The Fairly OddParents (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Scarlett Shallowgrave and Anti-Sparky in Their Flying Machines - full transcript
♪ ♪
- Okay! Goodbye family,
I'm leaving early
to set up
traffic cones at school.
That vest is not
your color, Vivian.
Helpful as always, Rachel.
Okay! Bye!
Ahh!
Uhh!
- Uh-ah-oh-oh!
- Whatever you do,
don't open the door.
That vest is not your color.
- I'm not wearing this
for fashion, I'm supposed
to meet Gus at school
early to set up traffic cones.
- That lab boy that has a crush
on you and smells like onions?
He doesn't smell like onions.
- You can get used
to almost any smell.
- That's very true,
but it doesn't matter what he
smells like
because there is no school.
It's Hornet Day.
Hornet day?
- Every year around this
time, Dimmsdale hornets migrate
from southern Dimmsdale
to northern Dimmsdale.
- They create a giant swarm
of hornets throughout
the entire town.
The swarms are so powerful
they can lift people
off the ground.
It's absolutely terrifying.
But afterwards there's
a really fun Hornet Day ball.
I hope you like hornet soup.
This can't be real.
- As real as that
vest is unflattering.
- Okay. Well, if Hornet Day is
real, then I'm absolutely sure
when I draw back these
curtains I'll see...
Vivian Turner!
Oh, my God, Gus?
Told ya they can lift people.
Are you okay?
- All things considered,
I'm quite well.
- Why did you go outside
if you know it's Hornet Day?
- I'll address your
question with another question.
Will you go to the
Hornet Day ball with me?
- Told you there
was a Hornet Day ball.
- There's a lot
going on right now, Gus.
Okay.
But let me just say--
Ahh!
Well. Happy Hornet Day.
Did you know that
a swarm of Dimmsdale hornets
can block out
the power of the sun?
And it'll sting if you ignore
it just to get your attention?
- Uh, d-uh.
Dustin Lumberlake wrote
a whole Hickety Hex song about
Dimmsdale hornets.
♪ Did you know? ♪
♪ That a swarm
of Dimmsdale hornets ♪
♪ Can block out
the power of the Sun? ♪
♪ And it'll sting
if you ignore it ♪
♪ Just to get your attention ♪
Would ya look at that.
Sigh.
Hey, buddy.
You, uh, been sad-cuppin'
all morning.
Where you come from,
are there Grandmas?
- What?
Of course there are.
Well. It's my first Hornet Day
without my Granny Razz.
- We'd spend the day dancing.
- Aww.
- She'd always make a fresh
vat of chilled hornet soup.
Eww.
- She just showers
you with insults.
Yikes.
She really picks on people.
It's how she shows her love.
Oh, so she's Rachel's mom?
- Yes. And I miss her, I just
miss my Granny Razz so much.
[crying]
Ah! That's a lot of tears.
Uh--
I'm really sorry
about your grandma, Roy.
- Did she--
- Move to Peoria and buy
a three bedroom condo
with a sick view?
She sure did.
- Cosmo, Wanda!
We need wishes.
Sorry, kiddos.
We can't stick
around to grant wishes today.
[sobs loudly]
- Someone was supposed
to renew our wands
at the department
of magical vessels and forgot.
Uh, what do you mean someone?
It was me.
- Now we have to spend
the whole day at the DMV
waiting in line before our
wands run out of magic juice.
[ding]
Because of me.
I'm an idiot.
- Well, before you guys go can
you do something
to cheer up Roy?
We have just the thing.
- It's--
[imitates drumroll]
Da Wish App!
Wanda, take it away.
- Sure, but we gotta split
before the line
at the DMV gets too long.
So I'm just gonna put
you two in a cheesy commercial
for Da Wish App that
should explain everything.
Put us into a what?
- Take it away,
Fairy TV commercial narrator.
narrator: Hey kids!
both: Who? Us?
narrator: Cha, you.
Check your phones
because you got Da Wish App.
both: Da what app?
narrator: Da Wish App
is a magical phone app
that can duplicate any
image seen on your phone screen
and poof it into existence.
- You mean like
this here ice cream cone?
narrator: Swipe up.
Awesome!
- How about this acai bowl
curated by an influencer?
narrator: Heh, okay weirdo.
Way cool!
narrator: You can wish
for anything.
Even my Granny Razz?
narrator: Especially your
Granny Razz.
- Wait, are we sure we can
just poof people into existence?
narrator: Relax!
It wouldn't be his real grandma,
just a copy.
- You hear that sis?
It's just a copy.
- Way cool, but shouldn't we
read the terms and conditions?
narrator: Those aren't
meant for reading,
they're meant for ignoring.
- I just feel like
the terms and conditions
are gonna come up later.
- But Viv!
I'm sad right now.
Fine, just swipe her.
You're the best Viv.
I wish that we were in Viv's
room with Granny Razz right now.
Wait, why my bedroom?
- Granny Razz!
- My sweet, sweet baby Roy.
narrator: Oh man,
you actually did it.
Well, you encouraged us to.
You said
especially your Granny Razz.
narrator: Do you just do
whatever your voice tells you?
Yikes! I better get out of here
before things get--
[car door slams]
[engine starts]
Before things get what?
Commercial guy!
Why do I feel like something
essential was just left unsaid?
Oh Granny Razz.
I feel like it's been forever.
- From the smells of it,
it's been forever
since your last shower.
Razz.
It's really you.
- It's not really her,
remember, it's just a copy.
- Yes, dear,
like how you copied your outfit
from "Boring Girl" magazine.
Whoa!
Relax, sugar.
Razzin' is my
way of showing love.
It's true. Love me again.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't hear you
all the way down there.
Roy, she called you short.
- Yeah, with love.
It's Hornet Day Viv,
get in the spirit.
- From the looks of it,
she's celebrating
rest and stink face day.
- Okay. That's what
today's going to be.
5, 6, 7, 8!
♪ You got razzed
you got razzed ♪
♪ You got razzed
by Granny Razz ♪
♪ You got razzed
you got razzed ♪
♪ You got razzed
by Granny Razz ♪
Razz!
[brassy music]
- ♪ She's a stranger from afar
and he's a local star ♪
♪ And now they're family ♪
♪ And they have OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
- ♪ Normal floaty fish ♪
- ♪ Until we grant your wish ♪
- ♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ New shirt, blue skirt,
instant dessert ♪
♪ Swim wear, lazy chair ♪
♪ Chocolate square,
time to share ♪
♪ Gold throne, clear phone ♪
♪ Dino bone, silly clone ♪
- ♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ It flips your lid
when you are a kid ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
♪ In real life ♪
both: ♪ Ain't no razz like
a Granny Razz razz ♪
♪ 'Cause a Granny Razz
throws a razzmataz ♪
♪ It's how I show my love ♪
Tap break!
♪ It's how I show my love ♪
♪ Okay, now, that's enough ♪
- ♪ You know, you sound
a lot better ♪
♪ When you close your mouth ♪
Razz.
Okay.
Yet another stunning razz,
this time by song.
But it's getting
a little loud up here.
Oh, hush puppy.
It was not that loud.
Hello.
I hear loud.
Well, I know that voice.
That's my absolute
chiz of a daughter.
That razz came with no love.
- I'll get it.
- No.
We can't let her
know we just magically
wished up a copy
of your Granny Razz.
- [knocking]
- Hello!
It sounded like two people
with a vast age difference
- doing a tap dance number.
- I'll show you vast!
- I--was just--
Playing marbles, Mommy.
- That satisfies
my suspicions for now.
Toodles.
Hi.
- Gus?
- The same.
I wish I could say
the situation has gotten better.
But it hasn't.
You see,
one of the traffic cones
has attached itself to my rump.
That is awesome, Gus.
It's actually not.
But I digress.
Viv, because it's Hornet Day,
and on Hornet Day you tell
the truth,
Vivian Turner,
I love y--Ahh!
- Hope he's okay,
but those hornets
are really doing me a solid.
both: Razz!
Welcome to the DMV.
Your estimated wait
time is infuriatingly long.
Well, this is infuriating.
I'm worried about being
away from the kids for so long.
They're fine.
- Oh, my fairy God,
the new Starget just
opened up right
across the street!
- Let's go
for one thing but end up
spending over 200
fairy dollars somehow.
- Now serving--
oh, wow, you!
- [gasps]
How delightful!
- Yeah, let's blow
this off and go to Starget.
- No! We have to
get our wands renewed.
- A-ha, I'm an idiot.
But we can go after right?
- Well I could
use some yoga pants.
Yay, stretchy pants!
- I've had many dates
to the Hornet Day ball.
But my favorite date of them
all was a man simply known as...
- The Diplomat.
- [gasping]
Just look at him.
Charming. Good looking.
And most importantly,
a product of--
both: Generational wealth!
- You are a very
problematic person.
- Just thinking
about all the money
he didn't earn
makes me wanna tap.
- Hey! What did I say
about tap dancing?
That you can't do it?
- Ha, ha, another
great razz, but seriously,
I'm worried Rachel will
hear us if you're too loud.
Trombone me, Roy.
You got it, Granny.
Oh, come on!
- [playing trombone]
- Sorry.
All of our Hornet Day
traditions are loud.
Tuba time, Roy!
It's always tuba time.
It's never tuba time!
- What the
hickety-hick-hick-heck?
My phone was fully
charged this morning.
- [knock at door]
- What's that noise?
It sounded like an old bat
playing the trombone.
I'll show you trombone.
- Uhh, that was just...
Viv singing.
- Well, that
perfectly explains it.
Come downstairs for hornet soup,
it's getting warm.
Eww.
- And I don't know why I
feel the need to say this,
but my mother stinks.
- I'll show you
the need to say this.
Roy. You and I need to
pop down there before Rachel
gets even more suspicious.
But what am I supposed to do
up here on my lonesome.
I need to razz something.
- Go on my phone.
Razz people on Oldbook.
- All right. I'll let you
know if anyone texts.
Ha!
Isn't Granny Razz the best?
Could not disagree more.
Oh, Diplomat.
Sweet as chocolate
and twice as rich.
How I wish you were still alive.
phone voice:
Then just swipe up.
[whoosh]
Ohh!
Dippy, you look awful.
You look awfully ravishing.
Boop.
- Tell me something
I don't know.
Here's a crazy idea.
I love it already.
- Let's bring all
our dead friends back.
- Oh, a party
with the Razz Pack.
How delightful.
[sniffs]
both: You can get
used to almost any smell!
- I know exactly what
you two are up to upstairs.
You're trying to get
out of tasting my hornet soup.
- No, no, no,
it looks um, great.
Also, there's
nothing going on upstairs.
Is that my dad?
It sure is your dad. Me.
Ty Turner.
I'm watching this hilarious show
called "Two and a Half Fridges."
I am ready to laugh.
- Hey, Dad, where do mini
fridges come from?
- Uhh--
- Oh, Fridge! How are they gonna
get outta this one?
[tap dancing upstairs]
Is that footsteps?
Uh, yeah. We left the...
Footstep Channel on.
Yeah, we were watching
"Footsteps in the City."
Anyways, you know,
we should probably turn it off.
Both of you?
You know...
TVs are getting harder and
harder to turn off these days.
Oh. They sure are.
Especially when
Mini Fridge is about to make ice
for the first time.
Uh, Dad, is this normal?
[both laughing]
[old timey music playing]
♪ ♪
Granny did a bad thing.
♪ ♪
I'm sorry, okay?
Granny Razz got lonely.
- It's okay, Granny Razz,
we understand.
- We absolutely
do not understand.
Gimme that.
According
to the terms and conditions--
which I wanted
to read from the beginning--
both: Yawn.
Razz!
- If you try and poof dead
people into existence,
they will emerge as zombies.
I knew I read that word.
So we learned the fun way.
- Thankfully all we
have to do is use Da Wish App
to delete them,
and my phone died.
Okay, it's gonna be fine.
We just have
to charge the phone.
Is that your charger?
[munching]
Why are you eating that?
Dippy hungry.
But Dippy not quite
sure what Dippy hungry for.
- Ohh, you know what
you're probably hungry for?
Brains.
Zombies famously love brains.
[zombies groaning]
Thanks, Roy.
I almost thought
this was gonna be easy.
Don't you fret, honey.
They won't go for your brain.
Too small to snack on.
Razz!
I love you so much.
Viv! What do we do?
- Let's get my dad
and Rachel out of the room so we
can get rid of the zombies
and Granny Razz quietly.
- Got it.
- Got it.
What?
Rachel, dear!
Mother.
- That's right,
it is I, Granny Razz.
You're supposed to be in Peoria.
- And you're supposed
to be in a bigger house
but here we are.
Razz.
I hate those razzes!
- Ahh!
- What are you even doing here?
All roads
in and out of Dimmsdale
are closed
because of Hornet Day.
Well, surprise!
We've been keeping Granny Razz
upstairs as a Hornet Day treat!
- Do you not know
the definition of treat?
[barking]
Roy.
You know, your mother
doesn't care for Granny Razz.
- You know what
I don't care for?
Rachel's attempt at hornet soup.
- Now you listen here,
Granny Razz.
There is a time
and a place for razzing.
[spits]
- Great. All over
my TV watching shirt.
Excuse me, as I head to my tiny
house's tiny bathroom
and get cleaned up.
I got an idea.
Hey, Rachel.
There's a bumblebee
in this hornet soup.
That's impossible.
- Ha.
- My hornet soup is 100%--
Whoops!
Clumsy girl.
I'd say you ruined your
stepmother's outfit
but you can't break
what's already broken.
Razz!
Why do you like her?
- I respect a well-crafted joke.
- I'm sorry Rachel, but
it looks like you've got to
go get cleaned up in that
tiny bathroom with my dad.
It appears I do.
Oh, that's nice and cold.
[barking]
- Keep them back there while Roy
and I get rid of the zombies.
- And how, pray tell,
am I supposed to do that?
- I don't know.
Be nice or something?
When Rachel's nice
to me I go into shock.
Oh, fine.
Rachel, I'm coming back
there with you.
And I look forward
to us spending time together.
Blech!
A little help Viv?
I think they want my brains.
Where are Wanda and Cosmo?
- Can you believe we
only came in for yoga pants?
- That's what happens
when you go to Starget.
- Ooh, I love it
when you make things fancy.
But we've been here six hours,
we really should
get back to the kids.
Okay, fine.
We're having
a "we" day remember?
No kid talk.
All right.
Oh, do you know what
I'm thinking?
Starby's?
- You know I can't
resist affordable meats.
They got the meats.
- Uh-huh.
- Well, Viv,
we're gonna go to that great
Hornet Day ball in the sky
by having our brain
eaten by elderly zombies.
Glad I'm going out with you.
No one's going anywhere.
Just give me a second to think.
Viv, did I just hear
that someone's going to the
Hornet Day ball with you?
- Gus?
- Yes, it is me.
Yes.
- Now's not
really a great time, Gus.
Then I'll keep it brief.
There's been
an incredible development
in regards
to the hornets of it all.
It turns out that
hornets communicate via
a complex system
of coded butt wiggles.
And because
of the large cone on my rump,
these hornets have started
to view me as their queen.
I shake, they listen.
What are the chances?
- Yeah, yeah,
very low indeed, but Gus,
do you think you can get
your Hornets to take these
old people zombies
to the nearest indoor mall?
Hold on.
Let me wiggle my
butt for a moment.
I'll get you an answer shortly.
Well I am certainly
not going to say that.
They say it
would be their pleasure.
Gus, you're the best Gus.
I love you, too.
What?
Looks like it's Roy time.
Come get my brains,
you old zombies.
Look at those moves.
He must have tasty brains.
Listen,
I know you love me
and I know that I said it back.
But if I'm being
perfectly honest,
I'm not there yet.
- Gus I never said--
- I just feel like I should
focus on my new role
as queen of the hornets.
Don't let this sour you
on love, Vivian Turner.
I think I'll be okay, Gus.
All right.
Let's make a pact.
If we're both single
at the end of the day
we go to the Hornet Day
ball together.
Cha!
[body tumbling]
Ah!
I fell in bush!
- You know, I can't go to the
Hornet's Day ball
'cause I'm sick.
[coughs]
- That's okay,
we can stay home and cud--ahh!
- Hey, hi, hey.
Nothing going on.
Totally normal. Hornet Day.
How are you?
I'll tell you how we are.
We're great. Thanks, Viv.
For what?
Oh, well, see,
since I couldn't razz Rachel
to her face,
I razzed you behind your back.
- And I laughed
until I cried.
What can I say?
I'm a fixer?
both: More like a fixer upper.
Razz!
- Well. Another Hornet Day
in Dimmsdale has come and gone.
My lovely wife.
[together]
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz ♪
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz ♪
Dimmsdale's weird, man.
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪
[operatic breakout]
- Aren't you
a little old for this?
That's actually my dad's.
Remember the zombies
ate our chargers?
- It's a shame the zombies
didn't eat your wardrobe.
And that's a razz for the road.
- [laughs]
- Say your goodbyes.
I'm deleting her.
I'll miss you,
copy of Granny Razz.
I'll miss you too, real Roy.
Oh.
Look out for that
chiz of a stepsister.
Okay.
- Ahh!
Ohh! It burns! My bones!
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
Ha!
And that was your last razz.
I didn't care for her.
I know.
But I loved her.
So thanks for the
best Hornet Day ever.
- Zombies almost
ate our brains, Roy.
But not our hearts.
Okay.
[ding]
- 'Sup?
- Where were you?
- Because to your
precious Da Wish App,
we spent the whole day
fending off zombies.
See? They're fine!
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Okay! Goodbye family,
I'm leaving early
to set up
traffic cones at school.
That vest is not
your color, Vivian.
Helpful as always, Rachel.
Okay! Bye!
Ahh!
Uhh!
- Uh-ah-oh-oh!
- Whatever you do,
don't open the door.
That vest is not your color.
- I'm not wearing this
for fashion, I'm supposed
to meet Gus at school
early to set up traffic cones.
- That lab boy that has a crush
on you and smells like onions?
He doesn't smell like onions.
- You can get used
to almost any smell.
- That's very true,
but it doesn't matter what he
smells like
because there is no school.
It's Hornet Day.
Hornet day?
- Every year around this
time, Dimmsdale hornets migrate
from southern Dimmsdale
to northern Dimmsdale.
- They create a giant swarm
of hornets throughout
the entire town.
The swarms are so powerful
they can lift people
off the ground.
It's absolutely terrifying.
But afterwards there's
a really fun Hornet Day ball.
I hope you like hornet soup.
This can't be real.
- As real as that
vest is unflattering.
- Okay. Well, if Hornet Day is
real, then I'm absolutely sure
when I draw back these
curtains I'll see...
Vivian Turner!
Oh, my God, Gus?
Told ya they can lift people.
Are you okay?
- All things considered,
I'm quite well.
- Why did you go outside
if you know it's Hornet Day?
- I'll address your
question with another question.
Will you go to the
Hornet Day ball with me?
- Told you there
was a Hornet Day ball.
- There's a lot
going on right now, Gus.
Okay.
But let me just say--
Ahh!
Well. Happy Hornet Day.
Did you know that
a swarm of Dimmsdale hornets
can block out
the power of the sun?
And it'll sting if you ignore
it just to get your attention?
- Uh, d-uh.
Dustin Lumberlake wrote
a whole Hickety Hex song about
Dimmsdale hornets.
♪ Did you know? ♪
♪ That a swarm
of Dimmsdale hornets ♪
♪ Can block out
the power of the Sun? ♪
♪ And it'll sting
if you ignore it ♪
♪ Just to get your attention ♪
Would ya look at that.
Sigh.
Hey, buddy.
You, uh, been sad-cuppin'
all morning.
Where you come from,
are there Grandmas?
- What?
Of course there are.
Well. It's my first Hornet Day
without my Granny Razz.
- We'd spend the day dancing.
- Aww.
- She'd always make a fresh
vat of chilled hornet soup.
Eww.
- She just showers
you with insults.
Yikes.
She really picks on people.
It's how she shows her love.
Oh, so she's Rachel's mom?
- Yes. And I miss her, I just
miss my Granny Razz so much.
[crying]
Ah! That's a lot of tears.
Uh--
I'm really sorry
about your grandma, Roy.
- Did she--
- Move to Peoria and buy
a three bedroom condo
with a sick view?
She sure did.
- Cosmo, Wanda!
We need wishes.
Sorry, kiddos.
We can't stick
around to grant wishes today.
[sobs loudly]
- Someone was supposed
to renew our wands
at the department
of magical vessels and forgot.
Uh, what do you mean someone?
It was me.
- Now we have to spend
the whole day at the DMV
waiting in line before our
wands run out of magic juice.
[ding]
Because of me.
I'm an idiot.
- Well, before you guys go can
you do something
to cheer up Roy?
We have just the thing.
- It's--
[imitates drumroll]
Da Wish App!
Wanda, take it away.
- Sure, but we gotta split
before the line
at the DMV gets too long.
So I'm just gonna put
you two in a cheesy commercial
for Da Wish App that
should explain everything.
Put us into a what?
- Take it away,
Fairy TV commercial narrator.
narrator: Hey kids!
both: Who? Us?
narrator: Cha, you.
Check your phones
because you got Da Wish App.
both: Da what app?
narrator: Da Wish App
is a magical phone app
that can duplicate any
image seen on your phone screen
and poof it into existence.
- You mean like
this here ice cream cone?
narrator: Swipe up.
Awesome!
- How about this acai bowl
curated by an influencer?
narrator: Heh, okay weirdo.
Way cool!
narrator: You can wish
for anything.
Even my Granny Razz?
narrator: Especially your
Granny Razz.
- Wait, are we sure we can
just poof people into existence?
narrator: Relax!
It wouldn't be his real grandma,
just a copy.
- You hear that sis?
It's just a copy.
- Way cool, but shouldn't we
read the terms and conditions?
narrator: Those aren't
meant for reading,
they're meant for ignoring.
- I just feel like
the terms and conditions
are gonna come up later.
- But Viv!
I'm sad right now.
Fine, just swipe her.
You're the best Viv.
I wish that we were in Viv's
room with Granny Razz right now.
Wait, why my bedroom?
- Granny Razz!
- My sweet, sweet baby Roy.
narrator: Oh man,
you actually did it.
Well, you encouraged us to.
You said
especially your Granny Razz.
narrator: Do you just do
whatever your voice tells you?
Yikes! I better get out of here
before things get--
[car door slams]
[engine starts]
Before things get what?
Commercial guy!
Why do I feel like something
essential was just left unsaid?
Oh Granny Razz.
I feel like it's been forever.
- From the smells of it,
it's been forever
since your last shower.
Razz.
It's really you.
- It's not really her,
remember, it's just a copy.
- Yes, dear,
like how you copied your outfit
from "Boring Girl" magazine.
Whoa!
Relax, sugar.
Razzin' is my
way of showing love.
It's true. Love me again.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't hear you
all the way down there.
Roy, she called you short.
- Yeah, with love.
It's Hornet Day Viv,
get in the spirit.
- From the looks of it,
she's celebrating
rest and stink face day.
- Okay. That's what
today's going to be.
5, 6, 7, 8!
♪ You got razzed
you got razzed ♪
♪ You got razzed
by Granny Razz ♪
♪ You got razzed
you got razzed ♪
♪ You got razzed
by Granny Razz ♪
Razz!
[brassy music]
- ♪ She's a stranger from afar
and he's a local star ♪
♪ And now they're family ♪
♪ And they have OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
- ♪ Normal floaty fish ♪
- ♪ Until we grant your wish ♪
- ♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ New shirt, blue skirt,
instant dessert ♪
♪ Swim wear, lazy chair ♪
♪ Chocolate square,
time to share ♪
♪ Gold throne, clear phone ♪
♪ Dino bone, silly clone ♪
- ♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ It flips your lid
when you are a kid ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
♪ In real life ♪
both: ♪ Ain't no razz like
a Granny Razz razz ♪
♪ 'Cause a Granny Razz
throws a razzmataz ♪
♪ It's how I show my love ♪
Tap break!
♪ It's how I show my love ♪
♪ Okay, now, that's enough ♪
- ♪ You know, you sound
a lot better ♪
♪ When you close your mouth ♪
Razz.
Okay.
Yet another stunning razz,
this time by song.
But it's getting
a little loud up here.
Oh, hush puppy.
It was not that loud.
Hello.
I hear loud.
Well, I know that voice.
That's my absolute
chiz of a daughter.
That razz came with no love.
- I'll get it.
- No.
We can't let her
know we just magically
wished up a copy
of your Granny Razz.
- [knocking]
- Hello!
It sounded like two people
with a vast age difference
- doing a tap dance number.
- I'll show you vast!
- I--was just--
Playing marbles, Mommy.
- That satisfies
my suspicions for now.
Toodles.
Hi.
- Gus?
- The same.
I wish I could say
the situation has gotten better.
But it hasn't.
You see,
one of the traffic cones
has attached itself to my rump.
That is awesome, Gus.
It's actually not.
But I digress.
Viv, because it's Hornet Day,
and on Hornet Day you tell
the truth,
Vivian Turner,
I love y--Ahh!
- Hope he's okay,
but those hornets
are really doing me a solid.
both: Razz!
Welcome to the DMV.
Your estimated wait
time is infuriatingly long.
Well, this is infuriating.
I'm worried about being
away from the kids for so long.
They're fine.
- Oh, my fairy God,
the new Starget just
opened up right
across the street!
- Let's go
for one thing but end up
spending over 200
fairy dollars somehow.
- Now serving--
oh, wow, you!
- [gasps]
How delightful!
- Yeah, let's blow
this off and go to Starget.
- No! We have to
get our wands renewed.
- A-ha, I'm an idiot.
But we can go after right?
- Well I could
use some yoga pants.
Yay, stretchy pants!
- I've had many dates
to the Hornet Day ball.
But my favorite date of them
all was a man simply known as...
- The Diplomat.
- [gasping]
Just look at him.
Charming. Good looking.
And most importantly,
a product of--
both: Generational wealth!
- You are a very
problematic person.
- Just thinking
about all the money
he didn't earn
makes me wanna tap.
- Hey! What did I say
about tap dancing?
That you can't do it?
- Ha, ha, another
great razz, but seriously,
I'm worried Rachel will
hear us if you're too loud.
Trombone me, Roy.
You got it, Granny.
Oh, come on!
- [playing trombone]
- Sorry.
All of our Hornet Day
traditions are loud.
Tuba time, Roy!
It's always tuba time.
It's never tuba time!
- What the
hickety-hick-hick-heck?
My phone was fully
charged this morning.
- [knock at door]
- What's that noise?
It sounded like an old bat
playing the trombone.
I'll show you trombone.
- Uhh, that was just...
Viv singing.
- Well, that
perfectly explains it.
Come downstairs for hornet soup,
it's getting warm.
Eww.
- And I don't know why I
feel the need to say this,
but my mother stinks.
- I'll show you
the need to say this.
Roy. You and I need to
pop down there before Rachel
gets even more suspicious.
But what am I supposed to do
up here on my lonesome.
I need to razz something.
- Go on my phone.
Razz people on Oldbook.
- All right. I'll let you
know if anyone texts.
Ha!
Isn't Granny Razz the best?
Could not disagree more.
Oh, Diplomat.
Sweet as chocolate
and twice as rich.
How I wish you were still alive.
phone voice:
Then just swipe up.
[whoosh]
Ohh!
Dippy, you look awful.
You look awfully ravishing.
Boop.
- Tell me something
I don't know.
Here's a crazy idea.
I love it already.
- Let's bring all
our dead friends back.
- Oh, a party
with the Razz Pack.
How delightful.
[sniffs]
both: You can get
used to almost any smell!
- I know exactly what
you two are up to upstairs.
You're trying to get
out of tasting my hornet soup.
- No, no, no,
it looks um, great.
Also, there's
nothing going on upstairs.
Is that my dad?
It sure is your dad. Me.
Ty Turner.
I'm watching this hilarious show
called "Two and a Half Fridges."
I am ready to laugh.
- Hey, Dad, where do mini
fridges come from?
- Uhh--
- Oh, Fridge! How are they gonna
get outta this one?
[tap dancing upstairs]
Is that footsteps?
Uh, yeah. We left the...
Footstep Channel on.
Yeah, we were watching
"Footsteps in the City."
Anyways, you know,
we should probably turn it off.
Both of you?
You know...
TVs are getting harder and
harder to turn off these days.
Oh. They sure are.
Especially when
Mini Fridge is about to make ice
for the first time.
Uh, Dad, is this normal?
[both laughing]
[old timey music playing]
♪ ♪
Granny did a bad thing.
♪ ♪
I'm sorry, okay?
Granny Razz got lonely.
- It's okay, Granny Razz,
we understand.
- We absolutely
do not understand.
Gimme that.
According
to the terms and conditions--
which I wanted
to read from the beginning--
both: Yawn.
Razz!
- If you try and poof dead
people into existence,
they will emerge as zombies.
I knew I read that word.
So we learned the fun way.
- Thankfully all we
have to do is use Da Wish App
to delete them,
and my phone died.
Okay, it's gonna be fine.
We just have
to charge the phone.
Is that your charger?
[munching]
Why are you eating that?
Dippy hungry.
But Dippy not quite
sure what Dippy hungry for.
- Ohh, you know what
you're probably hungry for?
Brains.
Zombies famously love brains.
[zombies groaning]
Thanks, Roy.
I almost thought
this was gonna be easy.
Don't you fret, honey.
They won't go for your brain.
Too small to snack on.
Razz!
I love you so much.
Viv! What do we do?
- Let's get my dad
and Rachel out of the room so we
can get rid of the zombies
and Granny Razz quietly.
- Got it.
- Got it.
What?
Rachel, dear!
Mother.
- That's right,
it is I, Granny Razz.
You're supposed to be in Peoria.
- And you're supposed
to be in a bigger house
but here we are.
Razz.
I hate those razzes!
- Ahh!
- What are you even doing here?
All roads
in and out of Dimmsdale
are closed
because of Hornet Day.
Well, surprise!
We've been keeping Granny Razz
upstairs as a Hornet Day treat!
- Do you not know
the definition of treat?
[barking]
Roy.
You know, your mother
doesn't care for Granny Razz.
- You know what
I don't care for?
Rachel's attempt at hornet soup.
- Now you listen here,
Granny Razz.
There is a time
and a place for razzing.
[spits]
- Great. All over
my TV watching shirt.
Excuse me, as I head to my tiny
house's tiny bathroom
and get cleaned up.
I got an idea.
Hey, Rachel.
There's a bumblebee
in this hornet soup.
That's impossible.
- Ha.
- My hornet soup is 100%--
Whoops!
Clumsy girl.
I'd say you ruined your
stepmother's outfit
but you can't break
what's already broken.
Razz!
Why do you like her?
- I respect a well-crafted joke.
- I'm sorry Rachel, but
it looks like you've got to
go get cleaned up in that
tiny bathroom with my dad.
It appears I do.
Oh, that's nice and cold.
[barking]
- Keep them back there while Roy
and I get rid of the zombies.
- And how, pray tell,
am I supposed to do that?
- I don't know.
Be nice or something?
When Rachel's nice
to me I go into shock.
Oh, fine.
Rachel, I'm coming back
there with you.
And I look forward
to us spending time together.
Blech!
A little help Viv?
I think they want my brains.
Where are Wanda and Cosmo?
- Can you believe we
only came in for yoga pants?
- That's what happens
when you go to Starget.
- Ooh, I love it
when you make things fancy.
But we've been here six hours,
we really should
get back to the kids.
Okay, fine.
We're having
a "we" day remember?
No kid talk.
All right.
Oh, do you know what
I'm thinking?
Starby's?
- You know I can't
resist affordable meats.
They got the meats.
- Uh-huh.
- Well, Viv,
we're gonna go to that great
Hornet Day ball in the sky
by having our brain
eaten by elderly zombies.
Glad I'm going out with you.
No one's going anywhere.
Just give me a second to think.
Viv, did I just hear
that someone's going to the
Hornet Day ball with you?
- Gus?
- Yes, it is me.
Yes.
- Now's not
really a great time, Gus.
Then I'll keep it brief.
There's been
an incredible development
in regards
to the hornets of it all.
It turns out that
hornets communicate via
a complex system
of coded butt wiggles.
And because
of the large cone on my rump,
these hornets have started
to view me as their queen.
I shake, they listen.
What are the chances?
- Yeah, yeah,
very low indeed, but Gus,
do you think you can get
your Hornets to take these
old people zombies
to the nearest indoor mall?
Hold on.
Let me wiggle my
butt for a moment.
I'll get you an answer shortly.
Well I am certainly
not going to say that.
They say it
would be their pleasure.
Gus, you're the best Gus.
I love you, too.
What?
Looks like it's Roy time.
Come get my brains,
you old zombies.
Look at those moves.
He must have tasty brains.
Listen,
I know you love me
and I know that I said it back.
But if I'm being
perfectly honest,
I'm not there yet.
- Gus I never said--
- I just feel like I should
focus on my new role
as queen of the hornets.
Don't let this sour you
on love, Vivian Turner.
I think I'll be okay, Gus.
All right.
Let's make a pact.
If we're both single
at the end of the day
we go to the Hornet Day
ball together.
Cha!
[body tumbling]
Ah!
I fell in bush!
- You know, I can't go to the
Hornet's Day ball
'cause I'm sick.
[coughs]
- That's okay,
we can stay home and cud--ahh!
- Hey, hi, hey.
Nothing going on.
Totally normal. Hornet Day.
How are you?
I'll tell you how we are.
We're great. Thanks, Viv.
For what?
Oh, well, see,
since I couldn't razz Rachel
to her face,
I razzed you behind your back.
- And I laughed
until I cried.
What can I say?
I'm a fixer?
both: More like a fixer upper.
Razz!
- Well. Another Hornet Day
in Dimmsdale has come and gone.
My lovely wife.
[together]
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz ♪
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz ♪
Dimmsdale's weird, man.
♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪
[operatic breakout]
- Aren't you
a little old for this?
That's actually my dad's.
Remember the zombies
ate our chargers?
- It's a shame the zombies
didn't eat your wardrobe.
And that's a razz for the road.
- [laughs]
- Say your goodbyes.
I'm deleting her.
I'll miss you,
copy of Granny Razz.
I'll miss you too, real Roy.
Oh.
Look out for that
chiz of a stepsister.
Okay.
- Ahh!
Ohh! It burns! My bones!
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
Ha!
And that was your last razz.
I didn't care for her.
I know.
But I loved her.
So thanks for the
best Hornet Day ever.
- Zombies almost
ate our brains, Roy.
But not our hearts.
Okay.
[ding]
- 'Sup?
- Where were you?
- Because to your
precious Da Wish App,
we spent the whole day
fending off zombies.
See? They're fine!
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪