The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961–1966) - episodes with scripts
Rob, Buddy and Sally write for the Alan Brady TV show under the thumb of Brady's brother-in-law Mel. Rob and Laura live in new Rochelle next-door to Jerry and Millie.
Season 1
- 1. The Sick Boy and the Sitter
- 2. My Blonde-Haired Brunette
- 3. Sally and the Lab Technician
- 4. Washington vs. the Bunny
- 5. Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced
- 6. Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, MO
- 7. Jealousy!
- 8. To Tell or Not to Tell
- 9. The Unwelcome Houseguest
- 10. The Meershatz Pipe
- 11. Forty-Four Tickets
- 12. Empress Carlotta's Necklace
- 13. Sally Is a Girl
- 14. Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
- 15. Where Did I Come From?
- 16. The Curious Thing About Women
- 17. Punch Thy Neighbor
- 18. Who Owes Who What?
- 19. The Talented Neighborhood
- 20. A Word a Day
- 21. The Boarder Incident
- 22. Father of the Week
- 23. The Twizzle
- 24. One Angry Man
- 25. Where You Been, Fassbinder?
- 26. I Am My Brother's Keeper
- 27. The Sleeping Brother
- 28. The Bad Old Days
- 29. Sol and the Sponsor
- 30. The Return of Happy Spangler
Season 2
- 1. Never Name a Duck
- 2. The Two Faces of Rob
- 3. The Attempted Marriage
- 4. Bank Book 6565696
- 5. Hustling the Hustler
- 6. My Husband Is Not a Drunk
- 7. What's in a Middle Name?
- 8. Like a Sister
- 9. The Night the Roof Fell In
- 10. The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
- 11. A Bird in the Head Hurts
- 12. Gesundheit, Darling
- 13. A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
- 14. Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
- 15. The Cat Burglar
- 16. The Foul Weather Girl
- 17. Will You Two Be My Wife?
- 18. Ray Murdock's X-Ray
- 19. I Was a Teenage Head Writer
- 20. It May Look Like a Walnut
- 21. My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
- 22. Don't Trip Over That Mountain
- 23. Give Me Your Walls
- 24. The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
Season 3
- 4. Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
- 5. All About Eavesdropping
- 6. Too Many Stars
- 7. Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
- 8. Uncle George
- 9. Big Max Calvada
- 10. The Ballad of the Betty Lou
- 11. Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
- 12. The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...
- 13. The Alan Brady Show Presents
- 14. The Third One from the Left
- 15. My Husband Is the Best One
- 16. The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
- 17. The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
- 18. A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
- 19. Happy Birthday and Too Many More
- 20. The Brave and the Backache
- 21. The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth
- 22. My Part-Time Wife
- 23. Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
- 24. How to Spank a Star
- 25. The Plots Thicken
- 26. Scratch My Car and Die
- 27. The Return of Edwin Carp
- 28. October Eve
- 29. Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
- 30. My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
- 31. I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
- 32. Teacher's Petrie
Season 4
- 1. My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
- 2. The Ghost of A. Chantz
- 3. The Lady and the Baby Sitter
- 4. A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
- 5. The Man from 'Emperor'
- 6. Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
- 7. 4½
- 8. The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
- 9. Three Letters from One Wife
- 10. Pink Pills and Purple Parents
- 11. It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
- 12. The Death of the Party
- 13. My Two Showoffs and Me
- 14. Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
- 15. Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
- 16. The Impractical Joke
- 17. Stacey Petrie: Part I
- 18. Stacey Petrie: Part II
- 19. Boy #1, Boy #2
- 20. The Redcoats Are Coming
- 21. The Case of the Pillow
- 22. Young Man with a Shoehorn
- 23. Girls Will Be Boys
- 24. Bupkis
- 25. Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
- 26. Anthony Stone
- 27. Never Bathe on Saturday
- 28. Show of Hands
- 29. Baby Fat
- 30. One Hundred Terrible Hours
- 31. Br-rooom, Br-rooom
- 32. There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Season 5
- 1. Coast to Coast Big Mouth
- 2. A Farewell to Writing
- 3. Uhny Uftz
- 4. The Ugliest Dog in the World
- 6. Draw Me a Pear
- 7. The Great Petrie Fortune
- 8. Odd But True
- 9. Viva Petrie
- 10. Go Tell the Birds and the Bees
- 11. Body and Sol
- 12. See Rob Write, Write Rob Write
- 13. You're Under Arrest
- 14. Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
- 15. Who Stole My Watch
- 16. I Do Not Choose to Run
- 17. The Making of a Councilman
- 18. The Curse of the Petrie People
- 19. The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
- 20. Remember the Alimony
- 21. Dear Sally Rogers
- 22. Buddy Sorrell: Man and Boy
- 23. Bad Reception in Albany
- 24. Talk to the Snail
- 25. A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
- 26. Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
- 27. The Man from My Uncle
- 28. You Ought to Be in Pictures
- 29. Love Thy Other Neighbor
- 30. Long Night's Journey Into Day
- 31. The Gunslinger
- 32. The Last Chapter