The Batman (2004–2008): Season 4, Episode 4 - The Everywhere Man - full transcript

Of course, it's taken me years
to put together this collection.

And just as long to convince you
to give us all a peek, Marlowe.

Well, you know what they say,
"if you've got it, flaunt it!"

I wonder what's gotten into John?

He finally steps out of the lab and away
from his experiments and suddenly it's:

"Hi. John Marlowe, alpha-male."

I, for one, think he's much more adorable
as the shy geek.

How is it the most attractive ladies
always seem to gravitate to you, Bruce?

Oh, no, we were just talking
about these little hot dogs.

Now, Clea, I would think the curator
of the Gotham Museum of Art...

would be much more interested in this.



Ah, yes, Emerick's Exponential Angst.
You outbid the museum for this.

It cost a fortune,
but it was worth every penny.

And just
how many pennies are we talking about?

Who's that?

What's he doing here?

Now, step aside, Marlowe,
or I make your face resemble that painting.

John, please don't be foolish.

Should have listened to the lady, Johnny.

We've got him, Batman.

That's a broom closet.

There's no way... out?

You checked the walls? Floor? Ceiling?

And the blueprints.

There was no way
out of that closet, Robin.



Maybe he was posing
as one of the brooms.

Silent alarm
at the Gotham Museum of Art.

A second art thief or a second chance?

The Batman.

Here for another
glimpse at my disappearing act?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, and then we want
to see you saw a lady in half.

There won't be any
encore performances tonight.

And what makes you so sure?

Because this time it's two against one.
Piece of cake.

Numbers can be deceiving.

And so can I.

- Two of them?
- So it would seem.

Split up.

Oh, Batman.

My broom theory's
sounding better all the time.

I know he took
the paintings off the wall...

but believe me commissioner,
I've triple-checked.

Nothing was stolen.
Nothing's even out of place.

Master Bruce,
have you been at this all night?

So, any luck?

I recovered a hair sample
from the museum's security station...

where our intruder
disabled the cameras.

There was a match.

John Marlowe.

So you're saying...?

No. I've known John for years.
He's a good man.

And has the perfect alibi.

He was saved from the villain
by the Batman himself.

Unless he staged that with someone else
to give him the alibi.

You gotta admit
that two men would explain...

all that strangeness at the museum.

Well, some of it anyway.
But if you don't think he's our guy...

No. I can't rule him out
just because we're friends.

I have to hope
that any further evidence we uncover...

will only prove his innocence.

Let's revisit the crime scenes.
There has to be something we've missed.

Bruce, what brings you by?

In all the excitement the other night...

I never did get a chance
to admire your collection.

Come on. We both know
that's not why you're here.

Who can resist a mystery?

You wanna see the closet for yourself.

Guilty as charged.

Be my guest.

Readings are coming in, Master Bruce.

Interesting.

We're picking up traces of low-spectrum
radioactivity in that closet.

And Master Dick seems to be finding
the same radioactivity at the museum...

on the mysteriously re-appeared
stolen paintings.

Thanks for indulging me, John.

Not a problem.

Closet aside, I do have an ulterior motive
for coming here today.

- I'm worried about you.
- Really?

Something's different, John.

The party, the way you tried
to take on that masked thief.

Even the way you talk.
It isn't you.

What's the matter, Bruce-y?
Scared of a little social competition?

People change.

I apologize if I no longer fit
into some comfortable role...

you've once defined for me.

I didn't mean to upset you.
I'm sorry.

It's fine.

The truth is, I have been
a little all over the place lately.

Oh, my.

Okay, still confused.

Marlowe's company
has been conducting experiments...

in quantum theory for the government.

Which explains why he's radioactive.

But what's the deal
with him not stealing stuff?

There's always an explanation.

The readings point
to two radiation hot spots in the building.

I'll take this one. You track the other.

- And be care...
- Please don't say it.

Fine. Go.

The sign said
authorized personnel only, Batman.

So, what happens now, Marlowe?
You teleport away again?

Is that what I've been doing?
No.

There's a much simpler explanation.
And it's right behind you.

Then your quantum technology
isn't behind this.

That means all you had was an accomplice
in the same costume.

Getting warmer.

Going up?

Ha!

- Enjoying the ride?
- Beats the company.

Penthouse level.

Nefarious plots,
brilliant schemes, doomed heroes.

Have a nice evening.

You've been expected.

Welcome, Batman.
We've been waiting for you.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the Everywhere Man.

Batman's in custody.

But his partner
may already be in the building.

- What's our priority?
- Securing the prisoner.

- We might need more men.
- Then we'll make more.

Okay, so my broom theory was way off.

Time to bust out Batman.

It was the
quantum field research, of course.

It led to the creation of the quantex.

With it, I can charge
my body's quantum particles.

And replicate another me.
My energy duplicates can split at will.

But with the quantex,
I can also recall them at will.

Even from a distance.

Which is how you escaped
from the broom closet.

Sleight of hand, I know.
Yet effective.

Still that's only the tip
of the quantex iceberg.

Please, sit down.

I'll stand.

Your device made quantum copies
of the art at the museum.

Leaving me free to steal
the originals for my collection.

You mean, for John Marlowe's collection.

- The prisoner?
- Secure inside.

They must have Batman in there.

Uh-oh.

Huh?

Hold on, Batman. Almost there.

Hmm?

You're not Batman.

You're not John Marlowe.
You're just another counterfeit.

You're hot with the same
quantum radiation signature...

we found on the copies
at the museum.

And there was nothing in his past
to suggest the real John Marlowe...

would commit these crimes.

Very good, Batman.
I was copy number one.

Sometimes it takes an upgrade
to get things right.

Johnny may be a brilliant scientist,
but he's also a fool.

He kept me around to be his lab partner.

But keep a duplicate around long enough
and you know what you get?

Free will.

Johnny and I
both loved our art collection.

But he wasn't willing to do
what was necessary to add to it.

I was.

Enough with the art collection!

All this power
and we're only stealing paintings?

- Excuse me?
- Who cares about art?

We could use the quantex
to conquer the world.

Like a bad photocopy, each duplicate
is just a little darker than the last.

- Shut up!
- Don't tell him to shut up.

Shut him up!
Look if you can't handle things, I will.

See? Free will.
But I know how to deal with it.

And Johnny didn't?

No. He didn't.

So you got rid of him.

I never get rid of anything.
I'm a collector, Batman.

And you keep
your collection close at hand.

John Marlowe's in this building,
which is all I wanted to know.

Attention, Everywhere Men.

The Batman is loose in our building.

You know the drill. Divide and conquer.

Fill the corridors. Find the bat.

Exterminate it.

When all is said and done,
he is but one man.

But we...

We are an army!

Batman's been spotted by the atrium.

All Everywhere Men to the atrium.

Oh, come now, Batman.

How long
do you really think you can last?

It hardly matters
how many of me you break.

I'll just make more.

And will they all smell as bad as you?

One more enemy will hardly make
a difference against my army.

Yeah? But what if I'm not just one more?

What are you doing with my prototype?

Check out my army.

How's it going, Batman?

Better now that you're here, partners.

Well, if it isn't old Johnny-boy.
I knew I should have eliminated you.

I always was too sentimental.

True.

You even saved the quantex prototype.
That's going to be your downfall.

There's a reason
a prototype's only a prototype.

Sometimes it takes
an upgrade to get things right.

- Whoa, that's not right.
- The unit's overloaded.

Oh, it's worse than that, Johnny.

Your duplicates are unstable.

One solid punch, and poof.

- Ah!
- That's it.

It's dead. We're on our own.

Suits me. Never was
much good at long division.

- Cool.
- You take the high road.

And you take the low road.

We've just run out of reinforcements.

- Let go of me.
- Quiet, Johnny-boy.

Batman may not know it,
but the battle's over.

It's only a matter of time.

Did you hear that?
It's only a matter of time.

Before you're toast.

And before you've outlived
your usefulness.

What's copy number one gonna do
with so many of you?

Where could he hide
a few hundred Marlowes?

And how
could he stand the competition?

When the fighting's done,
he'll recall each and every one of you.

You'll all cease to exist.

What if the Batman's right?

Don't listen to him. Keep fighting.

Hey, think about it.
If we win this, we're toast.

Shut up, you traitor.

If one of us survives, we all do.

Then you won't mind
if I'm the one surviving.

The quantex!

As long as he has it,
none of us are safe.

You're playing right into his hand.

Don't worry. We'll protect you.

But they all look alike.

How will you know who's with you
and who's against you?

Quiet. You want him to recall all of us.

Now that's a plan.

I'll get it.

Get the quantex.
We can't let him use it.

No! Stop!

Don't make me do it.

You haven't won yet, Batman.

Two against one. Piece of cake.

I'll create another army
of Everywhere Men.

With the same result.

Then I'll recall it and start over
as many times as I have to.

Eventually, you'll fall.

Will you please shut up?

I thought I could help people everywhere,
but all I am is...

Nowhere Man.

John, it's great of you to donate
your entire collection to the museum.

It seemed like the right thing to do
after everything I've done.

But John, you didn't do anything.

Perhaps.

But part of me always wanted
to be more like that other Marlowe.

Confident. Cool.

Maybe it's a good thing
that the only place...

I've ever been comfortable
is inside my shell.

Any room in that shell for one more?

Johnny, you've spent
too much time locked away...

with your art collection
and science projects.

Stay out here with...

With you?