The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 9 - Unfit to Print/The Emperor's New Pet - full transcript

HOLA! IT'S TIME
AGAIN FOR--

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

UH-HUH.

NO, I'M ON RIGHT NOW.

I LOOK GOOD, DON'T I?

THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪



♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT?
UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪



♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Kuzco: WOW. SEE THAT
BRAVE GUY WHO'S
ABOUT TO BLAST OFF

INTO OUTER SPACE?

PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?

WELL, GUESS WHAT--

THAT'S ME.

YEAH, YOU GOT IT--
I'M THAT BRAVE GUY!

MY NAME'S KUZCO.

SUPER BRAVE DUDE KUZCO.

WHAT?! THAT SO
HARD TO BELIEVE?

LOOK. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU GO BACK AWAYS
TO EARLIER TODAY

THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE.

NO, NO, NO,
NOT THAT FAR.

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
GO BACK, GO BACK.

AWW...LOOK AT ME SLEEPING.

[GIGGLES] EVEN ASLEEP
I'M TOTALLY HANDSOME.

[SNORES LOUDLY]

EH-HEH...OK,
LET'S MOVE AHEAD.

ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEE
WHAT'S IN TODAY'S
KUZCO ACADEMY NEWS.

NOT ABOUT ME,
NOT ABOUT ME.

NOT ABOUT ME,
ABOUT--

NOPE--NOT ABOUT ME.

BORING.

HEY, I WORKED
REALLY HARD ON THAT ISSUE.

AND YET THERE'S
NOT A SINGLE WORD
ABOUT YOURS TRULY.

EXCEPT THIS AD FOR

KUZ-CLEAN!

BE BOLD, TURN
YOUR TEETH TO GOLD!

GOLD WILL BE TAXED AT
STANDARD GOLD TAX RATES

PER KINGDOM AGREEMENT
BETWEEN TOOTH BRUSHER AND
THE PARTY KNOWN AS KUZCO.

YOU KNOW, KUZCO,

NOT EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENS AROUND HERE
IS ABOUT YOU.

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT,
CAN IT?

EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME,

YOU JUST NEED TO GET IT
IN YOUR LITTLE

NEWS SCROLL THINGY.

HERE, IF YOU WANT IT
ALL ABOUT YOU,

THEN PUBLISH YOUR OWN
NEWS SCROLL.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

I'LL PUBLISH MY VERY OWN
NEWSY NEWS SCROLL!

THINGY.

Announcer: KUZCO
DISCOVERS BUCKY BOY!

KUZCO CAPTURES BIGFOOT!

KUZCO--MAN OR LLAMA MAMA?

KUZCO FINDS IMAGE OF KUZCO
ON SLICE OF TOAST!

KUZCO RAY DEFEATS
ALIEN INVADER!

KUZCO HIRES
HEADLINE ANNOUNCER!

WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT,

A SOURCE
CLOSE TO THE ALIEN
INVADER SAID,

QUOTE "KUZCO
BUH-ROTTA NICKTO."

WOW, NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL NEWS.

IT'S--DARE
I SAY IT--EXCITING!

YEAH--BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.

UH, BUCKY BOY IS TRUE.

HE IS!

HERE'S WHAT OTHERS
HAVE TO SAY.

I LUH-OVED READING
ABOUT BUCKY BOY.

IT WAS INSPIRING AND
IT HAD LOTS OF HEART, TOO.

AND I THOUGHT KUZCO'S
STORY ABOUT BIG FOOT

WAS SO COOL.

I READ IT 27 TIMES.
[GIGGLES]

THE ONE ABOUT THE KUZCO
TOAST WAS SPOOKY.

I WAS UP
ALL NIGHT--KUZCO RULES!

KUZCO WRITE GOOD--EVEN
GOODER THAN MALINA.

KUZCO, I THOUGHT THIS WAS
SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER SAY,

BUT...GOOD JOB.

FOR ONCE
I DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP

HALFWAY THROUGH
THE FIRST STORY.

SO AS OF NOW YOU'RE
THE ACADEMY NEWS SCROLL'S

OFFICIAL EDITOR.

HEY!

WAIT...IS THAT
LIKE A JANITOR?

NO, IT MEANS
YOU'RE THE BOSS.

BOOM-BOSS, BABY!

WHO'S THE IN CHARGE
EDITOR, MAN?

THAT'S RIGHT--IT'S ME!

UH-HUH, UH-HUH,

UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

WH-HA-HA-WHAT?

NOW I WORK FOR HIM?

HEH HEH--NO WAY.

I BELIEVE IN WRITING
THE TRUTH.

I HAVE STANDARDS.

[BELL RINGS]

AND I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH MY DANCE INSTRUCTOR.

[LAUGHS] TONIGHT'S
BOSSA NOVA NIGHT.

WHY SO GLUM?

WORKIN' FOR ME
HAS LOTS OF FRINGE BENEFITS.

LIKE...HANGING OUT
WITH ME,

THINKING ABOUT ME,

GLORIFYING ME.

PLUS, A LIFETIME
SUPPLY OFKUZ-CLEAN!

LIFETIME SUPPLY VALID
ONLY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.

OK, MALINA, LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH TODAY.

NOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT ME,
NOT ABOUT ME, ABOUT--

NOPE. NOT ABOUT ME.

TSK TSK TSK.
PEOPLE NO LIKEY
BORING NEWS, MALINA.

I MEAN, COME ON,
"PACHA STUBBS TOE?"

KRONK'S NEW RECIPE
FOR FOY GRASS?

AH, THAT'S PRONOUNCED
FOIE GROIS.

THAT'S PRONOUNCED--
WHO CARES...

PEOPLE LIKEY
EXCITING KUZCO NEWS.

BORING, NO.
EXCITING KUZCO, YES.

OK, HOW'S THIS SOUND?

"KUZCO FIRST MAN
TO LAND ON THE SUN!"

EXAC-A-TACILY!

THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR!

THRILLS! CHILLS!
ME DOING INCREDIBLE THINGS!

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE
WANNA READ.

FINE, WHATEVER.

YOU'RE THE BOSS.

Announcer: KUZCO,
FIRST MAN TO LAND
ON THE SUN!

WHOA!

NO ONE'S EVER FLOWN
TO THE SUN BEFORE!

KUZCO RULES!

HE'S PRETTY COOL,
ALL RIGHT.

UM, DON'T YOU
MEAN...CUTE?

[GIGGLES]

HEY THERE.

WHOA...WHAT'S
WRONG?

2 WORDS.

KUZCO RULES?

NO...I QUIT.

UH-OH, LONG WALK...

DRAMATIC MUSIC...

MALINA LEAVING
WITHOUT LOOKING BACK.

THAT'S SO HOTTIE
HOT HOTTIE.

MALINA...WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT.

I ALREADY DID.

DIDN'T YOU
LIKE MYKUZ-CLEAN?

IT TURNED
MY TONGUE GOLD.

COME ON, DON'T QUIT.

YOU LOVE
THE ACADEMY NEWS SCROLL.

MAYBE I USED TO,

BUT NOW
IT'S FULL OF LIES.

BUCKY BOY IS TRUE!

LOOK, WHEN I RAN THE
SCROLL, I HAD A MOTTO.

"NEWS THAT'S REAL
IS OUR IDEAL."

YEAH, YEAH, AND MINE IS

"MOTTOS THAT RHYME,
SHOULD BE A CRIME."

NO, NO, I'M
KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!

OK, MAYBE YOU STRETCHED
THE TRUTH A TEENSY,

WEENSY BIT ABOUT ME
LANDING ON THE SUN.

IT'S NOT THE END
OF THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IN MY NEWS SCROLL
I WROTE ABOUT THINGS
THAT REALLY HAPPENED.

I HAD STANDARDS.

I WAS A REPORTER.

NOW I'M JUST A LIAR.

YEAH, BUT A HOTTIE
HOT LIAR!

HAVE FUN WITH
YOUR SO-CALLED
NEWS SCROLL, KUZCO.

BUT COUNT ME OUT.

UH, HEY THERE, SORRY
FOR THE PAUSE THINGY,

BUT, UH, I GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE.

LET'S LOOK AT THE SCORE.

FIRST OFF,
MALINA'S MY FRIEND.

SECOND, IT WAS HER
GREAT IDEA THAT
I PUBLISH MY OWN SCROLL.

THIRD, SHE STUCK BY ME
EVEN WHEN I BUMPED HER
OUT OF A JOB.

NUMBER 4, SHE CAME UP
WITH THE BEST STORY YET.

AND ON TOP OF THAT
SHE'S A HOTTIE.

HOT HOTTIE.
HOTTEST HOTTIE.

IN ALL OF HOTTIE-DOM.

HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT,
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.

HOT.

SO SHE'S GOT LIKE...

WELL, THAT'S A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF ON HER SIDE.

YEAH, SEVERAL OF THEM
ARE HOTTIE,

BUT THAT STILL COUNTS.

SHE'S THAT HOT.

NOW, MEANWHILE
OVER IN COLUMN "K."

ONLY THING I'VE DONE IS...

TURN HER INTO A LIAR.

HMM...STILL,

THAT'S BETTER THAN BEIN'
TURNED INTO A LLAMA.

RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT,
BACK TO "SAD" ME.

SO, NOW WE'VE
COME FULL CIRCLE,

TOLD YOU IT WOULD
ALL MAKE SENSE.

YOU SEE, IF I
FLY TO THE SUN,

THEN MALINA
WON'T BE A LIAR.

KUZCO, YOU CAN'T
FLY TO THE SUN.

WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

NOW YOU'RE OK WITH
BEING A BIG FAT LIAR?

I'M MORE
OK WITH THAT

THAN WITH YOU BEING
A BIG FAT FIRE!

DON'T WORRY,
YOU LITTLE WORRIER.

I'M PREPARED.

KUZCO, WHAT
EXACTLY DO YOU
THINK THE SUN IS?

IT'S TIME FOR
KUZCO'S DOODLES.

A UNIQUE SHOWCASE FOR MY
AWESOME ARTISTIC TALENTS.

OK, SO, HERE'S OUTER SPACE.

LOTS OF STARS AND STUFF.

AND HERE COMES
THE EMPEROR'S EXPRESS.

TOUCHDOWN ON THE SUN
IN T-MINUS 5...

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
TOUCHDOWN.

WHEE-HOO,
LOOK AT ME,

CAPTAIN FIRST EMPEROR
ON THE SUN.

MM-HMM...AND THERE WAS
A LOVELY SUN GODDESS

WAITING TO GREAT ME.

HELLO, KUZCO PERSON.

WELCOME TO MY SUNNY
SOLAR KINGDOM.

OH, GOOD, YOU
BROUGHT SUNGLASSES.

[SINGING SURF MUSIC]

Malina:
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR MALINA'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW

WHERE I SHOW KUZCO
WHAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEN.

OK, SO HERE'S
THE OUTER SPACE

AND THE STAR STUFF
AGAIN.

AND HERE COMES
THE EMPEROR'S EXPRESS.

WHAA!

THE END.

YOU'RE SURE THERE'S NO
40-FOOT SUN GODDESS LADY?

YES...

WHOA...HE'S REALLY
FLYIN' TO THE SUN.

KUZCO RULES!

'COURSE HE IS,
MALINA SAID HE WAS.

SHE ALWAYS
TELLS THE TRUTH.

UH...THAT DIDN'T
RULE SO MUCH.

NOPE...

ANYONE UP FOR PIZZA?

EH...THANKS, MALINA.

GLAD I WASN'T ON BOARD.

WHAT?!
YOU WEREN'T ON BOARD?

KUZCO'S STILL HERE?

YOU RULE!

KUZCO ALIVE.

GREETINGS, HAPPY
TO SEE ME PEASANT PEOPLE.

HEH HEH HEH.

MWAH! MWAH!

KISSY, KISSY, KISS, KISS.

WHAT IS
GOING ON?

WE SAW YOU CRASH
INTO A BILLION PIECES.

YEAH, HOW COULD
YOU BE ALIVE?

WELL, YOU KNOW ME,

I WAS TOTALLY
ALL ENGINES, FULL BLAST.

BUT A SECOND
BEFORE LIFT-OFF--

UH-OH--I WAS
ATTACKED BY SLOTHS.

THAT'S RIGHT, SLOTHS.

YOU KNOW,
THOSE THINGS ARE FAST.

ANYWAYS, I FOUGHT
THEM TOOTH AND NAIL,

NAIL AND TOOTH, TOO,
BUT THEY OVERPOWERED ME.

FORCED ME
TO ABANDON SHIP.

SO...I...PICKED UP MY
KUZCO RAY--PSZZEW!

AND, I, UH...

OK, MALINA,
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT
IN TOMORROW'S NEWS SCROLL.

Announcer: MALINA
BIG HERO ON CAMPUS!

FEARLESSLY SAVED EMPEROR
KUZCO FROM A FIERY DEMISE.

WOW!

NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL NEWS.

MALINA--YOU ARE BACK
TO BEING EDITOR.

[BELL RINGS]

AND I AM BACK
TO DANCE CLASS

FOR ADVANCED
BOSSA NOVA!

FANTABULOUS
STORY, MALINA.

YEAH.

YOU WRITE THE GOODEST.

AND IT'S ALL TRUE.

UNLIKE SOME STORIES.

BUCKY BOY IS TRUE.

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Announcer: BUCKY BOY
DISCOVERS ATOMIC NUT!

K-U-Z-C-O,

KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO!

THOUGH I'D LIKE
TO THINK GRADUATING

FROM KUZCO ACADEMY
WILL PROVIDE YOU

WITH BOUNDLESS
OPPORTUNITY,

THE TRUTH IS
YOU'RE LIKELY

TO END UP
AS LLAMA HERDERS,

SO YOU ALL NEED
TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY.

EACH OF YOU WILL BE
TAKING CARE OF A KITTEN.

WHICH MEANS YOU'LL
BE DOING THINGS LIKE
BRUSHING IT.

TURTLE SHELL COMB.

FEEDING IT.

SARDINE PUFFS.

PLAYING WITH IT.

GO FISH.

AND EVEN NAMING IT.

I'M GONNA NAME HER
LITTLE YZMA

'CAUSE SHE REMINDS ME
OF HER WHEN

SHE GOT TURNED
INTO A KITTY.

MEOW.

THAT WAS FUNNY.

THE KITTY THING.

KUZCO, I'M WAITING.

FOR WHAT, MR. M?

FOR YOU TO TRY
AND FINAGLE YOUR WAY

OUT OF ANOTHER
ASSIGNMENT.

OH, THAT'S OK.
ME NO FINAGLE.

TAKE CARE OF A KITTY.
NO PROBLEM.

AHH...

MEOW.

HMM...LET'S SEE.

BRUSH YOU, FEED YOU,
PLAY WITH YOU...

NAME YOU.

OK, YOUR NAME
IS HOMEWORK.

SEE YOU LATER,
HOMEWORK.

MEOW.

HI THERE.
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.

HOW COULD I
PUT CUTE LITTLE
HOMEWORK IN THERE?

WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.

ME TAKE CARE
OF ANOTHER LIVING THING?

BELIEVE ME.

HOMEWORK'S
MUCH SAFER NOW.

BESIDES, WITH ALL
THAT FOOD AND STUFF,

THAT PLACE IS
LIKE A KITTY CONDO.

LOOK, THE REAL BAD GUY HERE
ISN'T EVEN A GUY AT ALL.

SHE'S A...WHAT IS SHE?

AN YZMA.

TO THE NOT SO SECRET
LAB, HA HA!

[CACKLING]

TALK ABOUT AN EASY
PEASY OPPORTUNITEESY.

IF KUZCO CAN'T
TAKE CARE OF HIS KITTY,

HE'LL FAIL,
AND I BECOME EMPRESS!

NOW LET'S SEE...HOW
SHALL I DO IT?

FIRST, I'LL SACK NAP
HIS KITTY.

THEN, I'LL PUT THAT KITTY
ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA.

ONCE THE KITTY'S IN CHINA
I CAN PAY IT A VISIT,

AND STAY IN A NICE HOTEL
AND GO SOUVENIR SHOPPING,

AH, HA HA HA HA!

BRILLIANT!

EH...

WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

EH-EH.

NAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHY SPEND ALL
THAT MONEY ON SOUVENIRS

WHEN I CAN JUST
GIVE THE KITTY THIS?

HEY, KUZCO,

WHERE'S YOUR KITTY?

KITTY?

OH, FUNNY STORY.

YOU SEE, AFTER I BRUSHED
AND FED LITTLE HOMEWORK--

THAT'S WHAT I NAMED HIM.

A VICIOUS GANG
OF BUTTERFLIES
AMBUSHED HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SNATCHED HIM AWAY
LIKE A HAWK.

EXCEPT THEY WERE
BUTTERFLIES.

BIG ONES.

GUESS IT'S NOT
THAT FUNNY AFTER ALL.

ACTUALLY,
IT'S QUITE TRAGIC.

YEAH, RIGHT.

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST
DUMPED HIM SOMEWHERE.

BECAUSE THAT'S
TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

HE HAS FOOD.
KUZCO...

Kronk: ♪ ROCK-A-BYE
KITTY, LITTLE YZMA ♪

♪ I'LL DO ALL I CAN
TO REALLY PLEASE YA ♪

♪ IF YOU GET HUNGRY
I WILL FEED YA ♪

♪ THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY
I WILL BE, TOO... ♪

SEE, KUZCO,
THAT'S WHAT KITTY
CARE IS ALL ABOUT.

HA HA--KRONK'S
LIKE A MOMMY.

MOMMY KRONK.

UGH, IF ONLY YOU WERE
HALF THE MOMMY HE IS.

Kuzco: GEE,
THANKS FOR THE VISUAL.

[BABY BURPS]

A GOOD EMPEROR NEEDS
TO KNOW NOT ONLY HOW
TO BE TAKEN CARE OF,

BUT ALSO HOW TO TAKE
CARE OF OTHERS.

CAN YOU SEE WHAT
A STUPID THING IT IS--

UH-OH...MALINA HAS
THAT "I'M NOT SO
CRAZY ABOUT KUZCO" LOOK.

ME NO LIKEY THAT LOOKY.

AND SECONDLY,
YOU BETTER BELIEVE

THAT I'M NOT
SO CRAZY ABOUT
AN EMPEROR

WHO CAN'T THINK
OF ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.

SO I WANT YOU
TO GO RIGHT BACK
INTO THE SCHOOL--

CAN'T BE TALKIN'
ABOUT ME, CAN SHE?

WHAT IF SHE IS?

UH, 'SCUSE ME, MALINA,

I'VE GOT A KITTY
TO TAKE CARE OF.

MEOW.

I'M BACK,
LITTLE HOMEWORK.

COME TO PAPA KUZCO.

[GROWLS]

[ROARS]

YIPE! NICE KITTY?

Kuzco: IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW WHERE

I SHOW OFF MY AWESOME
DRAWING SKILLS.

SO HOMEWORK MUST
HAVE EATEN ALL THE FOOD

I LEFT IN THE LOCKER

'CAUSE HE GREW
INTO A BIG KITTY.

WITH BIG TEETH.

SHARP TEETH.

AND SHARP CLAWS.

SO HERE'S ME BEFORE
I BRUSHED AND FED
AND PLAYED WITH HOMEWORK.

AND HERE'S ME AFTER
I BRUSHED AND FED
AND PLAYED WITH HOMEWORK.

OUCH.

THIS DEFINITELY
WASN'T WORKING OUT.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD, KUZCO,
IN FACT, I LIKE IT.

FULFILLIN' THE NEEDS
OF LITTLE YZMA
IS A JOY FOR ME.

IT--IT MAKES ME COMPLETE.

[SNIFFLES] WHEN THIS
ASSIGNMENT'S OVER

IT'S GONNA BE A SAD DAY
IN KRONKYVILLE.

ENOUGH ALREADY.

I NEVER EVER, NEVEREVER
SEE ANOTHER CAT AGAIN--GOOD.

[PURRING]

[PURRING STOPS]

[SNIFFLES]

[GROANS]

UH, HI THERE.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT AGAIN.

BUT I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING AGAIN.

HOW COULD I SAY ALL THAT
NEVER EVER, NEVER STUFF?

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
HOMEWORK WAS LISTENING,

I'M NOT THAT HEARTLESS.

THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA GO OUT
AND I'M GONNA FIND MY KITTY.

AND ALSO, IF I DON'T
FIND HIM, I'LL FAIL CLASS.

HERE KITTY, KITTY.

YO, KITTY-POO.

UH, KUZCO?

WHERE'S YOUR KITTY?

OH! UH...

UH...GOT IT.

YOU SEE, HE HEARD
THE CALL OF NATURE.

AS IN LITTER BOX TIME.

MMM-HM.

REALLY?

IN FACT, I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO TAKE HIM

FOR A NICE LONG WALK.

OH, GOOD, THEN
YOU AND HOMEWORK

CAN WALK ON OVER
TO MY PLACE LATER

AND JOIN ME AND FLUFFY
FOR A KITTY PLAY-DATE?

DATE?! FINALLY, I'VE
GOT A DATE WITH MALINA.

AND IT'S NOT A DATE-DATE.

IT'S A KITTY PLAY-DATE.

GOTCHA. IT'S A DATE.

KITTYPLAY- DATE.

YES, DATE.

KITTY.
DATE.

PLAY--
DATE.

DATE.
YES, DATE.

UGH--JUST DON'T FORGET
TO BRING YOUR KITTY.

RIGHT--

[FALCON SHRIEKS]

Kuzco: HOMEWORK!

HOMEWORK!

HOMEWORK, HELLO?

KITTY, KITTY,
KITTY, KITTY!

WHERE ARE YOU?

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

WELL WAKE UP,
SLEEPYHEAD, TIME TO GO.

[SNORING]

COME ON, WE GOT
A KITTY PLAY-DATE.

YOU, ME, AND THE HOTTEST
HOTTIE IN ALL OF HOTTIEDOM.

AHEM...

MAYBE I DIDN'T
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

WAKE UP!

RAWR-RAWR!

[GROWLING]

YOU'RE NOT HOMEWORK.

[GROWLING]

UH, NEITHER ARE YOU--

ALL.

[PANTING]

WHEW...

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

AAH!

AAH!

HEH HEH HEH--NICE
KITTY KITTY KITTIES.

[GROWLING]

YIKES! WHAT! WHOO!

OOH...

OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

AAH!

[PANTING]

OK, I DON'T EVER WANT
TO DO THAT AGAIN.

[GROWLING]
AAH!

NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.

HOMEWORK--IT'S YOU!

NO TOUCHY, NO KISSY.

THERE LITTLE YZMA.

I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.

MOUSY, MELTY KITTY BITS.

THIS IS
GETTING WEIRD.

[KNOCKING]

WHOA, KUZCO.

THAT'S NOT YOUR KITTY,
THAT'S A JAGUAR.

HEY, WHAT
CAN I TELL YA?

VITAMINS, EXERCISE,
AND A LITTLE THING
I LIKE TO CALL

KUZCO'S TENDER,
LOVIN' CARE.

I DON'T KNOW,
THIS JAGUAR THING
SMELLS LIKE YZMA.

ACTUALLY IT DOESN'T
SMELL LIKE HER AT ALL.
THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

LIKE, "I'M SO HUNGRY
I COULD EAT A LLAMA,"

BUT COULD ANYONE REALLY
EAT A WHOLE LLAMA?

COME ON. THE THOUGHT
REPELS ME.

[MEOW]

THAT AND THE THOUGHT
THAT ANYTHING BUT YZMA

SMELLS LIKE YZMA.

UH, PLEASE TELL ME THAT
YOUR KITTY'S NOT
GONNA EAT FLUFFY.

OK?
SIMMER DOWN, MALINA.

HOMEWORK'S AS TAME
AS A PUSSYCAT.

LOOK--

WHOO!

HA HA--THAT WAS GREAT, KUZCO,

YOU SHOULD WIN TOP PRIZE.

IF THERE WAS A PRIZE.

BUT THERE ISN'T A PRIZE.

SORRY.

I'M REALLY PROUD
OF YOU, KUZCO.

LET'S JUST HOPE MR. M'S
GONNA BE PROUD OF YOU, TOO.

I'VE TRULY LEARNED
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHERS.

SO, I GUESS
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

YOU'RE THE BEST
HOMEWORK I'VE EVER HAD.

EXCELLENT ACTING,
KUZCO, BUT THIS
ISN'T THEATER CLASS.

I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO FAIL YOU.

HUH?

THIS ISN'T YOUR KITTEN,
IT'S A JAGUAR.

[GROWLS]

MEOW.

YOU WERE SAYING, MR. M?

UH, OK, YOU PASS.

MEOW.

OH! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE
SENT THAT KITTEN TO CHINA.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

[TICKING]

UH-OH.

RARP! RARP!
OUCH!

GET AWAY!

RARP! RARP!
STOP IT!

"A LOCAL TEACHER
ANNOUNCED THAT FOR ONCE

"THERE WOULD BE NO HOMEWORK.

IN RESPONSE THE SKY GOD
GRANTED THE TEACHER 3 WISHES."

WOW. "THE TEACHER WISHED
FOR A SPORTY NEW HAIRCUT,

"A SHINY NEW LLAMA CART,

AND TO MARRY A FAMOUS
SUPERMODEL." DOUBLE WOW.

"BOTH TEACHER
AND SUPERMODEL

ARE CURRENTLY LIVING HAPPILY
EVER AFTER." THAT SETTLES IT.

NO HOMEWORK.