The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 4 - Demon Llama/Show Me the Monkey - full transcript
[I- Show Me the Monkey] Once more jealous of popular macho Ramon, Kuzco brags he can climb even better, and Kronk tells everyone he'll prove it by climbing the Kuzco Academy- from the bottom of the eerie peek it stands on, a job rather requiring a monkey, but getting one is as hard as it is to climb it himself to fool the crowd. [II- Demon Llama] Kuzco's big mouth gets him forced to prove he can shepherd llama's (Pascha's daily job). After Kronk spilled a Yzma-elixir, to turn people into monsters, into the stream the herd drinks from, novice Kuzco gets a magically mean flock to tend in order to be admitted into the llama herdsmen club.
OH! HEY.
MM. JUST ONE SECOND.
[SWALLOWS]
THEME MUSIC!
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
EXACTLY!
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪
♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UHH...
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪
♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
[SNORING]
WAKEY WAKEY.
AAH!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
YOU TOLD ME
TO PICK YOU UP FOR SCHOOL.
AMAZING.
JUST AMAZING.
WHAT'S AMAZING?
I WANT TO BE AMAZED.
[GASPS]
OH, AMAZING.
THANKS.
I DON'T EVEN TRY.
OH. IT'S RAMÓN.
HACE ARRIBA.
HUNH! HACE ARRIBA.
HUNH! HACE ARRIBA.
[MOCKINGLY]
LOOK AT ME. I'M RAMÓN.
AND I'M ALL, OOH, OOH,
I CAN CLIMB LIKE A MONKEY!
WHY'S EVERYONE SO WOWED
BY THIS GUY?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
JUST...LOOK...
AT HIM.
HA. EASY AS FLOSSING
A MELON.
[GIGGLES]
WOW.
[SNIFFS]
[GASPS]
FOR...ME?
OHH!
SHEESH! ALL THAT
OVER SOME CLOWN
CLIMBING A CLIFF?
WHAT A SHOW-OFF.
NO. THAT'S HOW
I GET TO SCHOOL.
I LIVE
IN EL VALLEY GRANDE.
EVERYTHING'S GRANDE
WITH YOU.
WELL, I TREK THROUGH
THE GRANDE JUNGLE
EVERY GRANDE DAY
WITH A GRANDE
FROTH-UCCINO.
REALLY? I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
YOU ARE, UM,
HOW DO YOU SAY? UM...
PURPLE? UM, UH...
OBLONG? UM...
TRY PATHETIC
AND/OR WEAK.
NO OFFENSE.
WE STILL LOVE YA.
PUT ME DOWN,
PUT ME DOWN!
UH-HUH.
RUN AND HIDE.
YOU KNOW I COULD
CLIMB THAT.
I'M KUZCO. I CAN CLIMB
WAY TALLER THAN THAT.
YEAH? TALLER?
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE THE ACADEMY?
IT'S PRETTY TALL.
YOU SAYIN'
YOU CAN CLIMB
THE ACADEMY?
UH, YEAH.
IF I WANTED TO.
GOSH, YOU'D BE
AS WOW AS RAMÓN.
IMAGINE,
OUR EMPEROR-TO-BE,
FEARLESSLY SCALING
THE IMPOSSIBLY
TALL ACADEMY.
WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"IMPOSSIBLY TALL"?
IT'S, LIKE, THAT HIGH.
WELL, SURE,
THE BUILDING PART.
BUT TECHNICALLY
THE ACADEMY
INCLUDES...
EVERYTHING.
UH-HUH.
'SCUSE ME. I GOTTA
TELL EVERYBODY.
WAIT! WAIT!
HEY, NO! DON'T! I CAN'T--
YEAH. YOU, UH--
GET RIGHT ON THAT.
HEH HEH.
ATTENTION, EVERYBODY!
KUZCO'S GONNA CLIMB
THE ACADEMY!
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA!
SAID SO HIMSELF!
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
TALK ABOUT WOW!
GO, KUZCO!
GO SPLAT!
OH, GREAT.
ANOTHER STUPID TRIP
DOWN "I'M BETTER
THAN YOU" LANE.
BOYS.
PERSONALLY, I THINK
HE'S CRAZY IF HE DOES IT.
BUT KIPSY SAID THERE'S NO WAY
HE'LL RISK HIS SCRAWNY NECK,
AND THAT'S A QUOTE.
BUT GUACA SAYS THAT KUZCO RULES,
SO THEY'VE BOTH GOT
A POINT TO MAKE.
OH, MAN.
ME AND MY ADORABLY
COCKY ATTITUDE.
I AM TOASTY McBAGEL BOY.
UNLESS...SOMEONE
CLIMBS IT FOR ME!
GOOD ONE, BRAIN.
ME LIKEY.
NOW, WHO LIKEY
TO CLIMB?
HMM.
MONKEYS LIKE TO CLIMB.
BUT HOW CAN I CATCH
A MONKEY?
HUH?
WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE
CIRCLY, SPINNY THING
THAT WENT
AROUND THE SCREEN?
HEY, A MONKEY!
PERFECT.
THANKS, LITTLE
CIRCLY SPINNY THING.
YEAH, I GET IT.
MONKEYS LIKE TO CLIMB.
BUT I TOLD EVERYONE
THAT YOU'RE CLIMBING
THE ACADEMY.
TA-DA! ME.
OH, KUZCO MASK.
MONKEY DOES
THE CLIMBING,
PEOPLE THINK
IT'S YOU.
WELL, THAT'S
ACTUALLY...
PRETTY SMART.
HA HA!
DID MALINA COME UP
WITH THIS?
WAIT, COURSE NOT.
IT'S DISHONEST.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
OH, NOTHING.
IT'S A GOOD PLAN,
BUT WHERE YOU GONNA
GET A--
[MONKEY CHITTERS]
I SEE. YOU'RE WAY
AHEAD OF ME.
HA. OK, FLEA BAG.
YOU DO YOUR
CLIMBY-CLIMBY THING.
GO ON! MAKE ME LOOK
BETTER THAN RAMÓN.
'CAUSE I AM.
[MONKEY CHITTERING]
GUESS THAT'S THAT.
I WONDER
WHAT'S FOR LUNCH.
SEE, EVERYONE?
KUZCO'S ALREADY BEEN
LIKE A CHICKEN.
All: AWW!
HEY, I'M NO CHICKEN.
I, UH...
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THERE WAS A NICE, BIG CROWD
SO EVERYONE COULD SEE ME
TOTALLY SHOW UP RAMÓN.
BY HAVING A MONKEY
CLIMB FOR ME.
YOU GOTTA GO CATCH
THAT MONKEY.
ME? WHY ME?
BECAUSE YOU GOT ME
INTO THIS,
MR. BIG MOUTH
TELL THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
OK, I'LL OWN THAT.
SO, UH, HOW'D YOU CATCH IT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
I DON'T KNOW.
WE SKIPPED THAT.
I JUST SORT OF
POSED A QUESTION,
AND THEN THERE WAS
THIS LITTLE CIRCLY
SPINNY THING
THAT WENT
AROUND THE SCREEN,
AND VOILA! MONKEY.
A LITTLE CIRCLY
SPINNY THING?
RIGHT! LET ME TRY.
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A MONKEY
DRESSED LIKE THIS?
INCREDIBLE.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A MONKEY
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH?
AWESOME!
HOW AM SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A MONKEY
WITHOUT A GO-CART,
SOME WATER SKIS,
AND A PODCASTER
WITH A CUSTOM RING TONE,
AND--
KNOCK IT OFF!
YOU'LL BREAK THE MAGIC
CIRCLY SPINNY THINGY.
TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT
A MAGIC THINGY.
IT'S JUST
A CINEMATIC DEVICE
THAT LETS YOU
SKIP OVER BORING STUFF
AND GET RIGHT TO
THE NEXT IMPORTANT THING.
FASCINATING.
NOW GO GET THE MONKEY.
I'LL START CLIMBING.
WHEN YOU GET BACK,
WE'LL DO A LITTLE
SWAPPY-SWAP
AND SWITCHEROO ME
FOR THE MONKEY.
HEY! THAT'S
A SMART IDEA, TOO.
MALINA'S FEEDING YOU THESE,
ISN'T SHE?
JUST GO.
[BIRD CALLS]
HEY, LOOK!
HE'S STARTING!
KUZCO RULES!
Kuzco: HUH,
THIS ISN'T SO HARD.
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
AW, RIGHT ON MY KEYS.
DURR!
SHOW THAT GROUND
WHO'S BOSS!
KUZCO RULES!
OH, GOOD, YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
JUST BUILDING
THE DRAMA.
YOU HAVE MONKEY, YES?
I HAVE MONKEY, NO.
BUT I'M THAT CLOSE.
I GOT MY
MONKEY CATCHING KIT.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING
FOR CATCHING MONKEYS.
MONKEY CATCHING NET,
MONKEY CATCHING HAT,
AND THE MONKEY CATCHING
MONKEY CALL.
[SHRIEKS]
AND AN EXPLODING
BANANA.
HOW DOES THAT
CATCH A MONKEY?
WHAT?
HOW COULD IT NOT?
STICK WITH THE NET.
[BIRD CALLS]
AAH! GIANT CONDOR!
HA HA! STUPID
NOT-GIANT BIRDIE.
NO FLAPPIE. GO AWAY.
[CLANG]
SORRY. YOU KNOW, IS IT
REALLY WORTH ALL THIS
JUST TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE
BETTER THAN RAMÓN?
I'M NOT PROVIN' NOTHIN'.
I'M BREAKING EVERY BONE
IN MY BODY.
NOW DO THE SWITCHEROO.
WHOO-HOO! YAHOO!
THE SWITCHEROO!
HEH! THAT'S
MY NEW JINGLE
JUST FOR THE SWITCHEROO.
[BIRD CALLS]
NO? KAY.
GOT THE MONKEY
RIGHT HERE.
WHERE?
THIS IS IT
IN MY HAND.
UM, KRONK,
THAT'S A SEA COW.
MAN! YOU'RE SO PICKY.
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO CATCH THAT MONKEY?
HE'S LIKE MR. BANANA
THROWIN' KING OF
THE BANANA THROWERS!
JUST GO
WITH THE SEA COW.
IT'S GOT THE MASK.
PEOPLE WILL THINK IT'S YOU.
IT'S GOLDEN.
CAN IT CLIMB?
DON'T KNOW.
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
KUZKO'S GOING TO CLIMB
THE ACADEMY?
HA! WHEN SEA COWS FLY!
I HATE THAT SAYING.
NOTE TO SELF...
WE MIGHT HAVE TO CANCEL
THE SWITCHEROO.
NO, NO,
NOT THE SWITCHEROO!
THAT'S THE FUN PART!
[PLAYS SINGLE NOTE]
WHOO-HOO! YAHOO!
THE SWITCHEROO
FOR ME AND YOU
AND RHYMES WITH "GOO"!
NO? KAY,
JUST KEEP CLIMBING.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'LL SWITCH THAT ROO.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[SQUEAKS]
BLECH! SCAT, RAT!
[SQUEAKS]
NO!
BUCKY, NO!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.
[KUZCO WHIMPERING]
NO!
BUCKY, NO!
BAD SQUIRREL.
SQUEAKITY SQUEAK,
SQUEAKIN SQUEAKIN
SQUEAKIN SQUEAKIN.
[SQUEAKS]
WHEW!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
OH, NOTHIN'.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE
HIS BUTLER FOR A WEEK.
FINE, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET THE MONKEY?
YEAH.
WELL, DON'T JUST
STAND THERE.
SHOW ME THE MONKEY.
[CHITTERING]
WHOA! UNCOOL, MONKEY.
UNCOOL!
IT'S AN OLD
KUZCO-WEEN MASK.
WAIT...SO...
THAT'S NOT KUZCO?
MUST BE A MONKEY THEN.
YEAH, MUST BE.
IT'S A RIGHT
JOLLY GOOD CLIMBER.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
IT'S ME!
DON'T LEAVE.
I COULD STILL FALL.
THIS ROPE MIGHT NOT HOLD.
AW.
OH, WELL. I GUESS
I DESERVE IT, REALLY.
HERE I AM TRYING TO BE
MORE "WOW" THAN RAMÓN
BY PULLING A LOUSY
MONKEY TRICK?
THAT'S NOT BETTER
THAN EVERYONE.
IT'S WORSE.
SOME EMPEROR-TO-BE I AM.
I'M A DISGRACE.
AN INCREDIBLY AWESOME,
UNDENIABLY GOOD-LOOKING,
ROYAL DISGRACE!
Malina: KUZCO,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE AT THE TOP.
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT.
COME ON UP.
I DID IT?
I DID!
DIDN'T THINK I COULD,
BUT I HONESTLY,
TRULY DID IT!
I REALLY AM BETTER
THAN EVERYONE!
ME NO NEED YOUR HELPY.
[GASPS] KUZCO!
[SCREAMING]
OOH.
[SCREAMING]
OH, MAN. RAMÓN?
LOUSY POETIC JUSTICE.
GUESS IT COULD HAVE
BEEN WORSE.
OH...IT'S WORSE.
CURSE YOU,
LITTLE CIRCLY SPINNY THING!
AN A-PLUS FOR...KUZCO?
I WON'T PRETEND TO
UNDERSTAND HOW OR WHY,
BUT YOUR GRADES
HAVE IMPROVED 100%.
YOUR PENMANSHIP
IS FLAWLESS,
YOUR VOCABULARY
EXEMPLARY,
AND YOUR BODY ODOR
HAS IMPROVED, TOO.
WELL DONE, KUZCO!
[CHITTERING]
Kuzco: FOR "BRING YOUR DAD
TO SCHOOL" DAY,
I BROUGHT MY DAD-SLASH-PARENTAL
GUARDIAN...
PACHA THE LLAMA HERDER.
HELLO. I--
YEAH, I'LL SUM IT UP.
HE'S GOT THE EASIEST JOB
IN THE WORLD,
BABY-SITTING A BUNCH
OF DUMB LLAMAS.
HERD. HERD OF LLAMAS.
WELL, OF COURSE
I'VE HEARD OF LLAMAS. DOI.
NO, NO, A LLAMA HERD.
WHO CARES
WHAT A LLAMA HEARD?
I GOT NO SECRETS
FROM A LLAMA.
WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?
Kuzco: I WAS LISTENING.
YEAH? TELL ME
WHAT LLAMAS EAT.
LLAMA-RONI AND CHEESE?
CHICKEN ENCHI-LLAMAS?
PEPPO-LLAMA PIZZA?
NO, HAY.
HAY PIZZA? EW?
KUZCO, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU GOT THE CLOTHES
ON YOUR BACK?
FROM THE MALL.
NO, FROM LLAMAS,
BECAUSE OF LLAMA HERDERS.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
Kuzco: WHAT, THE DEFINITION
OF TACKY-UGLY?
THIS IS THE LLAMA
HONCHO PONCHO.
IT SYMBOLIZES
THE PROUD HERITAGE
OF THE LLAMA LODGE CLUB.
YOU PEOPLE HAVE A CLUB?!
TIME FOR "KUZCO'S DOODLES,"
WHERE I SHOW YOU PACHA'S
LAME-O LLAMA CLUB.
WE'LL MAKE PACHA THE LEADER
AND GIVE HIM A BIG
LLAMA-HEAD HAT.
WAIT, IT SHOULD BE BIGGER.
BINGO!
AND LET'S ADD
A BIG, FURRY CAPE
AND THE SCEPTER
OF SIMPLICITY
AND THE ORB OF BOREDOM.
ALL HAIL KING LLAMA HERDER,
MASTER OF STINKY ANIMALS!
Imitating Pacha:
I'M PACHA, AND I KNOW
ALL ABOUT CAMPY, UGLY PONCHOS,
AND LLAMA SNOT.
Pacha:
THAT'S ENOUGH, KUZCO.
COME ON, HOW HARD
CAN LLAMA-TOLOGY BE?
HERE, LLAMA LLAMA.
EAT YOUR HAY PIZZA,
LLAMA LLAMA.
IF YOU THINK
HERDING LLAMAS IS SO
DARN EASY, YOU TRY IT.
UM, I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
COME ON, KUZCO,
PUT YOUR KUZCOINS
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
GROSS.
KNEW HE COULDN'T DO IT.
OH, YEAH? BOOM, BABY!
BRING IT ON.
UH, DID I JUST
COMMIT TO SOMETHING?
WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.
BY THE POWER
OF MIGHTY MICKLAND,
YOU SHALL SUFFER
IN DARKNESS...
EVERMORE.
SEE? I'M OK.
THEN I'M ALL SCARY AND STUFF,
BUT I'M OK AGAIN.
YES, UNFORTUNATE,
ISN'T IT?
OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
I WAS GETTING A CORN MUFFIN
DOWN AT MUDKA'S NUMBER 12.
I SAID NO CREAM CHEESE,
MORTAL!
AND NOW I'M BANISHED.
SEE, IN THIS DAY AND AGE,
NO DEMONS ALLOWED.
IT'S DISCRIMINATION!
SO ANY IDEAS
WHAT CAUSES THAT?
IT'S BEEN HAPPENING ON...
AND OFF!
ALL DAY.
I SNUCK A DEMON POTION
INTO YOUR SPINACH PUFFS.
WHA--WHY'D YOU POTION
MY PUFFS?
I HAD TO TEST IT!
IT'S ALWAYS
DEMON, NO DEMON,
DEMON, NO DEMON.
NEVER PERMANENT.
LISTEN, LADY,
THE WHOLE CHANGIN'
INTO A DEMON THING
I CAN HANDLE.
BUT DON'T TOUCH THE PUFFS!
PUFF TOUCHER.
[SNIFFING]
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
I'M A LION TAMER.
THEY'RE LLAMAS.
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE "LIONS."
EXCEPT FOR
THE "AMA" AND "ION" PART.
AND LLAMAS
SPIT AT YOU INSTEAD OF
BITING YOUR HEAD OFF,
SO...SPIT GUARD!
WOW.
SOMEBODY'S LLAMAS ARE, LIKE,
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
WHO'S THE IRRESPONSIBLE
LOSER WHO--
THOSE ARE MY LLAMAS,
KUZCO.
AND IT'S YOUR JOB
TO HERD THEM
INTO THEIR PEN.
EASY PEASY.
CUE MY WICKEDLY AWESOME
LLAMA HERDING MUSIC.
[MAN YODELING]
NO! TRACK 9.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
AAH! AAH!
[GASPING]
WHOO-HOO! AAH!
[SIGHS]
THEY LOCKED YOU IN?
NO, I'M LOCKED THEM OUT.
MR. LOOK-AT-THINGS-BACKWARDS.
UM, THERE'S NO WAY
OUT OF HERE?
THAT'S THE POINT, KUZCO.
IT'S CALLED
CORRALLING THE LLAMAS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
I DID. IT WAS THE TITLE
OF MY SPEECH.
AT SCHOOL?
OH.
IN YOU GO.
IN YOU GO.
IN YOU GO.
SONNY, CORKY, AND...
HMM.
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M MISSING FLUFFY.
MUST HAVE WANDERED
INTO THE JUNGLE.
[ANIMALS CALLING]
OH, WELL.
I WON'T TELL
IF YOU WON'T.
[LION ROARS]
[SNAKE HISSES]
FINE.
HERE I GO.
GOT A DATE WITH FLUFFY.
ACTUALLY NOT A DATE
'CAUSE FLUFFY'S A LLAMA.
[CHIRPS]
[HISSES]
OH, FLUFFY!
HERE, LLAMA LLAMA!
FLUFFY?
FLUFFY!
[ROARS]
AAH! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! AAH AAH!
IT'S A DEMON LLAMA!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
OH, COME ON.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
[GROWLS]
SEE? IT'S JUST
GOOD OL' FLUFFY.
NO, REALLY,
DEMON LLAMA!
QUIT MESSING AROUND.
BRING HER ON OUT,
AND WE'LL CALL IT A DAY.
[GROWLS]
AAH!
Kuzco: AAH! AAH! OW! OW!
[KUZCO GRUNTING]
[WHIMPERING]
OOF.
NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE, HUH?
HERE, DEMON LLAMA.
AAH!
BLECH.
AAH!
WHOA, WHOA!
NICE PERFORMANCE,
MR. MELODRAMA.
ALL RIGHT...
AAH! [GRUNTING]
WHOO!
[SIGHS]
NEVER SEND
AN EMPEROR TO DO
A LLAMA HERDER'S JOB.
SO YOU'RE A DEMON NOW,
ARE YA?
Pacha: IN YOU GO, FLUFFY.
AND THE FINAL STEP--
CLOSE THE GATE. YAH!
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.
PLUS YOU GOTTA
BE PREPARED TO HANDLE
THE UNEXPECTED.
LIKE WHAT?
[LLAMAS ROARING]
DEMON LLAMAS!
DEMON LLAMAS!
[ROARING]
[PANTING]
[BOTH GASP]
[PANTING]
BUCKY, DEMON LLAMAS
ARE AFTER US.
DON'T TELL THEM
WHICH WAY WE WENT.
[SQUEAKS]
PROMISE?
YOU WON'T SAY A WORD?
[SQUEAKING]
THANKS, YOU SCABBY
LITTLE RAT THING.
[SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
[PANTING]
Kuzco: WHEW.
WELL BE SAFE IN HERE.
Kuzo: LLAMA EGGS!
Pacha: WE'RE IN THE NEST!
[BOTH GASP]
QUICK, 37 HAY PIZZAS.
NO TIME!
Kuzco, echoing:
DO YOU DELIVER?
NOT BANISHED
FROM EVERY MUDKA'S.
LET ME HAVE
A CORN MUFFIN.
BUT NO CREAM CHEESE,
MORTAL!
I KNOW, I'M BANISHED.
[PANTING]
Kuzco: WHOOP!
Pacha: KUZCO?
[GRUNTING]
UH-OH, NOW IT'S
DEMON LLAMAS VS. KUZCO!
ALL BY HIMSELF!
OOF!
[LLAMAS GROWLING]
DEAD END? NO WAY OUT?
HEY, NO WAY OUT,
LIKE THE LLAMA PEN.
I CAN CORRAL 'EM
LIKE PACHA DID.
IF ONLY I HAD
SOME WAY TO LURE THEM.
MUDKA'S DELIVERY--
37 HAY PIZZAS.
IN YA GO, FLUFFY!
NOW TO CLOSE THE GATE
JUST LIKE PACHA.
THE LLAMA LODGE THANKS YOU
FOR CORRALLING
THE DEMON LLAMAS
SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
HERE IT IS!
YOUR VERY OWN
LLAMA HONCHO PONCHO!
NOW THAT I KNOW HOW HARD
LLAMA HERDING IS,
I TOTALLY APPRECIATE THIS
BUG-UGLY PONCHO.
BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT PACHA.
HE'S THE ONE TRUE MASTER
OF STINKY ANIMALS.
THANK YOU.
I THINK.
HAY PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[OWL HOOTING]
BANISHED.
IT'S SO NOT FAIR!
DEMONS ARE PEOPLE, TOO.
HI THERE. KUZCO HERE.
UH, APPARENTLY SOME VIEWERS
ARE WORRIED
THAT THE DEMON LLAMAS
ON TODAY'S SHOW ARE REAL.
HEH. LIKE THEY'RE
COMING TO YOUR TOWN
TO FRIGHTEN YOUR CHILDREN,
LEAVE CLAW PRINTS
ON THE FRONT DOOR,
EAT YOUR FAVORITE SWEATER.
WHATEVER. SO I'VE BEEN
ASKED TO SIT HERE
UNTIL THOSE NAME THINGS
DOWN THERE
ARE FINISHED
DOING THEIR, UM...
HUH. WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE, ANYWAY?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY SHOW.
[GROWLING]
AAH! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
MM. JUST ONE SECOND.
[SWALLOWS]
THEME MUSIC!
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
EXACTLY!
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪
♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UHH...
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪
♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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[SNORING]
WAKEY WAKEY.
AAH!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
YOU TOLD ME
TO PICK YOU UP FOR SCHOOL.
AMAZING.
JUST AMAZING.
WHAT'S AMAZING?
I WANT TO BE AMAZED.
[GASPS]
OH, AMAZING.
THANKS.
I DON'T EVEN TRY.
OH. IT'S RAMÓN.
HACE ARRIBA.
HUNH! HACE ARRIBA.
HUNH! HACE ARRIBA.
[MOCKINGLY]
LOOK AT ME. I'M RAMÓN.
AND I'M ALL, OOH, OOH,
I CAN CLIMB LIKE A MONKEY!
WHY'S EVERYONE SO WOWED
BY THIS GUY?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
JUST...LOOK...
AT HIM.
HA. EASY AS FLOSSING
A MELON.
[GIGGLES]
WOW.
[SNIFFS]
[GASPS]
FOR...ME?
OHH!
SHEESH! ALL THAT
OVER SOME CLOWN
CLIMBING A CLIFF?
WHAT A SHOW-OFF.
NO. THAT'S HOW
I GET TO SCHOOL.
I LIVE
IN EL VALLEY GRANDE.
EVERYTHING'S GRANDE
WITH YOU.
WELL, I TREK THROUGH
THE GRANDE JUNGLE
EVERY GRANDE DAY
WITH A GRANDE
FROTH-UCCINO.
REALLY? I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
YOU ARE, UM,
HOW DO YOU SAY? UM...
PURPLE? UM, UH...
OBLONG? UM...
TRY PATHETIC
AND/OR WEAK.
NO OFFENSE.
WE STILL LOVE YA.
PUT ME DOWN,
PUT ME DOWN!
UH-HUH.
RUN AND HIDE.
YOU KNOW I COULD
CLIMB THAT.
I'M KUZCO. I CAN CLIMB
WAY TALLER THAN THAT.
YEAH? TALLER?
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE THE ACADEMY?
IT'S PRETTY TALL.
YOU SAYIN'
YOU CAN CLIMB
THE ACADEMY?
UH, YEAH.
IF I WANTED TO.
GOSH, YOU'D BE
AS WOW AS RAMÓN.
IMAGINE,
OUR EMPEROR-TO-BE,
FEARLESSLY SCALING
THE IMPOSSIBLY
TALL ACADEMY.
WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"IMPOSSIBLY TALL"?
IT'S, LIKE, THAT HIGH.
WELL, SURE,
THE BUILDING PART.
BUT TECHNICALLY
THE ACADEMY
INCLUDES...
EVERYTHING.
UH-HUH.
'SCUSE ME. I GOTTA
TELL EVERYBODY.
WAIT! WAIT!
HEY, NO! DON'T! I CAN'T--
YEAH. YOU, UH--
GET RIGHT ON THAT.
HEH HEH.
ATTENTION, EVERYBODY!
KUZCO'S GONNA CLIMB
THE ACADEMY!
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA!
SAID SO HIMSELF!
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
TALK ABOUT WOW!
GO, KUZCO!
GO SPLAT!
OH, GREAT.
ANOTHER STUPID TRIP
DOWN "I'M BETTER
THAN YOU" LANE.
BOYS.
PERSONALLY, I THINK
HE'S CRAZY IF HE DOES IT.
BUT KIPSY SAID THERE'S NO WAY
HE'LL RISK HIS SCRAWNY NECK,
AND THAT'S A QUOTE.
BUT GUACA SAYS THAT KUZCO RULES,
SO THEY'VE BOTH GOT
A POINT TO MAKE.
OH, MAN.
ME AND MY ADORABLY
COCKY ATTITUDE.
I AM TOASTY McBAGEL BOY.
UNLESS...SOMEONE
CLIMBS IT FOR ME!
GOOD ONE, BRAIN.
ME LIKEY.
NOW, WHO LIKEY
TO CLIMB?
HMM.
MONKEYS LIKE TO CLIMB.
BUT HOW CAN I CATCH
A MONKEY?
HUH?
WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE
CIRCLY, SPINNY THING
THAT WENT
AROUND THE SCREEN?
HEY, A MONKEY!
PERFECT.
THANKS, LITTLE
CIRCLY SPINNY THING.
YEAH, I GET IT.
MONKEYS LIKE TO CLIMB.
BUT I TOLD EVERYONE
THAT YOU'RE CLIMBING
THE ACADEMY.
TA-DA! ME.
OH, KUZCO MASK.
MONKEY DOES
THE CLIMBING,
PEOPLE THINK
IT'S YOU.
WELL, THAT'S
ACTUALLY...
PRETTY SMART.
HA HA!
DID MALINA COME UP
WITH THIS?
WAIT, COURSE NOT.
IT'S DISHONEST.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
OH, NOTHING.
IT'S A GOOD PLAN,
BUT WHERE YOU GONNA
GET A--
[MONKEY CHITTERS]
I SEE. YOU'RE WAY
AHEAD OF ME.
HA. OK, FLEA BAG.
YOU DO YOUR
CLIMBY-CLIMBY THING.
GO ON! MAKE ME LOOK
BETTER THAN RAMÓN.
'CAUSE I AM.
[MONKEY CHITTERING]
GUESS THAT'S THAT.
I WONDER
WHAT'S FOR LUNCH.
SEE, EVERYONE?
KUZCO'S ALREADY BEEN
LIKE A CHICKEN.
All: AWW!
HEY, I'M NO CHICKEN.
I, UH...
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THERE WAS A NICE, BIG CROWD
SO EVERYONE COULD SEE ME
TOTALLY SHOW UP RAMÓN.
BY HAVING A MONKEY
CLIMB FOR ME.
YOU GOTTA GO CATCH
THAT MONKEY.
ME? WHY ME?
BECAUSE YOU GOT ME
INTO THIS,
MR. BIG MOUTH
TELL THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
OK, I'LL OWN THAT.
SO, UH, HOW'D YOU CATCH IT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
I DON'T KNOW.
WE SKIPPED THAT.
I JUST SORT OF
POSED A QUESTION,
AND THEN THERE WAS
THIS LITTLE CIRCLY
SPINNY THING
THAT WENT
AROUND THE SCREEN,
AND VOILA! MONKEY.
A LITTLE CIRCLY
SPINNY THING?
RIGHT! LET ME TRY.
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A MONKEY
DRESSED LIKE THIS?
INCREDIBLE.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A MONKEY
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH?
AWESOME!
HOW AM SUPPOSED
TO CATCH A MONKEY
WITHOUT A GO-CART,
SOME WATER SKIS,
AND A PODCASTER
WITH A CUSTOM RING TONE,
AND--
KNOCK IT OFF!
YOU'LL BREAK THE MAGIC
CIRCLY SPINNY THINGY.
TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT
A MAGIC THINGY.
IT'S JUST
A CINEMATIC DEVICE
THAT LETS YOU
SKIP OVER BORING STUFF
AND GET RIGHT TO
THE NEXT IMPORTANT THING.
FASCINATING.
NOW GO GET THE MONKEY.
I'LL START CLIMBING.
WHEN YOU GET BACK,
WE'LL DO A LITTLE
SWAPPY-SWAP
AND SWITCHEROO ME
FOR THE MONKEY.
HEY! THAT'S
A SMART IDEA, TOO.
MALINA'S FEEDING YOU THESE,
ISN'T SHE?
JUST GO.
[BIRD CALLS]
HEY, LOOK!
HE'S STARTING!
KUZCO RULES!
Kuzco: HUH,
THIS ISN'T SO HARD.
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
AW, RIGHT ON MY KEYS.
DURR!
SHOW THAT GROUND
WHO'S BOSS!
KUZCO RULES!
OH, GOOD, YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
JUST BUILDING
THE DRAMA.
YOU HAVE MONKEY, YES?
I HAVE MONKEY, NO.
BUT I'M THAT CLOSE.
I GOT MY
MONKEY CATCHING KIT.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING
FOR CATCHING MONKEYS.
MONKEY CATCHING NET,
MONKEY CATCHING HAT,
AND THE MONKEY CATCHING
MONKEY CALL.
[SHRIEKS]
AND AN EXPLODING
BANANA.
HOW DOES THAT
CATCH A MONKEY?
WHAT?
HOW COULD IT NOT?
STICK WITH THE NET.
[BIRD CALLS]
AAH! GIANT CONDOR!
HA HA! STUPID
NOT-GIANT BIRDIE.
NO FLAPPIE. GO AWAY.
[CLANG]
SORRY. YOU KNOW, IS IT
REALLY WORTH ALL THIS
JUST TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE
BETTER THAN RAMÓN?
I'M NOT PROVIN' NOTHIN'.
I'M BREAKING EVERY BONE
IN MY BODY.
NOW DO THE SWITCHEROO.
WHOO-HOO! YAHOO!
THE SWITCHEROO!
HEH! THAT'S
MY NEW JINGLE
JUST FOR THE SWITCHEROO.
[BIRD CALLS]
NO? KAY.
GOT THE MONKEY
RIGHT HERE.
WHERE?
THIS IS IT
IN MY HAND.
UM, KRONK,
THAT'S A SEA COW.
MAN! YOU'RE SO PICKY.
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO CATCH THAT MONKEY?
HE'S LIKE MR. BANANA
THROWIN' KING OF
THE BANANA THROWERS!
JUST GO
WITH THE SEA COW.
IT'S GOT THE MASK.
PEOPLE WILL THINK IT'S YOU.
IT'S GOLDEN.
CAN IT CLIMB?
DON'T KNOW.
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
KUZKO'S GOING TO CLIMB
THE ACADEMY?
HA! WHEN SEA COWS FLY!
I HATE THAT SAYING.
NOTE TO SELF...
WE MIGHT HAVE TO CANCEL
THE SWITCHEROO.
NO, NO,
NOT THE SWITCHEROO!
THAT'S THE FUN PART!
[PLAYS SINGLE NOTE]
WHOO-HOO! YAHOO!
THE SWITCHEROO
FOR ME AND YOU
AND RHYMES WITH "GOO"!
NO? KAY,
JUST KEEP CLIMBING.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'LL SWITCH THAT ROO.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[SQUEAKS]
BLECH! SCAT, RAT!
[SQUEAKS]
NO!
BUCKY, NO!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.
[KUZCO WHIMPERING]
NO!
BUCKY, NO!
BAD SQUIRREL.
SQUEAKITY SQUEAK,
SQUEAKIN SQUEAKIN
SQUEAKIN SQUEAKIN.
[SQUEAKS]
WHEW!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
OH, NOTHIN'.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE
HIS BUTLER FOR A WEEK.
FINE, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET THE MONKEY?
YEAH.
WELL, DON'T JUST
STAND THERE.
SHOW ME THE MONKEY.
[CHITTERING]
WHOA! UNCOOL, MONKEY.
UNCOOL!
IT'S AN OLD
KUZCO-WEEN MASK.
WAIT...SO...
THAT'S NOT KUZCO?
MUST BE A MONKEY THEN.
YEAH, MUST BE.
IT'S A RIGHT
JOLLY GOOD CLIMBER.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
IT'S ME!
DON'T LEAVE.
I COULD STILL FALL.
THIS ROPE MIGHT NOT HOLD.
AW.
OH, WELL. I GUESS
I DESERVE IT, REALLY.
HERE I AM TRYING TO BE
MORE "WOW" THAN RAMÓN
BY PULLING A LOUSY
MONKEY TRICK?
THAT'S NOT BETTER
THAN EVERYONE.
IT'S WORSE.
SOME EMPEROR-TO-BE I AM.
I'M A DISGRACE.
AN INCREDIBLY AWESOME,
UNDENIABLY GOOD-LOOKING,
ROYAL DISGRACE!
Malina: KUZCO,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE AT THE TOP.
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT.
COME ON UP.
I DID IT?
I DID!
DIDN'T THINK I COULD,
BUT I HONESTLY,
TRULY DID IT!
I REALLY AM BETTER
THAN EVERYONE!
ME NO NEED YOUR HELPY.
[GASPS] KUZCO!
[SCREAMING]
OOH.
[SCREAMING]
OH, MAN. RAMÓN?
LOUSY POETIC JUSTICE.
GUESS IT COULD HAVE
BEEN WORSE.
OH...IT'S WORSE.
CURSE YOU,
LITTLE CIRCLY SPINNY THING!
AN A-PLUS FOR...KUZCO?
I WON'T PRETEND TO
UNDERSTAND HOW OR WHY,
BUT YOUR GRADES
HAVE IMPROVED 100%.
YOUR PENMANSHIP
IS FLAWLESS,
YOUR VOCABULARY
EXEMPLARY,
AND YOUR BODY ODOR
HAS IMPROVED, TOO.
WELL DONE, KUZCO!
[CHITTERING]
Kuzco: FOR "BRING YOUR DAD
TO SCHOOL" DAY,
I BROUGHT MY DAD-SLASH-PARENTAL
GUARDIAN...
PACHA THE LLAMA HERDER.
HELLO. I--
YEAH, I'LL SUM IT UP.
HE'S GOT THE EASIEST JOB
IN THE WORLD,
BABY-SITTING A BUNCH
OF DUMB LLAMAS.
HERD. HERD OF LLAMAS.
WELL, OF COURSE
I'VE HEARD OF LLAMAS. DOI.
NO, NO, A LLAMA HERD.
WHO CARES
WHAT A LLAMA HEARD?
I GOT NO SECRETS
FROM A LLAMA.
WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?
Kuzco: I WAS LISTENING.
YEAH? TELL ME
WHAT LLAMAS EAT.
LLAMA-RONI AND CHEESE?
CHICKEN ENCHI-LLAMAS?
PEPPO-LLAMA PIZZA?
NO, HAY.
HAY PIZZA? EW?
KUZCO, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU GOT THE CLOTHES
ON YOUR BACK?
FROM THE MALL.
NO, FROM LLAMAS,
BECAUSE OF LLAMA HERDERS.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
Kuzco: WHAT, THE DEFINITION
OF TACKY-UGLY?
THIS IS THE LLAMA
HONCHO PONCHO.
IT SYMBOLIZES
THE PROUD HERITAGE
OF THE LLAMA LODGE CLUB.
YOU PEOPLE HAVE A CLUB?!
TIME FOR "KUZCO'S DOODLES,"
WHERE I SHOW YOU PACHA'S
LAME-O LLAMA CLUB.
WE'LL MAKE PACHA THE LEADER
AND GIVE HIM A BIG
LLAMA-HEAD HAT.
WAIT, IT SHOULD BE BIGGER.
BINGO!
AND LET'S ADD
A BIG, FURRY CAPE
AND THE SCEPTER
OF SIMPLICITY
AND THE ORB OF BOREDOM.
ALL HAIL KING LLAMA HERDER,
MASTER OF STINKY ANIMALS!
Imitating Pacha:
I'M PACHA, AND I KNOW
ALL ABOUT CAMPY, UGLY PONCHOS,
AND LLAMA SNOT.
Pacha:
THAT'S ENOUGH, KUZCO.
COME ON, HOW HARD
CAN LLAMA-TOLOGY BE?
HERE, LLAMA LLAMA.
EAT YOUR HAY PIZZA,
LLAMA LLAMA.
IF YOU THINK
HERDING LLAMAS IS SO
DARN EASY, YOU TRY IT.
UM, I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
COME ON, KUZCO,
PUT YOUR KUZCOINS
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
GROSS.
KNEW HE COULDN'T DO IT.
OH, YEAH? BOOM, BABY!
BRING IT ON.
UH, DID I JUST
COMMIT TO SOMETHING?
WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.
BY THE POWER
OF MIGHTY MICKLAND,
YOU SHALL SUFFER
IN DARKNESS...
EVERMORE.
SEE? I'M OK.
THEN I'M ALL SCARY AND STUFF,
BUT I'M OK AGAIN.
YES, UNFORTUNATE,
ISN'T IT?
OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
I WAS GETTING A CORN MUFFIN
DOWN AT MUDKA'S NUMBER 12.
I SAID NO CREAM CHEESE,
MORTAL!
AND NOW I'M BANISHED.
SEE, IN THIS DAY AND AGE,
NO DEMONS ALLOWED.
IT'S DISCRIMINATION!
SO ANY IDEAS
WHAT CAUSES THAT?
IT'S BEEN HAPPENING ON...
AND OFF!
ALL DAY.
I SNUCK A DEMON POTION
INTO YOUR SPINACH PUFFS.
WHA--WHY'D YOU POTION
MY PUFFS?
I HAD TO TEST IT!
IT'S ALWAYS
DEMON, NO DEMON,
DEMON, NO DEMON.
NEVER PERMANENT.
LISTEN, LADY,
THE WHOLE CHANGIN'
INTO A DEMON THING
I CAN HANDLE.
BUT DON'T TOUCH THE PUFFS!
PUFF TOUCHER.
[SNIFFING]
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
I'M A LION TAMER.
THEY'RE LLAMAS.
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE "LIONS."
EXCEPT FOR
THE "AMA" AND "ION" PART.
AND LLAMAS
SPIT AT YOU INSTEAD OF
BITING YOUR HEAD OFF,
SO...SPIT GUARD!
WOW.
SOMEBODY'S LLAMAS ARE, LIKE,
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
WHO'S THE IRRESPONSIBLE
LOSER WHO--
THOSE ARE MY LLAMAS,
KUZCO.
AND IT'S YOUR JOB
TO HERD THEM
INTO THEIR PEN.
EASY PEASY.
CUE MY WICKEDLY AWESOME
LLAMA HERDING MUSIC.
[MAN YODELING]
NO! TRACK 9.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
AAH! AAH!
[GASPING]
WHOO-HOO! AAH!
[SIGHS]
THEY LOCKED YOU IN?
NO, I'M LOCKED THEM OUT.
MR. LOOK-AT-THINGS-BACKWARDS.
UM, THERE'S NO WAY
OUT OF HERE?
THAT'S THE POINT, KUZCO.
IT'S CALLED
CORRALLING THE LLAMAS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
I DID. IT WAS THE TITLE
OF MY SPEECH.
AT SCHOOL?
OH.
IN YOU GO.
IN YOU GO.
IN YOU GO.
SONNY, CORKY, AND...
HMM.
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M MISSING FLUFFY.
MUST HAVE WANDERED
INTO THE JUNGLE.
[ANIMALS CALLING]
OH, WELL.
I WON'T TELL
IF YOU WON'T.
[LION ROARS]
[SNAKE HISSES]
FINE.
HERE I GO.
GOT A DATE WITH FLUFFY.
ACTUALLY NOT A DATE
'CAUSE FLUFFY'S A LLAMA.
[CHIRPS]
[HISSES]
OH, FLUFFY!
HERE, LLAMA LLAMA!
FLUFFY?
FLUFFY!
[ROARS]
AAH! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! AAH AAH!
IT'S A DEMON LLAMA!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
OH, COME ON.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
[GROWLS]
SEE? IT'S JUST
GOOD OL' FLUFFY.
NO, REALLY,
DEMON LLAMA!
QUIT MESSING AROUND.
BRING HER ON OUT,
AND WE'LL CALL IT A DAY.
[GROWLS]
AAH!
Kuzco: AAH! AAH! OW! OW!
[KUZCO GRUNTING]
[WHIMPERING]
OOF.
NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE, HUH?
HERE, DEMON LLAMA.
AAH!
BLECH.
AAH!
WHOA, WHOA!
NICE PERFORMANCE,
MR. MELODRAMA.
ALL RIGHT...
AAH! [GRUNTING]
WHOO!
[SIGHS]
NEVER SEND
AN EMPEROR TO DO
A LLAMA HERDER'S JOB.
SO YOU'RE A DEMON NOW,
ARE YA?
Pacha: IN YOU GO, FLUFFY.
AND THE FINAL STEP--
CLOSE THE GATE. YAH!
BELIEVE ME,
IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.
PLUS YOU GOTTA
BE PREPARED TO HANDLE
THE UNEXPECTED.
LIKE WHAT?
[LLAMAS ROARING]
DEMON LLAMAS!
DEMON LLAMAS!
[ROARING]
[PANTING]
[BOTH GASP]
[PANTING]
BUCKY, DEMON LLAMAS
ARE AFTER US.
DON'T TELL THEM
WHICH WAY WE WENT.
[SQUEAKS]
PROMISE?
YOU WON'T SAY A WORD?
[SQUEAKING]
THANKS, YOU SCABBY
LITTLE RAT THING.
[SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
[PANTING]
Kuzco: WHEW.
WELL BE SAFE IN HERE.
Kuzo: LLAMA EGGS!
Pacha: WE'RE IN THE NEST!
[BOTH GASP]
QUICK, 37 HAY PIZZAS.
NO TIME!
Kuzco, echoing:
DO YOU DELIVER?
NOT BANISHED
FROM EVERY MUDKA'S.
LET ME HAVE
A CORN MUFFIN.
BUT NO CREAM CHEESE,
MORTAL!
I KNOW, I'M BANISHED.
[PANTING]
Kuzco: WHOOP!
Pacha: KUZCO?
[GRUNTING]
UH-OH, NOW IT'S
DEMON LLAMAS VS. KUZCO!
ALL BY HIMSELF!
OOF!
[LLAMAS GROWLING]
DEAD END? NO WAY OUT?
HEY, NO WAY OUT,
LIKE THE LLAMA PEN.
I CAN CORRAL 'EM
LIKE PACHA DID.
IF ONLY I HAD
SOME WAY TO LURE THEM.
MUDKA'S DELIVERY--
37 HAY PIZZAS.
IN YA GO, FLUFFY!
NOW TO CLOSE THE GATE
JUST LIKE PACHA.
THE LLAMA LODGE THANKS YOU
FOR CORRALLING
THE DEMON LLAMAS
SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
HERE IT IS!
YOUR VERY OWN
LLAMA HONCHO PONCHO!
NOW THAT I KNOW HOW HARD
LLAMA HERDING IS,
I TOTALLY APPRECIATE THIS
BUG-UGLY PONCHO.
BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT PACHA.
HE'S THE ONE TRUE MASTER
OF STINKY ANIMALS.
THANK YOU.
I THINK.
HAY PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!
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[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
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INSTITUTE, INC.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[OWL HOOTING]
BANISHED.
IT'S SO NOT FAIR!
DEMONS ARE PEOPLE, TOO.
HI THERE. KUZCO HERE.
UH, APPARENTLY SOME VIEWERS
ARE WORRIED
THAT THE DEMON LLAMAS
ON TODAY'S SHOW ARE REAL.
HEH. LIKE THEY'RE
COMING TO YOUR TOWN
TO FRIGHTEN YOUR CHILDREN,
LEAVE CLAW PRINTS
ON THE FRONT DOOR,
EAT YOUR FAVORITE SWEATER.
WHATEVER. SO I'VE BEEN
ASKED TO SIT HERE
UNTIL THOSE NAME THINGS
DOWN THERE
ARE FINISHED
DOING THEIR, UM...
HUH. WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE, ANYWAY?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY SHOW.
[GROWLING]
AAH! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!
DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!