I HEARD YOU
LAUGHING. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
FOR STARTERS, JEAN IS A LESBIAN.
MA!
WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THAT?
- YOU AREN'T SURPRISED?
- OF COURSE NOT.
I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANY PERSONALLY,
BUT ISN'T DANNY THOMAS ONE?
NOT LEBANESE, BLANCHE.
LESBIAN.
LESBIAN.
LESBIAN.
LESBIAN?
BUT ISN'T THAT WHERE
ONE WOMAN AND ANOTHER...
WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
JEAN'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. SHE
COULD HAVE ANY MAN SHE WANTS.
- SHE DOESN'T WANT THEM.
- WELL, WHY NOT?
A MAN HAS SO MUCH
MORE TO OFFER, YOU KNOW?
I FOUND THAT OUT WHEN MARK PERPER RAN
FOR CLASS PRESIDENT IN THE THIRD GRADE.
WHAT?
HIS SLOGAN WAS "VOTE FOR
ME, I'LL SHOW YOU MY WEE-WEE."
HE WON BY A LANDSLIDE.
WELL, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHAT JEAN DOESN'T
SEE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX.
BUT IF THAT MAKES HER
HAPPY, THAT'S FINE BY ME.
JEAN'S IN LOVE WITH ROSE.
ROSE?
JEAN HAS THE HOTS FOR ROSE?
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!
- I WAS PRETTY SURPRISED MYSELF.
- WELL, I'LL BET!
TO THINK JEAN WOULD
PREFER ROSE OVER ME?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
BLANCHE, PLEASE!
IF YOU HAD TO PICK ME OR
ROSE, WHO WOULD YOU PICK?
BLANCHE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!
OH. I'M SORRY.
- DOES ROSE KNOW?
- NO.
OH, GOOD. YOU
SHOULDN'T TELL HER.
AFTER ALL, SHE'S NOT AS WORLDLY
ABOUT THESE THINGS AS I AM.
IF SHE HEARS DANNY
THOMAS IS A LESBIAN,
IT'LL BREAK HER HEART.
- BLESS YOU.
- STOP BLESSING HER!
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN AROUND
IN THE RAIN FOR DIRTY MOVIES.
- I'M GOING TO BED.
- ME, TOO. I'LL CALL IT A NIGHT.
DON'T SLEEP IN THE
SAME BED AS SOPHIA.
- YOU COULD GET THAT COLD.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
MA, TAKE YOUR OWN ROOM.
JEAN CAN SLEEP IN MY ROOM.
YOU'RE LETTING A SICK, OLD
WOMAN SLEEP IN HER OWN BED?
BLESS YOU, WARDEN.
I WOULDN'T MIND SLEEPING
HERE ON THE SOFA.
THAT LUMPY THING? NO.
YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY ROOM.
I THINK I'LL RETIRE TOO, TO DO MY
FACIAL PACKS AND COMPRESSES.
IT TAKES ME AN HOUR,
BUT THAT'S WHY MY SKIN IS AS
SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.
THAT MUST EXPLAIN THE
URGE I SOMETIMES HAVE
TO DIAPER YOUR HEAD.
- WANT TO PLAY A FEW MORE HANDS?
- SURE!
OH, STAYING UP LIKE
THIS PLAYING GAMES
REMINDS ME OF MY
TEENAGE SLUMBER PARTIES.
OH, GOD! OH, I'LL NEVER
FORGET MY FIRST SLUMBER PARTY.
WE ALL FOUGHT OVER WHO HAD
THE CUTEST DATE FOR THE PROM.
- I NEVER GOT TO GO TO THE PROM.
- YOU'RE KIDDING! WHY?
WELL, I REALLY WANTED TO
GO WITH DELBERT TWITCHELL.
HE WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS
BOY AT OUR SCHOOL.
AND HE WAS CAPTAIN OF THE
PRECISION COMBINE DRILL TEAM.
ACTUALLY, I WAS SO SURE
DELBERT WAS GOING TO ASK ME,
I TURNED DOWN A FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT, CYRIL MOUNTBATTEN.
DADDY DIDN'T LIKE CYRIL
ANYWAY, COS HE WAS BRITISH.
DADDY SAID THE RELATIONSHIP
WOULD NEVER WORK OUT,
ON ACCOUNT OF THE
LANGUAGE BARRIER.
DADDY WAS A VERY
CARING AND IGNORANT MAN.
FINALLY, IT GOT TO THE
DAY BEFORE THE PROM
AND DELBERT STILL
HADN'T ASKED ME.
SO, I MARCHED ACROSS
A CROWDED CAFETERIA,
STARED HIM STRAIGHT
IN THE EYE AND SAID,
"DELBERT, WHAT GIVES?"
HE SAID, "JENNY MCCOY. THAT'S
WHY I'M TAKING HER TO THE PROM."
THE FIRST YEAR AFTER
CHARLIE DIED WAS THE HARDEST.
I'D LIE AWAKE FOR HOURS.
I COULD NOT GET USED
TO SLEEPING ALONE.
THEN I TOOK THE EXTRA PILLOWS
AND SHOVED THEM UNDER THE
COVERS TO LIE NEXT TO THEM.
IT DIDN'T REALLY
FEEL LIKE CHARLIE,
BUT SOMETIMES IT
HELPED ME FALL ASLEEP.
I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT.
OH, IT CAN'T BE TWO O'CLOCK!
IT IS!
OH, I'D BETTER LET
YOU GET SOME SLEEP!
- GOOD NIGHT, ROSE.
- GOOD NIGHT.
OH, JEAN! WITH IT THIS
LATE, DON'T WAKE DOROTHY.
- STAY IN MY ROOM TONIGHT.
- ER... WELL,
I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES MORE
SENSE THAN WAKING DOROTHY.
GOOD. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE
NOT A COVER HOG, ARE YOU?
- NO.
- GOOD, COS I AM.
ROSE, ARE YOU AWAKE?
ROSE?
AM I HOGGING THE COVERS?
OH, NO, NO, NO.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
ROSE, I WANT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
IF I DON'T SAY IT, I'LL
NEVER GET TO SLEEP.
WHAT?
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH, ROSE.
I LIKE YOU TOO, JEAN.
I THINK YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.
I THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, TOO.
WHAT I REALLY
WANT TO SAY IS, I...
I'M QUITE FOND OF YOU.
I'M FOND OF YOU, TOO.
- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.
- BLANCHE, HAVE YOU SEEN JEAN?
- NO.
I WONDER WHERE SHE COULD BE.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING
WHEN YOU GOT UP?
- SHE NEVER CAME TO BED.
- MAYBE SHE STAYED WITH SOPHIA.
MA, DID JEAN SLEEP
WITH YOU LAST NIGHT?
THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
I WANT TO TRY BEFORE I DIE...
BUT THAT'S NOT ONE OF THEM.
THEN SHE MUST HAVE
STAYED IN ROSE'S ROOM.
MY GOD! YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
JEAN WOULD EVER... YOU KNOW?
LISTEN, BLANCHE. I DO NOT
BELIEVE FOR ONE MOMENT
THAT ANYTHING OTHER
THAN GIN RUMMY HAPPENED
BETWEEN ROSE
AND JEAN LAST NIGHT.
DOROTHY? SOMETHING
TERRIBLE HAPPENED.
OH, GOD!
IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO JUMP
OFF A BRIDGE, WOULD YOU DO IT?
SOPHIA, BLANCHE,
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME?
THANKS, BUT IT REALLY
INVOLVES DOROTHY'S FRIEND.
WE'RE GOING, WE'RE GOING.
OK, ROSE, WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S ABOUT JEAN.
- WHAT ABOUT JEAN?
I DON'T WANT TO SHOCK
YOU, DOROTHY, BUT JEAN...
I KNOW. JEAN IS GAY.
YOU KNOW ALREADY?
- HOW ABOUT BLANCHE?
- NO, BLANCHE IS NOT GAY.
I DON'T MEAN THAT.
I MEAN, SHE KNOWS?
- AND MA.
- YOU TOLD EVERYBODY BUT ME?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'D
KNOW WHAT A LESBIAN WAS!
I COULD HAVE LOOKED IT UP.
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I
WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING.
I GUESS I UNDERESTIMATED YOU.
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
I LIKE JEAN. I LIKE HER A LOT.
BUT... I THINK SHE'S
IN LOVE WITH ME!
- SHE TOLD YOU?
- WELL, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.
BUT I KNEW WHAT SHE MEANT.
UNLESS I'M WRONG, DOROTHY.
YOU KNOW I'M WRONG
ABOUT SO MANY THINGS.
YOU'RE NOT WRONG ABOUT THIS.
DOROTHY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
OH, DOROTHY, I... OH, HI, ROSE.
WHAT'S WITH THE SUITCASE?
I DECIDED I DO HAVE TO GO.
- BUT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY...
- DOROTHY,
WOULD YOU MIND IF
I SPOKE WITH JEAN?
NO. FINE. GO AHEAD.
I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
- WANT A CUP OF COFFEE?
- MAYBE I WILL HAVE A COFFEE.
ROSE, ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE SAID ANYTHING.
YOU ONLY SAID WHAT
YOU WERE FEELING.
IT'S JUST THAT THIS LAST YEAR
HAS BEEN SO DIFFICULT FOR ME.
PAT WAS THE PERSON I PLANNED
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
AND WHEN SHE DIED,
I JUST FELT SO TERRIBLY ALONE.
EMPTY.
I THOUGHT I COULD NEVER
CARE FOR ANYONE AGAIN.
UNTIL I MET YOU.
I JUST... GOT VERY CONFUSED.
I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THESE KINDS OF FEELINGS.
BUT IF I DID UNDERSTAND,
IF I WERE... YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU,
I'D BE VERY FLATTERED AND PROUD
THAT YOU THOUGHT OF ME THAT WAY.
THANK YOU, ROSE.
I GUESS THAT'S ALL I HAD TO SAY.
EXCEPT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
UNLESS YOU THINK OUR
FRIENDSHIP ALONE ISN'T ENOUGH.
IT'S ENOUGH.
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
I KNOW, I WAS
LISTENING AT THE DOOR.
WHY WERE YOU
LISTENING AT THE DOOR?
BECAUSE I'M NOT TALL ENOUGH
TO SEE THROUGH THE WINDOW.
♪ TRAVELED DOWN THE
ROAD AND BACK AGAIN
♪ YOUR HEART IS TRUE
♪ YOU'RE A PAL AND A CONFIDANTE
♪ AND IF YOU THREW A PARTY
♪ INVITED EVERYONE YOU KNEW
♪ YOU WOULD SEE THE
BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME
♪ AND THE CARD
ATTACHED WOULD SAY
♪ THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND ♪
HI, MA. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
I DON'T KNOW. ONE OF THOSE
STEVEN SPIELBURGER MOVIES.
THAT'S NOT A STEVEN
SPIELBERG MOVIE.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
YOU KNOW. WE HAD THAT
TALK WHEN YOU WERE 12.
MA, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
YOU RENTED A DIRTY MOVIE?
DIRTY IS IN THE EYE
OF THE BEHOLDER.
OK, MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE DIRTY.
I CANNOT WATCH ANY MORE OF THIS.
HI!
WRONG BUTTON.
THAT'S FAST FORWARD.
OH, MY! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING,
BUT I NEVER SAW IT AT THAT SPEED.
IT REMINDS ME OF MY
UNCLE RICKY'S RABBIT FARM.
- THAT'S REVERSE, DOROTHY.
- I DID THAT ONCE!
IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY.
MA, WE DID NOT GET A VCR SO
YOU COULD WATCH DIRTY MOVIES.
I'M 81, WHAT ARE
YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
THAT I'LL FIND SOMEONE
TO DO THAT WITH?
- WHEN'S JEAN COMING?
- SHE'S LEFT THE AIRPORT.
I HOPE SHE HAS A GOOD TIME.
IT WAS SO TOUGH FOR
ME AFTER CHARLIE DIED.
SHE'S GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY.
HOW LONG WERE
JEAN AND PAT MARRIED?
THEY WERE TOGETHER EIGHT YEARS.
POOR THING. I WISH THERE
WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.
I KNOW! I'LL MAKE MY FAMOUS
ICE-CREAM CLOWN SUNDAES.
THE ONES WITH LITTLE RAISIN
EYES AND SUGAR-CONE CAPS.
IF THAT DOESN'T FILL
THE VOID, NOTHING WILL.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- NOTHING. NOTHING.
I'M NERVOUS ABOUT
JEAN. SHE'S VERY SPECIAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'LL GET
ALONG WITH BLANCHE AND ROSE.
- BECAUSE SHE'S A LESBIAN?
- OH, MA, SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN!
WHAT AN ABSURD THING...
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
I'VE KNOWN SINCE YOU
WERE BOTH IN COLLEGE.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IN COLLEGE.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
- A MOTHER KNOWS.
SHOULD I TELL ROSE AND BLANCHE?
JEAN IS A NICE PERSON.
SHE JUST LIKES GIRLS
INSTEAD OF GUYS.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE
CATS INSTEAD OF DOGS.
I'D RATHER LIVE WITH
A LESBIAN THAN A CAT.
UNLESS A LESBIAN
SHEDS. THAT I DON'T KNOW.
- JEAN!
- DOROTHY!
OH, HONEY, IT IS SO
GOOD TO SEE YOU!
SOPHIA! YOU HAVEN'T AGED A BIT!
YOU LOOK GREAT!
YOU WERE ALWAYS A TERRIFIC GIRL.
DOROTHY, WHY CAN'T
YOU BE MORE LIKE JEAN?
SCRATCH THAT.
- WHERE ARE YOUR ROOMMATES?
- ER... JEAN,
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PHRASE THIS.
THE LESBIAN THING. DO YOU
KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT, OR WHAT?
MA!
JEAN, DO YOU?
- I MEAN...
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
YOU DIDN'T SAY PAT WAS A WOMAN.
THEY JUST ASSUMED
PAT WAS YOUR HUSBAND.
I WANTED TO CHECK WITH
YOU BEFORE I TOLD THEM.
DOROTHY, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED
OR ASHAMED OF WHO I AM.
YOU KNOW YOUR
FRIENDS BETTER THAN I DO.
IF YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE
IT, I'D PREFER TO TELL THEM.
HERE WE ARE! ICE-CREAM
CONES WITH HATS FOR EVERYBODY!
IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
HI, JEAN. I'M ROSE.
NICE TO MEET YOU, ROSE.
- ICE CREAM CLOWN SUNDAE?
- JEAN WILL BE HERE FOR A WEEK.
LET'S NOT HAVE ALL THE
REALLY BIG FUN RIGHT AWAY.
OH.
OH, BLANCHE, THIS
IS MY FRIEND JEAN.
- I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU, JEAN.
- ME TOO, BLANCHE.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, I
FEEL LIKE WE'RE BOSOM BUDDIES.
MA, NOT A WORD.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH FUN. I
KNOW THE BEST RESTAURANTS,
- THE BEST CLUBS, THE BEST MEN.
- BLANCHE.
OH, I'M SORRY. WAS
THAT INSENSITIVE OF ME?
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
READY FOR MEN YET.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT.
JEAN, PUT YOUR
SUITCASE IN MA'S ROOM.
MA'S GONNA SLEEP WITH ME.
- YOU WOULDN'T MIND?
- NO PROBLEM.
I'LL JUST REMEMBER
WHEN I GET UP AT NIGHT
THE BATHROOM IS TO MY LEFT.
LAST TIME WE HAD A GUEST,
I KILLED TWO POTTED PALMS.
SO, TELL ME. WHAT DO YOU
HAVE PLANNED TODAY, JEAN?
NOTHING SPECIAL.
JEAN, FORGIVE ME FOR
DWELLING ON THE SUBJECT OF MEN,
BUT ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU
PLANNED SOMETHING SPECIAL?
OH, I COULDN'T.
OH, COME ON. OF
COURSE YOU COULD.
BELIEVE HER,
BLANCHE, SHE COULDN'T.
I WAS THE SAME. I COULDN'T THINK OF
ANOTHER MAN FOR YEARS AFTER CHARLIE DIED.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU
HAVE BAD MUSCLE TONE.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
I HAVEN'T EATEN A BREAKFAST
LIKE THIS SINCE I LEFT THE FARM.
REALLY? YOU WERE
RAISED ON A FARM?
- UNTIL I WAS 17. A DAIRY FARM.
- WHOA! A DAIRY FARM?
JUST LIKE ME!
DID YOU HEAR THAT? JEAN
WAS RAISED ON A DAIRY FARM!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME JEAN
WAS RAISED ON A DAIRY FARM?
I WAS AFRAID IT MIGHT BE TOO
MUCH EXCITEMENT FOR YOU.
- DID YOU HELP WITH THE MILKING?
- OH, YES.
UNTIL WE GOT A MILKING MACHINE.
OH, THANK GOODNESS
FOR THE MILKING MACHINE!
HARD AS IT IS TO LEAVE,
- I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK.
- YES, ME TOO.
I CAN BE IN LATE TODAY.
- WOULD YOU COME TO A MATINEE?
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST
GOT OUR MILKING MACHINE.
I HOOKED MOLLY UP TO IT
AND SHE DROPPED LIKE A ROCK.
- OH, NO!
- OH, SHE WASN'T ELECTROCUTED.
AFTER THAT, SHE WAS
NO GOOD FOR MILKING.
BUT SHE BECAME THE MOST
POPULAR COW DURING MATING SEASON.
OH, I DO LOVE THE RAIN SO.
IT REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST KISS.
AH, YOUR FIRST
KISS WAS IN THE RAIN.
NO, IT WAS IN THE SHOWER.
SOPHIA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I
THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP.
- I WENT TO THE VIDEO STORE.
- I TOLD YOU I'D GO!
FORGET IT. THE LAST TIME YOU BROUGHT
BACK SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS.
YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED
I WAS THAT IT'S A MUSICAL?
SO, JEAN AND ROSE
AREN'T BACK YET?
THEY'RE PROBABLY HAVING
LUNCH TOGETHER AGAIN.
THEY CERTAINLY HAVE
HIT IT OFF, HAVEN'T THEY?
I'M SO GLAD. JEAN'S
SUCH A LOVELY PERSON.
OH, YES, SHE IS.
LOVELY.
DOROTHY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY,
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JEAN
- THAT BOTHERS ME.
- BOTHERS YOU?
EVERY TIME I SUGGEST SHE GO ON
A DATE, YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
OH, COME ON, BLANCHE,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
LOOK! I THINK THE RAIN
IS BEGINNING TO LET UP.
DOROTHY, I MAY
BE A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT NAIVE IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
FACE IT.
YOUR FRIEND JEAN... IS
SEEING A MARRIED MAN.
BLANCHE, THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY UNCANNY.
I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY.
OH!
- OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?
- DON'T WORRY, SHE'LL BE FINE.
OF COURSE YOU WILL, HONEY.
THAT PHONY HAIR COLOR WON'T
COME OUT JUST COS IT GOT WET!
IT'S NOT THAT.
WE SAW LOVE STORY AND
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT.
IT WAS THE CRY ME A RIVER
MATINEE AT THE RIALTO.
I'LL BE BACK. I WANT TO CHANGE,
THEN I'LL MAKE US SOME TEA.
ER... BLANCHE, WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SPOKE TO DOROTHY PRIVATELY?
MIND? WHY, OF COURSE NOT.
AND LISTEN,
DON'T YOU WORRY, YOUR
SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.
UM... DOROTHY,
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO LEAVE TODAY.
BECAUSE OF BLANCHE?
NO, NOTHING TO DO WITH BLANCHE.
SOMETHING UNEXPECTED
HAS COME UP.
- BACK HOME? IS IT SERIOUS?
- IT'S NOT BACK HOME,
BUT IT IS SERIOUS.
I HAVEN'T MET ANYONE AS
GOOD AND DECENT AS ROSE
SINCE PAT DIED.
AND I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE.
NOT TONIGHT, SALVADORE,
I'VE BEEN COOKING ALL DAY.
MA, IT'S ME! IT'S DOROTHY.
OH, DOROTHY. THE WAY
YOUR ELBOW WAS POKING ME,
I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR
FATHER SNEAKING UP ON ME.
I'M SORRY, MA. GO BACK TO SLEEP.
- MA...
- IS IT MORNING ALREADY?
NO.
- I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
- WHAT?
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU
WERE TOLD ONE OF YOUR KIDS WAS GAY?
YOUR BROTHER PHIL
IS GAY? I KNEW IT!
AS A KID, WE COULDN'T KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM GLADIATOR MOVIES.
MA, PHIL IS NOT GAY.
YOU MEAN YOU'RE GAY?
IS JEAN HAVING A
MEMBERSHIP DRIVE?
- MA...
- DOROTHY,
I KNOW YOU DON'T GET MANY DATES,
BUT STICK WITH WHAT YOU KNOW.
AT YOUR AGE, IT'S HARD TO
BREAK INTO SOMETHING NEW.
- GOOD NIGHT.
- MA! I AM NOT GAY.
I JUST WANTED TO
GET YOUR REACTION.
I'LL TELL YOU THE
TRUTH, DOROTHY.
IF ONE OF MY KIDS WAS GAY,
I WOULDN'T LOVE
HIM ONE BIT LESS.
I WOULD WISH HIM
EVERY HAPPINESS.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST MOTHER
IN THE WORLD. AND I LOVE YOU.
FINE.
NOW KEEP YOUR FAT MOUTH
SHUT SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP.
JEAN THINKS SHE'S
IN LOVE WITH ROSE.
HEE!
MA, COME ON! IT'S NOT FUNNY.
THE HELL IT'S NOT!
JEAN IN LOVE WITH LITTLE
MISS MUFFET? COME ON!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
NOTHING.
COME ON. I HEARD YOU
LAUGHING. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
FOR STARTERS, JEAN IS A LESBIAN.
MA!
WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THAT?
- YOU AREN'T SURPRISED?
- OF COURSE NOT.
I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANY PERSONALLY,
BUT ISN'T DANNY THOMAS ONE?
NOT LEBANESE, BLANCHE.
LESBIAN.
LESBIAN.
LESBIAN.
LESBIAN?
BUT ISN'T THAT WHERE
ONE WOMAN AND ANOTHER...
WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
JEAN'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. SHE
COULD HAVE ANY MAN SHE WANTS.
- SHE DOESN'T WANT THEM.
- WELL, WHY NOT?
A MAN HAS SO MUCH
MORE TO OFFER, YOU KNOW?
I FOUND THAT OUT WHEN MARK PERPER RAN
FOR CLASS PRESIDENT IN THE THIRD GRADE.
WHAT?
HIS SLOGAN WAS "VOTE FOR
ME, I'LL SHOW YOU MY WEE-WEE."
HE WON BY A LANDSLIDE.
WELL, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHAT JEAN DOESN'T
SEE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX.
BUT IF THAT MAKES HER
HAPPY, THAT'S FINE BY ME.
JEAN'S IN LOVE WITH ROSE.
ROSE?
JEAN HAS THE HOTS FOR ROSE?
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!
- I WAS PRETTY SURPRISED MYSELF.
- WELL, I'LL BET!
TO THINK JEAN WOULD
PREFER ROSE OVER ME?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
BLANCHE, PLEASE!
IF YOU HAD TO PICK ME OR
ROSE, WHO WOULD YOU PICK?
BLANCHE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!
OH. I'M SORRY.
- DOES ROSE KNOW?
- NO.
OH, GOOD. YOU
SHOULDN'T TELL HER.
AFTER ALL, SHE'S NOT AS WORLDLY
ABOUT THESE THINGS AS I AM.
IF SHE HEARS DANNY
THOMAS IS A LESBIAN,
IT'LL BREAK HER HEART.
- BLESS YOU.
- STOP BLESSING HER!
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN AROUND
IN THE RAIN FOR DIRTY MOVIES.
- I'M GOING TO BED.
- ME, TOO. I'LL CALL IT A NIGHT.
DON'T SLEEP IN THE
SAME BED AS SOPHIA.
- YOU COULD GET THAT COLD.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
MA, TAKE YOUR OWN ROOM.
JEAN CAN SLEEP IN MY ROOM.
YOU'RE LETTING A SICK, OLD
WOMAN SLEEP IN HER OWN BED?
BLESS YOU, WARDEN.
I WOULDN'T MIND SLEEPING
HERE ON THE SOFA.
THAT LUMPY THING? NO.
YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY ROOM.
I THINK I'LL RETIRE TOO, TO DO MY
FACIAL PACKS AND COMPRESSES.
IT TAKES ME AN HOUR,
BUT THAT'S WHY MY SKIN IS AS
SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.
THAT MUST EXPLAIN THE
URGE I SOMETIMES HAVE
TO DIAPER YOUR HEAD.
- WANT TO PLAY A FEW MORE HANDS?
- SURE!
OH, STAYING UP LIKE
THIS PLAYING GAMES
REMINDS ME OF MY
TEENAGE SLUMBER PARTIES.
OH, GOD! OH, I'LL NEVER
FORGET MY FIRST SLUMBER PARTY.
WE ALL FOUGHT OVER WHO HAD
THE CUTEST DATE FOR THE PROM.
- I NEVER GOT TO GO TO THE PROM.
- YOU'RE KIDDING! WHY?
WELL, I REALLY WANTED TO
GO WITH DELBERT TWITCHELL.
HE WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS
BOY AT OUR SCHOOL.
AND HE WAS CAPTAIN OF THE
PRECISION COMBINE DRILL TEAM.
ACTUALLY, I WAS SO SURE
DELBERT WAS GOING TO ASK ME,
I TURNED DOWN A FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT, CYRIL MOUNTBATTEN.
DADDY DIDN'T LIKE CYRIL
ANYWAY, COS HE WAS BRITISH.
DADDY SAID THE RELATIONSHIP
WOULD NEVER WORK OUT,
ON ACCOUNT OF THE
LANGUAGE BARRIER.
DADDY WAS A VERY
CARING AND IGNORANT MAN.
FINALLY, IT GOT TO THE
DAY BEFORE THE PROM
AND DELBERT STILL
HADN'T ASKED ME.
SO, I MARCHED ACROSS
A CROWDED CAFETERIA,
STARED HIM STRAIGHT
IN THE EYE AND SAID,
"DELBERT, WHAT GIVES?"
HE SAID, "JENNY MCCOY. THAT'S
WHY I'M TAKING HER TO THE PROM."
THE FIRST YEAR AFTER
CHARLIE DIED WAS THE HARDEST.
I'D LIE AWAKE FOR HOURS.
I COULD NOT GET USED
TO SLEEPING ALONE.
THEN I TOOK THE EXTRA PILLOWS
AND SHOVED THEM UNDER THE
COVERS TO LIE NEXT TO THEM.
IT DIDN'T REALLY
FEEL LIKE CHARLIE,
BUT SOMETIMES IT
HELPED ME FALL ASLEEP.
I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT.
OH, IT CAN'T BE TWO O'CLOCK!
IT IS!
OH, I'D BETTER LET
YOU GET SOME SLEEP!
- GOOD NIGHT, ROSE.
- GOOD NIGHT.
OH, JEAN! WITH IT THIS
LATE, DON'T WAKE DOROTHY.
- STAY IN MY ROOM TONIGHT.
- ER... WELL,
I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES MORE
SENSE THAN WAKING DOROTHY.
GOOD. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE
NOT A COVER HOG, ARE YOU?
- NO.
- GOOD, COS I AM.
ROSE, ARE YOU AWAKE?
ROSE?
AM I HOGGING THE COVERS?
OH, NO, NO, NO.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
ROSE, I WANT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
IF I DON'T SAY IT, I'LL
NEVER GET TO SLEEP.
WHAT?
I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH, ROSE.
I LIKE YOU TOO, JEAN.
I THINK YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.
I THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, TOO.
WHAT I REALLY
WANT TO SAY IS, I...
I'M QUITE FOND OF YOU.
I'M FOND OF YOU, TOO.
- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.
- BLANCHE, HAVE YOU SEEN JEAN?
- NO.
I WONDER WHERE SHE COULD BE.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING
WHEN YOU GOT UP?
- SHE NEVER CAME TO BED.
- MAYBE SHE STAYED WITH SOPHIA.
MA, DID JEAN SLEEP
WITH YOU LAST NIGHT?
THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
I WANT TO TRY BEFORE I DIE...
BUT THAT'S NOT ONE OF THEM.
THEN SHE MUST HAVE
STAYED IN ROSE'S ROOM.
MY GOD! YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
JEAN WOULD EVER... YOU KNOW?
LISTEN, BLANCHE. I DO NOT
BELIEVE FOR ONE MOMENT
THAT ANYTHING OTHER
THAN GIN RUMMY HAPPENED
BETWEEN ROSE
AND JEAN LAST NIGHT.
DOROTHY? SOMETHING
TERRIBLE HAPPENED.
OH, GOD!
IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO JUMP
OFF A BRIDGE, WOULD YOU DO IT?
SOPHIA, BLANCHE,
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME?
THANKS, BUT IT REALLY
INVOLVES DOROTHY'S FRIEND.
WE'RE GOING, WE'RE GOING.
OK, ROSE, WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S ABOUT JEAN.
- WHAT ABOUT JEAN?
I DON'T WANT TO SHOCK
YOU, DOROTHY, BUT JEAN...
I KNOW. JEAN IS GAY.
YOU KNOW ALREADY?
- HOW ABOUT BLANCHE?
- NO, BLANCHE IS NOT GAY.
I DON'T MEAN THAT.
I MEAN, SHE KNOWS?
- AND MA.
- YOU TOLD EVERYBODY BUT ME?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'D
KNOW WHAT A LESBIAN WAS!
I COULD HAVE LOOKED IT UP.
I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I
WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING.
I GUESS I UNDERESTIMATED YOU.
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
I LIKE JEAN. I LIKE HER A LOT.
BUT... I THINK SHE'S
IN LOVE WITH ME!
- SHE TOLD YOU?
- WELL, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.
BUT I KNEW WHAT SHE MEANT.
UNLESS I'M WRONG, DOROTHY.
YOU KNOW I'M WRONG
ABOUT SO MANY THINGS.
YOU'RE NOT WRONG ABOUT THIS.
DOROTHY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
OH, DOROTHY, I... OH, HI, ROSE.
WHAT'S WITH THE SUITCASE?
I DECIDED I DO HAVE TO GO.
- BUT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY...
- DOROTHY,
WOULD YOU MIND IF
I SPOKE WITH JEAN?
NO. FINE. GO AHEAD.
I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
- WANT A CUP OF COFFEE?
- MAYBE I WILL HAVE A COFFEE.
ROSE, ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE SAID ANYTHING.
YOU ONLY SAID WHAT
YOU WERE FEELING.
IT'S JUST THAT THIS LAST YEAR
HAS BEEN SO DIFFICULT FOR ME.
PAT WAS THE PERSON I PLANNED
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
AND WHEN SHE DIED,
I JUST FELT SO TERRIBLY ALONE.
EMPTY.
I THOUGHT I COULD NEVER
CARE FOR ANYONE AGAIN.
UNTIL I MET YOU.
I JUST... GOT VERY CONFUSED.
I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THESE KINDS OF FEELINGS.
BUT IF I DID UNDERSTAND,
IF I WERE... YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU,
I'D BE VERY FLATTERED AND PROUD
THAT YOU THOUGHT OF ME THAT WAY.
THANK YOU, ROSE.
I GUESS THAT'S ALL I HAD TO SAY.
EXCEPT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
UNLESS YOU THINK OUR
FRIENDSHIP ALONE ISN'T ENOUGH.
IT'S ENOUGH.
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
I KNOW, I WAS
LISTENING AT THE DOOR.
WHY WERE YOU
LISTENING AT THE DOOR?
BECAUSE I'M NOT TALL ENOUGH
TO SEE THROUGH THE WINDOW.