The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 17 - Yzma Be Gone/Last Ditch Effort - full transcript

[I- Yzma Be Gone] Yzma's endless transformation potion plans get on Kuzco's nerves. He takes Guaca's suggestion and dubious help to solve the problem at the root, the secret lab. Despite Kronk's efforts do save the context, it all gets used in a magic duel variation. [II- Last Ditch Effort] Kuzco is one ditched class away from automatic expulsion. Guaca and Malina ditch for the first time to get him back before the school-day's end. Guaca spills the beans to Yzma, so she and Kronk try everything to prevent Kuzco's timely return.

NYAAH! SORRY. NO TIME FOR
A CLEVER AND WITTY INTRO.

[ROARS]

THEME MUSIC. THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY-- ♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

♪ EXACTLY ♪



♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM,
TO TOP HIM ♪

TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?

UH...

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAN CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪



♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL ♪

♪ IT'S ROYAL, THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL-- ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH.
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO,
GO, GO ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP

I'VE GOT YOU
THIS TIME, KUZCO.

YAAH!

[ROARS]
[SCREAMING]

THOUGHT I LOST HIM
DURING THE THEME MUSIC.

YAAH!

[ROARS]

YAAH!

[ROARS]

[STATIC]
TAKE YOUR ORDER?

YAAH. [WHIMPERS]
[ROARS]

[YELLING]

[ROARING]

PRINCIPAL AMZY.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS, DID YOU?

WITH WHAT?
[SNARLING]

HAH HAH!
HEY, OVERSIZED, CRAZED
MUTANT CHICKEN SNAKE.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO,
STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT
AT ME?

UHH!

WHAT WENT WRONG?
WHAT WENT WRONG?

BEATS ME.
THING ATE ME

BEFORE IT EVEN
FOUND KUZCO.

SORRY I'M LATE.
SEMINAR WENT LONG.
[CLOTHES RIP]

OH, AND I HAD TO GET OUT
OF A 40-FOOT-LONG
SERPENT'S STOMACH.

AGAIN?

ONE DECAF NONFAT
FRAPPO-MEAT MUG,
EXTRA FOAMY,

COURTESY OF
THAT BEAUTIFULISH,
YOUNGISH...

LADYISH THING
OVER THERE.

UH-UH.
[CRASH]

ME NO THINKY DRINKY.

THIS COULD BE
A NONFAT FRAPPO-MEAT MUG,
EXTRA POTIONY.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!

KRONK, THIS WHOLE "YZMA TRYING
TO GET RID OF ME" THINGY,

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

SHE'S THROWIN' ME OFF
MY GROOVE, AND DARN IT,

I WANT MY GROOVE BACK.

OH. SOUNDS LIKE
YOU COULD USE SUFY.

'SCUSE ME?

NO, SUFY. S-U-F-Y.

"STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF."

THAT'S THE SELF-HELP
SEMINAR I ATTENDED.

NOT THAT I NEED
ANY SELF-HELP. NOT ME.

I WENT FOR
THE FREE BAGELS.

WHAT'S THIS
GOT TO DO WITH ME?

SUFY IS ALL ABOUT
REFUSING TO LET OTHERS
SUFY-CATE YOU,

BECOMING
SELF-SUFYFICIENT,

STANDING UP
FOR YOURSELF.

OK, SAY THERE'S
AN OLD, WRINKLED BAG

WHO'S TRYING
TO DESTROY YOU.

LET'S CALL HER
YZMARELDA.

NO, YOU MEAN YZMA.

I DIDN'T SAY, "YZMA"!

I SAID, "YZMARELDA"!

I KNOW
IT SOUNDS LIKE YZMA

AND ALL THE LETTERS
IN "YZMA" ARE ALSO
IN "YZMARELDA,"

BUT THE SIMILARITY
ENDS THERE.

OK, SO WHAT I DO
ABOUT "YZMARELDA"?

YOU GET RID OF HER

SO SHE CAN'T
GET RID OF YOU.

THAT'S STANDIN' UP
FOR YOURSELF.

THAT'S SUFY.

I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IF THERE WAS

A CATCHY JINGLE
TO HELP ME REMEMBER.

♪ IF OTHERS ARE GETTIN'
ROUGHY AND TOUGHY ♪

♪ DON'T GET HUFFY,
GET SUFY ♪

I'LL DO IT!

FIRST TAPE IS FREE.

I CAN SUPPLY THE REST
FOR A MINIMAL FEE.

[RASPY]
PULL THE LEVER, GUACA.

[CRASH]

SO, THIS IS
OUR SECRET LAB.

DON'T YOU LIKE IT?

I--I SPENT ALL WEEKEND
BUILDING THIS STUFF.

GUACA, I CAN'T FIGHT
YZMA'S EVILLY POTIONS AND STUFF

WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE CRAFTS.

HEY, WHAT IF YZMA
DIDN'T HAVE ANY EVILLY
POTIONS AND STUFF?

THEN SHE WOULDN'T BE
ABLE TO GET RID OF YOU.

WH-WH-WHOA.
QUIET, GUACA.

TO GET RID OF YZMA
GETTING RID OF ME,

I'LL GET RID OF HER
EVILLY POTIONS AND STUFF.

I'M BRILLIANT!

AND HANDSOME.

THE HANDSOMEST, SIR.

NO! DON'T TAKE THE GATOR!

I KNOW HE'S ONLY BEEN
IN A FEW EPISODES,

BUT WE LOVE
SIR SNAPPINGTON.

HERE! TAKE THIS LAMP INSTEAD.

IT'S OLD AND BROKEN.
NOBODY WANTS IT ANYMORE.

KRONK, YOU IDIOT,
IT'S ME.

WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?

WE'RE FROM
THE, UH, SECRET LAB
RECALL AGENCY PLACE.

THE POTIONS AND STUFF
YOU USE TO GET RID OF KUZCO

ARE TOO DANGEROUS
FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3.

THERE'S NO ONE HERE
UNDER 3.

YEAH, YZMA'S MORE
LIKE 103. WHOO!

GIVE BACK THAT RACK!

[BOTH STRAINING]

KUZCO, YOU SWINE,

THAT WAS MY LAST
MOUSTACHE-REMOVER POTION.

OOPS. HEH. SORRY.

WRONG SECRET LAB.

YOU FORGOT THE LAMP!

CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?

OH. SORRY, YZMA.

DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITH THE FAKE MOUSTACHE.

IT'S NOT FAKE.

EWW. SO THAT REALLY WAS

YOUR LAST
MOUSTACHE-REMOVAL
POTION.

I HEAR IF YOU BLEACH IT,
NO ONE CAN TELL.

OR TRY A SKI MASK.
THAT WOULD BE BETTER
FOR EVERYONE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

WHY WOULD KUZCO
WANT MY POTIONS?

WELL, MAYBE HE REALIZED
THE IMPORTANCE OF SUFY

AND IS TRYING
TO GET RID OF YOU

BEFORE YOU CAN
GET RID OF HIM.

AHH!
THOUGH I DON'T HAVE ANY
HARD EVIDENCE OF THIS.

OR SOFT EVIDENCE.

OR ANY EVIDENCE AT ALL.

BUT KUZCO'S
WAY TOO DUMB TO THINK
OF SUCH A BRILLIANT PLAN.

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
SOMEONE WAY LESS DUMB

MUST HAVE
GIVEN HIM THE IDEA.

YOU SURE IT'S
SOMEONE WAY LESS DUMB?

YES, AND I MUST
FIND OUT WHO HE IS,

AND BY THAT, I MEAN YOU
MUST FIND OUT WHO HE IS.

I DON'T THINK SO.
I'M KINDA BUSY HERE
WITH, UH...

THINGS...

AND SUCH.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

IF YOU FIND OUT
WHO GAVE KUZCO THE IDEA,

I'LL PERSONALLY TAKE YOU
TO SEE PAJAMA LLAMA
ON ICE AND STUFF.

REALLY?! HOORAY!

AND THEN I'LL TURN
THE LOUSY TRAITOR
INTO A VOLCANIC ROCK!

YES! PAJAMA LLAMA
ON ICE AND STUFF.

TOTALLY AWESOME.

HELLO! VOLCANIC ROCK.

WHERE'S THE KRONK
IN A DRESS?

AT SOME SEMINAR,
LIKE SUFY-SOMETHIN'.

I GAVE HIM THE WEEK OFF.
HE HAD ISSUES.

ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S WHAT I THINK.

BE HONEST. TELL YZMA
YOU GAVE KUZCO THE IDEA.

WELL, HERE'S
WHAT I THINK.

YOU, ME, THAT BOOTH,
AND SOME CURLY FRIES.

NOW LET'S SEE HOW
TO GET RID OF YZMA,

PLAN "B."

FIRST WE PUT MALINA
IN A SWIMSUIT.

AND?
THAT'S IT.

IT'S BRILLIANT!

A BRILLIANT
WASTE OF TIME, SIR.

HEY, THAT'S IT.
WASTING TIME.

YZMA CAN'T GET RID OF YOU
IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TIME.

UH-UH. BETTER IDEA.

THERE'S NO WAY YZMA
CAN GET RID OF ME IF SHE
DOESN'T HAVE ANY TIME.

[RIP]
YOW!

LET'S MAKE
A FOLLOW-UP APPOINTMENT

TO CATCH ANY
FUTURE REGROWTH, HMM?

HOW'S THIS AFTERNOON?

STRANGE.
MY YZMANAGER IS FULL

OF USELESS
BACK-TO-BACK APPOINTMENTS
FOR PRINCIPAL AMZY.

I DON'T REMEMBER
SCHEDULING THIS.

OR THIS.

OR ESPECIALLY THIS.

KUZCO!

WELL, HAVE YOU
FOUND OUT WHO GAVE KUZCO

THE IDEA
TO GET RID OF ME?

WHY WOULD KUZCO WANNA
GET RID OF YOU, PRINCIPAL AMZY?

BECAUSE PRINCIPAL AMZY
IS YZMA.

OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
I REMEMBER NOW.

IT'S, LIKE, FROM
EVERY OTHER EPISODE.

SO, WHO GAVE HIM
THE IDEA?

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SEEM STUCK ON THAT,
THAT ONE SMALL DETAIL.

I MEAN, SHOULDN'T YOU
BE WORRIED ABOUT THE STUFF
KUZCO'S DOIN' TO YOU AND...

STUFF?

OH, I SUPPOSE.

BUT I JUST CAN'T
GET PAST THIS.

SO WHO IS IT?

PAJAMA LLAMA
ON ICE AND STUFF.

VOLCANIC ROCK.

HOTTY HOT HOTTIE
WITH WINGS.

HEY, LOOK,
YOU'RE NOT HELPIN'.
YOU, EITHER.

AREN'T THERE ONLY SUPPOSED
TO BE 2 AT A TIME?

2 AT A TIME,
FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.

KRONK!

Kuzco: I KNEW
WE COULDN'T KEEP HER
BUSY FOREVER.

LET'S FACT IT,
GUACA. I'LL NEVER
GET RID OF YZMA,

SUFY OR NO SUFY.

YOUR HANDSOME BRAIN
HAS TO THINK OF SOMETHING, SIR.

[RIBBIT]

KUZCO, THAT WASN'T
REALLY A SPICE RACK

YOU GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
YESTERDAY, WAS IT?

NICE. I GO OUT OF MY WAY
TO REGIFT YOU SOMETHING,

AND YOU
GET ALL SLOTHY ON ME.

GUACA, THAT'S IT!
POTIONS!

[SIGHS] OH, MR. PURUTU,

THOSE ARE SUCH
SHINY WIND CHIMES. [SIGHS]

IT'S OVER, YZMA.

I'M FINALLY
STANDING UP FOR MYSELF

AND PUTTING AN END
TO YOUR ATTACKS.

YIPES! GUESS YOU'VE
ALREADY BEEN TURNED INTO

A HIDEOUSLY UGLY,
WRINKLED OLD HAG THING.

QUICK, GUACA.
WHAT ELSE WE GOT HERE?

WE'VE GOT 'EM ALL, SIR.

WRONG. YOU DON'T
HAVE THESE VIALS.

PREPARE TO BE TURNED
INTO A BUG AND SQUASHED.

[TRUMPETS]

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULD LABEL THESE THINGS.

QUICK. POTION ME, GUACA.

[TRUMPETS]

[ROARS]

[SCREECHES]

[ROARS]

Kronk: HEY, YZMA!

KRONK, HOW DID
YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
IN THIS DISGUISE?

WHAT DISGUISE?

YEAH, I'M KINDA
BUSY RIGHT NOW.

BUT I'M READY TO TELL YOU
WHO GAVE KUZCO THE IDEA
TO GET RID OF YOU.

WELL?

FIRST YOU NEED
TO SIGN THIS CONTRACT.

CONTRACT?!

YEAH, I'M STANDIN' UP
FOR MYSELF.

SUFY AND WHATNOT.
IT STATES THAT NO MATTER WHAT,

YOU WILL TAKE ME,
THE PARTY KNOWN AS KRONK,

TO SEE PAJAMA LLAMA
ON ICE AND STUFF.

LET ME SEE THAT.

"I, YZMA, BEING
OF UNSOUND MIND
AND DECREPIT BODY,

DO HEREBY
AND SOLEMNLY--"

HERE, SIR.
THIS IS SURE

TO WHIP
HER DINO BUTT.

AHH! YAY!
I'M ME AGAIN.

I MEAN, "OH, NO.
I'M ME AGAIN."

WHY'D YOU TURN ME
BACK INTO ME?

BECAUSE YOU'RE
INCREDIBLY DASHING.

AND ACTUALLY, THAT
WAS THE LAST POTION.

THIS WHOLE SUFY THING STINKS.

IT WAS MUCH EASIER
JUST RUNNING AWAY.

HOLD ON, SIR.

MAYBE STANDING UP
FOR YOURSELF

DOESN'T MEAN
PICKING A FIGHT

OR SINKING
TO THE LEVEL
OF YOUR OPPONENT.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LESS PHILOSOPHY.
MORE PROBLEM SOLVING.

MAYBE IT MEANS
STANDING TALL,
STATING YOUR NEEDS,

AND NOT BEING
TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A FEW TACOS
SHORT OF A COMBO PLATE,

BUT WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?

BESIDES MY HEAD?

FINE. LET'S
GET THIS OVER WITH.

ALL RIGHT, KRONK.
TELL ME WHO IT WAS

SO I CAN TURN THEM
INTO VOLCANIC ROCK.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

HIS NAME RHYMES WITH TRONK.

KRONK!

YZMA, I'M TIRED
OF FIGHTING YOU

AND YOUR RIDICULOUS
"LET'S TURN KUZCO INTO A FLY,

NO, A RABBIT,
NO, A FROG" SCHEMES.

I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIFE
WITHOUT YOUR INTERFERENCE.

TO BE HONEST,
IT WEARS ON ME, TOO.

EVERY WEEK,
ANOTHER DIABOLICAL PLAN
TO CONCOCT.

I'M NOT A MACHINE.

BUT MY MOTHER,
ALWAYS PURSUING ME,

"ARE YOU EMPRESS YET?
ARE YOU EMPRESS YET?"

[COWBELL RINGS]

UH, WELL, HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT ABOUT SUFY?

'SCUSE ME?
NO, SUFY.

STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF,

TELLING YOUR MOTHER
HOW YOU FEEL.

COME ON. I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT IT.

FIRST TAPE'S FREE,

AND I CAN SUPPLY
THE REST FOR
A MINIMAL FEE.

SURE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

♪ MY NAME IS PAJAMA LLAMA ♪

♪ I LIKE TO FIGHT
WITH STUFF... ♪

CAN WE GO NOW?

YOU SIGNED
A CONTRACT, LADY.

THANK YOU, SUFY!

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

GOOD MORNING, CLASS.

I'M MR. PURUTU,
SCHOOL COUNSELOR-SLASH-
WIND CHIME ENTHUSIAST.

I'M SUBBING
FOR MR. MOLEGUACO,

AND WE'LL BE SPENDING
ALL DAY TODAY TOGETHER.

I'LL NOW TAKE ROLL

IN ORDER OF
NATIONAL IMPORTANCE.

KUZCO.

KUZCO. KUZCO.

WHEE HEE HEE HEE!

WHEE!

WHEE!

YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW.

I SHOULD BE DOING
THE SCHOOL THING RIGHT NOW.

BUT COME ON.
THEY'RE TEACHING
BASKET UNWEAVING,

AND I'M GONNA USE THAT,
UH, LET'S SEE,

NEVER, SO...

EVER SINCE I SNAGGED
THESE OFFICIALLY
OFFICIAL HALL PASSES,

I CAN SLIP RIGHT OUT OF CLASS.

ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS,
OF COURSE,

LIKE MY BIRTHDAY

OR THE 2-WEEK ANNIVERSARY
OF MY BIRTHDAY

OR MY HALF-BIRTHDAY

OR MY UNBIRTHDAY.

YEP. I SEE NO DOWNSIDE
TO THIS WHATSOEVER.

Mr. Purutu: KUZCO.

KUZCO.

KUZCO.

KUZCO.

Malina: HE'S NOT HERE!

HE'S NEVER HERE.

THIS HAS GOTTA BE
HIS, LIKE, TENTH ABSENCE.

10 ABSENCES?

THAT'S AUTOMATIC
EXPULSION.

THANKS FOR
TELLING ME, MALINA.

I NEVER
WOULD'VE NOTICED.

OOPS.

[WHISPERING]
We gotta sneak out

and bring Kuzco back
before final bell.

But then
we'll be ditching.

And Malina's
got a perfect
attendance record.

OH, SORRY. THOUGHT
WE WERE DOING

THE ZIP IN
AND WHISPER THING.

I'LL UNZIP.

If Kuzco's expelled,
he won't become emperor,

because of you.

Ahh, fine, OK.

We find him.
Then we come right back.

[BELL CHIMES]

WHERE ARE YOUR HALL PASSES?

UH, PRINCIPAL AMZY.

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT LIKE
ME TO SKIP CLASS, BUT--

KUZCO'S DITCH--
DIGGING.

DITCH DIGGING...

FOR A CHARITY,

THE HOMELESS,
ORPHAN PUPPIES.

YEAH.
KUZCO'S SO BUSY
DIGGING DITCHES,

HE FORGOT IT'S
HIS TENTH ABSENCE.

WE GOTTA
GO GET HIM BACK.

Guaca.

I CAN'T BE BOTHERED
WITH THE PROBLEMS OF CHILDREN.

I'M A PRINCIPAL.
OUT OF MY WAY.

KUZCO, TENTH ABSENCE.

THEN HE WON'T--[GASPS]

AND THEN I'LL BE EMPRESS!

[THUNDER]

Yzma: PSST. PSST.

COO! COO!

KRONK!

GET OUT HERE. NOW!

I'M SO SORRY,
PRINCIPAL AMZY.

I THOUGHT
THOSE LITTLE BOXES
OF MILK WERE FREE.

KRONK, IT'S ME, YZMA.

RIIIIGHT.

IF WE CAN KEEP KUZCO
FROM COMING TO SCHOOL TODAY,

I BECOME EMPRESS,

BUT WE HAVE TO GET TO HIM
BEFORE MALINA

AND THAT UGLY LITTLE GIRL
WARN HIM.

BUT MALINA AND GUACA
ARE IN CLASS.

THOSE ARE DUMMIES, DUMMY.

WELL, GUACA MAY BE,

BUT MALINA'S
PRETTY SMART.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

GO? BUT WHAT
ABOUT MY PERFECT
ATTENDANCE RECORD?

HERE. PUT THIS
IN YOUR SEAT,

AND NOBODY WILL
KNOW YOU'RE GONE.

WOW. YOU WORK FAST.

I USE THEM TO TAKE
THE CARPOOL LANE

ON THE SECRET LAB
COASTER.

Malina: KUZCO?

[SLURPS]
KUZCO?

[SLURPS]

WOW. I CAN'T
BELIEVE I'M ON A DATE
WITH KUZCO'S GIRLFRIEND.

IT'S NOT A DATE,
AND I'M NOT KUZCO'S GIRLFRIEND.

[SLURPS]

SO YOU'RE AVAILABLE?

[SIGHS]
YOU'RE AS BAD AS KUZCO.

WOW! THANKS.

KRONK, I'M ABOUT
TO WIG OUT!
[SLURPS]

WE'VE SEARCHED
EVERY BUZZIN' JOINT
TODAY'S HEPCATS FREQUENT--

THE PENNY ARCADE,
THE ROLLER RINK,
THE ICE CREAM SALOON.

YEAH, WELL,
THERE'S KUZCO.

HE COULD PROBABLY
TELL US WHERE HE
LIKES TO HANG OUT.

HEY, KRONK, YZMA.

WANNA COME IN FOR
A QUICKY DIPPY DIP?

OH. NO, THANKS.
JUST HAD A MALTED.

SO, HAVE YOU
SPOKEN TO MALINA

OR THAT FROGGY FRIEND
OF YOURS TODAY ABOUT,

I DON'T KNOW,
UNEXCUSED ABSENCES

LEADING TO BEING EXPELLED
OR SOMETHING?

NAH. THOSE LAZY LAME-OS
ARE IN SCHOOL.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE?

OH, WE WERE JUST
ABOUT TO ENJOY

A RELAXING
CATAPULT RIDE.

BUT EMPERORS-TO-BE FIRST.

I DON'T KNOW.
THAT FLINGY THINGY

LOOKS LIKE IT'LL SHOOT ME
FAR, FAR AWAY.

HOW MUCH?

WHY, IT'S FREE.

FREE?! ME FIRST!

I'M SCARED.
YZMA, COME WITH ME!

KRONK,
THIS WASN'T MY PLA--

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

WHOOOW!

[SPLASH]

HEY, KRONK'S NOT
AN EMPEROR-TO-BE.

OH, SIR,
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE--

UH-UH! I CA--

KUZCO, IT'S
YOUR TENTH ABSENCE.

YOU'VE GOTTA GET BACK
TO SCHOOL BEFORE FINAL BELL,

OR YOU'LL GET EXPELLED,
AND THEN YOU WON'T
BECOME EMPEROR.

WHAT?!

I ONLY GET 10 ABSENCES?

WE HAVE TO STOP THEM
BEFORE THEY
GET TO SCHOOL.

TO THE JUNGLE PATH!

[BELL CHIMES]

I CALL THIS MUSIC
TO UNWEAVE BY.

CALMING,
ISN'T IT, GUACA?

I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
SO CALM.

WELCOME TO
THE KUZCO CAFE.
EMPERORS ONLY.

YAY! HOW 'BOUT A LIGHT SNACK?

THAT'LL BE
OUR 12-COURSE DINNER.

EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR.

I'LL GET THE PRIME RIB
STARTED.

KUZCO,
IT'S KRONK.
COME ON.

Kronk: AND NOW FOR
THE PREMEAL ENTERTAINMENT,

YZMELODY!

ANY REQUESTS?

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

SUDDENLY I'VE LOST
MY APPETITE.

MIRROR CITY?!

IT'S ME! I'LL TAKE IT.

THIS IS JUST
THE DISPLAY MODEL.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

KUZCO, THEY'RE JUST
TRYING TO STALL US

WITH THESE...STALLS.

THEY'RE
STALL STALLS?

I THOUGHT THEY
WERE MORE LIKE
STAND-AROUND STANDS.

OR BOOTH BOOTHS.

COME ON, ALREADY.

PAJAMA LLAMA
MOVIE MARATHON--

ALL 9 CHAPTERS,

INCLUDING
THE 7-HOUR EXTENDED

DIRECTOR'S CUT
OF EPISODE 4.

ONLY NERDS LIKE
PAJAMA LLAMA.

♪ I AM A PAJAMA LLAMA ♪

♪ I LIKE TO FIGHT
WITH STUFF ♪

YOU CAN SAVE
THE SONG AND DANCE.

APPARENTLY--
[STIFLES SOB]

ONLY NERDS LIKE
PAJAMA LLAM--

AHH! [SOBS]

[BELL CHIMES]

Mr. Purutu: ANYONE? ANYONE?

ANYONE? ANYONE?

ANYONE? NO HANDS.

OK. LET'S TRY THIS.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU
DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

I SEE MALINA, GUACA, AND
KRONK KNOW THE ANSWER,

AND THEY'RE QUIET, TOO.

THE REST OF YOU COULD
TAKE A LESSON FROM THEM.

Kronk: STOP!

LLAMA CART
COMIN' THROUGH.

[BIRD SCREECHES]

[WOLF HOWLS]

PUH-LEASE.

YOU CAN'T
FOOL ME, KRONK.

[CACKLES]

KRONK!

DON'T WORRY!
I'LL SAVE YOU!

Kuzco: MALINA, YOU'RE
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES

AND BACK AND LEGS
AND HIP.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU'D SAVE ME.

I WAS TALKIN'
ABOUT THE LLAMA.

[GASPS] YZMA!

AND KRONK!
AND A SAW!

♪ SAW, SAW, SAW THE ROPE ♪

♪ GENTLY FROM THE BEAM ♪

[CRACK]
[ALL SCREAM]

[SPLASH]

EWW. MY SHOES
ARE ALL MUDDY-Y.

PLAN "B."

SLING THE SHOT,
KRONK!

IT WAS AN HONOR, SIR.

FIRE ANOTHER ONE!

I, UH, TRADED
THE REST FOR THE, UH,

CROSSING-GUARD WHISTLE.
[TWEET]

YEAH. YOU GUYS AREN'T
ON YOUR TENTH ABSENCE YET,

SO I'M JUST GONNA
GO ON WITHOUT--

KUZCO!
ALL RIGHT, FINE.

CUDDLY, CUDDLY, CUDDLY.

OUCHY, OUCHY, OUCHY.

[BELL CHIMES]

ALMOST THERE.

I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO SCHOOL IN A WHILE,

BUT WAS IT ALWAYS
THIS SMALL?

THAT, KRONK, IS WHY I
ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN "B."

"B"? WE GOTTA
BE ON, LIKE,
PLAN "E" BY NOW,

MAYBE "F."
I KNOW IT'S NOT "B."

LET'S SEE. FIRST
THERE WAS, UH--

WHOA!

[SQUEAKS]

WHEE!

WELL, I ALWAYS SAID
YZMA WAS FULL OF HOT AIR.

GOOD ONE, SIR.

OK, IF WE'RE NOT BACK
IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES,

YOU'LL BE KICKED OUT,
AND MR. PURUTU WILL
KNOW WE SKIPPED

WHEN OUR DUMMIES DON'T
GET UP FROM THEIR DESKS.

MINE, TOO!

MY PERFECT--OHH!

ATTENDANCE--UNH!

RECORD--UHH!

RUINED. OOF!

LOOK. WE'RE HEADING
TOWARDS SCHOOL.

Malina: IF WE CAN
GET OUT OF THIS CAGE,

MAYBE WE COULD LOWER
THE BALLOON IN TIME.

OH, IF ONLY SCHOOL
TAUGHT US USEFUL THINGS,

LIKE BASKET UNWEAVING.

IT DOES,
BUT THE ONLY ONE IN HERE

WHO STILL
HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS
SKIPPED THAT CLASS.

UGH. PEOPLE ARE
SO IRRESPONSIBLE.

OH, WAIT.
YOU MEAN ME.

WELL, HEY,
I CAN'T SKIP NOW.

TEACH AWAY.

OK, FINE. FIRST,
TWIST BACK THE MAIN REED

WITH A SERIES OF QUICK TUGS.

NOW, WHO'S MANAGED
TO UNWEAVE AND REWEAVE
THEIR BASKET?

MALINA, PERFECT.

LOOKS LIKE NEW.

AND FINALLY,
REMOVE REEDS 4 AND 5

WITH AN OVER-UNDER-OVER TWIST.
GOT IT?

THIS VICTORY BROUGHT
TO YOU BY KUZCO.

YAY, ME.

GREAT, BUT HOW
ARE WE GONNA
GET INTO CLASS?

WE DON'T
HAVE ANY MORE

OF MY AMAZING
URN DISGUISES.

WE'VE GOT SOMETHING BETTER,
HALL PASSES.

I'VE GOT ENOUGH
FOR EVERY--

ONE.

Kronk: OW!
PAPER CUTS!

KEEP IT. AS MUCH AS I WANT
MY PERFECT ATTENDANCE RECORD,

I'D RATHER HAVE YOU
IN SCHOOL WITH ME EVERY DAY.

NO. YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CARED ENOUGH

TO SKIP SCHOOL TO HELP ME.

I CARED, SIR.
SAVE IT, PORKY.

SO, MALINA, I WANNA SHARE
HALF OF THIS WITH YOU.

OH, THAT'S SWEET,
BUT INCREDIBLY DUMB.

NOW IT'S
COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.

Kronk: GUYS,
WE'RE PASSIN'
THE SCHOOL!

AND THE BASKET'S
UNWEAVING ITSELF.

[GASPS] DID YOU DO IT
OVER, UNDER, OVER?

NO. I DID IT
UNDER, OVER, UNDER.

WE'RE DOOMED!

DOESN'T ANYBODY
KNOW BASKET WEAVING?

YEAH. UM, THAT CLASS
WAS THIS AFTERNOON,

WHICH WE ALL SKIPPED.

SEE, MALINA, THAT'S WHY YOU
SHOULD NEVER SKIP SCHOOL.

HATE TO BURST
YOUR BALLOON, SIR,

BUT AT THIS RATE,
WE MAY NEVER SKIP
ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!

BURST? BALLOON?

MALINA,
YOU'RE A GENIUS.

[BELL CHIMES]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

[SNORING]

KUZCO, TARDY.

[CHEERING]

SUCCESS!

THAT'S YOUR
244st TARDY, KUZCO.

ONE MORE,
AND YOU'RE EXPELLED.

KRONK,
TO THE SECRET LAB!

NOT AGAIN.

YOUR MISSED
ASSIGNMENTS.

MR. MOLEGUACO NEVER MAKES ME
MAKE UP MISSED ASSIGNMENTS.

BY THE WAY, WHERE IS HE?

WHEE!

WHEE!

WHEE!

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