The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 15 - Come Fly with Me/Project Poncho - full transcript

HEY, GUYS.
DON'T MISS TODAY'S SHOW,

'CAUSE I GET
TURNED INTO A--

NO.

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

[SIGHS] JUST WATCH THE SHOW.

THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪



♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY-- ♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

♪ EXACTLY ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM,
TO TOP HIM ♪

TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?

UH...

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪



♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAN CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL ♪

♪ IT'S ROYAL, THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL-- ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH.
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO,
GO, GO ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY--ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP

BLOOM BALL!

NO HURTY.

MALINA'S BLOOM BALL.
THE BLOOM BALL FOR MALINA.

THE BIG ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

THAT'S ONLY FOR MALINA,
CALLED...

THE BLOOM BALL?
YEAH. I KNOW.

PLUS I FOUND HER
THE PERFECT GIFT.

A TIME-TRAVEL TIMEPIECE
LETS YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME

SO SHE CAN RELIVE
HER PERFECT DAY OVER
AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I GOT HER THUMBTACKS.

SO WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT THINGY, ANYWAY?

YZMA'S LAB
OF EVIL MACHINERY.

AHH!

I MEAN, UH,
NOT A SECRET LAB.

A STORE, NORMAL STORE.

IT'S CLOSED NOW.
DON'T LOOK FOR IT.

WHATEVER.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT
HERE TODAY IS ME.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

IT'S A IMPORTANT DAY
FOR OUR LITTLE MALINA.

DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT
MAKIN' IT ALL ABOUT YOU.

WHAT? WHEN HAVE I
EVER DONE THAT?

YATTA'S BIRTHDAY.

GO, KUZCO! GO, KUZCO!

AMZY'S CEREMONY.

GO, KUZCO! GO, KUZCO!

AND THAT WEDDING.

GO, KUZCO! GO, KUZCO!

YOU HAVE A LONG HISTORY
OF RUINING PARTIES
THAT AREN'T ABOUT YOU.

YOU HAVE A SICKNESS.
JUST SAY NO.

UH, IF BY RUINING,
YOU MEAN MAKING AWESOME,

THEN I TOTALLY AGREE.

WELCOME TO
LIFE-OF-THE-PARTYVILLE,

POPULATION ME.

OHH. OHH.
BLOOM BALL.
BLOOM BALL.

AND SO, WE FINALLY
WELCOME INTO WOMANHOOD...

[APPLAUSE]

BOOM, BAM, BABY.

UH, KUZCO?

KUZCO, I WAS SUPPOSED
TO COME OUT OF
THE FLOWER BUD.

HMM. DOESN'T SOUND
VERY KUZCOEY.

YOU KNOW, TO FILL
YOUR PARTY'S KUZ-QUOTIENT.

KUZCO, THIS PARTY
IS ABOUT ME.

YEAH, OF COURSE.
ABSOLUTELY.

YOU GO AHEAD NOW.
THIS IS YOUR DAY.

[SNAPS]

WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM ME.

NOW THE CEREMONIAL
HEADDRESS LOWERS
ONTO YOU.

IT WAS WORN
BY YOUR MOTHER,

YOUR MOTHER'S
MOTHER...

BOINK.

AND YOUR MOTHER'S
MOTHER'S FATHER

FOR A WEEK WHEN HE
LOST HIS TOP HAT.

OOF. POOR MALINA.

THIS WHOLE FANCY HAT BIT'S
GOIN' DOWN IN FLAMES.

BETTER SPICE THINGS UP
WITH A LITTLE
SECRET INGREDIENT

I LIKE TO CALL ME.

PIÑATA TIME!

[CROWD GASPS]

HEY!
WHERE'S THE CANDY?!

UHH! KUZCO!

[WHISPERING]
Play along.
This bit kills.

THAT'S MY HEADDRESS.

HA! SO, WHAT?
YOU ALREADY ATE
ALL THE CANDY?

WAIT. WHAT? NO!
IT'S A BLOOM BALL TRADITION.

NOT HAVING CANDY
IS A TRADITION?

WHATEVER. IT'S YOUR DAY.

HERE. OH, WE'LL START
A NEW TRADITION.

[CLINKING GLASS]

MY, UH--MY DAUGHTER
MALINA IS--

OH, HOW DO I SAY THIS?

OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SAY IT FOR YOU.

WHEN I FIRST MET MALINA,

I HAD JUST WON
FIRST PRIZE AT
A WEIGHT LIFTING INVITATIONAL.

WITH NEARLY
ALL MY MUSCLES BULGING,

I HOISTED THE STATUE
ATOP MOUNT MONUMENT.

THE VILLAGE CHILDREN
CHEERED

AS I SWUNG THE MAIDEN
ACROSS THE PIT

OF 37 FIRE-BREATHING
SNAKE-SHARKS.

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

I'M SO GLAD MY FIRST DANCE
AS A BLOOMUTANTE
CAN BE WITH YOU.

[GASPS]
AAH!

[GASPS]

UH, SCRAPING
THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
THERE, MALINA.

GUY'S OLD ENOUGH
TO BE YOUR GRANDPA.

HE IS MY GRANDPA.

WELL, THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
DANCE MUSIC.

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

GO, KUZCO! GO, KUZCO!

[GASPS]
GO, KUZCO! GO, KUZCO!

AHH-OHH!

[MUFFLED MUTTER]

I--I CANNOT
BELIEVE YOU.

I KNOW. I'M UNBELIEVABLE.

AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.
TA-DA!

THUMBTACKS.
PLUS A SCRAPBOOK

FULL OF PICTURES OF ME.

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.

TODAY, THIS ONE DAY
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
ABOUT ME, NOT YOU.

A BLOOM BALL
ONLY HAPPENS ONCE
IN A GIRL'S LIFE,

AND MINE'S RUINED
THANKS TO YOU.

[CRYING]

MAN, IT'S HER BIG DAY,

AND ALL SHE CAN
TALK ABOUT IS ME?

THANK YOU!
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.

THIS IS THAT WHOLE
RUININ' OTHER PEOPLE'S
PARTIES THING

I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT.

WHATTING OTHER PEOPLE'S
WHAT WHAT?

I'M MAKING THIS PARTY ROCK.

[POP, POP]

YEAH, I GOT
A BAD FEELIN' ABOUT THIS.

[CACKLES]

I POTIONED YOUR PUNCH
WITH MY 5-MINUTE FLY POTION.

I WANTED TO CALL IT
FLY POTION NUMBER 5

OR FREQUENT FLIER
POTION,

BUT SHE'S
GOT NO HEAD
FOR MARKETING.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, KRONK.

5 MINUTES IS
MORE THAN LONG ENOUGH

FOR ME TO DESTROY YOU, KUZCO.

BYE-BYE, FLY.

OH, NO. DRIED SODA.

SO SWEET AND YET SO STICKY.

NOW THAT'S S-WAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[GIGGLES]

KRONK,
DID YOU GET THAT?

I'M WRITIN'
IT DOWN! SWAT!

YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY
WRITIN' IT DOWN.

[GROWLS]

AAH! THAT'S GONNA
LEAVE A MARK.

I'LL
GET YOU OUT.

SOON
AS IT MELTS.

HE RUINED MY ARRIVAL,
MY HEADDRESS, MY TOAST,

AND MY FIRST DANCE.

DON'T FORGET
YOUR GRANDMA.

SHE'S STILL
COUGHIN' UP FROSTING.

[COUGHING]

YEAH, THAT WAS
THE ICING
ON THE CAKE.

WOW. I CAN TOTALLY HEAR

ALL HER INTIMATE SECRETS
AND PRIVATEY
PRIVATE THOUGHTS,

AND WHOEVER SHE'S
TALKING ABOUT HAS REALLY
MESSED THINGS UP.

IT'S PROBABLY GUACA.
HEH. TALK ABOUT SELFISH.

Malina: KUZCO
RUINED EVERYTHING.

WHAT?!

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK

THAT JUST ONE DAY
NOT BE ABOUT HIM?

SO SHE WANTS TO BE
THE LIFE OF THE PARTY FOR ONCE.

MUST BE AWFUL
LIVING IN MY SHADOW.

HMM. IF ONLY THERE WAS
A WAY I COULD GO BACK IN TIME

TO GET KRONK'S
TIME-TRAVEL TIMEPIECE.

THAT'S IT!
KRONK'S TIME-TRAVEL TIMEPIECE.

UUF! [CHUCKLES]

UH, GOTTA GO.

TIME FOR TIME TRAVEL.

NAH, NOT SNAPPY ENOUGH.

OOH. GOT IT.

IT'S TIME-TRAVEL TIME.

OW.

MAN, WHAT IS UP
WITH THAT?

IT WORKED!

UH, WHO YOU
TALKIN' TO?

YOU'RE NOT TALKIN'
TO THE CENTERPIECE,
ARE YOU?

'CAUSE IT'S
A REAL CENTERPIECE.

IT'S NOT A PERSON.

KRONK, YOUR TIME-TRAVEL
THINGY WORKS.

I CAN REWIND TIME
AND FIX ALL MY MISTAKES,
ALL 2 OF THEM.

REALLY?

YOU LOST ME
AFTER "KRONK."

NOW TO MAKE SURE
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING TONIGHT
IS FOCUSED ON MALINA.

IT'S BLOOM BALL TIME.

[GASPS] OH, BLOOM BALL.
BLOOM BALL!

UH, OUT OF MY WAY,
SLIM.

GOTTA PERSONALLY
MAKE SURE MALINA GETS

AN ATTENTION-GETTING,
BIG ENTRANCE.

FINALLY WE WELCOME
INTO WOMANHOOD...

[APPLAUSE]

YIKES.

NOW I CROWN YOU

WITH--OHH!

MALINA, YOU DESERVE
MORE THAN THAT
RATTY OLD PIÑATA,

SOMETHING TO REALLY
GRAB EVERYONE'S
ATTENTION.

[BEEP]

EVERYONE'S STARING
AT YOU, MALINA,

JUST LIKE
YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

AAH!
[CRASH]

DID I MENTION...

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

[CLEARS THROAT]

MY DAUGHTER MALINA

IS A--WHOA.

NICE SPEECH, POPS,
THOUGH A LITTLE LIGHT
ON THE MALINA.

LET ME FIX THAT.

UH, "WHEN MALINA
FIRST MET MALINA,

"MALINA HAD JUST
WON FIRST PRIZE

AT A WEIGHT LIFTING
INVITATIONAL."

OH, NO.

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GIVE YOUR ATTENTION TO...

THE BLOOMUTANTE...

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

I-IS IT GETTING
A TAD HOT IN HERE?

AS SHE SHOWS OFF
HER WORLD-FAMOUS TAP DANCING.

UHH! I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TAP DANCE.

SQUARE DANCE?
LINE DANCE? BREAK DANCE?

[BEATBOXING]

COME ON. MALINA,
YOU'RE RUINING THE BALL.

NO! YOU'RE RUINING IT.

A BLOOM BALL
ONLY HAPPENS ONCE
IN A GIRL'S LIFE.

DON'T BE SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.

[GROANS]

NOT THE RUNNING MAN.

THAT'S SO
8 CENTURIES FROM NOW.

LET ME GO!

WHOA!

YAAH!
WHOA!

OOPS. HEH HEH.
I'M GUESSIN' A SCRAPBOOK

FULL OF CHILDHOOD
PHOTOS OF YOU

ISN'T GONNA
MAKE THINGS BETTER.

KUZCO...

THERE'S ONE OF YOU
BITING YOUR TOENAILS.

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER?
THAT'LL NEVER WORK.

'CAUSE YOU DON'T LISTEN.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DO LOOK GOOD IN TEAL.

OOH! I GOT IT.

I'LL DO THAT
FLY-ON-THE-WALL
THINGY AND--

[CACKLES]

OOPS. FORGOT
ABOUT THE SWATTY
SWAT SWATTY PART.

[CACKLES]

I POTIONED YOUR PUNCH
WITH MY 5-MINUTE FLY POTION.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LET'S MOVE THIS ALONG.

ME NO LIKEY RERUNS.

UHH! THAT'S GONNA
LEAVE A MARK.

KUZCO TURNED IT INTO
THE PARTY HE'D LIKE,

NOT THE PARTY I'D LIKE.

NOTE TO SELF: MALINA DOESN'T
LIKE AWESOME PARTIES.

[SIGHS]
IT WAS SO DUMB OF ME

TO THINK THAT FOR ONCE,
HE COULD BE NORMAL.

SO WHY'D YOU
INVITE THE LOSER?

Kuzco, faint:
HEY!

I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER,

WE LAUGH
AND HAVE FUN.

I LIKE HIM.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT REALLY LIKE HIM

IF HE WASN'T
SO SELF-ABSORBED,

INSENSITIVE,
AND CLUELESS, AND...

OHH. HE'S NEVER
GONNA CHANGE, IS HE?

WHOA. SHE MIGHT
REALLY LIKE ME.

IF I WASN'T ALL
THOSE THINGS SHE SAID,
WHATEVER THEY WERE.

I CAN'T MESS THIS UP AGAIN.

I GOTTA FIND KRONK'S
TIME-TRAVEL THINGY.

[STRAINS]

COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.

[COWBELL RATTLES]

AH. NOW TO GO BACK
AND THROW THE PARTY

SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED
AND BE THE MAN

SHE NEVER THOUGHT
SHE WOULDN'T NOT LIKE.

IT'S TIME-TRAVEL TIME.

AAH!

OOF.

OW, OW, OW.

THAT HURTS.

UH-OH.
DUMB TIME THING.

SERVES YOU RIGHT
FOR DUMPIN' ME
ON MY KUZSTER.

UH, WHO YOU
TALKIN' TO?

[WHISPERING]
Shh. Malina's about to enter.

[GASPS] OH! BLOOM BALL!
BLOOM BALL!

NO MORE FLY.

NO MORE YZMA.

[MUTTERING]
5-MINUTE FLY...

FLEW--[GROANS]

NO MORE INTERFERY.

[APPLAUSE]

[APPLAUSE]

PIÑATA. PIÑATA.

MY, UH--MY DAUGHTER
MALINA IS...

BORING. BORING.
OH, HOW DO I SAY THIS?

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

[WHISPERING]
Go, Kuzco. Go, Kuzco.

UH, THANK YOU, KRONK.

IT'S, UM...

BROKEN!
I'D GO BACK IN TIME

AND RETURN IT,
BUT NOW I CAN'T.

HEY, MALINA,

I'VE GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU.

UH-OH. HERE IT COMES.

I KNEW YOU SITTING
ON THE SIDELINES

WAS TOO GOOD TO LAST.
WHAT IS IT?

A "HOORAY FOR KUZCO"
PARADE?

A DOZEN WACKY KUZ-CLOWNS
ARE GOING TO COME

BURSTING OUT OF MY CAKE?
WHAT?

OH. UH, THANKS.

OH, HOW NICE.

IT'S A SCRAPBOOK
WITH PICTURES OF US TOGETHER.

BUT THERE'S
ONLY ONE PICTURE.

THE REST OF THE PAGES
ARE BLANK.

UH...

OH, MY GOSH.

IS THIS SO
WE CAN FILL IT UP

WITH ALL THE MEMORIES
STILL TO COME?

YEP. YOU GOT IT.
NOT 'CAUSE I ONLY
HAD 2 MINUTES TO MAKE IT.

OH, THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
COULD RUIN IT.

All: TO MALINA!

OK. NOW IT'S RUINED.

THIS WEEK'S
ASSIGNMENT IS--

GOT A SCROLL FOR YATTA!

YOO-HOO!
HERE I AM!

GUESS WHO'S COMING
TO OUR SCHOOL
TOMORROW, Y'ALL.

PROJECT PONCHO!

THE TRAVELING
FASHION SHOW?

YEAH. I WROTE TO THEM.

THEY'RE HOLDIN' THE NEXT
FASHION SHOW HERE!

WE GET TO DESIGN
OUR OWN PONCHOS!

AND TAP INTO OUR
INNER FASHIONISTA.

FASHION RULES!

I'M NOT ENTERING
ANY DUMB FASHION SHOW.

Moleguaco:
OH, YES, YOU ARE.

THIS WEEK'S ASSIGNMENT
IS TO PARTICIPATE
IN PROJECT PONCHO.

IT ANNOYS KUZCO AND
GETS ME OUT OF TEACHING.

[CHUCKLES] WAKE ME WHEN
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

[SNORING]

SO, LIKE, CREATE
THE MOST ORIGINAL PONCHO

AS DETERMINED BY ME,
PROJECT PONCHO HOSTESS

HILDA CLIMB--

[GASPS] OH,
AND THE OTHER 2 JUDGES--

AND YOU CAN, LIKE, WIN.

NOW FOR THE RULES.

YOU'LL HAVE 3 DAYS
TO MAKE YOUR PONCHO.

ONLY FACULTY AND STUDENTS
CAN ENTER.

FEW POINTS. FIRST,
I'VE ONLY HAD ONE LINE
IN THE SHOW SO FAR.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

AND SECOND,
FOR A HOTTY HOT HOTTIE,

HILDA SURE IS
DULLY DULL DULLY.

RULES ONLY SOUND
INTERESTING

IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES,
LIKE FRENCH.

HUNH HUNH HUNH.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

GERMAN.

[SPEAKING GERMAN]

GERMAN SHEPHERD.

[BARKING]

GERMAN SHEPHERD.
HEH HEH.

THAT'S FUNNY.

YEAH. OK.
BORED WITH THAT NOW.

SO SUMMING UP,
SINCE THERE'S ONLY

9 MINUTES LEFT
IN THIS EPISODE,

SHE ANNOUNCED
THE PRIZES.

AIRBRUSHED PICTURE
OF THE WINNER IN THE
SCHOOL NEWS SCROLL.

LAME.

LIFETIME SUPPLY
OF DISCONTINUED PONCHOS.

LAMER.

AND A TRIP FOR 2 TO THE FASHION
CAPITAL OF PERU, LIMA.

LIMEST!

NO, WAIT. IF I WIN,

I COULD TAKE MALINA THERE
ON A ROMANTIC GETAWAY,

[NEIGHS]
COMPLETE WITH A PEGASUS.

I'M GONNA WIN!

SHE'S NOT EVEN DONE
EXPLAINING YET.

UM, YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT RANDOMLY SELECTING
THE OTHER 2 JUDGES.

YES. I'LL DRAW THEIR NAMES

FROM THIS, LIKE,
TOTALLY HIP HAT.

UH, "MR. PURUTU"?

WOO-HOO.

AND "KRONK"?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JUDGE!

AND NOW THAT I'M
AN OFFICIAL FASHION JUDGE,

I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
THAT THESE LAB COATS
ARE SO 2 SEASONS AGO.

PROJECT PONCHO
IS JUST THE VENUE

TO SHOWCASE MY FANTASTIC
FASHION SENSE.

I'M GOING TO ENTER
AND WIN.

YEAH. THE, UH, RULES
WERE VERY CLEAR.

BARK BARKY,
BARKITY BARK BARK.

ONLY STUDENTS AND
FACULTY CAN ENTER.

PRINCIPAL AMZY
CAN ENTER.

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO
WITH YOU?

I'M PRINCIPAL AMZY,
KRONK.

PRINCIPAL AMZY KRONK.
IS THAT WITH A HYPHEN?

YOU'RE GOING
TO HELP ME WIN, OR...

THE SPINACH PUFF
GETS IT!

[GASPS] YOU'D REALLY
HURT AN INNOCENT PUFF?!

IF ONLY PRINCIPAL AMZY KRONK
WERE HERE TO STOP YOU.

I WANT THE NAMES
OF THE SILKWORMS

WHO MADE ALL
MY CORONATION ROBES...

THAT I NEVER
ACTUALLY WORE.

OR PAID FOR.

THEY WILL CREATE
MY WINNING PONCHO.

ARTICLE 5-1, SUBSECTION 3
OF THE FASHION JUDGES HANDBOOK

CALLS THAT CHEATING.

JUDGE KRONK
IS BY THE BOOK, LADY.

I'M NOT ASKING
JUDGE KRONK.

I'M ASKING
ASSISTANT KRONK.

OH. WORMS' NAMES
ARE INCHY AND PINCHY.

NO HYPHEN.

[POWER SAW]

[ANIMAL ROARS]

UM, STRIPES OR DOTS?

AW, I DON'T
WANNA MAKE
THE WRONG CHOICE.

[GROWLS]

WHILE I WAIT FOR
SOME CEMENT TO SET,

NEED ANY HELP WITH
YOUR PONCHO, SIR?

YEAH, I NEED 3 1/2 YARDS

OF YOU GET OUTTY.

Kronk: SILKITY PILKITY
SILK PONCHO,

SILKITY PILKITY YZMA.

[JABBERS]

RIGHT. YOUR PONCHO'LL BE
MADE OF THEIR BEST SILK

AS LONG AS YOU ACTUALLY
PAY THEM THIS TIME.

I DON'T NEGOTIATE
WITH WORMS.

NOW GET SILKING!

[BLOWTORCH]

[ANIMAL ROARS]

FEATHERS OR BEADS?

I DON'T WANNA MAKE
THE WRONG CHOICE.

HYAH!

AND...

DONE.

KUZCO, YOU SPENT 2 DAYS
WORKING ON YOUR MANIKIN?

IMPRESSIVE, HUH?

WELL, YOU ARE
BOTH HARDHEADED.

[PATRONIZING]
AH HEH HEH. UHH.

OK, COMEDY,
NOT YOUR THING.

KUZCO, THE FASHION SHOW
IS TOMORROW.

LOOK, I KNOW
YOU'RE WORRIED THAT
I'M NOT GONNA WIN

AND TAKE YOU
ON THE ROMANTIC
GETAWAY TO LIMA.

ROMANTIC GETAWAY?

SEE? I CAN EVEN HEAR
THE PANIC IN YOUR VOICE.

BUT YOU FORGET THAT I
AM THE EMPEROR OF STYLE.

AND VOILà.

THAT'S YOUR IDEA
OF FASHION?

[GASP]

OH! MY EYES!

MY BEAUTIFUL
ALMOND-SHAPED EYES!

OK. TIME FOR PLAN "B."

HOWDY, YATTA.

WHO ARE YOU?

ONE OF YOUR
37 COUSINS.

YOUR PA DONE FELL
DOWN A WELL,

AND I NEED YOUR
PONCHO TO SAVE HIM.

YOU AIN'T SWIPIN'
MY WINNIN' PONCHO...

KUZCO.

Malina: DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.

KUZCO!

YOU REALLY
WANNA STEAL THIS?

EWW. THAT GIRLY THING?

WHAT A WASTE
OF A PERFECTLY GOOD
SNEAKY ENTRANCE.

WA-HOO!

SIR! SIR!
IT'S FINISHED!

MY PONCHO
IS FINISHED.

I WANT YOU TO BE
THE FIRST TO SEE IT.

GREAT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

I WORKED ALL NIGHT
TO FINISH IT.

WELL, IF PLAIN AND BORING

IS HOT THIS SEASON,
YOU'RE SURE TO WIN.

WATCH.

[BEEP]

[WHIRRING]

WHOA. I HAVE TO HAVE THIS.

I'D BE HONORED.
IT'S YOURS.

OH, GUACA.

YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO TAKE THE FUN OUT OF
ME STEALING IT LATER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
A PONCHO

THAT ONLY SMART PEOPLE
CAN SEE?

THAT'S WHAT INCHY
AND PINCHY SAID.

AND IT'S
ON THIS HANGER.

HMM. DO YOU SEE IT?

YOU ANSWER FIRST.

I'LL GIVE MY ANSWER
BASED ON YOUR ANSWER.

WELL, IF ONLY
SMART PEOPLE CAN SEE IT,

THEN OF COURSE
I SEE IT, KRONK.

I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON
I KNOW.

I SEE IT, TOO,
I'M PRETTY SURE.

SO WH-WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF IT?

WELL, AS YOUR ASSISTANT,
IT'S TOTALLY HOT.

LOVE THE BEADWORK.

AS A JUDGE, NO COMMENT.

GOSH, IT'S REALLY TOUGH
FOR ME TO LET THIS GO,

BEING A KUZCO ORIGINAL
AND ALL.

I REALLY GET
TO WEAR THIS
IN THE FASHION SHOW?

KUZCO RULES!

WELCOME TO PROJECT PONCHO!

[CHEERING]

[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]

UHH. THE HILLBILLY LOOK?

WELL, SHUCKS, IF THAT
DON'T MAKE ME WANNA
HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

3 OUT OF 10.

I DISAGREE.

IT'S THE BOMB. 8.

TOTALLY AWESOME. 10.

[DRUM LINE PLAYS]

CHIC, SPORTY.

TOUCHDOWN. 9.

IT'S HIP. IT'S HOT.

IT'S NOW. 8.

IT'S ALL STRIPITY.
10.

[ORCHESTRA PLAYS
MARTIAL THEME]

[ROARS]

[ALL SCREAM]

Hilda: LOVE IT.

HATE IT.

AMAZING.

AMAZINGLY AWFUL.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I, UH...

10?

[FANFARE PLAYS]

[GROANS]

JUST HOW MANY PONCHOS
ARE YOU ENTERING?

OH, I GIVE IT A 5.

WRONG ON
SO MANY LEVELS. 5.

2 5s?

HEH. ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

I INCLUDED EVERYTHING!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

4.

IT REMINDS ME
OF A CARNIVAL. 10.

ONE MORE DESIGNER, Y'ALL,

AND THEY ANNOUNCE
THE WINNER.

THE EMPEROR OF STYLE
HAS ARRIVED.

PREPARE TO BE AMAZIFIED.

[DRUMROLL]

[AUDIENCE GASPING]

OH, THAT'S AMAZING!

AHH! LOOK AT THAT!

HEY! MWAH. MWAH.

YEAH! YAH-HOO!

UH-HUH.

UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
UH-HUH. [SIGHS]

[CHEERING]

AHH! 10.

10.

10!

MILLION BAZILLION!

Yzma: NOW FOR
THE WINNING PONCHO...

[ALL GASP]

MINE,

MADE OF THE FINEST SILK
THAT ONLY SMART PEOPLE
CAN SEE.

WELL?

PRINCIPAL AMZY
HAS NO CLOTHES.

IF NONE OF YOU
CAN SEE MY PONCHO,

THEN IT JUST PROVES
THAT YOU'RE ALL FOOLS.

[CACKLES]

HOW HUMILIATED YOU MUST BE
TO BE MADE TOTAL FOOLS OF

[ECHOING]
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

UH, I MEAN, IT'S NOT
LIKE THE WORMS WOULD
LIE OR ANYTHING.

UH, [CHUCKLES] WOULD THEY?

[LAUGHING]

[CROWD LAUGHING]

AAH!

UM, MAJOR CONGRATS.

THE WINNING DESIGNER IS...

GUACA.

WHAT?!
NO, I'M KUZCO.

THIS IS MY PONCHO.

YOU MAY BE WEARING IT--
AND BADLY, I MIGHT ADD--

BUT IT'S AS CLEAR
AS MY FLAWLESS COMPLEXION

THAT YOU DID NOT DESIGN IT.

DID SO.
IT'S BEYOND YOUR SKILLS.

IT'S, UH, GOT
GUACA'S NAME
ON THE LABEL.

YOU DID NOTHING
FOR A WEEK WHILE WE SAW
GUACA WORKING ON IT.

OK. BUT BESIDES
ALL THAT.

THE GRAND PRIZE
GOES TO GUACA.

YOU WIN PROJECT PONCHO.

[CHEERING]

GUACA!

DON'T WORRY, SIR.
I KNOW HOW BAD YOU
WANTED TO GO TO LIMA.

SO...

GEE, THANKS FOR TAKIN' ME
AS YOUR GUEST, GUACA.

KUZCO RULES!

MMM. SO GOOD.

KRONK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

EATING THE WORLD'S MOST
DELECTABLE ICE CREAM

THAT ONLY SMART PEOPLE
CAN TASTE.

INCHY AND PINCHY GAVE
IT TO ME. WANT SOME?

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN.

SUIT YOURSELF.

OHH.

OH, SO SCRUMPTIOUSLY
DELICIOUS.

OH, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

NO. SAID YOU
DIDN'T WANT ANY.

GIVE ME--OOP.
AAH!

AAH!

GREAT. NOW LOOK
WHAT YOU DID.

SPILLED IT ALL.

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