The Fairly OddParents (2001–2017): Season 1, Episode 7 - Christmas Every Day! - full transcript
When Timmy wishes that Christmas would repeat, what could possibly go wrong? much. Can he simply wish to undo his first wish? no way. What will Timmy do, to fix the problems of repeating? How will he stop those who want to cancel Christmas forever?
♪ Timmy is an average kid
that no one understands ♪
♪ Mom and Dad and Vicky
always giving him commands ♪
>> Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom
up in his room ♪
♪ Is broken instantly ♪
♪ By his magic little fish
who grant his every wish ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality... ♪
♪ They are his OddParents ♪
♪ Fairly OddParents ♪
>> Wands and wings!
>> Floaty crown-y things.
♪ OddParents ♪
♪ Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod ♪
♪ Buff bod, hotrod ♪
>> Obtuse, rubber goose,
green moose, guava juice,
giant snake, birthday cake,
large fry, chocolate shake!
♪ OddParents Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ It flips your lid ♪
♪ When you are the kid
with Fairly OddParents ♪
>> Yeah, right!
(Sleigh bells ringing)
(Sleigh bells ringing)
♪ On the first day
of Christmas ♪
♪ My true love gave to me ♪
♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪
>> CHET UBETCHA: Yes, with the
partridge and pear tree
shortage over, it's Christmas
time again.
Good evening, Dimmsdale.
It's Christmas, and I'm Chet
Ubetcha.
Yes, Christmas.
(Cheering and applause)
(Jackhammer pounding)
Better than Easter, more loving
than Valentine's Day, and
nowhere near as useless as
Arbor Day.
Even the bitterest of enemies
have put their differences
aside as everyone anxiously
prepares for the arrival of
"Santy" Claus.
I'm Chet Ubetcha saying I
ho-ho-hope you have a Merry
Christmas.
>> Ugh!
>> What's wrong, Timmy?
>> Merry Christmas, Cosmo--
That he never had to spend
Christmas Eve with Vicky.
>> Hey, Frosty the Snow-Twerp!
Got some more fruitcakes for you
to wrap.
>> Come on, sport, cheer up.
>> I can't, Wanda.
Every Christmas Eve I'm stuck
doing whatever Vicky tells me to
do.
>> I know- remember last
Christmas when she sold you and
your friends as ice sculptures?
>> Ooh-hoo-hoo!
I'll take the Chester and AJ ice
sculptures.
Timmy will love these!
>> So cold.
I'm free!
So cold.
Man, every Christmas Eve my
parents are out shopping and I'm
stuck here with Vicky.
But it's worth it, because
tomorrow is Christmas- the
greatest day ever!
>> Incoming!
>> That's the last one.
>> Who are all these gifts for?
>> Nobody- I just like making
you work.
(Fire crackling)
>> Merry Christmas, Timmy.
>> We're ho-ho-home!
(Both laughing)
Oh, I'm in the spirit.
(Electrical crackling)
>> Merry Christmas, Mr. and Mrs.
Turner.
>> Is it time for a Christmas
bonus?
>> Yep, this year you get to
leave early!
>> MRS. TURNER: Bye, Vicky.
>> Wow, a Vicky snowman!
(Torch hissing)
>> Vicky is gone!
>> Which means it's time to
decorate the house.
♪
>> All right!
Tomorrow is Christmas!
You don't have to work or shop
or do anything that would make
you bring Vicky back here,
right?
>> Nope, all we have to do
tomorrow is be with you, Timmy.
>> And drink eggnog.
I mean, be with you, Noggy.
>> Come on, come on!
(Rooster crowing)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
(Snoring)
>> Egg nog, eggnog.
>> Merry Christmas!
>> Mine!
I mean, "Minely" Christmas,
Timmy.
>> Come on, come on!
Let's go see what Santa brought.
(Gasping)
Whoa, it's amazing.
And I don't have to share any of
this!
I love being an only child.
Geronimo!
>> Mine!
(Sonar beeping)
>> I love the smell of Christmas
in the morning.
(Helicopter blades whirring)
>> Dive, dive, dive!
♪ Christmas Day
is here once more ♪
♪ Gifts and love
and joy galore ♪
♪ A special day
that wipes the floor ♪
♪ With the other 364 ♪
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause Santa brings gifts
every year ♪
♪ He's reading my list
he's feeding the deer ♪
♪ He's hauling my gifts
from the North Pole to here ♪
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause every
other holiday reeks ♪
♪ New Year's Eve
is for Mom and Dad ♪
♪ The Easter Bunny's eggs
smell really bad ♪
♪ Valentine's Day
always makes me sad ♪
♪ 'Cause Timmy just can't
get a girlfriend ♪
>> What?
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause nice fairies
get their rewards ♪
♪ I got pudding I got slacks ♪
♪ I got all my back hair waxed ♪
♪ Santa grants wishes
while we relax ♪
♪ And Timmy still can't get
a girlfriend ♪
Stop that!
♪ There's just no other day
like Christmas ♪
♪ My family stays here
it's real cool ♪
♪ Just me Mom and Dad ♪
♪ I'm so very glad
there's no Vicky no Vicky ♪
♪ No school ♪
>> And no Vicky!
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ Then I'd get
the best gift of all ♪
♪ My parents stay home to say
we love you Noggy ♪
>> Mine!
♪ Wouldn't Christmas each day
be the coolest of all ♪
♪ I wish it were Christmas
how I wish it were Christmas ♪
♪ I wish it were Christmas
each day ♪
(Snoring)
>> Well, he said "I wish."
>> I know.
(Clock beeping)
I just wish he didn't.
(Rooster crowing)
>> It's Christmas!
Again!
(Snoring)
>> Egg nog, eggnog.
>> Merry Christmas, again!
>> But, honey, you have to go to
school and we have to go to
work.
>> No, you don't- look!
♪ On the second day
of Christmas ♪
♪ My true love gave to me ♪
♪ Two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree ♪
>> Well, okay.
>> The calendar has never lied
to me yet.
>> See, Santa came, again!
It's Christmas, again!
Geronimo!
Again!
Cosmo, Wanda, you did it!
It's Christmas, again.
>> Well, that was one big wish
you made, sport.
>> But there's something we
really should tell you.
>> I've never been happier!
So, what were you going to say?
>> Uh, dive, dive, dive!
(Toy train whistle blowing)
>> MRS. TURNER: We hope you
enjoyed your second day of
Christmas, Timmy.
>> These have been the best two
Christmases ever!
Wouldn't it be great if we could
be together like this all the
time?
>> It sure would, Timmy, but
your mother and I have to work.
Eggnog doesn't buy itself, you
know.
No, you don't.
>> If it kept being Christmas
I just don't know what we'd do.
>> We'd probably panic!
Well, good night.
>> It's Christmas!
>> Again?
>> It's Christmas!
>> Again?
>> Geronimo!
Oof!
Hey, this is a toy puddle.
Where's my toy ocean?
>> WANDA: Well, you know, Timmy,
I'm sure Santa is doing the best
he can.
>> He's never had to make toys
for this many Christmases
before.
>> Well, honey, if we're going
to have a fourth day of
Christmas, I have to get more
eggnog- and I'm good with that.
Oh, thanks, Lockjaw.
All right- nog!
♪ It's the 15th day
of Christmas ♪
♪ And my true love gave to me ♪
>> Pants?
>> Uh, yeah, pants- okay.
>> Wow, 15 Christmases and
counting.
>> I know.
This is the best!
Right?
>> CHET: This is the worst!
It's ho-ho-horrible.
As Christmas enters its third
week, the world screams,
"Christmas is entering its
third week!"
Because it's still Christmas,
the banks are still closed.
>> We want money!
>> To buy eggnog!
>> Stores are closed.
>> We want food!
>> And eggnog!
To buy!
>> And the schools remain
closed.
>> I'm good with this.
>> Everywhere, adults are doing
all that they can to prevent
yet another visit from Santa,
and military forces across the
globe remain on high alert.
(Sleigh bells ringing)
>> Deploy the decoy chimney!
(Electric lights buzzing)
Release the cookies and milk!
(Whirring)
Everybody pretend to be asleep!
>> I hope I get a football.
("Jingle Bells" playing)
>> Mmm, cookies!
>> What is the matter with you
people?
I'm just doing my job.
>> As the world falls apart at
the seams, people everywhere
are asking, "Who is responsible
for this and how can we tear
them limb from limb?"
>> Uh, are you thinking what I'm
thinking?
>> Yeah, he's cute when he's
angry.
>> That may be true, but I think
the world has had enough
Christmas for one year.
I wish it wasn't Christmas
anymore.
>> Uh, we can't do that, Timmy.
We don't have enough power.
>> What do you mean?
What's going on?
Who are you guys?
>> I'm the Easter Bunny.
These are the other holidays,
and you in a lot of trouble,
kid.
>> I'm in trouble?
What did I do?
>> Your stupid
Christmas-every-day wish means
the rest of us holidays don't
get to deliver joy to the kids
of the world ever again.
>> Who are you brightly
coloured freaks?
>> I'm the Easter Bunny; that's
Baby New Year.
>> Goo.
>> It's going to be a big year.
Cupid, from Valentine's Day.
>> Sometimes love hurts!
>> And please give it up for the
comedy stylings of the April
Fool.
>> Pull my finger and perish!
(Drum roll & cymbal sounding)
(Canned laughing)
>> And that's Halloweenie Dog.
(Barking)
>> That's not the spirit of
Halloween.
>> All right, he's my dog.
I just hate to travel without
him.
Yes, I do, yes, I do.
>> What do you second-rate
not-Christmas holidays want with
our Timmy?
>> He better "unwish" that wish
or he's going to get an egg
where the sun don't shine.
>> You mean the closet?
>> But there's nothing we can
do- we don't have enough magic
left.
>> What?
>> Timmy, there's something you
didn't know when you made your
wish.
Giving gifts to everyone in the
world takes a lot of magic, so
every Christmas Eve all us
fairies in Fairy World get
together and transfer most of
our magic to the one man on
Earth that needs it the most-
Santa Claus!
(Electricity crackling)
(Phone ringing)
>> Well, I don't care- it's
"Ho-ho-ho," not "Ho-ho-who."
Fix the sign.
>> COMPUTER: You've got magic.
>> Ho!
Ho!
Holy mackerel!
I'm jolly again!
>> When Christmas is over, the
magic comes back to us.
But now, because it's Christmas
every day, it won't.
>> We're practically powerless.
>> Because of this kid, it's
always going to be Christmas.
>> Which means we don't get to
share our holidays with the
kids- what's up with that?
>> I just wanted more toys and
to spend more time with my mom
and dad, and now everybody is so
sick of Christmas they even want
to get rid of Santa.
>> He's right!
As long as Santa is around, this
could happen again.
>> Right- all we need to do is
banish Santa to the imaginary
day of February 33rd and get rid
of him for good.
But to do that, we'll need a
little magic.
>> Hey!
>> EASTER BUNNY: Yeah, and you
two are a little magic.
>> I'll be here all week.
I'll be here all week.
>> Okay, let's get hopping.
>> Santa is in trouble, and it's
all my fault!
Got to get to the North Pole.
("Pop Goes the Weasel"
playing in Jack-in-the-box)
>> Ugh, this is hopeless.
There's nothing here that'll
help me get to the North Pole.
>> MR. TURNER: Darn it, I've
looked under this high-speed
snowmobile, portable power
generator, all this survival
gear, a detailed map from our
house to the North Pole so
simple that even a 10-year-old
child could read, and I can't
find the eggnog anywhere!
>> This trip could be
potentially dangerous, even
life-threatening.
Cool!
But in case I don't die, I
better have a backup plan.
"Santa's in trouble and I'm off
to the North Pole to help.
If you see me, wish me luck.
And help me!
Don't just stand there and
stare- help me, help me!
Merry Christmas again,
Timmy Turner."
"Timmy's Log.
Stardate, Christmas.
Feels like I've been gone for
weeks, and at this speed, I'll
be there in no time."
(Engine coughing)
I'm out of gas!
>> RANCH GIRL: Welcome to Butte,
the Gas Capital of Montana.
Got your message on the
Internet, Timmy Turner.
Think it's mighty fine what
you're doing for Santa.
Merry Christmas, or as we say in
Montana, you're standin' in cow
manure.
>> Awesome!
"Timmy's log.
Stardate, Christmas.
No food.
So hungry must eat logbook."
>> CHILDREN: Bonjour.
>> Are you ze one zey call Timmy
Turner?
>> Uh, oui.
>> We got your message on the
Internet, even here in Northern
Québec.
>> We wish you luck in your
mission.
>> Merci!
You can keep the snails.
I made it all the way across the
ocean to Greenland and nothing
bad happened!
(Roaring)
Well, that's inconvenient.
>> APRIL FOOL: Greenland-
it's not green and there's no
land- what's up with that?
>> Just one country away from
getting rid of Santa for good!
>> Yeah, and then we'll be able
to create our own super holiday.
Hall-New-Easter-Weenentine Day!
>> Hall-New-Easter-Weenentine
Day?
>> I didn't think you'd
remember.
>> Hey, who the heck is that?
>> Hi.
Am I too late to get Santa?
>> Who are you?
>> I'm a holiday, like you.
I'm, uh, Birthday Boy.
>> Hop in.
>> I do the hopping around here.
>> No more toys for girls and
boys!
No more toys for girls and boys!
>> SANTA: These toys stink!
I'm running out of creative
ideas.
>> Kris, you're working yourself
to death.
>> I don't care, honey.
As long as it's Christmas and
I've got the magic, I have to
give the children what they've
wished for.
>> Psst- Cosmo, Wanda!
>> Timmy?
>> No, Timmy has a pink hat.
That's Birthday Boy.
>> Listen, I've got to get to
Santa before they do, but I'm
going to need help.
>> But we don't have any magic.
>> But you do have those.
>> EASTER BUNNY: Hey!
These tires were flattened with
two fairy godparent crowns.
Who could have done that,
and where's your diaper?
>> This diaper may be stinky,
but it sure is fast.
I'm travelling at the speed of
smell!
(Thudding)
Santa, we've got to get you out
of here.
>> Who are you, and why do you
smell like a dirty diaper?
>> I'm Timmy Turner, the dope
who wished it would be Christmas
every day.
>> Well, son, wanting peace and
joy in the world each and every
day is a wonderful sentiment.
>> But you're getting coal for
the rest of your life.
>> COMPUTER: You've got coal.
>> Fine- I don't care if I never
another decent present again.
You've both in a lot of danger,
and--
Oh, no, they're here!
>> What are you lesser holidays
doing here?
>> We want to stop Christmas and
we're here for the magic.
Get him!
Darn it- mistletoe.
>> I like you as a friend.
You're a good person.
>> You've jingled your last
bell, bub!
Get him!
>> Hey, they're using us like
sponges to absorb the magic from
Santa!
>> I find no joy in this.
Losing holiday spirit.
>> He's weakening.
What's up with that?
>> Not so jolly now, huh,
Crinkle?
New Year, hit me.
>> Oh, no!
(Cackling)
>> When this double Grade A egg
explodes, it'll blow you to
February 33rd, which does not
exist- then Christmas will never
come again!
>> No, leave him alone!
It's not his fault.
I'll never let you hurt Santa!
>> How you going to stop us,
huh?
You're just one little kid.
>> RANCH GIRL: No, he ain't.
He's just the kid who got here
first.
(Whinnying)
>> Wow, it's every web-enabled
kid in the world!
(Whooping)
>> We can't fight kids, can we?
>> No, we wanted Santa gone so
we could bring our own
holiday-specific joy to
children.
>> So they'd love us, too.
That's what's up with that.
>> But we do love you guys.
>> Really?
>> What's up with that?
>> Hey!
>> Just, you know, not as much.
I mean, Santa brings us toys and
Christmas brings our families
together.
>> Birthday Boy has got a point.
All I do is leave eggs that go
bad if you don't find 'em.
>> And all I do is get kids to
play horrible pranks on one
another.
>> Yeah, but I make kids fall
in love with each other.
>> Ew!
>> Point taken.
>> We're sorry, Santa.
We were both stupid and jealous.
>> Yay, Santa!
>> Can you ever forgive us?
>> I don't have time to forgive
you- tomorrow is Christmas
again, and as long as it's still
Christmas I have to give the
kids what they wish for!
>> That's it!
That's how we fix this.
Do you know why it'll be
Christmas again tomorrow?
Because we keep telling Santa we
want some toy or doll or some
stupid thing.
And Christmas Day, Santa grants
our wishes, whatever they may
be.
But if every kid in the world
wished for it to be the day
after Christmas, that's what
Santa would have to bring to us-
December 26th.
Quick, everyone write Santa a
letter!
Tell him you wish it were the
day after Christmas.
♪ I wished every day
would be Christmas ♪
♪ Jeepers how foolish I was ♪
♪ It isn't a gift
it isn't a toy ♪
♪ It's the family and friends
that I really enjoy ♪
♪ I wish that tomorrow
weren't Christmas ♪
♪ But I wish that the feeling
would stay ♪
♪ 'Cause Christmas can always
be there in your heart ♪
♪ And never be locked
to just one single day ♪
♪ It's great that
tomorrow ain't Christmas ♪
♪ In Dimmsdale
and London and Rome ♪
♪ If I had just one wish
I think it'd be this ♪
♪ I really just want to
go home now ♪
I really just wish I were home.
Mom, Dad, wake up!
It's not Christmas anymore!
>> It's not?
>> Yes, the endless Christmas is
finally over.
People across the globe are
slowly returning to their
everyday lives.
And the bitterest of enemies
gladly return to being the
bitterest of enemies.
>> It's a miracle!
>> What's that awful smell?
Hey, an egg fell out of Timmy's
noggin.
>> Egg noggin.
>> Mine!
>> WANDA: "And furthermore,
under no circumstances is any
fairy allowed to grant an 'I
wish it was Christmas every da''
wish ever again.
>> Wow, they added a new rule.
You really got to mess up big
time to make that happen.
>> We're proud of you, Timmy.
>> Thanks, guys.
>> Now, all we have to do is
make amends to Santa for making
him work so hard.
>> How do we do that?
>> How many houses do we have to
hit?
>> All of them.
Merry Christmas, Noggy!
>> Merry Christmas to all,
and to all--
>> Once per year!
♪
that no one understands ♪
♪ Mom and Dad and Vicky
always giving him commands ♪
>> Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom
up in his room ♪
♪ Is broken instantly ♪
♪ By his magic little fish
who grant his every wish ♪
♪ 'Cause in reality... ♪
♪ They are his OddParents ♪
♪ Fairly OddParents ♪
>> Wands and wings!
>> Floaty crown-y things.
♪ OddParents ♪
♪ Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod ♪
♪ Buff bod, hotrod ♪
>> Obtuse, rubber goose,
green moose, guava juice,
giant snake, birthday cake,
large fry, chocolate shake!
♪ OddParents Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ It flips your lid ♪
♪ When you are the kid
with Fairly OddParents ♪
>> Yeah, right!
(Sleigh bells ringing)
(Sleigh bells ringing)
♪ On the first day
of Christmas ♪
♪ My true love gave to me ♪
♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪
>> CHET UBETCHA: Yes, with the
partridge and pear tree
shortage over, it's Christmas
time again.
Good evening, Dimmsdale.
It's Christmas, and I'm Chet
Ubetcha.
Yes, Christmas.
(Cheering and applause)
(Jackhammer pounding)
Better than Easter, more loving
than Valentine's Day, and
nowhere near as useless as
Arbor Day.
Even the bitterest of enemies
have put their differences
aside as everyone anxiously
prepares for the arrival of
"Santy" Claus.
I'm Chet Ubetcha saying I
ho-ho-hope you have a Merry
Christmas.
>> Ugh!
>> What's wrong, Timmy?
>> Merry Christmas, Cosmo--
That he never had to spend
Christmas Eve with Vicky.
>> Hey, Frosty the Snow-Twerp!
Got some more fruitcakes for you
to wrap.
>> Come on, sport, cheer up.
>> I can't, Wanda.
Every Christmas Eve I'm stuck
doing whatever Vicky tells me to
do.
>> I know- remember last
Christmas when she sold you and
your friends as ice sculptures?
>> Ooh-hoo-hoo!
I'll take the Chester and AJ ice
sculptures.
Timmy will love these!
>> So cold.
I'm free!
So cold.
Man, every Christmas Eve my
parents are out shopping and I'm
stuck here with Vicky.
But it's worth it, because
tomorrow is Christmas- the
greatest day ever!
>> Incoming!
>> That's the last one.
>> Who are all these gifts for?
>> Nobody- I just like making
you work.
(Fire crackling)
>> Merry Christmas, Timmy.
>> We're ho-ho-home!
(Both laughing)
Oh, I'm in the spirit.
(Electrical crackling)
>> Merry Christmas, Mr. and Mrs.
Turner.
>> Is it time for a Christmas
bonus?
>> Yep, this year you get to
leave early!
>> MRS. TURNER: Bye, Vicky.
>> Wow, a Vicky snowman!
(Torch hissing)
>> Vicky is gone!
>> Which means it's time to
decorate the house.
♪
>> All right!
Tomorrow is Christmas!
You don't have to work or shop
or do anything that would make
you bring Vicky back here,
right?
>> Nope, all we have to do
tomorrow is be with you, Timmy.
>> And drink eggnog.
I mean, be with you, Noggy.
>> Come on, come on!
(Rooster crowing)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
(Snoring)
>> Egg nog, eggnog.
>> Merry Christmas!
>> Mine!
I mean, "Minely" Christmas,
Timmy.
>> Come on, come on!
Let's go see what Santa brought.
(Gasping)
Whoa, it's amazing.
And I don't have to share any of
this!
I love being an only child.
Geronimo!
>> Mine!
(Sonar beeping)
>> I love the smell of Christmas
in the morning.
(Helicopter blades whirring)
>> Dive, dive, dive!
♪ Christmas Day
is here once more ♪
♪ Gifts and love
and joy galore ♪
♪ A special day
that wipes the floor ♪
♪ With the other 364 ♪
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause Santa brings gifts
every year ♪
♪ He's reading my list
he's feeding the deer ♪
♪ He's hauling my gifts
from the North Pole to here ♪
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause every
other holiday reeks ♪
♪ New Year's Eve
is for Mom and Dad ♪
♪ The Easter Bunny's eggs
smell really bad ♪
♪ Valentine's Day
always makes me sad ♪
♪ 'Cause Timmy just can't
get a girlfriend ♪
>> What?
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ 'Cause nice fairies
get their rewards ♪
♪ I got pudding I got slacks ♪
♪ I got all my back hair waxed ♪
♪ Santa grants wishes
while we relax ♪
♪ And Timmy still can't get
a girlfriend ♪
Stop that!
♪ There's just no other day
like Christmas ♪
♪ My family stays here
it's real cool ♪
♪ Just me Mom and Dad ♪
♪ I'm so very glad
there's no Vicky no Vicky ♪
♪ No school ♪
>> And no Vicky!
♪ I wish every day
could be Christmas ♪
♪ Then I'd get
the best gift of all ♪
♪ My parents stay home to say
we love you Noggy ♪
>> Mine!
♪ Wouldn't Christmas each day
be the coolest of all ♪
♪ I wish it were Christmas
how I wish it were Christmas ♪
♪ I wish it were Christmas
each day ♪
(Snoring)
>> Well, he said "I wish."
>> I know.
(Clock beeping)
I just wish he didn't.
(Rooster crowing)
>> It's Christmas!
Again!
(Snoring)
>> Egg nog, eggnog.
>> Merry Christmas, again!
>> But, honey, you have to go to
school and we have to go to
work.
>> No, you don't- look!
♪ On the second day
of Christmas ♪
♪ My true love gave to me ♪
♪ Two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree ♪
>> Well, okay.
>> The calendar has never lied
to me yet.
>> See, Santa came, again!
It's Christmas, again!
Geronimo!
Again!
Cosmo, Wanda, you did it!
It's Christmas, again.
>> Well, that was one big wish
you made, sport.
>> But there's something we
really should tell you.
>> I've never been happier!
So, what were you going to say?
>> Uh, dive, dive, dive!
(Toy train whistle blowing)
>> MRS. TURNER: We hope you
enjoyed your second day of
Christmas, Timmy.
>> These have been the best two
Christmases ever!
Wouldn't it be great if we could
be together like this all the
time?
>> It sure would, Timmy, but
your mother and I have to work.
Eggnog doesn't buy itself, you
know.
No, you don't.
>> If it kept being Christmas
I just don't know what we'd do.
>> We'd probably panic!
Well, good night.
>> It's Christmas!
>> Again?
>> It's Christmas!
>> Again?
>> Geronimo!
Oof!
Hey, this is a toy puddle.
Where's my toy ocean?
>> WANDA: Well, you know, Timmy,
I'm sure Santa is doing the best
he can.
>> He's never had to make toys
for this many Christmases
before.
>> Well, honey, if we're going
to have a fourth day of
Christmas, I have to get more
eggnog- and I'm good with that.
Oh, thanks, Lockjaw.
All right- nog!
♪ It's the 15th day
of Christmas ♪
♪ And my true love gave to me ♪
>> Pants?
>> Uh, yeah, pants- okay.
>> Wow, 15 Christmases and
counting.
>> I know.
This is the best!
Right?
>> CHET: This is the worst!
It's ho-ho-horrible.
As Christmas enters its third
week, the world screams,
"Christmas is entering its
third week!"
Because it's still Christmas,
the banks are still closed.
>> We want money!
>> To buy eggnog!
>> Stores are closed.
>> We want food!
>> And eggnog!
To buy!
>> And the schools remain
closed.
>> I'm good with this.
>> Everywhere, adults are doing
all that they can to prevent
yet another visit from Santa,
and military forces across the
globe remain on high alert.
(Sleigh bells ringing)
>> Deploy the decoy chimney!
(Electric lights buzzing)
Release the cookies and milk!
(Whirring)
Everybody pretend to be asleep!
>> I hope I get a football.
("Jingle Bells" playing)
>> Mmm, cookies!
>> What is the matter with you
people?
I'm just doing my job.
>> As the world falls apart at
the seams, people everywhere
are asking, "Who is responsible
for this and how can we tear
them limb from limb?"
>> Uh, are you thinking what I'm
thinking?
>> Yeah, he's cute when he's
angry.
>> That may be true, but I think
the world has had enough
Christmas for one year.
I wish it wasn't Christmas
anymore.
>> Uh, we can't do that, Timmy.
We don't have enough power.
>> What do you mean?
What's going on?
Who are you guys?
>> I'm the Easter Bunny.
These are the other holidays,
and you in a lot of trouble,
kid.
>> I'm in trouble?
What did I do?
>> Your stupid
Christmas-every-day wish means
the rest of us holidays don't
get to deliver joy to the kids
of the world ever again.
>> Who are you brightly
coloured freaks?
>> I'm the Easter Bunny; that's
Baby New Year.
>> Goo.
>> It's going to be a big year.
Cupid, from Valentine's Day.
>> Sometimes love hurts!
>> And please give it up for the
comedy stylings of the April
Fool.
>> Pull my finger and perish!
(Drum roll & cymbal sounding)
(Canned laughing)
>> And that's Halloweenie Dog.
(Barking)
>> That's not the spirit of
Halloween.
>> All right, he's my dog.
I just hate to travel without
him.
Yes, I do, yes, I do.
>> What do you second-rate
not-Christmas holidays want with
our Timmy?
>> He better "unwish" that wish
or he's going to get an egg
where the sun don't shine.
>> You mean the closet?
>> But there's nothing we can
do- we don't have enough magic
left.
>> What?
>> Timmy, there's something you
didn't know when you made your
wish.
Giving gifts to everyone in the
world takes a lot of magic, so
every Christmas Eve all us
fairies in Fairy World get
together and transfer most of
our magic to the one man on
Earth that needs it the most-
Santa Claus!
(Electricity crackling)
(Phone ringing)
>> Well, I don't care- it's
"Ho-ho-ho," not "Ho-ho-who."
Fix the sign.
>> COMPUTER: You've got magic.
>> Ho!
Ho!
Holy mackerel!
I'm jolly again!
>> When Christmas is over, the
magic comes back to us.
But now, because it's Christmas
every day, it won't.
>> We're practically powerless.
>> Because of this kid, it's
always going to be Christmas.
>> Which means we don't get to
share our holidays with the
kids- what's up with that?
>> I just wanted more toys and
to spend more time with my mom
and dad, and now everybody is so
sick of Christmas they even want
to get rid of Santa.
>> He's right!
As long as Santa is around, this
could happen again.
>> Right- all we need to do is
banish Santa to the imaginary
day of February 33rd and get rid
of him for good.
But to do that, we'll need a
little magic.
>> Hey!
>> EASTER BUNNY: Yeah, and you
two are a little magic.
>> I'll be here all week.
I'll be here all week.
>> Okay, let's get hopping.
>> Santa is in trouble, and it's
all my fault!
Got to get to the North Pole.
("Pop Goes the Weasel"
playing in Jack-in-the-box)
>> Ugh, this is hopeless.
There's nothing here that'll
help me get to the North Pole.
>> MR. TURNER: Darn it, I've
looked under this high-speed
snowmobile, portable power
generator, all this survival
gear, a detailed map from our
house to the North Pole so
simple that even a 10-year-old
child could read, and I can't
find the eggnog anywhere!
>> This trip could be
potentially dangerous, even
life-threatening.
Cool!
But in case I don't die, I
better have a backup plan.
"Santa's in trouble and I'm off
to the North Pole to help.
If you see me, wish me luck.
And help me!
Don't just stand there and
stare- help me, help me!
Merry Christmas again,
Timmy Turner."
"Timmy's Log.
Stardate, Christmas.
Feels like I've been gone for
weeks, and at this speed, I'll
be there in no time."
(Engine coughing)
I'm out of gas!
>> RANCH GIRL: Welcome to Butte,
the Gas Capital of Montana.
Got your message on the
Internet, Timmy Turner.
Think it's mighty fine what
you're doing for Santa.
Merry Christmas, or as we say in
Montana, you're standin' in cow
manure.
>> Awesome!
"Timmy's log.
Stardate, Christmas.
No food.
So hungry must eat logbook."
>> CHILDREN: Bonjour.
>> Are you ze one zey call Timmy
Turner?
>> Uh, oui.
>> We got your message on the
Internet, even here in Northern
Québec.
>> We wish you luck in your
mission.
>> Merci!
You can keep the snails.
I made it all the way across the
ocean to Greenland and nothing
bad happened!
(Roaring)
Well, that's inconvenient.
>> APRIL FOOL: Greenland-
it's not green and there's no
land- what's up with that?
>> Just one country away from
getting rid of Santa for good!
>> Yeah, and then we'll be able
to create our own super holiday.
Hall-New-Easter-Weenentine Day!
>> Hall-New-Easter-Weenentine
Day?
>> I didn't think you'd
remember.
>> Hey, who the heck is that?
>> Hi.
Am I too late to get Santa?
>> Who are you?
>> I'm a holiday, like you.
I'm, uh, Birthday Boy.
>> Hop in.
>> I do the hopping around here.
>> No more toys for girls and
boys!
No more toys for girls and boys!
>> SANTA: These toys stink!
I'm running out of creative
ideas.
>> Kris, you're working yourself
to death.
>> I don't care, honey.
As long as it's Christmas and
I've got the magic, I have to
give the children what they've
wished for.
>> Psst- Cosmo, Wanda!
>> Timmy?
>> No, Timmy has a pink hat.
That's Birthday Boy.
>> Listen, I've got to get to
Santa before they do, but I'm
going to need help.
>> But we don't have any magic.
>> But you do have those.
>> EASTER BUNNY: Hey!
These tires were flattened with
two fairy godparent crowns.
Who could have done that,
and where's your diaper?
>> This diaper may be stinky,
but it sure is fast.
I'm travelling at the speed of
smell!
(Thudding)
Santa, we've got to get you out
of here.
>> Who are you, and why do you
smell like a dirty diaper?
>> I'm Timmy Turner, the dope
who wished it would be Christmas
every day.
>> Well, son, wanting peace and
joy in the world each and every
day is a wonderful sentiment.
>> But you're getting coal for
the rest of your life.
>> COMPUTER: You've got coal.
>> Fine- I don't care if I never
another decent present again.
You've both in a lot of danger,
and--
Oh, no, they're here!
>> What are you lesser holidays
doing here?
>> We want to stop Christmas and
we're here for the magic.
Get him!
Darn it- mistletoe.
>> I like you as a friend.
You're a good person.
>> You've jingled your last
bell, bub!
Get him!
>> Hey, they're using us like
sponges to absorb the magic from
Santa!
>> I find no joy in this.
Losing holiday spirit.
>> He's weakening.
What's up with that?
>> Not so jolly now, huh,
Crinkle?
New Year, hit me.
>> Oh, no!
(Cackling)
>> When this double Grade A egg
explodes, it'll blow you to
February 33rd, which does not
exist- then Christmas will never
come again!
>> No, leave him alone!
It's not his fault.
I'll never let you hurt Santa!
>> How you going to stop us,
huh?
You're just one little kid.
>> RANCH GIRL: No, he ain't.
He's just the kid who got here
first.
(Whinnying)
>> Wow, it's every web-enabled
kid in the world!
(Whooping)
>> We can't fight kids, can we?
>> No, we wanted Santa gone so
we could bring our own
holiday-specific joy to
children.
>> So they'd love us, too.
That's what's up with that.
>> But we do love you guys.
>> Really?
>> What's up with that?
>> Hey!
>> Just, you know, not as much.
I mean, Santa brings us toys and
Christmas brings our families
together.
>> Birthday Boy has got a point.
All I do is leave eggs that go
bad if you don't find 'em.
>> And all I do is get kids to
play horrible pranks on one
another.
>> Yeah, but I make kids fall
in love with each other.
>> Ew!
>> Point taken.
>> We're sorry, Santa.
We were both stupid and jealous.
>> Yay, Santa!
>> Can you ever forgive us?
>> I don't have time to forgive
you- tomorrow is Christmas
again, and as long as it's still
Christmas I have to give the
kids what they wish for!
>> That's it!
That's how we fix this.
Do you know why it'll be
Christmas again tomorrow?
Because we keep telling Santa we
want some toy or doll or some
stupid thing.
And Christmas Day, Santa grants
our wishes, whatever they may
be.
But if every kid in the world
wished for it to be the day
after Christmas, that's what
Santa would have to bring to us-
December 26th.
Quick, everyone write Santa a
letter!
Tell him you wish it were the
day after Christmas.
♪ I wished every day
would be Christmas ♪
♪ Jeepers how foolish I was ♪
♪ It isn't a gift
it isn't a toy ♪
♪ It's the family and friends
that I really enjoy ♪
♪ I wish that tomorrow
weren't Christmas ♪
♪ But I wish that the feeling
would stay ♪
♪ 'Cause Christmas can always
be there in your heart ♪
♪ And never be locked
to just one single day ♪
♪ It's great that
tomorrow ain't Christmas ♪
♪ In Dimmsdale
and London and Rome ♪
♪ If I had just one wish
I think it'd be this ♪
♪ I really just want to
go home now ♪
I really just wish I were home.
Mom, Dad, wake up!
It's not Christmas anymore!
>> It's not?
>> Yes, the endless Christmas is
finally over.
People across the globe are
slowly returning to their
everyday lives.
And the bitterest of enemies
gladly return to being the
bitterest of enemies.
>> It's a miracle!
>> What's that awful smell?
Hey, an egg fell out of Timmy's
noggin.
>> Egg noggin.
>> Mine!
>> WANDA: "And furthermore,
under no circumstances is any
fairy allowed to grant an 'I
wish it was Christmas every da''
wish ever again.
>> Wow, they added a new rule.
You really got to mess up big
time to make that happen.
>> We're proud of you, Timmy.
>> Thanks, guys.
>> Now, all we have to do is
make amends to Santa for making
him work so hard.
>> How do we do that?
>> How many houses do we have to
hit?
>> All of them.
Merry Christmas, Noggy!
>> Merry Christmas to all,
and to all--
>> Once per year!
♪