The Atom Ant Show (1965–1968): Season 1, Episode 10 - How Now Bow Wow - full transcript
Up and at 'em it's Atom Ant
His strength, his might.
His speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant that tiny ant
and his atomic power
has what it takes
and always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough he's tough
And bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up
and at 'em Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
thump
whoosh
clank clank clank
boom
[instrumental music]
(male announcer)
'The Annual Dog show
'awards your dog first prize,
colonel.'
He's the most valuable dog
in the show.
Absolutely priceless.
Uh, thank you, sir.
And my priceless dog
thanks you, too.
[chuckles]
Did you hear that,
Ferocious Flea?
That's the priceless mutt
we came to dognap.
Good. I'm itchin'
for action, boss.
- 'Well, hop to it.'
- Righto, boss.
swish
There is no other dog
in the world like my dog.
My priceless dog!
Came back here. Stop!
(Ferocious Flea)
Okay, boss, I got him.
Well, head for the hideout,
I'm right behind you.
swish
Help! Stop those!
'They're dog-nappers!'
We'll cut through the park
to our hideout, Ferocious.
Right, boss.
Help! Police!
'Help! Help!'
'Stop them!'
'Don't let 'em get away!'
'Help! Please! Somebody!'
Sounds like trouble up there.
I better tune him in
on my antenna.
Uh-oh, "S-O-S."
"D-O-G N-A-P-E-R-S."
Dog-nappers.
"A-T-O-M A-N-T."
Atom Ant. Yes, yes, that's me.
"H-E-L-P." Help.
It's a dog-napping
and they need help.
Atom Ant, up and at 'em!
whoosh
It's sounds like
Bone Brain's work
and his sidekick,
Ferocious Flea.
[whooshing]
This Flea-Bag Hotel
must be their hideout.
[whooshing]
[knocking on door]
(Bone Brain)
'Who's there?'
It's a messenger
with your just reward.
[chuckles]
Already?
Gosh, but we haven't even sent
the ransom note yet. Coming.
Careful, boss,
it may be a trick.
Ha, ha, hey-hey!
Hey, nobody's here.
Correction, sir.
I resent being called a nobody.
Hey, hey,
who turned down the lights?
(Atom Ant)
Now to rescue the dog.
swish
Okay, priceless pooch,
let's go home.
Put him down, Ferocious Flea.
He's coming with me.
Oh, no, he isn't.
He's mine.
[giggles]
screech
Hey! Come back with my dog,
Atom Ant.
swish
I'm returning him
to his rightful owner.
crash
- And the rightful owner is me.
- 'Not so ..'
wham
- Is so.
- Isn't.
- Is.
- Is too.
thump
Give up, Flea, I can beat you
fair and square.
True.
pew
So I'll get some help.
Like this chair.
Like I always say
if you can't beat 'em, bash 'em.
thump
boing boing
Better give up, Ferocious.
I always spring back.
You wanna bet?
It's a lead pipe
since you won't be
so springy this time.
screech
clank clank
En guard!
My pleasure.
Uh-oh. Looks like I came out
on the short end of this.
pew
You're so right.
[giggling]
Ha-ha. You missed.
Now I'm gonna drive you
into the ground!
Hold it! Hold it!
Let's stop before
someone gets hurt.
Now are you gonna
give up or not?
thump
I presume your answer...is no.
Right, I've hit you
with everything I've got.
But don't go away.
This ought to do the trick.
crash
Oh, no.
Not the kitchen sink.
How corny.
clang
Ha, ha, ha.
Good work, Ferocious.
That's the end of Atom Ant.
(Ferocious)
Right, boss.
(Atom Ant)
You goofed, Ferocious.
You forgot to put
the plug in. Ha, ha.
You're both under arrest.
That ant isn't human.
Uh, flee for your life, Flea.
Be right with you, boss
soon as I take care
of this guy..
...permanently.
I'm gonna split an atom.
Atom Ant that is.
You just never give up,
do you, Ferocious?
[squeaking]
Ready? Aim! Fire!
boom
Okay, Atom Ant. I give up.
[clattering]
One down
and one to go.
pew
I've gotta find a new hideout.
screech
Now then
he shall see
what it's like to run up
against the strong arm
of the law.
Oh, no. You again?
thump
thud
The police will take care
of those two.
Let's head for home, Priceless.
woof
My Priceless pup.
How did you ever escape?
Sir, it was I, Atom Ant,
who rescued your dog.
Uh, but no reward, please.
Your joy is my payment.
Egad! A bug and near
my Priceless pup.
thump
Hey, wait, it's..
thump
...me!
I'm Atom Ant.
thump
Oh, well.
thump
Even heroes have to learn
to take it.
[chuckles]
thud thud
thud
(male narrator)Up and at 'em it's Atom Ant!
His strength, his might.
His speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
And his atomic powerhas what it takes
And always makesthe vilest villain cower
He's rough, he's tough.
And bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is upand at 'em Atom Ant!
thud
clang clang clang
His strength, his might.
His speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant that tiny ant
and his atomic power
has what it takes
and always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough he's tough
And bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up
and at 'em Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
thump
whoosh
clank clank clank
boom
[instrumental music]
(male announcer)
'The Annual Dog show
'awards your dog first prize,
colonel.'
He's the most valuable dog
in the show.
Absolutely priceless.
Uh, thank you, sir.
And my priceless dog
thanks you, too.
[chuckles]
Did you hear that,
Ferocious Flea?
That's the priceless mutt
we came to dognap.
Good. I'm itchin'
for action, boss.
- 'Well, hop to it.'
- Righto, boss.
swish
There is no other dog
in the world like my dog.
My priceless dog!
Came back here. Stop!
(Ferocious Flea)
Okay, boss, I got him.
Well, head for the hideout,
I'm right behind you.
swish
Help! Stop those!
'They're dog-nappers!'
We'll cut through the park
to our hideout, Ferocious.
Right, boss.
Help! Police!
'Help! Help!'
'Stop them!'
'Don't let 'em get away!'
'Help! Please! Somebody!'
Sounds like trouble up there.
I better tune him in
on my antenna.
Uh-oh, "S-O-S."
"D-O-G N-A-P-E-R-S."
Dog-nappers.
"A-T-O-M A-N-T."
Atom Ant. Yes, yes, that's me.
"H-E-L-P." Help.
It's a dog-napping
and they need help.
Atom Ant, up and at 'em!
whoosh
It's sounds like
Bone Brain's work
and his sidekick,
Ferocious Flea.
[whooshing]
This Flea-Bag Hotel
must be their hideout.
[whooshing]
[knocking on door]
(Bone Brain)
'Who's there?'
It's a messenger
with your just reward.
[chuckles]
Already?
Gosh, but we haven't even sent
the ransom note yet. Coming.
Careful, boss,
it may be a trick.
Ha, ha, hey-hey!
Hey, nobody's here.
Correction, sir.
I resent being called a nobody.
Hey, hey,
who turned down the lights?
(Atom Ant)
Now to rescue the dog.
swish
Okay, priceless pooch,
let's go home.
Put him down, Ferocious Flea.
He's coming with me.
Oh, no, he isn't.
He's mine.
[giggles]
screech
Hey! Come back with my dog,
Atom Ant.
swish
I'm returning him
to his rightful owner.
crash
- And the rightful owner is me.
- 'Not so ..'
wham
- Is so.
- Isn't.
- Is.
- Is too.
thump
Give up, Flea, I can beat you
fair and square.
True.
pew
So I'll get some help.
Like this chair.
Like I always say
if you can't beat 'em, bash 'em.
thump
boing boing
Better give up, Ferocious.
I always spring back.
You wanna bet?
It's a lead pipe
since you won't be
so springy this time.
screech
clank clank
En guard!
My pleasure.
Uh-oh. Looks like I came out
on the short end of this.
pew
You're so right.
[giggling]
Ha-ha. You missed.
Now I'm gonna drive you
into the ground!
Hold it! Hold it!
Let's stop before
someone gets hurt.
Now are you gonna
give up or not?
thump
I presume your answer...is no.
Right, I've hit you
with everything I've got.
But don't go away.
This ought to do the trick.
crash
Oh, no.
Not the kitchen sink.
How corny.
clang
Ha, ha, ha.
Good work, Ferocious.
That's the end of Atom Ant.
(Ferocious)
Right, boss.
(Atom Ant)
You goofed, Ferocious.
You forgot to put
the plug in. Ha, ha.
You're both under arrest.
That ant isn't human.
Uh, flee for your life, Flea.
Be right with you, boss
soon as I take care
of this guy..
...permanently.
I'm gonna split an atom.
Atom Ant that is.
You just never give up,
do you, Ferocious?
[squeaking]
Ready? Aim! Fire!
boom
Okay, Atom Ant. I give up.
[clattering]
One down
and one to go.
pew
I've gotta find a new hideout.
screech
Now then
he shall see
what it's like to run up
against the strong arm
of the law.
Oh, no. You again?
thump
thud
The police will take care
of those two.
Let's head for home, Priceless.
woof
My Priceless pup.
How did you ever escape?
Sir, it was I, Atom Ant,
who rescued your dog.
Uh, but no reward, please.
Your joy is my payment.
Egad! A bug and near
my Priceless pup.
thump
Hey, wait, it's..
thump
...me!
I'm Atom Ant.
thump
Oh, well.
thump
Even heroes have to learn
to take it.
[chuckles]
thud thud
thud
(male narrator)Up and at 'em it's Atom Ant!
His strength, his might.
His speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
And his atomic powerhas what it takes
And always makesthe vilest villain cower
He's rough, he's tough.
And bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is upand at 'em Atom Ant!
thud
clang clang clang