The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 16 - Citizen Kronk/The Pajama Llama Dilemma - full transcript

[I- Citizen Kronk] The Kuzco Academy elects a deputy for student president Melina. Yzma hopes to ruin Kuzco's chances by transforming Kronk into an evil double. However Kronk's true nature ...

HEY, EVERYBODY, GUACA HERE
TO SAY KUZCO RULES!

NO, NO, NO.
IT'S, "KUZCO ROCKS."

SEE? WE EVEN
GAVE YOU FUNNY PROPS.

THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY-- ♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.



♪ EXACTLY ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM,
TO TOP HIM ♪

TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?

UH...

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAN CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪



♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL ♪

♪ IT'S ROYAL, THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL-- ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH.
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO,
GO, GO ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP

Moleguaco: WELL, CLASS,
OVERALL YOUR PERFORMANCE
WAS IMPRESSIVE,

WITH ONE
POWERFUL EXCEPTION.

YAY. I'M EXCEPTIONAL.

YOU GOT A ZERO, KUZCO.

THAT MEANS YOU ARE
FAILING GOVERNMENT,

AND IF YOU DON'T
FIND A WAY TO IMPROVE
YOUR SCORES, I'LL...

[THINKING] UGH.
THIS GUY IS BORING McBORINGTON
FROM BOREVILLE, BOREGON.

AND WHAT'S WITH
THAT FLOATING EYEBROW?

IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN
CONNECTED TO HIS HEAD.

KUZCO!
UHH?

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
FROM MALINA,

YOUR STUDENT BODY
PRESIDENT.

AS YOU ALL KNOW,

OUR STUDENT BODY
VICE PRESIDENT

IS NO LONGER
ATTENDING
KUZCO ACADEMY.

AND AS VICE PRESIDENT,
I DECREE THAT THE STUDENT
WHO SELLS THE MOST SAUSAGES

WILL WIN A HOT DOG SOCIAL
FOR THEIR ENTIRE CLASS.

[GROWLING AND
SLOBBERING]

AAH! HAH HAH HAH HAH!

SO SINCE I CAN'T
BE PRESIDENT AND
VICE PRESIDENT,

WE'RE HOLDING
AN ELECTION.

AND F.Y.I., THE NEW
VICE PRESIDENT AND I

WILL WORK MANY,
MANY, MANY HOURS
TOGETHER.

ALSO, "F.Y.I."
MEANS "FOR YOUR
INFORMATION."

POWER AND A HOTTIE.
SIGN ME UP.

FINE. IF IT'LL
SAVE ME GRADING
ONE MORE IDIOTIC PAPER,

I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.

I'LL DO IT,
AND I'LL TOTALLY WINNY.

NOT WHINNY LIKE A HORSE,
BUT WIN WITH A "Y" ON THE END.

YOU RUN A REAL CAMPAIGN,
KUZCO, ONE THAT SHOWS

YOU KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT GOVERNMENT,
AND GET ELECTED--

DO THAT,
AND YOU CAN CONSIDER
THIS CLASS PASSED.

YEP. IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES,

WHERE I SHOW YOU
HOW MALINA AND I
WILL REIGN OVER SCHOOL TOGETHER.

HERE WE ARE.
I'M THE HANDSOME ONE.

AND WE SHOULD HAVE CROWNS...

AND A FANCY THRONE.

NOPE. EVEN BETTER,
A HOT TUB THRONE.

AND WE WILL RULE TOGETHER
WITH AN IRON FIST.

"AS PUNISHMENT
FOR MISSING SCHOOL,

"YOU MUST GIVE US
PIGGYBACK RIDES...

ON REAL PIGGIES."

"OH, KUZCO,
YOU'RE THE VICE SENATOR
OF MY HEART."

SO, MALINA,
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I

ARE GONNA BE SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER

ONCE I'M CROWNED
VICE LIEUTENANT.

IT'S "VICE PRESIDENT,"

AND YOU HAVE TO
BE ELECTED FIRST.

NO PROBLEM.
I'VE RUN AN ENTIRE KINGDOM.

IF NOT FOR ME,
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TACODUCTS

OR BULL APPRECIATION DAY

OR THE DELICIOUS REFRESHMENT
THAT'S KUZCOLA,

WITH JUST A TASTE OF LIME.

UH, YEAH. WHEN IT COMES
TO BEING A GOOD LEADER,

I THINK YOU MAY HAVE
A FEW HUNDRED THINGS
TO LEARN.

OH, PLEASE.
I WAS EMPEROR.

WHO'D BE BETTER
FOR THIS JOB THAN ME?

[AMPLIFIED] AND I'LL USE
THE EXPERIENCE I GAINED

FROM THE JUNIOR
CHIPMUNK CLUB,

THE CAFETERIA CLUB,
THE CLEANING CLUB,

THE BIRDCALL CLUB!

WELL,
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE
SOME COMPETITION.

WHAT, LUNKHEAD? "I'M KRONK.
I JOIN STUPID CLUBS.

MAKE ME YOUR LEADER."
COME ON.

WHO BUYS INTO
THIS EL GARBAGO?

Chaca and Tipo:
HEY, KUZCO.

DID YOU SEE KRONK?
HE'S JOINED
SO MANY CLUBS,

WE'VE GOTTA VOTE HIM
VICE PRESIDENT.

HERE. WE SAVED YOU
AN OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN PONCHO.

ALL HE HAD LEFT WAS SMALL

AND EXTRA EXTRA
EXTRA EXTRA LARGE.

SILLY, CONFUSED
CHACA AND TIPO,

I'M GOING TO BE
THE NEXT VICE MAYOR.

I'M MUCH MORE QUALIFIED
THAN MUSCLEHEAD.

Both: ARE NOT.
AM TOO.

ARE NOT.
AM TOO.

ARE NOT.
AM TOO.

GUYS, GUYS,
WHY DON'T WE HEAR

WHAT THE THEME SONG GUY
HAS TO SAY?

AND HIT IT,
THEME SONG GUY.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ HE'S A 5-STAR-RATED CHEF ♪

♪ AND HIS CHIPMUNK
IS MOST DEF ♪

♪ HIS PROCEDURE
IS SO PARLIAMENTARY ♪

♪ A DEEP VOICE
AND CLASSIC FEATURES ♪

♪ HE'S MADE FRIENDS
WITH ALL THE TEACHERS ♪

♪ YEAH, HE'S GOT THE STUFF
TO BE YOUR NEXT V.P. ♪

♪ HE'S THE HUNK
WITH ALL THE SPIRIT ♪

♪ NOW, STUDENTS,
LET ME HEAR IT ♪

♪ WHO'S GOT YOUR VOTE? ♪
KRONK!

♪ OH, YEAH, WHO'S GOT
YOUR VOTE? ♪

KRONK!

BIG, DUMB APE.

BET PEOPLE
WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HIM

IF THEY SAW
WHAT A BIG, DUMB APE
HE REALLY WAS.

[DING]
WAIT.

THAT'S IT.
TO THE NOT-SO-SECRET LAB.

THEY REALLY NEED
TO PUT A LOCK ON THIS PLACE.

NOW, TO THE POTIONS.

AAH! WRONG CABINET.

OK, LET'S SEE HERE.

BARRACUDA, CHINCHILLA,

CHIMICHANGA--

WHERE'S THE BIG, DUMB APE?

WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?
A KRONK POTION?

AND A KUZCO POTION. HUMPH.

HOW MANY TIMES COULD THIS
HAVE COME IN HANDY?

IF I MARKETED THIS,
I COULD MAKE MILLIONS.

Yzma: WHO'S THERE?

KRONK? I JUST LEFT YOU
AT THE CAMPAIGN RALLY.

HOW DID YOU
BEAT ME BACK?

[IMITATING KRONK]
UH, SECRET SLIDE.

OH, YES. I ALWAYS
FORGET THE SECRET SLIDE.

IT'S--WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT VIAL?

VIAL?

OH. THIS?
THE VIAL IN MY HAND,

THE VIAL I'M HOLDING--
THAT VIAL?

YES!
I WAS JUST SCHEMING,

COMING UP WITH A SCHEME,
SCHEMING THING,

YOU KNOW, EVIL SCHEME.

KRONK, YOU SURPRISE ME.

PLANNING TO TURN YOURSELF
INTO YOUR RIVAL

SO YOU CAN RUIN WHAT'S LEFT
OF HIS REPUTATION. HA HA.

IT'S SO BRILLIANT,
YOU'D THINK I MADE IT UP.

[KUZCO VOICE]
YES, I'LL TURN
MYSELF INTO--

[IMITATING KRONK]
UM, INTO MY COMPETITION,

RUIN HIS,
UH, REPUTATION,

WIN THE ELECTION.

HE'LL BE HUMILIATED,
HE'LL FAIL HIS CLASS,

AND I WILL BECOME EMPRESS.

KRONK, HAVE YOU BEEN USING
MY BELLY-DANCING COSTUME AGAIN?

UH, RIGHT.

THAT WAS ME
BELLY DANCING.

TELL EVERYBODY
THAT I, KRONK,
LIKE TO BELLY DANCE.

GOTTA GO.

[WHISTLING]

Kuzco, imitating Kronk:
KUZCO, HE SAYS
HE'S HERE TO HELP,

SAYS HE'S THE BEST CANDIDATE,
BUT WHAT DO THE FACTS SAY?

FACTS SAY HE'S RIGHT,

AND I, KRONK,
AM A BIG, DUMB APE.

Announcer: PAID FOR
BY THE STUDENT COMMITTEE
TO ELECT KRONK.

[YZMA GROWLS]

ALL I ASK IS FOR ONE CHANCE
TO REVEL IN KUZCO'S FAILURE,

BUT YOUR RECENT BIZARRE BEHAVIOR
MAY COST US THE ELECTION.

YOU'VE BECOME
A GENUINE, GRADE-A JERK.

YEAH. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
SAYING THAT ALL DAY.

[GROANS] WHY DID
I GET MY HOPES UP

THAT KUZCO WOULD BE
BEATEN BY A BUFFOON?

HEY!

NOW BUFFOON'S RUNNIN', TOO?

FROM NOW ON, WE STICK
TO YOUR ORIGINAL PLAN.

GOOD. WHAT PLAN?

TO POTION YOU
INTO LOOKING LIKE KUZCO
SO YOU CAN RUIN HIS REP.

REP? HEH. ISN'T THAT
AWFULLY HIP FOR YOU?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MORE FROM THE "JITTERBUG,
BEE'S KNEES" ERA.

OH, NEVER MIND THAT.

THE POINT IS
WHATEVER IT TAKES,

YOU MUST BEAT KUZCO.

YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT
COUNT OUT THAT BUFFOON GUY.

HE COULD BE
A REAL CONTENDER.

UH, KRONK,
WHY ARE YOU HIDING?

UH, I'M SCARED OF...

GRAVITY.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.

I ALSO LOVE
TO BELLY DANCE.

O...K.
HAVE YOU SEEN KUZCO?

WHY? YOU WANNA TELL HIM
HE'S A SIZZLIN'
MACHO MUFFIN?

BEG HIM TO GO OUT
WITH YOU? HEH HEH.

YOU CAN TELL ME.
I'M NOT HIM.

AH HEH HEH. NO.

I JUST HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM TODAY.

KUZCO'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE
HIS CAMPAIGN SPEECH NEXT PERIOD,

AND IF HE FLAKES,
I THINK MOLEGUACO IS REALLY
GONNA FAIL HIM THIS TIME.

[GASPS] [KUZCO]
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
I CAN'T GO LIKE THIS.

WAIT. WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOUR--

[GASPS] THE POTION.
I GOTTA GET TO THE LAB.

WHAT?

[KRONK] OH, AND, UH,
DON'T VOTE FOR ME,

'CAUSE I'M A BIG, DUMB APE.

WHO BELLY DANCES.

[SKIDS]

Kronk: WHOA.
WHEN DID THEY PUT
A MIRROR HERE?

LOOK AT ME.
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
HAVE I BECOME?

JUST WANTED TO BE
A GOOD LEADER,

SOMEONE PEOPLE
LOOK UP TO--

AND--AND NOT JUST
BECAUSE I'M TALLER--

MAKE THIS
A BETTER PLACE THAN
WHEN I FOUND IT,

ENCOURAGE OTHERS
WITH MY EXAMPLE,

LEND MY CREATIVITY
TO THE MAJOR
MEAT CELEBRATIONS,

BUT I LET THE GLORY
OF THE TITLE

OVERCOME MY DESIRE
TO DO GOOD.

THEN YZMA TOLD ME
TO TURN MYSELF

INTO KUZCO
TO RUIN HIS REP.

STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE SAID, "REP."

AND I CONSIDERED IT!

KUZCO DIDN'T
DO THAT TO ME.

JUSTICE DEALT ME
THE BLOW I DESERVE.

HEY, WHY DOESN'T
MY REFLECTION
HAVE A VIAL?

WHAAH! WHAT'S THAT?

EVEN MY REFLECTION
CAN'T STAND TO LOOK
AT WHAT I'VE BECOME.

[CROWD MURMURING]

FINALLY. I WAS WORRIED
YOU WEREN'T GONNA SHOW.

AW, YOU MISSED ME.
DOES THAT MEAN

YOU'RE FINALLY
READY TO ELECT ME
YOUR VICE BOYFRIEND?

THAT DOESN'T
EVEN MAKE SENSE.

OH, DOESN'T IT?

KUZCO! YOU CAN GIVE
THE FIRST SPEECH.

UH, THAT'S OK.
I DON'T WANNA
SET THE BAR TOO HIGH.

[WHISPERING]
Makes others look bad.

I'LL RISK IT.

GREAT.

OK. FOR THE ONE OR TWO
UNDECIDEDS OUT THERE

ASKING, "WHY SHOULD
I VOTE FOR KUZCO?"

WELL, BECAUSE I RULE.

Guaca:
KUZCO RULES!

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO,
VOTE, VOTE ♪

KUZCO, IF THAT'S
ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY,

IT'S CLEAR
YOU ARE NOT TAKING
THIS SERIOUSLY

AND DIDN'T
LEARN ANYTHING

ABOUT GOVERNMENT
THIS SEMESTER.

I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO GIVE YOU
AN "F" AND--

SORRY I'M TARDY.

I UNDERSTAND
IF YOU DISQUALIFY ME

FOR MY BLATANT DISREGARD
FOR SCHOOL RULES.

SIT DOWN, KRONK.

KUZCO, ARE YOU
DONE WITH YOUR
RIVETING SPEECH?

UH, NO, I--I, UH...

WAIT. OK. I GOT IT.

UM, AHEM,
EFFECTIVE GOVERNMENT STARTS

WITH A GOOD LEADER
YOU CAN LOOK UP TO

AND--HEH HEH--NOT JUST
BECAUSE THEY'RE TALLER.

RIGHT. OK.
OOH. HOW 'BOUT THIS?

A GOOD LEADER MAKES
A PLACE BETTER THAN
WHEN HE FOUND IT.

UH, WHAT WAS NEXT? OH.

A GOOD LEADER
ENCOURAGES OTHERS TO HELP OUT

BY SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE.

WOW. WHAT
BRILLIANT INSIGHT.

AND NO ONE SETS
A BETTER EXAMPLE

THAN ME!

WELL, THAT WAS...

BIZARRE.

KRONK, ARE YOU READY
WITH YOUR SPEECH?

I AM, BUT I'M
NOT GONNA GIVE IT.

I'M DROPPIN' OUT.

NO!

OH, YEAH. I DON'T DESERVE
TO BE YOUR VEEP.

[SOBS] KEEP IT TOGETHER, KRONK.

WAIT! I'M NOT DONE.

I SAID NO ONE
SETS A BETTER EXAMPLE
THAN ME, WHICH IS TRUE,

EXCEPT FOR--[SIGHS]

EXCEPT FOR KRONK.

HE'S NICE, THOUGHTFUL,

WITH HIS ALL,
"I JOINED 37 CLUBS

AND DON'T ASK FOR
A THING IN RETURN."

I GUESS THAT MAKES HIM
A GOOD LEADER.

AND YOU
MIGHT WANNA VOTE FOR HIM,
YOU KNOW, FOR VICE GUY

IF YOU LIKE
THAT KIND OF THING.

I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
NOT GONNA CRY!

AND I KNOW I'M FORGETTING
SOMETHING ABOUT MEAT,
BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

I COULD LEARN ABOUT LOT
ABOUT BEING A GOOD V.P.

AND A GOOD EMPEROR FROM
THIS BIG, DUMB APE. THE END.

[CHEERING]

MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

NO. YOU SHOULD WIN.

I DIDN'T PLAY FAIR,
AND WHEN IT COMES

TO IDEAS AND VALUES AND STUFF,
YOU'RE FULL OF THEM.

GEE, THANKS.

IT IS MY PLEASURE
TO ANNOUNCE

YOUR NEW STUDENT BODY
VICE PRESIDENT...

ALAN BUFFOON!

WHOO-HOO!

HUH?

YEAH. I KNOW
HE WAS A CONTENDER.

KUZCO, I KNEW
YOUR STRANGE RAMBLINGS

WOULDN'T GET YOU ELECTED,

NOT ON THIS PLANET ANYWAY,

BUT YOU CLEARLY DID LEARN
SOMETHING ABOUT GOVERNMENT.

YOU PASS.

NOW I'M GOING HOME.

AND AS IS OUR
KUZCO ACADEMY TRADITION,

YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL DUTY
WILL BE TO PRESIDE

OVER TONIGHT'S MEATBALL
MASQUERADE DANCE.

[SNARLING]

AAH! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

LOOK! IT'S PAJAMA LLAMA.

HE LIKES TO FIGHT WITH STUFF,
AND HE WEARS A STUPID BLUE CAPE.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO PICNIC
WITH PAJAMA LLAMA.

FIND THE ALUMINUM PICNIC PAD
HIDDEN IN THE COMIC SCROLL,

AND BE PAJAMA LLAMA'S
NEW FRIEND.

PAJAMA LLAMA IS NOT OBLIGATED TO
BE YOUR FRIEND OR EVEN LIKE YOU.

ODDS OF WINNING--
1 IN 37 MILLION.

LIMITED TIME OFFER.

I CAMPED OUT
FOR 4 DAYS. YOU?

5 MINUTES AGO, WHEN
THE LINE STARTED TO FORM.

FIRST CUSTOMER.

YES!

SORRY.
THEY'RE SOLD OUT.

[GRUMBLING]
BOO!
AW, MAN.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

UH, WHEN DID WE SWITCH
TO THE KRONK CHANNEL?

YOU COULD HARDLY EVEN
SEE ME WALKING BY.

I MEAN, BOO HOO.
KRONK BLEW HIS ALLOWANCE
ON A LAME-O CONTEST,

WHEN THE ONLY THING COOL
ABOUT PAJAMA LLAMA
IS HIS SIDEKICK,

BIKINI SLOTH.

SHE TURNS BAD GUYS' CLOTHES
INTO BIKINIS.

BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE

IS THAT WE SWITCH BACK
TO TELE-KUZCO,

AND THIS TIME,
SHOW A LITTLE MORE OF ME.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

YEAH, I NEED
A HAND-HELD MIRROR.

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE.

NOT FOR THIS HAND.

AISLE 4.

WHAT, I HAVE TO
GET IT MYSELF?

HUNH. THEY SHOULD
CALL THIS PLACE
AN INCONVENIENCE STORE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

Clerk: AND STAY OUT!
PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

HEY!
PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.
PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

PAJAMA PASS. NOPE.

AW, I SURE MISS
THE DAYS WHEN I HAD
A ROYAL BUTLER

TO GET KICKED OUT
FOR ME.

WHAT'S THIS?

"PAJAMA PICNIC PASS."

WHICH STORE'D YOU FIND
THAT AT, LUCKY MONKEY?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY
MEET PAJAMA LLAMA?

YEAH, BUT I NEVER
PICNICKED WITH HIM.
TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

I'D DO ANYTHING
FOR THAT PASS, ANYTHING.

ANYTHING?
ANYTHING!

IN FACT, I JUST REPEATED IT
FOR EMPHASIS JUST A SECOND AGO.

WOULD YOU...

JUMP UP AND DOWN...

ON ONE FOOT...

WHILE JUGGLING...

FASTER...

AND DANCING
WITH A SEA COW...

ALL NIGHT?

[OWL HOOTS]

[PANTING]

NOW CAN I HAVE
THE PAJAMA PASS?

THOSE WERE JUST TESTS.
FOR WHAT?

TO BE MY NEW BUTLER.

GOOD NEWS.
YOU START TOMORROW.

AND IF YOU DO
EVERYTHING I SAY,

I'LL GIVE YOU
THE PAJAMA PASS. DEAL?

OF COURSE!
IT'S THE BEST DEAL EVER!

HOMEWORK DONE,
SODA ICED,

HAIR COMBED
AND RECOMBED,

PILLOW FLUFFED,
WOPPY WASHED,

FEET MASSAGED,
TOENAILS CLIPPED,

STATUE ALMOST FINISHED.

DONE. ANYTHING ELSE?

DO I GET
THE PAJAMA PASS?

LET THE PRICELESS
PAJAMA PASS GO

IN EXCHANGE FOR
ONE EASY, BREEZY AFTERNOON
CATERING TO MY EVERY WHIM?

OH, GOOD POINT.
THAT PAJAMA PASS
IS INVALUABLE.

I SHOULD DO
YOUR LAUNDRY.

PILLOW FLUFFED,
WOPPY WASHED,

FEET MASSAGED,
TOENAILS CLIPPED,

STATUE ALMOST FINISHED.
DONE.

NOW CAN I HAVE IT?

NOPE.

FEET MASSAGED,
TOENAILS CLIPPED,

STATUE ALMOST FINISHED.

DONE.

THANKS, SVEN.

AH-AH. GIVE ME MY SODA.

NOW?
NOPE.

BACK TO MOPPIN'
THE CEILIN'.

BOOM, BABY.

HERE'S HOPING THE WORLD'S
LAMEST CONTEST GOES ON FOREVER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT
DOESN'T GO ON FOREVER?
IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 WEEKS.

LIMITED TIME OFFER, KUZCO.

NO ONE FOUND THE PAJAMA PASS
BEFORE THE DEADLINE.

IT'S DONE, FINISHED,
OVER, OUT.

WHAT'S DONE,
FINISHED, OVER, OUT?

NOT SKINNY JEANS.
IT CAN'T BE SKINNY JEANS.

I JUST TRADED
ALL MY RELAXED FIT
FOR SKINNY JEANS.

TELL ME
IT'S NOT SKINNY JEANS.

IT'S SKINNY JEANS.
AHH!

HURRY, KRONK.
MAYBE YOU CAN GET
YOUR FAT JEANS BACK.

RELAXED FIT.

CAN I HAVE TIME OFF, SIR?
PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE?

GO. GO, GO, GO.

KUZCO, WHY DID
YOU LIE TO KRONK?

AND WHY IS HE DRESSED
LIKE YOUR BUTLER?

UH, I THINK
THE MORE IMPORTANT
QUESTION HERE

IS WHY DIDN'T
YOU LIE TO KRONK,

AND WHY ISN'T
HE DRESSED
LIKE YOUR BUTLER?

WAIT A SECOND.

[GASPS] YOU FOUND
THE PAJAMA PASS, DIDN'T YOU?

AND YOU PROMISED IT TO KRONK
IF HE'D BE YOUR BUTLER.

ONLY, NOW IT'S WORTHLESS,
AND YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM.

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

KUZCO, YOU HAVE TO TELL KRONK.

FEET MASSAGED,
TOENAILS CLIPPED,

STATUE 37
ALMOST FINISHED.

DONE.

UH, KRONK...

THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

AND THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO SHOW YOU.

I MADE MY OWN
PAJAMA LLAMA
COMIC SCROLL.

I CALL IT
"WHEN KRONK PICNICKED
WITH PAJAMA LLAMA."

"MR. PAJAMA LLAMA,
WHAT AN HONOR
TO PICNIC WITH YOU.

CHICKEN LEG?"

"NO, THANK YOU.
VEGETARIAN.

"I WANT YOU TO JOIN ME,
KRONK,

"TO STOP THE EVIL
PURPLE WRINKLESAURUS

FROM STEALING
OUR PICNIC STUFF."

TOGETHER, THEY TURNED
THE WRINKLESAURUS'
CLOTHES INTO PAJAMAS.

KAPOW! "GUH!

MY CLOTHES HAVE BEEN
TURNED INTO PAJAMAS!"

GET TO BIKINI SLOTH.

OH, SHE'S ON SPECIAL
ASSIGNMENT THIS WEEK.

"ANOTHER PICNIC SAVED

"THANKS TO PAJAMA LLAMA
AND KRONK,

"BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES
TO BUSTING CRIME,

WE'RE TWO OF A KIND."

"SPINACH PUFF?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO."

THE END.

WELL, I KNOW I PROBABLY
WON'T GET TO FIGHT

PIE-STEALIN'
WRINKLESAURUSES
WITH PAJAMA LLAMA,

BUT POINT IS I WANTED
YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS

IS A DREAM COME TRUE
FOR ME

AND WHAT A GREAT FRIEND
YOU ARE GIVIN' ME
THE PAJAMA PASS

WHEN YOU COULD HAVE
USED IT FOR YOURSELF,

BUYIN' IT FAIR AND
SQUARE AND ALL.

I THINK I NEED
SOME FRESH AIR.

COMIN' UP.

ALL I WANTED WAS
SOMEONE TO WAIT ON ME

HAND AND FOOT
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

IS THAT SO WRONG?

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
WRONG WITH IT.

AAH! DEMON KUZCO!

KUZCO, YOU
TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF A FRIEND.

AAH! DEMON MALINA!
DEMINA!

HEY, DEMON MALINA.

WANNA GO ON A DEMONY
DATEY-DATE-DATE?

DEMONY NEVER.

AAH! DEMONS EVERYWHERE.

AM I THE ONLY GOOD GUY?

YOU'RE THE WORST ONE HERE--

A BAD GUY
AND A BAD FRIEND.

NO!

WHEW. IT WAS
JUST A DREAM.

AAH! PAJAMAS.
NOT A DREAM.
NOT A DREAM.

KUZCO, WHAT'S WRONG?
I HEARD YOU SCREAM.

AAH! P.J.s!

PAJAMA LLAMA
GOT YOU, TOO!

IS NO ONE SAFE?

KUZCO, IT'S THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT.

OF COURSE
I'M WEARING PAJAMAS.

YOU JUST HAD A BAD DREAM.

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TRY TO RELAX AND
TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG?

OK. WELL, IT ALL
STARTED WITH THE WORLD'S
LAMEST CONTEST.

AND THAT'S
WHEN YOU SHOWED UP

WITH THAT GOOFY SOCK
ON YOUR HEAD.

SO IT'S SIMPLE.

YOU OWE KRONK A PICNIC
WITH PAJAMA LLAMA.

WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

THE POINT IS I GOTTA
FIND SOMEONE NEW
TO BE MY BUTLER.

SAY, PACHA,
WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?

I HAPPEN TO HAVE
A BUTLER OUTFIT--

KUZCO.

FINE. P.J. LLAMA PICNIC.
I'M ON IT.

YEAH, I'D LIKE
TO SEE THE PERSON

IN CHARGE
OF PAJAMA LLAMA COMICS.

THAT'S HIS DESK OVER THERE.

HE'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MOMENT.

WAIT. YOU'RE
THE PERSON IN CHARGE?

OF EVERYTHING, YEP.

WRITING, ARTWORK,
DISTRIBUTION,

RECEPTION,
PAJAMA LLAMA APPEARANCES,
AND YOGURT.

FREE SAMPLE?

YOU ACTUALLY SELL YOGURT?

HEY, LAY OFF, MAN.
IT'S A TAX SHELTER.

YOU WANT THE SAMPLE
OR NOT?

NO, THANKS. SEE, I HAVE
THIS PAJAMA LLAMA PICNIC PASS.

EXPIRED. NULL AND VOID.
CONTEST OVER. GOOD-BYE.

LOOK, I NEED PAJAMA LLAMA
AND A PICNIC FAST,

OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO
A HORRIBLE THING--

ADMIT I DID
SOMETHING WRONG.

LOOK, I DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS.

I HAVE
A NEW PAJAMA LLAMA
ADVENTURE TO WRITE,

AND PEOPLE NEED YOGURT.

UH, HOW MANY FLAVORS
DO YOU HAVE?

637.

THEN UNLESS WE MAKE A DEAL,
I WANNA SAMPLE THEM ALL,

TWICE, STARTING WITH
THAT ONE, THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,
THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,
THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,
THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,
THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,
THEN THAT ONE,

THEN THAT ONE,
THEN THAT ONE...

Kuzco: SMILE!

[GROANS]
WE DONE YET?

NOT TILL YOU SAY THE LINE.
WE HAD A DEAL.

UH, SAY, KRONK...

YES, MR. PAJAMA LLAMA?!

I WANT YOU TO BE
MY PARTNER, BECAUSE...

WHEN IT COMES
TO BUSTING CRIME,

WE'RE 2 OF A KIND.

BEST...

PICNIC...

EVER.

OK. NOW WE'RE DONE.

[KUZCO SIGHS] FLOOR SWEPT,
TRASH EMPTIED,

COMIC SCROLL WRITTEN
AND REWRITTEN,

637 YOGURT SPOUTS CLEANED,
SODA ICED,

FEET MASSAGED,
TOENAILS CLIPPED...

[JOINTS CRACK]

UH, SORT OF.

WILL THAT BE ALL, SIR?

NOT YET, MAN.
WE HAD A DEAL.

NOW JUMP UP AND DOWN...

ON ONE FOOT...

WHILE JUGGLING...

AND DANCING
WITH A SEA COW.

Kuzco: WHEN KUZCO
MET BIKINI SLOTH.

"SO BIKINI SLOTH, WANNA GO
DEFEAT SOME BAD GUYS?"

"BUT, KUZCO,
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT

ARE YOUR BIG MUSCLES."

"BOOM, BAM, BABY.

"LOOKIN' GOOD.

YEP, A SUPERHERO'S
GOTTA KEEP IN SHAPE."

"AND EXERCISE
THEIR SUPERPOWERS."

AH HEH.