The Dukes of Hazzard (1979–1985): Season 2, Episode 17 - Officer Daisy Duke - full transcript

On The Dukes of Hazzard:

What's so all-fired wrong with a Duke
becoming a peace officer?

Officer Daisy Duke strikes a blow for ERA.

Hazzard County goes P.O.P.

Here.

Hold on, Enos.

Usually, the road to Hazzard County's
favorite watering hole, the Boars Nest...

is deserted at this hour of the morning.

But Ba, Luke, and Daisy Duke had
some pressing business with Boss Hogg.

Y'all know that it takes the early bird
to catch the worm...

which is a pretty good description
of Boss Hogg.



You've been working on
asking for that raise...

since the second week
you were at the Boars Nest.

-I know, but--
-Listen to me.

You gotta call in the dogs
to see if they're wet...

or you're not gonna find out
if it's raining outside.

-Where'd you hear that?
-That's what I said.

Now, Daisy, if you ain't gonna ask Boss,
I'll ask him for you.

-I appreciate that, Luke, it's just that--
-No ifs, ands, or buts.

He's been paying you so little for so long,
he don't even notice.

He don't even feel guilty about it.

Well, one thing about Luke:

He didn't beat around the bush long
when it came to asking Boss...

to raise Daisy's salary.

And this is what happens
when you shake Boss' money tree.



Now, Boss,
you're gonna have to do better than that.

-Oh?
-Or else--

-Luke.
-Or else what?

Or else she quits. That's what.

She can't quit.

-She can't?
-No.

Because she's already fired.

Off the premises!

-Luke!
-Boss...

-Do you realize what you just did?
-Just...

Well, now,
when you sell pigs to buy pig feed...

you ain't apt to be in
the pig business for very long.

Now, when Boss Hogg decides
to hire a new sheriff...

the first thing he's gotta make sure about
is that the new man is courteous...

courageous and corrupt. Mostly corrupt.

Grady, for the last 20 years,
you've been night watchman...

at the Hazzard County gravel pit...

without nobody to talk to
except a Doberman pinscher.

Now, do you want me to take you
out of them pits or no?

Yes, sir, I want out and that certainly--

All right! I'll take you out of them pits.

-Because you'll do for the job of sheriff.
-I will?

-Yeah. But you will follow orders.
-Yes, sir.

And I will take a proper share.

-Yes, sir.
-There's just one thing: them Dukes.

You gotta keep that whole Duke family
out of my hair. Do you hear?

I hear. I will keep them Dukes
out of your hair. Yes, sir.

Sure is a nice-looking couple.

Hey, Mr. Hogg.

-Hey, Grady.
-Howdy, Enos.

Knock off all that familiarity with Enos.

You are sheriff now, Sheriff Byrd,
and that boy is just your deputy.

The new sheriff?

Well, I'll be ding-danged, Grady.

Sheriff Grady Byrd. Congratulations.

Now, you just save that for later, Enos.

Yes, sir.

Since you're in charge now,
maybe you could tell me...

what to do with this new directive
from Washington.

The one about hiring new deputies
under the Equal Opportunities law?

Well, Enos, you just...

I'll check that out.

Boss, what do you want me to do about
this new directive from Washington?

Nothing. Right now...

I'm looking at this here poster,
about these armed criminals...

wanted all over the country
with a $10,000 reward on their heads.

Now, I ask you...

isn't this reward much more interesting
than some hogwash from Washington?

Come on, Daisy.
Don't get your feathers all ruffled up.

Luke'“ think of something.

Speaking of feathers, here's one:
"Chicken Plucker."

-Hi, Luke, good to see you.
-How are you doing?

Good morning, Daisy.

Started out to be one,
but it sure ain't any more.

-Is something wrong?
-Boss fired her. Sort of.

Oh, no.

There just doesn't seem to be
another job to be had.

Well, Daisy, why don't you be a deputy?

Deputy? Daisy?

Yeah, look here.
This here Equal Opportunities law...

says that the sheriff's office has gotta...

open jobs for ladies now,
just like regular people.

All you got to do is apply and take the test
along with the other candidates, Daisy.

Sure would be nice to share my patrol car
with you, Daisy.

A Duke in the front seat of a police car?

Enos, are you ready for the funny farm?

Nice try, Enos.

Think about it, Daisy.

Think about it, please, Daisy.

Tell me this. Try that on for size.

What's so all-fired wrong with a Duke
becoming a peace officer?

It'd go back on all my raising.

Daisy, us Dukes was not raised
to be against law and order.

We're a peace-loving family.

We're just against them officers
that are a disgrace to their badge.

But with Enos being
the only law officer around we can trust...

we could use another one
to kind of balance the scales of justice.

The way you put it, Uncle Jesse,
makes me want to consider it.

But what am I gonna do
about these chores?

We'll figure something out about that.

Now, Daisy, don't you worry about that.

Do you think we'd sit here
and let you worry about the chores...

when you got work to do? No, ma'am.

On my word as a Duke,
Luke will take care of it.

You want them hung up or folded?

Now, there must be some mistake.
I mean, I may be new at this here job...

but I am sure that I ain't supposed to have
no Duke in my department.

This here directive says different.

Well, you...

-You can't believe everything you read.
-Listen here, Sheriff.

I believe in the Constitution,
the Bill of Rights, the laws of this land...

and I believe in that official directive.

Now, do I get a chance
or do I write to the state capitol?

Now, hold your horses.
It just ain't that all-fired easy.

I mean, you gotta take and pass...

certain physical and written examinations.

You just tell her what to do
and she'll do it.

Meanwhile, we're gonna brush up
on a few laws and statutes.

At least the ones
we ain't never been charged with.

Come on, Daisy.

She sure would make
a good deputy, Sheriff.

-Top of the morning, Boss.
-How do you do, Boss?

I don't like it.

When I see Dukes walking around smiling
and giving me a big "How do you do?"...

I just know we got trouble.

-We got trouble all right, Boss.
-I knew it.

That Daisy Duke has applied
for the job of deputy sheriff.

A Duke a deputy?

That's like having the enemy
living in your own camp.

Now, while Boss was bending Grady
out of shape...

Daisy was getting into hers.

Of course, there never was too much
wrong with Daisy's shape to begin with.

But Bo and Luke weren't leaving
nothing to chance.

They personally supervised her training.

All right!

And keeping their word,
old Bo and Luke did the household chores.

That's got to be bad meatloaf.

That is duck a la orange.

"107: No spitting
on the Boss Hogg memorial."

Now, that's Daisy studying the law.

And that's the law studying Daisy.

-How did it go?
-Everything's just fine.

Sheriff Grady Byrd.
Calling Sheriff Grady Byrd.

Deputy Enos Strate calling Sheriff Byrd.
Come in, over.

Quiet, Enos.
What are you blabbering at me about?

I'm sorry, Sheriff. But you know them
two bank robbers on your bulletin board?

They're headed your way down State 30.

What, them $10,000 crooks?

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

Oh, I just love this new job.

Sheriff, you want me to back you up?

That's a good idea, Enos. Yeah.

But you stay back far enough...

so there's no question
they're my prisoners.

Yes, sir. Over and out. I'm going.

That's about twenty years apiece
breathing down our necks, girl. Floor it.

Now when it comes to fancy driving,
Cale Yarborough could take a few tips...

from the lady behind that wheel.

Now you got me mad. That tears it.

Then again, old Sheriff Grady Byrd
ain't no slouch neither.

Try to hold it steady.
I'm trying to get this thing reloaded.

Hang on to him.

Okay, just drop your weapons, you come--

Come out with your hands up.

Sheriff Grady Byrd here.

I got you dead to rights.

Enjoy yourself. Miss Harmon.

Well, like it or not,
you gotta give old Grady credit.

He's got ten big ones coming.

I” had ten big ones coming, I'd smile, too.

$10,000.

You do this here laundry?

Yeah, I did the laundry, so what?

I'll tell you so what.
I got ring around the collar...

around the waistband of my boxer shorts.
That's "so what."

I've been sitting in this kitchen all day,
sweeping up these dang floors.

Get somebody else
to do your laundry, Luke.

I'd do it myself if I didn't have
dishpan hands up to my neck.

Cry me a river, we only--

Another thing,
the bathtub ring is disgusting.

And them blond hairs of yours in the drain
don't do one thing...

Oh, that's real cute.

One little dark cloud comes on
your horizon--

How's that, cousin?

Bo and Luke continued to blame
each other for their plight...

but down in their hearts,
they both knew...

that they were equally guilty
for getting Daisy fired.

And they had to make it up to her.

Like when it came time for Daisy
to take her test.

They figured Grady
would throw the book at her.

Now, what is Hazzard County Ordinance
Number 14788-B, as in "Boy"?

And Luke figured to throw it right back.

But Daisy, well,
she'd had he! fill of he! cousins' help.

And she passed her written exam
all by herself.

Grady burned, but he didn't know
the meaning of the ward "surrender."

Just like he don't know the meaning
of same other words...

like "honesty" and "fair play."

He pulled another ace out of his sleeve...

when it come to the test
of disarming a suspect.

I'm not hearing you say uncle, fella?

Daisy, don't hurt him. Now, that's enough.

That is quite enough.

How'd she do?

She did fine.
Am I sure glad I ain't that guy!

She's got a genuine mean streak.

Ready?

Now, old Grady had one last card
up his sleeve...

and that was on the firing range.

Aim.

Fire!

Come on.

Sorry, only two.

You got three.

I swear old Grady was as happy
as a goat eating briar.

Because there was five shots fired,
but there was only one hole in the target.

And it took three to qualify.

Until Luke dug out the other four bullets...

proving that all five shots went through
the same hole.

Well, Sheriff Byrd,
there may just have been one hole...

but that don't necessarily mean
it was only one hit.

One, two, three, four, five.

-Through the same hole.
-Yeah.

Well, old Grady had no choice
but to pin the badge on Daisy...

and swear her in as a deputy sheriff.

Justice had won.

Of course, what Daisy didn't realize...

was winning the battle
don't necessarily mean winning the war.

As far as these two are concerned...

the fight is just getting started.

Don't you dare dirty these clean clothes.

You'd think that the boys' guilt over
getting Daisy fired from the Boars Nest...

would've watered down some,
but it didn't.

As soon as they finished
the household chores...

that Daisy used to do,
they headed for town.

Being a cop can be
a rough occupation sometimes.

Old Bo and Luke didn't want Daisy
taking no unnecessary chances...

in a job that they helped her get.

Patrol Car Two.
This is Sheriff Byrd calling Car Two.

This is Car Two reporting, Sheriff.

Get over to Ten-Twenty Market, Enos,
and see the man...

about a missing manhole cover.

Ten-four. Over and out.

-Calling Car Three.
-Ain't that Daisy?

-Yeah.
-This is Car Three.

We got a 4-15 at the Bears Nest.
Break it up, Officer Daisy.

Ten-four. This is Car Three.

Four-fifteen, that's a fight.
Let's get over there.

Cut it out.

-Now, look, the party's over.
-That's right.

Says who?

Come on.

Get him.

-Hey, Daisy.
-Hey, fellas.

Easy, easy.

That popcorn is really dangerous.

-See you around.
-okay, bye.

That's the way it went all day.

Bo and Luke was helping Daisy out
without her knowing it.

First, there was a fight...

and then, a peeping Tam,
over at the Hazzard Hotel.

And later that afternoon,
a 5-05 and a 5-10.

Numbers that mean speeding
and reckless driving in law language.

Reckless driving and speeding.

Can I have your name and driver's license?

You didn't catch me.
It was those two guys in that orange car.

Bo and Luke had done it again.

Only this time,
they left behind a witness...

who let Daisy know in no uncertain terms
who really caught him.

Luke! Bo!

I know you mean well,
but I'm very capable of doing my job...

as a police officer without any help
from you.

I passed my test,
I got this badge which I'm very proud of...

so I got two words for y'all: Back off!

Well, you know, if my hands weren't full...

I'd take my hat off to that girl.

Mine, too.

You remember them two prisoners
down at the jail, don't you?

Well, they ain't in this here tale
just for window-dressing.

Somebody's coming.

Mr. Baker, Miss Harmon, y'all all right?

-Oh, yeah, we're just fine.
-Good. See y'all.

Well, that didn't work...

but I'm sure we'll find
some way out of here.

Hot dang. My very first ticket
to my very favorite person.

What?

Hello, Boss.

You ought to know that you can't park
in a red zone.

This is gonna cost you $50.

What are you talking about?
You can't give me a ticket.

Besides, I didn't park this car here.

My driver did before he went to lunch.
Out of my way, now.

You wouldn't want to be interfering
with the law, now, would you?

Daisy Duke, I'm warning you.

Or threatening a police officer?
That's gonna run you another $100.

$100?

All right, all right.

Maybe I was just a little bit hasty.

Look here, now. You take this here $10...

and you go buy yourself something
you've always wanted...

and we'll call it square.

Boss, that's bribing a police officer.
That would really up your tab.

Here. Bye, Boss.

All right...

This is what I think of your ticket.

See, you see this?

Daisy Duke gave me a parking ticket.
Imagine that.

Me, getting a parking ticket, in this town.

A town I own, and a town I run.

Well, now, I can't tear up a ticket
once it's written...

-can I?
-Of course you can.

All right, Mr. Do-Good. You pay it yourself.

But I want that girl off the street,
and I mean now.

-But, Boss, she's a deputy.
-She's also a woman.

And me,
I'm proud to be a male chauvinist Hogg.

Get that? Hog, pig.

In any case, Daisy Duke has got to go.

And until she does,
I don't want her patrolling a beat.

Understand?
You give her women's work to do inside.

Typing, filing, making coffee.
She can wash and scrub, can't she?

Let her mop these dirty floors
and make the cots up...

in the cells downstairs. Whatever.
Work her till she quits.

Hey, Daisy. How are you doing, honey?

Enos, I signed on to be a peace officer,
not to be a cleaning lady.

Daisy, the sheriff's department
is sort of like the Army.

-Everybody does KP once in a while.
-Mr. Deputy?

-Yes, sir.
-Can I talk to you for a second?

You bet.

Ain't I got the right to make a phone call?

Yes, sir, one call, that's the law.

I'd like to make it now.

-Right now?
-Right now.

Well, I reckon that would be all right.

-Harry, it's Floyd.
-Yeah, I heard you got caught.

Yeah, you heard right.
I figured you'd hear about it.

You still in?

Yeah, we're still in, but not for long.
We're figuring on busting out of here.

Listen, this is what I want you to do.
I want you to find a plane...

and stand by, ready to pick us up
once we do break out of this joint.

Where am I supposed to land
if I can find one?

Wait a second.

Do you know a place
called Morgan's Airfield?

Morgan's Field, yeah.

Probably be like landing
on a postage stamp...

but I'll try. When?

Sometime tomorrow.
Look, you just stick by the phone.

Soon as we're out, I'll call you.
You stick close by. See you.

I know what she said.
I mean, heck, I respect her for it.

Still, if anything happened to her,
I'd never forgive myself.

I don't know...

I just don't see how she can hurt herself
scrubbing the jailhouse floor, that's all.

People slip, you know.

-What's the matter?
-I don't really know.

I'm really worried about her,
she's been doing that since early today.

-I'd better get a doctor.
-Wait.

Why don't you take a look at her?
Maybe you could help, being female.

-I'll give it a try.
-Thank you.

Where does it hurt?

Right here.

Never figured Daisy to be suckered
by a right cross.

But like Mama used to say:
"Church ain't out until the fat lady sings."

Get those keys, give them to me.

Get the gun over there.

All right, let's go.

Keys are in it.

Let's get out of here. Let's move.

It's them bank robbers escaping.

This here is Deputy Enos Strate.

Our prisoners are escaping
in Deputy Daisy's patrol car.

You reckon Daisy's in that car with them?

If she is, I got nobody to blame but myself.

Don't worry about it.
Junction 71's just up ahead there.

Let's go for it, cousin.

Sure y'all are all right?

-Yes, Enos.
-I'm sorry about that.

This here is Deputy Enos Strate
calling Sheriff Grady Byrd. Come in, over.

Dang it.

Deputy Enos Strate
calling Sheriff Grady Byrd.

Come in.

Ding-dang. The heck with it!

Halt!

Sorry. I got to commandeer your vehicle.

-I'll apologize later, I'll see you later.
-But--

I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.

Enos, I've been running on empty.

Well, Cousin Grady...

so far in your new job, you're batting .500.

You struck out
when you had to hire Daisy Duke...

but you sure hit a full bag of home runs
when you caught them crooks.

That reward money is gonna come
to a hefty sum.

What you gonna do with your third?

My third?

Your third. We're partners, aren't we?

My third?

Yeah, that's a Hazzard tradition.

Me and my sheriff,
we share and share alike.

Alike, yeah, but that means 50-50.

Fifty-fifty before inflation.

Enos is screaming for you
on your police radio.

Seems them bank robbers
you had locked up escaped.

Yeah, well, tell him... Escaped!

Come on, let's go.

What, a third?

Move it! If those crooks get clear away,
you'll get nothing.

Oh, no!

There they are.

Take a look back there.

Who are those guys, the local militia?

I don't know, but I'm not about
to slow down and find out.

Hang on.

-Well, looks like we lost them.
-Looks like it.

I'll tell you something, we better
get rid of this neon sign we're driving.

It's too hot.

We're gonna have to get ourselves
a new set of wheels...

and find a phone somewhere
and get Harry to bring that plane down.

-Then, Mexico, here we come.
-Yes, ma'am.

Talk about having your ups and downs.

One minute Bo and Luke
were catching up...

and the next minute
they were coming down.

Is there something
I can do for you, little lady?

Yeah, you can get out of the car.

Now!

What happened to my prisoners?

Sheriff, I'm sorry,
but I fell for a dang-fool trick...

but don't worry, I'm gonna get them back.

No, you won't. We'll get them.

You've done enough damage already.

Boss is right.

You know what I ought to do? I ought to--

-Fire her.
-Fire you.

Right here, right now,
and right permanent!

You took the words right out of my mouth.
Hand in your badge, right now.

No, I'm not handing in my badge
until I get my prisoners.

Daisy Duke,
don't you give Sheriff Byrd no lip.

You turn in your badge this second.

All right!

Well, good riddance to Daisy Duke.

What're you doing now?

I'm calling the Highway Patrol,
in case them crooks leave the county.

Thank you very much.

Then every peace officer in the state'“ be
after them crooks and our reward money!

No, we gotta catch them ourselves.

Highway Patrol?

-Byrd! Come on.
-Keep smiling.

-We saw them guys in your patrol car.
-We're going with you.

No! I'm the one they got away from.
I've been fired and shamed...

and I'm the one who's going after them.

Wait a minute, those guys are dangerous.

You can't take them on all by yourself!

Just hold it, boys.

Daisy's a deputy sheriff,
duly sworn to uphold the law.

If she's gonna be a real policeman...

she's gotta do what she has to do
and do it alone.

-You go on, sweetheart.
-Thanks, Uncle Jesse.

That girl's got a lot of spunk.

But there's one thing she ain't got,
that's a gun.

Now you boys go look after her,
but don't let her know you're there.

The General ain't in much condition
for following her.

-Well, take the jeep.
-Good thought.

I'll get the bows and arrows.

Uncle Jesse,
they're gonna keep an eye on Daisy...

but who's gonna
keep an eye on them two?

Who do you think, dummy? Follow me.

Who's gonna keep an eye on us?

Now my car is gone.

We'll use my car.

Dollars to hush puppies Daisy Duke took
your car to chase them prisoners.

If she finds them first,
I can kiss my reward money goodbye.

You mean my reward money.

-What do you mean, your reward money?
-Where's my driver?

Every time I want that bonehead,
he ain't here.

-You'll have to drive.
-Why're you making me drive?

I never drove a big car like this.

It's easy.

But don't you get--

You're the first car to come along
in almost an hour, Daisy. I ran out of gas.

Guess we'll have to team up.

-They're my prisoners, Enos.
-Now, hang on, Daisy.

I mean, we're both deputies, remember?

Yeah, well, they escaped from me
and I gotta go.

Wait, now. They escaped from me, too,
once they got outside.

I want them just as bad as you do.

-Hop in.
-Thank you, Daisy.

All set.

All right.

Luke and Bo are burning rubber
to catch up with Daisy and Enos...

and everyone heading
in the wrong direction.

Seems like them crooks
are gonna disappear...

faster than hot biscuits
on a Sunday-morning table.

But even a blind hog can find
an acorn now and then.

Ba and Luke happened
upon this Good Samaritan...

who just learned that sometimes
one good tum gets a stab in the back.

He told the boys
about his car being robbed.

How the police car just passed him
on by going the other way”,

and he couldn't get their attention.

It's Daisy.
She's headed in the wrong direction.

How're we gonna let her know
without letting her know...

it's us who's letting her know?

I got an idea.

Attention, all cars.
This here is the State Highway Patrol.

Them escaped prisoners have abandoned
the stolen sheriff's vehicle...

-and are proceeding south, repeat south...
-Hold on, Enos!

...in a stolen civilian vehicle...

Grady, how did the Highway Patrol
find out about our escaped prisoners?

I've been with you all the time.
I ain't got the foggiest.

Don't fog me with your excuses.

-Right by your side.
-You listen...

if the Highway Patrol catches them crooks
before we do...

and we lose the reward money,
you're gonna have to owe me your third.

What kind of a job is this anyway?

I could end up owing money
I ain't even got yet.

Now, look,
we'll send somebody after you, mister.

Name your poison.

Well, Swamp Road.
Now, that don't see much traffic ever.

If I was a crook, I think I'd take that one.

-Sounds good to me.
-Let's do it.

Looks like we go
the rest of the way on foot.

The plane's gonna be there
in about 15 minutes, too. Let's go.

Yeah, I know.

If they'd come this way,
they'd have left tracks in the mud, right?

It's all right.
You narrowed down our choices.

Only got one road left.

Still no sign of them, Daisy.
I bet they took the other road.

Not if they was driving a late-model sedan,
they didn't.

We got you covered!
Come out with your hands up now!

We got you covered!
Come out with your hands up!

Stay here. I'm gonna have a look.

Enos, I told you. They're my prisoners!

Well, don't get all riled up.

I'd appreciate your staying here, please.

They've flown the coop.

There's only one way
they could have gone...

and that's up to Morgan's Airfield.

It won't do any good
to ask you to stay here, would it?

No, wouldn't do a bit of good.
Come on, Enos.

Now, if all this changing roads
is getting a mite confusing...

well, look at the good side of it:

They're driving it. We're only watching it.

What do you figure?

As slimy as them crooks are...

I'd say they headed for the swamp.
Let's go that away.

Ain't it amazing how you can ask
three people the same question...

and each one will give you
a different answer?

Except, of course, Boss and Grady.

With both roads taken, they just gotta
run into somebody they know.

Which way now?

-We'll go that way.
-All right, we'll go that way.

Watch your step now. This ravine...

Give me your hand,
this ravine can be mighty--

Everybody knows that Enos
is head over heels in love with Daisy.

But ain't be carrying things
just a little bit too far?

Are you all right?

I think I busted my ankle.

If you'd looked where you was going
instead of worrying about me...

Daisy, I can't.

Hold on.

I think you might have a nasty sprain.

You have to go without me Daisy.
Take my gun. Where's my gun?

Take my gun and go after them.

I can't leave you here
in the middle of nowhere.

Take my gun and go after them.

You're a police officer now.
You took an oath.

What's important is getting
those criminals behind bars...

before they hurt innocent people.
Now, take my gun.

Be careful, Daisy.

-Daisy.
-Yeah?

I just want to take another look at you.

'Cause you never know
how this is going to turn out.

Enos, what are you talking about?

I don't wanna get forward
but I just want you to know...

I really care for you.

Ain't nothing gonna happen
to either of us.

Now you just sit tight
and I'll be back for you.

We're wasting time!
We should have took the other road!

I don't know. My sixth sense tells me--

Sixth sense?

Grady, in order to have a sixth sense,
you've gotta have the other five.

And you ain't got no sense at all.

I don't like it.

I don't like it one bit.

You reckon they got Daisy?

Either that or she found them here
and she's tracking them.

Up?

-That's where the airstrip is. Come on.
-Why is it always up?

Hold it!

Just drop the gun, Daisy.

That's a good girl.

Listen, folks. You ain't gonna get away.
My posse has you surrounded.

My, my! Listen to this little girl lie.

Didn't your mom ever tell you
that fibbing was a sin?

We saw you and your partner
coming up the hill...

and we saw him fall and hurt hisself.

That's not counting the rest
of my posse that's moving in.

That may be or may be not...

but just to be on the safe side,
we're taking you along as a hostage.

Keep an eye on her. Be right back.

Deputy!

We've got your partner up here,
and we're gonna take her with us.

If you got any bosom buddies
wandering around here...

you better tell them to back off
if you wanna see her alive again.

-Did you hear that?
-Yeah, it came from over there.

It's beginning to look to me
like we took the wrong road.

We? Well, you picked it, Uncle Jesse.
Not me.

I'm un-picking it! Turn this thing around.

Hey! Luke! Bo!

Boy, am I glad to see y'all!

It's them escaped prisoners!
They took Daisy hostage.

Which way did they go?

I don't know, Bo. I sprung my ankle, wait!

Y'all gotta get me back to the car.

I gotta get on the horn
and warn everybody...

not to shoot or Daisy might get hurt.

Well, this is Morgan's Field.

Here comes Harry, right on time!

A plane!

Might be a plane Sheriff Grady
called to help search for them prisoners.

I kind of doubt he'd risk losing
that reward money to somebody else.

It could be an escape plane, though.

Morgan's Airstrip is right over there.

Enos, get on the horn. Me and Ed"
jump in the Jeep and cut them off.

Thank you, Bo! Thank you, Luke!

Deputy Enos Strate
calling Sheriff Grady Byrd.

Go ahead, Enos.

Them escaped prisoners
took Deputy Daisy hostage.

They done what?

Of all the dang luck!
Where in tarnation's Bo and Luke?

They got a plane picking them up
over at Morgan's Airfield.

Bo and Luke are on the way now
to try to stop them!

I heard you loud and clear, Enos.

Morgan's Airfield, all right.
Let's swing over through Bobcat Pass.

What's the quickest way
to Morgan's Airfield?

-Bobcat Pass.
-Let's get there and don't spare the horse!

Hang on.

Let's not waste time,
get us out of here, Harry.

She's turning around,
heading to the other end.

Yeah, I think they gotta
head into wind to take off.

Can you get me in close enough
to get a shot at him?

I can get you right in that plane
if you want.

Harry, pull up!

Pull it up, Harry!

She's trying to kill us!

Come on, get out now.

-I'll be fine.
-Come here, partner. Get out!

I was pretty scared for you guys!

-You all right, Daisy?
-I'm fine, Uncle Jesse!

Attention! You are my prisoners!

One-third yours, two-thirds mine!

Hang on there, Grady Byrd and Boss.
Daisy made the capture.

What? Go on!

Yeah, Sheriff, you wanna take them away
and book them?

Yeah, Brady, move it!

Grady and Bass weren't about
to let Daisy get credit...

for capturing them prisoners,
not laying down anyway.

No, sir, they stood up
alongside everybody else...

to watch the FBI decorate her for bravery
and hand her a check for $10,000...

which Daisy donated
to the Hazzard Children's Orphanage...

after deducting the repair bill
on the General Lee.

Hope you're gonna stay on
as a police officer, Daisy.

Enos, I wouldn't hear of it!

Daisy's coming back to work
at the Boars Nest.

Without her, folks say it's like listening
to the radio: nothing to look at.

She ain't coming back
without a raise, Boss.

Well, she's gets to keep 10% of her tips.

-Not a point less than 80%.
-I'll go 20.

-Seventy! Sixty!
-Thirty! Forty!

-Fifty! Seventy!
-Sixty! Eighty!

-Ninety!
-A 100%, and not a penny less!

Daisy may have proved without a doubt
that when it comes to action...

she could hold her own with any man.

But when it comes to talking...

she can't get a word in edgewise
with the men of Hazzard County.