The Atom Ant Show (1965–1968): Season 1, Episode 13 - Super Blooper - full transcript
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant!
He's strength, he's might,he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant,and his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
thud
clang clang clang
kaboom
(man on TV)
'And now it's time once again'
'for your favorite
television hero'
'enemy of the evil,
champion of justice'
'"Super Guy", so stay tuned,
boys and girls.'
Wow! What a guy.
He's my kind of hero.
(man on TV)
'And here he is,
brave, courageous'
'and fearless
in the face of danger.'
He's terrific.
'Faster than a speeding rocket,
that's Super Guy.'
Attaboy, Super,
go get 'em, boy.
Oh, boy!
(man on TV)
'And powerful enough
to use his strength'
'where it will do
the most good.'
'And listen, boys and girls'
'Super Guy will appear
at your local supermarket'
this very afternoon.
So, come on out and see him.
I've never seen my favorite
TV hero in person.
So up and at 'em, Atom Ant.
whoosh
(all)
We want Super Guy!
We want Super Guy!
We want Super Guy!
Yeah! Where is he?
He's supposed to be here.
So what about it, huh?
Now, now, members
of the Super Guy fan club relax.
Super Guy will be here soon.
He probably stopped off
to rescue somebody.
(all)
'We want Super Guy!'
'We want Super Guy!'
'We want Super Guy!'
Gee, I hate to see Super Guy
disappoint all these kids.
I shall go get him.
whoosh
'There's Super Guy's
TV studio.'
screech
I wonder
what's the matter with him.
He looks mighty unhappy.
I just can't face those kids.
They'll ask me to fly
and all that.
Then what do I do?
(Atom Ant)
'Listen, Super Guy,
you have got to show up.'
It's Atom Ant.
That's right
and you'd better hurry!
You can't let those kids down.
But I can't fly
or do anything
except on TV where they use
trick photography.
Don't worry, Super.
I'll take care of all that.
'Hurry! All those kids
are expecting you.'
Gee, I don't know.
Huh! Hey!
See, Super Guy,
there's not much to flying
if you've gotAtom Ant
to help you.
Hey, I'm really flying.
Just like on TV.
- Look! Is that a bird?
- Is it a plane?
No, it's Super Guy.
(all)
Hurray! He's here at last.
Say, it is Super Guy in fact.
(all)
'Super Guy, you made it.'
I wonder how he did that
without wires?
Boy, look
at those muscles. Wowie!
Hey, Super Guy, let's see
you lift up a car.
What happened?
Well, I, uh,
that is, I'm a bit tired.
What do you mean,
you're tired?
Come on,
you're gonna lift a car.
Bu-bu-bu-but I can't.
Yeow!
There he goes,
he's gonna lift the car.
(all)
Hurray for Super Guy.
Look, he can even fly
backwards.
Bu-bu-but, Atom,
I tell ya I can't.
I'll never lift that car.
screech
Don't worry,
you've got me to help you.
Gee, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Thanks, Atom.
(all)
Hurray for Super Guy.
Can we go for a ride
when you fly
please, Super Guy,
can we, can we, can we?
Bu-bu-bu-but I ca-ca-can't..
(Atom Ant)
Shut off your motor,
don't forget
Atom Ant will help you.
(all)
Weeee!
You know there's
really nothing to this.
If you happened to know
Atom Ant that is.
And all the time I thought
he was a just some small-time
no-talent actor.
Can I have your autograph,
Super Guy?
Me too, Super Guy,
cause you're my hero.
Go ahead. Sign your autograph.
You know, Atom,
th-they should be asking you
for your autograph.
You're the real hero.
But you are a star.
[alarm ringing]
Hey! What is that?
Sounds like a burglar alarm.
[upbeat music]
Stop those crooks.
Help! Police.
Somebody. Super Guy even.
Go get 'em, Super Guy.
Yeah, makes like a hero.
Uh, I think I better go now,
fans.
(Atom Ant)
'Hey! Super Guy, you're going
the wrong way.'
screech
You can't go now, Super Guy
those kids
are depending upon you.
You've got to stop those
two bank robbers.
But I'm scared of bullets.
Hurray! Super Guy is after them.
- Look at him go!
- He's flying over their car.
(Atom Ant)
All you have to do
is hang on, Super guy.
I wish this trip
wasn't necessary.
Come on, Curly,
we gotta get outta here.
Some clown in pajamas
is blowin' the whole bit on us.
That's no clown,
that's Super Guy.
- Come on after 'em.
- Okay, quit pushing.
[gunfire]
Yike! They're shooting
real bullets.
I'm done for,
they've got me.
But I'm still standing.
What happened?
- Where'd the bullets go?
- Here they are, I caught 'em.
Now, come on, you've still
got to bring in those crooks.
whoosh
He's still after us.
Quick, in to that building
and up to the top floor.
'I got an idea,
I hope he's fond of music'
'because here's a ton of it.
Ha ha ha.'
Uh-oh, we're done for,
they're dropping a piano on us.
Relax, Atom Ant is here.
Okay, Super Guy,
you can relax now.
You know, that Super Guy,
is pretty good.
thud
You know, this ought to up
the rating on my TV show.
I might even watch it myself.
I never miss it.
(all)
Hurray! He did it again.
Good old Super Guy.
Well, kids, that about winds up
this personal appearance.
Super Guy has to leave now.
(all)
Goodbye, Super Guy.
Hurray!
I'd sure like to know
how he does that.
The least I can do is fly you
back to the studio, Super Guy.
Thanks! You're th-th-the
greatest, Atom.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[Atom Ant giggling]
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might,his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant,and his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!
thud
clang clang clang
kaboom
He's strength, he's might,he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant,and his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant.
thud
clang clang clang
kaboom
(man on TV)
'And now it's time once again'
'for your favorite
television hero'
'enemy of the evil,
champion of justice'
'"Super Guy", so stay tuned,
boys and girls.'
Wow! What a guy.
He's my kind of hero.
(man on TV)
'And here he is,
brave, courageous'
'and fearless
in the face of danger.'
He's terrific.
'Faster than a speeding rocket,
that's Super Guy.'
Attaboy, Super,
go get 'em, boy.
Oh, boy!
(man on TV)
'And powerful enough
to use his strength'
'where it will do
the most good.'
'And listen, boys and girls'
'Super Guy will appear
at your local supermarket'
this very afternoon.
So, come on out and see him.
I've never seen my favorite
TV hero in person.
So up and at 'em, Atom Ant.
whoosh
(all)
We want Super Guy!
We want Super Guy!
We want Super Guy!
Yeah! Where is he?
He's supposed to be here.
So what about it, huh?
Now, now, members
of the Super Guy fan club relax.
Super Guy will be here soon.
He probably stopped off
to rescue somebody.
(all)
'We want Super Guy!'
'We want Super Guy!'
'We want Super Guy!'
Gee, I hate to see Super Guy
disappoint all these kids.
I shall go get him.
whoosh
'There's Super Guy's
TV studio.'
screech
I wonder
what's the matter with him.
He looks mighty unhappy.
I just can't face those kids.
They'll ask me to fly
and all that.
Then what do I do?
(Atom Ant)
'Listen, Super Guy,
you have got to show up.'
It's Atom Ant.
That's right
and you'd better hurry!
You can't let those kids down.
But I can't fly
or do anything
except on TV where they use
trick photography.
Don't worry, Super.
I'll take care of all that.
'Hurry! All those kids
are expecting you.'
Gee, I don't know.
Huh! Hey!
See, Super Guy,
there's not much to flying
if you've gotAtom Ant
to help you.
Hey, I'm really flying.
Just like on TV.
- Look! Is that a bird?
- Is it a plane?
No, it's Super Guy.
(all)
Hurray! He's here at last.
Say, it is Super Guy in fact.
(all)
'Super Guy, you made it.'
I wonder how he did that
without wires?
Boy, look
at those muscles. Wowie!
Hey, Super Guy, let's see
you lift up a car.
What happened?
Well, I, uh,
that is, I'm a bit tired.
What do you mean,
you're tired?
Come on,
you're gonna lift a car.
Bu-bu-bu-but I can't.
Yeow!
There he goes,
he's gonna lift the car.
(all)
Hurray for Super Guy.
Look, he can even fly
backwards.
Bu-bu-but, Atom,
I tell ya I can't.
I'll never lift that car.
screech
Don't worry,
you've got me to help you.
Gee, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Thanks, Atom.
(all)
Hurray for Super Guy.
Can we go for a ride
when you fly
please, Super Guy,
can we, can we, can we?
Bu-bu-bu-but I ca-ca-can't..
(Atom Ant)
Shut off your motor,
don't forget
Atom Ant will help you.
(all)
Weeee!
You know there's
really nothing to this.
If you happened to know
Atom Ant that is.
And all the time I thought
he was a just some small-time
no-talent actor.
Can I have your autograph,
Super Guy?
Me too, Super Guy,
cause you're my hero.
Go ahead. Sign your autograph.
You know, Atom,
th-they should be asking you
for your autograph.
You're the real hero.
But you are a star.
[alarm ringing]
Hey! What is that?
Sounds like a burglar alarm.
[upbeat music]
Stop those crooks.
Help! Police.
Somebody. Super Guy even.
Go get 'em, Super Guy.
Yeah, makes like a hero.
Uh, I think I better go now,
fans.
(Atom Ant)
'Hey! Super Guy, you're going
the wrong way.'
screech
You can't go now, Super Guy
those kids
are depending upon you.
You've got to stop those
two bank robbers.
But I'm scared of bullets.
Hurray! Super Guy is after them.
- Look at him go!
- He's flying over their car.
(Atom Ant)
All you have to do
is hang on, Super guy.
I wish this trip
wasn't necessary.
Come on, Curly,
we gotta get outta here.
Some clown in pajamas
is blowin' the whole bit on us.
That's no clown,
that's Super Guy.
- Come on after 'em.
- Okay, quit pushing.
[gunfire]
Yike! They're shooting
real bullets.
I'm done for,
they've got me.
But I'm still standing.
What happened?
- Where'd the bullets go?
- Here they are, I caught 'em.
Now, come on, you've still
got to bring in those crooks.
whoosh
He's still after us.
Quick, in to that building
and up to the top floor.
'I got an idea,
I hope he's fond of music'
'because here's a ton of it.
Ha ha ha.'
Uh-oh, we're done for,
they're dropping a piano on us.
Relax, Atom Ant is here.
Okay, Super Guy,
you can relax now.
You know, that Super Guy,
is pretty good.
thud
You know, this ought to up
the rating on my TV show.
I might even watch it myself.
I never miss it.
(all)
Hurray! He did it again.
Good old Super Guy.
Well, kids, that about winds up
this personal appearance.
Super Guy has to leave now.
(all)
Goodbye, Super Guy.
Hurray!
I'd sure like to know
how he does that.
The least I can do is fly you
back to the studio, Super Guy.
Thanks! You're th-th-the
greatest, Atom.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[Atom Ant giggling]
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might,his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny ant,and his atomic power
has what it takes and alwaysmakes the vilest villian cower.
He's rough, he's tough,and bad guys yell enough
when he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!
thud
clang clang clang
kaboom