The Atom Ant Show (1965–1968): Season 1, Episode 15 - Dina-Sore - full transcript

(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.

He's strength, he's might,he's speed, he's fight.

He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant,and his atomic power

has what it takes, and alwaysmakes the vilest villain cower.

He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell enough

when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!

[instrumental music]

thud

clang clang clang

kaboom

[thunder rumbling]



Oh, boy, what a dull, borin' job
this museum watchman is.

Nothin' ever happens
around here.

A guy has a hard time
just stayin' awake and nothin'

to look at, but the old
pre-historic dinosaur.

[thunder rumbling]

Nasty night outside.

[yawning]

[yawning]

Yep, the most borin'
job in the city.

[sneezing]

Gesundheit. Gesundheit?

[growling]

[screaming]
H-h-oly Mackerel!

The lightnin' must have brought
that tyrannosaurus to life.



H-h-elp!

Help! An escaped tyrannosaurus!
Help!

[growling]

[chuckles]

Help! A giant Tyrannosaurus
is attacking the city.

Run for your life!

Wha-aa! Help!

He's attackin' me.
Run for my life!

[chuckles]

[indistinct shouting]

[tires screeching]

A wha-wo.. W-what's that,
Clarence?

Looks like a tyrannosaurus.

'Oh, boy!' The chief
will never believe this.'

I don't believe it myself.

- Car 26 callin' to chief.
- 'Oh, what is it, Clarence?'

(Clarence)
'There is a tyrannosaurus
headin' up Maple Street.'

A tyrannosaurus, huh?

Expect me to believe that,
do you think I am crazy?

Yike!

A tyrannosaurus! Call the army!

'Call the marines!'

[chomping]

pew pew

[giggles]

ptooey ptooey ptooey

- Help!
- Help!

This is the chief of police.

Get me Atom Ant and hurry.

It's an extreme emergency.

Besides, it's a toll call.

[instrumental music]

[telephone rings]

Hello, Atom Ant speaking.

(chief)
'This is the chief.'

Oh! Hi, there, chief.
What's the problem?

A tyrannosaurus?
But there aren't any.

They are extinct.

Well, this one got himself
un-extincted

and he is terrorizing
the city.

Okay, chief, I'll take over.

Tell everyone to relax.
Atom Ant is on the way.

But first, a few exercises.

That's better.

Now, here I come,
Mr. Tyrannosaurus.

Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!

I hope this case isn't
too big for Atom Ant.

Okay, big boy,
you better come quietly.

I'd hate to get rough with you.

Unh-unh, unh-unh.

[giggles]

thud

(Atom Ant)
Sorry, Ty, but you just can't
go around scaring everybody.

I'll take you somewhere
where you won't bother anyone.

Hey, wait a minute.
I don't know where.

He just doesn't fit any place.

Whoops!

[growls]

Now, don't get rough with me,
big boy. I'm warning you.

You are just no match
for the world's mightiest ant.

I guess he's just got to learn
by a painful experience.

Huh?

[groans]

Now, perhaps we can talk
this whole problem out.

[growls]

[inhales sharply]

[blows air]

I think this dinosaur
is really getting sore.

thud

I sure hate to do this,
but he doesn't

seem to be getting the message.
So, here goes.

swoosh

'You and I are just going
to have this out'

'once and for all.'

Yes, sir. It looks
like a showdown, folks.

Between the monster
and Atom Ant.

They're heading
for the ballpark

'for a knockdown
drag-out, no holds barred ba..'

thud

'They are both in the park now
sizing each other up.'

'Atom Ant
is on the pitcher's mound.'

'The dinosaur leads with a hard
foot stomp to the body.'

[giggles]

'And Atom Ant is down, folks.'

'He's down. He's not moving.'

[bell rings]

But I'm a strong finisher.

And now, for the big finish.

So, up and at 'em, Atom Ant!

(male reporter)
'Atom Ant is up again.'

'He's got the monster
by the tail.'

thud

'The monster's down.'

- 'Now, he's up.'
- Eesh!

- 'Now, he's down.'
- Oof!

'Now, he's up again.'

'What a fight, folks.'

'For those of you
who have color sets'

'it's a beautiful scene.'

[growling]

I believe he's ready to quit.

That's it, folks.
The fight is over.

'There he goes.
The monster has quit.'

'He's headed for the ocean'

'where these creatures
originally came from.'

'He's swimming out to sea.'

It's unlikely we'll ever
see him again.

Ladies and gentleman

his honor,
the mayor of our fair city.

I'd like to thank you
on behalf of all the citizens

'of the city you saved,
Atom Ant!'

Oh, that's okay, mayor.
That's what I'm here for.

Remember, when danger threatens,
just look me up.

I'm in the book. So long.

Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!

(male reporter)
'There he goes, folks.
The incredible Atom A-nt!'

[instrumental music]

(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.

He's strength, he's might,he's speed, he's fight!

He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant,and his atomic power

has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villian cower.

He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell enough

when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!

thud

clang clang clang

kaboom