The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 39 - #DUPE# - full transcript
at music plays ]
[ Sighs ]
Mom?
What are you doing?
Oh, just looking at
this list of dreams...
that I traded for
this list of chores.
Uh, you might want to add
cleaning the house to it.
What the -- How?!
I just finished cleaning
literally two minutes ago.
How could you guys
make a mess so quickly?
Hmm.
[ Clanging, crashing ]
Just by
being kids I guess.
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Sighs ]
What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
Oh, nothing.
It's just when you grow up,
reality gets in the way
of your ambitions.
Like, I always thought
I would go to college.
Instead, I majored in
shopping with coupons,
with a minor
in tension headaches.
What are you talking about?
Look at this!
You have a PhD!
In petty theft
it appears.
This belongs to some girl
called Kathy Taylor.
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
How did that get there?
Whoa, I never realized how much
you had to give up for us.
I mean look at
these vacation pictures.
Oh, I gave up
all my hopes and dreams,
and now I have nothing
to show for it.
That's not true!
Mr. Dad says you have
lots of wrinkles.
[ Groans ]
[ Whimpers ]
Okay, let me paint a picture
of what your life would have
been like if you hadn't had us.
Man: Begging your pardon,
m'lady,
but the Duke of Camembert
requests the pleasure
of your company
for supper at the chateau.
[ Scoffs ]
Tell him I'm not here.
He'll call again
if he's serious.
And so the duke arrives
in person on horseback,
and he's like ripped,
and he --
Uh, so, yeah, then you get
married and become super rich,
but it turns out
that he chews his toenails,
so deal's off.
Sorry you had to give up
so much for us.
Is there anything
we could do to help?
You could
do my chores.
Yeah, th-that's cool.
We could do a chore.
Chores. Plural.
[ Grumbles ]
Right. Number one,
get a degree.
First question --
[Inhales sharply]
What is
your credit card number?
[ Computer chimes ]
Congratulations,
you are now a doctor.
[ Both giggle ]
What is a doctor
of holistic medicine?
Well, it's kind of like
a normal doctor,
but instead of using science,
you use imagination.
[ Wheezes ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Whispering ] Help!
Is there a doctor
in the library?
What do we do?!
We do the next chore
on the list --
save someone's life.
Stand back!
You look awfully young
to be a doctor.
[ Laughing ] Well, you look
awfully young to be a librarian.
[ Giggles ] Oh stop!
Please, go ahead, good doctor.
Darwin, please,
the holistic candles!
Darn it!
It's worse than I thought.
I'm gonna need two amethysts
and a lapis lazuli.
[ Gagging ]
He's not breathing!
We're losing him!
Engage reiki massage.
Okay, clear!
Ooooooh...
[ Screams ]
Again! Clear!
Ooooooh...
[ Screams ]
Looks like he's gone..na
make it after all!
[ Gasping ]
Saving a life -- done.
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs nervously ]
[ Gasps ]
Dude, have you seen this?
We've got arrest warrants on our
heads for medical malpractice.
[ Gasps ] Does it have
our names on it?
Yes!
Awesome!
Really?
Yeah, another one
off the list --
getting something
named after us.
Oh, great. What next?
"Win a marathon."
Good, 'cause we gonna need
to get away from here fast.
There's only so much time these
acupuncture needles will buy us.
[ Both scream ]
Come back here, you little --
Wait, this stuff does work.
The pain in my chest
is totally gone...
because my face
hurts so much.
[ Moans ]
[ Panting ]
You okay, dude?
Hmm, I thought
that doing a marathon
would be more hard core.
I know, right?
We're so close I can already
taste that gold medal.
Ah.
Tastes like coins.
Come on, guys! Can you
pick up the pace a little?
[ Weakly ] Anything
for a sick child.
This is why we run.
What, to cure children?
How does that work?
You're the only one
getting fitter here.
It's about
raising awareness,
showing others
what good people we are.
[ Grunting ]
No, give the medal
to them.
These sick children
are the real winners.
Oh, Thanks.
Wait, you can walk?
Yep. And fortunately for us,
you can't anymore.
Why you little...
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting ]
[ Imitates trumpeting ]
Hm.
[ Classical music plays ]
Learn how to play
the trumpet -- check.
Hmm, start
your own business.
Announcer:
Are you tired of your hands?
[ Screams ]
Too sensitive!
[ Screams ]
Announcer: Too sweaty!
[ Screams ]
Too awkward!
Aw.
[ Screams ]
Too sausage-y!
Well after years of research,
our scientists have come up
with the solution.
We proudly present
The Stump Butler!
No more butter fingers
because no more fingers.
No more sweaty fingers
because no more fingers.
No more awkward touching
because no more fingers.
Even animals love it.
[ Whimpering ]
The Stump Butler,
the truly hands-free solution.
Order your Stump Butler
now for only $500 a pair.
What? $500?
What do they think I am?
Employed?
Hold on, viewers --
for the next hour,
I've been authorized
to drop the price
on these Stump Butlers by $400.
[ Gasps ]
Honey! Where's your purse?!
Aah!
Curse these useless hands!
Darwin:
Become millionaires -- check.
Next one is -- make a difference
to someone's life.
-Hmm...
-Hmm...
[ Clears throat ]
Hmm.
So many dollars,
how could we help someone
with that money?
[ Coughs ]
Okay, it's not quite
there yet, but I've got
this vision of us pouring
the money into a lake.
[ Coughs ]
It's not quite there,
but there's something in it.
Maybe a furnace?
Some kind of incinerator?
[ Hacking ]
Yeah, we could warm up
a whole bunch of people
that way.
[ Laughs ]
What were we thinking?
The answer is right
in front of us.
[ Gasps ]
This guy needs help.
Let's buy him
some cough medicine.
[ Whimpers ]
Just kidding, dude.
Have at it.
[ Gasps ]
[ Beeping ]
Thank you, guys!
Thank you! Whoa!
Thank you! [ Laughs ]
Oh, that's too much. [ Laughs ]
You guys are nuts.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, this is crazy!
Thank you.
Oh, wait.
[ Muffled ] Wait, wait.
Stop, stop.
[ Clang ]
Ooh!
Wait!
You can't just hit
an unarmed old guy
with a frying pan.
He's a quadruple
black belt.
His hands are legally
considered weapons
Mm. Beat a Shaolin Monk --
check.
What's next?
[ Panting ]
[ Sighs ] All right,
I think that's enough of that.
But we haven't got
to the top yet.
All it says on the list
is "climb a mountain."
We've climbed.
[ Grunting ]
[ Screams ]
[ Dolphin squeaks ]
Oh, there you are.
I've been looking
for you for hours.
What are you doing?
Saving the dolphins.
[ Dolphin squeaks ]
From what?!
Drowning.
Ugh!
[ Splash, dolphin squeaks ]
What have you boys been
doing all day?
Why else do you think
we learned to speak Spanish?
Wait a minute.
This isn't the chores list.
It's my dream list
I wrote when I was 16.
[ Sighs ]
Wish you'd told us that
before we let Chad Johnson
take us to the prom.
What?!
He was a true gentleman.
So you really did
all this stuff?
Well...yeah.
You're lying.
I don't know, Mrs. Mom.
Maybe the real lie
is telling yourself
that at some point
in your life
you lose the opportunity
to change it.
Oh! That's a very mature
thing to say, honey.
Thank you.
It's from that movie
about a poodle who proved
to the world
he could play ping-pong.
[ Laughs ]
Want to do the last one
on the list with us?
[ Laughing ] Of course.
Then pack your bags.
We're going on
a round-the-world trip.
But how?
It'll cost too much.
Nowadays you don't
need money to travel.
Welcome
to the 21st Century.
Mom: Uh, guys, I have been
outside our house before.
Ah-ah-ah.
Just wait a minute, Mom.
Whoa, that was fast.
Oh, look, there's
our car up ahead.
Pedal to the metal.
Darwin:
Oh, look, it's Mr. Dad.
[ Laughter ]
Ah, I really wish he'd
watch where he's -- oh.
[ Siren wails ]
Now I guess we know
how he swallowed
the steering wheel.
[ Laughter ]
Out of town we go.
[ Laughs ]
Look at that glitch!
Yeah, and that one.
Yeah. Glitches.
Um, let's try
somewhere else.
Ooh! I'm so excited.
I've never been on a plane.
What's the view like?
Eh, maybe we should
fly first class next time.
Where are we going
anyway?
How about the Caribbean?
[ Gasping ]
Ooooh!
The Beach!
Nudist beac--
Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.
What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
Maybe we should go some place
where we need clothes.
Oh, wow, I've never
walked on ice before.
[ Ice cracking ]
[ Whimpering ]
Go slowly.
I don't think the ice
can take our weight.
Slower...
Slower...
Faster, faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster!
Ooh, I've never been
scuba diving either.
Wait,
is that my fish mom?
[ Screaming ]
Oh, yeah, I can see
the resemblance.
Eww!
Talk about
fish breath.
Ah, all this travelling's
made me hungry.
[ Chomping ]
Honey, I don't
think you can --
[ Coughs ]
Quick! He's choking.
Let's get him
to a hospital!
Ah, I need some air.
[ Sighs ]
Dude, stop leaning
on the brightness button.
Oh, sorry.
Boys, I'm not getting to see
much of the world here.
Okay, let's go
somewhere random.
Ah, Tokyo.
Now let's have a look around.
Maybe over there.
Er, Gumball I don't
think this is Tokyo.
Th-this way. Um...
Gumball, can't you
just admit we're lost?
Nah, I just need
to find a busy bit.
[ Car horns beep ]
[ Screaming ]
I think this is
a little too busy.
How do we get out?
Hold on.
Uh, over there.
All: Whoa!
Where are we?
[ Whispering ]
Turn us around.
Wow. It really
takes your breath away.
[ Struggling to breathe ]
Probably 'cause
there's no oxygen.
Get ready for the world's
biggest sky dive.
Three, two, one.
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
There, see the world --
check.
Mwah, mwah.
Thank you for that.
Guess you're never too old
to learn something new.
Here, I have
something for you, too.
What is it?
The list of chores
you agreed to.
[ Grumbles ]
[ Sighs ]
Mom?
What are you doing?
Oh, just looking at
this list of dreams...
that I traded for
this list of chores.
Uh, you might want to add
cleaning the house to it.
What the -- How?!
I just finished cleaning
literally two minutes ago.
How could you guys
make a mess so quickly?
Hmm.
[ Clanging, crashing ]
Just by
being kids I guess.
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Sighs ]
What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
Oh, nothing.
It's just when you grow up,
reality gets in the way
of your ambitions.
Like, I always thought
I would go to college.
Instead, I majored in
shopping with coupons,
with a minor
in tension headaches.
What are you talking about?
Look at this!
You have a PhD!
In petty theft
it appears.
This belongs to some girl
called Kathy Taylor.
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
How did that get there?
Whoa, I never realized how much
you had to give up for us.
I mean look at
these vacation pictures.
Oh, I gave up
all my hopes and dreams,
and now I have nothing
to show for it.
That's not true!
Mr. Dad says you have
lots of wrinkles.
[ Groans ]
[ Whimpers ]
Okay, let me paint a picture
of what your life would have
been like if you hadn't had us.
Man: Begging your pardon,
m'lady,
but the Duke of Camembert
requests the pleasure
of your company
for supper at the chateau.
[ Scoffs ]
Tell him I'm not here.
He'll call again
if he's serious.
And so the duke arrives
in person on horseback,
and he's like ripped,
and he --
Uh, so, yeah, then you get
married and become super rich,
but it turns out
that he chews his toenails,
so deal's off.
Sorry you had to give up
so much for us.
Is there anything
we could do to help?
You could
do my chores.
Yeah, th-that's cool.
We could do a chore.
Chores. Plural.
[ Grumbles ]
Right. Number one,
get a degree.
First question --
[Inhales sharply]
What is
your credit card number?
[ Computer chimes ]
Congratulations,
you are now a doctor.
[ Both giggle ]
What is a doctor
of holistic medicine?
Well, it's kind of like
a normal doctor,
but instead of using science,
you use imagination.
[ Wheezes ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Whispering ] Help!
Is there a doctor
in the library?
What do we do?!
We do the next chore
on the list --
save someone's life.
Stand back!
You look awfully young
to be a doctor.
[ Laughing ] Well, you look
awfully young to be a librarian.
[ Giggles ] Oh stop!
Please, go ahead, good doctor.
Darwin, please,
the holistic candles!
Darn it!
It's worse than I thought.
I'm gonna need two amethysts
and a lapis lazuli.
[ Gagging ]
He's not breathing!
We're losing him!
Engage reiki massage.
Okay, clear!
Ooooooh...
[ Screams ]
Again! Clear!
Ooooooh...
[ Screams ]
Looks like he's gone..na
make it after all!
[ Gasping ]
Saving a life -- done.
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs nervously ]
[ Gasps ]
Dude, have you seen this?
We've got arrest warrants on our
heads for medical malpractice.
[ Gasps ] Does it have
our names on it?
Yes!
Awesome!
Really?
Yeah, another one
off the list --
getting something
named after us.
Oh, great. What next?
"Win a marathon."
Good, 'cause we gonna need
to get away from here fast.
There's only so much time these
acupuncture needles will buy us.
[ Both scream ]
Come back here, you little --
Wait, this stuff does work.
The pain in my chest
is totally gone...
because my face
hurts so much.
[ Moans ]
[ Panting ]
You okay, dude?
Hmm, I thought
that doing a marathon
would be more hard core.
I know, right?
We're so close I can already
taste that gold medal.
Ah.
Tastes like coins.
Come on, guys! Can you
pick up the pace a little?
[ Weakly ] Anything
for a sick child.
This is why we run.
What, to cure children?
How does that work?
You're the only one
getting fitter here.
It's about
raising awareness,
showing others
what good people we are.
[ Grunting ]
No, give the medal
to them.
These sick children
are the real winners.
Oh, Thanks.
Wait, you can walk?
Yep. And fortunately for us,
you can't anymore.
Why you little...
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting ]
[ Imitates trumpeting ]
Hm.
[ Classical music plays ]
Learn how to play
the trumpet -- check.
Hmm, start
your own business.
Announcer:
Are you tired of your hands?
[ Screams ]
Too sensitive!
[ Screams ]
Announcer: Too sweaty!
[ Screams ]
Too awkward!
Aw.
[ Screams ]
Too sausage-y!
Well after years of research,
our scientists have come up
with the solution.
We proudly present
The Stump Butler!
No more butter fingers
because no more fingers.
No more sweaty fingers
because no more fingers.
No more awkward touching
because no more fingers.
Even animals love it.
[ Whimpering ]
The Stump Butler,
the truly hands-free solution.
Order your Stump Butler
now for only $500 a pair.
What? $500?
What do they think I am?
Employed?
Hold on, viewers --
for the next hour,
I've been authorized
to drop the price
on these Stump Butlers by $400.
[ Gasps ]
Honey! Where's your purse?!
Aah!
Curse these useless hands!
Darwin:
Become millionaires -- check.
Next one is -- make a difference
to someone's life.
-Hmm...
-Hmm...
[ Clears throat ]
Hmm.
So many dollars,
how could we help someone
with that money?
[ Coughs ]
Okay, it's not quite
there yet, but I've got
this vision of us pouring
the money into a lake.
[ Coughs ]
It's not quite there,
but there's something in it.
Maybe a furnace?
Some kind of incinerator?
[ Hacking ]
Yeah, we could warm up
a whole bunch of people
that way.
[ Laughs ]
What were we thinking?
The answer is right
in front of us.
[ Gasps ]
This guy needs help.
Let's buy him
some cough medicine.
[ Whimpers ]
Just kidding, dude.
Have at it.
[ Gasps ]
[ Beeping ]
Thank you, guys!
Thank you! Whoa!
Thank you! [ Laughs ]
Oh, that's too much. [ Laughs ]
You guys are nuts.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, this is crazy!
Thank you.
Oh, wait.
[ Muffled ] Wait, wait.
Stop, stop.
[ Clang ]
Ooh!
Wait!
You can't just hit
an unarmed old guy
with a frying pan.
He's a quadruple
black belt.
His hands are legally
considered weapons
Mm. Beat a Shaolin Monk --
check.
What's next?
[ Panting ]
[ Sighs ] All right,
I think that's enough of that.
But we haven't got
to the top yet.
All it says on the list
is "climb a mountain."
We've climbed.
[ Grunting ]
[ Screams ]
[ Dolphin squeaks ]
Oh, there you are.
I've been looking
for you for hours.
What are you doing?
Saving the dolphins.
[ Dolphin squeaks ]
From what?!
Drowning.
Ugh!
[ Splash, dolphin squeaks ]
What have you boys been
doing all day?
Why else do you think
we learned to speak Spanish?
Wait a minute.
This isn't the chores list.
It's my dream list
I wrote when I was 16.
[ Sighs ]
Wish you'd told us that
before we let Chad Johnson
take us to the prom.
What?!
He was a true gentleman.
So you really did
all this stuff?
Well...yeah.
You're lying.
I don't know, Mrs. Mom.
Maybe the real lie
is telling yourself
that at some point
in your life
you lose the opportunity
to change it.
Oh! That's a very mature
thing to say, honey.
Thank you.
It's from that movie
about a poodle who proved
to the world
he could play ping-pong.
[ Laughs ]
Want to do the last one
on the list with us?
[ Laughing ] Of course.
Then pack your bags.
We're going on
a round-the-world trip.
But how?
It'll cost too much.
Nowadays you don't
need money to travel.
Welcome
to the 21st Century.
Mom: Uh, guys, I have been
outside our house before.
Ah-ah-ah.
Just wait a minute, Mom.
Whoa, that was fast.
Oh, look, there's
our car up ahead.
Pedal to the metal.
Darwin:
Oh, look, it's Mr. Dad.
[ Laughter ]
Ah, I really wish he'd
watch where he's -- oh.
[ Siren wails ]
Now I guess we know
how he swallowed
the steering wheel.
[ Laughter ]
Out of town we go.
[ Laughs ]
Look at that glitch!
Yeah, and that one.
Yeah. Glitches.
Um, let's try
somewhere else.
Ooh! I'm so excited.
I've never been on a plane.
What's the view like?
Eh, maybe we should
fly first class next time.
Where are we going
anyway?
How about the Caribbean?
[ Gasping ]
Ooooh!
The Beach!
Nudist beac--
Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.
What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
Maybe we should go some place
where we need clothes.
Oh, wow, I've never
walked on ice before.
[ Ice cracking ]
[ Whimpering ]
Go slowly.
I don't think the ice
can take our weight.
Slower...
Slower...
Faster, faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster!
Ooh, I've never been
scuba diving either.
Wait,
is that my fish mom?
[ Screaming ]
Oh, yeah, I can see
the resemblance.
Eww!
Talk about
fish breath.
Ah, all this travelling's
made me hungry.
[ Chomping ]
Honey, I don't
think you can --
[ Coughs ]
Quick! He's choking.
Let's get him
to a hospital!
Ah, I need some air.
[ Sighs ]
Dude, stop leaning
on the brightness button.
Oh, sorry.
Boys, I'm not getting to see
much of the world here.
Okay, let's go
somewhere random.
Ah, Tokyo.
Now let's have a look around.
Maybe over there.
Er, Gumball I don't
think this is Tokyo.
Th-this way. Um...
Gumball, can't you
just admit we're lost?
Nah, I just need
to find a busy bit.
[ Car horns beep ]
[ Screaming ]
I think this is
a little too busy.
How do we get out?
Hold on.
Uh, over there.
All: Whoa!
Where are we?
[ Whispering ]
Turn us around.
Wow. It really
takes your breath away.
[ Struggling to breathe ]
Probably 'cause
there's no oxygen.
Get ready for the world's
biggest sky dive.
Three, two, one.
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
There, see the world --
check.
Mwah, mwah.
Thank you for that.
Guess you're never too old
to learn something new.
Here, I have
something for you, too.
What is it?
The list of chores
you agreed to.
[ Grumbles ]