The Boss Baby: Back in Business (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Number One Problem - full transcript
Gigi's potty training strategy has a diaperless Boss Baby hanging out in the buff. But a horrified Tim can't handle all the nakey time.
Hold all my calls
The boss baby
Get set
Icollege
Airblaster
Yeah I was sick and tired of spending so much time dressing my dollies
And I think your parents felt the same way about dressing babies
Why not
Stupid has always said
But market research shows only 14% of parents are comfortable firing cannons at their babies
This is used
Sandy Lee Hughes
The frontier about dreams lies at the edge of all Nightmare
What is happening at this
Company
This week in research and development is all about
Syncing
Exist
Forget
About
The time to think
This week
And then we rebuild it
Liza
How are you
Smashings
Mentally
Spiritually
Hammerly
You fail to grasp the spirit of Smash
The Box
Disappointing
What's this
Gypsy baby boots
It's not quite ready
Superfund
Bad it's a baby leans too far
Maybe you can stack boxes idiota
Field operation
Paperwork
Manila file folders
I know how to seize the inside track on becoming the next CEO
Working on the consequence
Bat
Was awesome
Free business tip there is no better way to impress a boss to being proactive
Without Mom and Dad asking me
That never happened
The most frustrating
And I'm going to sell them all
Fight between Simmons gay
No idea what it does but it looks cool
You're punching box through
Who's to say mysteries of science really
Let's see
Lost her anti baby activist the classic puzzle
Baby who will not
He doesn't smile for pictures he doesn't laugh
Raul's a tragic case
He's big sister that's about as helpful as handlebars on oatmeal
Okay Grump Grump
A comedy joke
They don't understand joke
This one has a physical punchline there for a high-yield laughter rated babies 3 to 14 months
What do you call a list
Funny
Finish my joke
Call
Look innocent
A really don't have to do this GG
Summer going to be over before you know it
I can't go home without leaving this family with one final gift of
Potty train baby
Potty training is the worst
Don't you think he's too young I potty trained cat at this age
And he turned out great
Pineapples contain the protein
I don't know it's really true about pineapple
The potty training Ted
Might be nice
Potty train
Much
Everywhere all right
You think you can
I got a family member from the old country
It puts the baby in total control the process
Watch
As I was what
Naked baby potty
Naked help
I said a potty chair over the house no need for help from Grown Up
That way when it's time for baby to go
I just crawled over to the nearest body and achieve
My major milestone
Something bothering you Templeton you are naked
Cooking again to prove it but yes you are
Totally different from regular
You are naked but it's still going to get all over everything
Honestly I've never felt so
I thought you left.
Who doesn't
But I owe you
Mom and Dad film
Accident
I'll be back in diapers in a hot second
I love that you indeed you're finally getting along if your butt wasn't all over
About you Templeton
You better hope that the clean one
I am not looking
Add a naked baby
Wait for GG
Can you just go on the potty right now
Presentation
Earned
Before bedtime tonight
Promise
Naked butt
What the hero in the football wars
All right baby Grump Grump
Let's take a look at you with
Fresh eyes
Brandy Jim Beam
Yes
Would making a lot of noise
Don't feel so grumpy now do you
I just came to me
3 hours and nothing
Thunder.
You're right
It'll happen when it happens
I know you can do this
Come on
The office way and Wrangle up some Lonesome files
I want to help I really really do
Looking at baby butt
All I can think about is how much am I
Naked Marques on
My beauty mark on the cover
You coming to the office with me or not
Yes
I am coming with
When he talked about how inventive you can be when your tanks
Something
You seem extra relax today first haircut
Negative
Baltimore tea
New power tie
She's not wearing any dang dance
Yeah hey good luck on your Beats baby nudity
Boss baby
I need an opinion I'm pushing A disruption Focus sleeping for the food to our technological desk
Clean the Slate become the customer and field the unspoken need
Define that need
Culture shift
Thank you
You understood her I overstayed her
Could it be
My clothes
I've organized the files in three categories
Easy card
And only naked Baby Genius going to figure these out I'm pretty sure pants on Baby Genius
But you promise you're going to party tonight
I promise
Babies not ready
Crocodile
What's problem
Honestly did not even notice
Naked baby Jesus
Nobody would care about
Alien ideas
Let's get to work
I found the optimized cases for each of us because
Accounting department
Sounds like math
You sure this job is for me
Remember a few years back when the company tried keeping money in teddy bears instead of banks
Teddy bear and baby Corp and when you find a crunchy one dollars to Donuts lb cash inside
You're giving me the problem
Call from Human Resources
Where's your baby a magic worker baby pigs brownie 3 years ago and they still won't talk to me
Which other string around the number
The only solution is violence
A baby brother
Listen I'm really sorry about my freak out earlier
Let's move past your Hang-Ups
I brought you an extra comfy chair to help you get even more relaxed and even smarter
Thank you
Set your baby new. Right down here
Sorry about the brownie pack
After analyzing your file from every angle
I think I know what's happening with your missing toys do your worst
Haitian
And keep it on
The crayon baby
Good I'm starving
Just having a sit-down about having a sit-down
Brandy hasn't gone anywhere yet
By this point kids are usually unloading all over the place
Animal
Monson not talk or think about how the zoo animals do their business
I made your favor
Peanut butter and peanut butter
Smeared with baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye
I'm not hungry anymore
Try a different tack
When will you know
She can wear something pants will use the potty when he's ready
Even if he has to be naked for the rest of the summer
I'm a stubborn old lady
Nothing Outlast me
I want that in a protest on the steel mill floor for three straight days
And that was just to get tuna salad sandwiches in the vending machines
I think I know how to get the baby to go
We admire our work
I sold every single problem in this room in a few days
File drawer
Youth
A very big box
This transforms my mood from regular to impress
I can now
Who's that being inspiration
All I can say man
Is when it comes to
Smashing the Box
You miss me
I am no longer impressed
Stupid Hospital
Nonsense
Here at the top
Vybz I Lincoln mean
Secret secret
Naked
I need to talk to Simmons
You know what this mean
Always worried about Industrial
Can we get this idea
Meat flavored formula toys that dissolve for no reason
Baby bronzer stink lacerum
Everyone
How did I do
What's performance
Character with a cowgirl I can tell
And now for the grand finale
Front
This is your last chance
Put something pants
The verge of breaking stubenhaus
Have you know
Just a kid is sick of baby butts on stuff
I'm sorry
But you leave me no choice
Nao for potty training
You move an alarm sounds you move too far
Go ahead and pink baby celebrate and you get something pants back on
You think you have the upper hand from the throne
Get it
Talk to me
Alive
Stupid house love anagram
Words to make other words
Invisible ink
GTA cat
Weird but he's a genius I'm a genius oh I get it
See baby
I think he's really close to going on the potty
I'll lose my Competitive Edge
Sorry
No pants
No dance
Liquid soap
So
It's come to this
Here Comes
Don't worry GT this is definitely going to
Potty chair
Danny petrosky's Uncle Works in a baby research lab that seems reasonable because it's the truth
How to make sure
Gotcha
What did you say to me
Naked
Smart
Baby
What did you eat
Guess you were right what accident you're back in diapers in a hot second
Terrible signs
That secret code was all me
Right Simmons useless
Carry-on bag
Play the invisible ink by where I knew someone would find it
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
Smarted by a kid in denim shorts
Genius
Nice
But you were gone I put my naked butt on your pillow
Play-Doh
The boss baby
Get set
Icollege
Airblaster
Yeah I was sick and tired of spending so much time dressing my dollies
And I think your parents felt the same way about dressing babies
Why not
Stupid has always said
But market research shows only 14% of parents are comfortable firing cannons at their babies
This is used
Sandy Lee Hughes
The frontier about dreams lies at the edge of all Nightmare
What is happening at this
Company
This week in research and development is all about
Syncing
Exist
Forget
About
The time to think
This week
And then we rebuild it
Liza
How are you
Smashings
Mentally
Spiritually
Hammerly
You fail to grasp the spirit of Smash
The Box
Disappointing
What's this
Gypsy baby boots
It's not quite ready
Superfund
Bad it's a baby leans too far
Maybe you can stack boxes idiota
Field operation
Paperwork
Manila file folders
I know how to seize the inside track on becoming the next CEO
Working on the consequence
Bat
Was awesome
Free business tip there is no better way to impress a boss to being proactive
Without Mom and Dad asking me
That never happened
The most frustrating
And I'm going to sell them all
Fight between Simmons gay
No idea what it does but it looks cool
You're punching box through
Who's to say mysteries of science really
Let's see
Lost her anti baby activist the classic puzzle
Baby who will not
He doesn't smile for pictures he doesn't laugh
Raul's a tragic case
He's big sister that's about as helpful as handlebars on oatmeal
Okay Grump Grump
A comedy joke
They don't understand joke
This one has a physical punchline there for a high-yield laughter rated babies 3 to 14 months
What do you call a list
Funny
Finish my joke
Call
Look innocent
A really don't have to do this GG
Summer going to be over before you know it
I can't go home without leaving this family with one final gift of
Potty train baby
Potty training is the worst
Don't you think he's too young I potty trained cat at this age
And he turned out great
Pineapples contain the protein
I don't know it's really true about pineapple
The potty training Ted
Might be nice
Potty train
Much
Everywhere all right
You think you can
I got a family member from the old country
It puts the baby in total control the process
Watch
As I was what
Naked baby potty
Naked help
I said a potty chair over the house no need for help from Grown Up
That way when it's time for baby to go
I just crawled over to the nearest body and achieve
My major milestone
Something bothering you Templeton you are naked
Cooking again to prove it but yes you are
Totally different from regular
You are naked but it's still going to get all over everything
Honestly I've never felt so
I thought you left.
Who doesn't
But I owe you
Mom and Dad film
Accident
I'll be back in diapers in a hot second
I love that you indeed you're finally getting along if your butt wasn't all over
About you Templeton
You better hope that the clean one
I am not looking
Add a naked baby
Wait for GG
Can you just go on the potty right now
Presentation
Earned
Before bedtime tonight
Promise
Naked butt
What the hero in the football wars
All right baby Grump Grump
Let's take a look at you with
Fresh eyes
Brandy Jim Beam
Yes
Would making a lot of noise
Don't feel so grumpy now do you
I just came to me
3 hours and nothing
Thunder.
You're right
It'll happen when it happens
I know you can do this
Come on
The office way and Wrangle up some Lonesome files
I want to help I really really do
Looking at baby butt
All I can think about is how much am I
Naked Marques on
My beauty mark on the cover
You coming to the office with me or not
Yes
I am coming with
When he talked about how inventive you can be when your tanks
Something
You seem extra relax today first haircut
Negative
Baltimore tea
New power tie
She's not wearing any dang dance
Yeah hey good luck on your Beats baby nudity
Boss baby
I need an opinion I'm pushing A disruption Focus sleeping for the food to our technological desk
Clean the Slate become the customer and field the unspoken need
Define that need
Culture shift
Thank you
You understood her I overstayed her
Could it be
My clothes
I've organized the files in three categories
Easy card
And only naked Baby Genius going to figure these out I'm pretty sure pants on Baby Genius
But you promise you're going to party tonight
I promise
Babies not ready
Crocodile
What's problem
Honestly did not even notice
Naked baby Jesus
Nobody would care about
Alien ideas
Let's get to work
I found the optimized cases for each of us because
Accounting department
Sounds like math
You sure this job is for me
Remember a few years back when the company tried keeping money in teddy bears instead of banks
Teddy bear and baby Corp and when you find a crunchy one dollars to Donuts lb cash inside
You're giving me the problem
Call from Human Resources
Where's your baby a magic worker baby pigs brownie 3 years ago and they still won't talk to me
Which other string around the number
The only solution is violence
A baby brother
Listen I'm really sorry about my freak out earlier
Let's move past your Hang-Ups
I brought you an extra comfy chair to help you get even more relaxed and even smarter
Thank you
Set your baby new. Right down here
Sorry about the brownie pack
After analyzing your file from every angle
I think I know what's happening with your missing toys do your worst
Haitian
And keep it on
The crayon baby
Good I'm starving
Just having a sit-down about having a sit-down
Brandy hasn't gone anywhere yet
By this point kids are usually unloading all over the place
Animal
Monson not talk or think about how the zoo animals do their business
I made your favor
Peanut butter and peanut butter
Smeared with baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye baby Bye
I'm not hungry anymore
Try a different tack
When will you know
She can wear something pants will use the potty when he's ready
Even if he has to be naked for the rest of the summer
I'm a stubborn old lady
Nothing Outlast me
I want that in a protest on the steel mill floor for three straight days
And that was just to get tuna salad sandwiches in the vending machines
I think I know how to get the baby to go
We admire our work
I sold every single problem in this room in a few days
File drawer
Youth
A very big box
This transforms my mood from regular to impress
I can now
Who's that being inspiration
All I can say man
Is when it comes to
Smashing the Box
You miss me
I am no longer impressed
Stupid Hospital
Nonsense
Here at the top
Vybz I Lincoln mean
Secret secret
Naked
I need to talk to Simmons
You know what this mean
Always worried about Industrial
Can we get this idea
Meat flavored formula toys that dissolve for no reason
Baby bronzer stink lacerum
Everyone
How did I do
What's performance
Character with a cowgirl I can tell
And now for the grand finale
Front
This is your last chance
Put something pants
The verge of breaking stubenhaus
Have you know
Just a kid is sick of baby butts on stuff
I'm sorry
But you leave me no choice
Nao for potty training
You move an alarm sounds you move too far
Go ahead and pink baby celebrate and you get something pants back on
You think you have the upper hand from the throne
Get it
Talk to me
Alive
Stupid house love anagram
Words to make other words
Invisible ink
GTA cat
Weird but he's a genius I'm a genius oh I get it
See baby
I think he's really close to going on the potty
I'll lose my Competitive Edge
Sorry
No pants
No dance
Liquid soap
So
It's come to this
Here Comes
Don't worry GT this is definitely going to
Potty chair
Danny petrosky's Uncle Works in a baby research lab that seems reasonable because it's the truth
How to make sure
Gotcha
What did you say to me
Naked
Smart
Baby
What did you eat
Guess you were right what accident you're back in diapers in a hot second
Terrible signs
That secret code was all me
Right Simmons useless
Carry-on bag
Play the invisible ink by where I knew someone would find it
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
Smarted by a kid in denim shorts
Genius
Nice
But you were gone I put my naked butt on your pillow
Play-Doh