The Andy Griffith Show (1960–1968): Season 2, Episode 30 - Cousin Virgil - full transcript

BARN?

HEY, BARN,
YOU HERE?!

HOLD IT, ANDY.

I'M COMING RIGHT OUT.

WHAT YOU DOING BACK THERE,
BARN?

WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OUT?

WELL, MY GOODNESS.

AIN'T YOU
THE BUSY BEE?

YEAH, BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.

LOOKS LIKE THE WORK'S
JUST NEVER DONE AROUND HERE.

I TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, BARN



I JUST DON'T KNOW

HOW YOU MANAGE TO
GET IT ALL DONE.

I DON'T EITHER,
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

I DON'T LIKE TO SEE YOU
WORKING THIS WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU OUGHT TO DO?

WHAT?
YOU OUGHT
TO COME BACK HERE

AND TAKE A NAP
IN THE AFTERNOON.

ME SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE DAY?

YOU CRAZY?

[ CHUCKLING ]

WELL, YOU OUGHT
TO GIVE IT A TRY.

HEY, AND?

YEAH?



YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU WERE SAYING THERE

ABOUT ME WORKING
TOO HARD.

I'M KINDA GLAD
YOU BROUGHT THAT UP.

YEAH?
I COULD USE
SOME HELP AROUND HERE.

WHAT?
AND I THOUGHT
MY COUSIN VIRGIL

WOULD BE A BIG HELP.

WHO?
MY COUSIN VIRGIL.

YOU KNOW, THE ONE
UP IN NEW JERSEY.

HE'S COMING TO VISIT ME.

I THOUGHT
HE COULD HELP OUT

AROUND THE PLACE.

COUSIN VIRGIL.

AIN'T HE THE ONE
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT ONE TIME

WHO WAS KINDA CLUMSY
AND KIND OF A GOOFBALL?

OH, WELL, HE USED TO BE
LIKE THAT, BUT NOT ANYMORE.

HE'S CHANGED.

YEAH, HE USED
TO BE REAL AWKWARD

AND ALL THUMBS
AND EVERYTHING.

COULDN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT,

BUT, UH,
HE'S REALLY CHANGED SINCE.

GOOD.

I HOPE.

YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE
COUSIN VIRGIL, ANDY.

HE COMES FROM MY MOTHER'S SIDE
OF THE FAMILY.

THEY'RE THE FUN ONES.

UH-HUH.

HE'S GOING TO BE
A BIG HELP, TOO.

HE'S JUST
AN EAGER BEAVER.

HE ALWAYS WANTS
TO BE HELPING SOMEBODY.

GOOD OLD VIRG.

YEAH.

[ HORN HONKING ]
WELL, HERE HE COMES.

ACT KINDA GLAD
TO SEE HIM, ANDY.

YOU KNOW MY MOTHER'S
SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

THEY'RE SENSITIVE.

OH, ARE THEY EVER.

I'LL GRIN A LOT.
DON'T WORRY.

WIND UP YOUR SMILE, ANDY.

TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOURSELF, NOW.

YOU DO THAT.

NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK,
MISS GRATHAM.

ANDY.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

HOLD IT. OPEN UP.

OH, SORRY.
YOU GETTIN' ON?

NO. DIDN'T YOU
PICK UP A YOUNG FELLA

THAT CHANGED BUSES
UP IN CURRITUCK?

CURRITUCK?

YEAH, COME TO THINK
ABOUT IT, I DID.

HE'S SITTING RIGHT IN BACK.

THAT'S FUNNY.

HERE'S HIS SUITCASE,
BUT HE'S DISAPPEARED.

GONE.

GONE?

WHAT HAPPENED
TO HIM?

I DON'T KNOW.

WANT TO TAKE
HIS BAG, SHERIFF?

I'M WORRIED, ANDY.

SOMETHING MUST HAVE
HAPPENED TO HIM.

YEAH. WE BETTER DO
A LITTLE BACKTRACKIN',

SEE IF WE
CAN FIND HIM.

COME ON.

Barney: HEY, VIRGIL!

HIYA, BARNEY.

HIYA, BARNEY.

HI, VIRG.

VIRGIL,
THIS IS ANDY.

ANDY, THIS IS
MY COUSIN VIRGIL.

HOWDY, VIRGIL.
WHAT HAPPENED,
VIRGIL?

I MISSED THE BUS.

BOY, I'M SORRY YOU HAD
TO COME LOOKING FOR ME.

Andy: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, VIRGIL,
BUT WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, THE BUS MAKES THIS
FRESHEN-UP STOP AT SPRINGVILLE,

SO EVERYBODY GOT OUT
TO FRESHEN UP,

AND THEY HAD
ONE OF THESE NEWSSTANDS THERE,

AND SO I BOUGHT YOU A POSTCARD
TO SEND TO YOU

BECAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE THAT.

OH, WELL, THAT'S NICE.
HUH, ANDY?

WHAT KIND OF
A CARD WAS IT, VIRG?

ONE OF THEM
FUNNY POSTCARDS.

HAD THIS FELLA
FISHING ON IT...

AND IT HAD THIS BIG CRAB
HOOKED TO THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS,

AND IT SAID
ON THE CARD,

"BOY, THEY SURE
ARE BITING DOWN HERE."

[ LAUGHING ]

PRETTY GOOD,
HUH, ANDY?

YEAH, I ALWAYS LIKE
A GOOD CRAB JOKE.

WELL, YOU STILL
DIDN'T TELL US

WHY YOU MISSED
THE BUS.

WELL, THEN I WENT LOOKING
FOR A POST OFFICE

TO MAIL THE CARD,

AND THAT WAS ABOUT
A HALF A MILE AWAY

FROM THE BUS STATION.

AND BY THE TIME I GOT BACK,
THE BUS HAD LEFT.

WELL, VIRGIL, THAT CARD
WON'T GET HERE

TILL DAY AFTER TOMORROW,
AND YOU'RE HERE ALREADY.

YOU COULD HAVE
BROUGHT IT YOURSELF.

OH, YEAH.

Andy: WELL, LET'S
GET ON

BACK TO TOWN.

YOU GOT TO WATCH
THEM THINGS, VIRG.

I WANT ANDY
TO LIKE YOU.

[ DOOR BUZZER BUZZING ]

I'LL GET IT,
AUNT BEE.

WELL, HOWDY, BOYS.

COME ON IN
THE HOUSE.

Andy: AUNT BEE, OPIE,

THIS IS BARNEY'S COUSIN VIRGIL
FROM NEW JERSEY.

WELL, HOW DO YOU DO?

MY, DON'T YOU BOYS
LOOK NICE.

YEAH, BOY.
DON'T THEY?
ALL DRESSED UP.

GIVE OPIE
YOUR HATS THERE.

AND I'LL FINISH
THE TABLE.

YOU ALL MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME.

I'LL HELP YOU,
AUNT BEE.

DID YOU BRING
THE CARDS WITH YOU?

YOU DIDN'T FORGET?

[Laughing]
GOOD, COME ON.

SIT DOWN.

OKAY, GET THE CARDS.

YOU ALL SET?
YEAH.

HEY, ANDY?
HUH?

COME HERE A MINUTE,
WILL YOU?

WHAT?
COUSIN VIRGIL'S GOT

A CARD TRICK HE
WANTS TO SHOW YOU.

SHOW YOU
HOW HANDY HE IS.

OH, GOOD,
A CARD TRICK, HUH?

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE
ENTERTAINMENT BEFORE SUPPER.

VIRGIL'S REALLY GOOD AT THIS,
AIN'T YOU, VIRG?

YOU'LL NEVER
FIGURE THIS OUT.

IT'S A REAL FOOLER.

VIRG IS REALLY
GOOD AT THIS.

HERE, PICK A CARD,
ANY CARD.

YEAH, PICK A CARD,
ANDY, ANY CARD.

OKAY.
HE'S REALLY
GOOD AT THIS.

OKAY, LET'S SEE IT.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH,
I GOT IT.

SEE?
OKAY, OKAY,
NOW PUT IT BACK

IN THE DECK, ANYWHERE.

THEN VIRG IS
GOING TO TELL YOU

WHAT YOUR CARD IS,
AIN'T YOU, VIRG?

RIGHT.
OH.

PUT IT IN THERE.
PUT -- OKAY.

ANYWHERE AT ALL.
RIGHT THERE.

RIGHT IN THERE.
OKAY.

AND NOW HE'S
GOING TO SHUFFLE IT.

SHUFFLE THEM, VIRG.

HE DOES THAT REAL GOOD,
DOESN'T HE?

IT'S A GOOD TRICK
SO FAR, VIRGIL.

THAT'S RIGHT.
CUT THE DECK.

YEAH, CUT 'EM, ANDY.

CUT IT?
ANYWHERE AT ALL.

OKAY, UH...
RIGHT THERE.

YEAH -- NO,
THE OTHER WAY, VIRG.

THAT'S IT.

GOOD, THAT'S IT.

NOW HE'S GOING TO
FIND IT FOR YOU.

YOU READY?

HE'S LOOKING FOR IT.

THERE HE GOES,
THERE HE GOES.

IS THAT IT?
IS THAT -- YEAH.

IS IT THAT IT?
WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.

LOOKIT THERE, OPE.

YEAH!
THAT'S A REAL
GOOD TRICK.

YEAH, IT SURE IS.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOW
US HOW YOU DO THAT, VIRG.

YOUR HANDS GO SO FAST.

ALL I DO IS
A LITTLE --

Opie: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!

A WHOLE DECK OF
ACE OF SPADES?

PICK 'EM UP.

Aunt Bee: COME TO
THE TABLE, BOYS.

SUPPER'S READY.

IT'S A GOOD TRICK, VIRGIL,

BUT YOU GIVE IT AWAY
IF YOU DROP THE CARDS.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
EVERYBODY, LET'S EAT.

BARN, YOU SIT OVER THERE.

OPIE, YOU SIT THERE,

AND VIRGIL,
YOU SIT HERE BY ME.

HERE, SIT DOWN,
VIRG.

HERE WE GO.

THERE WE ARE.

HERE WE ARE.

OH, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT, AUNT BEE.

NO, NO, NO,
I CAN MANAGE,

VIRGIL -- PLEASE!

NO, I'VE GOT IT.
HAVE YOU GOT IT?

YEAH.

LET ME --
LET ME HAVE THAT, VIRGIL.

YEAH, SEE, I, UH...

I ALWAYS SERVE
THE MEAT.

THAT'S GOOD, VIRG.

YOU WANT TO PASS ME
THAT BUTTER?

I'M SORRY, ANDY.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

Aunt Bee: WELL,
LET'S START.

EVERYTHING'S
ON THE TABLE.

YEAH, IT'S ALL HERE.

WE JUST HAVE TO GET IT
BACK IN THE PLATES.

WELL,
A LITTLE ACCIDENT, ANDY.

STILL WANT
THE BUTTER?

NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, VIRG,
YOU JUST RELAX.

YOU WANT TO PASS ME
THE BUTTER, AUNT BEE?

VIRGIL!

THANK YOU, AUNT BEE.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT,
ANDY.

GEE, I SURE
AM SORRY.

I MEAN,
ABOUT VIRGIL.

HE MUST BE NERVOUS,
YOU KNOW,

ABOUT IT BEING
HIS FIRST DAY AND ALL.

WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT I WANT

THAT BOY FOOLING
AROUND THE OFFICE.

WELL, GEE, ANDY, YOU GOT
TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE!

HE MEANS WELL,
AND HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT

AS SOON AS HE SETTLES DOWN --
YOU'LL SEE.

WHERE IS VIRGIL,
ANYWAY?

HE SAID HE WAS GOING
TO GET THE SQUAD CAR

AND BRING IT UP INTO
THE DRIVEWAY FOR YOU, BARNEY.

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

[ LOUD CRASH ]

I GUESS I HAD IT
IN REVERSE.

THAT BOY
HAS GOT TO GO.

HEY, BARN? SAY, I'M SORRY
ABOUT SUPPER LAST NIGHT.

I WAS ONLY TRYIN' TO HELP.

YEAH, I KNOW, VIRG,
BUT YOU GOTTA THINK.

YOU'VE GOT TO THINK.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET
ON THE BALL, VIRG.

WELL, I KNOW.

IS THERE SOMETHING
I COULD DO AROUND HERE?

HERE, LET ME FINISH
SWEEPING FOR YOU.

UH...

WELL... ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, YOU-YOU
DO THAT, VIRG.

VIRGIL!

I'M SORRY, BARN.

OH, VIRGIL,
VIRGIL, VIRGIL!

I GUESS I AIN'T BEIN'
MUCH HELP AROUND HERE,

HUH, BARN?

NO, VIRGIL, YOU AIN'T.

WELL, I WANT TO BE.

IF YOU JUST GIVE ME
SOMETHING TO DO,

AND I'LL DO IT.

YEAH. YEAH,
YOU'LL DO IT.

UH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.

UH, HERE...

HERE'S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO,
VIRGIL.

SEE THESE KEYS?

YOU-YOU CLEAN THESE UP.

CLEAN 'EM UP?

YEAH. YEAH, SEE,
THEY'RE ALL RUSTY

AND DIRTY AND EVERYTHING.

YOU'LL FIND SOME
SAND PAPER AND EMERY CLOTH

IN THE TOOL BOX
IN THE BACK ROOM.

SO YOU JUST --
JUST CLEAN THESE, YA SEE,

AND THEN --
AND THEN POLISH 'EM UP.

OKAY.

I'LL CLEAN 'EM UP REAL GOOD.

YEAH.

HIYA, BARN.

WHAT HAPPENED?

UH... WELL, UH...

VIRGIL?

UH, YEAH.

UH, YOU SEE, UH...
HE WAS, UH...

BARNEY...

NOW, I WANT THAT BOY
TO STAY OUT OF THIS OFFICE.

I DON'T WANT HIM
HANGIN' AROUND HERE,

TEARIN' UP EVERYTHING.

YOU SAW WHAT HE DID TO MY HOUSE
LAST NIGHT.

NOW HE'S STARTIN' IN
IN HERE.

WHERE IS HE, ANYHOW,
SETTING FIRE TO CITY HALL?

NO, NO. I GAVE HIM
A HARMLESS JOB TO DO.

HE'S POLISHIN' UP THE JAIL KEYS.

LOOK, ANDY, I'M SORRY, TOO,
THE WAY THINGS TURNED OUT,

BUT I PROMISE,
IF HE MAKES ONE MORE GOOF,

I'LL TELL HIM MYSELF
HE'S GOT TO GO.

WHY WAIT?

[ BELL RINGING ]

OH, THAT'S
THE ALARM CLOCK.

I PROMISED OTIS
I'D SET IT FOR HIM.

HE'S GOT AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE OSCAR SKINNER

ABOUT A JOB IN THE FEED STORE.

OH.

[ OTIS YAWNING ]

ALL RIGHT, OTIS.

IF YOU WANT TO GET
TO THAT APPOINTMENT,

YOU BETTER GET MOVIN'.

HEY, VIRGIL?

VIRGIL, YOU FINISH
THEM KEYS?

I NEED 'EM.

COMIN',
COUSIN BARNEY.

HERE THEY ARE.

ALL RIGHT.
CLEAN ENOUGH FOR YOU?

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, THEY'RE
NICE AND CLEAN.

HEY, ANDY

LOOK WHAT A GOOD JOB
VIRGIL DID ON THE KEYS.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
LIKE 'EM, BARN.

I HAVE TO GO BACK THERE

AND CLEAN UP THE SANDPAPER
AND STUFF.

YEAH, YEAH, YOU DO THAT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BARNEY?

OPEN UP.

HOLD YOUR HORSES, OTIS.

CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M TRYING?

HEY, ANDY.

THERE'S SOMETHING
THE MATTER WITH THE LOCK.

IT WON'T TURN.

NOW, LOOK, BARNEY,
YOU KNOW MR. SKINNER.

IF I'M LATE, THAT'S
THE END OF THE JOB.

OH, PIPE DOWN, OTIS.

YOU THINK WE'RE DOIN' THIS
ON PURPOSE?

NOTHIN' WRONG WITH
THE LOCK, BARNEY.

HUH?

IT'S THE KEY.

VIRGIL DID SUCH A GOOD
JOB OF POLISHIN' IT,

HE WORE DOWN THE TEETH,

AND THEY WON'T
TURN THE TUMBLERS.

OH, NO.

COME ON, ANDY, YOU'VE GOT
TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.

WE WILL, OTIS, SOON AS
WE THINK OF SOMETHIN'.

OH, THAT VIRGIL.

I TOLD YOU.

I TOLD YOU.
I COULD SEE IT COMIN'.

YEAH, YOU TOLD ME ALL RIGHT,
AND NOW I KNOW.

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.

YOU SAID YOU WANT HIM
OUT OF HERE?

I'LL GET HIM OUT.
I'LL THROW HIM OUT.

I'LL KICK HIM
RIGHT ON THE BUS

AND I'LL THROW HIS THINGS
RIGHT OUT AFTER HIM.

VIRGIL?! COME HERE!

TAKE IT EASY, BARN.

YEAH, BARN?

VIRGIL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU DID WITH THE KEYS?

YOU RUINED 'EM.

RUINED 'EM?
THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU HEARD ME.
YOU RUINED THEM.

Andy: VIRGIL, YOU POLISHED
THE KEYS SO GOOD,

THEY WON'T
UNLOCK THE LOCK

AND WE CAN'T LET OTIS
OUT OF THE CELL.

HEY, BARNEY, I'M SORRY.

SORRY?

THAT'S ALL YOU EVER ARE
IS SORRY.

CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN ALL
STAND AROUND HERE

AND TALK
IF YOU WANT TO,

BUT I'M GOING TO GET YOU
OUT OF THERE, OTIS.

HI, BARNEY.

HEY, I'M SORRY, ANDY.

I KNOW YOU ARE,
VIRGIL.

FORGET IT.

WHAT ABOUT IT, ANDY?
WHEN DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

I'LL GET YOU OUT
AS QUICK AS I CAN, OTIS.

YOU GO AHEAD
AND GET CLEANED UP,

AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE READY,

I'LL TRY TO FIGURE
SOME WAY TO HAVE YOU OUT.

PAW, LOOK WHAT I GOT.

NOT RIGHT NOW, SON.

WHERE IS IT?

WHERE'S MY TOOLS?

WHENEVER I START
TO DO ANYTHING,

I SPEND EIGHT HOURS
LOOKIN' FOR TOOLS

AND A HALF HOUR WORKIN'.

WELL, AIN'T YOU GOING
TO LOOK AT THIS?

AIN'T THEY NICE, PAW?

YEAH.

WHERE IS THAT THING?

I BET YOU THINK

I BOUGHT THESE IN
A STORE, HUH, PAW?

DIDN'T YA?

MM-MM. VIRGIL MADE THEM.

GOOD. OH, THERE IT IS.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

I SAID VIRGIL MADE 'EM.

VIRGIL MADE THESE?

YEAH. AIN'T
HE GOOD, PAW?

YOU ACTUALLY MADE THESE,
VIRG?

WELL,
THEY'RE MIGHTY FINE WORK.

UH, OPE,
YOU WANT TO RUN ALONG?

I WANT TO TALK TO VIRGIL
A LITTLE BIT.

OKAY, PAW.

SIT DOWN HERE, VIRGIL.

TELL ME SOMETHIN'.

HOW CAN A FELLA THAT
CAN HAVE AS MANY, UH...

ACCIDENTS AS YOU HAVE,

HOW CAN THAT SAME FELLA
DO AS FINE A WORK AS THIS?

I DID THAT
WHEN I WAS BY MYSELF

AND NOBODY
WAS WATCHIN' ME.

WHEN YOU WAS
BY YOURSELF?

YEAH, I ALWAYS
DO BETTER THAT WAY.

OH.

WELL, UH, WHERE'D
YOU LEARN TO DO THIS?

MY FATHER'S A CABINETMAKER
AND A WOOD CARVER.

YOUR FATHER IS?

YEAH. HE'S THE BEST THERE IS
UP WHERE WE LIVE.

YOU CAN ASK BARNEY.

HE CAN FIX
OR BUILD OR CARVE.

HE CAN DO
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

AND YOUR FATHER TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO DO THIS?

WELL, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
HE'D GIVE ME A JOB TO DO,

AND I'M KIND OF AWKWARD,
YOU KNOW.

WELL, I'D START TO DO THE JOB,

AND, UH, WITH HIM WATCHING ME,
I GET ALL JUMPY AND FUMBLY,

AND SO HE'D HAVE TO TAKE OVER.

AND HE'D DO IT JUST RIGHT
BECAUSE HE'S GREAT.

AND EVER SINCE THEN,

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO DO ANYTHING

WITH SOMEBODY WATCHING OVER ME
OR EXPECTING SOMETHING OF ME.

BUT WHEN I'M ALONE,
I DO MUCH BETTER.

HMM.

Otis: OKAY, ANDY.

I'M CLEANED UP
AND READY NOW.

ARE YOU GOIN' TO GET ME OUT
SO I CAN MAKE MY APPOINTMENT?

UH, YEAH, OTIS.

HEY, UH...
VIRGIL, I, UH...

I WANT YOU TO GET
OTIS OUT OF THAT CELL.

WHAT?

I WANT YOU TO GET
OTIS OUT OF THE CELL THERE,

AND YOU CAN DO IT WITH
NOBODY WATCHING YOU.

OTIS, TURN AROUND.

WHAT?

I SAID TURN YOUR FACE
TO THE WALL.

NOW, VIRGIL,
TAKE THE TOOLS

AND GET OTIS
OUT OF THE CELL.

I'LL GO IN THE BACK
ROOM TILL YOU'RE DONE.

BUT, ANDY, I CAN'T...

YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU CAN DO IT WITH
NOBODY WATCHIN' YOU.

DON'T PEEP, OTIS.

Virgil: OKAY, ANDY,
IT'S ALL DONE.

I'LL BE DOGGED.

VIRG, YOU DID IT.

Otis: NICE WORK, FELLA --
I CAN JUST GET HOME

AND SHAVE
AND KEEP MY APPOINTMENT.

YOU JUST TAPPED
THE PINS OUT OF THE HINGES

AND THE DOOR
LIFTED RIGHT OUT.

RIGHT.

OH, THAT'S
FINE WORK.

FINE WORK.

WAIT TILL BARNEY SEES IT.

WHY, HE'LL...

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

BARNEY, WAIT!

CONGRATULATIONS, BARNEY.

YOU DID IT AGAIN.

WELL, GOODBYE,
COUSIN BARNEY.

ANDY.

AND, UH...
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

YOU SAY HELLO TO
YOUR DADDY FOR ME, NOW.

REMEMBER, NOW, VIRG,
DON'T LET 'EM GET YOU DOWN.

TAKE YOUR TIME,
FIGURE IT OUT.

RIGHT.

SO LONG.
SO LONG.

DO YOU THINK HE'LL EVER
AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, ANDY?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE NOW HE'S ON
THE RIGHT TRACK,

IT'S POSSIBLE.

YOU KNOW,
IT'S A FUNNY THING.

NOW, HERE'S VIRGIL AND ME
FROM THE SAME FAMILY,

AND YET LOOK AT
THE DIFFERENCE.

THERE'S VIRGIL,
CLUMSY, AWKWARD,

UNCOORDINATED.

AND HERE'S ME,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF,

COMPLETELY COORDINATED,
KEEN, SHARP, ALERT.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEBODY?

WHY DON'T YOU WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

DUMB NUT!

THAT'S TELLING HIM,
VIRG.

[ LAUGHS ]