The Girls at the Back (2022): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
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- ["Animal" playing]
- ♪ We the sun, yeah, I'm coming up ♪
♪ I got it fine, got the wage ♪
♪ I'm growing up ♪
♪ I'm going far ♪
♪ Pretty easy when I find ya ♪
♪ Crazy shitty when I lose ya ♪
♪ Yeah, and I told ya, I'm coming up ♪
♪ Comes from his heart, and I... ♪
[Olga] Remember when we used to cut class?
The look on Sara's face! [laughs]
[Alma chuckles] "Come on, guys.
There's only one period left."
[Leo laughing] Or when we'd hide
in the bathroom stalls to smoke?
[Alma] "Gosh, can't you guys wait
till after school?"
"What's the point of smoking it now?"
[Carol] Or when we'd buy candy
and lift the bag a little off the scale
so it weighed less?
[Alma] "But you guys.
It's only a few cents."
"I'll lend you the money."
[chuckles] Oh, the anxiety
that passed through this little body!
- Hey, are you guys done?
- [group laughing]
Oh, yeah. Remember when we raised money
for our trip at the end of the year
by throwing that party?
We didn't like any of our clothes,
and our parents wouldn't give us
any money for new ones.
So what did we dumb kids do?
Naturally, we decided
to steal some from Benetton.
[Olga] And she was like, "Wait, guys!"
"Let's just go to Zara.
It's a lot cheaper, and it's low-key."
And we said, "No fuckin' way.
If we do this, we do it right."
[imitating Sara] "But I can't, seriously.
I'm not gonna know what to do."
Babe, listen. It's super easy.
You take a couple items,
go to the dressing room,
and make sure
they don't have security tags.
[Alma] Pick the one you like the most,
put it on under your top,
go out, hand everything
to the salesgirl, and very politely say...
No luck with these. Thanks.
[Alma] Then you leave.
So there we were, leaving the store,
acting like nothing happened,
when the security alarms
start beeping like no tomorrow.
They'd just started using
these thin security tags.
- We hadn't noticed them.
- [Carol] God, that was a shit show, huh?
Arms in the air, "We didn't do anything.
We weren't stealing."
Yeah. We had to bid our end-of-year trip
farewell after that little stunt.
[Alma] You know, I think
we still go on vacation every year
to make up for that one lost trip.
You may have a point.
Because that experience
was so traumatic for us.
- It was really a turning point.
- [Carol] It was.
All of us were grounded,
except for our little friend here.
Hey, no making me feel like a traitor.
I just chickened out.
This Goody Two-shoes paid.
Didn't I show solidarity by not going?
- [Alma] Hmm.
- Yes. That's true. Mm-hmm.
Having said that, today's slip could
only have been written by one person.
- [Olga] Mm-hmm.
- [Leo and Alma] You.
- Why me?
- I mean...
Ha. Because you're a nutjob
who can't imagine breaking any rules.
So what reason do I have for writing it?
COMMIT A CRIME
I'd like to die with a clean conscience.
Without breaking any basic rules
of coexistence or screwing someone.
So maybe what you want
is to liberate yourself from that feeling.
What feeling is that?
Feeling good about my role in society?
[Leo] Nope.
Of going through life constipated.
Dude, don't you ever feel
like taking a shit on society?
- Sometimes you just... [grunts]
- [Alma] Yeah.
Don't talk to her about shitting.
- Hey.
- Poor thing.
Has it been long?
- She hasn't gone in three days.
- Christ.
- [Carol and Leo] Wow.
- What?
But E's supposed to give you
major runs, I thought.
Right. I did a tropical shit storm
this morning.
- Ugh.
- Yeah, we know.
You left stains in the bowl.
My shit is always mushy, though.
With me, it's more like
these little goat pellets.
You should really get yourselves
checked out.
That does not sound healthy at all.
A healthy poop should sink to the bottom.
- If it's floating, it's full of fat.
- Are we really talking about this?
For me, every day by 11:00 in the morning,
I'll have gone once already.
- You know what you gotta do, Sara?
- Ay, ay, ay.
[Olga] Do this. Give yourself
an abdominal massage, going clockwise.
- No. Hold on. Spread your legs.
- Oh no.
- Sara, please.
- No.
Okay. Here, on the perineum.
- So... I'm showing you.
- What? Don't touch my perineum.
- Don't touch my perineum.
- You and I are practically cousins!
- [Sara] No, not a chance.
- I mean... Listen to me.
Between the vagina and the anus.
Here, up the front.
Take your finger.
Go like this. Go just like that.
- Gross!
- [Carol] I'm serious.
You know what else works really well?
- [Sara] What?
- A little anal.
Hey, you just have to tell Mario
to open your tunnel.
That's perfect. I'll call him right now.
Otherwise, a good laxative
or suppository will clean you right out.
Look, just go like this and squat.
Right over the toilet.
This is the perfect position.
This way, all your poop
will slide right out.
- Try it and see. I'm serious.
- What are you talking about?
- That's enough. Stop.
- Do you wanna try going now?
- I brought wet wipes if you want.
- You're such an asshole!
- No hitting.
- Well, don't hit me then!
- [Leo laughs]
- What the hell's going on around here?
So you really didn't write that?
Hey, let's stop with the whole
"who wrote what" thing. Forget it.
I know I can be uptight sometimes,
but if I can steal something, I will.
Like a pack of batteries
or a jar of pickles.
A bit of ham or a tube of cream
from the drugstore, even.
- It's exciting.
- Bad.
Whoa, check out the thug over here.
Poor little rich girl
who needs to shoplift to feel alive.
- Mwah.
- [Olga] Hey, Leo, sweetie.
Could you maybe take care of something
other than your beer?
- Don't stress me.
- [Olga] Don't give me that.
Last night you said
you'd take the trash out. There it is.
- Okay.
- Uh, we rented a boat today, right?
- Yeah. It wasn't cheap. That's for sure.
- Exactly.
So let's go enjoy that,
and we'll deal with
that slip of paper later.
[Alma laughs] Nope. Other way around.
If we go on that boat thinking about
how we still have to do the dare,
we won't enjoy it.
This one's so easy.
It'll take two seconds, and we're done.
Easy for you, maybe. [sighs]
Actually, I just thought of something.
There's a street market
on the way to the boat.
We could just go through there,
take what we have to take,
and escape on the boat.
No way. Come on.
Absolutely not! It's a street market.
I mean, look.
We gotta do the dare somewhere.
These are individual vendors and families.
- [Olga] "Individual vendors."
- Where's your empathy?
THE WIND
[bright music playing]
- [woman] Good morning.
- Good morning.
[Leo] Guys, last night
we were high out of our minds,
singing along to Rigoberta Bandini.
And all of a sudden, there she is,
casually walking along
while I took out the trash.
She even said hi to me.
"Good morning."
And I was like, "Good morning."
I swear. You know what I thought?
That I was having a bad trip
and I couldn't get out of it.
Absolutely not. No, thank you.
This is why I don't like taking drugs.
I mean, give me a beer any day.
'Cause I'm relaxed.
I have a buzz. I'm taking the edge off.
But I'm in control.
I'm not off the rails. I'm in control.
But look at me now. Can't handle shit.
Rigoberta Bandini is right next door?
Yeah, it's a huge coincidence.
I feel like I'm in a movie
by Pedro Almodóvar.
[chuckles]
Come on. I'll show you. Follow me out.
- Follow you where?
- [Leo] To her house, duh.
We'll ring the bell
and say, "Hello there."
"Thank you so much for changing our lives,
and we're such big fans. A selfie?"
Oh, and don't call her Rigoberta Bandini.
We have to call her Paula.
That's her real name.
- Come on. Let's go. I'm down.
- No, we are not doing this.
Is it so hard to leave people alone
and respect their privacy?
Sara's right.
We have to respect her privacy.
- You can't ring her bell.
- We could jump the wall.
- Okay.
- What?
No, really, you guys. Think about it.
It kinda feels to me
like we should take this as a sign.
It's a sign
that this groupie situation is ridiculous.
We have a boat to catch
that absolutely none of you
are dressed for. C'mon!
Okay, do you have a problem
besides a clogged asshole?
She's not happy about having
to steal something before the boat.
- [Sara sighs]
- Oh, so there's a plan?
- We have a plan.
- No, there's no plan.
Well, if it pisses her off, I'm for it.
- You're for what? There is no plan.
- Here, Sara, look.
- This is very simple, hmm?
- [sighs]
To hook up with a woman,
you need to find a woman.
To get high,
first, you need to score some drugs.
But you don't need
to find anything to commit a crime.
Because it's inside you already. [laughs]
- Stop it.
- ♪ We the sun ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm coming up ♪
♪ I got it fine, got the wage ♪
♪ I'm growing up... ♪
[Carol] It's in our genes.
That old-fashioned Spanish confidence.
Just let go.
[Leo] You said it.
Don't question what's
on the slips of paper.
Stop thinking, and do it.
[Olga] Exactly. Think less
like you're doing something wrong,
and more like you're following
the rules of the game. That's all.
♪ I hate the time you decide to run ♪
- ♪ I hate the time when... ♪
- [Alma] Those are the rules.
I know how much
you love following the rules.
[quietly] I'm following the rules.
I'm following the rules.
Don't question it. Don't question it.
No luck with these.
♪ I'm sticking around ♪
♪ And I can feel you one below
The bad things hid in the past ♪
♪ Let go ♪
♪ Let go ♪
- [Sara] I'm gonna go with this one.
- [shopkeeper] Okay.
- Here.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
- ♪ I wanna take your light ♪
- [phone chimes]
♪ And go flow ♪
♪ Animal, I'm an animal... ♪
IF YOU AIN'T BRAZEN,
YOU AIN'T COMING ON VACATION
- [sighs]
- ♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
♪ Animal, I'm an animal ♪
♪ I take my inspiration
From my deep fire zone ♪
- [ring clatters]
- ♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
- ♪ All my fears are gone... ♪
- You guys! Guys!
I stole a ring! I did it!
[laughing] I did it!
Fuck! We have to get out of here.
We have to leave, okay?
- Fuck. Let's go.
- [group laughing]
- C'mon. Hurry!
- See ya later.
- Bye, sweetheart!
- ♪ All my fears are gone... ♪
- Hey.
- Sorry. Fucking assholes.
For crying out loud, please!
Let's go. Go, go!
♪ I take my inspiration
From my deep fire zone ♪
♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
♪ Animal, I'm an animal ♪
♪ I take my inspiration
From my deep fire zone ♪
♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
[Sara] Hey.
At the hospital yesterday, um...
[laughs] I don't...
- What?
- No, just...
I guess I'm just a little confused.
I don't really...
What did we talk about?
Are you seriously asking that?
I told you about all my shit,
and you just forget.
No, no, no. I remember all your stuff.
About Rebe, the little backpack...
I can't remember what I...
Uh...
You what?
Well, what I told you. I...
- You remember anything?
- Just things.
Things, like with the Satisfyer?
- I told you that?
- [Alma] Sure did.
It's no big deal, 'kay?
What's mine is yours.
Right, but other than using it, did I say...
[sighs] ...other stuff?
Other stuff like what?
- [laughs] Can you quit messing with me?
- [chuckles]
Do you regret anything
you said or did last night?
Uh... Um...
No, suppose not.
There you go then.
It's all good then, right?
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh. All good.
Everything's great.
I saw you grinning
when you came in this morning.
- I was grinning?
- Oh, yeah, silly.
You mean I'm silly, or my grin was?
- I'd say both.
- No, I must've been high still.
You guys kiss?
What do you mean, did we kiss? C'mon.
We went to his house to fuck,
so of course, there was some kissing.
- [Carol] No. I mean a goodbye kiss.
- [Olga] Oh.
[Carol] When you wake up
and think, "Shit, I've done it again."
[Olga sighs]
[Carol] And then you get up
as quiet as you can
to avoid him waking up at all costs.
You get dressed like a ninja,
without making a sound.
But, ah!
You can't help but steal a few glances.
This guy's just too cute!
And you would fuck him again right there.
But of course, you don't.
Because it's against your religion.
But just before you leave,
you can't resist.
You tiptoe over with your shoes in hand
and give him a little kiss. [giggles]
- So am I right?
- [scoffs]
Shit. You have a crazy imagination.
No, I just...
I woke up, and he wasn't there.
I got up, got dressed, and split.
End of story.
There wasn't even a little love note
left behind on the bed?
Girl, what are you saying? No.
- You're really into this guy, huh?
- Who knows.
I'm head over heels.
- I haven't felt this way in...
- You could if you wanted.
- [burps]
- [Carol] Oh, you're so gross.
["Soy Tormina" playing]
[all laughing and shouting]
- C'mon!
- [Carol] No, I'm not going in.
I can't see the bottom.
If I can't see the bottom, I don't go in.
- [Sara] It's so cold!
- I still have trauma from Jaws! [screams]
[all laugh]
Fuck you, Leo!
- [shouts]
- [all laughing]
- [Olga] You did it.
- [Alma laughs]
[groaning] No! Stop drowning me.
Stop drowning me.
["Soy Tormina" continues playing]
[Alma and Leo scream]
Leo! Let's swim!
Is that how you swim? How lovely.
[Alma] What?
- [Leo] Who's touching my ass?
- [Sara] Me.
[Leo sighs]
[Carol groans] Harder, right there.
- [Olga] Right here?
- Oh, yeah. There.
- [Olga] Yeah, I can feel it.
- Hold up.
- Not to be a pain in the ass...
- What?
- But you'll be one anyway.
- Yes, I gotta do it.
This morning when we stole things...
Don't say it so loud.
The guy's right there.
No, he's like a priest.
Hey, sir? What we say
on the boat is like confession, right?
- [Sara] Oh God.
- Correct.
Discretion is included in the fee.
Carry on.
Well, I hope so,
considering the shitload of money it cost.
Listen up.
What we did this morning doesn't count.
- [Sara] Why doesn't it count?
- 'Cause I looked it up.
It says here
what we did was a misdemeanor.
If the stolen items
don't exceed 400 euros,
which I know they don't,
it's only a misdemeanor.
And what did the paper say?
It said to commit a crime.
Hold on, Leo, you're being sneaky.
This says here that it's a petty crime.
- Still a crime, petty or not.
- [laughs]
[Sara] I mean, it's serious enough
for a one-to-three-month jail sentence.
- So let's be clear.
- Okay, you know what? You win.
- You win.
- You know something that would count?
- [Sara] Nothing?
- What's that?
Breaking into someone's house.
- Whose house?
- Rigoberta Bandini's.
Yeah, sure.
- And steal one of her songs, huh?
- [all laugh]
- I mean, she has some great hits.
- [Sara] Yeah, she does.
Okay, can I just say
that breaking and entering
sounds much cooler than a misdemeanor?
It's another category.
You have to respect it.
Okay. I think it's time to stop drinking.
We're in the middle of the ocean.
- Enough.
- They can't handle it.
I love that anxious look
you get on your face.
Oh, that's nice.
You love to see me get stressed out, huh?
That's great. You guys are so great.
Well, babe, we kind of do.
A person can't be this happy all the time.
It's so boring, always being so positive.
What's boring about being positive?
Seriously.
- So how are you?
- Fine.
Fine, fine. You're always fine.
- Great. Awesome.
- [Leo] Hey, now.
You know why that is?
You're not in touch with yourself.
- [Carol] Mm-hmm.
- What's with the character assassination?
It's true.
You're always there for everyone else.
By their side.
You protect us, take care of us,
listen to us, give us advice.
My dear, you're what we call a born giver.
- "Wendy Syndrome." That's it. Yes.
- Oh, it has a name?
Well, I personally fucking love
this Wendy Syndrome.
Seriously, I think Wendy's great.
Of course we do.
'Cause we are the beneficiaries.
Us and everyone else around you.
- But what about you? What's up with you?
- With me?
What do you want? What do you need?
Yeah, don't you ever feel
like telling the world to just fuck off?
- Free yourself. Do something naughty.
- What is with you guys?
I didn't come up with that challenge,
but I still stole a ring,
which nearly gave me a heart attack.
We're not breaking into any houses.
Period. We've already committed a crime,
and that's that. Come on.
She goes out at midday with her buddies
and doesn't come home till after sundown.
[friends] Oh, really?
She watches the sunset...
then goes back into port.
[Carol] Huh?
That's how she gets
into the zone for her songwriting stuff.
- Her, uh, creations.
- Oh, too bad.
It's a shame because we rented the boat
until sundown and can't take advantage.
No, you haven't. Your trip ends at three.
- It's a half-day.
- [Carol] A half-day?
- Olga!
- Olga, honey.
Okay, no. Listen, you guys.
I thought it would be fun
to spend the morning out here.
You know, we could go
for a little swim, eat something.
But now we have all afternoon
for some beach time.
[Leo] For beach time,
or maybe enough time for us
to sneak into Rigoberta Bandini's house!
[Olga] Time to get
into Paula's house, you mean.
- Nice.
- Oh my God.
Plus, her security cameras
don't work either.
- They're for show.
- [Olga] Damn.
- [Alma] How do you know that?
- 'Cause my brother-in-law installed 'em.
He warned her.
He said, "Paula, for a little more,
I could activate them,
and cops would come."
But she said, "No, no!"
"Otherwise, I'll feel
like Big Brother's spying on me."
"I don't want to."
So she didn't. That's artists for ya.
Hey, hold on a second.
Why do you care
if we go to Rigoberta's place?
- I mean, Paula's?
- I don't.
But I'll tell you something.
Look, throughout the year,
I spend over 300 days on the boat.
So for me, this is like... like my home.
People who come on this boat
are more than just clients to me.
For my part, when someone comes
into my home, I try to figure them out.
- I think what I can do for them.
- [Alma] That's nice.
And I've been observing, listening
to you, silently, and I've realized
that you're doing a challenge.
All of you, together...
to process something tough. Aren't ya?
- [Olga] Mm-hmm.
- [captain] So, yeah.
If I can be of service, I will.
This man is adorable.
- You've won me over completely.
- You want a discount?
Whenever you're ready.
- A discount? We'll take it.
- I can't offer a discount.
- [Olga] Well, I tried.
- It's already been paid for, so I can't.
- Oh, yeah?
- [captain] Yeah.
- [Olga] Tell me, who paid?
- My cousin.
- [Sara and Olga] What cousin?
- This one.
[David] Tell them that the boat ride
is my version
of a little love note left on the bed.
- [Olga] Shh.
- [friends laugh]
That's so sweet.
[Leo] Girl, you almost hit on
your boyfriend's cousin.
[friends laugh]
Hey, one thing.
Were you in the hospital waiting room
when I was talking about the Satisfyer?
- Was that before or after the piercing?
- You know, forget it.
- Of course I was there, silly.
- Yeah?
- Do you remember what I said exactly?
- Not much.
Just that you masturbated
with the Satisfyer
while watching Alma on YouTube.
And that you couldn't make it past three.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- [grunts]
Think this ladder can hold up
the weight of your shame?
Try it out.
See what happens.
[inhales dramatically]
- Don't even talk to me, idiot.
- [laughs] Here. Grab this side.
- Jesus. Fuck me. Dammit.
- [chuckling]
- Here we go.
- You first.
The one who doesn't want this
has to be the guinea pig.
No, you're not a guinea pig.
You're our spiritual leader.
Saint Tere-Sarita of Calcutta.
- We pray to you, Tere-Sarita.
- [chanting]
- We pray to you, Tere-Sarita.
- Knock it off. I'm going. Enough.
- Shh!
- God, I can't believe this.
[Alma] Is the coast clear?
Ah! She's there.
She's there. She spotted me.
She can't even tell that lie convincingly.
Get in there!
- Seriously. Never in my life.
- [Alma] She's gonna need help in there.
Let her go. We'll see what happens.
[Leo] Go on.
Say, what would happen
if we left her and took the ladder, huh?
Oof! You know,
it's starting to get a little dark out.
See ya later, Sari!
You guys, seriously!
I'm crapping my pants here by myself.
- She's finally shitting.
- [friends laugh]
[Carol] Come on, let's go.
Ah. Oh, nice. This is no problemo.
[Alma grunts]
You good? Ah, ooh.
[Alma] Thanks. [chuckles]
- [Olga] Grab the ladder.
- No way. I'm leaving it.
What? No.
We have to hide it, or we'll get caught.
- [sighs] Fine.
- [Alma] I'll hold your leg.
[straining] This ladder is heavy as shit.
Nope. Fuck this. It fell over.
We'll grab it when we get back.
Wait, no. Hold on.
She has to go back and get it.
We can't leave it there.
What if someone sees what we're doing?
[Carol] Last one there's a rotten egg!
- Guys, don't shout!
- [Carol] Come on! Let's go!
- [Olga] Let's go!
- [Leo] Whoo!
- [Olga] Let's do this!
- [Sara] Guys, seriously. Stop shouting!
I'm in! This way!
[all giggling]
Okay, okay...
- Hey! This way. It's up the stairs.
- Shh!
- [Carol laughs]
- Don't trip!
[Carol] Whoo!
[both] Wow!
[Carol] Look at that view!
- [Olga] This house is huge.
- Olly, olly, oxen free.
- Okay, we did it. Now let's go.
- Hey, take it easy.
- There aren't any guard dogs.
- You are gonna give me a heart attack.
You guys, what if we took
a quick dip in the pool?
- [retching]
- [friends gasp]
[Olga] Oh shit! Leo.
Sheesh. I guess
we better skip the pool today.
Don't worry, you guys. I'm doing great.
- [Olga] Are you okay?
- Just excellent, really.
- Ew, gross. Don't use that.
- [Sara] Okay. Let's go.
We've had our fun. What? Carol!
- What? Leave it!
- Listen. We have to go in.
No, we really don't.
Just imagine me telling the group of moms
at school about this.
They'd say, "You broke into
Rigoberta Bandini's house?"
I'd say, "No, just the garden.
I watered her plants and left."
If we're gonna do this, we go all the way.
- [door creaks]
- [gasps]
Paula's just like me.
I always forget a window.
- [Olga] Hey! Sara!
- [Carol] No! Stay here! Stay put!
- [Olga] Sara!
- [Leo] We're doing what we came for.
- Come on. Go.
- This is an even bigger crime now.
I'm not strong enough to fight back.
You guys are bitches. I hate you so much.
- I hate you.
- Wow!
[Sara] Okay, we're in.
Don't touch anything, okay?
[Olga chuckles]
Leo, get your feet off the table.
You just puked.
Why are you drinking a beer?
Nothing like a cold beer
to settle my stomach.
Hey, guys, on a serious note,
the sun's setting now,
so she'll be back pretty soon.
- Oh God.
- I think we did what we had to do.
Forceful entry, vomiting in the pool,
having a beer, souvenirs...
Um, Carol, do the math.
It's under 400 euros.
[Sara] Let's go now, please.
Okay, yes, we'll go.
But first, can we take a picture?
- A selfie.
- [Sara] A picture?
[Olga] Come on. Hurry up.
- [Sara] Ah, fuck.
- [Leo] Here we go.
Say, "Bandini," eh?
[all] Bandini! [chuckle]
- [cell phone ringing]
- We agreed to silence our phones.
- It's someone in my favorites.
- No favorites, schmavorites.
- It's Mario.
- Call him later.
- No, he doesn't call unless it's urgent.
- Unlike certain other husbands.
Hey, baby, what's wrong?
[Mario] Sorry, honey.
I was trying not to bother you.
- It's just, um...
- What's wrong?
It's Daniela. She's a little scared.
She's scared?
Yeah. I've been trying to get her
to calm down for two hours, but...
No, it's okay. Put me on.
- Okay.
- Let's start back.
- [Daniela] Mommy?
- Honey. Hi. What's wrong?
I'm scared again, Mommy.
Okay, honey.
But don't worry. Mommy's okay.
Can you do the dance, please?
- Tell Daddy to play the videos.
- He already did, but it's not working.
[Mario] I played the videos
and learned the steps.
I did the whole thing.
- And it didn't work.
- [Daniela] No, it doesn't work.
Okay, well, don't worry.
I'll call you right back, all right?
I'll call you back in a little while.
Okay, my love?
- [Daniela crying]
- Sweetie, no. No, don't cry.
- My... My...
- [Daniela sobbing]
Let's FaceTime. Right now.
- FaceTime now? This is crazy.
- What the hell are you doing?
Shh! Let her finish.
See me? Yes?
Okay, sweetie, look into my eyes.
Let's do it together, okay?
With every step,
the fear goes away. Huh? Okay?
- Knock on the door, come on.
- Boom, boom!
[gasps] Hey, fear...
[both] We know
that's you knocking at the door.
But we're not going
to let you inside today.
- Go away, fear! Go away, fear!
- Go away, fear!
- Go away, fear!
- [Sara] Go away, now!
[Sara and Daniela] Boom, boom, boom, boom!
- [imitating punches landing]
- [Daniela] Boom! Boom!
[both] There we go.
Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka!
Cheeky, cheeky, cha!
- [both] Boom!
- [Daniela] Ah!
[both] I've got it.
I've got it. I've got it.
- [drawn out] I'm making it really small.
- I'm making it really small.
[blows]
[both] Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
- Now it's not here.
- Now it's not here.
- Or here, or here, or here, or here.
- Or here, or here, or here, or here.
- Or here.
- Or here.
- Boom, boom! Boom, boom!
- Boom, boom! Boom, boom!
- [Sara] Or here.
- Or here.
- And now it's time...
- [Sara] And now it's time...
[both, gently] ...to go to sleep.
It's gone. It's gone.
It's gone. It's gone. It's shh!
[both] It's gone. It's gone.
It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.
Huh? How are you, sweetie?
Are you still afraid?
I like that guitar.
- What guitar?
- The one that's behind you.
But has your fear gone away or not?
Dunno.
Um...
[Sara] Come on, go, go.
- Let's go!
- [Leo] Shit.
[Carol] Leo. Leo!
- Leo, are you okay?
- [Alma] Whoo!
- [Carol] Come on, Leo!
- Come on.
["Get Away" playing]
- [all panting]
- [Leo gasping]
Oof! I'm coming.
[sighs] I'm almost there!
Guys, I made it!
- Okay.
- [Alma] Olga.
- Okay.
- ♪ Hanging on the wire ♪
♪ You destroy my shell... ♪
- [Leo] Pass us the ladder.
- [Olga] Okay. Here it comes.
- Hurry.
- Coming.
[Leo grunts]
- [Carol] Hurry, Leo! Hurry!
- I'm hurrying.
There you go. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go.
[Leo] And I'm the slow one.
[engine approaching]
- A car! Car!
- [Sara] Hey, I need the ladder!
The ladder! The ladder!
- [Leo] Guys, there's a car coming!
- [Carol] Throw it over.
[Sara grunts]
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ♪
♪ Open up and tell me... ♪
- [group] Sara!
- [Olga] No, no. Not the guitar, babe.
- No, the guitar's coming too.
- [Carol] Okay, the guitar too.
Start running, everyone.
- Let's go!
- [Sara] Let's go!
- [Olga] Go!
- [Carol] Let's go! Go, go, go!
- [all laughing]
- [exclaims]
- ♪ Get away ♪
- ♪ Get away... ♪
- Keep running!
- Run!
♪ Get away ♪
- ♪ Now you're gonna feel ♪
- [Sara] Go!
- ♪ Get away ♪
- ♪ Get away... ♪
[Leo] Why are we running
if we're trying to act cool?
- [song fades out]
- [crickets chirping]
That dance you did with your daughter
was one of the sweetest things I've seen.
You're such a bright light.
- Did you want to be left alone?
- [Sara] What?
No.
[inhales sharply] Not a chance.
Come here.
[Alma sighs]
- [exhales]
- [Sara chuckles softly]
- Mm.
- How are you doing?
- Fine. [sniffles]
- So, you're "fine" again?
[chuckles]
Don't you think we should talk about it?
It?
The Satisfyer.
That robbery got you all hyped up.
Look at you now. Ready for anything.
Kinda, yeah. [takes a deep breath]
It's just that all day
I've been trying to remember
how you reacted... when I told you.
You can't remember because,
um... there was no reaction.
I said nothing.
What does that mean?
That I liked it.
A lot. And...
it turned me on.
Maybe it was just the drugs.
But not completely.
Because when I think about it now,
I still get that feeling and...
I'm paralyzed.
And I don't react...
at all.
Please tell me you came, at least.
[chuckles]
I came twice. [giggles]
[Leo] Hey, this guitar is signed
by Julio Iglesias!
- Huh?
- [Leo] Holy fuckin' shit balls.
What?
You're kidding me. It has to be fake.
No, no. Listen.
"I compose all of my songs
with a guitar from '89,
that was once played
and then signed for me by Julio Iglesias."
"It's my lucky charm."
Look. That's in Paula's own words.
- That's more than 400 euros.
- That'll be a great gift for Daniela.
Challenge completed.
It's Julio's.
The guitar is Julio Iglesias's.
[friends] And you know it! [laugh]
- I'm giving it back.
- No, it's not going back.
Yes, it goes back because I stole it,
and I decide what happens.
It's not going back
because it was part of the challenge.
No, the challenge
was breaking and entering, and that's all.
- Why are you giving it back?
- What do you mean? I did a horrible thing.
Just like that, she's back.
- I'm back?
- [Leo] Yeah.
With all the slips,
you always have to find a way to get out.
You haven't learned from the challenges.
Okay, I think
the joke's gone a little far, don't you?
Look, we have to give it back
before they find out,
call the police, and track us down.
This is a big fucking deal.
- We're not gonna get caught, Sara!
- [Sara] Then that's even worse!
'Cause then we'll have to live with it
for the rest of our lives up here.
Come on, Sara, really.
It's just a guitar. Relax.
Well, we must have left our fingerprints
all over the place.
Also, the DNA from my puke.
They'll catch us for sure. Guaranteed.
Are they gonna call in
guitar-sniffing dogs or something?
Oh, okay, You think getting caught
and going to prison is funny?
That's two to five years, at least.
Can we all please stop dicking around?
Okay, guys, in all seriousness.
I mean, Sara stole the guitar
and regrets it.
That's it. Let's not overthink it.
- I don't know why I did it.
- Because you were riding a high.
Yeah, but now I'm really goddam low.
I'm fucked.
Well, you did it
for your daughter and for you.
And caused harm
to another person. It wasn't right.
We could get rid of it.
We could throw it in the trash, bury it,
or leave it on the beach, then boom.
[Sara] We're not getting rid of it.
Jesus Christ! This is all so fucked up.
All day you've pushed me into stealing
and made me do something I didn't want to.
That's not fucking normal.
Shoplifting from people
who are barely able to make a living?
I was paying for shit you stole because of
how embarrassing and pathetic it was.
- Huh?
- Yes.
- Sorry. Just keep the change. Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [vendor] Oh, thanks.
- Sorry.
Here. And sorry for...
Thank you.
Even that wasn't enough for you guys. No!
You have to take it a step further,
or it doesn't count.
You're not satisfied, are you?
How are we supposed to fix this?
Huh? Seriously, what are we doing?
This game is ridiculous.
What's the point? Where's it leading?
Well, to things
that we've never done before.
To experiment and discover
and to find ourselves.
I've lost myself. I don't like it.
I'm getting out of this game.
I haven't found one thing
I've actually enjoyed!
- Is that how you really feel?
- [huffs] Yes.
Well, I know a very simple solution.
- Leo, hold on!
- [Carol and Olga] What are you doing?
- [Olga] You did not!
- [Carol] Fuck's sake!
- [Leo] I did you a favor.
- [Alma] The slips are wet.
[Olga] Get that thing.
Shit! They're coming apart
in the water. Look.
- Reach in a little bit further.
- [Carol] You're so close.
[Leo] So, hey. You feel better now?
More liberated?
Better than shitting, right? [chuckles]
That's it.
This ridiculous game is over now.
If it's bugging you, then we won't do it.
Period. That's that. Done.
[tense music playing]
Ladies! The nutjob's running away
with the guitar.
- Stop her!
- Sara!
Sara! What are you doing?
[group] Sara!
- [tense music fades]
- [David] Hello, ladies.
- [Leo] Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hey.
You're Rigoberta Bandini.
Yes. How are you guys?
Great. Do you two know each other?
Yeah, we're friends.
Paula is your neighbor here.
- [Olga] What a coincidence.
- [Carol] Look at that.
- Wow. What are the odds? [chuckles]
- Um... we know what you guys are here for.
Is it obvious?
- I don't think it is yet.
- [David] Yeah, but it will be.
- Yeah, things could get messy.
- Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Sorry, but we're not following you.
Sorry. We're here 'cause I'm having
a party tonight at my house.
And it'll be noisy.
It'll go late. It might bother you.
And since David said you're his friends,
I thought maybe you'd join us.
- Us? Party with you guys?
- [Paula] Yeah.
We'll sing a few songs.
I dunno. It'll be fun.
- Of course. For sure.
- No, we can't.
- No, we can't?
- No, we can't.
- I think we can.
- Of course we can.
- [Alma] It's no trouble for us.
- [Sara] No, we can't.
- We have to, uh...
- [Leo] Paula.
Is this your guitar?
- Oh, yeah. Why do you have my guitar?
- I can explain.
See? I told you it was her guitar.
We saw each other this morning.
Remember that moment we shared?
Well, I told them,
"I think I saw Rigoberta Bandini."
By the way, we're all huge fans.
But they said, "Whatever."
"You're talking crazy.
You were probably just drunk."
And then, we go and find this guitar,
lying in the street.
Lying in the street?
Yeah, we were taking a little stroll,
and we found it in the street.
Just lying there,
like an abandoned dog, y'know?
So, I pick it up and see
it's signed by Julio Iglesias,
and that's when I put it together.
"This must be Paula's.
Because Paula loves Julio Iglesias."
"In fact, she named
one of her hits after him."
- [Olga] Great song.
- Which is amazing.
- Awesome. Yeah.
- Thanks.
But I also thought it was possible
you maybe threw it out too.
What happened, Paula?
Was the guitar not performing
the way that you wanted it to?
Or not.
You know, it was probably stolen.
[Leo] For shits and giggles.
People do that.
Yeah. Then they must've regretted it,
and bleh.
[Carol] Well, they obviously regretted it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
thank God we were there to find it.
'Cause if we weren't? Just imagine.
Paula, I told you to call my cousin's
brother-in-law to connect your cameras.
- Oh, Lito?
- [David] Yeah.
- Yeah, he already did. Sure.
- [David] Oh, he did?
[Paula] Mm-hmm. Two months ago.
Of course he did. Why wouldn't you?
You're not gonna
not have working cameras here.
- In a fancy area like this.
- That's right.
- Gotta do it.
- Well then? Are you coming or not?
- You know what? We'll think about it.
- Yes, we will.
We'll get back to you.
This guitar thing
is the ultimate moral lesson.
- [Alma] Moral lesson?
- Well, yeah.
'Cause sometimes in life,
you get confused or blindsided,
and you don't think to look
for the simple solution that's there,
starin' you in the face.
Who wants to keep playing the game?
I sure do.
- I do.
- [Carol] All right.
- Yeah. Let's go.
- Let's get the box.
Not everything is life-changing,
just part of the ride.
- What's the difference?
- [chuckles]
We're keeping the same ones?
- [distant music playing]
- Great.
- [chuckles] Here's one for you.
- [Sara laughs]
- And one for you.
- Merci.
[Carol] Okay.
Let's all write our dares again.
Same as before.
- If we get something we've already done...
- We'll do it again, you little minx?
You're just looking for any excuse
to hook up with Pilu again. I see you.
Well... maybe.
No. We'll pick another one.
And no changing
whatever hasn't been picked.
Yeah. But if somebody changed it,
how would we know?
Well, we don't.
We'll have to trust each other.
Trust each other, and that's that.
So it's no-holds-barred trust, then?
[group chuckles]
"Take a shit in front of someone else."
[group laughs]
I love you.
- I know.
- [Olga snickers]
- Okay. You ready?
- I am.
- So am I.
- Let's go.
- Hell yeah.
- Well...
[all] Boom!
Should we draw the next paper right now?
[group] No.
Okay, okay, okay.
- ["Julio Iglesias" playing]
- [Alma] There?
[Carol] Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
I think it's further along.
- [Alma] There?
- [Carol] Not there either.
- Hold on. Wait.
- Shit.
["Julio Iglesias" playing in distance]
Hey, you think
it's been enough time by now?
Enough time for what?
Time for Rigoberta
to have checked the footage, and, well...
[both laugh]
Maybe the whole security camera thing
was just a bluff.
- [Alma] I'm sure she already knows.
- [Olga] You could see it on her face.
Yeah. Or maybe your boyfriend told her,
and she decided to go easy on us.
[Leo] He'll keep our little secret, right?
He'd better, or he's gonna wind up
in the doghouse.
Oh! Is he coming to sleep over?
Sleep over? Get outta here.
- He's coming here for pussy!
- Oh God. [sighs]
With Olga's moaning,
Carol's snoring, and these two purring...
Tonight's gonna be
a, ooh, long one for me.
- [song continues on phone]
- [Carol] Yeah, I found it!
Yeah! Now it's a party!
- [music building]
- Whoo!
[singing along]
[police sirens wailing]
[music fades slightly]
[all crack up]
- What are you idiots laughing for?
- The police are here!
They're here for you, Sara.
They're here to take you.
- They're coming for us.
- She's here!
- Shut up!
- [Olga] Policía, po-po!
[all chanting] Policía, po-po!
- Policía, po-po! Policía, po-po!
- Stop, you guys.
- Policía, po-po!
- Oh my God.
- Policía, po-po!
- ["Julio Iglesias" continues]
Policía, po-po!
Policía, po-po!
Policía!
That's our Sara!
[all cheering]
["Julio Iglesias" continues playing]
- [gentle chimes ring]
- [orchestral music playing]
- ["Animal" playing]
- ♪ We the sun, yeah, I'm coming up ♪
♪ I got it fine, got the wage ♪
♪ I'm growing up ♪
♪ I'm going far ♪
♪ Pretty easy when I find ya ♪
♪ Crazy shitty when I lose ya ♪
♪ Yeah, and I told ya, I'm coming up ♪
♪ Comes from his heart, and I... ♪
[Olga] Remember when we used to cut class?
The look on Sara's face! [laughs]
[Alma chuckles] "Come on, guys.
There's only one period left."
[Leo laughing] Or when we'd hide
in the bathroom stalls to smoke?
[Alma] "Gosh, can't you guys wait
till after school?"
"What's the point of smoking it now?"
[Carol] Or when we'd buy candy
and lift the bag a little off the scale
so it weighed less?
[Alma] "But you guys.
It's only a few cents."
"I'll lend you the money."
[chuckles] Oh, the anxiety
that passed through this little body!
- Hey, are you guys done?
- [group laughing]
Oh, yeah. Remember when we raised money
for our trip at the end of the year
by throwing that party?
We didn't like any of our clothes,
and our parents wouldn't give us
any money for new ones.
So what did we dumb kids do?
Naturally, we decided
to steal some from Benetton.
[Olga] And she was like, "Wait, guys!"
"Let's just go to Zara.
It's a lot cheaper, and it's low-key."
And we said, "No fuckin' way.
If we do this, we do it right."
[imitating Sara] "But I can't, seriously.
I'm not gonna know what to do."
Babe, listen. It's super easy.
You take a couple items,
go to the dressing room,
and make sure
they don't have security tags.
[Alma] Pick the one you like the most,
put it on under your top,
go out, hand everything
to the salesgirl, and very politely say...
No luck with these. Thanks.
[Alma] Then you leave.
So there we were, leaving the store,
acting like nothing happened,
when the security alarms
start beeping like no tomorrow.
They'd just started using
these thin security tags.
- We hadn't noticed them.
- [Carol] God, that was a shit show, huh?
Arms in the air, "We didn't do anything.
We weren't stealing."
Yeah. We had to bid our end-of-year trip
farewell after that little stunt.
[Alma] You know, I think
we still go on vacation every year
to make up for that one lost trip.
You may have a point.
Because that experience
was so traumatic for us.
- It was really a turning point.
- [Carol] It was.
All of us were grounded,
except for our little friend here.
Hey, no making me feel like a traitor.
I just chickened out.
This Goody Two-shoes paid.
Didn't I show solidarity by not going?
- [Alma] Hmm.
- Yes. That's true. Mm-hmm.
Having said that, today's slip could
only have been written by one person.
- [Olga] Mm-hmm.
- [Leo and Alma] You.
- Why me?
- I mean...
Ha. Because you're a nutjob
who can't imagine breaking any rules.
So what reason do I have for writing it?
COMMIT A CRIME
I'd like to die with a clean conscience.
Without breaking any basic rules
of coexistence or screwing someone.
So maybe what you want
is to liberate yourself from that feeling.
What feeling is that?
Feeling good about my role in society?
[Leo] Nope.
Of going through life constipated.
Dude, don't you ever feel
like taking a shit on society?
- Sometimes you just... [grunts]
- [Alma] Yeah.
Don't talk to her about shitting.
- Hey.
- Poor thing.
Has it been long?
- She hasn't gone in three days.
- Christ.
- [Carol and Leo] Wow.
- What?
But E's supposed to give you
major runs, I thought.
Right. I did a tropical shit storm
this morning.
- Ugh.
- Yeah, we know.
You left stains in the bowl.
My shit is always mushy, though.
With me, it's more like
these little goat pellets.
You should really get yourselves
checked out.
That does not sound healthy at all.
A healthy poop should sink to the bottom.
- If it's floating, it's full of fat.
- Are we really talking about this?
For me, every day by 11:00 in the morning,
I'll have gone once already.
- You know what you gotta do, Sara?
- Ay, ay, ay.
[Olga] Do this. Give yourself
an abdominal massage, going clockwise.
- No. Hold on. Spread your legs.
- Oh no.
- Sara, please.
- No.
Okay. Here, on the perineum.
- So... I'm showing you.
- What? Don't touch my perineum.
- Don't touch my perineum.
- You and I are practically cousins!
- [Sara] No, not a chance.
- I mean... Listen to me.
Between the vagina and the anus.
Here, up the front.
Take your finger.
Go like this. Go just like that.
- Gross!
- [Carol] I'm serious.
You know what else works really well?
- [Sara] What?
- A little anal.
Hey, you just have to tell Mario
to open your tunnel.
That's perfect. I'll call him right now.
Otherwise, a good laxative
or suppository will clean you right out.
Look, just go like this and squat.
Right over the toilet.
This is the perfect position.
This way, all your poop
will slide right out.
- Try it and see. I'm serious.
- What are you talking about?
- That's enough. Stop.
- Do you wanna try going now?
- I brought wet wipes if you want.
- You're such an asshole!
- No hitting.
- Well, don't hit me then!
- [Leo laughs]
- What the hell's going on around here?
So you really didn't write that?
Hey, let's stop with the whole
"who wrote what" thing. Forget it.
I know I can be uptight sometimes,
but if I can steal something, I will.
Like a pack of batteries
or a jar of pickles.
A bit of ham or a tube of cream
from the drugstore, even.
- It's exciting.
- Bad.
Whoa, check out the thug over here.
Poor little rich girl
who needs to shoplift to feel alive.
- Mwah.
- [Olga] Hey, Leo, sweetie.
Could you maybe take care of something
other than your beer?
- Don't stress me.
- [Olga] Don't give me that.
Last night you said
you'd take the trash out. There it is.
- Okay.
- Uh, we rented a boat today, right?
- Yeah. It wasn't cheap. That's for sure.
- Exactly.
So let's go enjoy that,
and we'll deal with
that slip of paper later.
[Alma laughs] Nope. Other way around.
If we go on that boat thinking about
how we still have to do the dare,
we won't enjoy it.
This one's so easy.
It'll take two seconds, and we're done.
Easy for you, maybe. [sighs]
Actually, I just thought of something.
There's a street market
on the way to the boat.
We could just go through there,
take what we have to take,
and escape on the boat.
No way. Come on.
Absolutely not! It's a street market.
I mean, look.
We gotta do the dare somewhere.
These are individual vendors and families.
- [Olga] "Individual vendors."
- Where's your empathy?
THE WIND
[bright music playing]
- [woman] Good morning.
- Good morning.
[Leo] Guys, last night
we were high out of our minds,
singing along to Rigoberta Bandini.
And all of a sudden, there she is,
casually walking along
while I took out the trash.
She even said hi to me.
"Good morning."
And I was like, "Good morning."
I swear. You know what I thought?
That I was having a bad trip
and I couldn't get out of it.
Absolutely not. No, thank you.
This is why I don't like taking drugs.
I mean, give me a beer any day.
'Cause I'm relaxed.
I have a buzz. I'm taking the edge off.
But I'm in control.
I'm not off the rails. I'm in control.
But look at me now. Can't handle shit.
Rigoberta Bandini is right next door?
Yeah, it's a huge coincidence.
I feel like I'm in a movie
by Pedro Almodóvar.
[chuckles]
Come on. I'll show you. Follow me out.
- Follow you where?
- [Leo] To her house, duh.
We'll ring the bell
and say, "Hello there."
"Thank you so much for changing our lives,
and we're such big fans. A selfie?"
Oh, and don't call her Rigoberta Bandini.
We have to call her Paula.
That's her real name.
- Come on. Let's go. I'm down.
- No, we are not doing this.
Is it so hard to leave people alone
and respect their privacy?
Sara's right.
We have to respect her privacy.
- You can't ring her bell.
- We could jump the wall.
- Okay.
- What?
No, really, you guys. Think about it.
It kinda feels to me
like we should take this as a sign.
It's a sign
that this groupie situation is ridiculous.
We have a boat to catch
that absolutely none of you
are dressed for. C'mon!
Okay, do you have a problem
besides a clogged asshole?
She's not happy about having
to steal something before the boat.
- [Sara sighs]
- Oh, so there's a plan?
- We have a plan.
- No, there's no plan.
Well, if it pisses her off, I'm for it.
- You're for what? There is no plan.
- Here, Sara, look.
- This is very simple, hmm?
- [sighs]
To hook up with a woman,
you need to find a woman.
To get high,
first, you need to score some drugs.
But you don't need
to find anything to commit a crime.
Because it's inside you already. [laughs]
- Stop it.
- ♪ We the sun ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm coming up ♪
♪ I got it fine, got the wage ♪
♪ I'm growing up... ♪
[Carol] It's in our genes.
That old-fashioned Spanish confidence.
Just let go.
[Leo] You said it.
Don't question what's
on the slips of paper.
Stop thinking, and do it.
[Olga] Exactly. Think less
like you're doing something wrong,
and more like you're following
the rules of the game. That's all.
♪ I hate the time you decide to run ♪
- ♪ I hate the time when... ♪
- [Alma] Those are the rules.
I know how much
you love following the rules.
[quietly] I'm following the rules.
I'm following the rules.
Don't question it. Don't question it.
No luck with these.
♪ I'm sticking around ♪
♪ And I can feel you one below
The bad things hid in the past ♪
♪ Let go ♪
♪ Let go ♪
- [Sara] I'm gonna go with this one.
- [shopkeeper] Okay.
- Here.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
- ♪ I wanna take your light ♪
- [phone chimes]
♪ And go flow ♪
♪ Animal, I'm an animal... ♪
IF YOU AIN'T BRAZEN,
YOU AIN'T COMING ON VACATION
- [sighs]
- ♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
♪ Animal, I'm an animal ♪
♪ I take my inspiration
From my deep fire zone ♪
- [ring clatters]
- ♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
- ♪ All my fears are gone... ♪
- You guys! Guys!
I stole a ring! I did it!
[laughing] I did it!
Fuck! We have to get out of here.
We have to leave, okay?
- Fuck. Let's go.
- [group laughing]
- C'mon. Hurry!
- See ya later.
- Bye, sweetheart!
- ♪ All my fears are gone... ♪
- Hey.
- Sorry. Fucking assholes.
For crying out loud, please!
Let's go. Go, go!
♪ I take my inspiration
From my deep fire zone ♪
♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
♪ Animal, I'm an animal ♪
♪ I take my inspiration
From my deep fire zone ♪
♪ Animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna take your light and go flow ♪
[Sara] Hey.
At the hospital yesterday, um...
[laughs] I don't...
- What?
- No, just...
I guess I'm just a little confused.
I don't really...
What did we talk about?
Are you seriously asking that?
I told you about all my shit,
and you just forget.
No, no, no. I remember all your stuff.
About Rebe, the little backpack...
I can't remember what I...
Uh...
You what?
Well, what I told you. I...
- You remember anything?
- Just things.
Things, like with the Satisfyer?
- I told you that?
- [Alma] Sure did.
It's no big deal, 'kay?
What's mine is yours.
Right, but other than using it, did I say...
[sighs] ...other stuff?
Other stuff like what?
- [laughs] Can you quit messing with me?
- [chuckles]
Do you regret anything
you said or did last night?
Uh... Um...
No, suppose not.
There you go then.
It's all good then, right?
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh. All good.
Everything's great.
I saw you grinning
when you came in this morning.
- I was grinning?
- Oh, yeah, silly.
You mean I'm silly, or my grin was?
- I'd say both.
- No, I must've been high still.
You guys kiss?
What do you mean, did we kiss? C'mon.
We went to his house to fuck,
so of course, there was some kissing.
- [Carol] No. I mean a goodbye kiss.
- [Olga] Oh.
[Carol] When you wake up
and think, "Shit, I've done it again."
[Olga sighs]
[Carol] And then you get up
as quiet as you can
to avoid him waking up at all costs.
You get dressed like a ninja,
without making a sound.
But, ah!
You can't help but steal a few glances.
This guy's just too cute!
And you would fuck him again right there.
But of course, you don't.
Because it's against your religion.
But just before you leave,
you can't resist.
You tiptoe over with your shoes in hand
and give him a little kiss. [giggles]
- So am I right?
- [scoffs]
Shit. You have a crazy imagination.
No, I just...
I woke up, and he wasn't there.
I got up, got dressed, and split.
End of story.
There wasn't even a little love note
left behind on the bed?
Girl, what are you saying? No.
- You're really into this guy, huh?
- Who knows.
I'm head over heels.
- I haven't felt this way in...
- You could if you wanted.
- [burps]
- [Carol] Oh, you're so gross.
["Soy Tormina" playing]
[all laughing and shouting]
- C'mon!
- [Carol] No, I'm not going in.
I can't see the bottom.
If I can't see the bottom, I don't go in.
- [Sara] It's so cold!
- I still have trauma from Jaws! [screams]
[all laugh]
Fuck you, Leo!
- [shouts]
- [all laughing]
- [Olga] You did it.
- [Alma laughs]
[groaning] No! Stop drowning me.
Stop drowning me.
["Soy Tormina" continues playing]
[Alma and Leo scream]
Leo! Let's swim!
Is that how you swim? How lovely.
[Alma] What?
- [Leo] Who's touching my ass?
- [Sara] Me.
[Leo sighs]
[Carol groans] Harder, right there.
- [Olga] Right here?
- Oh, yeah. There.
- [Olga] Yeah, I can feel it.
- Hold up.
- Not to be a pain in the ass...
- What?
- But you'll be one anyway.
- Yes, I gotta do it.
This morning when we stole things...
Don't say it so loud.
The guy's right there.
No, he's like a priest.
Hey, sir? What we say
on the boat is like confession, right?
- [Sara] Oh God.
- Correct.
Discretion is included in the fee.
Carry on.
Well, I hope so,
considering the shitload of money it cost.
Listen up.
What we did this morning doesn't count.
- [Sara] Why doesn't it count?
- 'Cause I looked it up.
It says here
what we did was a misdemeanor.
If the stolen items
don't exceed 400 euros,
which I know they don't,
it's only a misdemeanor.
And what did the paper say?
It said to commit a crime.
Hold on, Leo, you're being sneaky.
This says here that it's a petty crime.
- Still a crime, petty or not.
- [laughs]
[Sara] I mean, it's serious enough
for a one-to-three-month jail sentence.
- So let's be clear.
- Okay, you know what? You win.
- You win.
- You know something that would count?
- [Sara] Nothing?
- What's that?
Breaking into someone's house.
- Whose house?
- Rigoberta Bandini's.
Yeah, sure.
- And steal one of her songs, huh?
- [all laugh]
- I mean, she has some great hits.
- [Sara] Yeah, she does.
Okay, can I just say
that breaking and entering
sounds much cooler than a misdemeanor?
It's another category.
You have to respect it.
Okay. I think it's time to stop drinking.
We're in the middle of the ocean.
- Enough.
- They can't handle it.
I love that anxious look
you get on your face.
Oh, that's nice.
You love to see me get stressed out, huh?
That's great. You guys are so great.
Well, babe, we kind of do.
A person can't be this happy all the time.
It's so boring, always being so positive.
What's boring about being positive?
Seriously.
- So how are you?
- Fine.
Fine, fine. You're always fine.
- Great. Awesome.
- [Leo] Hey, now.
You know why that is?
You're not in touch with yourself.
- [Carol] Mm-hmm.
- What's with the character assassination?
It's true.
You're always there for everyone else.
By their side.
You protect us, take care of us,
listen to us, give us advice.
My dear, you're what we call a born giver.
- "Wendy Syndrome." That's it. Yes.
- Oh, it has a name?
Well, I personally fucking love
this Wendy Syndrome.
Seriously, I think Wendy's great.
Of course we do.
'Cause we are the beneficiaries.
Us and everyone else around you.
- But what about you? What's up with you?
- With me?
What do you want? What do you need?
Yeah, don't you ever feel
like telling the world to just fuck off?
- Free yourself. Do something naughty.
- What is with you guys?
I didn't come up with that challenge,
but I still stole a ring,
which nearly gave me a heart attack.
We're not breaking into any houses.
Period. We've already committed a crime,
and that's that. Come on.
She goes out at midday with her buddies
and doesn't come home till after sundown.
[friends] Oh, really?
She watches the sunset...
then goes back into port.
[Carol] Huh?
That's how she gets
into the zone for her songwriting stuff.
- Her, uh, creations.
- Oh, too bad.
It's a shame because we rented the boat
until sundown and can't take advantage.
No, you haven't. Your trip ends at three.
- It's a half-day.
- [Carol] A half-day?
- Olga!
- Olga, honey.
Okay, no. Listen, you guys.
I thought it would be fun
to spend the morning out here.
You know, we could go
for a little swim, eat something.
But now we have all afternoon
for some beach time.
[Leo] For beach time,
or maybe enough time for us
to sneak into Rigoberta Bandini's house!
[Olga] Time to get
into Paula's house, you mean.
- Nice.
- Oh my God.
Plus, her security cameras
don't work either.
- They're for show.
- [Olga] Damn.
- [Alma] How do you know that?
- 'Cause my brother-in-law installed 'em.
He warned her.
He said, "Paula, for a little more,
I could activate them,
and cops would come."
But she said, "No, no!"
"Otherwise, I'll feel
like Big Brother's spying on me."
"I don't want to."
So she didn't. That's artists for ya.
Hey, hold on a second.
Why do you care
if we go to Rigoberta's place?
- I mean, Paula's?
- I don't.
But I'll tell you something.
Look, throughout the year,
I spend over 300 days on the boat.
So for me, this is like... like my home.
People who come on this boat
are more than just clients to me.
For my part, when someone comes
into my home, I try to figure them out.
- I think what I can do for them.
- [Alma] That's nice.
And I've been observing, listening
to you, silently, and I've realized
that you're doing a challenge.
All of you, together...
to process something tough. Aren't ya?
- [Olga] Mm-hmm.
- [captain] So, yeah.
If I can be of service, I will.
This man is adorable.
- You've won me over completely.
- You want a discount?
Whenever you're ready.
- A discount? We'll take it.
- I can't offer a discount.
- [Olga] Well, I tried.
- It's already been paid for, so I can't.
- Oh, yeah?
- [captain] Yeah.
- [Olga] Tell me, who paid?
- My cousin.
- [Sara and Olga] What cousin?
- This one.
[David] Tell them that the boat ride
is my version
of a little love note left on the bed.
- [Olga] Shh.
- [friends laugh]
That's so sweet.
[Leo] Girl, you almost hit on
your boyfriend's cousin.
[friends laugh]
Hey, one thing.
Were you in the hospital waiting room
when I was talking about the Satisfyer?
- Was that before or after the piercing?
- You know, forget it.
- Of course I was there, silly.
- Yeah?
- Do you remember what I said exactly?
- Not much.
Just that you masturbated
with the Satisfyer
while watching Alma on YouTube.
And that you couldn't make it past three.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- [grunts]
Think this ladder can hold up
the weight of your shame?
Try it out.
See what happens.
[inhales dramatically]
- Don't even talk to me, idiot.
- [laughs] Here. Grab this side.
- Jesus. Fuck me. Dammit.
- [chuckling]
- Here we go.
- You first.
The one who doesn't want this
has to be the guinea pig.
No, you're not a guinea pig.
You're our spiritual leader.
Saint Tere-Sarita of Calcutta.
- We pray to you, Tere-Sarita.
- [chanting]
- We pray to you, Tere-Sarita.
- Knock it off. I'm going. Enough.
- Shh!
- God, I can't believe this.
[Alma] Is the coast clear?
Ah! She's there.
She's there. She spotted me.
She can't even tell that lie convincingly.
Get in there!
- Seriously. Never in my life.
- [Alma] She's gonna need help in there.
Let her go. We'll see what happens.
[Leo] Go on.
Say, what would happen
if we left her and took the ladder, huh?
Oof! You know,
it's starting to get a little dark out.
See ya later, Sari!
You guys, seriously!
I'm crapping my pants here by myself.
- She's finally shitting.
- [friends laugh]
[Carol] Come on, let's go.
Ah. Oh, nice. This is no problemo.
[Alma grunts]
You good? Ah, ooh.
[Alma] Thanks. [chuckles]
- [Olga] Grab the ladder.
- No way. I'm leaving it.
What? No.
We have to hide it, or we'll get caught.
- [sighs] Fine.
- [Alma] I'll hold your leg.
[straining] This ladder is heavy as shit.
Nope. Fuck this. It fell over.
We'll grab it when we get back.
Wait, no. Hold on.
She has to go back and get it.
We can't leave it there.
What if someone sees what we're doing?
[Carol] Last one there's a rotten egg!
- Guys, don't shout!
- [Carol] Come on! Let's go!
- [Olga] Let's go!
- [Leo] Whoo!
- [Olga] Let's do this!
- [Sara] Guys, seriously. Stop shouting!
I'm in! This way!
[all giggling]
Okay, okay...
- Hey! This way. It's up the stairs.
- Shh!
- [Carol laughs]
- Don't trip!
[Carol] Whoo!
[both] Wow!
[Carol] Look at that view!
- [Olga] This house is huge.
- Olly, olly, oxen free.
- Okay, we did it. Now let's go.
- Hey, take it easy.
- There aren't any guard dogs.
- You are gonna give me a heart attack.
You guys, what if we took
a quick dip in the pool?
- [retching]
- [friends gasp]
[Olga] Oh shit! Leo.
Sheesh. I guess
we better skip the pool today.
Don't worry, you guys. I'm doing great.
- [Olga] Are you okay?
- Just excellent, really.
- Ew, gross. Don't use that.
- [Sara] Okay. Let's go.
We've had our fun. What? Carol!
- What? Leave it!
- Listen. We have to go in.
No, we really don't.
Just imagine me telling the group of moms
at school about this.
They'd say, "You broke into
Rigoberta Bandini's house?"
I'd say, "No, just the garden.
I watered her plants and left."
If we're gonna do this, we go all the way.
- [door creaks]
- [gasps]
Paula's just like me.
I always forget a window.
- [Olga] Hey! Sara!
- [Carol] No! Stay here! Stay put!
- [Olga] Sara!
- [Leo] We're doing what we came for.
- Come on. Go.
- This is an even bigger crime now.
I'm not strong enough to fight back.
You guys are bitches. I hate you so much.
- I hate you.
- Wow!
[Sara] Okay, we're in.
Don't touch anything, okay?
[Olga chuckles]
Leo, get your feet off the table.
You just puked.
Why are you drinking a beer?
Nothing like a cold beer
to settle my stomach.
Hey, guys, on a serious note,
the sun's setting now,
so she'll be back pretty soon.
- Oh God.
- I think we did what we had to do.
Forceful entry, vomiting in the pool,
having a beer, souvenirs...
Um, Carol, do the math.
It's under 400 euros.
[Sara] Let's go now, please.
Okay, yes, we'll go.
But first, can we take a picture?
- A selfie.
- [Sara] A picture?
[Olga] Come on. Hurry up.
- [Sara] Ah, fuck.
- [Leo] Here we go.
Say, "Bandini," eh?
[all] Bandini! [chuckle]
- [cell phone ringing]
- We agreed to silence our phones.
- It's someone in my favorites.
- No favorites, schmavorites.
- It's Mario.
- Call him later.
- No, he doesn't call unless it's urgent.
- Unlike certain other husbands.
Hey, baby, what's wrong?
[Mario] Sorry, honey.
I was trying not to bother you.
- It's just, um...
- What's wrong?
It's Daniela. She's a little scared.
She's scared?
Yeah. I've been trying to get her
to calm down for two hours, but...
No, it's okay. Put me on.
- Okay.
- Let's start back.
- [Daniela] Mommy?
- Honey. Hi. What's wrong?
I'm scared again, Mommy.
Okay, honey.
But don't worry. Mommy's okay.
Can you do the dance, please?
- Tell Daddy to play the videos.
- He already did, but it's not working.
[Mario] I played the videos
and learned the steps.
I did the whole thing.
- And it didn't work.
- [Daniela] No, it doesn't work.
Okay, well, don't worry.
I'll call you right back, all right?
I'll call you back in a little while.
Okay, my love?
- [Daniela crying]
- Sweetie, no. No, don't cry.
- My... My...
- [Daniela sobbing]
Let's FaceTime. Right now.
- FaceTime now? This is crazy.
- What the hell are you doing?
Shh! Let her finish.
See me? Yes?
Okay, sweetie, look into my eyes.
Let's do it together, okay?
With every step,
the fear goes away. Huh? Okay?
- Knock on the door, come on.
- Boom, boom!
[gasps] Hey, fear...
[both] We know
that's you knocking at the door.
But we're not going
to let you inside today.
- Go away, fear! Go away, fear!
- Go away, fear!
- Go away, fear!
- [Sara] Go away, now!
[Sara and Daniela] Boom, boom, boom, boom!
- [imitating punches landing]
- [Daniela] Boom! Boom!
[both] There we go.
Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka!
Cheeky, cheeky, cha!
- [both] Boom!
- [Daniela] Ah!
[both] I've got it.
I've got it. I've got it.
- [drawn out] I'm making it really small.
- I'm making it really small.
[blows]
[both] Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
- Now it's not here.
- Now it's not here.
- Or here, or here, or here, or here.
- Or here, or here, or here, or here.
- Or here.
- Or here.
- Boom, boom! Boom, boom!
- Boom, boom! Boom, boom!
- [Sara] Or here.
- Or here.
- And now it's time...
- [Sara] And now it's time...
[both, gently] ...to go to sleep.
It's gone. It's gone.
It's gone. It's gone. It's shh!
[both] It's gone. It's gone.
It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.
Huh? How are you, sweetie?
Are you still afraid?
I like that guitar.
- What guitar?
- The one that's behind you.
But has your fear gone away or not?
Dunno.
Um...
[Sara] Come on, go, go.
- Let's go!
- [Leo] Shit.
[Carol] Leo. Leo!
- Leo, are you okay?
- [Alma] Whoo!
- [Carol] Come on, Leo!
- Come on.
["Get Away" playing]
- [all panting]
- [Leo gasping]
Oof! I'm coming.
[sighs] I'm almost there!
Guys, I made it!
- Okay.
- [Alma] Olga.
- Okay.
- ♪ Hanging on the wire ♪
♪ You destroy my shell... ♪
- [Leo] Pass us the ladder.
- [Olga] Okay. Here it comes.
- Hurry.
- Coming.
[Leo grunts]
- [Carol] Hurry, Leo! Hurry!
- I'm hurrying.
There you go. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go.
[Leo] And I'm the slow one.
[engine approaching]
- A car! Car!
- [Sara] Hey, I need the ladder!
The ladder! The ladder!
- [Leo] Guys, there's a car coming!
- [Carol] Throw it over.
[Sara grunts]
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ♪
♪ Open up and tell me... ♪
- [group] Sara!
- [Olga] No, no. Not the guitar, babe.
- No, the guitar's coming too.
- [Carol] Okay, the guitar too.
Start running, everyone.
- Let's go!
- [Sara] Let's go!
- [Olga] Go!
- [Carol] Let's go! Go, go, go!
- [all laughing]
- [exclaims]
- ♪ Get away ♪
- ♪ Get away... ♪
- Keep running!
- Run!
♪ Get away ♪
- ♪ Now you're gonna feel ♪
- [Sara] Go!
- ♪ Get away ♪
- ♪ Get away... ♪
[Leo] Why are we running
if we're trying to act cool?
- [song fades out]
- [crickets chirping]
That dance you did with your daughter
was one of the sweetest things I've seen.
You're such a bright light.
- Did you want to be left alone?
- [Sara] What?
No.
[inhales sharply] Not a chance.
Come here.
[Alma sighs]
- [exhales]
- [Sara chuckles softly]
- Mm.
- How are you doing?
- Fine. [sniffles]
- So, you're "fine" again?
[chuckles]
Don't you think we should talk about it?
It?
The Satisfyer.
That robbery got you all hyped up.
Look at you now. Ready for anything.
Kinda, yeah. [takes a deep breath]
It's just that all day
I've been trying to remember
how you reacted... when I told you.
You can't remember because,
um... there was no reaction.
I said nothing.
What does that mean?
That I liked it.
A lot. And...
it turned me on.
Maybe it was just the drugs.
But not completely.
Because when I think about it now,
I still get that feeling and...
I'm paralyzed.
And I don't react...
at all.
Please tell me you came, at least.
[chuckles]
I came twice. [giggles]
[Leo] Hey, this guitar is signed
by Julio Iglesias!
- Huh?
- [Leo] Holy fuckin' shit balls.
What?
You're kidding me. It has to be fake.
No, no. Listen.
"I compose all of my songs
with a guitar from '89,
that was once played
and then signed for me by Julio Iglesias."
"It's my lucky charm."
Look. That's in Paula's own words.
- That's more than 400 euros.
- That'll be a great gift for Daniela.
Challenge completed.
It's Julio's.
The guitar is Julio Iglesias's.
[friends] And you know it! [laugh]
- I'm giving it back.
- No, it's not going back.
Yes, it goes back because I stole it,
and I decide what happens.
It's not going back
because it was part of the challenge.
No, the challenge
was breaking and entering, and that's all.
- Why are you giving it back?
- What do you mean? I did a horrible thing.
Just like that, she's back.
- I'm back?
- [Leo] Yeah.
With all the slips,
you always have to find a way to get out.
You haven't learned from the challenges.
Okay, I think
the joke's gone a little far, don't you?
Look, we have to give it back
before they find out,
call the police, and track us down.
This is a big fucking deal.
- We're not gonna get caught, Sara!
- [Sara] Then that's even worse!
'Cause then we'll have to live with it
for the rest of our lives up here.
Come on, Sara, really.
It's just a guitar. Relax.
Well, we must have left our fingerprints
all over the place.
Also, the DNA from my puke.
They'll catch us for sure. Guaranteed.
Are they gonna call in
guitar-sniffing dogs or something?
Oh, okay, You think getting caught
and going to prison is funny?
That's two to five years, at least.
Can we all please stop dicking around?
Okay, guys, in all seriousness.
I mean, Sara stole the guitar
and regrets it.
That's it. Let's not overthink it.
- I don't know why I did it.
- Because you were riding a high.
Yeah, but now I'm really goddam low.
I'm fucked.
Well, you did it
for your daughter and for you.
And caused harm
to another person. It wasn't right.
We could get rid of it.
We could throw it in the trash, bury it,
or leave it on the beach, then boom.
[Sara] We're not getting rid of it.
Jesus Christ! This is all so fucked up.
All day you've pushed me into stealing
and made me do something I didn't want to.
That's not fucking normal.
Shoplifting from people
who are barely able to make a living?
I was paying for shit you stole because of
how embarrassing and pathetic it was.
- Huh?
- Yes.
- Sorry. Just keep the change. Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [vendor] Oh, thanks.
- Sorry.
Here. And sorry for...
Thank you.
Even that wasn't enough for you guys. No!
You have to take it a step further,
or it doesn't count.
You're not satisfied, are you?
How are we supposed to fix this?
Huh? Seriously, what are we doing?
This game is ridiculous.
What's the point? Where's it leading?
Well, to things
that we've never done before.
To experiment and discover
and to find ourselves.
I've lost myself. I don't like it.
I'm getting out of this game.
I haven't found one thing
I've actually enjoyed!
- Is that how you really feel?
- [huffs] Yes.
Well, I know a very simple solution.
- Leo, hold on!
- [Carol and Olga] What are you doing?
- [Olga] You did not!
- [Carol] Fuck's sake!
- [Leo] I did you a favor.
- [Alma] The slips are wet.
[Olga] Get that thing.
Shit! They're coming apart
in the water. Look.
- Reach in a little bit further.
- [Carol] You're so close.
[Leo] So, hey. You feel better now?
More liberated?
Better than shitting, right? [chuckles]
That's it.
This ridiculous game is over now.
If it's bugging you, then we won't do it.
Period. That's that. Done.
[tense music playing]
Ladies! The nutjob's running away
with the guitar.
- Stop her!
- Sara!
Sara! What are you doing?
[group] Sara!
- [tense music fades]
- [David] Hello, ladies.
- [Leo] Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hey.
You're Rigoberta Bandini.
Yes. How are you guys?
Great. Do you two know each other?
Yeah, we're friends.
Paula is your neighbor here.
- [Olga] What a coincidence.
- [Carol] Look at that.
- Wow. What are the odds? [chuckles]
- Um... we know what you guys are here for.
Is it obvious?
- I don't think it is yet.
- [David] Yeah, but it will be.
- Yeah, things could get messy.
- Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Sorry, but we're not following you.
Sorry. We're here 'cause I'm having
a party tonight at my house.
And it'll be noisy.
It'll go late. It might bother you.
And since David said you're his friends,
I thought maybe you'd join us.
- Us? Party with you guys?
- [Paula] Yeah.
We'll sing a few songs.
I dunno. It'll be fun.
- Of course. For sure.
- No, we can't.
- No, we can't?
- No, we can't.
- I think we can.
- Of course we can.
- [Alma] It's no trouble for us.
- [Sara] No, we can't.
- We have to, uh...
- [Leo] Paula.
Is this your guitar?
- Oh, yeah. Why do you have my guitar?
- I can explain.
See? I told you it was her guitar.
We saw each other this morning.
Remember that moment we shared?
Well, I told them,
"I think I saw Rigoberta Bandini."
By the way, we're all huge fans.
But they said, "Whatever."
"You're talking crazy.
You were probably just drunk."
And then, we go and find this guitar,
lying in the street.
Lying in the street?
Yeah, we were taking a little stroll,
and we found it in the street.
Just lying there,
like an abandoned dog, y'know?
So, I pick it up and see
it's signed by Julio Iglesias,
and that's when I put it together.
"This must be Paula's.
Because Paula loves Julio Iglesias."
"In fact, she named
one of her hits after him."
- [Olga] Great song.
- Which is amazing.
- Awesome. Yeah.
- Thanks.
But I also thought it was possible
you maybe threw it out too.
What happened, Paula?
Was the guitar not performing
the way that you wanted it to?
Or not.
You know, it was probably stolen.
[Leo] For shits and giggles.
People do that.
Yeah. Then they must've regretted it,
and bleh.
[Carol] Well, they obviously regretted it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
thank God we were there to find it.
'Cause if we weren't? Just imagine.
Paula, I told you to call my cousin's
brother-in-law to connect your cameras.
- Oh, Lito?
- [David] Yeah.
- Yeah, he already did. Sure.
- [David] Oh, he did?
[Paula] Mm-hmm. Two months ago.
Of course he did. Why wouldn't you?
You're not gonna
not have working cameras here.
- In a fancy area like this.
- That's right.
- Gotta do it.
- Well then? Are you coming or not?
- You know what? We'll think about it.
- Yes, we will.
We'll get back to you.
This guitar thing
is the ultimate moral lesson.
- [Alma] Moral lesson?
- Well, yeah.
'Cause sometimes in life,
you get confused or blindsided,
and you don't think to look
for the simple solution that's there,
starin' you in the face.
Who wants to keep playing the game?
I sure do.
- I do.
- [Carol] All right.
- Yeah. Let's go.
- Let's get the box.
Not everything is life-changing,
just part of the ride.
- What's the difference?
- [chuckles]
We're keeping the same ones?
- [distant music playing]
- Great.
- [chuckles] Here's one for you.
- [Sara laughs]
- And one for you.
- Merci.
[Carol] Okay.
Let's all write our dares again.
Same as before.
- If we get something we've already done...
- We'll do it again, you little minx?
You're just looking for any excuse
to hook up with Pilu again. I see you.
Well... maybe.
No. We'll pick another one.
And no changing
whatever hasn't been picked.
Yeah. But if somebody changed it,
how would we know?
Well, we don't.
We'll have to trust each other.
Trust each other, and that's that.
So it's no-holds-barred trust, then?
[group chuckles]
"Take a shit in front of someone else."
[group laughs]
I love you.
- I know.
- [Olga snickers]
- Okay. You ready?
- I am.
- So am I.
- Let's go.
- Hell yeah.
- Well...
[all] Boom!
Should we draw the next paper right now?
[group] No.
Okay, okay, okay.
- ["Julio Iglesias" playing]
- [Alma] There?
[Carol] Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
I think it's further along.
- [Alma] There?
- [Carol] Not there either.
- Hold on. Wait.
- Shit.
["Julio Iglesias" playing in distance]
Hey, you think
it's been enough time by now?
Enough time for what?
Time for Rigoberta
to have checked the footage, and, well...
[both laugh]
Maybe the whole security camera thing
was just a bluff.
- [Alma] I'm sure she already knows.
- [Olga] You could see it on her face.
Yeah. Or maybe your boyfriend told her,
and she decided to go easy on us.
[Leo] He'll keep our little secret, right?
He'd better, or he's gonna wind up
in the doghouse.
Oh! Is he coming to sleep over?
Sleep over? Get outta here.
- He's coming here for pussy!
- Oh God. [sighs]
With Olga's moaning,
Carol's snoring, and these two purring...
Tonight's gonna be
a, ooh, long one for me.
- [song continues on phone]
- [Carol] Yeah, I found it!
Yeah! Now it's a party!
- [music building]
- Whoo!
[singing along]
[police sirens wailing]
[music fades slightly]
[all crack up]
- What are you idiots laughing for?
- The police are here!
They're here for you, Sara.
They're here to take you.
- They're coming for us.
- She's here!
- Shut up!
- [Olga] Policía, po-po!
[all chanting] Policía, po-po!
- Policía, po-po! Policía, po-po!
- Stop, you guys.
- Policía, po-po!
- Oh my God.
- Policía, po-po!
- ["Julio Iglesias" continues]
Policía, po-po!
Policía, po-po!
Policía!
That's our Sara!
[all cheering]
["Julio Iglesias" continues playing]
- [gentle chimes ring]
- [orchestral music playing]