The Emperor's New School (2006–2008): Season 1, Episode 10 - Peasant for a Day - full transcript

HI THERE. TODAY'S EPISODE
IS ALL ABOUT ME.

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,

EVERY EPISODE
IS ALL ABOUT ME.

[LAUGHING] THEME MUSIC.

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO
TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ HE'S GO TO ACE THAT TEST ♪

♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR TO BE ♪

♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.



EXACTLY.
EXACTLY.

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOING TO
COOL SCHOOL ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HIS A-B-Cs ♪

♪ THEY'LL TRY TO STOP HIM
AND TOP HIM ♪

TO DESTROY HIM, RIGHT?

HUH?

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

♪ AND THE HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

♪ READ THE THICK
TALL BOOKS ♪

LET'S GO!



♪ HE'S GOING TO
COOL SCHOOL ACADEMY ♪

♪ HE'S GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

♪ HIS FRIENDS OR LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

♪ HE'LL HELP AGAINST
THE FOIL ♪

FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME?

SPELL MY NAME AGAIN.

♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪

♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, LET'S GO ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

♪ BOW DOWN BEFORE ME ♪

♪ YOU MUST ADORE ME ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

♪ PRAISE AND SALUTE ME ♪

♪ OBEY ABSOLUTELY ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

♪ IF YOU ARE A PEASANT ♪

♪ GIVE ME A PRESENT ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.

SILLY CHACA.

YESTERDAY WAS
KUZCO APPLIANCE DAY.

HENCE THE KUZCO ALARM
SUNDIAL GIVEAWAY.

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

HOW DO YOU MAKE
THIS THING STOP?

I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T MAKE THEM.

I JUST MAKE MONEY
OFF THEM.

WHICH REMINDS ME.

YOU OWE ME 29.95 FOR THAT.

YOU GAVE ME THIS
AS A GIFT.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S FREE.

OR DOES IT?

I'LL HAVE TO CHECK
MY GIFT GIVING POLICY.

KUZCO, I'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT

IF YOU'LL JUST
MAKE THIS THING
STOP SINGING.

PACHA, PACHA, PACHA.

IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.

YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I WANT.

♪ MY BATH IS SO ROSY ♪

♪ BUBBLES CANOSY ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

♪ DRESS ME UP FANCY ♪

♪ THE FIRST TO A DANCEY ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

UH, WHERE'S THE DANCEY?

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE,
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE ♪

♪ KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

♪ A BREAKFAST OF CAKE
AND CHOCOLATE SHAKE ♪

♪ OH, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

IS IT FINALLY OVER?

HUH? NO, NO.

KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS JUST GETTING STARTED.

YES, KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.

THE BEST OF MANY
COMPLETELY CALLED FOR

AND ENTIRELY NOT MADE UP

HOLIDAYS CELEBRATING
THE WORLD'S
GREATEST TREASURE...

ME.

NOT HIM.

OR THEM.

OR HER.

ME!

AND IT'S THE BEST BECAUSE
NO ONE'S LEFT OUT.

ALL THE VILLAGERS
IN MY KINGDOM

GET TO DO WHATEVER I SAY.

HEY, I'M A PEOPLE PERSON.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
WHEN THEY COME TO ME

WITH THEIR COMPLAINTS,
THEY'RE ALL

ME, ME, ME.

IT'S THE WORST.

BUT CHECK THIS OUT.

I'M LETTING KRONK
PLAY HORSEY.

GIDDYUP, GIDDYUP.

HOW NICE AM I?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

GOOD MORNING, MALINA,
MY SMOOCHY POT PIE.

YOU MAY BOW
IF YOU WISH.

OH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

OR CURTSY.
WHATEVER WORKS
FOR YOU.

DON'T HUG HIM THOUGH.
NO TOUCHING.

KUZCO, WHY ARE YOU
SITTING ON KRONK?

BETTER YET, WHY IS KRONK
LETTING YOU SIT ON HIM?

HE HAS TO. IT'S
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY.

I SAID...

IT'S KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY!

[PLAYING FANFARE
POORLY]

WHY DO WE REHEARSE, GUYS?

BESIDES, DIDN'T YOU HEAR

YOUR KUZCO ALARM SUNDIAL
THIS MORNING?

UH, YEAH, BECAUSE I
DEFINITELY DIDN'T

THROW THAT THING AWAY
THE MOMENT YOU
GAVE IT TO ME.

I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.

OH, BY THE WAY,
YOU OWE ME 29.95.

NO, I DON'T.

AND NO, I'M NOT
GOING ALONG

WITH ANOTHER
COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR,

ENTIRELY MADE UP HOLIDAY
FOR KUZCO THE EGO MANIAC.

QUICK TIP.
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU

A NAME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,

LIKE SAY, EGO MANIAC,

JUST ACT MAD.

ALSO, MY HAIR
LOOKS PERFECTER.

EGO MANIAC?

DISMOUNT.

OW! HEAD.

JUST BECAUSE I THINK
BEING EMPEROR

MAKES ME BETTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE

DOESN'T MEAN I'M
AN EGO MANIAC.

OR DOES IT?

I'M A LITTLE FUZZY
ON WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE HONEST.

FOR BEING HONEST,

YOU'RE TECHNICALLY
NOT THE EMPEROR
UNTIL YOU GRADUATE.

ALSO, I'M AFRAID
OF THUNDER.

AND I HAVE
A WEIRD RASH.

TOO HONEST? SORRY.

YES, KUZCO.
EGO MANIAC MEANS

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

BUT, NEWS FLASH,
YOU'RE NOT.

THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
OUT THERE

NON EMPERORS DO THAT YOU
COULD NEVER DO.

WHAT? YOU MEAN THERE
ARE PEOPLE IN
MY KINGDOM

WHO HAVE TALENTS
AND STRENGTHS

THAT I DON'T HAVE?

YES. AND THE SOONER
YOU REALIZE THAT,
THE BETTER.

ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO CHANGE

AND LEARN THAT
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

All: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE KUZCO

THE COOLEST EMPEROR AROUND.

AND TO THE EMPIRE
FOR WHICH HE RULES...

I DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE
TODAY THOUGH, RIGHT,

BECAUSE TODAY IS DEFINITELY
ALL ABOUT ME.

DON'T GET MAD AT ME.

I DON'T DECIDE WHAT GETS
TAUGHT AROUND HERE.

OK, IT'S MY SCHOOL
SO I SORT OF DO,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT'S MY FAULT, DOES IT?

HUMILIATING
A HARD WORKING TEACHER

BY DRESSING HIM
LIKE KUZCO

IS YET ANOTHER WAY
WE CELEBRATE
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY!

MR. M, IN HONOR OF
KUZCO ALLEGIANCE DAY,

YOU THINK YOU COULD SCAT
THE REST OF THE LESSON?

YOU KNOW, KUZCO'S GREAT
SHOOBA DOOBA ZOW!

NO, I COULDN'T.

FRANKLY, TEACHERS
DESERVE A DAY
OF APPRECIATION

MORE THAN YOU DO.

SO INSTEAD OF
DISCUSSING WAYS
TO CHERISH YOU,

I HAVE AN EXERCISE
I'D LIKE TO TRY.

EACH OF YOU WILL RECEIVE
A STONE FROM THIS BOWL.

THOSE OF YOU WHO GET
PLAIN STONES

WILL BE REGULAR OLD
HARD WORKING VILLAGERS.

NOT A BIG SWITCH
FOR MOST OF YOU.

BUT WHOEVER GETS
THIS GOLD STONE

WILL BE EMPEROR
FOR A DAY.

LIKE THAT CAN HAPPEN.

THAT CAN HAPPEN?

NOW, I NEED
A VOLUNTEER TO
HAND OUT THE STONES,

BECAUSE FRANKLY,
THEY'RE HEAVY,
AND I'M TIRED.

I'LL HAND OUT THE STONES,
MR. MOLEGUACO.

MALINA, PERFECT.

YOU'RE REALLY
THE ONLY STUDENT
I TRUST HERE.

THE REST OF YOU
DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

I'LL TAKE THE GOLD STONE
AND SOME FRIES.

[LAUGHING] FRIES.

NO. YOU DON'T
GET TO PICK
WHICH STONE YOU WANT.

IT'S A RANDOM DRAWING.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
SO NO ONE WILL KNOW

YOU GAVE ME
THE GOLD STONE ON PURPOSE.

WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

NO. I'M SAYING THAT
BECAUSE IT'S
A RANDOM DRAWING.

VERY CONVINCING.
KEEP IT UP.

GOLD STONE, GOLD STONE.

PLEASE LET ME GET
THE GOLD STONE.

I'LL GET A PIE
IF I GET
THE GOLD STONE.

HEY, THIS ISN'T GOLD.

NO, THIS IS. SEE, SHINY.

BY THE WAY,
WHAT DOES IT MEAN AGAIN

IF YOU GET THE GOLD STONE?

IT MEANS CONGRATULATIONS
ARE IN ORDER, KRONK.

FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS,
YOU ARE OUR EMPEROR

AND HAVE CONTROL
OVER THE KINGDOM.

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
YOUR ASSIGNMENT

IS TO PAY ALLEGIANCE
TO KRONK.

RESPECT HIM,
BRING HIM GIFTS.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
EACH STUDENT

MUST BOW TO HIM
IN A SHOW OF HUMILITY.

YOU MEAN EVERYONE
EXCEPT ME, RIGHT?

NO. I MEAN
ESPECIALLY YOU, KUZCO.

NO ONE HERE
HAS MORE TO LEARN

ABOUT BEING
A HARD WORKING VILLAGER

AND THE TRUE OBLIGATIONS
AND RESPONSIBILITIES
OF BEING EMPEROR

THAN YOU.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU'RE JUST
MESSING WITH ME.

THIS IS A PRANK, RIGHT?

[LAUGHING]

YOU'RE TOO MUCH, MR. M.

OK, I GIVE UP.
YOU GOT ME.

WHEW! THAT WAS FUN.

I'M SERIOUS.

THEN THAT MEANS...

♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE,
KRONK ALLEGIANCE ♪

♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE,
KRONK ALLEGIANCE ♪

♪ KRONK ALLEGIANCE DAY
IS TODAY ♪

KRONK,
IF YOU'RE EMPEROR,

THEN I GUESS TODAY
I'M THE EMPEROR'S
ADVISOR.

I DON'T KNOW,
I MEAN YZMA
MIGHT GET UPSET.

KRONK, PRINCIPAL ANZI
IS A CLEVER DISGUISE.

I'M YZMA, REMEMBER?

YZMA!

REALLY? YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN.

YOU GOT A PEN?

AND PAPER?

AND A DESK.

EMPEROR GUARDS.

THEY ARE ONE
HARDWORKING BUNCH.

I GOTTA START
TIPPING THOSE GUYS.

HOW MANY Qs ARE IN
YOUR NAME?

WAIT, BACK UP.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

NEVER MIND THAT.

IF YOU'RE EMPEROR,

WHAT DOES THAT
MAKE KUZCO?

OH, HE GETS TO BE
A VILLAGER.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW
HIS HUMILITY

BY BOWING TO ME.

PERSONALLY, I DON'T CARE
FOR THE BOWING.

DON'T NEED THE EGO BOOST,

BUT IT'S PART OF
THE CLASS ASSIGNMENT.

[MUTED SCREAM]

PERFECT.

KUZCO WILL TURN INTO
A LLAMA OR A RABBIT,

OR EVEN A FROG
BEFORE HE'D BOW
TO YOU.

HE DID TURN INTO
THOSE THINGS, REMEMBER?

MY POINT IS,

THE ONLY THING KUZCO
IS CAPABLE OF PRAISING

IS HIMSELF.

WHICH MEANS HE WON'T
BOW TO YOU.

HE'LL FAIL THE ASSIGNMENT,
AND TOMORROW,

I'LL BECOME EMPRESS.

[LAUGHING]

YOU REALLY SHOULD CHECK
WITH YZMA...

ABOUT ALL THAT.

OH, FORGET IT.

OK. TIP TIME.

WHOSE GOT CHANGE
FOR A TWENTY?

WOW. YOU GUYS ARE ON IT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

YOU'RE THINKING,
KUZCO'S NOT

A HARD WORKING
HUMBLE VILLAGER.

HOW CAN HE SURVIVE
WITHOUT ALL HIS
MONEY AND POWER?

HE ESPECIALLY CAN'T
BOW TO KRONK, RIGHT?

WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.

I CAN'T BOW TO KRONK!

OK, YOU'RE RIGHT.

LOOK, I AGREED TO EAT
LUNCH WITH YOU

BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.

IF IT'S NOT WORKING,
I HAVE BETTER OFFERS.

FINE. GO ON.

ABANDON ME IN MY HOUR
OF NEED.

HEY, THAT TURKEY
SMELLS GOOD.

CAN I COME WITH?

KUZCO, STOP IT.

OW! I MEAN...

THAT CHICKENFISH PATTY
DIDN'T HURT AT ALL.

I'M MANLY.

WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?

YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD

TO BE A VILLAGER LIKE
THE REST OF US?

UH, YEAH.

THAT CHICKENFISH PATTY

IS NOT AS FAST
AS IT THINKS IT IS.

HMM?

BY THE WAY,
WHAT IS A CHICKENFISH?

KUZCO, YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN EMPEROR SINCE
YOU CAME TO SCHOOL.

YOU'RE ALREADY
A VILLAGER.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO
TO PULL OFF
THIS ASSIGNMENT

IS LEARN A LITTLE
HUMILITY.

THAT THE VILLAGERS
ARE HARD WORKING,

GOOD NATURED,
KIND PEOPLE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM ALREADY A VILLAGER.

MINUS THE HARD WORKING,
GOOD NATURED, KIND PART.

YEAH. WE CAN WORK
ON THAT.

BUT THAT'S THE IDEA.

YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD
REALLY FIX THE ROOF.

MAYBE THE CHOIR
SHOULD PRACTICE
SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[CHOIR STOPS SINGING]

ANYWAY, BACK TO ME.

THIS IS GONNA WORK.

I'M GONNA BE AN HONEST
TO GOODNESS VILLAGER.

WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL
VILLAGER RIGHTS
AND PRIVILEGES.

IT'S TIME FOR
KUZCO'S DOODLES.

THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW

WHERE I GET TO DRAW

ALL OF THE COOL
VILLAGER THINGS I CAN DO.

THIS IS ME IN HUMBLE
VILLAGER CLOTHES.

I'M SO CUTE.

AND LOOK, I CAN SLEEP
ON A HAYSTACK.

I CAN MILK PUMAS.

NICE, KITTY.

I CAN SWIM IN MUD.

AND I CAN EAT IT.

ARE YOU DONE?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I CAN BATTLE
A FIERCE CHICKENFISH.

WITH A TRIDENT.

OK. THAT'S ENOUGH.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT'S WHAT
A VILLAGER IS?

ABSOLUTELY.

WHY?

DUH...LOOKS LIKE
I'VE GOT A LOT
TO SHOW YOU.

I CAN'T SLEEP
ON THIS STUFF.

FOR THE RECORD,
MILKING PUMA...

BAD IDEA.

[PUMA ROARS]

YUCK! THIS MUD
TASTES LIKE MUD.

HELLO. NONE OF THESE FISH
LOOK LIKE CHICKENS.

THAT'S BECAUSE
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A CHICKENFISH.

THERE'S NOT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

THAT MY PRE CONCEIVED
NOTIONS ABOUT THE VILLAGERS
WERE WRONG?

UH...YES.

AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU

TO GET SOME
FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE.

THE FIRST THING I LEARNED

WAS THAT VILLAGERS
HAVE TO GROW
THEIR OWN FOOD.

I DON'T HAVE TO PLANT
ALL THESE, DO I?

YES. YOU DO.

NEXT, I LEARNED
THAT VILLAGERS

DON'T BUY THEIR STUFF
AT EAST MART,

THEY ACTUALLY MAKE
THEIR OWN BLANKETS
AND STUFF.

UNTANGLE, AISLE 5.

I ALSO LEARNED THAT
SOME OF THE VILLAGERS

ARE EXPERT POTTERY MAKERS.

I GAVE IT A SHOT.

AFTER YOU MAKE A VASE,
OR POT OR WHATEVER,

YOU GET TO PAINT IT.

MINE'S A GOOD VASE,
RIGHT?

YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
STICK TO BEING EMPEROR.

YOU KNOW, MALINA,
DON'T TELL ANYBODY,

BUT TODAY, I'VE LEARNED
TO APPRECIATE

THE HARD WORKING
VILLAGERS.

I FEEL LIKE
I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE.

AND YOU KNOW,
I THINK I'M SORT OF
GOOD AT IT.

YOU'RE RIDING
THE LLAMA BACKWARDS.

YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD.

I WONDERED WHERE
HIS HEAD WENT.

OTHER THAN THAT,
I AGREE.

I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED
A LITTLE HUMILITY TODAY.

AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE ULTIMATE TEST.

BOWING TO KRONK.

HUH? COME ON.

ISN'T THAT TAKING IT
A LITTLE TOO FAR?

IF YOU DON'T BOW,
YOU'LL FAIL THE CLASS.

DO I HAVE TO BOW
TO KRONK?

HE'S THE EMPEROR
FOR THE DAY.

THE ASSIGNMENT
WAS VERY CLEAR.

WE BRING HIM THE GIFT
AND BOW TO HIM.

YEAH, AND I DON'T
GET THAT.

WHY ARE WE
GIVING KRONK A LLAMA?

HE'S THE EMPEROR.
WE'RE HARD WORKING
VILLAGERS.

HE DOESN'T NEED
GIFTS FROM US.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING

THAT IT'S NOT ALL
ABOUT YOU.

MAYBE I'M NOT
WASTING MY TIME.

NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.

WHEN I'M EMPEROR,
GIFTS MAKE
PERFECT SENSE.

I DESERVE THEM.

LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO TAKE THIS
SERIOUSLY,

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

WHAT? I'M THE MOST SERIOUS
HARD WORKING VILLAGER
THERE IS.

CAN I GET OFF
THE LLAMA NOW?

RIDING IT BACKWARDS
IS MAKING ME SICK.

[LAUGHING]

LET'S SEE, ALL I HAVE TO DO
DO BECOME EMPRESS IS...

WAIT, DO I NEED
A POTION FOR THAT?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

I WASN'T TALKING.

YEAH. I HEARD YOU TALKING.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

YOU'RE RIGHT. LISTEN.

AS EMPEROR,
ME AND THE BOYS

HAVE BEEN LOOKING OVER
THE FINANCIAL SCROLLS.

KRONK, WHY ARE THESE
GUARDS HERE?

THIS IS MY SECRET LAB.

YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.

THE LAB SPENDS
WAY MORE MONEY

THAN IT BRINGS IN.

OH, BY THE WAY,

SOMETHING MIGHT BE WRONG
WITH THE SECRET LAB RIDE.

GOOD TIMES. ANYWAY.

THE IMPORTED BAT WINGS,

THE ENCHANTED
UNICORN HORNS,

ALL THIS SQUARE FOOTAGE,

WE CAN'T JUSTIFY
THE EXPENSE.

I GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN.

[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

YOU MUST BE JOKING.

I WISH I WAS,

BUT, YOU KNOW,
THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP.

NUMBERS? KRONK, YOU BARELY
KNOW HOW TO COUNT.

YEAH, BUT THIS IS JUST
BASIC ACCOUNTING.

I CAN HANDLE THAT.

WELL, WHERE AM I
SUPPOSED TO CONCOCT
MY EVIL SCHEMES?

YEAH, ABOUT THAT...

THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD,

BUT I HAVE TO
LET YOU GO.

WE CAN'T AFFORD
YOUR SALARY.

YOU'RE FIRING ME?

WE SAY LET GO
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER.

BUT YEAH, YOU'RE FIRED.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

ONLY THE EMPEROR
CAN FIRE ME.

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHING]

OH, THIS IS AWKWARD.

WELL, NO HARD FEELINGS.

IF YOU SEE PRINCIPAL AMZI

COULD YOU TELL HER
I NEED TO FIRE HER, TOO.

[DOOR SLAMS]

OK, THE GUY WHO WANTS
TO RENT THIS SPACE

FOR AN ICE CREAM PARLOR
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

[WATCH BEEPS]

OH, GOTTA GO.
BOWING TIME.

ICE CREAM.
GET YOUR ICE CREAM.

CHOCOLATE CHIP.

CHOCOLATE FUDGE SWIRL.

KUZCO, COME ON.

STOP FREAKING OUT.

THIS ISN'T FREAKING OUT.

THIS IS BEING DIFFICULT.

WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

JUST GO IN THE GYM,
AND GET IT OVER WITH.

NO. AND WHY ARE YOU
SO STRONG?

CAN WE TAKE A BREAK?

I'M EXHAUSTED.

YZMA?

CONGRATULATIONS, KUZCO.

APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT
THE WORST EMPEROR
IMAGINABLE AFTER ALL.

WHAT DID KRONK DO?

HE FIRED ME.

SAYS THE SECRET LAB
IS COSTING TOO MUCH.

COOL. HE FIRED YOU
JUST LIKE I DID.

EXCEPT HE FIRED YOU
FOR AN ACTUAL REASON.

HEY, MAYBE THAT KRONKSTER

IS NOT SUCH A BAD
EMPEROR AFTER ALL.

HMM. SAYS YOU.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

NO. KRONK IS TO BLAME.

AND WHOEVER PLACED HIM
IN POWER, OF COURSE.

YEAH, IT WAS THAT
MR. MOLEGUACO

AND HIS STUPID
RANDOM DRAWING.

I MADE KRONK EMPEROR.

WHAT?

DOUBLE WHAT?

IT'S MY FAULT
KRONK IS EMPEROR.

I CHEATED.
IT WASN'T RANDOM.

I GAVE HIM
THE GOLD STONE ON PURPOSE

TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.

I KNEW IT!

WELL, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T.

BUT LET'S JUST SAY I DID.

WELL,
THAT'S A TOUCHING
CONFESSION, MALINA.

BUT I'M AFRAID
THE DAMAGE
IS ALREADY DONE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

REGARDLESS OF HOW
IT HAPPENED?

KRONK IS EMPEROR.

AND THE POWER
OF THE EMPEROR IS ABSOLUTE.

I KNEW THAT.

EMPEROR KRONK CAN DO
WHATEVER HE WANTS.

UNTIL TOMORROW.

OF COURSE, WHO KNOWS
WHAT DAMAGE

HE'LL MANAGE
TO CAUSE BY THEN.

UNLESS HE DECIDES
TO QUIT.

AND WHY WOULD HE
DO THAT?

YEAH. ONLY A MEATHEAD
WOULD QUIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.
KRONK IS A MEATHEAD.

KUZCO, WHAT WAS
THE WORST PART
ABOUT BEING EMPEROR?

THAT'S EASY.

LISTENING
TO VILLAGER COMPLAINTS.

THE WORST.

OH, THEY'RE SO NEEDY.

WE NEED MORE EQUIPMENT
TO TILL THE SOIL.

WE NEED MORE TIME
TO WEAVE THE
INTRICATE BLANKETS.

HMM? I GUESS THOSE COMPLAINTS
DO MAKE SENSE

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

BUT LISTENING TO IT
DAY IN AND DAY OUT,

EW!

IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY
24 SECOND SHUSH CLOCK...

[DING]

I WOULD'VE QUIT
YEARS AGO.

BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT
HOW GREAT AN EMPEROR
I AM LATER.

RIGHT NOW, WE NEED
TO THINK OF A WAY

TO MAKE KRONK QUIT.

ANY IDEAS?

WHAT? MY HAIR?
I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL.

TWO WORDS--SPLIT ENDS.

LOOK, THE EMPIRE
IS STRETCHED OUT.

MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE
THAT PLOW NEXT
GROWING SEASON.

AND DON'T FORGET TO GRAB

A SOUVENIR BASKETBALL
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

[DOOR CLOSES]

IS IT TIME
TO KNOCK OFF YET?

LISTENING TO ALL
THESE COMPLAINTS
IS THE WORST.

GREETINGS,
EMPEROR KRONK.

HE'S STRETCHING
MY CLOTHES.

LET IT GO.

BUT HE'S STRETCHING THEM.

STRETCHY.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT
I'VE DONE WITH THE GYM?

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE PALACE, HUH?

EXCEPT FOR
THE BASKETBALL HOOP.

EMPEROR KRONK,

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE
WE HAVE SOME REQUESTS.

REQUESTS. GOT YOU.
FIRE AWAY.

YOU MAY WANT
TO TAKE NOTES.

HE LIVES FOR THAT.

LET HER RIP.

Kuzco:
WE GET IT,
IT'S A LONG LIST.

OUR STORY
IS BACK OVER THERE.

THAT'S A LONG LIST.

OH, AND I HAVE 12 MORE.

HOLY HOWER MONKEY.

[MONKEY SCREECHES]

NOT NOW, HONKSLEY,
I'M WORKING.

AND FINALLY,
I NEED A GARGOYLE

FOR THE ENTRANCE
TO MY NEW
SECRET LAB.

THE GOOD KIND.
DID YOU GET
ALL THAT?

UH...YEAH. I THINK SO.

MY TURN.

UH...SHOOT.

AND FINALLY,
I WANT WORLD PEACE.

OR AT LEAST
WORLD AGREEMENT
TO DISAGREE.

GOT IT?

MORE OR LESS.

YOUR TURN.

DO I HAVE...

YES!

YOU CAN DO IT.

THERE. SEE? I BOWED.

I'M NOT JUST
A HUMBLE VILLAGER, BABY.

I'M THE HUMBLEST.

AND BY THE WAY, KRONK,
I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT YOU ARE IN A POSITION
OF POWER HERE, BIG GUY,

AND YOU GOT CERTAIN
OBLIGATIONS

TO THE HARD WORKING
VILLAGERS.

SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD
THINK ABOUT

PUTTING THE GOOD
OF THE WHOLE

BEFORE YOUR OWN
SELFISH NEEDS.

I DO?

WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
I'M GONNA DO THINGS

WHEN I'M BACK IN POWER.

SO I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW.

NOW, ON TO MY LIST.

FIRST, I'D LIKE YOU
TO ADMIT

YOU'RE NOT THE REAL
EMPEROR AND QUIT.

STOP. I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.

THIS IS YOUR GIG, KUZCO.

YESTERDAY, I LEARNED
IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE.

AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
I HAVE SO MANY
GREAT QUALITIES.

BEING A VILLAGER
IS TOUGHER THAN
I THOUGHT.

YOU WERE RIGHT, MR. M.

EMPERORS DON'T NEED
MORE RECOGNITION.

EVERYBODY ELSE DOES.

SO IN HONOR OF
KUZCO TEACHER
APPRECIATION DAY,

I PRESENT YOU
WITH THIS GIFT.

OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

JUST SAY
YOU'LL PAY ME 29.95.

♪ 29 DOLLARS,
29 DOLLARS ♪

♪ 29 DOLLARS
AND 95 CENTS ♪

KUZCO!

♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪

♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪

♪ IT'S THE END CREDITS ♪

♪ LOOK AT THEM GO ♪

♪ GOSH, THOSE ARE TINY ♪

♪ I CANNOT READ THEM ♪

♪ I WISH THAT THEY WERE
BIGGER AND SLOW ♪

♪ WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? ♪

♪ WHAT ARE THEY DOING? ♪

♪ IT SHOULD JUST SAY
IT'S MADE BY KUZCO ♪

♪ ALMOST THE LAST ONE ♪

♪ ARE WE ALL DONE NOW? ♪

♪ ONLY THING LEFT IS
TO SHOW THE LOGOS ♪

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