The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 12 - A Giftmas Story - full transcript

Unlike Kronk, cynical Kuzco doesn't believe in Papa Santos, the Santa Claus equivalent in Giftmas, the local version of Christmas. Yzma plans to use this against Kuzco. Instead, the boys stumble onto the real papa Santos' ice palace. He tells them Kuzco's wish to become emperor can only be granted if he stops being naughty and undoes his malice in the 48 hours before Giftmas. Hearing so from Kronk, Yzma decides to destroy Papa by shooting down his llama-rickshaw. Only Kuzko can save Giftmas.

HO, HO, HO! CONGRATULATIONS,
MY ADORING FANS.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET
YOUR HOLIDAY WISH--

AN EXTRA-LARGE SERVING
OF ME, ME, ME.

THEME MUSIC!

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY-- ♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.



♪ EXACTLY ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM,
TO TOP HIM ♪

TO DESTROY HIM,
RIGHT?
UH...

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAN CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪



♪ HE'S GOIN'
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL ♪

♪ IT'S ROYAL, THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL-- ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH.
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO,
GO, GO ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
DISNEY-ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP

Pacha, narrating:
A LONG TIME AGO,

ON A COLD GIFTMAS EVE,

FROM AN ICE FORTRESS
HIGH ON THE TOP OF MOUNT REEVE,

PAPA SANTOS FILLED UP
HIS BAGS FULL OF TOYS

TO BRING GIFTMAS MAGIC
TO GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS.

HE MOUNTED HIS
LLAMA-DRAWN RICKSHAW AND THEN,

"ON DANNY AND NIXON,
RODRIGO AND BEN!"

THEY FLEW THROUGH THE NIGHT
O'ER THE TOWNS FAR BELOW

WHERE A SICK BOY NAMED JACK
WOULD WAIT TO SEE SNOW.

HOORAY! I WANNA SEE IT SNOW!
THAT'S GONNA BE
MY GIFTMAS WISH!

WELL, IF YOU'RE GOOD,
PAPA SANTOS JUST MIGHT
MAKE IT HAPPEN.

BAH, HUMBUG.
I GOT A RHYME FOR YOU.

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
THIS TOWN'S NEVER SEEN SNOW.

AND IT WON'T. 'CAUSE SANTOS
IS A BIG FAKE...UH...OH.

IS NOT. HE MAKES
GIFTMAS WISHES COME TRUE.

[GASPS] REALLY?
WELL, THEN,

I WISH PACHA WAS
A BIG, FAT, STINKY
LLAMA HERDER.

HEY! IT WORKED.

ALL RIGHT, KUZCO,
THAT'S ENOUGH.

LOOK, KID,
PAPA SANTOS ISN'T REAL.

IF HE WAS,
I'D BE EMPEROR BY NOW.

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
I WISH FOR EVERY YEAR.

KUZCO, WHY WOULD YOU
MAKE A WISH TO SOMEONE
YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN?

UH, TO PROVE
IT DOESN'T WORK. DUH.

WELL, I STILL
BELIEVE IN HIM.

FINE. BUT YOU'RE
WASTING YOUR TIME.

THE ONLY 2 MIRACLES
YOU'RE GONNA SEE
THIS GIFTMAS ARE...

KUZCO'S HELPERS.
OBSERVE.

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

AND KUZCO CHOP.
[MUSIC STOPS]

I THINK I PROVED MY POINT.

Carolers: ♪ OH, COME,
ALL YE SHOPPERS ♪

♪ BUY SOME
MARKED-UP PONCHOS ♪

♪ OH, COME YE,
OH, COME YE... ♪

ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE
WITH MY GIFTMAS SHOPPING.

WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU, YATA?
I GOT ME COVERED.

OK, THE ONLY PERSON LEFT
ON MY LIST IS KUZCO.

BUT I HAVE THE PERFECT GIFT
PICKED OUT FOR HIM--

A CASHMERE PONCHO.

THAT'S A GREAT GIFT IDEA.

WHY IN TARNATION WOULD YOU
WASTE THAT ON KUZCO?

HE'S MORE SELFISH THAN
A PIG IN A TRASH HEAP.

TRUE, BUT IT'S
GIFTMAS. AND--

YOU ALWAYS GET HIM
NICE STUFF LIKE THAT.
AND WHAT'S HE EVER GOTTEN YOU?

REMEMBER HIS LAST 3 PRESENTS?

ANOTHER OVERSIZED
PICTURE OF YOU...

A DRY-CLEANING BILL?

Toy:
♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪

OK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I BETTER KEEP LOOKING.

Kuzco: EW, CHEWY.
EW, GOOEY.

EW, PILL-BUGGY.

UH, CHICHA, YOU'RE OUT OF
CHOCOLATES AGAIN.

KUZCO! I FOUND REAL PROOF
THAT PAPA SANTOS EXISTS!

SEE? HE LEFT YOU
THIS PURPLE FRUITCAKE.

OH, TIPO, YOU POOR,
MISGUIDED, POOR CHILD.

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A CAKE
YZMA SENT TO TURN ME INTO
SOME SORT OF ANIMAL.

LOOK. IT'S EVEN
WRITTEN ON HER STATIONERY.

REALLY? YZMA?

YEAH. WATCH.

TOLD YOU.
YOU SEE, TIPO,

GIFTMAS IS
NOTHING BUT A STUPID,
MADE-UP HOLIDAY.

TRUST ME. PAPA SANTOS
DOES NOT, CANNOT,
AND WILL NOT EVER EXIST.

I...I...GUESS

MY GIFTMAS WISH
WILL NEVER COME TRUE.

[SOBBING]

I SHOULD BE A PARENT.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
PRINCIPAL AMZY?

YES. COME IN, KRONK.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING
WHO DECKED THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS,

I GOT AN INSIDE TIP.
[JINGLING]

[WHISPERS]
It was Holly.

NO, KRONK.

MY LATEST PLAN
TO DESTROY KUZCO
HAS INEXPLICABLY FAILED.

HOW COULD HE RESIST
A DELICIOUSLY
CHUNKY FRUITCAKE?

IT'S FRUIT,
IN CAKE FORM.

YOU WANT TO DESTROY KUZCO?
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD MEET
MY BOSS YZMA.

YOU TWO HAVE SIMILAR INTERESTS.

KRONK, YOU FOOL,
IT'S ME--YZMA!

OH...SO YOU'VE MET.

WHAT ARE THOSE
INFERNAL JINGLY THINGS
AROUND YOUR NECK?

HEH HEH! THEY'RE JINGLE BELLS--

GETS ME IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT
BY JINGLING.

WELL, IT'S ANNOYING.
CUT IT OUT
OR YOU'RE FIRED.

NOW TO THE SECRET LAB!

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

[SQUISH]

OOH! HOLIDAY-THEMED.

Man's voice:
BEWARE, MORTALS,

FOR THIS RIDE FEATURES
GHOULS AND GOBLINS.

OOPS! SOMEBODY PUT IN
THE WRONG TAPE.

[CLICKING]

HEY! CHECK THIS OUT.
[GASPING] LOOK AT THAT ONE.

OH, BOY! IT'S MAGICAL!

IS THAT MISTLETOE?

ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S THE NEW PLAN.

FIRST, WE'LL CREATE
A KUZCO TRIVIA GAME SHOW...

[BELL RINGING]
WITH TRIVIA ALL ABOUT KUZCO.

THEN YOU'LL RECRUIT KUZCO
TO BE A CONTESTANT ON THE SHOW.

[APPLAUSE]

HE'LL GET
ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT...

AND WIN THE GRAND PRIZE--
A TRIP TO SNOWY MOUNT REEVE!

Kronk:
TO SEE PAPA SANTOS?

NO, TO GO TO THEIR
WORLD-FAMOUS SKI RESORT.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD
A SKI RESORT.
THEY DON'T.

ONCE KUZCO GETS THERE,
HE'LL BE STRANDED
IN THE SNOW

AND HAVE TO GNAW OFF
HIS OWN LEG.

HA HA HA!
IT'S BRILLIANT!

OK, ONE MAJOR FLAW--

KUZCO COULD JUST FOLLOW
THE CANDY CANE TRAIL AND FIND...

PAPA SANTOS'
MAGICAL ICE FORTRESS!

HERE, HE'LL FEAST ON
GINGER SNAPS AND WARM PORK NOG.

AND THEN PAPA SANTOS
WILL GIVE KUZCO
A MAGIC HICKORY NUT

TO TRANSPORT HIM HOME. POOF!

KRONK, THERE'S
NO SUCH THING
AS PAPA SANTOS

OR ANY OF
THAT OTHER JUNK.

YEAH, RIGHT, NO PAPA SANTOS.
THEN WHO BRINGS EVERYONE
PRESENTS ON GIFTMAS EVE?

PARENTS.
PARENTS?!

HEH HEH! LIKE ALL THOSE PARENTS
CAN FIT IN A FLYING RICKSHAW

AND DELIVER THOUSANDS OF
PRESENTS IN ONE NIGHT.

RIGHT.

JUST DO THE PLAN, OK?

FINE, BUT I'M GOING ALONG

AND GETTING TO MEET
PAPA SANTOS. YAY!

[JINGLE BELLS PLAYING]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT CAB
PLAYED GIFTMAS MUSIC
THE WHOLE RIDE HERE.

I WANTED THIS TRIP
TO GET ME AWAY FROM GIFTMAS.

YOU SHOULD BE GLAD
YOU'RE EVEN HERE.

HOW DO YOU FINISH SECOND
IN A TRIVIA GAME SHOW
ABOUT YOURSELF?

HEY, THAT OTHER GUY
REALLY KNEW HIS KUZCO.

YEAH, LUCKY FOR YOU
HE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

IS THIS PART OF MY PRIZE
FOR WINNING?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
TO THAT RESORT.

DON'T WANNA KEEP
THE SKI BUNNIES WAITING.

UH, KRONK,

WHERE'S THE RESORT?

OK. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE
GOOD-NEWS, BAD-NEWS DEALS.

BAD NEWS,
THERE'S NO SKI RESORT.

GOOD NEWS, WE'RE GONNA SEE
PAPA SANTOS' MAGICAL
ICE FORTRESS!

YAY!

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE?
UH-HUH.

TO SEE PAPA SANTOS?
UH-HUH!

OK, JUST
ONE SMALL PROBLEM--

THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS PAPA SANTOS!

SURE THERE IS.
WE JUST GOTTA FIND
HIS CANDY CANE TRAIL.

DO YOU SEE ANY CANDY CANES?
'CAUSE I'M LOOKING AROUND,

AND ALL I SEE IS...SNOW.

AH. WELL, THE TRAIL
MUST HAVE GOTTEN SNOWED OVER.

OK, NOT A PROBLEM.
GOT A BACKUP PLAN--

YULETIDE SPINACH PUFFS!

PAPA SANTOS SMELLS THE PUFFS,
COMES TO GET THE PUFFS,
TAKES US TO HIS ICE FORTRESS--

PROBLEM SOLVED.

[WIND WHISTLING]
[BOTH SHIVERING]

WHERE'S YOUR
PAPA SANTOS NOW?

HE'S COMING.

WAIT, I THINK
I SEE SOMETHING.

HEY! THOSE AREN'T YOURS!

Kronk: KUZCO, WAKE UP!

WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE AN IDIOT?

YOU MEAN, WHY ARE WE
DRESSED LIKE IDIOTS?

HUH?

AAH!
CHECK IT OUT!

[CLICKING]
[GASPS]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

WHOO!
AAH!

[KRONK GASPS]
PAPA SANTOS' TOY FACTORY!

YAY! PAPA SANTOS'
MAGICAL TOY FACTORY.

NO WAY.

Man: HO, HO, HO, HO!
WELCOME, FRIENDS!

PAPA SANTOS!

NO WAY.
THIS CANNOT BE REAL.

WHAT IS THIS?
A FAKE BEARD?
[LAUGHING]

AND A FAKE BELLY?
AND THESE GNOMES
ARE OBVIOUSLY CHOCOLATE.

OW!
[MUTTERING]

WELL, I'LL BE.
TIPO WAS RIGHT.

PAPA SANTOS!
PAPA SANTOS!

I JUST WANNA THANK YOU
FOR ALWAYS MAKING MY
GIFTMAS WISHES COME TRUE--

LIKE THE TIME I WISHED
FOR ALL THE ANIMALS
TO SURVIVE THE WINTER

AND THE TIME I WISHED
FOR A CRATE OF YO-YOS
FOR ALL THOSE STARVING CHILDREN.

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE
YOUR WISHES ON
SELFLESS JUNK LIKE THAT?

AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHY HAVEN'T YOU EVER
GRANTED ME MY GIFTMAS WISH

TO BECOME EMPEROR?

SIMPLE.
YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.

NAUGHTY?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

OR I'M GIVING
THIS NON-CHOCOLATE GNOME

A SLEIGH RIDE TO PAINSVILLE.
IT'S TRUE.

YOU'VE BEEN NUMBER ONE
ON THE LIST FOR 3 YEARS.

WELL, AT LEAST
I'M NUMBER ONE.

ACTUALLY,
THAT'S A BAD THING, KUZCO.

IT'S BAD TO BE
NUMBER ONE?

WHAT KIND OF
BACKWARDSY OPERATION
ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?

YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.
NO ONE GETS A GIFTMAS WISH
IF THEY'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST.

OK. BUT IF
I GET OFF THE LIST,

I CAN GET MY WISH
AND BECOME EMPEROR, RIGHT?

WELL, I SUPPOSE,
IF YOU MADE UP FOR EVERYTHING.

NO PROBLEM. I STILL HAVE
48 HOURS UNTIL GIFTMAS.

HOW MUCH STUFF
COULD THERE BE?

HO! THAT'S JUST VOLUME ONE.

♪ HARK, THE SAVINGS BELL
DID RING ♪

♪ HALF-PRICE OFF
OUR CHICKEN WINGS ♪

♪ MEAT MUGS, TOO,
FOR EVERYONE ♪

♪ THEY'RE CHALK-FULL
OF SODIUM ♪

YATA, YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN.
WHY DID YOU ORDER
THE CHICKEN WINGS?

UH, I DON'T KNOW.
CATCHY JINGLE.

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
I FINALLY FOUND
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR KUZCO--

A BOTTLE OF
HIS FAVORITE COLOGNE,

CONDESCENSION.
COLOGNE?

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SQUASH?
IT'S TOO ROMANTIC.

MEANS YOU WANT TO BE
ALL SNIFFIN' UP ON HIM
LIKE A HOUND DOG.

PLUS, IT'S STILL TOO NICE.
FINE.

WHY DON'T I JUST GET HIM
A 2 KUZCOAN GIFT CARD
TO THIS PLACE?

NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
YOU GO GRAB ONE UP FRONT.
JUST TELL 'EM I SENT YOU.

ALL RIGHT. I SOLD
ANOTHER GIFT CERTIFICATE.

Kuzco: LET'S SEE
WHAT WE GOT HERE--
STOLE SCHOOL SUPPLIES,

DRANK STRAIGHT FROM
THE MILK CARTON,

RELEASED A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS
TO GET OUT OF DETENTION--

MAN, HE PUT
EVERYTHING ON HERE.

WELL, BETTER START
AT THE TOP.

TOLD KAVO I'D SEE
HIS ONE-ACT PLAY
AND NEVER SHOWED UP.

IT LONG WINTER,
BUT KAVO FEEL NO COLD...

ONLY REGRET.

[NASAL VOICE] SO, DESPITE
WHAT I TOLD YOU BEFORE,

STUFFING A FISH DOWN YOUR PONCHO
DOES NOT ATTRACT THE LADIES.

THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

[NORMAL VOICE]
ANYWAY, TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU,
I BAKED YOU THIS CAKE.

THANKS!

OH, AND TO MAKE UP FOR
DROPPING THAT CAKE ON THE FLOOR,

I BAKED YOU THIS CAKE.

[CRUNCH]
AAH!

[SLURPS]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DINGS]

THERE YOU ARE.

WAS OUR PLAN
TO DESTROY KUZCO A SUCCESS?
DID HE GNAW OFF HIS OWN LEG?

UH, HE'S STILL
ALIVE AND KICKING.

BUT WE DID GET TO MEET
PAPA SANTOS.

I EVEN TOOK PICTURES. LOOK.

HERE WE ARE PLAYING
A PICKUP-INCA-BALL GAME

WITH SANTOS AND HIS GNOMES.

HERE WE ARE STANDING NEXT TO
THE WORLD'S LARGEST CANDY CANE.

AND HERE WE ARE
EATING THE MAGIC HICKORY NUTS

THAT TRANSPORTED US BACK HOME.
POOF!
WHAT?!

PAPA SANTOS IS REAL?

AND HE'S TRYING TO PASS
THAT OFF AS THE WORLD'S
LARGEST CANDY CANE?

THIS IS THE WORLD'S
LARGEST CANDY CANE.

UH, I'M NOT TAKING SIDES.

ANYWAY, TO GET OFF
SANTOS' NAUGHTY LIST,

KUZCO'S MAKING UP FOR
ALL THE BAD STUFF
HE DID THIS YEAR.

HMM. HE MUST HAVE BEEN
THE ONE WHO SENT ME THIS
NOVELTY SINGING SWORDFISH.

♪ I WAS
A-HAPPY AS CAN BE ♪

♪ JUST A-SWIMMING
IN THE SEA ♪

♪ TILL SHE ASKED ME
ON A DATE ♪

♪ AND I HAD TO
TAKE THE BAIT ♪

HEH HEH HEH! SWORDFISH.

LONG STORY SHORT--IF KUZCO
FINISHES HIS LIST TONIGHT,

HE GETS HIS WISH
TO BECOME EMPEROR.

WHAT?!
UH,

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT I...

HAD TO SCRAPBOOK THOSE PHOTOS.

WELL, THEN THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT TO DO.

WE MUST DESTROY PAPA SANTOS!

NO!

WAIT--DID YOU SAY
"DESTROY ROGER CANTOS"?

NO, PAPA SANTOS.

RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

NO!

OK, LET'S SEE--
I UNPAWNED PACHA'S WEDDING RING,

CLEANED THE TAR
OFF THOSE MANATEES,

AND NOW TO MAKE THINGS UP
TO MALINA.

MERRY GIFTMAS, MALINA.
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

OH, THANKS. I GOT YOU
SOMETHING, TOO.

ME FIRST!

I FELT BAD FOR ALWAYS GIVING YOU
SUCH LOUSY GIFTS, SO,

I GOT YOU THIS.

[MUSIC FROM
THE NUTCRACKER SUITE PLAYING]

IT'S AN ANTIQUE MUSIC BOX,
JUST LIKE THE ONE

YOUR GRANDMA USED TO
PLAY FOR YOU AS A CHILD.

IT'S...IT'S PERFECT.

YEAH, I KNOW.
SO, WHAT DID YOU GET ME?

UH, I'M STILL
WORKING ON IT.

TYPICAL...

WELL, I BETTER GET GOING.
THERE'S ONE MORE THING
I GOTTA DO TONIGHT.

Kuzco:
AND THAT'S HOW THE BURLY
YOUNG EMPEROR NAMED KUZCO

LEARNED THAT
PAPA SANTOS IS INDEED REAL.

OH, AND ALSO,
HIS GNOMES ARE NOT
MADE OF CHOCOLATE.

YEAH. RIGHT.
COME ON.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

IT'S THE LAST THING
ON MY LIST.
NUMBER 2,637--

DESTROYED TIPO'S
BELIEF IN GIFTMAS.

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME
SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME AGAIN.

NUH-UH. I REALLY WENT TO
PAPA SANTOS' ICE FORTRESS

AND SAW HIS
GIANT CANDY CANE.

OH--AND BUSTED OUT
A TRIPLE-DOUBLE
ON HIS GNOMES

IN A GAME OF
PICKUP-INCA-BALL.
MM-HMM.

YOU? A TRIPLE-DOUBLE?
NOW I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.

AW, COME ON.

IF YOU BELIEVE ME,
I'LL MAKE YOU
ASSISTANT EMPEROR.

Tipo: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
I'LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER
HAPPY GIFTMAS AGAIN!

OH, WELL.
THAT'S A LOST CAUSE.

EH, MAYBE SANTOS
WILL CUT ME SOME SLACK.

[HUMMING]

HEY, PAPA SANTOS.

AAH! DON'T DO THAT!

SERIOUSLY, I HAVE
MEDICAL ISSUES, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, I JUST CAME BY
TO TELL YOU I DID
EVERYTHING ON MY LIST,

SO IF YOU COULD BE A PAL
AND MAKE ME EMPEROR,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

OH, WONDERFUL!
NOW, JUST LET ME SEE YOUR LIST.

OH, YOU DON'T NEED
TO SEE THE...

KUZCO, YOU TORE OFF
THE LAST ITEM ON YOUR LIST.

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

LOOK, I MADE UP FOR
ALL THE OTHER BAD DEEDS.

BUT TIPO'S BEING
A STUBBORN JERK
AND WON'T FORGIVE ME

FOR RUINING HIS GIFTMAS.

I'M SORRY, KUZCO.

BUT RUINING A CHILD'S BELIEF
IN GIFTMAS IS TOO BIG
TO OVERLOOK.

BUT DON'T FEEL BAD.
DOING GOOD DEEDS
IS ITS OWN REWARD.

HYAH!
[SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING]

WHAT? WHAT KIND OF
STUPID REWARD IS THAT?

I WANT TO BE EMPEROR!

AT LAST, THE CHANCE
TO USE MY ICE RAY.

I'LL SIMPLY FREEZE
PAPA SANTOS INTO
A BLOCK OF ICE

SO HE CAN'T
MAKE KUZCO EMPEROR.

IT'S BRILLIANTLY
APPROPRIATE!

I DO NOT SUPPORT
THIS PLAN.

SO I AM STAGING
A SILENT PROTEST--

JUST GONNA SIT HERE...

COMPLETELY SILENT.

THAT WILL TEACH YOU.

THE SILENCE
IS DEAFENING, ISN'T IT?

QUIET.
PAPA SANTOS IS COMING.

THIS OUGHT TO PUT
HIS GIFTMAS PLANS ON ICE.

[SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING]

I CAN REMAIN SILENT NO MORE!

[BOTH GRUNT]

HUH?

[SCREAMING]

NO!

UNWRAP ME, KRONK.

HANG IN THERE,
PAPA SANTOS!

[SNIFFS]
LOUSY PAPA SANTOS--

I DID ALL THOSE WORTHLESS
GOOD DEEDS FOR NOTHING.

[CRASH]

WHOA. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
PUT HIS GIFTMAS PLANS
ON ICE. HEH HEH!

OH, NO! RODRIGO!

WHY, HE'LL TAKE HOURS
TO THAW OUT.

OH! HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE
OUR GIFTMAS DELIVERIES ON TIME?

WAIT A MINUTE. PAPA SANTOS,
IF I HELP YOU SAVE GIFTMAS,
WILL YOU GRANT ME MY WISH?

OH, SURE. BUT, UH,
I DON'T SEE HOW YOU COULD--

[RATTLING]

TA-DA!

THANKS, BUT
I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.

IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

HAVE NO FEAR.
EVERYTHING'S
ALL RIGHT.

I WILL LEAD
YOUR RICKSHAW
TONIGHT.

GREAT! BUT, UH,

KUZCO, THE THING IS,
YOU CAN'T BE LEAD.

OH.
OH,

BUT WE COULD USE YOU
IN THE BACK BEHIND
THE OTHER LLAMAS.

ALTHOUGH, I SHOULD WARN YOU,
IT AIN'T PRETTY BACK THERE.

NOW LET'S GET YOU
INTO THE MAGICAL HARNESS.

I'M COMING, PAPA SANTOS!

AND I BROUGHT SPINACH PUFFS
TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER!

[SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING]
HE'S OK!

IT'S A GIFTMAS MIRACLE. YAY!

Papa Santos: HYAH!
ON LARRY AND FELTON
AND ANDY AND JEN,

DANNY AND NIXON
AND KUZCO AND BEN,

YEAH, YEAH, I'M GOING.
AND BY THE WAY,
IT REALLY STINKS BACK HERE.

I THINK FELTON
STEPPED IN SOMETHING.

[WHIRRING]

[LOWER-PITCHED WHIRRING]

[CRASH]

WELL, KUZCO, THAT'S IT.

AND, UH, DESPITE
YOUR CONSTANT COMPLAINTS,

WE MADE ALL OUR
GIFTMAS DELIVERIES ON TIME!

IT WAS A LOT EASIER
ONCE I QUIT TRYING

AND LET THE OTHER LLAMAS
DO ALL THE WORK.

IN ANY CASE,
YOU HELPED SAVE GIFTMAS.

AND NOW YOU CAN
MAKE YOUR WISH.

I WISH FOR
A MILLION MORE WISHES.

NO, EVERYONE TRIES THAT.
YOU GET ONE WISH.

FINE. THEN, I WISH
THAT I FINALLY GET
TO BECOME EMPER--

Tipo's voice:
I WANT TO SEE IT SNOW.

WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?

I GUESS MY GIFTMAS WISH
WILL NEVER COME TRUE.

I'LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER
HAPPY GIFTMAS AGAIN.

WHO DRANK ALL THE PORK NOG?

WISHES WERE MEANT
TO BE SHARED.

[NORMAL VOICE]
OH, HEH, SORRY. I'M AN AMATEUR
IMPRESSIONIST, YOU KNOW.

I GOT A KILLER AARDVARK
IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT.

YEAH, DON'T CARE--
WISH TIME.

OK. BUT JUST REMEMBER, KUZCO,

THERE'S A SAD LITTLE BOY
OUT THERE WHO'S NOT GOING
TO GET HIS WISH--

[SIGHS]
BECAUSE
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GIFTMAS.

COME ON,
DON'T SHOW ME THAT.

OK...MY WISH IS...

MY WISH IS...

ALL RIGHT, FINE.
MY WISH IS THAT
YOU MAKE IT SNOW.

ARE YOU SURE?
ACTUALLY--

THEN LET IT SNOW!

[SIGHS]

IT'S SNOWING!

HUH? IT'S SNOWING HERE?

IT'S A GIFTMAS MIRACLE!

IS THAT ROGER CANTOS?

NO! IT'S
PAPA SANTOS!

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

HO, HO, HO! I JUST CAME BY
TO DROP OFF KUZCO

AND SEE IF YOU'RE HAVING
A HAPPY GIFTMAS.

IT'S THE BEST GIFTMAS EVER!
THANKS, PAPA SANTOS.

DON'T THANK ME.
THANK KUZCO HERE.

HE TURNED HIMSELF
INTO A LLAMA TO SAVE GIFTMAS

AND THEN USED HIS ONE WISH
TO MAKE IT SNOW.

THANK YOU, KUZCO.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THIS DOESN'T CHANGE MY RULE--

NO TOUCHY.

YOU KNOW, TIPO,
THERE'S STILL A FEW MINUTES
BEFORE GIFTMAS DAY.

AND YOU HAVEN'T MADE
YOUR WISH YET.

WAIT, HE ALREADY
GOT TO SEE IT SNOW.
NOW HE GETS ANOTHER

DON'T WORRY, KUZCO.

I'M GONNA USE MY WISH TO
GIVE YOU THE ONE THING
YOU REALLY WANT.

REALLY?
PAPA SANTOS,

I WISH THAT KUZCO
FINALLY BECOMES...

HUMAN AGAIN.

WHAT?! HUMAN?

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED.
I WANTED TO BE EMPEROR.

THE LLAMA POTION WAS GONNA
WEAR OFF IN, LIKE,
10 MINUTES.

WHAT A RIP.
WELL, HA HA HA!

THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.

YEAH, LIKE KUZCO COULD BE
NICE FOR A WHOLE YEAR?

HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

HEY, PAPA SANTOS,
WHY DON'T YOU COME INSIDE
FOR SOME WARM PORK NOG?

PORK NOG?
THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL!

♪ HARK, THE SAVINGS BELL
DID RING ♪

♪ HALF-PRICE OFF
OUR CHICKEN WINGS ♪

♪ MEAT MUGS, TOO,
FOR EVERYONE ♪

♪ THEY'RE CHALK-FULL
OF SODIUM ♪

OH, I'M SO MAD,
I COULD BITE A GNOME.
I HATE GIFTMAS.

HEY, KUZCO.
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG,

BUT I FINALLY FINISHED
YOUR GIFTMAS PRESENT.

DOESN'T MATTER.
NOTHING IS AS GOOD AS
BEING EMPEROR.

NOW, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

MWAH.

[GASPS]

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

I LOVE GIFTMAS!

FELIZ PAPA SANTOS
AND A MERRY NEW YEAR!

I FINALLY GET TO OPEN
MY PRESENT FROM YZMA! YAY!

TUBE SOCKS...AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOU
LAST YEAR THAT I PRETTY MUCH
ONLY WEAR SANDALS,

BUT, UH...
THANKS...I GUESS.

ARE YOU GOING
TO UNTIE ME NOW?

UH...NO.

[SLURPING]

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