The Best Man: The Final Chapters (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - The Wedding - full transcript

[upbeat music]

Sh... Shelby, wow.

How was your flight?

I mean...

Bitch, how did you find us?

I'm resourceful.

I told her not to come.

You know you're doing the most,
even for you.

And I am here for it.

Good. Get your popcorn ready.

Ooh.



[indistinct].

Oh, Harp, you got to get
her the fuck up out of here.

- Oh, Q, she's a handful.
I've been trying.

- Yeah, who are you telling?
- Here she comes.

Here she comes. Here she comes.

Quentin, why are there no rooms

available in this entire resort?

Mr. Quentin,
I told her we are booked solid,

but I'd be happy to find
her accommodations elsewhere.

Yeah, on another island.

Q, don't be like that.

She's come all this way.

Ah, thank you. Wow.

Xiomara Amani,
so nice to meet you.



No, the pleasure's
all mine, Shelly.

- It's Shelby.
- Oh, right.

Honey, I'm gonna go up to bed,

but you stay and get
reacquainted with everyone,

and when you're ready
you come see me.

Mm-hmm.

And when you come in, come in.

Okay.

Bye. Bye, Shel.

Oh, yeah, bitch.

It is on.

Okay, so, Shelby,
I wanted to talk to you...

Oh, yes, we do need to talk,

because there'll be no blessing
on that little movie of yours

without my lawyers doing
an ironclad contract.

Well, I could easily
write your character out.

[chuckles]

You want it to be good,
don't you?

Look, you know what?

I've got half a mind
to have your ass

arrested for trespassing.

Ooh, does the other half
involve choking?

Stay the fuck away from me.

- Oh, Quentin, she's a peacock.
You're a peacock.

Someone's got
to play the background.

There is no Q in Xio.

Yeah, well, there's been
a lot of Q up in Xio.

You can't possibly
have enough to satisfy

her high-maintenance ass.

Yeah,
I had enough to satisfy you.

Oh, well, my memory escapes me.

I don't remember
being satisfied.

Then why the fuck
you down here now?

Oh, you're so full of yourself!

- You are fiending right now.
- I don't want you!

- You want to be...
- I hate you.

I don't even like you.
- Why are you here?

- Fuck you.
- I don't...

- You came here...
- Fuck you!

♪ No gyal cyaan tell me
'bout my mother ♪

♪ 16 shot,
we go longer than a ladder ♪

♪ Dem nuh fi talk
'bout di real Don Dada ♪

♪ Put body in a pot,
dem ah bun like grabba ♪

♪ No bwoy cyaan diss me
or my mother ♪

♪ Round here ain't safe,
everybody need armor ♪

♪ 16 shot,
we go shotta any bluddah ♪

You're the fucking devil.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

[Jimmy Cliff's
"Many Rivers to Cross"]

This is so perfect.

It's paradise.

♪ ♪

There's no place I'd rather be
than with you right now.

I love you, Lance Sullivan.

And I love you.

♪ ♪

♪ Many rivers to cross ♪

♪ But I can't seem to find ♪

♪ My way over ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Wandering, I am lost ♪

♪ As I travel along ♪

♪ The White Cliffs of Dover ♪

♪ Many rivers to cross ♪

♪ And it's only my will ♪

♪ That keeps me alive ♪

♪ I've been licked,
washed up for years ♪

♪ And I merely survived ♪

♪ Because of my pride ♪

Are you out of your mind?

I just think it's best

we don't pursue this right now.

- No, no, no, no, no.
Right now is the perfect time.

Look, deals like this
don't come along every day.

Well, neither
do good friendships,

and I want to preserve
the ones that I have now.

May I remind you
why I take home 10%?

To generate business,
to find you opportunities

to use your talents for good,

and when I say "good,"
I mean "money."

I know. You always say this.

Check your phone.

I just texted the number
they're offering you.

Oh, shit.

Really?

Really.

I'll be back to you in 24 hours.

Enjoy, but think.

And when I say "think,"
I mean "accept."

Oh, man.

- Okay, I'm gonna go.
I'll see you later.

I'm gonna go shopping
with Savannah.

Savannah. She's the chef?

Mm-hmm.

- Baby, we're on vacation.
Why you working?

Oh, I'm not working.

I just want to see some sights
and be with the people.

Okay, have fun.

You look cute.
- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Candace.

♪ ♪

Hi.

Morning.

Candace,
I'm really, really sorry.

- You should be.
- Look, you were right.

I've been obsessed.

It's not fair to you or to us,

especially when our us time
is so limited.

And you have a great wife.

Yes, and I understand.

I think my wanting
to be best man was just...

♪ ♪

I miss the fellas.

That's really what
I think it is.

I just... we barely get
to see each other anymore,

and what used to be
just easy is now... it's effort.

Okay, okay.

So then,
make the effort, you know?

Take the time and hang out
with your guys.

Just... I just want you to do
the same thing with me.

Yes.

That is a deal.

And no more best man for me.

Quentin made his decision.
I'm good.

I'm totally good.

You are more than good, babe.

So let's make
the rest of the day

about you and me, okay?

Let's enjoy this trip
for what it was meant

to be in the first place.

That sounds perfect.

- Can I kiss that face?
Gosh, I love that face.

- Hey, good morning, y'all.
- Hey.

- Hey, Harp.
- Sorry for the interruption.

So look, this whole Shelby
thing has Q way on edge,

so I got to keep an eye on her.

Good luck with that, right?

So look, do you think you
could secure the talent

for the bachelor party?

You bet, Harp. I'm your guy.

- For real?
- Yeah.

You are that dude.

Yes.

I just need one...
- Nigga, are you serious?

Babe, one call,
and I'm all yours, okay.

Was it Bucks for Booties?
Bucks for Booties?

Is that the... Bucks for Booties

I think was the one
that I remember.

[upbeat music]

The ocean is so beautiful.

Look at that.

I knew you would say that.

♪ ♪

So colorful.

Is it ripe?

Yes.

[chuckles]

Oh, sugar cane.

Hello.

It's delicious.

Try this one.

Can I grab this, yeah?

This one.

♪ ♪

Mmm.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

Wait, no phone?

Well, Hurricane Shelby
blew in last night.

I have no idea
where my phone is buried.

Okay.

Well, non-work vacation mode
looks good on you.

- Well, thank you.
- What's on tap for today?

You tell me.

Sadly, I'm booked up,
but I hope to see you later.

♪ ♪

Okay, that was fucked up.

See, this is why
I don't mess with dudes.

This is why
I don't fuck with them.

Oh, Jordan,
now you're talking to yourself.

Oh, this is just...
You know what?

Mm-mm.

♪ ♪

Seriously,
and did I... did I trip

when she got
married before twice?

No.

Did I crash her nuptials?

No.

The bitch got issues, man.

Well, she ain't done with you.

Yeah, well,
I am done with her ass.

♪ ♪

What?

Because I smashed it last night?

Wait, you had sex last night?

- Well, I ain't married yet.
Shit.

I guess.

Hello?

Oh, hi, is this um...

Sugar Cakes?

Yes.
I'd like to hire some dancers.

Wait, first Shelby shows up,

and then you've got Murch
planning my bachelor party?

I'm okay... oh, oh.

What kind of best man are you?

Uh-huh.

Hold on. Did you fuck Xiomara?

Q, so you and Shelby,
y'all been doing

this situationship
for about 15 years.

Yeah.

When does it end?

- Today.
- Today?

Today. I'm about
to marry me an icon, man.

Shit's over.

It's over.

500 American dollars?

Per dancer?

That's outrageous.

Hello? Hello?

Bitch hung up on me?

I know I should have called
Bucks for Booties first.

So I gave sexy chocolate
an opening,

and he completely shut me down.

Men are so weird.

It sounds like
he was ready yesterday,

and you completely
shut him down.

And this outfit, girl, bye.

That probably did the rest.

I have nothing to prove,
but you,

you are playing
a very dangerous game.

Look who's talking.

What do you mean,
look who's talking?

I'm not playing
any games, Shelby.

- Okay.
I'm talking about Harper.

Harper? Harper, really?

Why would you bring up the past?

This isn't a reality show
for ratings.

And please don't project
your bullshit onto me.

Okay. I got this, okay?

Trust me.
- Ladies, how's it going?

Hi.

I'm feeling energized.

Ready to take on a brand-new day

and everything else
that steps in my way.

Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go check out the spa menu.

Shelby, be nice.

So, Shelly, how was last night?

Oh, I had a ball.

I mean, I just took full
advantage of everything

that Spivey Grand has to offer.

Oh, that's good to hear.

That's an interesting choice
of words that you had a ball.

Don't you mean two balls
in your mouth?

Excuse me?

You fucked my man last night,
and I was just curious,

did you ride him cowgirl style,

or easy into it,
take it from the back?

I don't know
what you're implying.

Oh, don't be coy with me.

Please, do spill all the tea.

I'm dying to know.

How does my pussy taste?

[scoffs]

I have an Ayurvedic detox.

Ta-ta.

[indistinct]

[laughs]

I mean, they were
so welcoming and inspiring.

It was so full of positivity.

It was amazing.
- That great, babe.

Did you put something
in this drink?

Yeah, some Mama Juana root
I picked up.

- Wait, Mama Juana?
- Yeah.

It's gonna come in handy
later when mama wanna.

Oh.

Harp, Harp, let me holla
at you real quick, man.

Listen, let me just say
right now I'm really sorry

for about what happened
the other night.

Oh, no,
don't worry about that, man.

Don't worry about that.
Check this out, man.

I had this honey in my room
this morning, right?

And... damn, this shit's
embarrassing for me, dawg.

- What?
- Um, I couldn't perform.

- Oh, all right.
That happens to the best of us.

To who?

That's never happened
to you before?

- Oh, fuck no.
It happened to you?

[scoffs] OK.

Look, anyway,
I heard you and wifey

just chopping it up right now
about some stuff that could,

you know,
could help a brother out.

You mean...

Yeah.

Got it.

As long as we've been together,

Qu'iomara has always searched
for the deepest connections

two people can have.

[percussive music]

And today we would like to share

that experience with you.

Oh, my God.

Are they gonna have sex
in front of us?

Ayahuasca.

It's a plant-based medicine
that takes you

on a life-shifting journey
if you allow it.

And today, our shaman,
Bobohezan,

is here to help
facilitate that process.

[chanting]

Bobohezan? His name is Will.

[chanting]

[coughing]

[chanting]

Hi, Will.

Trust me.

When I first tried it,
I was nervous and skeptical,

but when I say it's the shit...

We got it; we got it. I'm in.

♪ ♪

I'm in too.

I'll grab the seat
next to Shelly.

Right, babe? You in?

I'm down. I'm down.

Candace?

Uh, I don't know.

This stuff is kind of out there.

In.

Hell, I need to get lifted.
Come on, baby.

Okay.

♪ ♪

Let us begin.

[chanting]

Yeah, yeah, fill her up.

I got this.

♪ ♪

[imitating chant]

You lied to me, Willie Bobo.

Bobohezan
is my name in ceremony.

I promise you, the plant
will reveal all your truths.

You may drink.

Should we update our will or...

Harper.

Ugh.

♪ ♪

[gagging]

♪ ♪

[coughs]

♪ ♪

[coughs]

I'm okay.

Mm-mm, mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

[percussive music]

[mumbles]

It's too much.

It's... [cash register dings]

This'll never do.

Oh, God, oh.

Oh, so you're
just gonna poison a bitch.

Such a cop out, you little...

Ooh!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, oh.

Oh, shit, shit.

Oh, no, no, no. [groans]

♪ ♪

Bobo, where you at?

Listening.

Look into my eyes.

You knew you were gonna
see me today, didn't you?

I've been seeing
since you arrived, Jordan.

Oh.

I fucking love

the way that you say my name.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

Candace?

Can you move?

I can feel things,
but I can't move anything.

If you find me,
you find yourself.

Reveal me
to those who cannot see.

Wisdom is everywhere.

Even our plants
are wisdom keepers.

Plants are healers.

Teachers are healers.

[vocalizing]

We ignore healers.

They are sleeping.

Will you wake them?

Me?

And I make these lists,
I make these plans,

and I'm trying
to climb this ladder.

And I... who cares, right?

Who cares?

[typewriter keys clacking]

Yes.

Yes, I will awaken them.

I will. I will awaken them.

[laughing]

Babe, are you having
an orgasm without me?

Babe?
- I think so.

I want to laugh.

I want to have an orgasm.

If I had six months to live,
do you know what I would do?

I would live. I would live!

I would be free,
and I would spend time

with the people that I love

and the people
that matter to me,

and my priorities,
they would be so clear.

♪ ♪

[light funky music]

♪ ♪

Nothing.

♪ ♪

Hey.

Ah, Mr. Lance, how are you?

Good. Uh... good.

Have you forgone
the group activities?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, all the plant medicines
and all that,

that's... yeah,
that's not really my thing.

I see.

Is everything else all right?

Yeah, yeah, everything's good.

Everything's good.

Why do you ask?

Well, you seem
quite preoccupied.

Oh.

Yeah, I'm just, I don't know,
I guess I'm a little...

A little off I guess.

What will you do to get back on,

Mr. American Football?

I am not sure.

Why?
Do you have any suggestions?

Well, I'm about to go for a run.

You're welcome to join
if you can keep up.

- Of course, I can keep up.
I'm a world-class... wait.

Hold...

[gentle piano music]

[exhales]

Well, that was
an unexpected cleanse.

Good.

Maybe it cleared away
some of those demons

that you've been holding on to.

Okay, what's going on here,
Quentin?

Snap out of it.

This isn't you.

This is me.

This is just an evolved me.

Xio has shown me the good
and the bad sides of her.

She knows me, and I know her.

- She knows you?
- Yeah.

She hasn't even met you.

I know you.

You're crass,
insightful, sarcastic,

not this Deepak Chopra.

See, you don't know shit.

But you never asked me
about who I am.

- And you did?
- For what?

I mean, you were always hiding
behind your fashion

or this attitude.

You never showed me
anything more.

Spare me the revisionist
history, Quentin, okay?

The only thing you ever
wanted out of this is sex.

Because that's all
you ever offered.

The rest you kept hidden
behind some wall

that you think
keeps everybody out.

Well, I have to protect myself.

From what?

There's more to it.

Okay, so now you're
a guru and a mind reader.

- No, I just see you.
That's all.

♪ ♪

Whatever.

Lay off the ayahuasca.

Oh, and your wedding gift
will be in the mail.

Target, really?

She's the global spokesperson.

♪ ♪

Time is supposed to heal,
but I don't see it.

Damn sure don't feel it.

Not even He's giving
me answers right now.

He doesn't always
tell us what we want.

But He gives us what we need.

Amen.

We're all His children.

You're a parent.
You should know.

I'm not much
of a parent without her.

We made a great team.

I'm incomplete without her.

Doesn't sound
like you're getting

much completion
from these interactions

you've been having.

Yeah.

I'm not proud of it.

Maybe you should focus
on what would make you proud

and her.

I'd better go.

Thanks for listening.

My pleasure.

Shall we?

Lead the way.

So who are you?

Tech man, photographer, shaman?

I mean, did you plant
any tracking chips in my brain?

I told you
I dabbled in a few things.

I just hope you got something
from your experience.

I actually did.

I realize that I can't spend
the next season of my life

the way I did this season

and that work
is gonna always be there,

and I need to focus on myself.

And what might that entail?

A commitment to self-care,
meditation,

or maybe just saying fuck it

and taking a sexy chocolate
ayahuasca shaman home tonight.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

You know, Jordan,
dropping into your energy field

has been illuminating.

And I would love
to share your physical space

with you as well.

Oh.

But honestly, I might
be too intense for you.

- Are you challenging me?
- No, no, no.

Are you sure
you're not challenging me?

Because, first...

[whispering indistinctly]

Oh.

Mm.

- And then...
- Ah-ah.

No more, no more.

We're actually
really good right there.

Okay.

You could... yeah, I just...

Well, I'm in New York
for business occasionally,

so I would love
to reconnect on the mainland.

I would like that.

♪ ♪

I'll admit,
I thought the ceremony

was gonna be
a chill out fun time,

but it clarified things.

Like what?

Well, like trying
to write the speech, you know.

Winning that award,

it felt like
I was being called out.

Like, what did
I do to earn that?

Babe, what are
you talking about?

I've never felt qualified
to contribute.

Listen, you're a big,
fancy lawyer,

and it felt easier to hide
behind that, you know?

All those parents think
you're amazing.

♪ ♪

I think you're amazing.

Yeah.

I think I'm amazing too.

[laughs]

You know what?

I think we need
some more us time.

Yeah, I tried to order us
a couples' massage,

but they put us
on a waiting list.

[knock at door]

- Is that...
- Maybe we got lucky.

Yes.

Hello?

Hey, hey, sorry to interrupt.

Hey.

You can't just barge into our...

- Julian, I'm not here for you.
I need Candace.

Me? For what?

Listen, I know what it's like

to be a tired,
overworked, exhausted mom.

Wait, don't you have
like three nannies?

It takes a village.

Anyway, the point is,
I've been there,

and you haven't had
any time to relax.

Well...

So you know what I did for you?

- What?
- I bought out the entire spa.

Really?

We are talking massages,
salt baths, body scrubs,

mani-pedi, tranquil music...

Excuse me, Shelby?

Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

What?

Candace and I are gonna
spend a nice, quiet evening.

Ah, shh.

So what would I have to do?

Well,
Xiomara stepped up her game.

I need to step up mine.

Ta-da!

Wow. Like when?

How did y'all do this?

Wellington and I
wanted to surprise you.

So my dad put you up to this?

No, I wanted to.

This is important to me.

You're important to me.

I love you, Quentin Spivey.

The natural response is,
I love you too, Xiomara Amani.

You've got to train
these future husbands.

Oh, no, no, I love you
so much, Xiomara Amani.

I'm just a little...

It's such an amazing gesture.

It took me by surprise.

Thank you.

Have fun at the
bachelor party, okay?

I guess this was unexpected?

Wellington Spivey, the closer.

Getting what he wants,
like always.

Look, Q, as your best man,
I'm telling you right now,

you do not have to do anything
you don't want to do.

What, like getting married?

I'm marrying her, man.

I done tatted my finger.

Now, is that the finger
that you wanted to get tatted?

- No, no, shit.
It was a fucked up night.

You were there.
- I know, but, look...

No, no, you look!

I know what
you're trying to do, man.

I'm not... I'm getting married.

I don't need you
to do some eleventh hour

talking me out of some shit
that I want to do.

Whatever you decide,
I'm just saying,

I'm here to support you.

Then support me, nigga.

If you're here to support me,
I'm getting married, man.

[Stoppa, Chase Aaron,
and Mega's "Gang"]

Where are you?

You were supposed
to be here an hour ago.

Hold up.
They're coming, I swear.

And it's going to be just like
old times, only better, right?

- Right.
- Better.

- Better.
- Singles.

We need lots of singles.
- What?

We need singles to make it rain.

Singles? Got it.

Just like old times.
I've got it.

I'm on it. Singles.

♪ Big dog and I'm
going for the neck, ay ♪

♪ And these hoes do anything
for the check ♪

♪ Ay, ay, do it for the clout ♪

I'm gonna...

♪ I don't do the clubs,
it's a party at the house ♪

Aww, Faith, that's so sweet,
baby.

Daddy misses you too.

Daddy misses all you guys.

No, I'm gonna be home soon.

And when I do,
I might bring a gift,

but you guys better be good.

Okay, good night.

Love you.

Can I get Jack and Coke?

Kids?

- Yeah.
- Everything good?

Oh, man,
everything is great, Harp.

I'm telling you,
man, you were right.

Coming down here, man,
was exactly what I needed.

Things are looking up.
- Where the strippers at?

- Up?
- [laughs]

Well, you know,
there's something a little

stirring down
there a little bit.

He's coming back.
He's coming back.

But, no, dawg, this is...
I don't know, man.

I'm just... I'm feeling something

that I have not felt
in a long time, dawg.

So I want to say
thank you to you.

I really think that I am
ready to turn the page.

Ah, that makes me so happy.

Man, at least
I'm doing something right.

Man, just... I want
to be a good friend,

but sometimes you have
to have tough conversations,

and shit gets awkward.

Look, being an adult
is some shit, dawg.

I've been trying so hard
to make sure

y'all have been cool
with this book to movie thing

that I haven't even taken
the time to ask myself

if I really want to do it.

Do you?

♪ ♪

I mean, I know
I don't want to be broke again.

♪ ♪

But I don't want to sell out.

Ah, what am I supposed to do?

You have
to balance the scales, dawg.

Keep your integrity
and get that paper.

[upbeat music]

Gentlemen.

♪ ♪

I present San Pierre's finest.

Welcome to paradise.

- Rass-clot!
- Sorry.

- The fuck, man!
Ya mad or ya just stupid?

No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Could you... so sorry.

I'll bring you
some ice right now.

Harp.

♪ Everybody, nobody can take
unless we give it to 'em ♪

Nice.

♪ We gon' tell 'em
that we all right ♪

Gentlemen and Quentin,
please get ready

to have your minds blown.

Candace, what are you doing?

She is prepared
to blow you away.

- Oh, shit.
- God damn.

♪ I wanna freek you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I wanna freek you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I wanna freek you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I wanna freek you ♪

Yo, Harp, you suck
at being the best man.

♪ I wake up feelin' so horny ♪

♪ I can't get you
outta my mind ♪

♪ 'Cause sexin' you
be all I see ♪

♪ I would give anything ♪

♪ Just to make
you understand me ♪

♪ I don't give a damn
about nothing else ♪

♪ Freek'n you is all I need ♪

She is flexible.

♪ I need your body ♪

♪ Tonight, you got my time ♪

Damn, Shelby.

♪ ♪

- I taught her that.
- Yeah.

- Did you see that?
- Yeah.

♪ Yeah, ooh wee ♪

♪ Tonight, you got my mind ♪

♪ You got my mind,
all I wanna do is freek you ♪

I know you want me.

Say you want me.

Stop it.

- Say you want me.
- Stop it.

Oh, I'm not gonna stop.

♪ ♪

Stop, stop.

Come on, baby, don't fight it.

Don't fight me.
- Stop it.

Stop it.
- Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Tell me you want me.

Tell me you want me.

Say it.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Wow.

Murch?

You motherfucker.

That shit was incredible, man.

You are a goddamn genius.

I fucking love you.

Baby, that's what I do.

For you.

I'm that dude.

You did that shit, man.

Baby?

[phone chimes]

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

Inhale like the tide.

Exhale like the tide.

Come on, Robyn. In.

You are safe here. Out.

You are welcomed here.

I am one with Mother Earth.

Come home.

Listen to your spirit.

You are home.

♪ ♪

Hey, Shelby.

Harper, what are you doing here?

I booked a flight for you
first thing in the morning.

Well, I hope it's refundable,
because I'm not going anywhere.

Shelby,
this is uncomfortable now.

Oh, God, Harper.

So what? You saw my ass cheeks.

You're welcome.

This isn't
about your ass cheeks.

- Well, what is this about?
What are you doing here?

Where's Quentin?

You're embarrassing yourself.

- Oh, I'm embarrassing myself?
- Yes.

No, you're...

Why are you even here?
- I was invited.

- Where is Quentin?
You were invited by who?

- If I told you...
- Why are you even...

Oh, here we go.
- Harper, you can go.

All right, I just... you guys
don't need a mediator...

Boy, bye.

What?

Hi, Shelby.

Oh, now you know my name.

Yeah, I've always known.

I mean, truthfully,
you were always one

of my favorite Real Housewives.

Okay, thank you.

So I was hoping that you
could take a little advice,

you know,
from icon to reality star.

And what would that be?

Stop.

Stop fighting,
because no one else is.

What started out as a show
of strength and passion

is just turning
into something else.

He chose me.

And, yeah,
you can fuck him on occasion

for some kind of power play,

but is that
what you really want?

I mean,
is that even sustainable?

Is that the kind
of example that you want

to set for your daughter?

Keep my daughter
out of your mouth.

Keep my man out of yours.

Look, defeat is not easy.

I know.

Just be real with yourself, sis.

Okay, that's all.
I'll leave you alone now.

Your flight info
is in your phone.

In my phone? How...

I'm Xiomara.

Bye, Shelby.

Hey, icon.

If you hurt him,

there isn't enough security,
disguises,

or made up names
to keep you from my wrath.

Know that.

♪ ♪

Are you having fun, Mommy?

Oh, I am. I am.

It's really beautiful here.

How's Uncle Quentin?

He's happy.

He deserves that.

You deserve
to be happy too, Mommy.

Oh, I am.

I am happy, honey.

Then why are you crying?

Because I miss you.

I miss you.

Morning.

Good morning, Mister...

Good morning, Lance.

So listen, if you don't mind,

I would love
to get a run in with you.

You know, just get back
into doing my thing, you know?

I see.

I, uh... I...

I'm engaged, Lance.

Oh.

Wow.

I just thought you should know.

Yeah, no.

That's really, um...

Whew.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

You know what?

I'd still like to get
a run in with you though.

- Okay.
- All right, let's do it.

All right. What you got?

Oh, that's all you got?
That's all you got?

- Oh, you want to test it?
Well, come on now.

♪ ♪

It's going to be
a beautiful day, son.

Yeah, I think
you're right, Pops.

Think?

Son, you hit the jackpot.

You're just feeling
wedding day jitters.

I've been there.

Your mother was
a resplendent bride.

♪ ♪

I bet.

Big Q?

Hey, baby.

Mr. Spivey.

So how you feeling?

- Uneasy, you know.
- Why, what's going on?

That crazy bitch is bound
to pop up out of the bushes,

or out of the wedding cake,
or the gazebo, or something.

- Don't call her a bitch.
That's still my friend.

If the shoe fits.

Well, she's gone, so you
have nothing to worry about.

- What do you mean gone?
- She left.

Back to New York.

She's out of your life
just like you wanted, right?

See there?

One less thing for you
to be concerned about.

I don't believe that.

She's relentless, man.
- No, she left.

She left before the sun came up.

You mean, she's gone gone?

Mm-hmm.

♪ ♪

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm great.

Shit.

I'll finally get some peace
in my life, man.

Whew.

♪ ♪

Want to go to the airport,
make sure she's gone?

- Yeah.
- Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

Son, you're making
a big mistake.

Story of my life, Pops.

Oh, shit.

[indistinct intercom chatter]

Shelby.

Shelby?

Shelby!

Is that you?

Hey, Shelby.

Oh, now you act like
you don't know me, huh?

Please don't make a scene.

You didn't say that when
you was crashing my wedding.

- Don't worry.
I'm getting on the flight.

Thank you
for the economy-plus ticket.

I'll enjoy that bag of pretzels.

You'll never see me again.

Bullshit.

You're everywhere,
everywhere I turn.

You're on a goddamn billboard,
on the Twitter feed,

on my TV screen.

Everywhere I look.
You're like a damn ninja.

You're gonna just
pop up out of the blue.

You're everywhere.
- Okay, well, not anymore.

Enjoy living
in your wife's shadow.

Dress warm.

I can't stand you.

Why did you come here
in the first place, man?

Why didn't you just let me
live my life in peace?

You bring this wake
of chaos with you,

giving me PTSD.

Well, maybe the monks in Tibet

will shield you from all that.

What am I supposed
to do without you?

I'm so used to you
being everywhere

you're not supposed to be.

You're always there to annoy me,

to unnerve me,

to get up under my skin
and drive me freaking crazy.

The arguing,
the boiling in my blood,

the sounds I make
when I'm inside of you.

Okay, stop.

Jesus Christ.

I can't stand it,
because I'm afraid

that I don't know who I'm gonna
be when you're not there.

It frightens me.

I'm not me without you. I'm not.

I need this
even though I can't stand it.

I can't stand
to live without you.

Okay.

So what does that mean?

- You know what it means.
- No, I don't.

- Yes, you do.
You know what it means.

- What does that mean?
- Fuck you.

Goodbye, Quentin.

It means I love you, okay?

I said it. Shit, I said it.

Are you happy?
- No, I have a flight.

Look, get your ass back here.

Get over here.
I'm talking to you.

Get your ass right back here.

I'm not going
to beg you in front

of all these people, man.

Okay, I'm on one goddamn knee.

Okay, I'm on both my knees.

- Ohh.
- That is so sweet.

Look,
please don't leave me, okay?

Please don't leave me.

Get up, you idiot.

I love you too.

I've always loved you.

Wait, not when you were
with Murch though.

You...
- Oh, God.

Shut up and just kiss me.

- Aww.
[applause]

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

[applause]

Whoo, whoo!

♪ ♪

All right, she got him.

♪ ♪

[indistinct].

Wait, wait, but did you
know that people who take DMTs

tend to have the same,
like, visual experiences

and that it's
a chemical that might

already exist in our brain?

What's DMT?

It's dimethol...

It's the stuff that's
in the ayahuasca plant.

Oh, boy, you're really
into this thing.

Well, no more than you
were into being best man.

Touché, honey.

Touché.

Okay.

Well, good, I like it.

See?

♪ ♪

Well,
I got to say congratulations.

I'm happy for you, for real.

You had me worried
there for a minute.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, that's the problem, man.

You worry too much.

Yeah, that's what I do.

That's why I had to drop you

from being the best man,
you know?

Not because I don't love you,
but, you know,

I love that nigga Murch.

I love him so much.
That's my dude.

- Yes.
Murch definitely is that dude.

So how's your pops
taking all this, Q?

What do you think?

Look at him, spellbound.

She's magical.

That she is.

Magical.

Definitely.

Hello, boys.

Hello.
- Hey.

So what's up
with that Xiomara girl?

Where'd she go?
- Ooh.

That's a story.

[laughter]

♪ Bad habits,
it don't matter what I spend ♪

♪ Gorgeous, gorgeous girls
always get it in the end ♪

♪ Got diamonds on my neck,
got diamonds on my wrist ♪

♪ Looking at me in the mirror
like, girl, you the shit ♪

So is that what
the breakfast bonfire

was about this morning?

You have no idea.

- Wow, that's...
- What?

- That's crazy.
- Wow.

- Hey.
- Oh.

- Oh, the bride.
- The bride.

Look at the couple,
look at the couple.

There she is.

- Finally.
- Right?

Finally.

Hey, y'all, right quick.

I know I've told you all,
but I have an offer

to make my first novel
into a movie,

and it's a pretty, pretty big
and unexpected opportunity.

And I'd like to pursue it,

but not until I get all

of your blessings,
because I'm not me without you,

and you all are worth
way more than a paycheck.

I mean,
it's a really big paycheck.

[laughter]

You have my blessing, brother.

- Mine too.
- Okay.

I'm all in, go.

Me too.

Congratulations, y'all.

I'm in, but under one condition.

Anything.

Before it goes,

I gotta know
who's playing Mia's part.

Mm.

Done.

♪ ♪

Thanks, Lance. Thank you.

Hey. Toast it up then.

Congratulations
to you and to you.

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

- There we go.
- Cheers.

- To the best man.
- In the eyes, in the eyes.

To my best friends.

Are you sure you want
to do this now?

Yes, I don't want
to overwhelm Kennedy.

I just kind of want
to be the best stepdad

I could possibly be, you know?

Or just dad.

Yeah, but I don't want to take

the place of her real father.

♪ ♪

You are her real father.

♪ ♪

Quentin, you were right.

You do see me.

Hi, Uncle Quentin.

Congratulations.

Hey, baby.

I got something
I want to tell you.

♪ ♪

Whoo!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I wouldn't change
this experience for anything.

Well, despite being
fired for best man,

I wouldn't change it either.

I love it here.

We should come back.

Or maybe we should just stay.

[laughs] Yeah, right.

♪ ♪

Are you being serious?

I mean, it's not so crazy.

Mia would love it here,
and you could write here.

There's the connection
to the culture and the people

that I just don't
feel back home.

I feel like me here.

So the beach side shack
with that Savannah lady?

That's you?

I don't know,

but I want to find out together.

♪ ♪

Take a leap of faith.

♪ Sweet life, the sweet life ♪

♪ The sweet life,
the sweet life ♪

Baby.

Baby.

Wait. What are you doing?

♪ ♪

One, two...

Baby, what are you doing?

Three!

Robyn!

♪ ♪

Robyn!
- What just happened?

Robyn!

Robyn!

♪ ♪

Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

Robyn!

♪ ♪

Did you see that?

- Yes.
- Ahh!

She might be on to something.

Go, Robyn!

♪ It's nothing,
I can't believe it ♪

♪ Everything I dreamed,
I done achieved it ♪

♪ And everything I say
I really mean it ♪

♪ I love, love, love ♪

♪ ♪

[laughter]

Robyn!

♪ ♪

♪ I'm living the sweet life ♪

♪ The sweet life,
the sweet life ♪

♪ The sweet life ♪

♪ I'm living the sweet life ♪

♪ The sweet life,
the sweet life ♪

♪ The sweet life ♪

Welcome to your ten-minute
reset meditation.

Close your eyes.

Bring your awareness
to your breath.

With each inhale
allow the noise...

[phone buzzing]

[sighs]

Oh, here it comes.

Hi, Patrick.

Nice to hear from you.

Jordan, I hope I'm not
catching you at a bad time.

Oh, no, nope, not at all.

I'm ready for it.

Well, I hope so.

We're looking to shake
things up at the network,

and you've been at the center
of all the conversation.

So tell me, are you ready
for a vertical move?

[Elaine's "Shine"]

♪ Your aura's so bright
when I'm near you, baby ♪

♪ I don't wanna stop
your shine ♪

♪ 'Cause I love it
when you shine yeah ♪

♪ I just hope they know
you're mine ♪

♪ When they see you shine ♪

♪ Like the Sun in the sky
and the Moon at night ♪

♪ I don't want you to hide it ♪

♪ Go ahead and let the world
see you glow, baby ♪

♪ Glow, babe ♪

♪ I wanna see you glow, baby ♪

♪ Glow, babe, yeah-yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Burn it up
once you ignite it ♪

♪ Don't contain yourself,
just explode ♪

♪ I wanna see you blow, baby,
blow, baby ♪

♪ I wanna see you blow, baby ♪

♪ All eyes locked on you ♪

♪ Are you seein'
what I'm seein', baby? ♪

♪ Ah-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Like diamonds,
flashin' lights ♪

♪ Your aura's so bright ♪

♪ When I'm near you, baby,
yeah-yeah ♪

♪ I don't wanna stop
your shine ♪

[giggling]