The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 12 - The Mystery of Micchu Pachu - full transcript

TODAY'S SHOW IS SCARY.

OOH! SCARY SHOW.

BUT I'M NOT SCARED. NOPE.

SO DON'T THINK I AM,
'CAUSE I'M NOT...

SCARED, THAT IS.

THEME MUSIC.

[INTRO PLAYING]

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪



♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

EXACTLY!

LET'S GO!

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

♪ HIS ABCs ♪

♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

RIGHT?
UHH...

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!



♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪

♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

K-U-Z-C-O!

KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

Speaker:
MICCHU PACHU TODAY,

THE CRUMBLING RUINS OF
A FABLED MOUNTAIN CITY.

MICCHU PACHU
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO,

BEFORE COLOR,

A THRIVING CITY
UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY

EMPEROR MICCHU III
CAME TO THE THRONE.

THE EMPEROR LIVED
ALONE IN HIS PALACE,

SURROUNDED BY ONLY
HIS SERVANTS

AND HIS MUCH-ABUSED
ROYAL ADVISOR.

THE ADVISOR
WAS DISCONTENTED

AND AFTER
THE EMPEROR'S POSITION,

SO ONE HORRIFIC NIGHT--

OH, SORRY! THAT'S FROM
MY PERSONAL COLLECTION--

ONE HORRIFIC NIGHT,
THE ROYAL ADVISOR

SLIPPED AN ENCHANTED POTION
INTO THE EMPEROR'S GOBLET,

TURNING HIM INTO--POOF!

AN ANTEATER!

THUS, THE ROYAL ADVISOR
TOOK OVER THE KINGDOM

AND THE CURSED RULER
WENT INSANE!

MICCHU PACHU HAS
LONG SINCE BEEN ABANDONED,

BUT IT'S SAID
THE EMPEROR STILL
HAUNTS THE DESERTED HALLS

AS AN ALONE AND FRIENDLESS
SKELETON ANTEATER!

Kuzco: AAH!
TURN ON THE LIGHTS!

WHAT'S WRONG? SCARED?

NO. IT'S JUST,
I'M TAKING NOTES HERE.

I MEAN, HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
IN THE DARK, RIGHT?

HOW DO YOU SPELL
"SKELETON"?

KUZCO, I KNOW THIS
STORY HITS A LITTLE
CLOSE TO HOME,

SO IT'S OK TO ADMIT
YOU WERE SCARED.

SCARED? BY THAT? HA!

I MEAN, I WAS TURNED
INTO A LLAMA.

NOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.

WHAT KIND OF DORK WOULD
LET HIMSELF BE TURNED
INTO AN ANTEATER?

[CHUCKLES] KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?

LOSER.

Speaker:
IT'S AN HONORED LEGEND.

I MUST WARN YOU
TO RESPECT IT,

AND NOT HIDE YOUR
TRUE FEARS BEHIND
A MASK OF ARROGANCE.

ARROGANCE? HEY,

I MIGHT HAVE
A HIGH OPINION OF MYSELF
AND A LOW ONE OF OTHERS,

BUT THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ME ARROGANT.

OR DOES IT?

WHATEVER.
THE POINT IS,

THE ONLY THING
I'M AFRAID OF

IS ANOTHER
BRAIN-PARALYZING
SLIDESHOW.

WHAT'S NEXT?THE LEGEND
OF BORING McBORINGTON

AND THE LOST CITY OF
SNOREVILLE?

KUZCO, OUR SPEAKER
HAS LEFT.

NOW THAT'S SCARY.

HOWEVER, THIS LEADS US
TO AN IMPORTANT LESSON--

FACING YOUR FEARS.

IN KUZCO'S CASE,

HE'S AFRAID OF TURNING
OUT LIKE THE ANTEATER,

ALONE AND FRIENDLESS.
AM NOT!

IN MY CASE,
I'M AFRAID I'M SPENDING
THE NEXT 24 HOURS

WITH ALL OF YOU,

BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON
AN OVERNIGHT FIELD TRIP

TO MICCHU PACHU!

[THUNDER]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
STOPPITY STOP STOP.

YOU EXPECT US TO CLIMB UP
DEATH-DEFYING PEAKS

AND SLEEP IN SOME
MUCKY, DAMPY BUILDINGS

WITH A SKELETON ANTEATER?

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO
PASS THIS CLASS.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS CRUEL
AND UNUSUAL HOMEWORK.

KAVO AMUSED.
KUZCO SCARED.

NOT ME, PAL. UH-UH.

NOTHING SCARES
THE KUZSTER.

[KAVO GROWLS]

EXCEPT YOU. HA HA!

KAVO, OK,
SIT DOWN-DOWN NOW.

KAVO THINK KUZCO LYING.

KAVO SEE FEAR
IN KUZCO EYES.

FOR THOSE WHO CARE,
MONSTRO THE MALE HERE
IS KAVO THE CLASS BULLY.

[CHUCKLES] WATCH THIS.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
HI, I'M KAVO THE CLOWN.

I LIKE TO HOLD
PRETTY FLOWERS

AND WEAR A SWIM FLOATIE
THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY.

[CHUCKLES] THAT'S GOOD.

OK, SORRY.
BACK TO THE SHOW.

FEAR, EYES, YOU.

I'M NOT SCARED, KAVO.

I'M JUST SAYING
NOTHING'S GONNA GET ME
TO SLEEP OVERNIGHT

IN SOME BUG-INFESTED,
MOLDY-OLDIE RUIN.

Malina: I THINK
IT SOUNDS COOL.

COME ON.
LET'S GO, GO, GO.

MUCHO NACHO AWAITS.

IT'S MICCHU PACHU.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE CAN GO THERE, TOO.

BUT WE SHOULD
PROBABLY HOLD HANDS
THE WHOLE TIME.

YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY?

PRINCIPAL AMZY?

KRONK, COME IN,
COME IN.

OK, YOU GOT ME.
I STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT,

BUT FRANKLY, THE AMOUNT
OF SALT IN THE MASHED
POTATOES WAS OFFENSIVE.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT
SALTY POTATOES.

IT'S ME--YZMA!

WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH PRINCIPAL AMZY?

KRONK, SHE'S ME.

AMZY IS YZMA
AND YZMA IS AMZY.

AMZY'S YZMA,
YZMA'S AMZY.

AMZY IS YZMA
AND YZMA IS AMZY!

AND SHE SMELLS LIKE
A BIG CHIMPANZEE.

WHY'D YOU SAY THAT?

UH...
IT SORT OF RHYMES?

LET'S REVIEW
TODAY'S CHALLENGE.

ALL WE NEED TO DO
IS SCARE KUZCO.

HE FLEES
THE FIELD TRIP,

FAILS THE CLASS,

AND I BECOME EMPRESS.

WHAT WILL
I BECOME...
IN YOUR PLAN?

I DON'T HAVE
A PICTURE THING FOR YOU.

NO PICTURE THING FOR ME?

WELL, THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.
I TELL YOU WHAT.

NEXT TIME, I'LL GET
A PICTURE THING OF
WHAT YOU'LL BECOME,

BUT FOR NOW,
YOU'LL BECOME KRONK.

I'LL BECOME ME?

SWEET. OK.
LET'S SCARE KUZCO.

TO THE SECRET LAB!

PULL THE LEVER,
KRONK.

[BELL RINGS]

[STUDENTS CHEERING]

FALSE ALARM!
FALSE ALARM!

BACK TO YOUR ROOMS,
YOU PIN-BRAINS!

OK, LET'S SEE.
"TO THE SECRET LAB,"

"PULL THE LEVER,
KRONK,"

SOMETHING GOES WRONG,
THEN THE WALL SPINS.

Announcer: WELCOME
TO THE RIDE TO THE
SECRET LAB RIDE!

PLEASE, NO FLASH
PHOTOGRAPHY.

WHOO!

HA HA! WHOO-HOO!

[SLAP]

LET'S SEE. WHAT'S THE BEST
WAY TO SCARE KUZCO?

OH! HERE'S AN IDEA.

FIRST, I'LL WAIT FOR
THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN.

THEN, I'LL BUY
ALL THE SCARY MASKS
AT 50% OFF.

THEN, I WILL WAIT
FOR NEXT HALLOWEEN

AND RE-SELL THE MASKS
AT A SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT.

AND THEN, FINALLY,
WITH THE MONEY I MADE,

I'LL BUY MYSELF
A BRAND NEW PLASMA TV.

AH HA HA!

BR-R-R-RILLIANT!

OK, THE PLAN STARTED OUT
WITH THE SCARY MASKS.

I GET THAT.

THEN YOU LOST ME
WITH THE TV THING.

OH, WHY WAIT
FOR HALLOWEEN

WHEN I CAN SCARE
KUZCO WITH THIS?

YOU'RE GONNA SCARE HIM
WITH A LITTLE BOTTLE
OF PURPLE STUFF?

[LAUGHS]

YOU'LL SEE, KRONK.
YOU'LL SEE.

I KNOW YOU'RE AFRAID.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
IT'S OK.

I'M NOT AFRAID.

SURE, YOU ARE.
YOUR KNEES, THEY'RE
ALL SHAKY SHAKIN'.

NO, THEY'RE NOT.
YOURS ARE.

[QUIVERS]

I'M COLD.
ARE YOU COLD?

IT'S CHILLY UP HERE.

KUZCO, IT'S OK
IF YOU'RE SCARED.

YOU KNOW,
THIS MICCHU III GUY
WAS A LOT LIKE YOU.

I TOLD YOU,
ME NO SCAREDY.

[THUNDEROUS CRASH]

OH, THANKS FOR
CATCHING ME THERE, KAVO.

JUST TESTING TO SEE
IF SOMEONE YOUR SIZE
HAS REFLEXES.

[THUD]

OW! MY ANKLE!

YOU ALL SAW IT.
KAVO THE CAVEMAN
DROPPED ME.

NOW I HAVE A BAD ANKLE.

COME ON, KUZCO.
YOU'RE FINE.

UH, HOW'S THIS?
I'M ALLERGIC TO
ANCIENT CITIES.

JUST SAY "TROY"
AND MY ACHILLES HEEL
GOES OUT.

SAY "OLYMPUS,"
AND I GET THE RUNS.

AS KAVO SAY BEFORE,
KUZCO AFRAID.

BACK OFF, KAVO.
EVERYBODY HAS FEARS.

YOU AND BATHS,
FOR INSTANCE.

THERE IT IS, CLASS--

MICCHU PACHU.

[THUNDER]

[COYOTE HOWLS]

KAVO MOVE SO KUZCO
CAN RUN AWAY.

I'M NOT
RUNNING AWAY.

NO BAG OF BONES,
SKELETON ANTEATER
IS GONNA SCARE ME.

UH-UH.

SO, LET'S GET GOING.

AHEM! LADIES FIRST.

RIGHT.

LADIES FIRST.

[GROWLS]

KUZCO HIDE FEAR
WITH INSULT.

[THUNDER]

HI, THERE.
BEFORE WE TAKE A BREAK,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I TOTALLY SAW THIS COMING,

AND I'M NOT SCARED.
GOT IT?

OK. GOOD.

WE CAN FADE OUT NOW.

FADEY, FADEY...

♪ DAH DAH DAH-DOO ♪

♪ DAH DAH DAH DAH
DAH DAH DOO-DAH ♪

♪ DAH DAH DAH
DAH DAH DAH ♪

♪ BA-DA-DAH,
BA-DA-DAH, BA-DA-DAH,♪

♪ BA-DA BA-DOO ♪

AAAAAAH!

♪ BA-DOO, BA-DAH,
BA-DAH, DOO-DOO ♪

OH, MUST YOU SING
YOUR OWN THEME MUSIC?

♪ BECAUSE IT HELPS ME ♪

♪ DA-DA-DAH DA-DA-DAH
DA-DA-DAH ♪

♪ CONCENTRATE ♪

♪ DA-DAH DA-DAH ♪

♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DAH ♪
BIG FINISH!

♪ DA-DA-DAH,
BA DUM-BUM ♪

♪ BA DUM-BUM ♪

THAT WAS FOR YOU,
LITTLE LADY.

THANKS.
ARE YOU DONE?

YEAH. NO MORE SINGING...

UNTIL WE GO BACK DOWN.

ADVANCED CIVILIZATION.
HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT.

THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST
INVENTED STAIRS.

YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE?

[SIGHS] OK.
NOW, HERE'S WHAT--

KRONK.

"THE MICCHU PACHUIANS
WERE MOST FAMOUS

"FOR THEIR INVENTION
OF THE MODERN STAIRS

OR STAIRCASE.
THIS LED TO--"

GET OVER HERE!

SORRY.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR
THE LITTLE BOTTLE
OF PURPLE STUFF.

OH, GOODY.

WHEN I DRINK THIS,
I WILL BECOME SCARY
BEYOND ALL REASON.

THEN, WHEN KUZCO
SEES ME, I'LL SCARE HIM
OUT OF HIS WITS!

[CACKLES]

THEN WE BETTER NOT LEAVE
WITHOUT SCOOPY BAGGIN'.

HIS "WETS"--CAN'T JUST
LEAVE 'EM ON THE GROUND.

SOMEBODY
COULD STEP IN 'EM.

HIS "WETS."

HERE GOES.

WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?

OH, WELL, UH...

GO AHEAD. TELL HER
SHE'S AS TEETH-CURLINGLY
REPULSIVE AS USUAL.

NO. THAT WOULD
BE RUDE.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU--

SAY, ARE THOSE
NEW THREADS?

OH, THIS OLD THING?

YEAH. THAT'S SOME
BOSS LAUNDRY.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

IT WAS ON SALE AT
A LITTLE CONSCIENCE SHOP

IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

COME IN BLACK?
DIDN'T LOOK.

SALE ENDS TODAY.

HEY, IT'S CLOSE TO
LUNCH TIME.

LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

WELL?

UH, YOU LOOK
EXACTLY THE SAME?

WHAT?! WRINKLES,
CROW'S FEET.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M SCARY BEYOND
ALL REASON. HA!
WELL, STILL, THOUGH,

WE MIGHT WANT TO COME UP
WITH A "SCARE KUZCO"
PLAN..."B."

[THUNDER]

ACADEMY POLICY REQUIRES
THAT I GIVE ANYONE
WHO'S AFRAID

THE OPTION
OF WAITING HERE,

SO IF YOU'RE A COWARD,
SPEAK UP NOW.

ME NO SPEAKY.

ALL RIGHT, KUZCO.
THEN, YOU FIRST.

ME FIRST? HUH?

[THUNDER]

YAH! YAH!
YOU LEAD US IN.

SCARED.

[THINKING] STAY CALM.
NO REASON TO BE SCARED.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA END UP
LIKE THE ANTEATER...

ALONE AND FRIENDLESS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO FIRST, YOU KNOW,

TO FACE YOUR FEAR.

KUZCO!

OK, I'M GONE. I'M GONE.

[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

HA HA!
THIS IS GREAT!

OOH! 3-D MOVIE!

OH, SOUVENIRS!

ROLLERCOASTER!

YAY! LET'S GO,
GO, GO!

NOW KAVO AFRAID...

OF LINES.

YOU WERE RIGHT, KAVO.
THIS PLACEIS TOO SCARY.

OOH, SCARY COTTON CANDY!
OOH, SCARY TRAM TOURS!

OOH, SCARY
ANTEATER-SHAPED PRETZEL!

I THINK I'LL EAT YOU.

[CHOMPS, MUNCHES]

KUZCO NOT SEE
SCARY PART YET.

WHAT,
THE DIAPER-CHANGING
AREA?

KUZCO PUSHING LUCK.

YEAH,
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY
WON 3 STUFFED
FIRE ANTS. WHOO-HOO!

[HONK, HONK, HONK]

[GROWLS]

CAREFUL, KUZCO.
ME THINK KAVO
GETTING HUNGRY.

IF KUZCO NOT AFRAID,

THE KUZCO GO
IN SCARY PART.

WHAT SCARY PART?
THE ANT-A-WHIRL?

HA HA!
BRING IT ON!

BOOM-BAM, BABY!

[THUNDER]

YOU WANT ME
TO WALK IN THERE
AND GO IN THE TOMB,

THEN TOUCH MY FOREHEAD
TO THE DEAD EMPEROR'S
SACRED STONE?

DID KAVO STUTTER?

TEENSY PROBLEM,
BIG GUY.

HOW WILL YOU KNOW
IF I REALLY DO IT?

BRING BACK PICTURE.

KAVO GONE LOCO.

I CAN GO WITH YOU
IF YOU'RE SCARED.

I'M NOT SCARED.
I DON'T NEED YOU
TO HOLD MY HAND.

I'M AN EMPEROR TYPE
I'M NOT A SCAREDY TYPE.

KUZCO, IT'S OK.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS
ARE FOR.

I'LL DO THIS ON MY OWN.

WANNA TAKE FLOOPY?

WHAT'S A FLOOPY?

I'VE HAD HER SINCE
I WAS LITTLE.

I ALWAYS TAKE HER
ON TRIPS.

SHE MAKES ME
FEEL SAFE.

MALINA
GONE LOCO.

I'LL BE BACK
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

[SQUEAKS]
AAH!

AAH!
[HISSES]

[CHITTERS]
AAH!

[PANTS]

WHUHH--OOF!

OW! WHO PUTS A BIG STONE

IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SACRED TOMB?

THANKS FOR NOTHING,
TOMB-BUILDERS.

I DID IT!
YAY FOR ME!

OK. THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

MAYBE BEING SCARED
IS A WASTE OF TIME.

FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE
NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY.

"HELLO.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"I'M MR.
NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY."

"NICE TO MEET YOU."

OH. GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE.

AAAAAAH!

Kuzco: OK, WHAT'S WITH
THE CHIMP AND THE BUG?

OOPS. EXCUSE ME.

WHO DARES
DISTURB THE THRONE

OF MICCHU THE GREAT
AND POWERFUL?

I SAID...

WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

I MIGHT BE KUZCO THE MEEK
AND TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

[FLAMES ROARING]

[QUIVERS]

NEENAN?
HERE.

KAVO.
PRESENT.

MALINA.
HERE.

KUZCO.

[IMITATES HIM]
HERE.
KUZCO BAILED.

HE'S GONE?
DISAPPOINTING.

BAILED, NAILED,
AND FAILED.

ALL RIGHT, CLASS!
NOW, THE SCHEDULE
FOR TOMORROW--

FIRST WE RIDE
FIRE ANTS IN THE HOLE,

AND THEN THERE'S
THENICE TO MICCHU
3-D MOVIE,

FOLLOWED BY...

[FLAMES ROARING]

LEAVE THIS
ANCIENT CITY NOW,

AND DO NOT
SPEND THE NIGHT.

THIS WAY,
YOU WILL FAIL CLASS,

AND YZMA
WILL BECOME EMPRESS.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE CLEAR,
COVER ALL THE BASES.

I'LL FIX IT.

PAY NO ATTENTION
TO THE PEOPLE
BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

WHAT CURTAIN?!

NOW, AWAY WITH YOU,
KUZCO!

[RUMBLE]

[THUD]

[THUD]

BL-BL-BL-BL-BL.

[YZMA'S LAUGHTER
ECHOES]

HEY, I KNOW
THAT SCARY LAUGH.

HA HA! IT'S PERFECT!
WITH KUZCO RUNNING
HOME SCARED,

HE'LL FAIL
HIS CLASS,

AND I'LL
BECOME...WHAT?

WAIT, WAIT.
DON'T TELL ME. UH...

IT BEGINS WITH AN "EM"...

OH, UH, EM...PLOYEE
OF THE MONTH.

UCCH!
TRY AGAIN!

EM...

PER...

UH, OH! EMPRESS!

RIGHT. EMPRESS.

YOU BECOME EMPRESS
AND I BECOME ME.

YOU'VE GOT IT!

[LAUGHS]

SO THAT'S
WHAT'S GOING ON.

THERE'S NO SCARY,
TALKING STATUE.

JUST NORMAL,
SCARY YZMA

WHO WANTS TO
FRIGHTEN ME OUT OF HERE

SO SHE CAN TAKE OVER
MY EMPIRE!

HA! THERE'S NOT
ONE THING IN THIS PLACE

THAT'S WORTH ONE
ROYAL GOOSE PIMPLE.

UHH!

AAH!

KUZCO, IT'S ME!

DID I SCARE YOU?

NO, NO. I JUST
LOVE THIS CARVING.

AND THAT DETAIL,
IT'S INCREDIBLE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

[THUD]

YOU DIDN'T COME BACK.

KAVO SAID YOU BAILED.

AW! AND YOU WERE SCARED
WITHOUT MY PROTECTION.

NO. I FIGURED YOU WERE
TOO SCARED TO MOVE,

SO I THOUGHT
I'D GIVE YOU A NUDGE.

[MOANS]

WELL, IT'S...

[MOANING]

[HEAVY FOOTFALL]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

AAH! A SKELETON
ANTEATER!

YEAH, SURE.
FEAR NOT, MALINA...

HOTTIE-HOT HOTTIE.

MR. NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY
IS HERE!

CAREFUL! HE LOOKS
KIND OF VICIOUS.

SURE LOOKS THAT WAY.

OOH, I'M A SCARY
SKELETON ANTEATER!

BOO! HA HA!

RRARR! RRARR!

HI, KUZCO.
FUN PLACE, HUH?

QUIET!

WE'RE WITH
THE TOUR.

WE GOT LOST.

LOST? UH-UH.
I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU TWO WERE IN THERE
TRYING TO TRICK ME,
AND IT DIDN'T WORK.

NOW YOU'RE DRESSED UP AS
A SKELETON ANT...EAT...ER.

[GROWLS]

SKELETON ANTEATER!

♪ MICCHU PACHU,
IT'S GONNA GET YOU ♪

♪ A GHOSTLY,
GHASTLY ANTEATER ♪

♪ MICCHU PACHU,
IT'S GONNA EAT YOU ♪

♪ FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, OR DINNER ♪

♪ HE'S OVER HERE,
HE'S OVER THERE ♪

♪ THAT ANTEATER
IS EVERYWHERE ♪

♪ LOOK OUT,
DON'T YOU SHOUT ♪

♪ HE'S UP, HE'S DOWN,
HE'S ALL AROUND ♪

♪ YOU CANNOT HIDE
'CAUSE YOU'LL BE FOUND ♪

♪ NO DOUBT
YOU BETTER SHOUT ♪

♪ MICCHU PACHU,
IT'S GONNA GET YOU ♪

♪ A GHOSTLY,
GHASTLY ANTEATER ♪

♪ MICCHU PACHU,
IT'S GONNA EAT YOU ♪

♪ FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, OR DINNER ♪

♪ A GHOSTLY,
GHASTLY ANTEATER ♪

IT'S GONNA BE OK,
WOMPY.

IT'S GONNA BE OK.

WHO'S WOMPY?

UH, WELL,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW
BEFORE WE'RE EATEN.

THIS IS WOMPY,
MY, UH, FLOOPY.

SO, YOU REALLY ARE
SCARED.

MR. M WAS RIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO BECOME
LIKE EMPEROR MICCHU,

ALL ALONE AND FRIENDLESS.

HEY, THAT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN.

YOU'VE GOT ME.
I'M YOUR FRIEND.

REALLY? SO YOU WON'T
TELL ANYBODY I WAS SCARED?

OR ABOUT WOMPY?

YOUR SECRET'S
SAFE WITH ME.

THANKS,
'CAUSE IT COULD RUIN

THE WHOLE ARROGANT,
SELFISH, FEARLESS EMPEROR
IMAGE I'M GOING FOR.

THAT IS,
I WON'T TELL...

[ROARS]

IF WE LIVE!

AAH!

EAT HER!

KUZCO!

[THINKING] YOU'RE NOT REALLY
GONNA LEAVE HER, ARE YOU?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MR. NOT-SCARED EMPEROR GUY.

TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

BOOYAH!

AAH! ANTEATER HEAD!

OR...MASK.
EASY MISTAKE.

Malina: IT'S THE CREEPY,
LITTLE OLD MAN?

YES, BUT I WAS ONCE
A CREEPY, LITTLE YOUNG MAN.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

FIRST A BORING SLIDESHOW
AND NOW THIS?

I MAKE A FORTUNE OFF OF
KEEPING THE SKELETON
ANTEATER LEGEND ALIVE.

THE RIDES!
THE CONCESSIONS!

OH, PLEASE! DON'T
GIVE AWAY MY SECRET!

I'VE GOT A CREEPY,
LITTLE 78-YEAR-OLD SON

THAT STILL
LIVES AT HOME!

YOUR SECRET
IS SAFE WITH US...

IF YOU'LL DO US
ONE LITTLE FAVOR.

[SNORING]

[ROARS]

AAAAAAH!

Kuzco: SO, THAT'S
KAVO BEING SCARED
BY THE ANTEATER,

AND THAT'S KAVO
RUNNING HOME TO MOMMY.

HASTA LA BYE-BYE!
[CHUCKLES]

SEE YOU, KAVO.

THAT'S ME
AND MY FRIEND MALINA.

NEITHER ONE OF US
ARE SCARED.

AND KRONK MADE YZMA RIDE
THE ANTEATER STOMACH-BEATER
ROLLERCOASTER...100 TIMES.

AND THAT'S ME
WEARING--OOPS!
HEH HEH! SORRY.

HOW'D THAT
GET IN THERE?