The Atom Ant Show (1965–1968): Season 1, Episode 17 - Bully for Atom Ant - full transcript
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant!
His strength, his might,his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's toughand bad guys yell, "Enough!"
when he is upand at 'em, Atom Ant!
thud
thunk thunk thunk
boom
[theme music]
(male narrator)Taking time out from hiscrime crushing duties
for an well-earned vacation
that defender of justiceAtom Ant
arrives incognitoin sunny Mexico.
(man over PA)
'Mexico vacation special
now unloading at runway 12.'
'Gracias.'
Welcome to Mexico,senor.
Welcome,senorita.
Ay, caramba!
Do my eyes believe me?
'It is that defender of justice,
Atom Ant.'
Shh. Not so loud.
I'm on vacation and I'd like
to keep my identity a secret.
Si, I understand. Shh.
You are just another tourist.
Welcome to Mexico. And to my
autograph books,senor.
Ah, me, such is fame.
Why fight it?
(male narrator)And so, as just another tourist
Atom Ant embarkedon his vacation fun.
(Atom Ant)
'Oh boy, tacos.'
'Uh, one taco, please,
with everything on it.'
Who am I to deny food
to a hungry hat?
'We ants have a warm spot
in our hearts for hot tacos.'
Okay, sombrero, try this.
I hope it's your size.
(Atom Ant)'Muchas gracias.'
[munching]
Mmm. Delicious.
[man sobbing]
Someone in trouble?
Adios, cruel world. I don't
think I stay on you anymore.
Adios.
splash
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
Caramba!
Nothing goes right for me.
Even the bottom of the ocean
is dry like the top of the land.
It is the top of the land.
That's because I have saved you.
Boy, speaking of me,
I am Atom Ant.
It's funny. You look like
just another tourist to me.
And what is your name,
my good fellow?
C. Enchilada.
Oh, what does the "C"
stand for?
- Chicken.
- Chicken Enchilada?
Why do they call you that?
My girlfriend, Conchita Onita
Marquita Rosita Concuela
call me that because
I will not fight El Tornado
the bull in the bull ring today.
So, no marriage.
Prepare for the wedding.
For I, Atom Ant, will help you
beat El Tornado today.
[people cheering]
(male announcer)
'The bravest bull
in all Mexico.'
'Yoo-hoo-hoo!'
Hello, Conchita, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera, Concuela.
See, I fight El Tornado for you.
[scoffs]
[indistinct chatter]
[banging on door]
Remember, Chiky baby,
no one can see me.Si?
They'll see you and think
it is you fighting El Tornado.
-Si?
-Si, si, I see. I think.
[growling]
Haka! Toro, toro! Ah-ha.
[bellowing]
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
Ah-ha! Toro, toro!
clank
Ha! Toro, toro! Aha.
Mm-hm.
Toro! Toro! Hey!
Toro! Toro! Ha! Ha!
Hm, I think maybe
he hiding a rock or something.
Hee hee hee hee.
(audience)'Ole! Ole! Ole!'
'Viva Chicken Enchilada.Ole! Ole!'
It is nothing.
whirr whirr
Why, you, I'll puncture you,
you pompous picador.
[bellows]
Wo, wo, wo.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[audience cheering]
bam
[mumbling]
(man from audience)'Viva Enchilada!'
Toro, toro.
(Atom Ant)
'I think you've got
his attention.'
He's dangerous.
Watch his next step.
(man from audience)
'Boo, boo!
El Tornado is a toad.'
Hey, Toro.
(Atom Ant)
'Here we go again.'
bam
[audience cheering]
Ole for me.
I beat El Tornado.
Uh, not yet. Look.
[bellowing]
(Atom Ant)
'Uh, better throw a few more,
ha ha, toro-toros at him.'
Ha! Toro, toro. Ha ha.
Come on up, Toro. Ha ha ha.
clank
bam
Hardy har har.
(crowd cheering)'Ole! Ole! El Tornado.'
I make a"hole" in one.
Har har har har.
Where did we go wrong?
Well, he caught us by surprise.
Now, what do we do?
Don't go away,
I'll be right back.
swoosh
hutt hutt
thud
Ha ha ha ha ha.
bam
He can't take my atomic punch.
Oops. Here's the fallout.
thud
I surrender.
(crowd cheering)'Viva Chicken Enchilada.'
'Best bullfighter
in all Mexico.'
Goodbye, Chicken Enchilada.
Goodbye, Chikita et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera.
Adios, Senor Atom Ant.
And golly for you.
Giddy up, El Tornado. Giddy up.
And so they lived happily
ever after. I think.
[laughing]
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might,his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell, "Enough!"
when he is upand at 'em, Atom Ant!'
[instrumental music]
thud
thunk thunk thunk
boom
His strength, his might,his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's toughand bad guys yell, "Enough!"
when he is upand at 'em, Atom Ant!
thud
thunk thunk thunk
boom
[theme music]
(male narrator)Taking time out from hiscrime crushing duties
for an well-earned vacation
that defender of justiceAtom Ant
arrives incognitoin sunny Mexico.
(man over PA)
'Mexico vacation special
now unloading at runway 12.'
'Gracias.'
Welcome to Mexico,senor.
Welcome,senorita.
Ay, caramba!
Do my eyes believe me?
'It is that defender of justice,
Atom Ant.'
Shh. Not so loud.
I'm on vacation and I'd like
to keep my identity a secret.
Si, I understand. Shh.
You are just another tourist.
Welcome to Mexico. And to my
autograph books,senor.
Ah, me, such is fame.
Why fight it?
(male narrator)And so, as just another tourist
Atom Ant embarkedon his vacation fun.
(Atom Ant)
'Oh boy, tacos.'
'Uh, one taco, please,
with everything on it.'
Who am I to deny food
to a hungry hat?
'We ants have a warm spot
in our hearts for hot tacos.'
Okay, sombrero, try this.
I hope it's your size.
(Atom Ant)'Muchas gracias.'
[munching]
Mmm. Delicious.
[man sobbing]
Someone in trouble?
Adios, cruel world. I don't
think I stay on you anymore.
Adios.
splash
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
Caramba!
Nothing goes right for me.
Even the bottom of the ocean
is dry like the top of the land.
It is the top of the land.
That's because I have saved you.
Boy, speaking of me,
I am Atom Ant.
It's funny. You look like
just another tourist to me.
And what is your name,
my good fellow?
C. Enchilada.
Oh, what does the "C"
stand for?
- Chicken.
- Chicken Enchilada?
Why do they call you that?
My girlfriend, Conchita Onita
Marquita Rosita Concuela
call me that because
I will not fight El Tornado
the bull in the bull ring today.
So, no marriage.
Prepare for the wedding.
For I, Atom Ant, will help you
beat El Tornado today.
[people cheering]
(male announcer)
'The bravest bull
in all Mexico.'
'Yoo-hoo-hoo!'
Hello, Conchita, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera, Concuela.
See, I fight El Tornado for you.
[scoffs]
[indistinct chatter]
[banging on door]
Remember, Chiky baby,
no one can see me.Si?
They'll see you and think
it is you fighting El Tornado.
-Si?
-Si, si, I see. I think.
[growling]
Haka! Toro, toro! Ah-ha.
[bellowing]
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
Ah-ha! Toro, toro!
clank
Ha! Toro, toro! Aha.
Mm-hm.
Toro! Toro! Hey!
Toro! Toro! Ha! Ha!
Hm, I think maybe
he hiding a rock or something.
Hee hee hee hee.
(audience)'Ole! Ole! Ole!'
'Viva Chicken Enchilada.Ole! Ole!'
It is nothing.
whirr whirr
Why, you, I'll puncture you,
you pompous picador.
[bellows]
Wo, wo, wo.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[audience cheering]
bam
[mumbling]
(man from audience)'Viva Enchilada!'
Toro, toro.
(Atom Ant)
'I think you've got
his attention.'
He's dangerous.
Watch his next step.
(man from audience)
'Boo, boo!
El Tornado is a toad.'
Hey, Toro.
(Atom Ant)
'Here we go again.'
bam
[audience cheering]
Ole for me.
I beat El Tornado.
Uh, not yet. Look.
[bellowing]
(Atom Ant)
'Uh, better throw a few more,
ha ha, toro-toros at him.'
Ha! Toro, toro. Ha ha.
Come on up, Toro. Ha ha ha.
clank
bam
Hardy har har.
(crowd cheering)'Ole! Ole! El Tornado.'
I make a"hole" in one.
Har har har har.
Where did we go wrong?
Well, he caught us by surprise.
Now, what do we do?
Don't go away,
I'll be right back.
swoosh
hutt hutt
thud
Ha ha ha ha ha.
bam
He can't take my atomic punch.
Oops. Here's the fallout.
thud
I surrender.
(crowd cheering)'Viva Chicken Enchilada.'
'Best bullfighter
in all Mexico.'
Goodbye, Chicken Enchilada.
Goodbye, Chikita et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera.
Adios, Senor Atom Ant.
And golly for you.
Giddy up, El Tornado. Giddy up.
And so they lived happily
ever after. I think.
[laughing]
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might,his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell, "Enough!"
when he is upand at 'em, Atom Ant!'
[instrumental music]
thud
thunk thunk thunk
boom