The Bachelor (2002–…): Season 25, Episode 3 - Episode #25.3 - full transcript

‐ I'm gonna make another toast.
‐ Okay.

‐ And this is to unconventional
living and breaking the norm.

‐ Oh, I love that.

[soft music]

‐ The feelings that
I'm already having for you,

like, throughout this experience

is, like, they're real.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

[donkey chuffs, brays]

‐ There's a donkey.



[both laugh]

‐ A dramatic new episode
of "The Bachelor"

starts right now.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

‐ I'm blacking out.

Like, I can't see.

♪ ♪

Thank you.

‐ Outside?
‐ Yeah, let's‐‐

‐ Some fresh air, yeah.

‐ I got you.

♪ ♪

‐ I was not expecting that
to happen.



I just, like, grabbed
Bri's arm, and I was like‐‐

‐ I saw; I was just hoping
you weren't gonna fall over.

I didn't‐‐ ‐ I know, me too.

‐ Yeah.

‐ So tonight,
during the Rose Ceremony,

I'm waiting for my name
to be called,

and then Sarah faints,

and then the night stops,

and there's still five
or six roses left on the table.

It has been a long night
of girl drama

with Victoria and Marylynn,

and now Sarah got herself
so worked up all night

that, like, physically,
she could not handle it,

which is insane.

‐ [sighs]

‐ And then now
she's having, like,

this really pure and
intense moment with Matt...

‐ Thank you.
‐ But it's just like,

she is getting
exactly what she wants.

[solemn music]

‐ Thank you.
‐ Absolutely.

‐ [exhales]

This is so embarrassing.
Oh, my God.

‐ [laughing] Stop.

None of that stuff matters.

What matters is how you feel.

I was worried about Sarah
for a second.

She was exhausted,

mentally and emotionally,
physically drained

after a night like this, but...

‐ I feel a lot better.

‐ I'm just glad I was able

to steal a few moments away
with her.

I think that
that made her feel better.

Knowing that she's healthy
is what's most important.

‐ All right.

I've, like,
never fainted before.

That was a first.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Thank you so much.

I'm so sorry, you guys.

‐ I've definitely never
fainted for attention,

and I don't think
I've ever even fainted.

You kind of, like,
pull it together

and don't faint.

This is "The Bachelor."

It's not "The Sarah Show,"

but Sarah didn't get that memo.

‐ [breathes deeply]

‐ Sarah, you good?

‐ Yeah, I'm good.
Sorry about that, you guys.

‐ Unfortunately, um,
Sarah has a rose,

but now I think Matt just
needs to send Marylynn home.

‐ Sorry for the delay.

I think... Matt?

All yours.
‐ Thank you.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

I wanted to apologize
about that.

Um, I was just as caught
off guard as y'all were.

I get that
there's only one of me

and so many of you all.

♪ ♪

As these Rose Ceremonies
continue,

it's only gonna get tougher
and tougher,

but like I said,

I've just gotta continue
to follow my heart.

♪ ♪

[suspenseful music]

‐ I did not question
Sarah's fainting.

Did I get a slight bit
of annoyance

because my name
hadn't been called

and I want to get my emotions
over with first?

Yeah, totally.

Do I feel sucky saying that?
Yeah.

♪ ♪

‐ Khaylah.

♪ ♪

Khaylah, will you accept
this rose?

‐ Of course.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

‐ [sighs]

Mari.

♪ ♪

Mari, will you accept this rose?

‐ Of course.
Thank you.

♪ ♪

‐ MJ.

♪ ♪

‐ My stomach keeps dropping
every time I think,

"Is my name gonna get called?"

You know,
"Is my name gonna get called?"

‐ MJ, will you accept this rose?

‐ Of course.

♪ ♪

‐ Matt said that Victoria said

that I called her
toxic and fake.

♪ ♪

‐ Anna.

♪ ♪

‐ And I think that maybe
he feels like

there is a little bit
too much drama

surrounding who I am as a person

to kind of overcome that
and get to know the real me.

♪ ♪

It's gonna make me feel
very defeated

if Victoria gets a rose
and I don't.

‐ Kaili.

♪ ♪

‐ Marylynn definitely needs
to go home tonight.

I don't want to be around
her toxic energy.

I think she's fake.
I think she's manipulative.

‐ Kaili, will you accept
this rose?

‐ Absolutely.

‐ Marylynn: manipulative,

toxicity, jesters.

Queens: Victoria,

positivity, realness,

Matt's heart.

♪ ♪

‐ Ladies, Matt,

this is the final rose tonight.

When you're ready.
‐ Thank you.

[sweeping dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Victoria.

[tense music]

Victoria, will you accept
this rose?

‐ Yes.
Thank you.

‐ Absolutely.

♪ ♪

‐ Ladies, I'm sorry.

If you did not receive a rose,

take a moment,
say your goodbyes.

[somber music]

‐ Come here.

‐ Bye.
‐ Come here.

♪ ♪

‐ It was nice to meet you.
‐ Likewise.

♪ ♪

‐ Bye, beautiful.

♪ ♪

‐ Good luck, Matt.

‐ Thank you.
‐ I wish you the best.

‐ Thank you.

‐ I am floored.

How‐‐how can he give her a rose?

Like, she's just the worst.

But I do have to admit
that she's a good actor.

There's drama
between other girls, too,

but nobody decided
to bring it to Matt

except for Victoria.

Losing Matt
over something like this,

it just‐‐it just sucks.

‐ Wow.

That's not gonna get any easier,

but I am super hopeful

and excited about
the weeks ahead,

and I am excited about
getting to know you better

and continuing this journey
with you.

So here's to love.

All: To love.

[glasses clinking]

♪ ♪

‐ Marylynn's gone,
and now Sarah needs to go.

Cheers to continuing the journey

and being vulnerable
even when it's really tough.

[glasses clinking]
all: Cheers.

‐ Sarah is worse than Marylynn

because she's not directly
attacking one person.

She is interfering
with everyone's relationships.

‐ [laughs]
Thank you. Ugh.

I'm feeling a lot better.
‐ Good.

‐ Her fainting spell
came across really fake.

Seriously, like, all the
fake bitches can all go home.

Go home.
Go home, go home, go home.

Skedaddle.

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

‐ Last night was draining
and emotionally taxing.

Like, it was just a lot
to deal with,

but, you know,
we made it through.

We're here, it's a new week,

and I'm ready to get started.

‐ I'm excited for, like,
a fresh start.

Like, it feels like we're just
starting over this week.

No one has a rose yet.
‐ Yeah.

‐ We have no idea what's gonna
happen, so like,

that's kind of fun and exciting.

‐ Good morning.

[soft music]

all: Good morning!

‐ So how's everybody feeling
after last night?

‐ Good.
‐ Great.

‐ We do have a big week ahead.

So as for the dates this week,

after a long talk with Matt,

we realized‐‐ and he agrees‐‐

he needs to be pushed
a little bit.

‐ Uh‐oh.

‐ He has trouble
feeling uncomfortable,

and so I've had a hand

in curating
some of these experiences.

‐ Oh.

‐ And the point
to a lot of these

is to be comfortable
in being uncomfortable.

That's not an easy thing to do.

So three dates:

two group dates

and an unbelievable,
romantic one‐on‐one date.

First date card.

I'll leave that there.

Have a good week.
I'll see ya.

‐ Thank you.
All: Bye!

[girls groaning]
‐ Oh, God.

[tense music]

‐ Rachael.

Bri.

Lauren.

Kit.

Serena C.

Victoria.

Khaylah.

Anna.

Kaili.

Katie.

♪ ♪

"Today is a surprise
for everyone...

Matt."

‐ [scoffs] [laughter]

‐ No kidding.
‐ Such a great hint.

‐ Literally could be anything.
[laughs]

‐ What do you guys think it is?

‐ I don't know.

I'm ready to show out again,
at least.

[laughter]
‐ I know, I'm like,

it was kind of triggering
'cause it's like,

"Oh, God, what is gonna
be happening this time?"

‐ Yeah.
‐ Have fun, guys.

‐ Have fun.
‐ Let's get it.

‐ This is my first date,
and the date card says,

"Today is a surprise
for everyone."

[upbeat music]

If that surprise is like,

"Hey, Anna, I don't even need
to talk to you.

Here is a rose,"
and I would be like,

"Oh, thank you, Matt."

♪ ♪

‐ Yeah!

‐ I'm very intrigued
by the date card

and the whole surprise element.

I love being uncomfortable.

It really does take a lot

to get me out
of my comfort zone.

‐ Ladies, welcome.

I am a little nervous.

Chris Harrison
is taking the reins.

I have no idea what's going on.

I am just going in
with an open mind,

and I'm hoping that I leave
with some dignity today.

[laughter]

So what do you say
we head over there?

‐ Yeah!
‐ Oh, yeah!

‐ All right, let's do it.

‐ I am, like, super excited,

but I'm hoping it's more
of an intimate setting,

because I've been dying

to have that personal time
with Matt.

So I'm excited to see
what's in store for today.

♪ ♪

‐ "Maybe it was time
to shake things up a bit.

"He was positioning himself
over her,

"raising her hips to meet his.

With one hand,
she cupped his buttocks."

[quiet laughter]

"With the other,

she reached down to feel him
against her thigh."

‐ Oh, my God.

I have no idea
what I just got myself into.

‐ "His lips moved to her ears,
her neck.

She panted."

‐ [laughing]
I feel dir‐‐I need a bath.

I need a bath.

‐ "Jake, please don't make me
wait anymore!"

[book thuds]
Hi, guys.

‐ Encore!
[women cheering]

‐ Hi.
[laughs]

Hello, Matt.
‐ Bravo.

‐ Intimate, sexy...

[laughing]
Awkward.

‐ Ladies, for those of you
who do not know,

allow me to introduce Ashley I.

She actually met her husband
on the show, Jared.

‐ You may be wondering

why, uh, you just heard
all that.

[laughs]
That's because

there's a very important writer,

and his name...
is Chris Harrison.

[laughter]

He wrote a book called,
"The Perfect Letter,"

and "The Perfect Letter"
is a love story,

but it's passionate,
it's erotic,

and to be really frank,
there's a lot of sex in it.

[laughter]

‐ I cannot picture

Chris Harrison
writing this book,

and I am so shook that this
was in his wheelhouse at all.

‐ So today you're
going to be writing

your own love story with Matt.

[laughter]

I want it to be steamy,
I want it to be sexy,

but know that when you
are writing your stories

that it's not only going to be
shared amongst this group

and in front of Matt,

but also with a live
studio audience.

[laughter]
‐ What?

‐ We have to write our own
steamy scene today about Matt.

Oh, my God,

this is going to be very
uncomfortable for everybody.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

‐ I don't want to give y'all
any advice.

I just want to see
what y'all come up with,

so I'm excited to be part
of this live audience.

‐ It's a lot of pressure.
‐ It's a lot of pressure.

‐ I know, I know, I know.

‐ I'm so nervous.

I'm very, like, personal
about this kind of stuff.

Like, I don't like to talk
about it, so...

I don't know if I'm gonna
be able to do this.

‐ How did he take the vibrator
thing when you entered?

‐ He laughed so hard.
‐ Oh, good. Okay.

‐ It was like, boom!
‐ That's hysterical.

‐ Sex is important
for building a relationship.

I mean, in a way,
this is introducing him

to some of the things
that I think about

or that I would like to do
with him.

It's gonna be us, you know,

getting comfortable
with our sexuality

and talking about it.

‐ Yeah?
‐ Like, every single person

around me is going to know.

‐ We're gonna learn something
about you.

‐ If they could pick one thing

that would make me
uncomfortable,

this would be it,
would be to expose

what I would pretty much want
in bed.

[laughing]

‐ Can you share it with me
so far?

You done?
‐ I think I'm done.

‐ Okay, let's do it.

‐ "The longer I'm with you,

the harder it gets to stop."

‐ "The cool breeze
of Pennsylvania fall

"seeped through the windowsill,

and a shiver traveled up
her naked spine."

‐ [sighs]
"And then she pushed him

"onto his back so she could
[bleep] his [bleep]

because she needed him
[bleep]..."

‐ Oh, wow.
‐ At that very moment.

‐ Oh, wow, we're going‐‐

‐ No, we're not.
‐ We're going to X territory.

‐ Yeah.

Mine, I literally think
is the best.

There's no competition,

so might as well go all out.

Like, I'm definitely one
that doesn't mind standing out,

and I feel like,
especially in group dates,

you'll have to take
that initiative.

As always, I want to have fun.

I want to have a good time
and push it to the limit

to, like, show Matt,
like, my depth.

It's gonna be a wild show.

‐ You're gonna make
an impression.

I'll tell you that.
‐ [sighs]

Yeah.
‐ All right.

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

[relaxed music]

[sheep bleats]

♪ ♪

‐ Hi!

‐ Hey, ladies.

Do you have any idea
what you're in for?

All: No.

‐ You're in for it.

It's gonna be really funny.

Matt, performers,

you can come back
in the main room.

We are ready for you onstage.

‐ You ready?
‐ Yeah.

‐ Let's go.
‐ Let's do it.

‐ We are writing our own
sexual escapade

with Matt, obviously,

and we will be performing them

in front of a live
studio audience.

♪ ♪

‐ [laughing] ‐ You'll be fine.

‐ Matt, ladies, come on in!
‐ Oh, man.

[cheers and applause]

‐ I thought it was gonna be hard

to do this in front
of the group date,

of the nine other girls,

and then we're surprised
to see, then,

the rest of the house
is there as well,

so I think this will definitely

bring us all a little bit closer

on a very deep, deep level.
[laughs]

‐ Uh, so, ladies in the back,

I know you're clueless
as to what's happening here.

[laughter and chatter]
‐ A little bit.

‐ Everybody on this date today

has been tasked with writing
a love scene to Matt.

‐ Oh, okay.
[women chattering]

‐ It could be as risqué,
as aggressive as they want.

It could be as soft
and sensitive as they wanted.

It was totally up to them.

[laughter]

And you guys
get to just sit back

and awkwardly enjoy all of it.

[laughter]
‐ Yes.

‐ This is going to be so brutal.

I was, like,
feeling on cloud nine,

like, so amazing,
on our one‐on‐one date,

and then it's, like,
such a wake‐up call

and a reminder, like, "Oh, yeah,

he has these relationships
with other women."

‐ Whoo!
‐ So shall we begin?

‐ Yes.
Women: Yeah.

‐ My king, the stage is yours.
[laughter]

‐ Matt!

‐ Oh, my God.
[women cheering]

‐ I think everyone can agree

that Matt is, like,
the most attractive man,

and so we're all just kind of

letting our imagination
run wild at this point,

and, of course,
I think everyone, like,

wants to be intimate with Matt
in some capacity.

‐ "She dropped her purse

"beside the handrail
leading up the steps.

"She was drawn to the kitchen
by a scent all too familiar.

Mmm."

[sensual music]

"Chocolate cake."

‐ I love watching Matt
just talk.

[laughs]
His lips are so juicy.

So just hearing him talk

and then even that, like,
split second of eye contact,

like, has your heart skipping
a little bit.

[laughs]

‐ "She felt two strong hands

"cover both...

her shoulders."

[laughter]
"She quivered."

‐ Okay.

Everybody was getting hot.

Like, oh, my God.

‐ "He kissed the skin

between her suit
and her hairline."

‐ You know, everyone's got
little dirty thoughts

in the back of their mind
sometimes,

especially with someone
as sexy as him.

‐ "He worked his free hand

"up the side of her smooth,
soft legs,

not stopping at the bottom
of her dress line."

[together] Aww.

[cheers and applause]

‐ Well done.

So, ladies, let's begin.

Anna, you're up.
‐ Oh.

Yeah!
[cheers and applause]

‐ Ooh.
That's hard to follow, so...

I feel really good about mine,

but looking at him,

telling him
what it would be like

with me...
[laughs]

Yeah, that's intimidating.

Just wanna let you guys know

this is chapter 17

of "Matt and Anna's
Love Story."

[laughter]
This is‐‐

this chapter's called
"The Fantasy Suite."

[women hoot]
‐ Ooh!

‐ "His eyes darken,
hungry with desire,

"as she pulls down
the lace of her bra,

"exposing her breasts
one at a time.

She sees his excitement."

[laughter]

"He truly is the full package."

[laughter]

"She knows
she will not last long,

"but she needs one more thing
before she can finish.

'Please talk dirty to me,
Matt.'"

[laughter]

"Startled,
but without missing a beat,

"he whispers,

"'You're the only one left.
No one else is here.'

She immediately [bleep]."

[laughter]
The end!

[cheers and applause]

‐ It's really intimidating
to read, like,

a very intimate passage
with someone

that you can see yourself
being very intimate with,

let alone in front
of other girls

who might also
be intimate with him.

"She picked up
the cold, hard earth

"and started slowly moving it

"up and down
the front of his shirt,

massaging
his rock‐hard muscles."

‐ "I really wanted
to impress him,

"and I knew that I would need
something new to wear‐‐

not that it would be on
for long."

[laughter]

‐ "The thought of his rough
but tender hands

"upon her neck,
pushing her against the wall,

unbothered by the spectating
eyes that surrounded them."

‐ "His long, thick...

legs."

[laughter]

"She yearned for more power.

Something deeper."

‐ "All the things in the past
that was evidently lacking,

I know my mans, Matt James,
is packing."

[applause, laughter]
‐ Oh!

[laughter]

‐ Oh... my gosh.

‐ "He slid his hand up her gown

and pressed firmly against her
[bleep] until she was [bleep]."

‐ [laughing]
women: Ooh.

‐ I'm so nervous to do this.

It's definitely gonna
be a challenge for me,

but I'm also excited
at the same time,

because I do want to show Matt
that I can, you know,

handle anything
that's thrown my way.

"Tonight, he sent a shock wave
through my entire body,

and my groin immediately
fluttered with desire."

[laughter]
‐ "Groin."

‐ Here we go.

[laughter]

"I writhed with excitement
underneath him

"and can feel his chiseled body
pressed up against mine.

"His arms...

Ugh, his arms..."

[laughter]

"Wrapped around me,

and we held each other as if
we never wanted to let go."

[cheers and applause]
‐ Man.

Wow.

‐ I'm sure Matt thinks
this is right in my element,

and, you know,
it is a little bit,

but I can confidently say
I've never had to read

this kind of story out loud
to an audience.

[laughs]

"Matt picked up Katie,
eager to kiss her.

"She could feel his [bleep]

while she [bleep]
with excitement."

[laughter]

"Before he set her down,

he [bleep]..."

[women gasp]
"Teasing her.

"She slowly pulled down
his pants.

"She traced her hands
on his inner thigh,

all the way to his
[bleep], [bleep]."

[laughter]

‐ [groans]

Like...
[groans]

[laughs]

‐ "She squeezed her legs
tightly around him..."

‐ Oh.

‐ [gasps] Oh, my God.
‐ [laughs]

‐ Like, it was just‐‐
it was a little too good.

That girl must read erotica.

‐ "Oh, yes!"
‐ Oh‐‐

‐ "Yes!

Oh, my God, yes!"

That is it.
‐ Wow.

[cheers and applause]
‐ Oh, my God.

Mine is not like
any of these people's.

These girls are
a little too vanilla.

I'm always taking it up a notch.

I'm always gonna have fun.

I think Matt's gonna love it.

"The king and queen
were celebrating

their royal engagement."
[laughter]

"He kissed her neck and then
smacked her ass hard..."

[laughter]

"And [bleep],

pulling her hair while
she moaned with pleasure."

[moans]

"Her legs quivered
as she [bleep],

"and he knew her orgasm was real

'cause she was never fake
like the girls from his past."

‐ Oh!
[laughter]

‐ "She pushed him onto his back

so she could [bleep]
his [bleep]."

[laughter]
[clears throat]

Okay!
It gets better.

[laughter]

‐ Oh, it's not over?

‐ "[bleep] with [bleep]."

[women squeal]

[laughter]

‐ I think Victoria's story
was amazing.

I would expect nothing less
from Victoria.

‐ "And they [bleep] together,
and he screamed,

'Yes, queen!'"

[laughter]

‐ I was dying.

They went balls to the wall.

Didn't hold back.

‐ "All of the boats

and none of the hos
will be there."

‐ Oh!
[laughter]

‐ [sighs] Oh, my God.

‐ I just had so much fun.

Like, my cheeks hurt
from smiling

and laughing so hard.

That was such a fun group date.

I felt like it was just
so empowering.

It was so much fun.
I would do that all over again.

‐ Ladies, I know
this wasn't easy.

It's always tough
to really express yourself

and let go.

You all did just that.
[laughter]

And then some.

Within an inch of your life.

[laughter]

Uh, ladies in the back,

this has been a little bit
of a tease for you,

because now you just
have to go home.

‐ Aww.

‐ You will not be joining
these ladies

as they head off
to the afterparty.

‐ Whoo!
‐ Whoo!

‐ Those women, like,
reading those words,

it just felt like a knife,
like, through my heart.

‐ Matt, why don't you take
your ladies to the afterparty?

‐ Let's do it.

‐ Yeah!

[women cheering and chattering]

‐ I knew that he would
be dating these other women

and, like, there would
be the potential

for me to, like, see him

be romantic and intimate
with other women.

Like, I'm not stupid.

I knew this was gonna happen.

I just didn't know
it was gonna be this hard.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

‐ Who hasn't spoken with Matt?

♪ ♪

‐ You had a whole
one‐on‐one date.

I have not had that.

‐ I feel like I have
a target on my back.

‐ It's only gonna get harder.

‐ The other women
just can't relate.

‐ The rest of your time here
is going to be horrible.

‐ That was crazy.

‐ [laughs] Yeah.

‐ I'm thinking about if I was
on that date, and I was like,

"I don't know
if I could've done that."

Like, what they did.
‐ Yeah.

‐ So, props.

‐ Matt was so happy,

like, with every woman.

When they read their poem,
he enjoyed it.

‐ He was very into it.
‐ He really enjoyed it.

‐ I know more about those girls

than I ever thought
I would know.

‐ Yeah.
[laughs]

I do feel like this,
if anything,

was kind of another opportunity

for the girls to express
their feelings to him.

‐ Yeah, I think, like,
"What would I have written?"

Like, how could I have, like,
elevated this relationship

based on, like,
what I would say?

So it's like, you know‐‐
it's‐‐it's layered, you know?

‐ For me, it was honestly,
like, pretty hard to watch.

‐ [laughs] ‐ Um...

after spending a day with him,

I just didn't think
it would be this hard,

and, like,
these feelings of jealousy

and, like, kind of, like,
a little, like, hurt, I guess?

Like, I don't know.
Like, is that too much to say?

Like...
‐ No.

Those are very valid emotions.

‐ Watching what happened today

was like putting salt on wounds.

Imagine having your dream date

and then the next day, like,

seeing that just
shoved down your face.

Like, ugh.

I just‐‐it felt, like,
dirty watching that.

[solemn music]

♪ ♪

‐ I liked your day outfit.

‐ The day look?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ That was comfortable.

Yeah, turtleneck weather.

[laughter]

Another afterparty.

Uh, a lot to celebrate.

You all really pushed the limit
earlier today.

It was fun to see you all
in your element,

and I loved hearing

how I worked into everyone's
special story.

To exploring love tonight.

All: Cheers.

‐ I think I really
put myself out there today,

and it was a really good day
overall.

I wanted to show Matt that
I'm willing to do that for him,

and I hope he noticed that today

to where I could get
that group date rose tonight.

I, uh, was honestly,
like, super uncomfortable.

‐ Really?
‐ Exactly. I was like‐‐

‐ I did not feel that at all.

‐ Well, I was, like,
obviously trying to, like,

give it my all.
‐ Yeah.

‐ I thought it was great

because I didn't think
that was a fantasy.

Like, when you were saying
that, it sounded like‐‐

like something
that could take place.

‐ [laughs] ‐ Seriously.

Like, when you‐‐
everything you were saying,

like, I enjoyed
every aspect of it.

Like, you came out
through that story,

and it's like‐‐you've seen.

Like, we haven't got
a lot of time together.

‐ I know.

‐ But we are‐‐
‐ I don't like that.

[chuckles]
‐ I know. Me neither.

But I like how

our relationship is progressing.

‐ Yeah, me too.

I feel‐‐I feel good.

I'm excited.

I just‐‐I mean,
I haven't felt this way

in a long time,

but also, it's scary
'cause, like,

I haven't felt this way
this quickly ever,

but I'm taking that, like,
as a sign.

‐ Me too.
‐ But... I don't know.

I‐‐I'm happy where I'm‐‐I'm at.

[tender music]

♪ ♪

My time with Matt tonight
couldn't have gone better.

He potentially feels
the exact same way

that I'm feeling about him,
and it's exciting.

You felt like you just needed
to go for that?

‐ I couldn't wait
any longer, so...

[laughs]

‐ I think that there's something

really, really special there.

♪ ♪

I do feel like today
was really empowering

in a lot of different ways.
‐ So true.

‐ Oh, my God.
So empowering.

It was amazing.
‐ For me,

as someone who came in,
like, night one,

like, very open and comfortable,

I actually really enjoyed
watching you guys open up,

talking about your desires
and what you want,

and we should be comfortable
talking about this,

and if we don't,

then our relationship
with our partner

isn't going to thrive.

So far, I've only had
small moments with Matt

that have been carrying me
through this,

so I'm excited to spend
more time with Matt tonight.

This date,
I kind of want to talk about.

I want to brag about it.

Like, I had fun,
and I want to shout it out.

‐ My story today.

Did you‐‐did you get
the allusion...

‐ Yes. I loved it.
‐ To the‐‐to the date?

‐ Yes, that's why
I liked it so much.

Like, I was smiling
the whole time

because, like,
you're making application

to, like, our‐‐like, what our
journey has been so far.

‐ Yeah.
Yours was so PG.

[both laughing]

‐ I guess it was PG
compared to what I heard today.

‐ I feel like I tried
to get very creative with it

as much as I could without
giving too much away either.

‐ [laughs]

‐ [laughs] ‐ Hey.

I‐‐I feel you on that.

I like the unknown.

Like, I don't‐‐I don't‐‐

I might not want to hear
and know everything.

You know, it's like
that takes away the mystery

of, like, what, like,
that could look like.

‐ Right.
‐ Does that make sense?

‐ It does.
No, it definitely makes sense.

‐ Yeah. Yeah.
‐ I'm glad you feel that way.

‐ No, I feel‐‐
I feel you on that.

‐ Okay, good.

[both laugh]

Good.

[tender music]

♪ ♪

It is so comforting to know

that Matt and I are both
on the same page

about keeping
the intimate details

of our relationship private,

He is someone
that I can envision

the rest of my life with,

and so I'm hoping
for that rose tonight.

You know, it would feel
really good to know

that our connection's
continuing to be strong.

♪ ♪

‐ I hope that it's going well,
for Matt's sake.

‐ Hopefully,
everyone's gonna get time.

You think?

‐ I think it's, like, a lot
of the big personalities

on the date today,

um, so it's gonna
be interesting.

‐ There's still interrupting
going on.

‐ Yeah.

[knock at door]

‐ Date card.

‐ Oh!

‐ My heart just, like, sinks
every time I hear the knock.

I really want that date card.

I just feel like other girls
are getting that time with him,

exploring relationships
with him.

Like, I just feel like I
just need time at this point.

I think the connection's there.

It's super easy to talk to him
when I see him,

but you can only do so much
with so little time.

[dramatic music]

‐ Serena P.

"Let love lead the way...
Matt."

♪ ♪

‐ I feel, like, a little,
like, guilty right now

'cause I know everyone
in this room was sitting here

hoping to hear their name,
and that‐‐I know.

I'm‐‐I know that sucks,

but I'm excited to go
on the date tomorrow

and get some more time
with him and...

♪ ♪

I guess Sarah's not coming down?

‐ Yeah, I guess she's not able
to come down or something.

‐ I think she kind of just
doesn't wanna hear it.

Like, she's not interested.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Yeah.
You can't really be in denial.

It's like, people are gonna
keep getting dates, you know?

[ominous music]

[fire crackling]

♪ ♪

‐ I just feel, like,
emotionally exhausted.

♪ ♪

I should've known, though,

that, like,
this would trigger me

just because, like,
in my past, like,

dealing with, like,
faithfulness, and, like,

commitment issues
and, like, jealousy,

and all of those feelings
and emotions

are, like,
coming back so quickly.

In my heart, I know, like,

all these special moments
we had,

and it, like,
kills me to think, like,

he's having these special
moments with other women too.

[dramatic music]

I just, like, worry,

if I, like, can't get past this,

it's really going
to be a roadblock

in my relationship with Matt,

and now I feel like I should
do something about it.

‐ You were incredible today.
‐ Oh, my gosh.

‐ That's what being vulnerable
looks like,

and the fact that you were
so open about it is‐‐

‐ [laughs]

‐ It was extremely
attractive to me.

‐ I'm glad.
Yeah.

[door squeaking]

Faking things, you know?

Or not communicating things,
and, you know,

that's just doing a disservice
to everybody.

‐ Yeah.
‐ You know, if you think

you're doing things right
and then you're not,

you know, then how am I
supposed to react?

♪ ♪

[tense music]

‐ How am I supposed to react?

‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.

‐ Can I steal you for a second?
‐ Hey.

Yeah.

‐ I'm surprised to see you here.

Oh, I guess
I'll see you in a bit?

‐ Yeah.
‐ [laughs]

Bye.
‐ Bye.

‐ Hi.
How are you?

‐ Hey.
Good.

‐ I finally was able

to start having
a conversation with Matt.

As it's flowing really well,
Sarah shows up.

It just caught me off guard.

You know, at the time, I didn't
know what was happening.

♪ ♪

So I hate to interrupt,

but, um, Sarah interrupted.

♪ ♪

‐ Sarah?

‐ What?

‐ Yeah, so I don't know‐‐

‐ Why is she here?

‐ I don't think
she would just come

just to, like, talk to him.

I think something's up.

‐ Oh...
‐ I think either way,

it's disrespectful,
'cause yeah, like,

I'll interrupt
my own group date,

but I would never step outside
on another group date.

♪ ♪

‐ I don't know, I feel like
it's been, like, hard,

like, the past two days,

and I've, like, never opened up
like I have ever, probably,

with anyone, um, as I did
with you, like, on our date.

‐ Yeah.
‐ And then, you know,

to, like, flip a switch
the next day,

and, like, today with‐‐

you know, like,
what that group date was,

it was, like,

a lot to process, I guess.

‐ Maybe she was
super uncomfortable

about us all being super sexual.

‐ Who hasn't spoken to him
yet tonight?

‐ I think a lot of us.
‐ Half of us. All of us.

‐ I don't know why Sarah would
interrupt at this very time.

I really need time with Matt
to build my connection,

and for that to potentially
be taken away from me,

it's incredibly annoying.

‐ [breathes deeply]

It's been, like,
a little bit hard,

harder than I expected,

but I think it means, like,

the feelings are there.

I don't know, even, like,
what I'm doing here...

‐ [laughs] ‐ But, like,

I feel like I had to tell you,
like, how I'm doing.

‐ What's going on?

Like, obviously, this completely

changed the mood of the night,

and, like, it sucks.

‐ Right.
Right.

‐ Was she dressed up?

‐ She was dressed up cute,

but she actually looked
really nervous.

‐ Katie, go back!
Go back.

Go‐‐literally go back.

‐ Listen.

I think the best way
I could explain it to you

is, like,
I feel the same things,

'cause it's, like,
a not‐normal process,

and, like, to go through‐‐

‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.

‐ So I wasn't sure if there
was something, like, important,

since it was, like,
I don't know, our group date,

so I don't know.

Are you guys done?

Can I have my time back, or...
‐ Yeah, of course.

Can I bring him to you
in, like, five minutes?

I promise I'll give him to you
in five minutes.

‐ Maybe, like, two?

‐ I mean, I just wanna
finish up and...

‐ Okay.
‐ Give you guys your time.

‐ I'll be over here.
‐ Yeah.

[quirky music]

‐ This is what I'ma say.

Think about our conversation
at dinner...

‐ Yeah.
‐ And how that felt

and how real it was
and not compare what you hear

or what you see to what we have.

It's not about my conversation
with this person.

It's about, like, where we're at

and what we talked about
and what we connected on,

and that's all that matters.

‐ Hey.
Sorry.

I just‐‐I'm just
checking back in.

Trying to get my time
on my group date.

So...

♪ ♪

‐ I don't know what to say.

‐ Um, just, like,
what I told you earlier.

Just remember how it was
on our one‐on‐one.

‐ Can you walk me out?
Is that okay?

‐ Yeah, I'll walk you out.
I'll be right back.

‐ Yeah, yeah.

‐ All right.
‐ [clears throat]

♪ ♪

‐ I just wanted, like, a few
minutes, so I appreciate that.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

‐ [clears throat]

‐ So good to see you.
‐ You too.

♪ ♪

‐ I can see Katie is upset,

and now, I don't know,
I'm worried

what the other women will think.

I'm just thinking
in my head, like,

how I'm gonna go,
like, apologize

for interrupting their time.

Hi, you guys.
‐ Hi.

‐ Hey, what's up?

‐ Um, I just wanted
to, like, address it.

There was just, like,
something weighing on my heart,

and I know this is your
group date, like, your time.

I just wanted to steal Matt
for a couple minutes,

and I just wanted to be,
like, the bigger person

and let you guys know I'm here
and apologize.

Like, I know how hard that is.

‐ But you did it after the fact,

and that's annoying.

‐ Yeah, you should've
come to us.

‐ Like, the damage
is already done.

‐ Couldn't you have said this
at another time?

‐ You know, I wasn't sure, like,

when I would have an
opportunity to say this and‐‐

‐ It's the first day
of the week.

‐ Okay.

‐ And everyone's having
a date this week.

‐ Chris Harrison said
everyone's getting time today.

‐ Yeah.

Like, what did you have
to address?

Because it would probably
be pretty serious

for you to have come here.

‐ It's‐‐it's literally
just between me and him,

and I just want
to let you guys know

why I'm here, and I'm sorry‐‐

‐ You didn't let us know
why you're here.

‐ You didn't tell us
why you're here.

‐ This is the best way I can,
so I'm sorry,

but I just wanna
let you guys know from me

and hear it from me
and not anyone else.

So...

‐ We didn't really hear
anything.

[dramatic music]

‐ Kay, bye.

‐ [clears throat]
‐ What the hell?

It was disrespectful.

‐ "I'm letting you know why‐‐"

‐ "I just wanted you
to hear it from me first."

We actually didn't
hear nothing, Sarah.

‐ She wanted face time.
‐ She wanted face time.

♪ ♪

‐ This is, like, my worst fear.

I just feel like I have, like,
a target on my back now.

I feel really assured
after speaking with Matt,

but I think it's hard
for the other women

to understand, like, what my
relationship is like with him,

because it has progressed
significantly farther

than relationships
with the other women.

‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.

‐ Are you okay?

‐ No.
That was really intense.

‐ Yeah, I mean,
it was intense for us as well.

I don't want you to cry.

Like, I'm coming here with love.

Swear.
‐ Yeah, I know.

I feel like we have,
like, a good relationship.

Like, we‐‐ ‐ Yeah, no.

Literally, Sarah, like,

when you came, we were like,
"Is it about her health?"

Like, we were worried about you
because...

‐ Yeah, understandably.
‐ We all said

we don't see Sarah
as a malicious person,

so we're like,
"It must be serious," you know?

‐ Yeah, definitely.
‐ We were worried for you.

‐ I don't know what to say.

I'm sorry to hurt you guys.

I mean, it was
a personal conversation.

‐ And that's fine, but it
was a personal conversation

on our time, and I think, too,

the issue with why the girls
are confused

is that we...

‐ What's up?
‐ Hi.

‐ Tonight, had a different vibe,

and you kind of
changed the vibe up.

‐ No, I know, and‐‐

‐ And, like, Katie can probably
tell you more.

‐ I would love to hear her
speak, so‐‐

‐ You guys can speak.
‐ Yeah, yeah. No.

There was something
really important to me,

and it was really on my heart,
and I felt really‐‐

like, I needed to get this
off my chest.

I just‐‐like,
I'm going through a lot,

like, emotionally,
like, physically.

Like, I feel awful.

I know how important time is.
Like, I really do.

Like, this was
eating away at me,

and I felt like
I had to address it.

‐ Like, are you having
insecurities?

Like, as the short answer?

‐ Y‐‐I think, you know,
I'm, like, really questioning,

like, if I can be here
and if I can do this.

‐ It's just hard
because you had, like,

a whole one‐on‐one date.

I have not had that.

I didn't even get
a full group date last week.

I think you could've
tried to find

a different time to talk to him.

Like, if you wanted
to go home tonight,

totally get it.

I will let you go home tonight
and talk to him,

but the fact that
you don't even know yet,

I just feel like you probably
just could've waited,

because, like, if you're

going to take time away
from other girls,

that's also gonna take away
from, you know, Matt.

So I encourage you

to really just
kind of figure it out...

‐ Yeah.
‐ Hard and quick.

‐ Okay, thank you.
‐ Because it's gonna impact

everybody around you, and it's
not gonna get any easier.

‐ Yeah.
Like, again, I'm really sorry.

‐ All right, well,
I'm gonna go back inside

and finish our date, but...
‐ Yeah. I'm sorry.

‐ Have a good night.

♪ ♪

I'm annoyed.
I'm exhausted.

I'm pissed off.

For her to interrupt me‐‐

her, who's had a whole,
entire date with him‐‐

was extremely frustrating.

‐ I'm sorry that people
feel like tonight was ruined.

‐ It wasn't ruined.
‐ It's not ruined yet.

The night's not over.
‐ I'm pissed right now,

but once I get my time,
I'll be a new person.

‐ Yeah.
‐ I'm trying to, like,

be happy, be here,
whatever, present.

‐ So glad that Sarah left.

I just, like, hope this‐‐

I can, like, set this aside

and finally get time with Matt.

‐ Hi.

‐ Hello.

Sorry.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[sighs]

‐ Uh,

y'all really brought it
earlier today.

I really enjoyed
seeing that side of you all.

It's‐‐it's a lot to‐‐
to put into words

how you feel about yourself

and how you feel romantically
about someone

you want to spend, potentially,
the rest of your life with,

and, um, I felt that,
and I saw it,

and that being said,
there still is this...

[tense music]

♪ ♪

And tonight,

and earlier today,

I feel like my relationship
with someone here progressed,

and I'm excited that
she's part of this journey.

Rachael.

‐ [laughs softly]

‐ Will you accept this rose?

‐ Of course.
Thank you.

‐ Absolutely.

‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.

Um,

again, thank you all
for an amazing group date,

and have a great night.

‐ Bye.
‐ Bye.

‐ Time is a commodity here,
and right now,

Sarah is, like,
a billionaire right now,

and we're all sitting here
with a dollar.

It's honestly offensive

that the girl who has had
the most time in the house

is coming after a date

with the girl with
the least time in the house.

Hardest man to get time with.
‐ [laughs]

Good night.
‐ Good night.

‐ He hasn't talked to me yet.

I'm just‐‐I'm so angry.
I'm so upset.

‐ I'll see you.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

‐ So angry.

Can't even.

‐ Yeah.

♪ ♪

It just wasn't appropriate
for her

to come here during this time,

and it just sucks.

‐ Sarah burned
all the damn bridges down.

At the end of the day,
it's like,

you're a grown‐ass woman,

and you should be strong enough

to hold off those feelings
until it's your time.

Like, if she's
feeling this here,

then go home.

It's so irritating,

and it's like, I feel like

I'm always being robbed of time.

[crying]
It's just so frustrating.

I'm so sick
of feeling frustrated.

♪ ♪

‐ The feelings that
I'm already having for you,

they're real.

[donkey braying]
‐ There's a donkey.

[both laughing]

‐ These women,
they have huge issues with me.

‐ I never wanna hear your name

or see your face again.
‐ [sniffs]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

‐ Honestly,
I actually could not sleep.

I've been up for a long time...
‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ 'Cause I wanted to see
if Sarah's here.

I don't know if you guys know

that she interrupted
the group date last night.

‐ Wow.

No, I did not know that.
What‐‐

‐ It was, like, the evening
portion of our group date.

I'm talking to him,

and she shows up
and interrupts my time.

‐ [sighs] ‐ Basically,

she doesn't know
if she wants to be here.

‐ Oh.

‐ She sits with Matt,
and she would not leave.

There's girls last night
who did not even get time.

So Rachael got the rose
last night,

but I can't help but wonder,

like, if Sarah
hadn't interrupted,

that maybe I could've
gotten the rose instead.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ And so I just could not sleep
this morning.

‐ Yeah, I can't imagine.

‐ I mean, people are mad.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ If she's here, the girls
have a lot to say still.

♪ ♪

[soft music]

‐ Today is my first
one‐on‐one date with Matt.

I am beyond excited

to get to spend
the whole day with him

doing whatever the heck
we're gonna be doing

and just getting to know
each other more...

‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.

‐ Hi.
‐ Serena!

‐ And getting to look at him
versus the girls all day.

[chuckles]

‐ Can you tell Matt
that, like, Sarah sucks?

Just briefly, just briefly.
[laughter]

‐ I‐‐I don't think I'm gonna,
like, take that on.

‐ Yeah.
[laughter]

‐ Ooh, ooh.

‐ Ooh.

He's so handsome!
‐ Hello.

What's going on?
Y'all look cozy.

‐ Yeah!
‐ Yeah, it's all right.

‐ I'ma slide in.
‐ Stagger your butts.

‐ We got room
for a big man on here.

‐ What's up?
‐ Hi.

‐ How you doing?
‐ I'm good.

‐ You look great.
‐ How are you?

Thanks. You look good too.
‐ Thank you.

[laughs]

I actually wanted to talk
a little bit about last night

before we headed out.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Um, last night,
when Sarah came

and joined our afterparty...

Um‐‐ ‐ She's not down here.

‐ She's not down here?
‐ She's‐‐no.

‐ She hasn't‐‐
‐ We haven't seen her.

‐ Nobody's seen her.
‐ For real?

‐ Yeah.

‐ Will you give me, like,
five minutes?

‐ Yeah, yeah.
‐ All right.

[somber music]

‐ Yeah.
‐ [chuckles]

♪ ♪

‐ It's not, like, a great way
to set the tone for the date.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Like, but it's fine.

It's five minutes,
and I get the whole day, so...

‐ Yes.

♪ ♪

‐ If somebody wants to go,
let them go.

‐ That's what I'm saying.
‐ But I don't think‐‐

I don't think
she truly wants to go.

I think she wants him to say,
"No, I want you to be here."

‐ Hi.

‐ She's looking
for that affirmation.

That's what it is.
‐ She's looking for validation.

‐ She needs validation.
‐ At this‐‐well, at this point,

she's begging for it.

‐ [grunts]

Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

How are you?

‐ It is so comfy.

I was taking a nap.

‐ Maybe she's packing her bags
and saying bye to him now.

‐ Good.
‐ Let us pray.

[laughter]

‐ Oh, my gosh, I'm, like,
so overwhelmed right now.

‐ Don't be.

‐ [sighs]

I feel like I, um‐‐
I don't know.

It's been, like, a really hard
past couple of days.

‐ Talk to me.

‐ It's just‐‐
it's a lot, you know?

It's just really hard for me.

‐ Yeah.

No, I get that.

‐ This morning, I, like,
literally, like,

packed my bags.

I was, like, ready to leave.

‐ That would be a tragedy.

I want you around.

Like, I want you
to be part of this.

What we shared
on our one‐on‐one was real.

Like, I‐‐I was so happy
after that night.

Like, I was riding
on cloud nine.

I just wanted you to know
that you're on my mind,

and I haven't forgotten about
the time we spent together.

Like, so last night,
when you came up,

I was happy to see you.

Everything you said just
validated our time together,

because if you didn't care,

you wouldn't have felt
compelled to come find me,

and if I didn't care,
I wouldn't have came up here.

‐ [quietly] I know.

‐ Matt has done nothing wrong.

He has done nothing wrong,

and she just made him feel bad

for, like, exploring
other relationships.

Like, that is a part
of this experience.

There's manipulation going on,
and I'm just not here for that.

‐ And I think she's, like,
killing the vibe again.

‐ Yeah, 100%, and I see it,
and I'm not okay with it.

[tense music]

‐ I will continue to remind you
how much I care about you

and how much that night
meant to me,

and I'm looking to have
more of those times with you.

‐ [sighs]
I really appreciate it.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

‐ And, obviously, the girls
aren't gonna be happy,

but at the end of the day,

it's, like,
me and your connection

and what I continue
to seek with you

and what I could see with you.

You know what I mean?
‐ Yeah.

‐ I will come here every day.
‐ [laughs]

‐ I'm‐‐I'm dead serious.

If that's what it takes,
every day,

for me to just stop by
and just be like,

"Hey, I'm thinking about you,"

I have real feelings for you.

♪ ♪

So think about it.
‐ Yeah.

♪ ♪

‐ And I do think it's rude,

because now it has been longer
than five minutes,

and it's Serena's date.

It's her one‐on‐one.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah, Serena.

‐ He needs to come back down
already.

‐ This has been longer
than five minutes.

‐ Way too long.
Way too long.

‐ Probably all part of her plan.

‐ How long was she with him
yesterday?

‐ For a while.

♪ ♪

‐ Kicking me out?

‐ I guess I have to.

This is really hard,

but that was really,
really so sweet

and so comforting.

This relationship
is really real,

and I mean a lot to him,

and after hearing that
from him...

I can't leave.

[chuckles]

‐ Do you think he'll
come back down with her?

‐ I hope so.
‐ Probably.

‐ [laughs]
‐ And make her apologize.

‐ We need to have, like,
our time with her...

‐ Without him.
‐ Without him.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Welcome back.

‐ That was a long five minutes.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Jeez.

‐ Sorry about that.
‐ That was a long five minutes.

‐ Ready?

‐ You ready to go?
‐ Yeah?

‐ [laughs]
‐ Bye. Have fun.

‐ Is she okay?

‐ Yeah, she's okay.

I would've‐‐I would've
spent that time

with anybody who was feeling
that type of way, you know?

[dramatic music]

We're all humans
at the end of the day.

Like, we all have emotions,

and this is my first time
doing this.

I don't know what to expect.

I know this is hard
for everybody.

‐ It's Serena's day now.

‐ Yeah, let's do it.
‐ Have fun.

‐ Yeah!
[laughter]

‐ Bye!
‐ Bye!

‐ Bye.
‐ See you guys later.

♪ ♪

‐ She's still hiding
in her room.

‐ She is not gonna stop
acting this way.

‐ It's gonna keep going

and getting worse
and worse and worse.

We're all sitting here,
pissed off, upset.

‐ She is playing on his
kindness right now.

‐ She is taking time
from other women.

You wronged us.

Come downstairs
and face the mess you made.

♪ ♪

‐ [sighs]

[mellow music]

‐ Do you know where we're going?

‐ I absolutely do.

[laughter]

I'm excited because today

I get to spend some time
with Serena P.

She's someone who caught my eye

from the jump, you know?

What she lacks in size

she brings to the table
in personality,

and I love that.

[horse nickers]
‐ Oh, I'm so excited!

[laughter]

Which one's mine?
Can I have this one?

‐ You're gonna have this one.
Yeah.

‐ Kay.
[horse nickers]

‐ Today's date card said,
"Let love lead the way,"

so I'm gonna
kind of take the reins,

and I'm gonna see if
love is on our path.

You ready?
‐ Yeah, I'm ready.

Let's do it.
[horse neighs]

Come on, Dolly.
‐ [laughs]

‐ Horses, apparently,

are a really good judge
of character.

Like, they can sense fear
and stuff in people.

‐ That's‐‐do you think
Dolly's nervous?

‐ No. Dolly loves me.

[horse neighs]
Ooh!

[both laughing]

‐ That hor‐‐you look so tiny
on that horse.

‐ [laughs]

‐ Are you gonna be nervous
to go fast?

Ooh, okay.

‐ I got the hang of it.

‐ I see that.
‐ [laughs]

‐ It's my first
one‐on‐one date with Matt,

and I'm really excited.

You look good on a horse.

Suits you.

I think my hope for this date

is just to see
if we're compatible.

Just seeing kind of
if we're on the same page

of what we want
and what we're looking for.

Is it nice being out here
because you live in the city?

‐ It's so nice.

It's important to have
a balance, you know?

‐ Yeah, 100%.

[mellow music]

There's definitely
physical attraction there,

we have a lot of fun together,

but usually, for me, I take
things a little bit slower...

‐ I thought that we could have
a nice little picnic.

‐ Yeah.

But that's not really a luxury
we have in this situation,

so I'm just gonna
challenge myself

to just take advantage of all
the time that I have today

and make the most of it.

‐ All right,
you have to show me how to make

a cheese board,
'cause I've never made one.

‐ I cannot belie‐‐

you really haven't had
a charcuterie board?

‐ I‐‐I'm not a big wine drinker.

‐ Okay, okay.

So we have our meats
and cheese selections.

‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ We have some fruit.

Usually, I'll throw
some dark chocolate on here

and, like, a good brie cheese
with some jam.

Are you‐‐can you write‐‐
where's your pad of paper?

You should be writing this down.

[both laugh]

You have to help. You‐‐
‐ I'm gonna help.

I'm gonna help.
All right.

‐ You do the cheese.

[gentle music]

‐ We've been here for, like‐‐
I can't believe it.

It's, like, already‐‐
‐ Like, almost three weeks.

‐ Yeah, three weeks now.

What's it feel like now
compared to, like,

what you were thinking
going into it?

‐ I did a lot of thinking
about it before I came

and was just like, "If I'm
gonna put my life on hold

"to come here, like,
I want to feel confident

"that it's something
that I really want to do

and I think is a good decision,"

but my dad
was so unsupportive of this,

I was kind of like, "Am I
making the wrong decision?"

He‐‐he's a supportive dad.

Like, he supports
really everything I do.

He just‐‐

he's had a very linear life,
I would say.

School, job, career,
marriage, kids.

‐ Yeah. Yeah.
‐ It's all been very linear.

And I think that
that can be portrayed

as, like, the standard...
‐ Yeah.

‐ And I don't agree with that.

It's like, to each your own.
‐ Yeah.

‐ You know what I mean?
‐ Yeah, I like that.

‐ You know, I‐‐I trust myself.

I trust that I'm capable
of making good decisions.

‐ Well, I'm very happy
you're here,

and I agree.

Like, the older I've gotten,

the less I've tied myself
to, like, what,

like, everyone else's standard
of anything is.

Like, whether that's family,
whether that's success,

whether that's happiness,

'cause I did all those things.

You know, I went to college,

I‐‐I pursued
what I wanted to do,

and when I finally got there,

it was someone else's dream.

It wasn't what I wanted to do.

It was everyone telling me
my whole life that, like,

"This is what you need to do
to be successful and be happy,"

and it was a great life,
but it wasn't mine.

It was everyone else's.

So I'm gonna make a toast.
‐ Okay.

‐ And this is
to unconventional living

and breaking the norm.

‐ Oh, I love that.
[glasses clink]

[bird chirping]

So what was your mom's
perception

of you coming here, then?

‐ There was, like,
no skepticism.

It was all optimism.

Um...
[clears throat]

My mom, I've seen
what it's like for her

to grow older
and not be in a relationship,

and there's things
that I worry about for her

and that she worries about
and thinks about for herself.

Getting into her older age

without someone to grow old with

and someone to take care of

and have a partnership with,

and my mom wants that for me,

'cause we didn't have it
growing up in our house.

Like, I didn't know
what that looked like,

and she knew that being here

would put me in a position
to find that,

and the feelings that
I'm already having for you,

like, throughout this experience

is, like, they're real.

‐ [laughs]

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

[donkey brays, chuffs]

‐ There's a donkey.

[both laugh]

[donkey braying]
Hey, buddy.

You're really killing the mood.

[upbeat music]

I'm gonna smell like donkey
after all this.

‐ [laughing] [donkey braying]

‐ Do you have any pets?

‐ I had pets
when I was growing up.

I had a turtle.

‐ What? Oh, my God.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Were you a weird kid?

‐ [laughing] What?

Everyone loves turtles
when they're little.

‐ What are you talking about?

I don't know anyone
that's ever owned a turtle.

‐ What?
‐ Yeah.

What, do you have a lot of fun
owning a turtle?

‐ What do you have
against turtles?

‐ I have nothing
against turtles.

I'm a big turtle fan,
but, like, as a pet?

They don't do anything.
You just watch them sit there.

‐ They comfort you.
They're, like, comfort animals.

‐ Are they?
They're like therapy turtles?

[both laughing]

I'm not usually someone
that, like,

catches feelings for someone
very quickly.

♪ ♪

[camera clicks, whirs]

I think the best way
to put it is,

I'm falling in "like" right now

rather than falling in love.

Ready?
‐ Yeah.

♪ ♪

[camera whirs]

[both laughing]

Oh, my gosh.
That might be the best one.

‐ You're killing me, buddy.

But I just think I'm just,
like, surprised by...

how much I like him, I guess.

I don't know, it's just‐‐

it's just weird.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

[donkey chuffs]

[dramatic music]

‐ [sniffs]

‐ We are still missing...

both: Sarah.

‐ I'm not missing her.

‐ Some of the women
are just really cruel.

‐ There's manipulation going on.

I'm not here for that.

‐ Some of us may not get roses.

‐ This is not "The Sarah Show."

‐ I'm not cut out for this.

‐ We spent most of the day
just talking about Sarah, and‐‐

‐ Did she ever come down?

Both: No.

‐ She is hiding away
like a child.

‐ Living in her hotel room?

‐ Right.
‐ Right.

‐ Insecurity has just‐‐

it's clouded her judgment

and just centered
her own emotions

when we all are feeling
those emotions.

‐ [sighs]

‐ These high‐stress situations

really bring out
characteristics in us.

It's not bringing out
very flattering ones for her.

‐ Yeah.

‐ She's digging herself
in her own hole,

and soon enough, she's not
gonna be able to come out.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

[mellow acoustic music]

♪ ♪

‐ It's been
an incredible date so far

and exceeded
all of my expectations.

I'm just so attracted to Serena

and so enchanted
with who she is.

‐ Thanks.
‐ Yeah, it's fine.

♪ ♪

‐ Oh, it's so pretty.

‐ I could see myself
with someone like her.

So I'm excited to‐‐
to dig a little deeper

tonight at dinner.

We'll see what she's comfortable

talking about tonight.

♪ ♪

I wanted to propose a toast.

‐ Cheers.

‐ To...
[glasses clink]

An incredible evening...
‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ And getting to know
each other better.

You did well today.

‐ Thanks!
[laughs]

‐ I‐‐I'm not surprised.

‐ Are you not‐‐I'm surprised.

‐ I'm a little upset
with the donkeys, you know.

‐ Why?
‐ They were‐‐

they were intruding
on my time with you.

I felt like‐‐
‐ No, I love the donkeys.

I'm all about the donkeys.

‐ I have some great pictures,
actually.

‐ I wanna see them.
‐ I kept all of them.

‐ Did you bring them?
‐ No, but I kept them all.

‐ Hmm.

‐ I liked a lot of our
conversation in the woods

and what you shared about

just kind of what you
were looking for,

so I was just curious
to hear more

about, like,
previous relationships

and what that's looked like
for you in the past.

‐ Like, I'm not a casual dater.

I'm not someone that's had,
like, a bunch of boyfriends

and stuff like that,

so I've only had one
serious relationship.

‐ Okay.

‐ I thought he was gonna be it,

and I was wrong,

and the breakup was

one of the lowest points
of my life,

but just because it was sad
and it was painful

doesn't mean
it was the wrong decision.

‐ Right.
‐ It just means that it hurt.

‐ Yeah.
‐ You know what I mean?

So what's your past
relationship experience, then?

‐ Um...

‐ You have 32 girlfriends now.

‐ [laughs]

‐ How many did you have
before this?

‐ The last relationship I was in

was probably a year ago.

‐ Okay.
‐ And we dated four months,

and it got to a point where...

we needed to put a title on it.

I‐‐I was only looking

to date somebody
if I was gonna marry 'em.

Like, I wasn't just gonna
casually date somebody.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ I just thought back
to my parents' relationship,

and I ultimately
took a step back.

‐ Let me ask you this.

Have you ever
been in love before?

‐ Um...

[sighs softly]

If you would've asked me that
when I was younger,

I would've said yes,
but love for me

looks different than it did
when I was

in college and‐‐
and fresh out of college.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ And I can't say
I've been in love yet.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ I think I've
really liked somebody,

and I've had that warm feeling
before,

but that's not love to me,
you know what I mean?

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ What about you?

‐ I was very deeply in love
with my ex,

and I know what that feeling
looks like,

and I think I was definitely
caught off guard today

just how fast things move

and how quickly
feelings are growing,

and I said earlier

that I was, like,
falling into "like" with you.

[both laughing]

And now, like, I definitely‐‐

I could see myself,
moving forward, like,

potentially falling in love
with you.

‐ Really?

‐ Which is... weird.

‐ Wow.

Well, I just can't help
but smile when I'm around you.

When I see you,

I think about the first time
I saw you,

and you just are‐‐

your energy is infectious

and someone
that I just look forward

to spending a lot of time with.

[gentle music]

‐ Like, I encourage you
to challenge me

if you feel like you're not
sure where I'm at, at all...

‐ Yeah.
‐ But I am here for you,

and I'm excited to continue

everything
that we've been doing.

♪ ♪

‐ It's nice to know that

when you feel something
about somebody,

it's reciprocated.

She felt how I did
about our relationship

and how it's progressing,

and it was exciting
to hear that.

It was‐‐it was a nice moment.

♪ ♪

When you mentioned you were
falling in "like" with me

and you could see yourself

potentially marrying
someone like me,

I wanted to let you know
that those feelings are mutual.

[light music]

Serena, will you accept
this rose?

‐ Yes, I will.

‐ [chuckles] ‐ Thank you.

♪ ♪

‐ Tonight was everything
I could've hoped it would be,

and even though I've never
been in love before,

I am very open to the thought
of feeling that with Serena.

[crickets chirping]

‐ [laughing]

You have turtles
on your bathing suit.

‐ I knew it!
I knew you were gonna know.

I knew you were gonna
say something.

‐ Because you like turtles.

‐ I was serious
about my turtles.

[cork pops]
Hey!

[both laughing]

‐ Matt and I
are really good together.

♪ ♪

I do think it's possible

that I could
fall in love with him,

which is crazy to think about,

but that's‐‐that's how I‐‐
that's the truth.

Like, I'm being honest.

♪ ♪

This could be my first date
with my future husband.

♪ ♪

‐ We are still missing, uh...

‐ Our good friend Sarah.
‐ Sarah.

‐ I'm not missing her.

[laughter]

‐ First, you faint.

Then, you gotta interrupt
a group date

because you just had to talk
to him.

The girl's got issues.

Sarah doesn't need Matt.
Sarah needs a Xanax.

‐ The fact that she's hiding
and she's not...

‐ Facing the music?

‐ Facing the mess she made

is more telling than anything
to me.

‐ [laughing] Right?

‐ I mean, honestly, guys,
sometimes‐‐

I've always said, like,
silence is just as loud.

‐ I agree.
‐ It speaks volumes,

and, like, if you can't
come down here,

I'm like,
"Then I know who you are."

‐ Sometimes you just
let a bitch go.

[dramatic music]

[knock at door]

‐ Oh.
‐ Literally.

‐ Whoo!
[women cheering]

‐ Date card.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

‐ [whispers] Squeeze in.

How are you?

♪ ♪

‐ [quietly] Oh, my God.

‐ Out of nowhere, Sarah pops up,

and honestly, she just tried
to slide in there

so no one would notice her,
but, like,

where have you been?

There's a lot of people here
that were upset,

and she tried to hide all day.

♪ ♪

This just has to stop,

and I'm not gonna put up
with her antics at all.

My best advice to Sarah
would be,

"You should pack your bags
and go home."

♪ ♪

[tense music]

‐ You didn't talk to anyone,
we didn't know where you were,

and after what's gone on, Sarah,

I was worried about you,

and I don't know how to feel
right now.

‐ Well, actually,
I just wanted to, um,

address all of that, you know.

[sighs]
Um...

first, I just really
want to apologize

to the women
who I interrupted yesterday,

specifically Katie.

I'm really sorry.

I genuinely meant no disrespect.

Um, and then, second,

I just want to apologize
to all the women

for not coming down sooner
to clear the air

or address the situation,

and I know the timing was bad,

and I sincerely apologize.

But yesterday, you know,

I was planning on going home

just because I was really
overwhelmed by this process,

and I wanted to talk about that
with him face‐to‐face.

Like, I knew
what I was getting into.

I just didn't expect it
to be this difficult this fast,

and I think if you guys
have had the chance

to get to know me
over the past...

‐ Nobody knows you.
‐ We haven't.

‐ Okay.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Hopefully you guys
know my heart

and see my heart and‐‐
‐ I haven't.

‐ I have had great conversations

and connections
with you ladies, and I know‐‐

‐ Who is she talking to here?
Like, what?

‐ Okay, well‐‐

‐ My thing is, like,

the time that he spent
reassuring you,

some of us didn't
get to talk to him at all,

and so he can't even explore
those relationships,

and we can't explore
our relationships with him.

‐ 'Cause you're monopolizing.
This is not "The Sarah Show."

‐ I was literally considering
leaving, you guys,

and honestly,
it was just a couple minutes,

and I know it was
a complete mood shift,

and I'm sorry, but I just‐‐
I didn't know what else to do.

‐ So if you don't wanna be here,

then why are you taking
someone else's rose

that really does wanna be here
and trusts that process?

‐ I do wanna be here for Matt.

It's just so‐‐
it's really difficult for me,

and I think‐‐
‐ You haven't had it difficult.

You've had a one‐on‐one.
You had extra time with him.

Like, you literally have not
had it difficult.

‐ And it's very, very annoying

that you took our group date

to talk about
your personal problems,

and your repercussions
of your action means that

some of us may not get roses,
and that's terrifying.

‐ I‐‐I don't know
what else to say.

Like, I really feel‐‐
‐ You didn't care.

You didn't take
anyone else's feelings

into account except your own.

I don't even think you took
Matt's feelings into account

when you were doing
what you were doing.

‐ I definitely did.
I definitely did.

That's why I thought it was‐‐
‐ Yeah, you were trying

to make him feel
some type of way about you.

Like, make you‐‐ ‐ Exactly.

‐ Make him feel bad for you
or something.

‐ You can say you wanted him
to make you stay.

Like, that's fine.
We all would understand that.

But just say it.

‐ Yeah, just say
you needed his validation

and you thought
you were more important

than everyone else's time.

‐ I don't think I'm‐‐

I get how the actions
come across that way,

but, like, I literally
was planning on leaving,

and I felt like
I had to talk to him.

‐ If I talked to him
every time I felt insecure,

no one would be having time
right now.

Like, it just felt...

‐ Calculated.
‐ Calculated and...

‐ Manipulative.
Toxic.

‐ And I concur.

You're all three
of those things, Sarah.

Like, that's how you're acting‐‐

that you need his attention

and he can't talk
to other girls...

[mockingly]
Or you're gonna go home.

‐ I hear you, and I wanna, like,

make amends with you ladies.

Like, I really sincerely‐‐
‐ You burned all the bridges.

‐ Why do you think that we want
to make amends with you?

She was just trying
to placate the situation,

and I'm like, "You're such
a calculating little bitch."

If Matt sends her home,

I will want to [bleep] him,
because I'll just be like,

"That is so hot that he can see
through her [bleep]."

I'm not gonna speak
for the group,

but I do not accept
your apology,

even if you say it
20 more times.

‐ I hope that your connection
with Matt

is very strong right now,

because the rest of your
living situation here

is going to be horrible.

♪ ♪

‐ Yeah.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

‐ I just feel so, like...

[sniffles]
Emotionally beat up.

MJ, can we talk?

‐ Uh, I need to cool down.
‐ Yeah.

These women
that I have gotten to know

have huge issues with me now.

‐ I was gonna say,

"Literally avoid me
at all costs,

"'cause I never want
to hear your name

or see your face again."

‐ Yeah.
‐ "Thank you."

‐ It's making it really
difficult for me to be here.

♪ ♪

[sniffles]

[tense music]

‐ [sniffles]

[crying]

♪ ♪

‐ She still hasn't
come out today.

Like, Sarah is still
hiding in her room.

Last night, it definitely
got, like, intense,

but I'm not irritated
by, like, what Sarah's done

and what mood she's created
in the house,

but at this point,

she's ostracized herself
from the group.

Like, she has not tried
to communicate with anybody.

So I'm going to focus on
what I can control right now,

and I cannot control her,

so she can do her thing,
and I'll do mine.

‐ Mm‐hmm, exactly.

♪ ♪

‐ [crying] [knock at door]

[door opens]
‐ Hey.

‐ [exhales]

How are you feeling?

‐ Um...
‐ I mean...

‐ Obviously upset, but no.

Um...
‐ I'm sorry.

For me, that was hard to watch.

I didn't like that.

I did not like that at all.

‐ I've already made up my mind.

You know, I decided
I'm going to leave.

[soft music]

‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.

I just can't‐‐ I can't do this.

‐ Is it because of the girls?

‐ It's been a combination
of things, you know?

Like, it wasn't just last night.

[sniffles]

‐ But the thing is,

if you have a connection
with Matt,

and if Matt has a connection
with you,

as much as I hate to say it,

I have to have you guys
explore that completely,

because I don't want
to be his backup plan.

If you leave and he's still
interested in you,

he's gonna be wondering,
"What if?"

‐ I mean, like, I really
believe in the feelings

I have with him, but I just‐‐

I'm not cut out for this,
and, like...

I just can't give this
my all, you know?

Like, all of my worst
insecurities are coming out.

I really have to put
my well‐being first,

and I'm not
in a good headspace here.

♪ ♪

[sighs]
And, you know,

I don't‐‐I haven't really
opened up to you

about the situation with my dad,

but he has a terminal illness,

and, like,

it's not, like, years or months.

It's, like‐‐ maybe, like, weeks.

So that's really
weighing on my heart, too‐‐

time away from him.

And I thought
I was ready for this,

but, like, I have to be true
to myself.

♪ ♪

‐ My dad passed away in 2012.

So I 100% encourage you
to be with him.

♪ ♪

If I could get back
the minutes I had with him...

♪ ♪

‐ Yeah.
It's weighing on my heart.

It's so hard being here
away from him

knowing, like, we don't know
how much time he has.

♪ ♪

‐ I understand that
more than I would like to.

[both sniffling]

Knowing that, I mean, yeah.
It changes everything.

♪ ♪

And I missed out
on my goodbye to my dad,

so I would never want that
for you.

♪ ♪

‐ Thank you.

I really appreciate that.

♪ ♪

My dad is everything to me.

I think he wants me
to be happy and find love,

so it's not just
because of my dad's condition.

It's also the tension
in the house.

♪ ♪

I believe in the feelings
with Matt.

We have a great connection,

but, like,
Matt deserves the best,

and, like,
I just don't feel my best.

[emotional music]

I want him to have
everything and more

of what he came here for,

but I don't think
it can be with me.

♪ ♪

I have to tell Matt
I can't be here.

He deserves to hear it from me.

♪ ♪

I hope Matt understands.

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

‐ Is Sarah gonna come today?
‐ Is Sarah still here?

‐ Nobody's seen her.

She hasn't come out of her room
once again.

Is this, what, like,
the third day in a row?

‐ If she doesn't show up
on the group date,

I feel like that's
a big red flag to Matt.

‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Exactly.
‐ Exactly.

‐ Can I squeeze in there?
‐ Yeah, sorry.

[indistinct chatter]
‐ Um...

I talked to Sarah this morning.

‐ [gasps] ‐ Okay.

‐ She realizes that
this is not for her.

She actually has a really big
family thing, as well,

that's looming over her,

so she went home today.

I want to remind everyone
to stay classy in this process

because we don't know
our stories.

So I did ask Sarah
some important questions.

You know, I wanted to know

if she was leaving
because of last night.

What I don't want
is for her to think

she was bullied out of here.

‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Yeah.

‐ You know, she does have
a connection with Matt,

but ultimately, she said

she's doing what's best for her.

This ends in an engagement,

and if you're not ready
for that,

you do need to figure that out
early, you know?

And if that's how she feels,

then it is best that she leaves.

♪ ♪

[car door closes]

[bird chirping]

‐ [sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]
‐ Hey.

‐ [sighing]

‐ Come in, come in.

[gentle music]

I got a surprise visitor‐‐
Sarah.

‐ I'm sorry to just, like,
surprise you like this.

[sighs]

‐ She looks a little worried,

and I'm just like,
"What is going on?"

Because I like her,
and I want to see her around

and get to know her better,
so hopefully she sees that too.

‐ [sighs]

It's so hard to, like, explain

what the past, like, two days
have been like,

and I'm just, like, so sorry.

[breathes deeply]

‐ Don't apologize.

What's‐‐what's going on?

‐ [sighs shakily]

I mean,
our connection is amazing,

but, like, I've been
processing it, and, like...

[sighs]

I'm just, like,
doubting everything

and, like,
if I'm ready for this,

and, like,
if I can truly do this.

[somber music]

And I told you, like,

how important family is to me...

‐ Yeah.
‐ And, like,

being away from them...

[sighs]

♪ ♪

I think it's just, like,
weighing so hard on me.

Like, I just feel, like,
so alone here,

and, like, I was just, like,
completely attacked

by so many of the women
in the house,

and I just feel like
I'm not welcome.

♪ ♪

‐ You said
the women in the house?

Like, what do you mean?

‐ [sighs]

Just, like,

I went downstairs to, like,
apologize to the women

for being in my room all day

and was, like,
completely attacked.

Some of the women in there

are just really cruel
and malicious,

and it's, like,
really hard for me.

♪ ♪

‐ I can't imagine
what you're going through

from the standpoint
of your family back home

and what it's like
to be in the house

after something like that,

but what I do know
is how I feel about you,

and it's real,

and our time together

and how hopeful I am for that

and how much I want you here.

The first night when I saw you,

I was extremely excited
about going inside

and getting to talk to you,

and I felt like I blew it

because I didn't know
what to say,

and I was nervous
to talk to you.

Like, I completely
dropped the ball,

and when I got that time
with you

and we had that connection,

everything that I thought
I felt about you was validated.

And, like, I shared
a lot of stuff with you

I've never shared with anybody.
‐ Yeah.

‐ And you shared with me
your heart, and it's like...

♪ ♪

Like, that meant something
to me.

♪ ♪

You know what I mean?
‐ Yeah.

‐ I don't‐‐
I don't want to lose you.

♪ ♪

‐ [sighs]

[whispers]
This is so hard.

Thank you for saying
all of that, you know?

♪ ♪

[sighs]

♪ ♪

I've prayed about this,

and I've thought about it,
and, like,

I just feel really called
to, like, go home

and be with my family.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

I just don't think
I'm ready for this.

[crying]

[sighs]

♪ ♪

I wish you could see, like,

my heart.

‐ I feel it.

♪ ♪

‐ [whispers] I'm so sorry.

I just can't do this.
‐ It's okay.

Don't apologize.
‐ [sniffles]

Oh, God.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

‐ That doesn't mean I'm gonna
stop thinking about you

and praying for your dad
and thinking about your family.

♪ ♪

When you're ready,

some guy is gonna
be extremely lucky...

and I'm bummed that it's not me,

but I've learned so much
from you already

and what it means to sacrifice

and do anything for the family
and for people you love,

and I'm gonna miss you.

‐ [sighs]

Yeah.
I'm gonna miss you too.

[sighs]

♪ ♪

‐ Yes.

[sighs]

♪ ♪

[sighing]

♪ ♪

[sighs]

♪ ♪

[crying]

♪ ♪

I'm so sorry.

‐ Don't apologize.

♪ ♪

[engine turns over]

‐ [crying]

♪ ♪

[sobbing]

♪ ♪

[sniffs]

That's the hardest thing
I've ever done.

♪ ♪

[gasps]

I know he's, like,
such an amazing man.

♪ ♪

I do have feelings for him,

but I can't do this.

[crying]

[gasps]

And he sees my heart,

and he knows how important
family is to me.

I think that's why he let me go,

'cause he sees my heart.

[sobbing]

This isn't the best Sarah,

and Matt deserves the best.

I gave it my all.

♪ ♪

[sniffs]

I just can't do this.

[cries]

♪ ♪

But part of me thinks
I'm making a mistake

because he is so incredible.

♪ ♪

‐ Next week on "The Bachelor"...

‐ When one door closes,
another one opens.

‐ I hope he knows that
we're all here for him.

‐ I'm feeling so good today.

I'm ready to talk to Matt.

‐ We've had enough drama
this week.

We all deserve a break.

[dramatic music]

‐ What?
‐ No!

♪ ♪

‐ Oh, my gosh!

‐ [sighs]

‐ There are five new girls.

‐ Who the [bleep]
are these random‐ass hos?

♪ ♪

‐ Is she kissing him?

‐ I wanna vomit right now.

‐ It's hard.
This is so hard.

‐ People are pissed.

‐ They just wanted
to save the best for last.

‐ I literally
just wanna go home.

‐ Ahh!

‐ Who the [bleep] are you?
Why are you here?

‐ [sniffles]

‐ If you're being a bitch,

I'm gonna tell you
you're being a bitch.

‐ Don't tell me
you get what it's like,

'cause you don't get it.

‐ I feel like
I'm, like, skating by.

‐ It literally
could ruin their lives.

♪ ♪

‐ People have gone
out of their way to find me

and tell me, "Oh, my God,
watch out for this girl."

‐ Like, watch out with her, how?

‐ That she's entertaining men
for money.

‐ [laughs]

‐ I'd heard rumors
that she may be an escort.

‐ [gasps] ‐ What?

‐ Oh, my gosh.

‐ Watch out for this girl.

‐ The drama continues
next week on "The Bachelor."

‐ Hey, donkey.

[soft music]

‐ Hey, buddy.

[donkey braying]

‐ [laughs]

‐ I got rejected.

[donkey chuffs]

‐ I enjoy spending time
with Serena P.

She's just a down‐to‐earth...

[hiccups]

Human.

[laughing]

[playful music]

[laughs, hiccups]

All good.
‐ Good.

‐ [hiccups] ‐ Ooh.

‐ I told you.

Got the hiccups.
‐ How you feeling?

‐ [hiccuping]

[laughs, hiccups]

Champagne gives me hiccups.

[hiccuping]

[clears throat]
All right, hold on.

[inhales deeply]

♪ ♪

All right.
That should be good.

The trail through the woods
was romantic.

We‐‐we talked about a lot...

[hiccups]
A lot of stuff that, um...

[laughing]

It's the hiccups!

Oh...

[donkey braying]