The Fosters (2013–2018): Season 2, Episode 3 - Play - full transcript
Previously on The Fosters...
No, he's a musician too. Classical.
Well, maybe you're just
a little too buttoned up.
Dude, you gotta come jam with us sometime.
- Just think about it.
- Yeah, I know who you are.
- You're Robert Quinn.
- As soon as I saw you I knew.
You're my daughter. I brought you this.
Just read it when you have the time.
Dear Callie, My name is Sophia.
I'm your sister. I would
really, really like to meet you
and I hope you wanna meet me too.
I'm sorry. You were way better than her.
She only made the team because she's Latin.
They have to have diversity.
No, I like how independent you are.
I just feel like sometimes it's
kinda like you're dating yourself.
Like it doesn't even matter
whether I'm here or not.
- Well, congrats. It doesn't anymore.
- Emma.
- Emma.
- I know it's not true,
but my dad won't let me
sleep over at your house
because he thinks you're gay.
Oh, I've got some people coming over
to play in the garage again tonight.
- Is that still cool?
- Yeah, of course. How's it going?
Good. We're still trying
to find our rhythm.
What's the matter?
Nothing. The girls on the dance team.
They keep posted pics of them
hanging out together without me.
How come they didn't invite me?
Maybe because you're E-stalking them?
- I am not!
- Mariana, please...
would you please help your siblings here?
When do we get to hear something?
Uh... I don't think inviting
my moms to band practice
is the best idea this early
in the creative process,
but I'll let you know
when the single drops?
I see. You know what? He doesn't
think that we are cool enough.
I will have you know that your mother and I
used to listen to rock
and roll all the time.
Oh yeah? Like who?
- Like Springsteen and REM...
- Right.
and... Bananarama.
I can't believe you just said that.
I'll have you know that I went
to a Nirvana concert, once.
So, why'd you stop? Listening, I mean.
Just... remember we used to
have dance parties all the time?
I don't know. Guess we just... got busy.
So what's the deal with this weekend?
Are you guys still doing
on your babymoon thing?
Actually, your grandmother had
a shuffle in her conference plans
and she's not gonna be able
to come and stay with you guys.
Yeah, so, I think the
babymoon's gonna have to wait.
What's a babymoon?
It's kind of like a honeymoon
only instead of going
away after you get married,
you go away after you get pregnant.
Before the baby comes and
there's no more time for fun,
or travel, or romance.
Um, I think you guys should go anyway.
We're old enough to
stay alone for one night.
That's a very nice
offer, sweetie, thank you.
But I don't think so.
You know, we could put Brandon
and Callie in charge, honey.
We could... uh, I don't... um...
- I don't know that...
- Honey, we need this.
It's just for one night.
♪ Honey, drop the melodrama ♪
♪ Tonight and do something crazy ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ All I see is your face... ♪
What's going on? Lou, hold up.
Uh, nothing, I'm sorry.
I wonder if Lou's coming on a
little strong in the choruses.
I'm sorry?
Well, it's just that we're all
in mezzo forte in that section,
and I was wondering if maybe
you should just follow us?
- Follow you?
- Yeah,
I mean, you don't wanna give
it all away from the top, right?
You gotta start with some pianos...
Pianos?
Yeah. Piano means softly, plain.
Gee, my favorite kind of
rock and roll, soft and plain.
Maybe he has a point, Lou.
Yeah, and maybe I know how
to sing my songs. In my band.
Ok, fine.
Tomorrow night's open mic at Groundspace.
I will put the word out to a few
friends, and we can let them weigh in.
I actually can't do tomorrow night,
my moms are out of town
and I'm kind of in charge.
Ok, so we'll just do it here.
Well, I can't just have people over.
Shocker.
Ok, yeah, sure. But only a few people.
You're the one in charge.
One, two, three, four...
Hey, wait up!
Where you been? I was
looking for you at lunch.
Is this about what my dad said?
Because, you know, I don't
care if you're... you know.
If that's what you are.
Are you?
What, gay? You can say it,
it's not a bad word.
But why do I have to be anything?
- What do you mean?
- Why does everybody
go around labeling people all
the time, putting us in boxes?
- I don't get it.
- No, you're right. I'm sorry.
I won't do that anymore.
And what about your dad?
He doesn't want us hanging out, right?
He doesn't have to know.
Yeah...
I don't want to be anybody's secret.
Tell your dad I said
it was nice knowing ya.
Hey. You gonna be home tonight?
Unfortunately, yes.
Um, ok. It should be fun though.
What should?
Your brother's having people
over, to hear the band.
He didn't tell you?
No. Wait, we're having a party?!
No, just a few people over,
listening to music. Low key.
Got it. Right. Cool.
Ok, so, see you tonight?
Is this you? Cute.
That's my half-sister.
Wait, what?
Mm-hmm. Her name's Sophia.
She is fourteen and she wants to meet me.
Holy hell...
What did Jude think?
Haven't told him.
I don't know how he's gonna... take it.
What about Stef and Lena? You tell them?
Not yet.
Well, how about I take
your mind off of it tonight?
You're sweet, um... I can't.
I have to be home,
like, right after school.
Stef and Lena are going away for the night,
so they left me and Brandon in charge.
Can I come over?
No guests allowed. I'm sorry.
Hey girls, change of plans,
party at Mariana's tonight!
- Awesome!
- Uh... sorry.
Where'd you hear that
Mariana was throwing a party?
From her.
Let the babymoon begin!
- Hmm.
- What?
Uh, I don't know. Just seems a
little small, don't you think?
Doesn't feel a little
claustrophobic to you?
We should've asked for the upgrade.
How much room do we need?
All right, we should
call the kids, I think.
- Honey, you just called them from the car.
- What...
The whole point of us being
here is so we can unplug.
I'm unplugged, I'm unplugged.
- No, no, no! Wait!
- What?
Do you have any idea
how expensive that is?!
Did you know that some hotels charge
if you just open up the fridge.
Seriously?
How about I go to the grocery
store that's just up the road
and I'll grab us some snacks and some water
I'm sure that Dana's gift
didn't include incidentals
and we can't afford to splurge right now.
What?
I guess this wouldn't be
the best time to tell you
about the couples massage I ordered?
That's... that's fine.
Sounds good. Can I get
you anything in particular?
- Stef.
- It's fine. I want to. I want to.
It'll give me a chance to call the kids.
and I'll get the little
crackery thingys that you love.
Just... I'll be back before you know it.
You just... you sit there and relax.
You told people we were
having a party tonight?
Don't look at me... it was Brandon's idea.
What? Why would Brandon be telling
people we're having a party?
OK, it's not a party. I'm
just inviting a few people over
to, you know, hear the band practice.
No. You heard Moms. We're not
supposed to have any people over.
Hey, all I did was invite the dance girls.
Who are inviting people, who
are probably inviting people...
Well, that's not my fault.
I don't care who's fault it is, but you
both have to call them all and cancel.
No. Last I checked, I
don't take orders from you.
Well, Stef and Lena left me in charge.
- So...
- No.
They left us both in charge.
Exactly, which is why we should both...
You know, it's our babymoon, too, you guys!
There's gonna be a baby.
Which means this is the last time
our moms are ever go away again.
Do you hear what I'm saying? Ever. Again.
Which means that this is our
only chance to have a party.
- We're having a party?
- No!
Come on, you guys, seriously.
You guys wanna get in more trouble?
We only get in trouble if we get caught.
So, we don't get caught.
Well, I'm not gonna have any part of this.
Stef and Lena said that nobody
comes inside the house except for us.
So, nobody is going to
step inside this house.
Ok. We'll have the party
in the backyard then.
Fine. But if you get caught, that's on you.
Jude and I are gonna
follow the rules, right?
Fine.
Ok.
Who're you calling?
Uh, Wyatt.
If we're going to be keeping
people out of the house,
- we're gonna need help.
- Isn't that breaking the rules?
No, it's...
sometimes you gotta break
the rules to keep them.
In that case, can I ask Maddie
to come? You know, to help.
Yes, we're fine, Mom.
We actually just ordered some
pizzas for dinner tonight.
So... Callie?
Oh, you know, she's, uh,
holdin' down the fort.
So while everyone's
throwing down out there,
we're just gonna hole up in here?
Yep. That's the plan.
Gotcha. But if I were to
step outside, you know,
for a little bit, that would be... ?
Not cool. You're only here
because you're my bouncer.
Security. Yeah, I didn't call
you over so you could have fun.
Yeah. No risk in that.
Look, I'm not taking any chances, ok?
Remember how destroyed your house
got after the foreclosure party?
Yeah, but that was kinda the point.
Oh, wow.
I feel like I just walked into
the house that boring built.
You need something? Kinda busy.
Uh, what are people supposed to do
when they need to use the bathroom?
Guess that's your problem, isn't it?
Ok. So, people are just gonna pee all
over Moms' flowers, is that what you want?
No. What I want is to prevent
this house... our house
from being, I dunno, vandalized.
Vandalized? Don't you think
you're over-reacting a little bit?
People get drunk and things
get destroyed, Brandon.
God, when did you become so anal?
When did you become such an ass?
Ok, um... a suggestion.
What if you let people use the
bathroom just off the kitchen?
I'm just trying to help.
Ok. But one at a time.
And we are going to monitor it all night.
- We are?
- Mm-hmm.
It was your idea. Or are we
not trying to help anymore?
Fine. If that's how you guys want to
spend your night. Sounds like a plan.
- What?
- I've never seen you two act like that before.
Like what?
Brother and sister.
Thanks for letting Chelsea come. My
parents wouldn't let me come alone.
Can I see your dog? I love dogs.
Oh. Um, we don't have a dog.
Callie thinks it'll keep
people out of our moms' bedroom,
just in case they get inside the house.
So... is Connor coming?
No. He's at his dad's for the weekend. Why?
Do you like him?
- I don't.
- Shut up!
It's not like I'm the only one with
a crush on someone in our class...
Oh, my God. I'm gonna kill you. Come on.
So, where you from?
- Serbia.
- Ahh. Nice.
How long have you been in this country?
Uh, about ten years.
Yeah? What made you come to America?
- You have family here?
- I did. But I came to start my own.
Wow, that's very brave
of you. Do you have kids?
- Yes, one. You?
- Mmm.
Five.
This is the first night that
they are staying home alone.
Wow. So is this a girl's
getaway from your husbands, then?
Uh, actually, we're a couple.
Hence the couple's massage?
Oh... oh. Nice.
Hey, ladies!
Um, what's with all the signs?
Are we not allowed in the house?
Oh. We just had the
floors redone, actually.
So, no one can walk on them.
Besides, it's so nice out.
It's kinda chilly, actually.
Are there, like, outdoor
heaters or anything?
Ah, no. But some of the
seniors did bring beer.
So listen, Hayley's douche of a
boyfriend dumped her this afternoon,
so she's super vulnerable right now.
Oh, my God, that's terrible.
Is there anything I can do?
No. We just need to keep an eye on her.
Make sure she doesn't drink too much.
We can't have her breaking
the code of excellence tonight.
The code of what?
Right, I forgot. Since we haven't
really hung out socially before,
you should know, we have a few rules.
Ok...
We all stick to one drink maximum.
We don't dress like sluts.
We don't hook up with randos.
And if there's dancing, we don't
use any of our patent moves,
those are exclusive to the team.
And if anybody breaks the
code, they're kicked off.
But thanks for having us over!
Hey, uh, where is she?
You don't think she'd,
like, bail on us, do you?
Nah, it's just Lou... this is
how she rolls. She'll be here.
Hey, man. Can I have a sip?
- What the... ?
- What's wrong with you?!
Get outta here. Go.
Yeah, toilet won't flush.
Great. And thank you for telling
us that after you used it.
You're welcome!
Well, don't let anyone in.
I'm gonna go get a plunger.
Hey. Is Jude here?
Um, upstairs. Hurry. Hurry!
See, this is why I didn't
want anyone using the bathroom.
Nope.
I take it back, that is why.
Ok, that brings the
count to two hand-holds,
three kisses, one butt-grab,
and one "so deep it looked like he
was gonna eat her head" make out.
Ok, I'm bored. This is worse
than when my dad watches golf.
Oh. I don't know... that ping
pong game looked kinda funny.
Well, maybe we should play a game, too.
I could be into that.
Oh, uh, ok. I'll go check the game closet?
What about... spin the bottle?
Um... we don't have a bottle.
There's an app for that.
Well, there are only three of us.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- What are you... ?
- I told my dad I wanted to come over.
And he said it was ok?
I didn't ask him if it was ok.
So, you guys are having a party?
We are... now that there are four of us.
Sorry. I didn't see anyone was in here.
Have you seen a cooler anywhere?
Hey, are you ok?
My boyfriend and I broke up.
Seriously? That sucks.
For what it's worth my girlfriend
just broke up with me too, so...
I get it.
Emma?
Well, that was dumb of her.
You're hot.
I could say the same about you.
So, why did this idiot break up with you?
He said it's because I was too needy.
But, honestly?
I think it's just because he
wanted to hook up with older girls.
He's in college.
What about you?
Well, we weren't really a good match.
So...
I probably look like such a mess right now.
Is my mascara running?
A little.
- Will you get it?
- Here.
Uh, toilet's out of order.
What about our bathroom?
No. No one goes upstairs.
What about if I like just
pee in the kitchen sink?
I mean... sure?
All right, fine. Five minutes
but just her, OK? No one else.
Hey! No, no, no. Take it outside!
Ok, so you have to kiss
whoever the bottle points to.
Those are the rules. Maddie, you're first.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Ok, who's next! Jude?
Um, sure, just... gimme two secs?
Oh! Sorry, I didn't
know anyone was in here.
It's ok. You gotta go? It's all yours.
Psst...
What's... going on?
I don't think your
friend's feeling very well.
Hey! Off the swing!
It's not a playground!
- Where's Kaitlyn?
- Um... she already came down.
- You didn't see her?
- No.
Hmm. That's weird.
Wait here.
Whooo!
- I like this ride!
- Yeah, well, ride's over.
- Come on, we gotta go downstairs.
- Aw, you're no fun.
Yep. Been hearing that all night. Come on.
- Let's go.
- Ok.
- Wait.
- What?
- Wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, they've got lesbian porn.
How does Breakfast On Tiffany sound?
That sounds horrifying.
Oh, come on, it'll help get us in the mood.
Please. No bigger turn off than two
straight girls in stilettos pretending,
for men, that they're hot for each other.
Gimme a break.
Ok.
So how was your massage? Was it good?
- It was pretty good.
- Yeah? Cool.
How about you, how was
your interview with Inka?
- My what?
- You seemed more interested in her life story
than anything I've had to say lately.
I was just making conversation.
During a couples massage?
Yeah, well, as soon as she heard we were
a couple'a lesbians that
shut her up, didn't it?
Where are you going?
I'm gonna take a bath.
I'm so sorry. I had no
idea how drunk she was.
Just tell her friends that
she came with to take her home.
I can't do that. None of
the girls on the dance team
can see her like this, she
can get kicked off the team.
- Why?
- Because of the code.
- Code?
- Yeah, the code. You're not allowed...
Actually, I don't care. Just
tell Wyatt to take her home.
Ok, come on.
I'm looking for my son, Connor.
Are Jude's parents even here?
Oh yeah, yeah. They're... they're out back.
Well, is Connor here?
You know, I don't know.
Well, you mind letting
me go take a look around?
Wha's happening?
Stay.
Uh, Connor's dad is here!
Wait, why would Connor's dad
be here? Connor's not here.
Ok, Connor, your turn.
We don't have to kiss, do we?
Well, those are the rules.
Fine.
No, this is dumb.
- We should stop.
- No, it's cool.
Let's just do it.
Connor, your dad's here!
Oh, my God, he cannot find me here.
Why not?
I snuck out.
I've actually only been
up here a couple of times,
so I can't...
- Where's Connor?
- I dunno.
I thought he wasn't allowed to come over.
I'm just hanging with my girls.
Hey, where have you
been? This was your idea.
And in case you've forgotten,
I'm risking my ass to do this.
Cool it, Beethoven.
We'll start in a minute.
Well, contrary to what you might think,
you're not talented
enough to make people wait.
Really?
Well, contrary to what you might think,
you're not a member of this band
and we don't need you or
your big fat classical ego.
Well, then why are we even doing this?
You know what, we're not. Peace.
Ok. You need to get everybody
out of the house now.
How am I supposed to do that, Callie?
- I can't just...
- Play.
Ok. That's why they're all here, isn't it?
So if you start playing they
will come outside and listen.
Well, Lou just bailed, so I...
So play without her,
ok? But play something,
or I swear I'll call the police
and shut this party down myself!
Mind if I join you?
Listen, I thought about
what you said and...
you're right.
We should watch Breakfast On Tiffany.
You know what, I think...
we should just go home.
All right, what's wrong?
We need to connect.
- I am trying.
- No, you're not.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to talk to me.
About something other
than money or the kids.
Why don't you talk to me?
Because half the time I really
don't think you're listening.
So, when I don't talk, it's my fault.
And when you don't talk it's my fault, too.
I get it. It's all on me.
I'm the one failing in this relationship.
I didn't say that.
Well, that's how it feels.
Ok, back downstairs. Now!
- Go.
- All right.
Come on, let's go. Whatever.
Hey, I thought you left.
That's what Brandon said anyway.
Brandon.
He always been such a pompous ass?
You know, he acts like he's
doing us some big frickin' favor.
Guess all these...
ribbons and trophies have
really gone to his head?
Brandon's not pompous.
So he's just an ass?
You know, to be honest, I'm
surprised this didn't go to his head.
He was brilliant. Like,
really, majorly brilliant.
He even got into the junior symphony.
Was brilliant?
Yeah, he... got beaten up.
His hand was shattered
and he lost all this.
He'll never play classical
piano again, not like he used to.
Brandon's not doing you a
favor. You're doing him one.
Hey, has anyone seen Kaitlyn?
Anyone?
Sing something already!
Dude, do you sing?
I do, but...
unless you want, like, a sonata,
I kinda only know one song.
Play it, we'll follow.
♪ I took you at your word ♪
♪ When you said you
would steal my heart ♪
♪ And yeah, this might sound absurd ♪
♪ But would be my thief ♪
♪ Take all of me, every part ♪
♪ I think we might be outlaws ♪
♪ I think I might be in love ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm all out of
reasons, like seasons ♪
♪ Winter, summer, fall,
they're all washed up ♪
♪ If you're still way over there ♪
♪ Maybe slide on in by my side ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just an outlaw ♪
♪ Wanted if you want me ♪
♪ I think we might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ Might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ I think I might be in love ♪
- ♪ Might be in love ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm all out of reasons, like seasons ♪
♪ Winter, summer, fall,
they're all washed up ♪
♪ If you're still way over there ♪
- ♪ Maybe slide on in by my side ♪
- ♪ By my side ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just an outlaw ♪
♪ Wanted if you want me ♪
♪ I love you everyday and every night ♪
♪ Lock me up for good ♪
♪ Up for good ♪
♪ Right here in your arms ♪
♪ In your arms ♪
♪ You vandalize my neighborhood ♪
♪ With your piercing eyes ♪
- ♪ And devilish charm ♪
- ♪ And devilish charm ♪
♪ I think we might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ Might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ I think I might be in love ♪
- ♪ Might be in love ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm all out of reasons, like seasons ♪
♪ Winter, summer, fall,
they're all washed up ♪
♪ If you're still way over there ♪
They're really good together.
- ♪ Maybe slide on in by my side ♪
- Yeah, they are.
♪ 'Cause I'm just an outlaw ♪
♪ Wanted if you want me ♪
♪ I love you everyday and every night ♪
Wait, wait a second.
Everything ok?
Oh yeah, I just...
Got a condom?
I'll be right back.
You know, it's not all on you, ok?
It's on me, too.
When we got married, that
night and the next morning...
... I felt like we were...
... we were more in love than ever.
Like we were just zipped
up in the same skin.
I have never felt so happy...
... so close to you.
I want that feeling back.
I want us back.
I know that we can't always be as
connected as we were on our wedding night.
But you can't blame me
for wishing that we could.
And for missing you.
I miss you too.
And I'm sorry.
I get so stressed and
worried about everything
that I forget how important it is
for us to take care of each other.
And I know we make these
promises all the time, but
I'm gonna do better.
Ok? I'm gonna do better.
It's Jesus.
Hi baby, is everything ok?
♪ And we ♪
♪ Like a sweet piece of candy ♪
- Thank God. Kaitlyn!
- ♪ Honey, drop the melodrama ♪
♪ Tonight and do something crazy ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ All I see is your face ♪
♪ All over my face ♪
♪ Let the beat run out ♪
♪ Hear the city turn down ♪
♪ All I need are your
lips like this on mine ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ All I see is your... ♪
You ok?
Yeah, I just...
I've never done anything like this before.
I know people say that,
but I actually mean it.
I haven't either.
You're only the second guy I've been with.
You're my second, too...
... girl. I haven't been with any guys.
So, can I call you? Can I have your number?
I'd like that.
- Hey, that was...
- No need to gloat.
You were right.
Dude, we have a serious problem.
I just butt-dialed Mama and she
called me back and left a message.
What should I do?
Um, Moms are calling me.
What do I do? What do I do?!
You guys, Lena is calling me.
Answer it, now!
Shut up!
Hey, what's up?
Nope, everyone's fine, why?
Oh, really? Um...
Well, we were just watching some dumb action
movie with the volume all the way up, so...
maybe that's why nobody heard your calls.
Yeah, no, everyone's here.
- Hey.
- Hey, Moms!
Hi, Moms!
Where's Jude?
Uh, Jude? Jude is... in the bathroom
he'll be right back.
What were you guys watching?
It wasn't some violent
shoot 'em up, was it?
No, no. It was um, it was just...
The Fast And The 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Hi, Moms. Sorry, I was
playing video games...
in the bathroom. On Callie's phone.
I thought we were
talking on Callie's phone?
That's my phone, Jude! Geez. Ask next time!
All right, don't go to
bed too late, you guys.
We won't.
Good night. Love you.
Good night.
- You think they bought it?
- They better have.
Don't go thanking me
all at once, or anything.
Well, at least nothing horrible happened...
so can we just get everyone
out of here, please?
Yep. You got it.
Yeah, ten bucks says
they're having a party.
Oh, so now we're just throwing money away?
I'm serious. Yeah, ok. What do you think?
I think they said everyone
was fine, so, everyone is fine.
Fine.
But you probably want to go home anyway?
- So we can just pack up...
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, look, they are
obviously still alive, right?
And if they're having a party,
we will certainly find
out about it soon enough.
In the meantime, why don't
we have one of our own?
Kick off our shoes. Oh, oh. Just like that.
And we'll dance... What?
Our son basically signed
us up for AARP this morning.
So we can either roll
with it, or we can dance.
Come on.
So? Was it "excellent", like you wanted?
Meh... not really.
I spent the whole night
cleaning up after everyone.
I felt like such a mom.
The dance girls?
Yeah. I just... I don't get it.
Kaitlyn made this huge deal
about all these rules they had.
And then no one seemed to care when they
basically broke every single one of them.
And if I hadn't been
babysitting them the whole night,
I could've actually had a good time.
Maybe I could've broken
a rule or two myself.
That's a bad idea.
Their rules, whatever they are,
they still apply to you,
because of who you are.
Why, because I'm Latina?
No, because you're not like those girls,
and you never will be.
Don't you know that?
So Connor snuck out, huh?
Well, his dad seemed pretty mad.
Um. Yeah, his... dad
doesn't really like me.
Why not?
What are we gonna tell Moms?
Um, maybe a bird flew through the window?
What, like a pterodactyl? No, they're
gonna know that we had a party.
I could fix it.
I worked last summer in construction.
Plating a window's not
that hard. All we gotta do
is get the glass
first-thing in the morning.
Then I can just pop it in and glaze it.
Glaze it?
I'm not just a bouncer, you know.
How can I help?
You got a broom and dustpan?
Hey, so... listen, I'm
sorry you had to be, like,
the Gestapo tonight. I should never have...
Sucks being the responsible one.
Yeah. Tell me about it.
It was worth it, though.
Getting to hear you play again.
That first song.
Um...
I know that's, like, ours.
The only reason I played it was because...
Because it's good. And you knew
they'd love it. And they did.
You don't have to say that.
I know. Brandon, you're really good.
And, with you, that band
could really be something.
Thanks.
For being such a good... sister.
- They're here, everyone.
- Come on, they're here.
- Hey!
- Welcome back!
Well, hey, what's going on?
Nothing. We all just wanted to be
here when you got home, that's all.
Yeah, we missed you!
Aw, we missed you too, munchkin.
Lemme take this.
Well, isn't that nice.
So how was it? What'd
you do? Was it romantic?
Actually, it was.
- We, uh, started...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't wanna hear about it.
We haven't even said anything.
Ok, so, what about you
guys? How was your night?
Uh, uneventful.
It was super mell...
No, he's a musician too. Classical.
Well, maybe you're just
a little too buttoned up.
Dude, you gotta come jam with us sometime.
- Just think about it.
- Yeah, I know who you are.
- You're Robert Quinn.
- As soon as I saw you I knew.
You're my daughter. I brought you this.
Just read it when you have the time.
Dear Callie, My name is Sophia.
I'm your sister. I would
really, really like to meet you
and I hope you wanna meet me too.
I'm sorry. You were way better than her.
She only made the team because she's Latin.
They have to have diversity.
No, I like how independent you are.
I just feel like sometimes it's
kinda like you're dating yourself.
Like it doesn't even matter
whether I'm here or not.
- Well, congrats. It doesn't anymore.
- Emma.
- Emma.
- I know it's not true,
but my dad won't let me
sleep over at your house
because he thinks you're gay.
Oh, I've got some people coming over
to play in the garage again tonight.
- Is that still cool?
- Yeah, of course. How's it going?
Good. We're still trying
to find our rhythm.
What's the matter?
Nothing. The girls on the dance team.
They keep posted pics of them
hanging out together without me.
How come they didn't invite me?
Maybe because you're E-stalking them?
- I am not!
- Mariana, please...
would you please help your siblings here?
When do we get to hear something?
Uh... I don't think inviting
my moms to band practice
is the best idea this early
in the creative process,
but I'll let you know
when the single drops?
I see. You know what? He doesn't
think that we are cool enough.
I will have you know that your mother and I
used to listen to rock
and roll all the time.
Oh yeah? Like who?
- Like Springsteen and REM...
- Right.
and... Bananarama.
I can't believe you just said that.
I'll have you know that I went
to a Nirvana concert, once.
So, why'd you stop? Listening, I mean.
Just... remember we used to
have dance parties all the time?
I don't know. Guess we just... got busy.
So what's the deal with this weekend?
Are you guys still doing
on your babymoon thing?
Actually, your grandmother had
a shuffle in her conference plans
and she's not gonna be able
to come and stay with you guys.
Yeah, so, I think the
babymoon's gonna have to wait.
What's a babymoon?
It's kind of like a honeymoon
only instead of going
away after you get married,
you go away after you get pregnant.
Before the baby comes and
there's no more time for fun,
or travel, or romance.
Um, I think you guys should go anyway.
We're old enough to
stay alone for one night.
That's a very nice
offer, sweetie, thank you.
But I don't think so.
You know, we could put Brandon
and Callie in charge, honey.
We could... uh, I don't... um...
- I don't know that...
- Honey, we need this.
It's just for one night.
♪ Honey, drop the melodrama ♪
♪ Tonight and do something crazy ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ All I see is your face... ♪
What's going on? Lou, hold up.
Uh, nothing, I'm sorry.
I wonder if Lou's coming on a
little strong in the choruses.
I'm sorry?
Well, it's just that we're all
in mezzo forte in that section,
and I was wondering if maybe
you should just follow us?
- Follow you?
- Yeah,
I mean, you don't wanna give
it all away from the top, right?
You gotta start with some pianos...
Pianos?
Yeah. Piano means softly, plain.
Gee, my favorite kind of
rock and roll, soft and plain.
Maybe he has a point, Lou.
Yeah, and maybe I know how
to sing my songs. In my band.
Ok, fine.
Tomorrow night's open mic at Groundspace.
I will put the word out to a few
friends, and we can let them weigh in.
I actually can't do tomorrow night,
my moms are out of town
and I'm kind of in charge.
Ok, so we'll just do it here.
Well, I can't just have people over.
Shocker.
Ok, yeah, sure. But only a few people.
You're the one in charge.
One, two, three, four...
Hey, wait up!
Where you been? I was
looking for you at lunch.
Is this about what my dad said?
Because, you know, I don't
care if you're... you know.
If that's what you are.
Are you?
What, gay? You can say it,
it's not a bad word.
But why do I have to be anything?
- What do you mean?
- Why does everybody
go around labeling people all
the time, putting us in boxes?
- I don't get it.
- No, you're right. I'm sorry.
I won't do that anymore.
And what about your dad?
He doesn't want us hanging out, right?
He doesn't have to know.
Yeah...
I don't want to be anybody's secret.
Tell your dad I said
it was nice knowing ya.
Hey. You gonna be home tonight?
Unfortunately, yes.
Um, ok. It should be fun though.
What should?
Your brother's having people
over, to hear the band.
He didn't tell you?
No. Wait, we're having a party?!
No, just a few people over,
listening to music. Low key.
Got it. Right. Cool.
Ok, so, see you tonight?
Is this you? Cute.
That's my half-sister.
Wait, what?
Mm-hmm. Her name's Sophia.
She is fourteen and she wants to meet me.
Holy hell...
What did Jude think?
Haven't told him.
I don't know how he's gonna... take it.
What about Stef and Lena? You tell them?
Not yet.
Well, how about I take
your mind off of it tonight?
You're sweet, um... I can't.
I have to be home,
like, right after school.
Stef and Lena are going away for the night,
so they left me and Brandon in charge.
Can I come over?
No guests allowed. I'm sorry.
Hey girls, change of plans,
party at Mariana's tonight!
- Awesome!
- Uh... sorry.
Where'd you hear that
Mariana was throwing a party?
From her.
Let the babymoon begin!
- Hmm.
- What?
Uh, I don't know. Just seems a
little small, don't you think?
Doesn't feel a little
claustrophobic to you?
We should've asked for the upgrade.
How much room do we need?
All right, we should
call the kids, I think.
- Honey, you just called them from the car.
- What...
The whole point of us being
here is so we can unplug.
I'm unplugged, I'm unplugged.
- No, no, no! Wait!
- What?
Do you have any idea
how expensive that is?!
Did you know that some hotels charge
if you just open up the fridge.
Seriously?
How about I go to the grocery
store that's just up the road
and I'll grab us some snacks and some water
I'm sure that Dana's gift
didn't include incidentals
and we can't afford to splurge right now.
What?
I guess this wouldn't be
the best time to tell you
about the couples massage I ordered?
That's... that's fine.
Sounds good. Can I get
you anything in particular?
- Stef.
- It's fine. I want to. I want to.
It'll give me a chance to call the kids.
and I'll get the little
crackery thingys that you love.
Just... I'll be back before you know it.
You just... you sit there and relax.
You told people we were
having a party tonight?
Don't look at me... it was Brandon's idea.
What? Why would Brandon be telling
people we're having a party?
OK, it's not a party. I'm
just inviting a few people over
to, you know, hear the band practice.
No. You heard Moms. We're not
supposed to have any people over.
Hey, all I did was invite the dance girls.
Who are inviting people, who
are probably inviting people...
Well, that's not my fault.
I don't care who's fault it is, but you
both have to call them all and cancel.
No. Last I checked, I
don't take orders from you.
Well, Stef and Lena left me in charge.
- So...
- No.
They left us both in charge.
Exactly, which is why we should both...
You know, it's our babymoon, too, you guys!
There's gonna be a baby.
Which means this is the last time
our moms are ever go away again.
Do you hear what I'm saying? Ever. Again.
Which means that this is our
only chance to have a party.
- We're having a party?
- No!
Come on, you guys, seriously.
You guys wanna get in more trouble?
We only get in trouble if we get caught.
So, we don't get caught.
Well, I'm not gonna have any part of this.
Stef and Lena said that nobody
comes inside the house except for us.
So, nobody is going to
step inside this house.
Ok. We'll have the party
in the backyard then.
Fine. But if you get caught, that's on you.
Jude and I are gonna
follow the rules, right?
Fine.
Ok.
Who're you calling?
Uh, Wyatt.
If we're going to be keeping
people out of the house,
- we're gonna need help.
- Isn't that breaking the rules?
No, it's...
sometimes you gotta break
the rules to keep them.
In that case, can I ask Maddie
to come? You know, to help.
Yes, we're fine, Mom.
We actually just ordered some
pizzas for dinner tonight.
So... Callie?
Oh, you know, she's, uh,
holdin' down the fort.
So while everyone's
throwing down out there,
we're just gonna hole up in here?
Yep. That's the plan.
Gotcha. But if I were to
step outside, you know,
for a little bit, that would be... ?
Not cool. You're only here
because you're my bouncer.
Security. Yeah, I didn't call
you over so you could have fun.
Yeah. No risk in that.
Look, I'm not taking any chances, ok?
Remember how destroyed your house
got after the foreclosure party?
Yeah, but that was kinda the point.
Oh, wow.
I feel like I just walked into
the house that boring built.
You need something? Kinda busy.
Uh, what are people supposed to do
when they need to use the bathroom?
Guess that's your problem, isn't it?
Ok. So, people are just gonna pee all
over Moms' flowers, is that what you want?
No. What I want is to prevent
this house... our house
from being, I dunno, vandalized.
Vandalized? Don't you think
you're over-reacting a little bit?
People get drunk and things
get destroyed, Brandon.
God, when did you become so anal?
When did you become such an ass?
Ok, um... a suggestion.
What if you let people use the
bathroom just off the kitchen?
I'm just trying to help.
Ok. But one at a time.
And we are going to monitor it all night.
- We are?
- Mm-hmm.
It was your idea. Or are we
not trying to help anymore?
Fine. If that's how you guys want to
spend your night. Sounds like a plan.
- What?
- I've never seen you two act like that before.
Like what?
Brother and sister.
Thanks for letting Chelsea come. My
parents wouldn't let me come alone.
Can I see your dog? I love dogs.
Oh. Um, we don't have a dog.
Callie thinks it'll keep
people out of our moms' bedroom,
just in case they get inside the house.
So... is Connor coming?
No. He's at his dad's for the weekend. Why?
Do you like him?
- I don't.
- Shut up!
It's not like I'm the only one with
a crush on someone in our class...
Oh, my God. I'm gonna kill you. Come on.
So, where you from?
- Serbia.
- Ahh. Nice.
How long have you been in this country?
Uh, about ten years.
Yeah? What made you come to America?
- You have family here?
- I did. But I came to start my own.
Wow, that's very brave
of you. Do you have kids?
- Yes, one. You?
- Mmm.
Five.
This is the first night that
they are staying home alone.
Wow. So is this a girl's
getaway from your husbands, then?
Uh, actually, we're a couple.
Hence the couple's massage?
Oh... oh. Nice.
Hey, ladies!
Um, what's with all the signs?
Are we not allowed in the house?
Oh. We just had the
floors redone, actually.
So, no one can walk on them.
Besides, it's so nice out.
It's kinda chilly, actually.
Are there, like, outdoor
heaters or anything?
Ah, no. But some of the
seniors did bring beer.
So listen, Hayley's douche of a
boyfriend dumped her this afternoon,
so she's super vulnerable right now.
Oh, my God, that's terrible.
Is there anything I can do?
No. We just need to keep an eye on her.
Make sure she doesn't drink too much.
We can't have her breaking
the code of excellence tonight.
The code of what?
Right, I forgot. Since we haven't
really hung out socially before,
you should know, we have a few rules.
Ok...
We all stick to one drink maximum.
We don't dress like sluts.
We don't hook up with randos.
And if there's dancing, we don't
use any of our patent moves,
those are exclusive to the team.
And if anybody breaks the
code, they're kicked off.
But thanks for having us over!
Hey, uh, where is she?
You don't think she'd,
like, bail on us, do you?
Nah, it's just Lou... this is
how she rolls. She'll be here.
Hey, man. Can I have a sip?
- What the... ?
- What's wrong with you?!
Get outta here. Go.
Yeah, toilet won't flush.
Great. And thank you for telling
us that after you used it.
You're welcome!
Well, don't let anyone in.
I'm gonna go get a plunger.
Hey. Is Jude here?
Um, upstairs. Hurry. Hurry!
See, this is why I didn't
want anyone using the bathroom.
Nope.
I take it back, that is why.
Ok, that brings the
count to two hand-holds,
three kisses, one butt-grab,
and one "so deep it looked like he
was gonna eat her head" make out.
Ok, I'm bored. This is worse
than when my dad watches golf.
Oh. I don't know... that ping
pong game looked kinda funny.
Well, maybe we should play a game, too.
I could be into that.
Oh, uh, ok. I'll go check the game closet?
What about... spin the bottle?
Um... we don't have a bottle.
There's an app for that.
Well, there are only three of us.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- What are you... ?
- I told my dad I wanted to come over.
And he said it was ok?
I didn't ask him if it was ok.
So, you guys are having a party?
We are... now that there are four of us.
Sorry. I didn't see anyone was in here.
Have you seen a cooler anywhere?
Hey, are you ok?
My boyfriend and I broke up.
Seriously? That sucks.
For what it's worth my girlfriend
just broke up with me too, so...
I get it.
Emma?
Well, that was dumb of her.
You're hot.
I could say the same about you.
So, why did this idiot break up with you?
He said it's because I was too needy.
But, honestly?
I think it's just because he
wanted to hook up with older girls.
He's in college.
What about you?
Well, we weren't really a good match.
So...
I probably look like such a mess right now.
Is my mascara running?
A little.
- Will you get it?
- Here.
Uh, toilet's out of order.
What about our bathroom?
No. No one goes upstairs.
What about if I like just
pee in the kitchen sink?
I mean... sure?
All right, fine. Five minutes
but just her, OK? No one else.
Hey! No, no, no. Take it outside!
Ok, so you have to kiss
whoever the bottle points to.
Those are the rules. Maddie, you're first.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Ok, who's next! Jude?
Um, sure, just... gimme two secs?
Oh! Sorry, I didn't
know anyone was in here.
It's ok. You gotta go? It's all yours.
Psst...
What's... going on?
I don't think your
friend's feeling very well.
Hey! Off the swing!
It's not a playground!
- Where's Kaitlyn?
- Um... she already came down.
- You didn't see her?
- No.
Hmm. That's weird.
Wait here.
Whooo!
- I like this ride!
- Yeah, well, ride's over.
- Come on, we gotta go downstairs.
- Aw, you're no fun.
Yep. Been hearing that all night. Come on.
- Let's go.
- Ok.
- Wait.
- What?
- Wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, they've got lesbian porn.
How does Breakfast On Tiffany sound?
That sounds horrifying.
Oh, come on, it'll help get us in the mood.
Please. No bigger turn off than two
straight girls in stilettos pretending,
for men, that they're hot for each other.
Gimme a break.
Ok.
So how was your massage? Was it good?
- It was pretty good.
- Yeah? Cool.
How about you, how was
your interview with Inka?
- My what?
- You seemed more interested in her life story
than anything I've had to say lately.
I was just making conversation.
During a couples massage?
Yeah, well, as soon as she heard we were
a couple'a lesbians that
shut her up, didn't it?
Where are you going?
I'm gonna take a bath.
I'm so sorry. I had no
idea how drunk she was.
Just tell her friends that
she came with to take her home.
I can't do that. None of
the girls on the dance team
can see her like this, she
can get kicked off the team.
- Why?
- Because of the code.
- Code?
- Yeah, the code. You're not allowed...
Actually, I don't care. Just
tell Wyatt to take her home.
Ok, come on.
I'm looking for my son, Connor.
Are Jude's parents even here?
Oh yeah, yeah. They're... they're out back.
Well, is Connor here?
You know, I don't know.
Well, you mind letting
me go take a look around?
Wha's happening?
Stay.
Uh, Connor's dad is here!
Wait, why would Connor's dad
be here? Connor's not here.
Ok, Connor, your turn.
We don't have to kiss, do we?
Well, those are the rules.
Fine.
No, this is dumb.
- We should stop.
- No, it's cool.
Let's just do it.
Connor, your dad's here!
Oh, my God, he cannot find me here.
Why not?
I snuck out.
I've actually only been
up here a couple of times,
so I can't...
- Where's Connor?
- I dunno.
I thought he wasn't allowed to come over.
I'm just hanging with my girls.
Hey, where have you
been? This was your idea.
And in case you've forgotten,
I'm risking my ass to do this.
Cool it, Beethoven.
We'll start in a minute.
Well, contrary to what you might think,
you're not talented
enough to make people wait.
Really?
Well, contrary to what you might think,
you're not a member of this band
and we don't need you or
your big fat classical ego.
Well, then why are we even doing this?
You know what, we're not. Peace.
Ok. You need to get everybody
out of the house now.
How am I supposed to do that, Callie?
- I can't just...
- Play.
Ok. That's why they're all here, isn't it?
So if you start playing they
will come outside and listen.
Well, Lou just bailed, so I...
So play without her,
ok? But play something,
or I swear I'll call the police
and shut this party down myself!
Mind if I join you?
Listen, I thought about
what you said and...
you're right.
We should watch Breakfast On Tiffany.
You know what, I think...
we should just go home.
All right, what's wrong?
We need to connect.
- I am trying.
- No, you're not.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to talk to me.
About something other
than money or the kids.
Why don't you talk to me?
Because half the time I really
don't think you're listening.
So, when I don't talk, it's my fault.
And when you don't talk it's my fault, too.
I get it. It's all on me.
I'm the one failing in this relationship.
I didn't say that.
Well, that's how it feels.
Ok, back downstairs. Now!
- Go.
- All right.
Come on, let's go. Whatever.
Hey, I thought you left.
That's what Brandon said anyway.
Brandon.
He always been such a pompous ass?
You know, he acts like he's
doing us some big frickin' favor.
Guess all these...
ribbons and trophies have
really gone to his head?
Brandon's not pompous.
So he's just an ass?
You know, to be honest, I'm
surprised this didn't go to his head.
He was brilliant. Like,
really, majorly brilliant.
He even got into the junior symphony.
Was brilliant?
Yeah, he... got beaten up.
His hand was shattered
and he lost all this.
He'll never play classical
piano again, not like he used to.
Brandon's not doing you a
favor. You're doing him one.
Hey, has anyone seen Kaitlyn?
Anyone?
Sing something already!
Dude, do you sing?
I do, but...
unless you want, like, a sonata,
I kinda only know one song.
Play it, we'll follow.
♪ I took you at your word ♪
♪ When you said you
would steal my heart ♪
♪ And yeah, this might sound absurd ♪
♪ But would be my thief ♪
♪ Take all of me, every part ♪
♪ I think we might be outlaws ♪
♪ I think I might be in love ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm all out of
reasons, like seasons ♪
♪ Winter, summer, fall,
they're all washed up ♪
♪ If you're still way over there ♪
♪ Maybe slide on in by my side ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just an outlaw ♪
♪ Wanted if you want me ♪
♪ I think we might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ Might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ I think I might be in love ♪
- ♪ Might be in love ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm all out of reasons, like seasons ♪
♪ Winter, summer, fall,
they're all washed up ♪
♪ If you're still way over there ♪
- ♪ Maybe slide on in by my side ♪
- ♪ By my side ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just an outlaw ♪
♪ Wanted if you want me ♪
♪ I love you everyday and every night ♪
♪ Lock me up for good ♪
♪ Up for good ♪
♪ Right here in your arms ♪
♪ In your arms ♪
♪ You vandalize my neighborhood ♪
♪ With your piercing eyes ♪
- ♪ And devilish charm ♪
- ♪ And devilish charm ♪
♪ I think we might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ Might be outlaws ♪
- ♪ I think I might be in love ♪
- ♪ Might be in love ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm all out of reasons, like seasons ♪
♪ Winter, summer, fall,
they're all washed up ♪
♪ If you're still way over there ♪
They're really good together.
- ♪ Maybe slide on in by my side ♪
- Yeah, they are.
♪ 'Cause I'm just an outlaw ♪
♪ Wanted if you want me ♪
♪ I love you everyday and every night ♪
Wait, wait a second.
Everything ok?
Oh yeah, I just...
Got a condom?
I'll be right back.
You know, it's not all on you, ok?
It's on me, too.
When we got married, that
night and the next morning...
... I felt like we were...
... we were more in love than ever.
Like we were just zipped
up in the same skin.
I have never felt so happy...
... so close to you.
I want that feeling back.
I want us back.
I know that we can't always be as
connected as we were on our wedding night.
But you can't blame me
for wishing that we could.
And for missing you.
I miss you too.
And I'm sorry.
I get so stressed and
worried about everything
that I forget how important it is
for us to take care of each other.
And I know we make these
promises all the time, but
I'm gonna do better.
Ok? I'm gonna do better.
It's Jesus.
Hi baby, is everything ok?
♪ And we ♪
♪ Like a sweet piece of candy ♪
- Thank God. Kaitlyn!
- ♪ Honey, drop the melodrama ♪
♪ Tonight and do something crazy ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ All I see is your face ♪
♪ All over my face ♪
♪ Let the beat run out ♪
♪ Hear the city turn down ♪
♪ All I need are your
lips like this on mine ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
♪ All I see is your... ♪
You ok?
Yeah, I just...
I've never done anything like this before.
I know people say that,
but I actually mean it.
I haven't either.
You're only the second guy I've been with.
You're my second, too...
... girl. I haven't been with any guys.
So, can I call you? Can I have your number?
I'd like that.
- Hey, that was...
- No need to gloat.
You were right.
Dude, we have a serious problem.
I just butt-dialed Mama and she
called me back and left a message.
What should I do?
Um, Moms are calling me.
What do I do? What do I do?!
You guys, Lena is calling me.
Answer it, now!
Shut up!
Hey, what's up?
Nope, everyone's fine, why?
Oh, really? Um...
Well, we were just watching some dumb action
movie with the volume all the way up, so...
maybe that's why nobody heard your calls.
Yeah, no, everyone's here.
- Hey.
- Hey, Moms!
Hi, Moms!
Where's Jude?
Uh, Jude? Jude is... in the bathroom
he'll be right back.
What were you guys watching?
It wasn't some violent
shoot 'em up, was it?
No, no. It was um, it was just...
The Fast And The 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Hi, Moms. Sorry, I was
playing video games...
in the bathroom. On Callie's phone.
I thought we were
talking on Callie's phone?
That's my phone, Jude! Geez. Ask next time!
All right, don't go to
bed too late, you guys.
We won't.
Good night. Love you.
Good night.
- You think they bought it?
- They better have.
Don't go thanking me
all at once, or anything.
Well, at least nothing horrible happened...
so can we just get everyone
out of here, please?
Yep. You got it.
Yeah, ten bucks says
they're having a party.
Oh, so now we're just throwing money away?
I'm serious. Yeah, ok. What do you think?
I think they said everyone
was fine, so, everyone is fine.
Fine.
But you probably want to go home anyway?
- So we can just pack up...
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, look, they are
obviously still alive, right?
And if they're having a party,
we will certainly find
out about it soon enough.
In the meantime, why don't
we have one of our own?
Kick off our shoes. Oh, oh. Just like that.
And we'll dance... What?
Our son basically signed
us up for AARP this morning.
So we can either roll
with it, or we can dance.
Come on.
So? Was it "excellent", like you wanted?
Meh... not really.
I spent the whole night
cleaning up after everyone.
I felt like such a mom.
The dance girls?
Yeah. I just... I don't get it.
Kaitlyn made this huge deal
about all these rules they had.
And then no one seemed to care when they
basically broke every single one of them.
And if I hadn't been
babysitting them the whole night,
I could've actually had a good time.
Maybe I could've broken
a rule or two myself.
That's a bad idea.
Their rules, whatever they are,
they still apply to you,
because of who you are.
Why, because I'm Latina?
No, because you're not like those girls,
and you never will be.
Don't you know that?
So Connor snuck out, huh?
Well, his dad seemed pretty mad.
Um. Yeah, his... dad
doesn't really like me.
Why not?
What are we gonna tell Moms?
Um, maybe a bird flew through the window?
What, like a pterodactyl? No, they're
gonna know that we had a party.
I could fix it.
I worked last summer in construction.
Plating a window's not
that hard. All we gotta do
is get the glass
first-thing in the morning.
Then I can just pop it in and glaze it.
Glaze it?
I'm not just a bouncer, you know.
How can I help?
You got a broom and dustpan?
Hey, so... listen, I'm
sorry you had to be, like,
the Gestapo tonight. I should never have...
Sucks being the responsible one.
Yeah. Tell me about it.
It was worth it, though.
Getting to hear you play again.
That first song.
Um...
I know that's, like, ours.
The only reason I played it was because...
Because it's good. And you knew
they'd love it. And they did.
You don't have to say that.
I know. Brandon, you're really good.
And, with you, that band
could really be something.
Thanks.
For being such a good... sister.
- They're here, everyone.
- Come on, they're here.
- Hey!
- Welcome back!
Well, hey, what's going on?
Nothing. We all just wanted to be
here when you got home, that's all.
Yeah, we missed you!
Aw, we missed you too, munchkin.
Lemme take this.
Well, isn't that nice.
So how was it? What'd
you do? Was it romantic?
Actually, it was.
- We, uh, started...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't wanna hear about it.
We haven't even said anything.
Ok, so, what about you
guys? How was your night?
Uh, uneventful.
It was super mell...