The Batman (2004–2008): Season 1, Episode 6 - The Big Chill - full transcript

The Batman is on the trail of Mr. Freeze, a villain who uses his ice technology as a means of stealing the objects of his passion: the rarest, most valuable diamonds.

ME-OW.

[ALARM BLARING]

♪ THE BATMAN ♪

Newscaster: OUR TOP STORY--

ONE OF GOTHAM'S WEALTHIEST
RECENT TRANSPLANTS,

BUSINESSMAN HIDEO KATSU,

RECEIVED A RUDE WELCOME
LAST NIGHT.

ROBINSON SPRANG
HAS DETAILS.

THE SAME HIDEO KATSU

THE BATMAN HAS BEEN
OBSERVING OF LATE?

THE SAME ONE
I'VE BEEN INVESTIGATING
WITHOUT SUCCESS...



SO FAR.

KATSU'S EXTENSIVE
COLLECTION OF ANTIQUES
REMAINED INTACT,

BUT, CURIOUSLY,
SECURITY CAMERAS
CAPTURED AN IMAGE

OF WHAT APPEARED TO BE
A COSTUMED CATWOMAN.

WHAT?

JOINING ME IS
GOTHAM P.D.'s ELLEN YIN.

UH, DETECTIVE,
COULD THERE BE
SOME CONNECTION

BETWEEN THIS CATWOMAN
AND THE BATMAN?

WHILE THERE SEEM
TO BE SIMILARITIES

IN APPEARANCE
AND METHODOLOGY,

THEY HAVE ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT MOTIVES.

HOWEVER, IT'S
TOO EARLY TO RULE OUT
ANY POSSIBLE LINKS

BETWEEN THE CAT
AND THE BAT.

THIS'LL IMPROVE
MY RELATIONS WITH
THE POLICE.



Man:
I AM MOST DISPLEASED.

THE SANCTUARY
OF MY MURAKAMI LINE

HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.

FIND THIS CATWOMAN.

I WANT HER HEAD.

HELLO, FRED.

GOOD AFTERNOON,
MISS KYLE.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[DING]

[MEOWING]

I MISSED YOU, TOO,
SWEETIES.

MAMA HAD TO GO SHOPPING

SO SHE COULD FEEL BETTER
ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S
DISAPPOINTMENT.

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
THE PREY--

A BIG, SHINY PUSSYCAT.

[SIGHS]

MISSED IT BY A WHISKER.

MMM. AT LEAST
MY ADRENALINE RUSHED.

[READING]

HMM.

HE LOOKS TALL,
DARK AND HANDSOME.

CONSIDER SELINA KYLE...

CURIOUS.

[ALARM BLARING]

Dispatcher on radio:
ALL UNITS, DISTURBANCE
AT 121 SIMONSEN.

WELL, THIS IS IT.

SO WHERE--

Catwoman: HELLO,
GOOD-LOOKIN'.

NICE COWL.

REALLY SETS OFF
YOUR CHIN.

I TAKE IT YOU TRIPPED
THE SILENT ALARM.

ONLY WAY I KNEW
TO GET YOU TO
COME OUT AND PLAY.

WELL, ARE YOU COMING DOWN,
OR DO I HAVE TO COME UP?

[GROWLS]

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.

[GASPS]

YOU CAN STOP PLAYING
HARD-TO-GET.

AND GIVE UP THE THRILL
OF THE CHASE?

[WHIP SNAPPING]

UHH.

[BLOWS KISS]

HATE TO CUT OUR
FIRST DATE SHORT,
CUTIE,

BUT I LIKE TO LEAVE
A MAN WANTING MORE.

[BEEPING]

Catwoman: HMM...

CUTE TOY, BAT-BO.

HYAAH!

BUT CORNER A CAT,
GET SCRATCHED!

UHH!

HMPH!

ANOTHER CAT FACT--

WE ALWAYS LAND
ON OUR FEET.

HMM...I THINK
I'LL TAKE SOMETHING

TO REMEMBER YOU BY.

[GROANS]

[WHIP SNAPS]

[SIGHS]

NO WAY.

MY UTILITY BELT.

[CATS MEOWING]

I KNOW, DELILAH,

BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT
FOR ITS LOOKS.

I TOOK IT
FOR THE TOOLS.

HMM...LET'S SEE.

HMM.

THIS'LL COME IN HANDY
WHEN I'M ON THE PROWL.

[SIGHS]

[BEEPING]

GOT A LITTLE
SECURITY FEATURE, DO YOU?

Katsu: YOU HAVE FOUND
NOTHING ON THIS CATWOMAN?

WE MUST INCREASE SECURITY,

IN THE EVEN SHE IS
FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RETURN.

CALL FOR THE DRAGON'S FANGS.

SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

THE BELT'S LOCK MECHANISM

MUST'VE BEEN DAMAGED
IN THE FALL.

THIS FELINE FATALE
IS CERTAINLY PROVING

TO BE A SLY ONE.

I NEED TO TRACK THAT CAT
BEFORE SHE PUTS
MY UTILITY BELT

TO NO GOOD USE.

HMM...

[BEEPS]

[MACHINE WHIRS]

[BEEPING]

GOODY.

[CRASH]

ALFRED, SHUT DOWN
THE AUXILIARY BAT-WAVE
TRANSMITTER!

I BELIEVE
THIS WAS THE AUXILIARY
TRANSMITTER, SIR.

COME ON.

START UP.

[CRASH]

UHH!

[SIGHS]

OK, SO WHAT DOES THIS DO?

[GRUNTING]

[BEEP]

[POWERS DOWN]

ABRA...CADABRA.

[BEEPING]

[BEEPING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

QUICK, DISCONNECT
THE BAT-WAVE RECEIVERS

FROM ALL THE GEAR
BEFORE SHE--

[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL]

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

[ENGINE REVS]

[SIGHS]

WHAT GOOD IS THIS THING,
ANYWAY?

[BEEPS]

[HORNS HONKING,
TIRES SCREECHING]

[ALL SHOUTING]

UHH!

[SCREECHING]

[BEEPS]

WHEW.

[BEEPING]

[MEOWS]

OH, SCAREDY-CATS.

HMM...

CAN'T WAIT TO BETA TEST.

AND I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.

ENJOY YOUR DRIVE, SIR?

IT HAD ITS TWISTS
AND TURNS.

ARE THESE ALL
THE BAT-WAVE RECEIVERS?

QUITE.

[SIGHS]
THANKS, ALFRED.

IF CATWOMAN
WERE SOMEHOW,

SOME WAY ABLE

TO TRACE THE SIGNALS
BACK HERE--

WE WOULD HAVE TO RENAME IT
"THE CATCAVE."

[MACHINE POWERING UP]

AN ACTIVE BAT-WAVE?

I WAS CERTAIN
I'D DISCONNECTED
ALL THE RECEIVERS.

SHE TOOK MY
REMOTE CONTROL BATARANG.

MAYBE THERE'S A WAY
TO TRACE THE SIGNAL
BACK TO IT...

AND CATWOMAN.

[DOG BARKING]

[GASPS]

THE CAT RETURNS
TO KATSU.

HOW POETIC.
HA HA HA HA.

ALMOST A HAIKU.

I'LL BE SURE
TO JOT IT DOWN AS
SOON AS I GET HOME.

I MUST INSIST YOU STAY.

THEN I MUST INSIST
YOU EAT STEEL!

[CLANGS]

AH. A DRAGON
HAS MANY FANGS.

IF YOU INFORM ME
WHICH FAMILY SENT YOU

TO STEAL MY LION,

I PROMISE TO MAKE
YOUR COMEUPPANCE LESS...

EXCRUCIATING.

FAMILY? AS IN
ORGANIZED CRIME?

YAKUZA.

HEH HEH HEH.
KEEP IT.

IT IS SAID
CATS HAVE 9 LIVES.

DESTROY HER 10 TIMES OVER!

HYAH!

BETTER BE SOME TRUTH
TO THAT 9 LIVES THING.

YOW!

I SHOULD WARN YOU FELLAS...

CORNER A CAT,
GET SCRATCHED.

MMM. GOOD-LOOKING
AND GOOD TIMING.

YES.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING
OF MINE.

[CHUCKLES]

AH, SHE PILFERED
FROM YOU AS WELL?

TAKE IT.

IT CLASHED WITH
MY BOOTS ANYWAY.

NOW STAND ASIDE

SO WE MAY COMPLETE
OUR BUSINESS WITH HER.

THE LADY LEAVES WITH ME.

THEN NEITHER OF YOU LEAVES.

ATTACK!

[COUGHING]

SHALL WE, HANDSOME?

THERE IS NO "WE."

[CLANG]

THAT'S NOT
WHAT THEY THINK.

UHH!

[GRUNTING]

HEH.

AHH.

HEH HEH HEH.

[YOWLS]

[GRUNTING]

[STEEL CLANGS]

HYAH!

ALLEY-OOP.

THANKS.
THANKS.

UHH!

[YOWLS]

OH! I THINK I BROKE IT.

WHAT?

A MINIDISC?

PRETTY IMPORTANT, I BET.

UHH! AAH!

UHH!

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]

CATWOMAN,
THAT'S OUR CUE TO--

Batman:
TOO BAD ABOUT THE STATUE.

HMM. WIN SOME, LOSE SOME.

JUST GLAD YOU AND I
GOT TO DANCE.

WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.

LESS THAN YOU THINK.

THAT'S NOT
WHAT THEY THINK.

AHEM.

WHAT? YOU GOT YOUR BELT.

MOST OF IT.

UHH...YOU SURE KNOW
HOW TO SPOIL A GIRL.

Robinson Sprang: A MINIDISC
FOUND AT THE SCENE

REVEALED A CHART OF
JAPANESE ORGANIZED CRIME--

NAMING NAMES--

WITH KATSU AT THE TOP
OF A YAKUZA FAMILY,

INTENT ON EXPANDING
INTO GOTHAM.

DETECTIVE, DO YOU HAVE
A STATEMENT?

REST ASSURED...

GOTHAM P.D. IS
ARRESTING THE OTHER
YAKUZA MEMBERS

AS WE SPEAK.

SO, WOULD YOU SAY
THE IDEA

OF A BATMAN/CATWOMAN LINK
WASN'T SO FARFETCHED
AFTER ALL?

YES, IT'S CLEAR NOW
THAT THEY WORK TOGETHER

TO TAKE DOWN KATSU...

AS A VIGILANTE TEAM.

OHH...

NOT QUITE
WHAT I HAD IN MIND
WHEN I ENCOURAGED YOU

TO MEET WOMEN WHO SHARE
YOUR INTERESTS,
MASTER BRUCE.

BUT IT'S A START.

♪ THE BATMAN ♪