The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 2 - Cool Summer/Prisoner of Kuzcoban - full transcript
[I- Cool Summer] Kuzco planned to stun everyone as cool king of the beach on holiday, but Pacha forces him to dress sensibly and put on lotion, so he wants to dump the family. Kronk accidentally discovers a fountain of youth, which Yzma abuses to seduce Kuzco as a girl, but it wears off and Kronk spills some water in a beach fountain. Thus Pacha gets rejuvenated, also temporarily, actually making Kuzco a surprise hero. [II- Prisoner of Kuzcoban] Kuzco is the target of violent murder attempts, but strangely not from Yzma. It turns out to be the work of someone who wants revenge for eight years in the dungeon, yet he's pleased when the Emperor, once his captive, spends some quality time with him. Kronk is so depressed when Yzma tells him that his favorite comic superhero isn't real so she has to dress up as 'Pijama Llama'.
BOOM-BAM, BABY!
IT'S VACATION TIME!
A VACATION FROM SCHOOL,
A VACATION FROM WORK,
AND A VACATION FROM SAYING--
THEME MUSIC.
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT
TO ACE THAT TEST ♪
♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
EXACTLY!
EXACTLY!
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
♪ HIS ABCs ♪
♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UHH...
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
Kuzco: AH, MACHU BEACH-U.
SUN,
SURF,
GIRLS.
[WHISTLES]
THIS IS PERFECT!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
OF ALL THE BEACHES
IN ALL THE TOWN,
HE HAD TO WALK
INTO MINE.
YEAH,
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
I CAN'T COLLECT
POTION SUPPLIES
WITH KUZCO
LURKING AROUND.
HE'LL TOTALLY
THROW OFF MY GROOVE.
OUR WORKING VACATION
IS RUINED!
YEAH, I'M STILL
HAVIN' A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH THE WHOLE
"WORKING VACATION" THING.
HOW MUCH OF A VACATION
CAN IT REALLY BE
IF YOU HAVE TO WORK?
I THINK
YOU TRICKED ME.
FINE! IF KUZCO WANTS
TO VACATION HERE,
I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S
THE LAST VACATION
HE EVER TAKES.
TO THE SECRET LAB!
YOU PACKED THE SECRET LAB
INSIDE THE LLAMA-BAGO?
I LIKE
TO BE PREPARED.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED
TO PACK LIGHT.
WE DID, WE DID.
LABORATORY'S
NOT PACKING LIGHT.
WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT
CONCERNS RIGHT NOW!
PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!
Kuzco:
LET THE SUMMER OF FUN BEGIN.
HEY, LADIES.
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,
OR SHOULD I
WALK UP AGAIN?
Pacha: KUZCO!
YOU COULDN'T TAKE
2 SECONDS TO HELP US
UNLOAD THE CART.
HEH! PARDON ME.
LET'S SET UP
THE BADMINTON NET FIRST,
AND THEN WE CAN START
THE FAMILY SAND CASTLE
COMPETITION.
NOT SO LOUD!
THE TEEN SET HERE
DOESN'T KNOW ME
AND HOW COOLIE,
COOL, COOL
I AM YET,
AND, UH,
YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
COME ON, KUZCO!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!
I THOUGHT
I AGREED WITH ME.
I HANG BEACH-SIDE,
AND YOU, OUT-OF-TOUCH
OLD PEOPLE,
STAY IN THE HOTEL ROOM
AND DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
THERE'S A JIGSAW
PUZZLE IN THERE.
FUN, FUN!
WE DIDN'T
AGREE TO THAT.
AND WE'RE
NOT THAT OLD.
HEY!
LOOKIE OVER THERE!
SHUFFLEY
SHUFFLEBOARD COURT.
I USED TO BE A LOT
OF FUN IN MY DAY, YOU KNOW?
THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
BEFORE HE MET MOM.
BEAUTY TAMED THE BEAST!
LOOK, I NEED THIS
TIME TO CUT LOOSE
AND HAVE SOME FUN.
IT IS HARD WORK
HERDING LLAMAS 24/7.
YOU DON'T
DO THAT. I DO!
REGARDLESS! THIS
IS MY ONE CHANCE
AT A SUMMER OF FUN.
AND THIS VACATION
IS OUR ONE CHANCE
TO SPEND TIME
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY,
WHICH, FOR SOME REASON,
INCLUDES YOU.
OK?
FINE! AS LONG
AS NO ONE CAN SEE
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
Kuzco: YEP, IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
THAT'S WHERE I SHOW YOU
ALL THE WAYS
PACHA AND CHICHA
RUINED MY BEACH GROOVE.
I WAS ON MY WAY
TO BEING KING OF THE BEACH--
ENVIED BY MEN,
ADMIRED BY WOMEN,
SUNG TO BY MUSICAL DOGS--
UNTIL OLD MAN
BUZZ-KILL SHOWED UP!
PUT ON SUNSCREEN
AND A SOUVENIR
SUN HAT
AND YOUR FLOATILLA.
KUZCO, STAY OUT
OF THE WATER UNTIL
THAT RASH CLEARS UP!
THEN EVERYONE FLOATED AWAY,
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
OK, MAYBE NOT,
BUT THE PACHA BUNCH
SURE MADE IT
SO NO ONE COULD SEE
MY TOTAL COOLNESS.
SO MUCH FOR
THE SUMMER OF FUN.
YOU'RE KUZCO, RIGHT?
I'M YASMINE.
HUH?
AREN'T PARENTS
THE WORST?
YEAH!
I MEAN, YOU TOO?
IT'S SO HARD
NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GEEK
WITH THEM AROUND.
I MEAN, NOT FOR YOU.
YOUR COOLNESS
RADIATES SO BRIGHTLY,
I CAN'T EVEN SEE
THE PEASANT RIFFRAFF
YOU ROLLED IN HERE WITH.
WOW. YOU LIKE ME,
ME LIKE ME.
THIS IS PERFECT!
AND I'D LOVE TO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH YOU.
JUST THE TWO OF US
TO, UH, TALK.
COOL! BUT FIRST...
HEY, BEACH TEENS!
GET A LOAD OF ME WITH
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON MY ARM!
YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE
ALL VERY IMPRESSED,
BUT I WAS REALLY HOPING
TO GET YOU ALONE
TO A PRIVATE,
SECLUDED AREA WHERE...
YEESH, KINDA PRICEY.
DON'T THEY HAVE
A KIDS' MENU FOR YOU?
JUST ORDER
WHATEVER'S QUICKEST!
SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME?
UH, YOU'RE
THE BEST, KUZCO.
EVERY MOMENT AWAY
FROM YOU IS...
Yzma's voice:
TORTURE.
YEAH, I AM
PRETTY SPECIAL.
WE SHOULD
MAKE A LIST.
A--BECAUSE
I'M AN A-PLUS.
B--BECAUSE,
BOOM-BAM, BABY! I ROCK.
KRONK.
THE SERUM WORE OFF,
SO GO BACK TO
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
AND GET MORE.
HOW'S THAT AGAIN?
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
WHERE YOU COLLECTED
THE SAMPLES!
RIGHT! BUT CAN YOU
EXPLAIN IT ALL
ONE MORE TIME?
NOT FOR ME,
BUT AS IF SOMEONE
WERE WATCHING
WHO HADN'T BEEN
PRIVY TO EVERYTHING
THAT HAS TAKEN
PLACE SO FAR.
[SCOFFS] VERY WELL.
FIRST, YOU COLLECTED THE
WATER FROM THE MYSTERIOUS
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH,
THEN I DRANK THE WATER AND
BECAME YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL.
THEN, POSING AS YASMINE,
I ROMANCED THE KUZCO
AND LOWERED HIS DEFENSES.
THEN WHEN I FINALLY
GET HIM ALL ALONE,
BAM!
I'LL WALLOP HIM
INTO WORM FOOD,
AND I WILL
BECOME EMPRESS!
HA HA HA!
IT WAS, IS, AND
WILL BE BRILLIANT!
HUH?
UH, OOPS.
DON'T SPILL, DON'T
SPILL, DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL--AHH!
DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL...
DON'T SPILL, DON'T--
DON'T SPILL, OK.
DON'T SPILL, DON'T
SPILL, DON'T SPILL--
AHH--DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL!
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[DISHES BREAK]
DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL--AHHH!
NO!
ARE WE REALLY
OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH?
OF COURSE NOT, DEAR.
AND I WAS COOL.
THE COOLEST, DEAR.
DARN RIGHT I WAS.
SAY WHEN.
THAT'S ALL?
THAT SHOULD BE
ENOUGH, RIGHT?
WELL, WE'LL SEE,
WON'T WE?
I SHOULD BE
A SPRING CHICKEN
BY NOW!
OR A BABY DINOSAUR.
MIGHT BE MORE
APPROPRIATE FOR YOU.
SO, HAVE YOU
CHECKED OUT
THE PADDLE BOATS?
BY THE CABANA RENTALS?
YEAH. THEY LOOK FUN.
HMM.
A LITTLE PRICEY,
THOUGH.
HMM. THEY NEVER
TELL YOU ABOUT
THE DEPOSIT.
[LAUGHS]
AND Z--
I'M ZANY, ZIPPY,
AND A GREAT
ZYLOPHONE PLAYER.
WILL YOUR DATE
BE RETURNING?
DATE? WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU--OOH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WOW. HOW LONG
SHE BEEN GONE?
3 1/2 HOURS.
OOH. I GUESS THAT MEANS
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
PROBABLY DECIDED
SHE WASN'T GOOD
ENOUGH FOR ME.
PROBABLY.
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
TALKED ABOUT MYSELF MORE.
Girl: PACHA AND CHICHA
ARE THE COOLEST!
YEAH, THE RIGHT
REALLY COOLEST NEW
ROYALTY ON THE BEACH!
CHICHA? PACHA? HOW?
DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE!
NOW WHO'S OLD AND OUT
OF TOUCH, GRANDPA?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE MAKING A TINY DENT
IN MY UNPARALLELED
BEACH POPULARITY!
[SIGHS] I'M GONNA GO GET
AN EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
HEY.
HEY, YOURSELF,
ABANDONER.
I'M SO SORRY
I RAN OFF.
I HAD A, UH,
DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
WHAT?
I MEAN, I--I
JUST GOT SCARED
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO GET HURT
BY SOMEONE
AS AWESOME AS YOU?
OOH! A IS
FOR "AWESOME"!
I COULD START AGAIN.
KUZCO, I REALIZE NOW
THAT I DON'T WANT
TO SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE
WITHOUT YOU!
ONK-KRAY ING-BRAY
THE AMMER-HAY!
I...RIGHT.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
PACHA IS THE RIGHT
COOL-COOLEST OF THE COOL!
TIMES 2!
COOL-COOLEST?
MAYBE.
BUT TIMES 2?
SORRY, YASMINE.
I HAVE SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
A GIRL LIKE YOU
DESERVES...
KING OF THE BEACH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
WHOEVER WINS
THE SURF CONTEST
WILL BE THE OFFICIAL
GNARLIEST, COOLEST,
MOST AWESOME GUY
ON THE BEACH.
I CAN'T WAIT THROUGH
SOME SILLY SURF CONTEST!
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO GO WITH...
PLAN B!
WHAT?
SHOULD I BRING THE PLAN B
MECHANICAL SQUID?
Yzma: NO. WHY ON EARTH
WOULD WE NEED THAT?
I'M PACKING IT ANYWAY.
DON'T DO IT!
[WHISPERS] I'm doing' it.
TOLD YA SO.
[CHEERING]
OH, MY GOSH!
WHAT IS IT?
WHOA!
AAH, AAH!
Yzma: KRONK, YOU FOOL!
[SCREAMING]
YOU'RE OK NOW.
OOH!
WELL, THAT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED.
BUT YOU MISSED
YOUR CHANCE TO WIN
THE SURF CONTEST.
NO. YOU WIPED OUT.
I TOTALLY WON!
[LAUGHS]
I'M JUST RAZZIN' YA.
IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED,
BUT YOU GO AHEAD
AND RIDE IN, KUZCO.
TODAY'S YOUR DAY
TO BE KING OF THE BEACH.
[CHEERING]
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU THINK I'M UNCOOL
FOR HANGING OUT
WITH MIDDLE-AGED
FAMILY FOGIES AGAIN.
BETCHA THINK
OLD PACHA THERE IS...
"UNCOOL" AND
AN EMBARRASSMENT,
A SHAMEFUL HUMILIATION,
A BLIGHT ON MY SUN-LIKE
RADIANCE--
WHAT IS HE
TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU THINK!
PACHA'S MY FAMILY.
HE CARES ABOUT ME,
NOT HOW COOL I AM.
FAMILY. NOW, THAT'S
WHAT'S REALLY COOL.
THAT'S THE LAMEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
HOW CAN YOU HANG
AROUND THIS GUY?
RIGHTY-O!
WANNA GO PLAY
SHUFFLEBOARD?
KRONK, STOP MOVING!
I'M NOT MOVING,
YOU'RE MOVING.
I TOLD YOU NOT
TO MOVE, YOU BIG BABY!
[CRYING]
AAH!
I WANT MY WOMPIE!
OK, I KNOW.
CRYING FOR MY WOMPIE
ISN'T VERY EMPEROR-LIKE,
BUT AFTER THE DAY
I JUST HAD,
IT'S TOTALLY
UNDERSTANDABLE.
LET'S REWIND A LITTLE
BIT HERE AND...
KISS ME,
YOU HANDSOME HUNK!
ANYTHING FOR YOU,
MALINA.
[KISSING]
OK, TOO FAR.
Clock:
KUZCO! KUZCO! KUZCO!
SOMETHIN' TELLS ME
THIS IS GONNA BE
A KUZCO KIND OF DAY!
LOOKIN' GOOD!
[SINGING]
AAH!
[GROWLING]
AAH!
STRANGE. I DON'T
REMEMBER LEAVING ONE
OF THOSE IN THERE.
IT'S ALMOST
AS IF SOMEONE'S
OUT TO DESTROY ME.
"I AM OUT
TO DESTROY YOU. "
ALL RIGHT,
REAL FUNNY, YZMA.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
I'M NOT YZMA.
[LAUGHS] OH,
BUT I'LL GO GET HER.
[DOOR OPENS] YZMA?
KUZCO WANTS TO SEE YOU.
Yzma: OK. YOU STAY HERE
WHILE I TALK TO HIM.
[DOOR CLOSES]
HELLO, KUZCO.
[SIGHS] LOOK,
I KNOW IT WAS YOU
WHO SENT
THIS THREATENING NOTE!
I WISH
I COULD TAKE CREDIT,
BUT SNEAKING
POTIONS INTO FOOD
TO TURN YOU
INTO SILLY ANIMALS
IS MORE MY STYLE.
OH, OFF TOPIC--DID YOU
GET THE DELICIOUS
CUPCAKES I SENT YOU?
PSST! THERE WAS
A LITTLE OBLEM-PRAY
WITH THE AN-PLAY
TO TURN UZCO-KAY
INTO AN IPPO-HAY.
HMM. IF IT
WASN'T YOU, THEN...
YOU THREE HAVE
HAD IT OUT FOR ME
SINCE THE DAY
I MOVED IN
AND THREW
ALL YOUR STUFF AWAY.
[BURPS]
A LIKELY STORY.
ADMIT IT! YOU WERE SO
MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME,
YOU'D DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE SURE
I DIDN'T END UP
IN THE ARMS
OF ANOTHER WOMAN.
LATER, KUZCO.
[DOOR CLOSES]
YOU'RE DISMISSED.
I'M ON TO YOU, PAL!
YOU'VE ALWAYS RESENTED
THE CHARMED LIFE I LIVE,
JEALOUSY CONSUMED
YOUR EVERY THOUGHT,
DIDN'T IT, DIDN'T IT?
ORRY-SAY I'M ATE-LAY.
I HAD TO TAKE THE IPPO-HAY
ANTIDOTE...AY.
OR IDOTE-ANTI-HAY. HMM.
ACTUALLY, HOW DO YOU
SAY THAT?
I MEAN, WHEN A WORD
STARTS WITH A VOWEL--
OH, SHUT UP AND PAY
ATTENTION TO MY NEW PLAN!
FIRST, WE PLANT
A PAPAYA TREE AND WATER IT
UNTIL IT SPROUTS THE FINEST
PAPAYAS IN THE LAND.
THEN WE SELL THE PAPAYAS
AT THE LOCAL MARKET.
NEXT, WE USE THE PROFITS
TO BUY DELICIOUS
PAPAYA PRESERVES
AT THE GENERAL STORE.
FINALLY, WE SLIP A POTION
INTO THE PRESERVES,
GIVE THEM TO KUZCO,
AND WATCH HIM
TURN INTO A KINKAJOU!
[CACKLES] BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
I THINK WE'RE
SCRAPING THE BOTTOM
OF THE BARREL HERE.
I MEAN, WHO EVEN KNOWS
WHAT A KIN-KA-JOU IS?
I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE
COMING UP WITH IDEAS.
WELL, MAYBE WE
SHOULD TAKE A PAGE
FROM THE LATEST ISSUE OF...
PAJAMA LLAMA!
WHAT IS THAT?
SOME KIND OF
SUPERHERO LLAMA
THAT WEARS PAJAMAS?
NO! [LAUGHS]
THAT'D BE STUPID!
HE'S A SUPERHERO LLAMA
THAT DEFEATS BAD GUYS
BY TURNING THEIR CLOTHES
INTO PAJAMAS.
THAT DOESN'T
EVEN MAKE SENSE.
OF COURSE IT DOES!
THEY'RE IN PUBLIC,
WEARING PAJAMAS.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
PAJAMA LLAMA'S ALWAYS
GOT THE BEST IDEAS.
HE'S THE GREATEST SUPERHERO
THAT EVER LIVED!
OH, KRONK! PAJAMA
LLAMA'S NOTHING
BUT A HACKED-OUT,
CHEAP COMIC BOOK
MASS-MARKETED TO
STEAL THE ALLOWANCE
AWAY FROM GULLIBLE
ADOLESCENT BOYS!
HE'S NOT REAL!
[GASPS] WHAT?
BUH-BUH...
NO GOOD...
WHAT? [GASPS]
EVERYTHING I KNOW
IS WRONG.
[CRYING]
WELL, I GUESS NO ONE'S
OUT TO DESTROY ME.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
A BIG MISUNDERSTAND...
ING!
OW. RIGHT ON MY KUZE-KUZE.
[CHAINS RATTLE]
REMEMBER ME?
UM, SURE, UH,
HOW'S IT GOIN' THERE,
UH...FELLA?
THEODORE.
TILL LATER, RIGHT.
IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.
DOES THAT HELP?!
NO.
FINE.
I'LL TELL YOU
IN FLASHBACK.
YAY! FLASHBACK!
Man: I WAS
IN THE PARK,
FINISHING MY FAVORITE
NOVELLA, WHEN...
[GASPS] YOU BROKE
THE NOSE OFF MY STATUE.
GUARD PEOPLE!
WAIT! THERE'S
BEEN A MISTAKE!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER.
NO! YOU GOTTA TOE-KICK
IT. LIKE THIS.
HMM. NOW WHERE
DID I KICK THAT BALL?
[GASPS] YOU BROKE
THE NOSE OFF MY STATUE.
GUARD PEOPLE!
WAIT! THERE'S
BEEN A MISTAKE!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GUY?
BREAKING THE NOSE OFF
MY STATUE LIKE THAT?
KUZCO, I THINK
YOU DID THAT.
HUH.
OH, WELL.
NO HARM DONE.
KUZCO, YOU SHOULD
CALL BACK THE GUARDS.
AS EMPEROR,
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO ALWAYS DO
THE HONORABLE THING.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING,
AND I WON'T LET
ANYTHING DISTRACT ME.
HA HA! LOOK! THERE'S
A MONKEY WITH A FUNNY HAT!
HERE, MONKEY, UNKEY, UNKEY!
I HAVE BEEN ROTTING
IN THAT PRISON,
WAITING 7 YEARS
FOR MY REVENGE.
WELL, I'VE BEEN
WAITING 7 YEARS TO SEE
THAT MONKEY AGAIN.
HE WAS FUNNY!
YOU'VE THWARTED
EVERY TRAP I SET!
BUT NO MORE!
LOOK, TILL LATER.
WE COULD ARGUE ALL DAY
ABOUT WHO LEFT WHO TO ROT
IN PRISON FOR 7 YEARS, BUT--
[SCREAMS]
AAH! I WANT MY WOMPIE!
[SCREAMS]
HUH? OOH, PILLOWS!
OUCH!
[CRYING]
STOP MOPING!
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!
I DON'T WANNA.
COME ON, KRONK. I'LL
LET YOU PULL THE LEVER.
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
LIKE TO PULL THE LEVER.
WHAT'S THE POINT
OF PULLING ANYTHING
IN A WORLD
WITHOUT HEROES?
TILL LATER
COULD BE ANYWHERE.
BETTER KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS.
AAH!
AAH!
[WHIMPERS]
OK, KUZCO.
A NICE, RELAXING DIP
IN THE HOT TUB
WILL CALM YOUR NERVES.
[CHOMPING]
PIRANHAS!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I'M SORRY. MEA CULPA,
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
WHAT CAN I DO
TO MAKE YOU STOP?
NOTHING. UNLESS
YOU CAN GIVE ME BACK
THE LAST 7 YEARS
OF MY LIFE!
SURE, I CAN DO THAT!
Kuzco: HERE YOU GO.
TILL LATER.
THE HIGH SCHOOL PROM
YOU NEVER HAD.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO WEAR THE DRESS.
NOW YOU TELL ME?
NOW I WILL RECREATE
THE THRILLING FINAL PLAY
OF LAST YEAR'S
KUZCOBALL'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
10 SECONDS LEFT.
HE GETS THE BALL.
HE FAKES LEFT, FAKES RIGHT.
SPLITS DEFENDERS, JUMPS OFF
THE WALL PAST THE BLOCKER,
HERE COMES THE SHOT,
AND BLAM GOES THE THUNDER,
THE CROWD GOES WILD!
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
FROM ALL OF US TO YOU ♪
♪ WE WISH
IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY ♪
♪ SO WE COULD
PARTY, TOO ♪ HEY!
TIME TO BLOW OUT
YOUR 7 BIRTHDAY
CAKES.
MAKE A WISH.
I WISH I HADN'T SPENT
THE BEST YEARS
OF MY LIFE IN PRISON.
YEESH. WAY TO RUIN THE
MOOD, CAPTAIN BUZZ-KILL.
ALL RIGHT,
TIME FOR PRESENTS!
THIS BIG ONE'S FROM ME.
[GASPS]
AN EMPEROR'S CLOAK!
HEY, IF
IT'S NOT YOUR SIZE,
I KNOW A CERTAIN
EMPEROR-TO-BE
WHO REALLY NEEDS
ONE OF THOSE.
WHAT'S WRONG,
KRONK? YOU LOVE
BIRTHDAY CAKE.
WHEN YOUR DREAMS
HAVE BEEN SHATTERED,
EVEN THE SWEETEST CAKE
TASTES BITTER.
KRONK BETTER
APPRECIATE THIS.
HUZZAH! IT IS I,
LLAMA HERO-THING.
I'VE COME TO BATTLE
EVIL VILLAINS
AND CHEER UP
SAD LITTLE BOYS.
[GASPS] PAJAMA LLAMA!
YOU'RE REAL!
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
THAT OLD HAG, YZMA,
SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T,
BUT I KNEW YOU WERE.
YES, WELL,
PAJAMA LLAMA THINKS
YOU SHOULD WATCH
YOUR BIG DUMB MOUTH.
OH, OH! CAN YOU SHOW US
YOUR PAJAMA POWER?
OR LIFT THAT TREE
IN THE AIR!
OR FLY AROUND THE WORLD!
UH...
PAJAMA LLAMA'S BEEN
NURSING A SORE BACK,
SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE
DOING ANY OF THAT STUFF.
WELL, AT LEAST
SING YOUR THEME SONG.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
SURE, MY--MY THEME SONG.
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ I AM A PAJAMA LLAMA! ♪
♪ I LIKE TO FIGHT WITH STUFF ♪
♪ AND I WEAR
A STUPID BLUE CAPE ♪
BUH-DUM.
YAY!
YOU SANG IT
EXACTLY PERFECT!
KUZCO, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
TO MAKE UP FOR THE 7 YEARS.
ESPECIALLY THE VISIT
FROM PAJAMA LLAMA!
WELL, I GUESS IT WAS
ALL SORT OF MY FAULT,
SORT OF.
SO, YOU'RE DONE
WITH THE WHOLE, UH,
KUZCO THING?
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
COOL! NOW I CAN
GO BACK TO MY MORE
RATIONAL FEARS.
LIKE THE LETTER "L"
AND GRAVITY.
NOW GO LONG!
WHAT? NO!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
KUZCO!
DON'T WORRY! I WON'T REST
UNTIL YOU'RE A FREE...
HA HA! LOOK!
IT'S THAT MONKEY
WITH THE FUNNY HAT!
HERE, MONKEY, UNKEY!
HERE, MONKEY, UNKEY!
Radio announcer: WE NOW RETURN
TO THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
OF PAJAMA LLAMA!
Singer: ♪ I AM PAJAMA LLAMA! ♪
♪ I LIKE TO FIGHT WITH STUFF ♪
♪ AND I WEAR
A STUPID BLUE CAPE ♪
Robber: COME ON, BOYS!
WE GOTTA EMPTY THIS HERE SAFE
BEFORE THE COPPERS COME!
Pajama Llama: NOT SO FAST!
Robber: DRATS! MY CLOTHES
HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO PAJAMAS!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
IT'S VACATION TIME!
A VACATION FROM SCHOOL,
A VACATION FROM WORK,
AND A VACATION FROM SAYING--
THEME MUSIC.
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT
TO ACE THAT TEST ♪
♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
EXACTLY!
EXACTLY!
LET'S GO!
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
♪ HIS ABCs ♪
♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UHH...
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
K-U-Z-C-O!
KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
Kuzco: AH, MACHU BEACH-U.
SUN,
SURF,
GIRLS.
[WHISTLES]
THIS IS PERFECT!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
OF ALL THE BEACHES
IN ALL THE TOWN,
HE HAD TO WALK
INTO MINE.
YEAH,
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
I CAN'T COLLECT
POTION SUPPLIES
WITH KUZCO
LURKING AROUND.
HE'LL TOTALLY
THROW OFF MY GROOVE.
OUR WORKING VACATION
IS RUINED!
YEAH, I'M STILL
HAVIN' A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH THE WHOLE
"WORKING VACATION" THING.
HOW MUCH OF A VACATION
CAN IT REALLY BE
IF YOU HAVE TO WORK?
I THINK
YOU TRICKED ME.
FINE! IF KUZCO WANTS
TO VACATION HERE,
I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S
THE LAST VACATION
HE EVER TAKES.
TO THE SECRET LAB!
YOU PACKED THE SECRET LAB
INSIDE THE LLAMA-BAGO?
I LIKE
TO BE PREPARED.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED
TO PACK LIGHT.
WE DID, WE DID.
LABORATORY'S
NOT PACKING LIGHT.
WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT
CONCERNS RIGHT NOW!
PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!
Kuzco:
LET THE SUMMER OF FUN BEGIN.
HEY, LADIES.
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,
OR SHOULD I
WALK UP AGAIN?
Pacha: KUZCO!
YOU COULDN'T TAKE
2 SECONDS TO HELP US
UNLOAD THE CART.
HEH! PARDON ME.
LET'S SET UP
THE BADMINTON NET FIRST,
AND THEN WE CAN START
THE FAMILY SAND CASTLE
COMPETITION.
NOT SO LOUD!
THE TEEN SET HERE
DOESN'T KNOW ME
AND HOW COOLIE,
COOL, COOL
I AM YET,
AND, UH,
YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
COME ON, KUZCO!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!
I THOUGHT
I AGREED WITH ME.
I HANG BEACH-SIDE,
AND YOU, OUT-OF-TOUCH
OLD PEOPLE,
STAY IN THE HOTEL ROOM
AND DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
THERE'S A JIGSAW
PUZZLE IN THERE.
FUN, FUN!
WE DIDN'T
AGREE TO THAT.
AND WE'RE
NOT THAT OLD.
HEY!
LOOKIE OVER THERE!
SHUFFLEY
SHUFFLEBOARD COURT.
I USED TO BE A LOT
OF FUN IN MY DAY, YOU KNOW?
THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
BEFORE HE MET MOM.
BEAUTY TAMED THE BEAST!
LOOK, I NEED THIS
TIME TO CUT LOOSE
AND HAVE SOME FUN.
IT IS HARD WORK
HERDING LLAMAS 24/7.
YOU DON'T
DO THAT. I DO!
REGARDLESS! THIS
IS MY ONE CHANCE
AT A SUMMER OF FUN.
AND THIS VACATION
IS OUR ONE CHANCE
TO SPEND TIME
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY,
WHICH, FOR SOME REASON,
INCLUDES YOU.
OK?
FINE! AS LONG
AS NO ONE CAN SEE
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
Kuzco: YEP, IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
THAT'S WHERE I SHOW YOU
ALL THE WAYS
PACHA AND CHICHA
RUINED MY BEACH GROOVE.
I WAS ON MY WAY
TO BEING KING OF THE BEACH--
ENVIED BY MEN,
ADMIRED BY WOMEN,
SUNG TO BY MUSICAL DOGS--
UNTIL OLD MAN
BUZZ-KILL SHOWED UP!
PUT ON SUNSCREEN
AND A SOUVENIR
SUN HAT
AND YOUR FLOATILLA.
KUZCO, STAY OUT
OF THE WATER UNTIL
THAT RASH CLEARS UP!
THEN EVERYONE FLOATED AWAY,
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
OK, MAYBE NOT,
BUT THE PACHA BUNCH
SURE MADE IT
SO NO ONE COULD SEE
MY TOTAL COOLNESS.
SO MUCH FOR
THE SUMMER OF FUN.
YOU'RE KUZCO, RIGHT?
I'M YASMINE.
HUH?
AREN'T PARENTS
THE WORST?
YEAH!
I MEAN, YOU TOO?
IT'S SO HARD
NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GEEK
WITH THEM AROUND.
I MEAN, NOT FOR YOU.
YOUR COOLNESS
RADIATES SO BRIGHTLY,
I CAN'T EVEN SEE
THE PEASANT RIFFRAFF
YOU ROLLED IN HERE WITH.
WOW. YOU LIKE ME,
ME LIKE ME.
THIS IS PERFECT!
AND I'D LOVE TO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH YOU.
JUST THE TWO OF US
TO, UH, TALK.
COOL! BUT FIRST...
HEY, BEACH TEENS!
GET A LOAD OF ME WITH
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON MY ARM!
YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE
ALL VERY IMPRESSED,
BUT I WAS REALLY HOPING
TO GET YOU ALONE
TO A PRIVATE,
SECLUDED AREA WHERE...
YEESH, KINDA PRICEY.
DON'T THEY HAVE
A KIDS' MENU FOR YOU?
JUST ORDER
WHATEVER'S QUICKEST!
SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME?
UH, YOU'RE
THE BEST, KUZCO.
EVERY MOMENT AWAY
FROM YOU IS...
Yzma's voice:
TORTURE.
YEAH, I AM
PRETTY SPECIAL.
WE SHOULD
MAKE A LIST.
A--BECAUSE
I'M AN A-PLUS.
B--BECAUSE,
BOOM-BAM, BABY! I ROCK.
KRONK.
THE SERUM WORE OFF,
SO GO BACK TO
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
AND GET MORE.
HOW'S THAT AGAIN?
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
WHERE YOU COLLECTED
THE SAMPLES!
RIGHT! BUT CAN YOU
EXPLAIN IT ALL
ONE MORE TIME?
NOT FOR ME,
BUT AS IF SOMEONE
WERE WATCHING
WHO HADN'T BEEN
PRIVY TO EVERYTHING
THAT HAS TAKEN
PLACE SO FAR.
[SCOFFS] VERY WELL.
FIRST, YOU COLLECTED THE
WATER FROM THE MYSTERIOUS
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH,
THEN I DRANK THE WATER AND
BECAME YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL.
THEN, POSING AS YASMINE,
I ROMANCED THE KUZCO
AND LOWERED HIS DEFENSES.
THEN WHEN I FINALLY
GET HIM ALL ALONE,
BAM!
I'LL WALLOP HIM
INTO WORM FOOD,
AND I WILL
BECOME EMPRESS!
HA HA HA!
IT WAS, IS, AND
WILL BE BRILLIANT!
HUH?
UH, OOPS.
DON'T SPILL, DON'T
SPILL, DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL--AHH!
DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL...
DON'T SPILL, DON'T--
DON'T SPILL, OK.
DON'T SPILL, DON'T
SPILL, DON'T SPILL--
AHH--DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL!
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[DISHES BREAK]
DON'T SPILL,
DON'T SPILL--AHHH!
NO!
ARE WE REALLY
OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH?
OF COURSE NOT, DEAR.
AND I WAS COOL.
THE COOLEST, DEAR.
DARN RIGHT I WAS.
SAY WHEN.
THAT'S ALL?
THAT SHOULD BE
ENOUGH, RIGHT?
WELL, WE'LL SEE,
WON'T WE?
I SHOULD BE
A SPRING CHICKEN
BY NOW!
OR A BABY DINOSAUR.
MIGHT BE MORE
APPROPRIATE FOR YOU.
SO, HAVE YOU
CHECKED OUT
THE PADDLE BOATS?
BY THE CABANA RENTALS?
YEAH. THEY LOOK FUN.
HMM.
A LITTLE PRICEY,
THOUGH.
HMM. THEY NEVER
TELL YOU ABOUT
THE DEPOSIT.
[LAUGHS]
AND Z--
I'M ZANY, ZIPPY,
AND A GREAT
ZYLOPHONE PLAYER.
WILL YOUR DATE
BE RETURNING?
DATE? WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU--OOH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WOW. HOW LONG
SHE BEEN GONE?
3 1/2 HOURS.
OOH. I GUESS THAT MEANS
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
PROBABLY DECIDED
SHE WASN'T GOOD
ENOUGH FOR ME.
PROBABLY.
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
TALKED ABOUT MYSELF MORE.
Girl: PACHA AND CHICHA
ARE THE COOLEST!
YEAH, THE RIGHT
REALLY COOLEST NEW
ROYALTY ON THE BEACH!
CHICHA? PACHA? HOW?
DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE!
NOW WHO'S OLD AND OUT
OF TOUCH, GRANDPA?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY'RE MAKING A TINY DENT
IN MY UNPARALLELED
BEACH POPULARITY!
[SIGHS] I'M GONNA GO GET
AN EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
HEY.
HEY, YOURSELF,
ABANDONER.
I'M SO SORRY
I RAN OFF.
I HAD A, UH,
DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
WHAT?
I MEAN, I--I
JUST GOT SCARED
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO GET HURT
BY SOMEONE
AS AWESOME AS YOU?
OOH! A IS
FOR "AWESOME"!
I COULD START AGAIN.
KUZCO, I REALIZE NOW
THAT I DON'T WANT
TO SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE
WITHOUT YOU!
ONK-KRAY ING-BRAY
THE AMMER-HAY!
I...RIGHT.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
PACHA IS THE RIGHT
COOL-COOLEST OF THE COOL!
TIMES 2!
COOL-COOLEST?
MAYBE.
BUT TIMES 2?
SORRY, YASMINE.
I HAVE SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
A GIRL LIKE YOU
DESERVES...
KING OF THE BEACH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
WHOEVER WINS
THE SURF CONTEST
WILL BE THE OFFICIAL
GNARLIEST, COOLEST,
MOST AWESOME GUY
ON THE BEACH.
I CAN'T WAIT THROUGH
SOME SILLY SURF CONTEST!
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO GO WITH...
PLAN B!
WHAT?
SHOULD I BRING THE PLAN B
MECHANICAL SQUID?
Yzma: NO. WHY ON EARTH
WOULD WE NEED THAT?
I'M PACKING IT ANYWAY.
DON'T DO IT!
[WHISPERS] I'm doing' it.
TOLD YA SO.
[CHEERING]
OH, MY GOSH!
WHAT IS IT?
WHOA!
AAH, AAH!
Yzma: KRONK, YOU FOOL!
[SCREAMING]
YOU'RE OK NOW.
OOH!
WELL, THAT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED.
BUT YOU MISSED
YOUR CHANCE TO WIN
THE SURF CONTEST.
NO. YOU WIPED OUT.
I TOTALLY WON!
[LAUGHS]
I'M JUST RAZZIN' YA.
IT WAS FUN
WHILE IT LASTED,
BUT YOU GO AHEAD
AND RIDE IN, KUZCO.
TODAY'S YOUR DAY
TO BE KING OF THE BEACH.
[CHEERING]
LOOK, I KNOW
YOU THINK I'M UNCOOL
FOR HANGING OUT
WITH MIDDLE-AGED
FAMILY FOGIES AGAIN.
BETCHA THINK
OLD PACHA THERE IS...
"UNCOOL" AND
AN EMBARRASSMENT,
A SHAMEFUL HUMILIATION,
A BLIGHT ON MY SUN-LIKE
RADIANCE--
WHAT IS HE
TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU THINK!
PACHA'S MY FAMILY.
HE CARES ABOUT ME,
NOT HOW COOL I AM.
FAMILY. NOW, THAT'S
WHAT'S REALLY COOL.
THAT'S THE LAMEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
HOW CAN YOU HANG
AROUND THIS GUY?
RIGHTY-O!
WANNA GO PLAY
SHUFFLEBOARD?
KRONK, STOP MOVING!
I'M NOT MOVING,
YOU'RE MOVING.
I TOLD YOU NOT
TO MOVE, YOU BIG BABY!
[CRYING]
AAH!
I WANT MY WOMPIE!
OK, I KNOW.
CRYING FOR MY WOMPIE
ISN'T VERY EMPEROR-LIKE,
BUT AFTER THE DAY
I JUST HAD,
IT'S TOTALLY
UNDERSTANDABLE.
LET'S REWIND A LITTLE
BIT HERE AND...
KISS ME,
YOU HANDSOME HUNK!
ANYTHING FOR YOU,
MALINA.
[KISSING]
OK, TOO FAR.
Clock:
KUZCO! KUZCO! KUZCO!
SOMETHIN' TELLS ME
THIS IS GONNA BE
A KUZCO KIND OF DAY!
LOOKIN' GOOD!
[SINGING]
AAH!
[GROWLING]
AAH!
STRANGE. I DON'T
REMEMBER LEAVING ONE
OF THOSE IN THERE.
IT'S ALMOST
AS IF SOMEONE'S
OUT TO DESTROY ME.
"I AM OUT
TO DESTROY YOU. "
ALL RIGHT,
REAL FUNNY, YZMA.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
I'M NOT YZMA.
[LAUGHS] OH,
BUT I'LL GO GET HER.
[DOOR OPENS] YZMA?
KUZCO WANTS TO SEE YOU.
Yzma: OK. YOU STAY HERE
WHILE I TALK TO HIM.
[DOOR CLOSES]
HELLO, KUZCO.
[SIGHS] LOOK,
I KNOW IT WAS YOU
WHO SENT
THIS THREATENING NOTE!
I WISH
I COULD TAKE CREDIT,
BUT SNEAKING
POTIONS INTO FOOD
TO TURN YOU
INTO SILLY ANIMALS
IS MORE MY STYLE.
OH, OFF TOPIC--DID YOU
GET THE DELICIOUS
CUPCAKES I SENT YOU?
PSST! THERE WAS
A LITTLE OBLEM-PRAY
WITH THE AN-PLAY
TO TURN UZCO-KAY
INTO AN IPPO-HAY.
HMM. IF IT
WASN'T YOU, THEN...
YOU THREE HAVE
HAD IT OUT FOR ME
SINCE THE DAY
I MOVED IN
AND THREW
ALL YOUR STUFF AWAY.
[BURPS]
A LIKELY STORY.
ADMIT IT! YOU WERE SO
MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME,
YOU'D DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE SURE
I DIDN'T END UP
IN THE ARMS
OF ANOTHER WOMAN.
LATER, KUZCO.
[DOOR CLOSES]
YOU'RE DISMISSED.
I'M ON TO YOU, PAL!
YOU'VE ALWAYS RESENTED
THE CHARMED LIFE I LIVE,
JEALOUSY CONSUMED
YOUR EVERY THOUGHT,
DIDN'T IT, DIDN'T IT?
ORRY-SAY I'M ATE-LAY.
I HAD TO TAKE THE IPPO-HAY
ANTIDOTE...AY.
OR IDOTE-ANTI-HAY. HMM.
ACTUALLY, HOW DO YOU
SAY THAT?
I MEAN, WHEN A WORD
STARTS WITH A VOWEL--
OH, SHUT UP AND PAY
ATTENTION TO MY NEW PLAN!
FIRST, WE PLANT
A PAPAYA TREE AND WATER IT
UNTIL IT SPROUTS THE FINEST
PAPAYAS IN THE LAND.
THEN WE SELL THE PAPAYAS
AT THE LOCAL MARKET.
NEXT, WE USE THE PROFITS
TO BUY DELICIOUS
PAPAYA PRESERVES
AT THE GENERAL STORE.
FINALLY, WE SLIP A POTION
INTO THE PRESERVES,
GIVE THEM TO KUZCO,
AND WATCH HIM
TURN INTO A KINKAJOU!
[CACKLES] BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
I THINK WE'RE
SCRAPING THE BOTTOM
OF THE BARREL HERE.
I MEAN, WHO EVEN KNOWS
WHAT A KIN-KA-JOU IS?
I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE
COMING UP WITH IDEAS.
WELL, MAYBE WE
SHOULD TAKE A PAGE
FROM THE LATEST ISSUE OF...
PAJAMA LLAMA!
WHAT IS THAT?
SOME KIND OF
SUPERHERO LLAMA
THAT WEARS PAJAMAS?
NO! [LAUGHS]
THAT'D BE STUPID!
HE'S A SUPERHERO LLAMA
THAT DEFEATS BAD GUYS
BY TURNING THEIR CLOTHES
INTO PAJAMAS.
THAT DOESN'T
EVEN MAKE SENSE.
OF COURSE IT DOES!
THEY'RE IN PUBLIC,
WEARING PAJAMAS.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
PAJAMA LLAMA'S ALWAYS
GOT THE BEST IDEAS.
HE'S THE GREATEST SUPERHERO
THAT EVER LIVED!
OH, KRONK! PAJAMA
LLAMA'S NOTHING
BUT A HACKED-OUT,
CHEAP COMIC BOOK
MASS-MARKETED TO
STEAL THE ALLOWANCE
AWAY FROM GULLIBLE
ADOLESCENT BOYS!
HE'S NOT REAL!
[GASPS] WHAT?
BUH-BUH...
NO GOOD...
WHAT? [GASPS]
EVERYTHING I KNOW
IS WRONG.
[CRYING]
WELL, I GUESS NO ONE'S
OUT TO DESTROY ME.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
A BIG MISUNDERSTAND...
ING!
OW. RIGHT ON MY KUZE-KUZE.
[CHAINS RATTLE]
REMEMBER ME?
UM, SURE, UH,
HOW'S IT GOIN' THERE,
UH...FELLA?
THEODORE.
TILL LATER, RIGHT.
IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.
DOES THAT HELP?!
NO.
FINE.
I'LL TELL YOU
IN FLASHBACK.
YAY! FLASHBACK!
Man: I WAS
IN THE PARK,
FINISHING MY FAVORITE
NOVELLA, WHEN...
[GASPS] YOU BROKE
THE NOSE OFF MY STATUE.
GUARD PEOPLE!
WAIT! THERE'S
BEEN A MISTAKE!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER.
NO! YOU GOTTA TOE-KICK
IT. LIKE THIS.
HMM. NOW WHERE
DID I KICK THAT BALL?
[GASPS] YOU BROKE
THE NOSE OFF MY STATUE.
GUARD PEOPLE!
WAIT! THERE'S
BEEN A MISTAKE!
I DIDN'T DO IT!
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GUY?
BREAKING THE NOSE OFF
MY STATUE LIKE THAT?
KUZCO, I THINK
YOU DID THAT.
HUH.
OH, WELL.
NO HARM DONE.
KUZCO, YOU SHOULD
CALL BACK THE GUARDS.
AS EMPEROR,
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO ALWAYS DO
THE HONORABLE THING.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING,
AND I WON'T LET
ANYTHING DISTRACT ME.
HA HA! LOOK! THERE'S
A MONKEY WITH A FUNNY HAT!
HERE, MONKEY, UNKEY, UNKEY!
I HAVE BEEN ROTTING
IN THAT PRISON,
WAITING 7 YEARS
FOR MY REVENGE.
WELL, I'VE BEEN
WAITING 7 YEARS TO SEE
THAT MONKEY AGAIN.
HE WAS FUNNY!
YOU'VE THWARTED
EVERY TRAP I SET!
BUT NO MORE!
LOOK, TILL LATER.
WE COULD ARGUE ALL DAY
ABOUT WHO LEFT WHO TO ROT
IN PRISON FOR 7 YEARS, BUT--
[SCREAMS]
AAH! I WANT MY WOMPIE!
[SCREAMS]
HUH? OOH, PILLOWS!
OUCH!
[CRYING]
STOP MOPING!
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!
I DON'T WANNA.
COME ON, KRONK. I'LL
LET YOU PULL THE LEVER.
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
LIKE TO PULL THE LEVER.
WHAT'S THE POINT
OF PULLING ANYTHING
IN A WORLD
WITHOUT HEROES?
TILL LATER
COULD BE ANYWHERE.
BETTER KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS.
AAH!
AAH!
[WHIMPERS]
OK, KUZCO.
A NICE, RELAXING DIP
IN THE HOT TUB
WILL CALM YOUR NERVES.
[CHOMPING]
PIRANHAS!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I'M SORRY. MEA CULPA,
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
WHAT CAN I DO
TO MAKE YOU STOP?
NOTHING. UNLESS
YOU CAN GIVE ME BACK
THE LAST 7 YEARS
OF MY LIFE!
SURE, I CAN DO THAT!
Kuzco: HERE YOU GO.
TILL LATER.
THE HIGH SCHOOL PROM
YOU NEVER HAD.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO WEAR THE DRESS.
NOW YOU TELL ME?
NOW I WILL RECREATE
THE THRILLING FINAL PLAY
OF LAST YEAR'S
KUZCOBALL'S CHAMPIONSHIP!
10 SECONDS LEFT.
HE GETS THE BALL.
HE FAKES LEFT, FAKES RIGHT.
SPLITS DEFENDERS, JUMPS OFF
THE WALL PAST THE BLOCKER,
HERE COMES THE SHOT,
AND BLAM GOES THE THUNDER,
THE CROWD GOES WILD!
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
FROM ALL OF US TO YOU ♪
♪ WE WISH
IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY ♪
♪ SO WE COULD
PARTY, TOO ♪ HEY!
TIME TO BLOW OUT
YOUR 7 BIRTHDAY
CAKES.
MAKE A WISH.
I WISH I HADN'T SPENT
THE BEST YEARS
OF MY LIFE IN PRISON.
YEESH. WAY TO RUIN THE
MOOD, CAPTAIN BUZZ-KILL.
ALL RIGHT,
TIME FOR PRESENTS!
THIS BIG ONE'S FROM ME.
[GASPS]
AN EMPEROR'S CLOAK!
HEY, IF
IT'S NOT YOUR SIZE,
I KNOW A CERTAIN
EMPEROR-TO-BE
WHO REALLY NEEDS
ONE OF THOSE.
WHAT'S WRONG,
KRONK? YOU LOVE
BIRTHDAY CAKE.
WHEN YOUR DREAMS
HAVE BEEN SHATTERED,
EVEN THE SWEETEST CAKE
TASTES BITTER.
KRONK BETTER
APPRECIATE THIS.
HUZZAH! IT IS I,
LLAMA HERO-THING.
I'VE COME TO BATTLE
EVIL VILLAINS
AND CHEER UP
SAD LITTLE BOYS.
[GASPS] PAJAMA LLAMA!
YOU'RE REAL!
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
THAT OLD HAG, YZMA,
SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T,
BUT I KNEW YOU WERE.
YES, WELL,
PAJAMA LLAMA THINKS
YOU SHOULD WATCH
YOUR BIG DUMB MOUTH.
OH, OH! CAN YOU SHOW US
YOUR PAJAMA POWER?
OR LIFT THAT TREE
IN THE AIR!
OR FLY AROUND THE WORLD!
UH...
PAJAMA LLAMA'S BEEN
NURSING A SORE BACK,
SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE
DOING ANY OF THAT STUFF.
WELL, AT LEAST
SING YOUR THEME SONG.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
SURE, MY--MY THEME SONG.
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ I AM A PAJAMA LLAMA! ♪
♪ I LIKE TO FIGHT WITH STUFF ♪
♪ AND I WEAR
A STUPID BLUE CAPE ♪
BUH-DUM.
YAY!
YOU SANG IT
EXACTLY PERFECT!
KUZCO, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
TO MAKE UP FOR THE 7 YEARS.
ESPECIALLY THE VISIT
FROM PAJAMA LLAMA!
WELL, I GUESS IT WAS
ALL SORT OF MY FAULT,
SORT OF.
SO, YOU'RE DONE
WITH THE WHOLE, UH,
KUZCO THING?
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
COOL! NOW I CAN
GO BACK TO MY MORE
RATIONAL FEARS.
LIKE THE LETTER "L"
AND GRAVITY.
NOW GO LONG!
WHAT? NO!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
KUZCO!
DON'T WORRY! I WON'T REST
UNTIL YOU'RE A FREE...
HA HA! LOOK!
IT'S THAT MONKEY
WITH THE FUNNY HAT!
HERE, MONKEY, UNKEY!
HERE, MONKEY, UNKEY!
Radio announcer: WE NOW RETURN
TO THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
OF PAJAMA LLAMA!
Singer: ♪ I AM PAJAMA LLAMA! ♪
♪ I LIKE TO FIGHT WITH STUFF ♪
♪ AND I WEAR
A STUPID BLUE CAPE ♪
Robber: COME ON, BOYS!
WE GOTTA EMPTY THIS HERE SAFE
BEFORE THE COPPERS COME!
Pajama Llama: NOT SO FAST!
Robber: DRATS! MY CLOTHES
HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO PAJAMAS!
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