The Atom Ant Show (1965–1968): Season 1, Episode 14 - Wild, Wild Ants - full transcript
(male narrator) Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might, his speed, his fight
he's Atom Ant, that tiny ant, and his atomic power
has what it takes and always makes the vilest villian cower!
He's rough, he's tough, and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
clang clang clang
kaboom
[engine revving]
Okay, members
of the Ant Hill Mob, let's go.
- 'Yeah, man!'
- 'Yeah, man!'
[indistinct]
[all yelling]
[instrumental music]
What's that?
It's the Ant Hill Mob.
Let's get out of here.
Okay, mob, come and get it.
[all whooping]
slurp
Ah.
plop
slurp
- Ya-hoo!
- Ya-ha!
- Ya-hoo!
- Yippee!
Ya-aah!
[engine revving]
[music continues]
As mayor of this city,
I order you
to rid the picnic grounds
of the Ant Hill Mob
or you're through as
park commissioner, understand?
Y-yes, sir.
(male narrator) Meanwhile, down in his secret laboratory
is Atom Ant, defender of justice.
A muscle a day
keeps the doctor away
and keeps you healthy
the Atom Ant way.
[zapping]
"H-E-L-P. Help."
The emergency call letters.
0-X-9 calling
for location check.
Uh-huh!
It's from the park commissioner.
Come in, commissioner.
Atom Ant, the Ant Hill Mob
is harassing picnickers
in the park.
Can you stop them?
Yes, sir, commissioner.
I shall teach them to behave.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
There, I'll put this
picnic spread for bait
and find a place
to hide and wait.
[intense music]
[engine revving]
Okay, gang, come and get it.
- 'Yeah!'
- 'Yoo-hoo!'
(Atom Ant)
Hold it. Hold it right there.
If you can't have fun
and behave yourselves
you'd better leave quietly.
Goodbye.
Oh, it's you, Atom Ant.
Good-pie yourself!
splat
[laughs]
'Pretty good pie, eh,
Atom Ant?'
You fellows should be ashamed
to call yourself an ant.
[laughs]
Come on, mob, let's go.
- 'Yeah!'
- 'Yoo-hoo!'
[engine revving]
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swish
May I give you a lift?
Bombs away!
I've heard of watermelon skies,
but this is ridiculous.
bang
pop
bang bang bang
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
Hey, somebody stole my cake.
splat
And who put out the lights?
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
How would you like a bana?
No, thanks, I just had one.
Here, have another.
thud
pop
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
splat
Now, will you behave and respect
the rights of others?
No. But you will.
[grunting]
With a little coaxing.
bang
Now, will you behave
and beat it?
Don't go away,
I'll be right back.
swoosh
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
Give up before it's too late.
Let me rock you to sleep.
Ya-hoo!
Ya-hoo yourself.
bang
bam
Now, will you behave?
- 'Yeah, man!'
- 'Yeah, man!'
(Atom Ant)
'One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.'
'One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.'
A muscle a day
keeps the doctor away
and keeps you healthy
the Atom Ant way.
And that's for
up-and-at-'em sure.
[giggles]
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(male narrator) Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might, his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant, and his atomic power
has what it takes and always makes the vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough, and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
thud
clang clang clang
kaboom
His strength, his might, his speed, his fight
he's Atom Ant, that tiny ant, and his atomic power
has what it takes and always makes the vilest villian cower!
He's rough, he's tough, and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
clang clang clang
kaboom
[engine revving]
Okay, members
of the Ant Hill Mob, let's go.
- 'Yeah, man!'
- 'Yeah, man!'
[indistinct]
[all yelling]
[instrumental music]
What's that?
It's the Ant Hill Mob.
Let's get out of here.
Okay, mob, come and get it.
[all whooping]
slurp
Ah.
plop
slurp
- Ya-hoo!
- Ya-ha!
- Ya-hoo!
- Yippee!
Ya-aah!
[engine revving]
[music continues]
As mayor of this city,
I order you
to rid the picnic grounds
of the Ant Hill Mob
or you're through as
park commissioner, understand?
Y-yes, sir.
(male narrator) Meanwhile, down in his secret laboratory
is Atom Ant, defender of justice.
A muscle a day
keeps the doctor away
and keeps you healthy
the Atom Ant way.
[zapping]
"H-E-L-P. Help."
The emergency call letters.
0-X-9 calling
for location check.
Uh-huh!
It's from the park commissioner.
Come in, commissioner.
Atom Ant, the Ant Hill Mob
is harassing picnickers
in the park.
Can you stop them?
Yes, sir, commissioner.
I shall teach them to behave.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
There, I'll put this
picnic spread for bait
and find a place
to hide and wait.
[intense music]
[engine revving]
Okay, gang, come and get it.
- 'Yeah!'
- 'Yoo-hoo!'
(Atom Ant)
Hold it. Hold it right there.
If you can't have fun
and behave yourselves
you'd better leave quietly.
Goodbye.
Oh, it's you, Atom Ant.
Good-pie yourself!
splat
[laughs]
'Pretty good pie, eh,
Atom Ant?'
You fellows should be ashamed
to call yourself an ant.
[laughs]
Come on, mob, let's go.
- 'Yeah!'
- 'Yoo-hoo!'
[engine revving]
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swish
May I give you a lift?
Bombs away!
I've heard of watermelon skies,
but this is ridiculous.
bang
pop
bang bang bang
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
Hey, somebody stole my cake.
splat
And who put out the lights?
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
How would you like a bana?
No, thanks, I just had one.
Here, have another.
thud
pop
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
splat
Now, will you behave and respect
the rights of others?
No. But you will.
[grunting]
With a little coaxing.
bang
Now, will you behave
and beat it?
Don't go away,
I'll be right back.
swoosh
One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
swoosh
Give up before it's too late.
Let me rock you to sleep.
Ya-hoo!
Ya-hoo yourself.
bang
bam
Now, will you behave?
- 'Yeah, man!'
- 'Yeah, man!'
(Atom Ant)
'One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.'
'One, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two.'
A muscle a day
keeps the doctor away
and keeps you healthy
the Atom Ant way.
And that's for
up-and-at-'em sure.
[giggles]
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(male narrator) Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might, his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant, and his atomic power
has what it takes and always makes the vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough, and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
thud
clang clang clang
kaboom