The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 3, Episode 1 - The Kids - full transcript

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Dad: [ YAWNS ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ SCREAMING ]

[ GRUNTING ]
HYAH!
[ GRUNTING ]

HYAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
OOH.

[ GRUNTING ]
OOH.
ROWR!

OOH.
ROWR!
You still got it.

HEY, KIDS. DO I LOOK OLD TO YOU?
>> Gumball: UH...IT'S HARD TO
SAY.

>> Gumball: UH...IT'S HARD TO
SAY.
I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING

SAY.
I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING
ABOUT BEING FAT -- IT FILLS OUT

I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING
ABOUT BEING FAT -- IT FILLS OUT
ALL THE WRINKLES.

ABOUT BEING FAT -- IT FILLS OUT
ALL THE WRINKLES.
>> Dad: AAH! WELL, GUESS MY AGE.



ALL THE WRINKLES.
>> Dad: AAH! WELL, GUESS MY AGE.
>> Both: UM...

>> Dad: AAH! WELL, GUESS MY AGE.
>> Both: UM...
>> Darwin: OOH! ICE AGE.

>> Both: UM...
>> Darwin: OOH! ICE AGE.
>> Dad: WHAT?!

>> Darwin: OOH! ICE AGE.
>> Dad: WHAT?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>> Dad: WHAT?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHEN DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHEN DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN?
>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. 1592?

WHEN DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN?
>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. 1592?
>> Dad: WHAT?!

>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW. 1592?
>> Dad: WHAT?!
>> Gumball: MINUS 100!

>> Dad: WHAT?!
>> Gumball: MINUS 100!
>> Dad: 1492!

>> Gumball: MINUS 100!
>> Dad: 1492!
THAT'S WHEN AMERICA WAS

>> Dad: 1492!
THAT'S WHEN AMERICA WAS
DISCOVERED!

THAT'S WHEN AMERICA WAS
DISCOVERED!
>> Gumball: AW, COME ON.

DISCOVERED!
>> Gumball: AW, COME ON.
HELP US OUT HERE.

>> Gumball: AW, COME ON.
HELP US OUT HERE.
WAS IT B.C. OR A.D.?



HELP US OUT HERE.
WAS IT B.C. OR A.D.?
>> Dad: HMM!

WAS IT B.C. OR A.D.?
>> Dad: HMM!
[ GRUNTS ]

>> Dad: HMM!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR

[ GRUNTS ]
>> Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR
FATHER?

>> Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR
FATHER?
>> Gumball: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

FATHER?
>> Gumball: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
IT WAS A TRAP.

>> Gumball: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
IT WAS A TRAP.
>> Mom: OHH, WAS HE FISHING FOR

IT WAS A TRAP.
>> Mom: OHH, WAS HE FISHING FOR
COMPLIMENTS AGAIN?

>> Mom: OHH, WAS HE FISHING FOR
COMPLIMENTS AGAIN?
>> Gumball: YEAH [CHUCKLES] SOME

COMPLIMENTS AGAIN?
>> Gumball: YEAH [CHUCKLES] SOME
REALITY GOT CAUGHT IN THE NET.

>> Gumball: YEAH [CHUCKLES] SOME
REALITY GOT CAUGHT IN THE NET.
>> Darwin: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

REALITY GOT CAUGHT IN THE NET.
>> Darwin: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE, MRS. MOM.

>> Darwin: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE, MRS. MOM.
YOU'RE PRETTY OLD, TOO.

IT'S LIKE, MRS. MOM.
YOU'RE PRETTY OLD, TOO.
>> Mom: [ GIGGLES ] I'M OLD?

YOU'RE PRETTY OLD, TOO.
>> Mom: [ GIGGLES ] I'M OLD?
>> Gumball: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE

>> Mom: [ GIGGLES ] I'M OLD?
>> Gumball: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO OLD THAT YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE

>> Gumball: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO OLD THAT YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE
ON A HORSE.

SO OLD THAT YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE
ON A HORSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]

ON A HORSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Darwin: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Darwin: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT
YOU ATE DODOES YOUR FIRST

>> Darwin: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT
YOU ATE DODOES YOUR FIRST
THANKSGIVING.

YOU ATE DODOES YOUR FIRST
THANKSGIVING.
[ LAUGHTER ]

THANKSGIVING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Gumball: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Gumball: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT
IF YOU HAD KIDS NOW, THEY'D BE

>> Gumball: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT
IF YOU HAD KIDS NOW, THEY'D BE
BORN MIDDLE-AGED.

IF YOU HAD KIDS NOW, THEY'D BE
BORN MIDDLE-AGED.
[ LAUGHTER ]

BORN MIDDLE-AGED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Darwin: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Darwin: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO OLD THAT --

>> Darwin: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE
SO OLD THAT --
>> Mom: ALL RIGHT!

SO OLD THAT --
>> Mom: ALL RIGHT!
NO ONE STAYS YOUNG FOREVER, YOU

>> Mom: ALL RIGHT!
NO ONE STAYS YOUNG FOREVER, YOU
KNOW.

NO ONE STAYS YOUNG FOREVER, YOU
KNOW.
YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN IT

KNOW.
YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN IT
HAPPENS TO YOU.

YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN IT
HAPPENS TO YOU.
[ BOTH SNICKER ]

HAPPENS TO YOU.
[ BOTH SNICKER ]
>> Darwin: AW, I THINK WE'LL BE

[ BOTH SNICKER ]
>> Darwin: AW, I THINK WE'LL BE
FINE.

>> Darwin: AW, I THINK WE'LL BE
FINE.
>> Gumball: YEAH, DUDE.

FINE.
>> Gumball: YEAH, DUDE.
I'VE BEEN 12 FOR LIKE...

>> Gumball: YEAH, DUDE.
I'VE BEEN 12 FOR LIKE...
FOREVER NOW.

I'VE BEEN 12 FOR LIKE...
FOREVER NOW.
>> Darwin: I THINK WE CAN SAFELY

FOREVER NOW.
>> Darwin: I THINK WE CAN SAFELY
SAY THAT WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER

>> Darwin: I THINK WE CAN SAFELY
SAY THAT WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER
AND NEVER [Distorted]

SAY THAT WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER
AND NEVER [Distorted]
CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE.

AND NEVER [Distorted]
CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE.
>> Gumball: [ GASPS ] DUDE!

CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE.
>> Gumball: [ GASPS ] DUDE!
ARE YOU [Deep voice] ALL RIGHT?

>> Gumball: [ GASPS ] DUDE!
ARE YOU [Deep voice] ALL RIGHT?
>> Darwin: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

ARE YOU [Deep voice] ALL RIGHT?
>> Darwin: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> Gumball: I THINK OUR VOICES

>> Darwin: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> Gumball: I THINK OUR VOICES
ARE BROKE.

>> Gumball: I THINK OUR VOICES
ARE BROKE.
>> Darwin: DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW

ARE BROKE.
>> Darwin: DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW
YOU MADE SOME OF MY ORGANS MOVE

>> Darwin: DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW
YOU MADE SOME OF MY ORGANS MOVE
INSIDE.

>> Gumball: OKAY, THAT WAS
WEIRD, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET IT
RUIN OUR DAY.

WEIRD, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET IT
RUIN OUR DAY.
I'LL CALL PENNY AND SEE IF SHE

RUIN OUR DAY.
I'LL CALL PENNY AND SEE IF SHE
WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL.

I'LL CALL PENNY AND SEE IF SHE
WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL.
[ DIALING ]

WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL.
[ DIALING ]
[ Ringing ]

[ DIALING ]
[ Ringing ]
>> FITZGERALD RESIDENCE.

[ Ringing ]
>> FITZGERALD RESIDENCE.
>> Gumball: [ Squeaky ] HEY, CAN

>> FITZGERALD RESIDENCE.
>> Gumball: [ Squeaky ] HEY, CAN
I SPEAK TO PENNY [Gruffly]

>> Gumball: [ Squeaky ] HEY, CAN
I SPEAK TO PENNY [Gruffly]
PLEASE?

I SPEAK TO PENNY [Gruffly]
PLEASE?
>> IS THIS A JOKE?

PLEASE?
>> IS THIS A JOKE?
>> Gumball: UH, NO.

>> IS THIS A JOKE?
>> Gumball: UH, NO.
>> THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.

>> Gumball: UH, NO.
>> THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.
>> Gumball: NO, WAIT, I DON'T

>> THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.
>> Gumball: NO, WAIT, I DON'T
THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.

>> Gumball: NO, WAIT, I DON'T
THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.

THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE

>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE
AND FREAK US OUT?

YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE
AND FREAK US OUT?
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCARY

AND FREAK US OUT?
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCARY
VOICE?

YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCARY
VOICE?
[ Deep, raspy voice ] THIS IS A

VOICE?
[ Deep, raspy voice ] THIS IS A
SCARY VOICE.

[ Deep, raspy voice ] THIS IS A
SCARY VOICE.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.

SCARY VOICE.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF

NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF
SKILLS -- SKILLS I'VE ACQUIRED

I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF
SKILLS -- SKILLS I'VE ACQUIRED
OVER A VERY LONG CAREER...IN

SKILLS -- SKILLS I'VE ACQUIRED
OVER A VERY LONG CAREER...IN
REAL ESTATE.

OVER A VERY LONG CAREER...IN
REAL ESTATE.
IF YOU NEVER CALL MY DAUGHTER

REAL ESTATE.
IF YOU NEVER CALL MY DAUGHTER
AGAIN, THAT WILL BE THE END OF

IF YOU NEVER CALL MY DAUGHTER
AGAIN, THAT WILL BE THE END OF
IT, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL LOOK

AGAIN, THAT WILL BE THE END OF
IT, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL LOOK
FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I

IT, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL LOOK
FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I
WILL BUILD A HOUSE AROUND YOU...

FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I
WILL BUILD A HOUSE AROUND YOU...
WITH NO DOORS.

WILL BUILD A HOUSE AROUND YOU...
WITH NO DOORS.
>> Gumball: [ Squeaky ] OKAY,

WITH NO DOORS.
>> Gumball: [ Squeaky ] OKAY,
BYE.

>> Gumball: [ Squeaky ] OKAY,
BYE.
[ Normal voice ] WHAT ARE YOU

BYE.
[ Normal voice ] WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

[ Normal voice ] WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
>> Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.

LOOKING AT?
>> Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU POINTING AT?

>> Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU POINTING AT?
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] COME ON.

WHAT ARE YOU POINTING AT?
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO TOGETHER.

>> Darwin: HELLO, TWO KIDS-PRICE
[Deep voice] TICKETS, PLEASE.
>> YOU DISGUST ME!

[Deep voice] TICKETS, PLEASE.
>> YOU DISGUST ME!
>> Gumball: WAIT. WHAT?

>> YOU DISGUST ME!
>> Gumball: WAIT. WHAT?
[ Deep voice ] WHY?

>> Gumball: WAIT. WHAT?
[ Deep voice ] WHY?
>> WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE?

[ Deep voice ] WHY?
>> WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE?
WHERE IS YOUR BEARD?

>> WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE?
WHERE IS YOUR BEARD?
WHERE IS YOUR AXE?!

WHERE IS YOUR BEARD?
WHERE IS YOUR AXE?!
>> Gumball: WAIT.

WHERE IS YOUR AXE?!
>> Gumball: WAIT.
WHY ARE YOU DRIVING WITH AN AXE?

>> Gumball: WAIT.
WHY ARE YOU DRIVING WITH AN AXE?
>> OH, I USE IT TO PUSH THE

WHY ARE YOU DRIVING WITH AN AXE?
>> OH, I USE IT TO PUSH THE
PEDALS.

>> OH, I USE IT TO PUSH THE
PEDALS.
>> Darwin: SIR, I THINK YOU'RE

PEDALS.
>> Darwin: SIR, I THINK YOU'RE
CONFUSED.

>> Darwin: SIR, I THINK YOU'RE
CONFUSED.
WE'RE NOT WHAT YOU --

CONFUSED.
WE'RE NOT WHAT YOU --
>> YOUR MANLY WARRIOR VOICES

WE'RE NOT WHAT YOU --
>> YOUR MANLY WARRIOR VOICES
GAVE YOU AWAY!

>> YOUR MANLY WARRIOR VOICES
GAVE YOU AWAY!
OUR PEOPLE BUILT WONDERS IN THE

GAVE YOU AWAY!
OUR PEOPLE BUILT WONDERS IN THE
MINES OF EZRENDEL, AND HERE YOU

OUR PEOPLE BUILT WONDERS IN THE
MINES OF EZRENDEL, AND HERE YOU
ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHILDREN TO

MINES OF EZRENDEL, AND HERE YOU
ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHILDREN TO
SCROUNGE A BUS FARE!

ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHILDREN TO
SCROUNGE A BUS FARE!
SHAME ON YOU!

SCROUNGE A BUS FARE!
SHAME ON YOU!
>> Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE NOT

SHAME ON YOU!
>> Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE NOT
CHEATING ANYONE.

>> Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE NOT
CHEATING ANYONE.
WE'RE KIDS.

CHEATING ANYONE.
WE'RE KIDS.
>> I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE

WE'RE KIDS.
>> I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE
COUNCIL OF ELDERS!

>> I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE
COUNCIL OF ELDERS!
>> [ High-pitched ] YOU DON'T

COUNCIL OF ELDERS!
>> [ High-pitched ] YOU DON'T
NEED A DISCOUNT!

>> [ High-pitched ] YOU DON'T
NEED A DISCOUNT!
YOUR MOUNTAINS ARE FULL OF GOLD

NEED A DISCOUNT!
YOUR MOUNTAINS ARE FULL OF GOLD
AND MITHRIL.

YOUR MOUNTAINS ARE FULL OF GOLD
AND MITHRIL.
>> HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO LITTLE

AND MITHRIL.
>> HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO LITTLE
AND YET SO EVIL?

>> HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO LITTLE
AND YET SO EVIL?
[ ALL SHOUTING ]

[ WHOOSH! CLANG! ]
>> Gumball: DO YOU FEEL LIKE
WALKING?

>> Gumball: DO YOU FEEL LIKE
WALKING?
I FEEL LIKE WALKING.

SEE? IT WASN'T THAT FAR.
[ SIZZLE! ]
>> Darwin: [ GASPS ] LOOK.

[ SIZZLE! ]
>> Darwin: [ GASPS ] LOOK.
>> Gumball: OH, WOW, BUY ONE,

>> Darwin: [ GASPS ] LOOK.
>> Gumball: OH, WOW, BUY ONE,
GET ONE FREE ON TWO-SIDED TAPE.

>> Gumball: OH, WOW, BUY ONE,
GET ONE FREE ON TWO-SIDED TAPE.
THAT'S LIKE FOUR-SIDED TAPE.

GET ONE FREE ON TWO-SIDED TAPE.
THAT'S LIKE FOUR-SIDED TAPE.
>> Darwin: NO, LOOK!

THAT'S LIKE FOUR-SIDED TAPE.
>> Darwin: NO, LOOK!
HALF PRICE ON DOUBLE-CHIP

>> Darwin: NO, LOOK!
HALF PRICE ON DOUBLE-CHIP
COOKIES.

HALF PRICE ON DOUBLE-CHIP
COOKIES.
THAT'S LIKE QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE.

COOKIES.
THAT'S LIKE QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE.
[ GIGGLES ]

THAT'S LIKE QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Gumball: HEY, WAIT.

[ GIGGLES ]
>> Gumball: HEY, WAIT.
>> Darwin: HMM, WHERE ARE THE

>> Gumball: HEY, WAIT.
>> Darwin: HMM, WHERE ARE THE
COOKIES?

>> Darwin: HMM, WHERE ARE THE
COOKIES?
HEY!

COOKIES?
HEY!
>> OHH!

HEY!
>> OHH!
HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.

>> OHH!
HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.
I KNOW I'M JUST A CLERK HERE,

HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.
I KNOW I'M JUST A CLERK HERE,
BUT THAT IS NOT A WAY TO SPEAK

I KNOW I'M JUST A CLERK HERE,
BUT THAT IS NOT A WAY TO SPEAK
TO PEOPLE.

BUT THAT IS NOT A WAY TO SPEAK
TO PEOPLE.
>> Darwin: OH! SORRY!

TO PEOPLE.
>> Darwin: OH! SORRY!
>> OH, I SEE.

>> Darwin: OH! SORRY!
>> OH, I SEE.
NOW I'M GETTING ATTITUDE.

>> OH, I SEE.
NOW I'M GETTING ATTITUDE.
YOU KNOW THERE'S A POLICY HERE

NOW I'M GETTING ATTITUDE.
YOU KNOW THERE'S A POLICY HERE
FOR DISRESPECTFUL CUSTOMERS.

YOU KNOW THERE'S A POLICY HERE
FOR DISRESPECTFUL CUSTOMERS.
>> Darwin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

FOR DISRESPECTFUL CUSTOMERS.
>> Darwin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Darwin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT?

>> [ LAUGHS ]
SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT?
>> Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT!

SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT?
>> Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT!
>> YOU REFRIGERATE YOURSELF,

>> Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT!
>> YOU REFRIGERATE YOURSELF,
MISTER.

>> YOU REFRIGERATE YOURSELF,
MISTER.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

MISTER.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A CODE

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A CODE
ORANGE IN AISLE 13.

SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A CODE
ORANGE IN AISLE 13.
>> Darwin: NO, PLEASE, IT'S NOT

ORANGE IN AISLE 13.
>> Darwin: NO, PLEASE, IT'S NOT
MY FAULT.

>> Darwin: NO, PLEASE, IT'S NOT
MY FAULT.
>> Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING

MY FAULT.
>> Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING
ON?

>> Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING
ON?
>> Darwin: I CAN'T CONTROL THE

ON?
>> Darwin: I CAN'T CONTROL THE
VOLUME OF MY VOICE!

>> Darwin: I CAN'T CONTROL THE
VOLUME OF MY VOICE!
AND NOW LARRY'S ANGRY AT ME.

VOLUME OF MY VOICE!
AND NOW LARRY'S ANGRY AT ME.
>> Gumball: AW, DON'T WORRY.

AND NOW LARRY'S ANGRY AT ME.
>> Gumball: AW, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

>> Gumball: AW, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
>> SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
>> SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
CALM DOWN.

>> SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
CALM DOWN.
>> Gumball: WE ARE CALM!

CALM DOWN.
>> Gumball: WE ARE CALM!
>> DON'T FORCE ME TO USE FORCE!

>> Gumball: WE ARE CALM!
>> DON'T FORCE ME TO USE FORCE!
YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A

>> DON'T FORCE ME TO USE FORCE!
YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A
NOTCH!

YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A
NOTCH!
>> Gumball: I CAN'T!

NOTCH!
>> Gumball: I CAN'T!
>> FINE!

>> Gumball: I CAN'T!
>> FINE!
THEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

>> FINE!
THEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO

THEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO
ANYTHING BUT ASK YOU TO LEAVE

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO
ANYTHING BUT ASK YOU TO LEAVE
THE PREMISES PEACEFULLY.

ANYTHING BUT ASK YOU TO LEAVE
THE PREMISES PEACEFULLY.
[ CLATTER ]

THE PREMISES PEACEFULLY.
[ CLATTER ]
[ BOTH GASP ]

[ CLATTER ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Darwin: [ CRYING ]

[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Darwin: [ CRYING ]
>> Gumball: MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL

>> Darwin: [ CRYING ]
>> Gumball: MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL
DAD FOR A RIDE HOME.

>> Gumball: MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL
DAD FOR A RIDE HOME.
>> Darwin: SO?

DAD FOR A RIDE HOME.
>> Darwin: SO?
>> Gumball: HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND

>> Darwin: SO?
>> Gumball: HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD I SAID AND TOLD ME HE

>> Gumball: HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD I SAID AND TOLD ME HE
DOESN'T SPEAK FAX MACHINE.

A WORD I SAID AND TOLD ME HE
DOESN'T SPEAK FAX MACHINE.
AW! STUPID VOICE!

DOESN'T SPEAK FAX MACHINE.
AW! STUPID VOICE!
[ Distorted ] WHAT IS WRONG WITH

AW! STUPID VOICE!
[ Distorted ] WHAT IS WRONG WITH
[Wheezy] YOU?

>> GUMBALL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
>> Gumball: [ WHEEZING ]

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
>> Gumball: [ WHEEZING ]
>> WATTERSON, ARE YOU GIVING MY

>> Gumball: [ WHEEZING ]
>> WATTERSON, ARE YOU GIVING MY
DAUGHTER SOME KIND OF WEIRD

>> WATTERSON, ARE YOU GIVING MY
DAUGHTER SOME KIND OF WEIRD
SILENT TREATMENT?

DAUGHTER SOME KIND OF WEIRD
SILENT TREATMENT?
[ Deep, raspy voice ] BECAUSE IF

SILENT TREATMENT?
[ Deep, raspy voice ] BECAUSE IF
YOU ARE, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC

[ Deep, raspy voice ] BECAUSE IF
YOU ARE, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC
SET OF SKILLS -- SKILLS I --

>> Darwin: WHAT? OH. HOLD UP.

>> Gumball: AND SOMETIMES IT'S
PERFECTLY FINE.
BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

PERFECTLY FINE.
BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
[Squeaky] IT'S ALL OVER THE

BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
[Squeaky] IT'S ALL OVER THE
PLACE.

[Squeaky] IT'S ALL OVER THE
PLACE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

PLACE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Darwin: [ Distorted ] ARE YOU

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Darwin: [ Distorted ] ARE YOU
MAKING FUN OF US BECAUSE OUR

>> Darwin: [ Distorted ] ARE YOU
MAKING FUN OF US BECAUSE OUR
VOICES ARE BROKE?

MAKING FUN OF US BECAUSE OUR
VOICES ARE BROKE?
>> [ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]

YOUR VOICES ARE NOT BROKEN --
THEY'RE BREAKING.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GROWING UP.

THEY'RE BREAKING.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GROWING UP.
>> Darwin: AW.

IT MEANS YOU'RE GROWING UP.
>> Darwin: AW.
>> DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU

>> Darwin: AW.
>> DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU
WOULD STAY KIDS FOREVER?

>> DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU
WOULD STAY KIDS FOREVER?
>> Darwin: YEAH. KIND OF.

WOULD STAY KIDS FOREVER?
>> Darwin: YEAH. KIND OF.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Darwin: YEAH. KIND OF.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Gumball: ISN'T THERE

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Gumball: ISN'T THERE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO?

>> Gumball: ISN'T THERE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO?
>> MM...NO.

SOMETHING YOU CAN DO?
>> MM...NO.
ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE

>> MM...NO.
ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE
WORLD DOESN'T AGE -- MOSTLY

ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE
WORLD DOESN'T AGE -- MOSTLY
PEOPLE ON TV.

WORLD DOESN'T AGE -- MOSTLY
PEOPLE ON TV.
[ BOTH SIGH ]

PEOPLE ON TV.
[ BOTH SIGH ]
OH, COME ON.

[ BOTH SIGH ]
OH, COME ON.
GROWING UP ISN'T THAT BAD.

OH, COME ON.
GROWING UP ISN'T THAT BAD.
SOON YOU'LL BE STRONG AND

GROWING UP ISN'T THAT BAD.
SOON YOU'LL BE STRONG AND
HANDSOME LIKE YOUR DAD.

SOON YOU'LL BE STRONG AND
HANDSOME LIKE YOUR DAD.
>> Darwin: [ GASPS ]

HANDSOME LIKE YOUR DAD.
>> Darwin: [ GASPS ]
>> Gumball: AAH!

>> Darwin: [ GASPS ]
>> Gumball: AAH!
[ CLATTER ]

>> Gumball: AAH!
[ CLATTER ]
[ DING! ]

[ CLATTER ]
[ DING! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]

[ DING! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> Darwin: COME ON.

[ SQUEAK! ]
>> Darwin: COME ON.
WHAT'S THE BEST TO DO WHEN YOU

>> Darwin: COME ON.
WHAT'S THE BEST TO DO WHEN YOU
KNOW YOUR CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE

WHAT'S THE BEST TO DO WHEN YOU
KNOW YOUR CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE
NUMBERED?

KNOW YOUR CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE
NUMBERED?
>> Gumball: LIE DOWN ON THE

NUMBERED?
>> Gumball: LIE DOWN ON THE
GROUND AND GO LIKE THIS --

>> Gumball: LIE DOWN ON THE
GROUND AND GO LIKE THIS --
[ SOBBING ]

GROUND AND GO LIKE THIS --
[ SOBBING ]
>> Darwin: NO, DUDE.

[ SOBBING ]
>> Darwin: NO, DUDE.
YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT.

>> Darwin: NO, DUDE.
YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
[ BEATBOXING ]

YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
[ BEATBOXING ]
>> Both: [ Rapping ] ♪ WE ENJOY

[ BEATBOXING ]
>> Both: [ Rapping ] ♪ WE ENJOY
IT WHILE WE CAN ♪

>> Both: [ Rapping ] ♪ WE ENJOY
IT WHILE WE CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS

IT WHILE WE CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪

STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ WE GO AROUND THE

IT ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ WE GO AROUND THE
BLOCK, AND WE LOITER BY THE

>> Gumball: ♪ WE GO AROUND THE
BLOCK, AND WE LOITER BY THE
MALL ♪

BLOCK, AND WE LOITER BY THE
MALL ♪
♪ THE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE THUGS,

MALL ♪
♪ THE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE THUGS,
SO THEY GIVE THE COPS A CALL ♪

♪ THE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE THUGS,
SO THEY GIVE THE COPS A CALL ♪
>> POLICE.

SO THEY GIVE THE COPS A CALL ♪
>> POLICE.
>> Gumball: ♪ WE CAN GET AWAY

>> POLICE.
>> Gumball: ♪ WE CAN GET AWAY
WITH IT 'CAUSE IT'S A PUBLIC

>> Gumball: ♪ WE CAN GET AWAY
WITH IT 'CAUSE IT'S A PUBLIC
SPACE ♪

WITH IT 'CAUSE IT'S A PUBLIC
SPACE ♪
♪ TURNS OUT WE WEREN'T'

SPACE ♪
♪ TURNS OUT WE WEREN'T'
LOITERING, JUST STANDING IN ONE

♪ TURNS OUT WE WEREN'T'
LOITERING, JUST STANDING IN ONE
PLACE ♪

LOITERING, JUST STANDING IN ONE
PLACE ♪
[ BABBLES ]

PLACE ♪
[ BABBLES ]
♪ I DON'T WEAR A SUIT

[ BABBLES ]
♪ I DON'T WEAR A SUIT
OR A STUPID TIE ♪

♪ I DON'T WEAR A SUIT
OR A STUPID TIE ♪
♪ I JUDGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED,

OR A STUPID TIE ♪
♪ I JUDGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED,
AND I STILL LOOK FLY ♪

♪ I JUDGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED,
AND I STILL LOOK FLY ♪
>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A...

AND I STILL LOOK FLY ♪
>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A...
FROM A WIENER DOG.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A...
FROM A WIENER DOG.
>> Gumball: OH, YEAH, WELL,

FROM A WIENER DOG.
>> Gumball: OH, YEAH, WELL,
YOU...

>> Gumball: OH, YEAH, WELL,
YOU...
♪ AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE A

YOU...
♪ AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE A
COMEBACK, I CAN ALWAYS CRY ♪

♪ AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE A
COMEBACK, I CAN ALWAYS CRY ♪
>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE

COMEBACK, I CAN ALWAYS CRY ♪
>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE
CAN ♪

>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE
CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS

CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪

STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ I'M ALLOWED TO EAT

IT ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ I'M ALLOWED TO EAT
CANDY ♪

>> Gumball: ♪ I'M ALLOWED TO EAT
CANDY ♪
♪ IT'S OKAY TO BE CHUBBY

CANDY ♪
♪ IT'S OKAY TO BE CHUBBY
♪ IT'S CALLED BABY FAT

♪ IT'S OKAY TO BE CHUBBY
♪ IT'S CALLED BABY FAT
♪ THAT'S HOW MY MAMA LIKES ME

♪ IT'S CALLED BABY FAT
♪ THAT'S HOW MY MAMA LIKES ME
♪ AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY

♪ THAT'S HOW MY MAMA LIKES ME
♪ AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT THE CALORIES I ATE ♪

♪ AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT THE CALORIES I ATE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M JUST A KID

ABOUT THE CALORIES I ATE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M JUST A KID
WITH A CRAZY METABOLIC RATE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M JUST A KID
WITH A CRAZY METABOLIC RATE ♪
TOO FAR.

WITH A CRAZY METABOLIC RATE ♪
TOO FAR.
>> Darwin: ♪ DON'T YOU EVER

TOO FAR.
>> Darwin: ♪ DON'T YOU EVER
WORRY ABOUT THE CAVITIES IN YOUR

>> Darwin: ♪ DON'T YOU EVER
WORRY ABOUT THE CAVITIES IN YOUR
TEETH? ♪

WORRY ABOUT THE CAVITIES IN YOUR
TEETH? ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ WHO CARES IF THEY

TEETH? ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ WHO CARES IF THEY
FALL OUT? ♪

>> Gumball: ♪ WHO CARES IF THEY
FALL OUT? ♪
♪ I GOT NEW ONES UNDERNEATH

FALL OUT? ♪
♪ I GOT NEW ONES UNDERNEATH
>> Darwin: ♪ I'M GETTIN' TONS OF

♪ I GOT NEW ONES UNDERNEATH
>> Darwin: ♪ I'M GETTIN' TONS OF
LOOT 'CAUSE I LOOK SO CUTE ♪

>> Darwin: ♪ I'M GETTIN' TONS OF
LOOT 'CAUSE I LOOK SO CUTE ♪
♪ WHERE ARE THESE PRESENTS

LOOT 'CAUSE I LOOK SO CUTE ♪
♪ WHERE ARE THESE PRESENTS
FROM? ♪

♪ WHERE ARE THESE PRESENTS
FROM? ♪
♪ IT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE

FROM? ♪
♪ IT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE
>> Gumball: ♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO

♪ IT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE
>> Gumball: ♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' ENDS MEET ♪

>> Gumball: ♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' ENDS MEET ♪
♪ WE JUST THROW THINGS IN THE

WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' ENDS MEET ♪
♪ WE JUST THROW THINGS IN THE
BUGGY THAT WE LIKE TO EAT ♪

♪ WE JUST THROW THINGS IN THE
BUGGY THAT WE LIKE TO EAT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STILL A

BUGGY THAT WE LIKE TO EAT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STILL A
KID, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STILL A
KID, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC ♪
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET

KID, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC ♪
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET
>> Both: ♪ LIFE CAN GET PRETTY

♪ YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET
>> Both: ♪ LIFE CAN GET PRETTY
TRAGIC ♪

>> Both: ♪ LIFE CAN GET PRETTY
TRAGIC ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN

TRAGIC ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪

STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO

IT ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE

>> Gumball: ♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
JOBS ♪

WORRY, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
JOBS ♪
♪ WE CAN SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND

JOBS ♪
♪ WE CAN SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND
HANG OUT JUST LIKE SLOBS ♪

♪ WE CAN SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND
HANG OUT JUST LIKE SLOBS ♪
>> Both: ♪ WE DON'T FREAK OUT

HANG OUT JUST LIKE SLOBS ♪
>> Both: ♪ WE DON'T FREAK OUT
ABOUT RéSUMéS AND SKILLS ♪

>> Both: ♪ WE DON'T FREAK OUT
ABOUT RéSUMéS AND SKILLS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EITHER

ABOUT RéSUMéS AND SKILLS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EITHER
♪ WE GOT NO BILLS

♪ 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EITHER
♪ WE GOT NO BILLS
♪ WE GOT ALL THE TIME

♪ WE GOT NO BILLS
♪ WE GOT ALL THE TIME
THAT WE WANT TO KILL ♪

♪ WE GOT ALL THE TIME
THAT WE WANT TO KILL ♪
>> WHAT TIME IS IT?

THAT WE WANT TO KILL ♪
>> WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> Both: ♪ IT'S TIME TO CHILL

>> WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> Both: ♪ IT'S TIME TO CHILL
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

>> Both: ♪ IT'S TIME TO CHILL
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?
>> Gumball: JUST ENJOYING NOT

DOING?
>> Gumball: JUST ENJOYING NOT
HAVING A JOB.

>> Gumball: JUST ENJOYING NOT
HAVING A JOB.
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!

HAVING A JOB.
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!
>> Gumball: WHY?

>> WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!
>> Gumball: WHY?
BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF OUR FREEDOM

>> Gumball: WHY?
BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF OUR FREEDOM
HURTS YOUR ADULT FEELINGS?

BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF OUR FREEDOM
HURTS YOUR ADULT FEELINGS?
>> NO, KID, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

HURTS YOUR ADULT FEELINGS?
>> NO, KID, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
MOVE BECAUSE --

>> NO, KID, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
MOVE BECAUSE --
[ HORN BLARES ]

MOVE BECAUSE --
[ HORN BLARES ]
>> Gumball: ♪ WHEN YOU'RE STILL

[ HORN BLARES ]
>> Gumball: ♪ WHEN YOU'RE STILL
A KID, BEING SICK IS COOL ♪

>> Gumball: ♪ WHEN YOU'RE STILL
A KID, BEING SICK IS COOL ♪
♪ MOM GIVES YOU HUGS, AND YOU

A KID, BEING SICK IS COOL ♪
♪ MOM GIVES YOU HUGS, AND YOU
DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

♪ MOM GIVES YOU HUGS, AND YOU
DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ STAY AT HOME, WATCH TV,

DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ STAY AT HOME, WATCH TV,
ALL DAY SLACKIN' OFF ♪

♪ STAY AT HOME, WATCH TV,
ALL DAY SLACKIN' OFF ♪
♪ IF SOMEONE CHECKS ON YOU,

ALL DAY SLACKIN' OFF ♪
♪ IF SOMEONE CHECKS ON YOU,
JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE COUGH ♪

♪ IF SOMEONE CHECKS ON YOU,
JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE COUGH ♪
>> Dad: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE COUGH ♪
>> Dad: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Gumball: [ COUGHS ]

>> Dad: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Gumball: [ COUGHS ]
>> Dad: AWW!

>> Gumball: [ COUGHS ]
>> Dad: AWW!
>> Gumball: [ GROWLS ]

>> Dad: AWW!
>> Gumball: [ GROWLS ]
♪ IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I BEHAVE

>> Gumball: [ GROWLS ]
♪ IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I BEHAVE
LIKE A DUMMY ♪

♪ IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I BEHAVE
LIKE A DUMMY ♪
♪ I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS

LIKE A DUMMY ♪
♪ I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS
'CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY ♪

♪ I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS
'CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY ♪
>> Both: ♪ WE DON'T NEED AN

'CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY ♪
>> Both: ♪ WE DON'T NEED AN
EXCUSE 'CAUSE WE GOT

>> Both: ♪ WE DON'T NEED AN
EXCUSE 'CAUSE WE GOT
IMAGINATION ♪

EXCUSE 'CAUSE WE GOT
IMAGINATION ♪
♪ WE'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW

IMAGINATION ♪
♪ WE'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW
TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION ♪

♪ WE'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW
TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION ♪
♪ BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A KID,

TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION ♪
♪ BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A KID,
YOU DREAM OF MANY THINGS ♪

♪ BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A KID,
YOU DREAM OF MANY THINGS ♪
♪ LIKE BEING A NINJA DENTIST

YOU DREAM OF MANY THINGS ♪
♪ LIKE BEING A NINJA DENTIST
OR A WIZARD COP WITH WINGS ♪

♪ LIKE BEING A NINJA DENTIST
OR A WIZARD COP WITH WINGS ♪
♪ WE CAN FIGHT A SHARK-BEAR-

OR A WIZARD COP WITH WINGS ♪
♪ WE CAN FIGHT A SHARK-BEAR-
GATOR WITH A SWORD MADE OF

♪ WE CAN FIGHT A SHARK-BEAR-
GATOR WITH A SWORD MADE OF
SWORDS ♪

GATOR WITH A SWORD MADE OF
SWORDS ♪
♪ BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND

SWORDS ♪
♪ BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND
WIN AWESOMENESS AWARDS ♪

♪ BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND
WIN AWESOMENESS AWARDS ♪
♪ SEE AN UNDERWATER CASTLE AND

WIN AWESOMENESS AWARDS ♪
♪ SEE AN UNDERWATER CASTLE AND
A SEAHORSE MADE OF CRYSTAL ♪

♪ SEE AN UNDERWATER CASTLE AND
A SEAHORSE MADE OF CRYSTAL ♪
♪ SAVING MERMAIDS FROM

A SEAHORSE MADE OF CRYSTAL ♪
♪ SAVING MERMAIDS FROM
SHARKPEOPLE USING GOLDEN LASER

♪ SAVING MERMAIDS FROM
SHARKPEOPLE USING GOLDEN LASER
PISTOLS ♪

SHARKPEOPLE USING GOLDEN LASER
PISTOLS ♪
♪ PLUNDER THE UNIVERSE IN OUR

PISTOLS ♪
♪ PLUNDER THE UNIVERSE IN OUR
PIRATE SPACESHIP ♪

♪ PLUNDER THE UNIVERSE IN OUR
PIRATE SPACESHIP ♪
♪ GO BACK IN TIME TO TEACH

PIRATE SPACESHIP ♪
♪ GO BACK IN TIME TO TEACH
CAVEMEN HOW TO KICKFLIP ♪

♪ GO BACK IN TIME TO TEACH
CAVEMEN HOW TO KICKFLIP ♪
♪ DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OUR

CAVEMEN HOW TO KICKFLIP ♪
♪ DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OUR
FUTURE PLANS AT COLLEGE ♪

♪ DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OUR
FUTURE PLANS AT COLLEGE ♪
♪ SUPERPOWERS, ROBOT ARMS,

FUTURE PLANS AT COLLEGE ♪
♪ SUPERPOWERS, ROBOT ARMS,
THAT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR

♪ SUPERPOWERS, ROBOT ARMS,
THAT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR
KNOWLEDGE ♪

THAT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR
KNOWLEDGE ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ IT'S OKAY FOR ME

KNOWLEDGE ♪
>> Gumball: ♪ IT'S OKAY FOR ME
TO DREAM THAT I'M A COWBOY FROM

>> Gumball: ♪ IT'S OKAY FOR ME
TO DREAM THAT I'M A COWBOY FROM
THE WEST ♪

TO DREAM THAT I'M A COWBOY FROM
THE WEST ♪
>> Darwin: ♪ AND FOR ME TO KEEP

THE WEST ♪
>> Darwin: ♪ AND FOR ME TO KEEP
HOPIN' THAT THERE'S STILL A

>> Darwin: ♪ AND FOR ME TO KEEP
HOPIN' THAT THERE'S STILL A
CHANCE TO GROW A CHEST ♪

HOPIN' THAT THERE'S STILL A
CHANCE TO GROW A CHEST ♪
[ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY ]

CHANCE TO GROW A CHEST ♪
[ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY ]
>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE

[ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY ]
>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE
CAN ♪

>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE
CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS

CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪

STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪
>> Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT ]

IT ♪
>> Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
COME ON. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

>> Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
COME ON. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

COME ON. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE
CAN ♪

>> Both: ♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE
CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS

CAN ♪
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS
♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF

♪ WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S
STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪

STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF
IT ♪
>> [ British accent ] MOTHER,

IT ♪
>> [ British accent ] MOTHER,
WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SHORT MEN

>> [ British accent ] MOTHER,
WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SHORT MEN
DOING?

WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SHORT MEN
DOING?
>> I BELIEVE THEY'RE PRETENDING

DOING?
>> I BELIEVE THEY'RE PRETENDING
TO STILL BE YOUNG AND COOL,

>> I BELIEVE THEY'RE PRETENDING
TO STILL BE YOUNG AND COOL,
DEAR.

TO STILL BE YOUNG AND COOL,
DEAR.
>> Both: AW.

DEAR.
>> Both: AW.
[ CLATTER ]

>> Both: AW.
[ CLATTER ]
[ CLATTER ]

[ CLATTER ]
[ CLATTER ]
[ WHAP! ]

[ CLATTER ]
[ WHAP! ]
>> Gumball: [ SOBBING ]

[ WHAP! ]
>> Gumball: [ SOBBING ]
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] IT'S

>> Gumball: [ SOBBING ]
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] IT'S
OVER, DUDE.

>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] IT'S
OVER, DUDE.
IF MY VOICE WENT ANY LOWER, IT

OVER, DUDE.
IF MY VOICE WENT ANY LOWER, IT
WOULD BE ON THE GROUND.

IF MY VOICE WENT ANY LOWER, IT
WOULD BE ON THE GROUND.
WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.

WOULD BE ON THE GROUND.
WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.
>> Gumball: ♪ MAYBE IT'S FOR THE

WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.
>> Gumball: ♪ MAYBE IT'S FOR THE
BETTER ♪

>> Gumball: ♪ MAYBE IT'S FOR THE
BETTER ♪
♪ NO ONE WANTS TO STAY A CHILD

BETTER ♪
♪ NO ONE WANTS TO STAY A CHILD
FOREVER ♪

♪ NO ONE WANTS TO STAY A CHILD
FOREVER ♪
>> Darwin: ♪ REMEMBER THE

FOREVER ♪
>> Darwin: ♪ REMEMBER THE
WONDERFUL TIMES WE'VE HAD ♪

>> Darwin: ♪ REMEMBER THE
WONDERFUL TIMES WE'VE HAD ♪
♪ THOSE HAPPY THOUGHTS

WONDERFUL TIMES WE'VE HAD ♪
♪ THOSE HAPPY THOUGHTS
NOW MAKE ME SAD ♪

♪ THOSE HAPPY THOUGHTS
NOW MAKE ME SAD ♪
>> Both: ♪ THEY SAY IT'S NOT

NOW MAKE ME SAD ♪
>> Both: ♪ THEY SAY IT'S NOT
BAD, IT'S JUST A NEW START ♪

>> Both: ♪ THEY SAY IT'S NOT
BAD, IT'S JUST A NEW START ♪
♪ SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS PAIN

BAD, IT'S JUST A NEW START ♪
♪ SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS PAIN
IN MY HEART? ♪

♪ SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS PAIN
IN MY HEART? ♪
♪ OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

IN MY HEART? ♪
♪ OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
ARE GETTING HAZY ♪

♪ OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
ARE GETTING HAZY ♪
♪ BUT SOON WE CAN DRIVE, GO TO

ARE GETTING HAZY ♪
♪ BUT SOON WE CAN DRIVE, GO TO
COLLEGE, AND WE BOTH GO

♪ BUT SOON WE CAN DRIVE, GO TO
COLLEGE, AND WE BOTH GO
CRAZY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪

COLLEGE, AND WE BOTH GO
CRAZY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
>> Gumball: [ High-pitched ]

CRAZY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
>> Gumball: [ High-pitched ]
WHAT WAS THAT?

>> Gumball: [ High-pitched ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
[ GASPS ]

WHAT WAS THAT?
[ GASPS ]
DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

[ GASPS ]
DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I SOUND EVEN YOUNGER THAN

DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I SOUND EVEN YOUNGER THAN
BEFORE.

I SOUND EVEN YOUNGER THAN
BEFORE.
>> Darwin: [ High-pitched ]

BEFORE.
>> Darwin: [ High-pitched ]
THAT'S IT!

>> Darwin: [ High-pitched ]
THAT'S IT!
THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE 1% OF

THAT'S IT!
THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE 1% OF
PEOPLE WHO NEVER GROW OLD.

THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE 1% OF
PEOPLE WHO NEVER GROW OLD.
>> Both: YAY!

PEOPLE WHO NEVER GROW OLD.
>> Both: YAY!
>> Gumball: WE'LL BE KIDS

>> Both: YAY!
>> Gumball: WE'LL BE KIDS
FOREVER!

>> Gumball: WE'LL BE KIDS
FOREVER!
>> Darwin: WE GOT WHAT WE

FOREVER!
>> Darwin: WE GOT WHAT WE
WANTED!

>> Darwin: WE GOT WHAT WE
WANTED!
>> Gumball: WE'RE STUCK IN THESE

WANTED!
>> Gumball: WE'RE STUCK IN THESE
BODIES FOR THE REST OF OUR

>> Gumball: WE'RE STUCK IN THESE
BODIES FOR THE REST OF OUR
LIVES!

BODIES FOR THE REST OF OUR
LIVES!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> Both: [ Weakly ] YAY.

>> Gumball: HURRY UP!
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
>> Darwin: THAT GATE WAS

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
>> Darwin: THAT GATE WAS
UNLOCKED.

>> Darwin: THAT GATE WAS
UNLOCKED.
>> Gumball: I DON'T CARE!

UNLOCKED.
>> Gumball: I DON'T CARE!
WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET

>> Gumball: I DON'T CARE!
WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET
THERE!

WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET
THERE!
>> Darwin: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A

THERE!
>> Darwin: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A
SIDEWALK, RIGHT?

>> Darwin: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A
SIDEWALK, RIGHT?
>> Gumball: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!

SIDEWALK, RIGHT?
>> Gumball: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING!

>> Gumball: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING!
[ ALARM BLARES ]

>> Darwin: WAS THAT REALLY
NECESSARY?
>> Gumball: NO TIME TO WORRY

NECESSARY?
>> Gumball: NO TIME TO WORRY
ABOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

>> Gumball: NO TIME TO WORRY
ABOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE!
>> Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT

ABOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE!
>> Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
WAS JUST DAMAGE DAMAGE.

>> Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
WAS JUST DAMAGE DAMAGE.
>> HEY, GUYS. I JUST WANTED --

WAS JUST DAMAGE DAMAGE.
>> HEY, GUYS. I JUST WANTED --
>> Darwin: SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE

>> HEY, GUYS. I JUST WANTED --
>> Darwin: SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE
TIME RIGHT NOW.

>> Darwin: SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE
TIME RIGHT NOW.
>> HI, GUYS.

TIME RIGHT NOW.
>> HI, GUYS.
>> Darwin: SORRY, NO TIME.

>> HI, GUYS.
>> Darwin: SORRY, NO TIME.
>> HEY, GUYS.

>> Darwin: SORRY, NO TIME.
>> HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS. HI, GUYS.

>> HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS. HI, GUYS.
>> Darwin: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT.

HI, GUYS. HI, GUYS.
>> Darwin: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT.
>> OH, HI, GUYS.

>> Darwin: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT.
>> OH, HI, GUYS.
[ BOING! ]

>> OH, HI, GUYS.
[ BOING! ]
AAH!

[ BOING! ]
AAH!
>> Darwin: SORRY.

AAH!
>> Darwin: SORRY.
[ DOG GROWLING, BARKING ]

>> Darwin: SORRY.
[ DOG GROWLING, BARKING ]
>> HI, GUYS.

[ DOG GROWLING, BARKING ]
>> HI, GUYS.
>> Darwin: JUST GO HOME, OKAY?

>> HI, GUYS.
>> Darwin: JUST GO HOME, OKAY?
>> I JUST WANTED --

>> Darwin: JUST GO HOME, OKAY?
>> I JUST WANTED --
OH, HI, GUYS.

>> I JUST WANTED --
OH, HI, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.

OH, HI, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.

HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.

HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO...

HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO...
>> Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE THE

HI, GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO...
>> Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE THE
TIME!

>> Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE THE
TIME!
>> HEY, GUYS.

TIME!
>> HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.

>> HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.

HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
[ SCREECH! ]

HEY, GUYS.
[ SCREECH! ]
>> OH, HEY, GUYS.

[ SCREECH! ]
>> OH, HEY, GUYS.
>> Both: UGH! WHAT?!

>> OH, HEY, GUYS.
>> Both: UGH! WHAT?!
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

>> Both: UGH! WHAT?!
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S "ICE"

>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S "ICE"
TO SEE YOU!

I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S "ICE"
TO SEE YOU!
[ LAUGHTER]

TO SEE YOU!
[ LAUGHTER]
>> Darwin: LOOK, SARAH, WE DON'T

[ LAUGHTER]
>> Darwin: LOOK, SARAH, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

>> Darwin: LOOK, SARAH, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
>> Gumball: YEAH, WE HAVE TO...

HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
>> Gumball: YEAH, WE HAVE TO...
WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN?

>> Gumball: YEAH, WE HAVE TO...
WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN?
[ EXPLOSION ]

WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN?
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

[ EXPLOSION ]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
THE WHOLE RAINBOW FACTORY

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
THE WHOLE RAINBOW FACTORY
DESTROYED!

THE WHOLE RAINBOW FACTORY
DESTROYED!
AND WE COULD'VE SAVED IT!

DESTROYED!
AND WE COULD'VE SAVED IT!
>> Darwin: YEAH, BUT WE COULD'VE

AND WE COULD'VE SAVED IT!
>> Darwin: YEAH, BUT WE COULD'VE
NOT CAUSED IT, TOO.

>> Darwin: YEAH, BUT WE COULD'VE
NOT CAUSED IT, TOO.
>> Gumball: THE WATER SUPPLY

NOT CAUSED IT, TOO.
>> Gumball: THE WATER SUPPLY
CONTAMINATED FOR CENTURIES!

>> Gumball: THE WATER SUPPLY
CONTAMINATED FOR CENTURIES!
THEY SAY OUR KIDS WILL LOOK EVEN

CONTAMINATED FOR CENTURIES!
THEY SAY OUR KIDS WILL LOOK EVEN
WEIRDER THAN WE DO.

THEY SAY OUR KIDS WILL LOOK EVEN
WEIRDER THAN WE DO.
>> HEY, GUYS.

WEIRDER THAN WE DO.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> Both: UGH.

>> HEY, GUYS.
>> Both: UGH.
>> WELL, I GUESS THE MORAL OF

>> Both: UGH.
>> WELL, I GUESS THE MORAL OF
THIS STORY IS, ALL'S WELL THAT

>> WELL, I GUESS THE MORAL OF
THIS STORY IS, ALL'S WELL THAT
END'S WELL.

THIS STORY IS, ALL'S WELL THAT
END'S WELL.
[ LAUGHS ]

END'S WELL.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ JINGLE PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHS ]
[ JINGLE PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH!

[ JINGLE PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH!
THIS DID NOT END WELL FOR

>> Gumball: SARAH!
THIS DID NOT END WELL FOR
ANYONE!

THIS DID NOT END WELL FOR
ANYONE!
IT'LL TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS TO

ANYONE!
IT'LL TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS TO
REBUILD IT!

IT'LL TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS TO
REBUILD IT!
>> YEAH.

REBUILD IT!
>> YEAH.
WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD

>> YEAH.
WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD
SAY, "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS

WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD
SAY, "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS
GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE

SAY, "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS
GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
FENCE."

GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
FENCE."
[ LAUGHS ]

[ JINGLE PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH!

>> Gumball: SARAH!
ALL THE GRASS IS ON FIRE, AND SO
IS THE GOSH-DARN FENCE!

ALL THE GRASS IS ON FIRE, AND SO
IS THE GOSH-DARN FENCE!
[ LAUGHTER]

IS THE GOSH-DARN FENCE!
[ LAUGHTER]
OKAY, WHAT IS THAT?

[ LAUGHTER]
OKAY, WHAT IS THAT?
WHO'S LAUGHING?

OKAY, WHAT IS THAT?
WHO'S LAUGHING?
[ BUTTON CLICKS ]

WHO'S LAUGHING?
[ BUTTON CLICKS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]

[ BUTTON CLICKS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CARTOON MUSIC PLAYS]

>> MMM.
[ SLURPS ]
[ POP! ]

[ SLURPS ]
[ POP! ]
AHH!

[ POP! ]
AHH!
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE

AHH!
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE
EAT NOISILY?

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE
EAT NOISILY?
'CAUSE I DO.

EAT NOISILY?
'CAUSE I DO.
I'M SO LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.

'CAUSE I DO.
I'M SO LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.
HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON AN

I'M SO LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.
HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON AN
ADVENTURE WHERE WE LIKE TELL

HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON AN
ADVENTURE WHERE WE LIKE TELL
PEOPLE OFF FOR THEIR BAD HABITS,

ADVENTURE WHERE WE LIKE TELL
PEOPLE OFF FOR THEIR BAD HABITS,
BUT LEARN THAT EVERYONE SHOULD

PEOPLE OFF FOR THEIR BAD HABITS,
BUT LEARN THAT EVERYONE SHOULD
BE THEMSELVES, AND THEN WE HUG.

BUT LEARN THAT EVERYONE SHOULD
BE THEMSELVES, AND THEN WE HUG.
HEY, ME AND MY BFFs GUMBALL AND

BE THEMSELVES, AND THEN WE HUG.
HEY, ME AND MY BFFs GUMBALL AND
DARWIN THINK THAT MAYBE YOU

HEY, ME AND MY BFFs GUMBALL AND
DARWIN THINK THAT MAYBE YOU
SHOULD STOP MOUTH-BREATHING.

DARWIN THINK THAT MAYBE YOU
SHOULD STOP MOUTH-BREATHING.
IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, AND

SHOULD STOP MOUTH-BREATHING.
IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, AND
IT'S MAKING THE CAFETERIA MOIST,

IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, AND
IT'S MAKING THE CAFETERIA MOIST,
BUT WE FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE IT'S

IT'S MAKING THE CAFETERIA MOIST,
BUT WE FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE IT'S
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE YOU.

BUT WE FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE IT'S
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE YOU.
>> [ ROARS ]

IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE YOU.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST

>> [ ROARS ]
>> Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST
HAVE LUNCH?

>> Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST
HAVE LUNCH?
[ CREAK! ]

HAVE LUNCH?
[ CREAK! ]
>> YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM.

[ CREAK! ]
>> YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM.
CAN I SIT HERE...

>> YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM.
CAN I SIT HERE...
at your table?

CAN I SIT HERE...
at your table?
>> Gumball: YEAH, WHATEVER.

at your table?
>> Gumball: YEAH, WHATEVER.
>> [ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

SO, NOW THAT WE SIT TOGETHER AT
LUNCH, I GUESS WE NEED TO WORK
OUT OUR DYNAMIC.

LUNCH, I GUESS WE NEED TO WORK
OUT OUR DYNAMIC.
>> Darwin: WHA...

OUT OUR DYNAMIC.
>> Darwin: WHA...
>> YEAH, SINCE I'M IN SCHOOL TO

>> Darwin: WHA...
>> YEAH, SINCE I'M IN SCHOOL TO
BE NEAR YOU GUYS, I HAVEN'T

>> YEAH, SINCE I'M IN SCHOOL TO
BE NEAR YOU GUYS, I HAVEN'T
FIGURED OUT WHERE I FIT IN HERE.

BE NEAR YOU GUYS, I HAVEN'T
FIGURED OUT WHERE I FIT IN HERE.
'CAUSE AM I LIKE THE KOOKY ONE?

FIGURED OUT WHERE I FIT IN HERE.
'CAUSE AM I LIKE THE KOOKY ONE?
>> Gumball: PBHT!

'CAUSE AM I LIKE THE KOOKY ONE?
>> Gumball: PBHT!
>> ♪ KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY,

>> Gumball: PBHT!
>> ♪ KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY,
KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOO ♪

>> ♪ KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY,
KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOO ♪
NO?

KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOO ♪
NO?
OKAY, SO, MAYBE I'M LIKE THE

NO?
OKAY, SO, MAYBE I'M LIKE THE
NERDY, INSECURE ONE, BUT THEN I

OKAY, SO, MAYBE I'M LIKE THE
NERDY, INSECURE ONE, BUT THEN I
TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, AND I'M

NERDY, INSECURE ONE, BUT THEN I
TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, AND I'M
LIKE SUPER-CUTE.

TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, AND I'M
LIKE SUPER-CUTE.
[ SPLOSH! ]

LIKE SUPER-CUTE.
[ SPLOSH! ]
[ Muffled ] NO?

[ SPLOSH! ]
[ Muffled ] NO?
OR MAYBE I'M JUST THE GIRL NEXT

[ Muffled ] NO?
OR MAYBE I'M JUST THE GIRL NEXT
DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR

OR MAYBE I'M JUST THE GIRL NEXT
DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR
YOU, BUT YOU'RE TOO FOOLISH TO

DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR
YOU, BUT YOU'RE TOO FOOLISH TO
REALIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.

YOU, BUT YOU'RE TOO FOOLISH TO
REALIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
>> Darwin: BUT YOU DON'T LIVE

REALIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
>> Darwin: BUT YOU DON'T LIVE
NEXT DOOR.

>> Darwin: BUT YOU DON'T LIVE
NEXT DOOR.
>> I CAN MOVE.

NEXT DOOR.
>> I CAN MOVE.
BUT OF COURSE I COULDN'T DO THAT

>> I CAN MOVE.
BUT OF COURSE I COULDN'T DO THAT
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BOTH HAVE TO

BUT OF COURSE I COULDN'T DO THAT
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BOTH HAVE TO
FIGHT OVER ME.

BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BOTH HAVE TO
FIGHT OVER ME.
[ CREAK! ]

FIGHT OVER ME.
[ CREAK! ]
>> Gumball: WELL, AT THE MOMENT,

[ CREAK! ]
>> Gumball: WELL, AT THE MOMENT,
YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE INSANELY

>> Gumball: WELL, AT THE MOMENT,
YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE INSANELY
OBSESSIVE ONE.

YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE INSANELY
OBSESSIVE ONE.
>> THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE!

OBSESSIVE ONE.
>> THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE!
I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT!

>> THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE!
I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT!
>> Gumball: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T

I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT!
>> Gumball: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN I WANTED YOU TO!

>> Gumball: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN I WANTED YOU TO!
>> AND I'LL BE REALLY CREEPY,

MEAN I WANTED YOU TO!
>> AND I'LL BE REALLY CREEPY,
AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SCARED, BUT

>> AND I'LL BE REALLY CREEPY,
AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SCARED, BUT
IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS, YOU'LL

AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SCARED, BUT
IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS, YOU'LL
REALIZE THAT WE'RE MEANT TO BE.

IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS, YOU'LL
REALIZE THAT WE'RE MEANT TO BE.
>> Gumball: MY FINAL MOMENTS?

REALIZE THAT WE'RE MEANT TO BE.
>> Gumball: MY FINAL MOMENTS?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> Gumball: MY FINAL MOMENTS?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE
WITH YOU FOLLOWING US.

I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE
WITH YOU FOLLOWING US.
>> DON'T WORRY.

WITH YOU FOLLOWING US.
>> DON'T WORRY.
You'll never see me.

>> DON'T WORRY.
You'll never see me.
Best friends, best friends.

You'll never see me.
Best friends, best friends.
[ TAPE WHIRS, BUTTON CLICKS ]

Best friends, best friends,
best friends, best friends,
best...

best friends, best friends,
best...
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

best...
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ FOR A VERY LONG TIME,

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ FOR A VERY LONG TIME,
I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR ♪

♪ FOR A VERY LONG TIME,
I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR ♪
♪ HUNCHED IN YOUR CLOSET

I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR ♪
♪ HUNCHED IN YOUR CLOSET
OR STRAPPED BENEATH YOUR CAR ♪

♪ HUNCHED IN YOUR CLOSET
OR STRAPPED BENEATH YOUR CAR ♪
♪ I TREASURED ALL THE STORIES

OR STRAPPED BENEATH YOUR CAR ♪
♪ I TREASURED ALL THE STORIES
THE THREE OF US SHARE ♪

♪ I TREASURED ALL THE STORIES
THE THREE OF US SHARE ♪
♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE,

THE THREE OF US SHARE ♪
♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE,
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE ♪

♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE,
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WERE ALONE,

I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WERE ALONE,
I WAS THERE, TOO ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WERE ALONE,
I WAS THERE, TOO ♪
♪ BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN,

I WAS THERE, TOO ♪
♪ BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN,
AND YOU NEVER KNEW ♪

♪ BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN,
AND YOU NEVER KNEW ♪
♪ I DRESSED IN YOUR CLOTHES

AND YOU NEVER KNEW ♪
♪ I DRESSED IN YOUR CLOTHES
AND BREATHED IN YOUR AIR ♪

♪ I DRESSED IN YOUR CLOTHES
AND BREATHED IN YOUR AIR ♪
♪ I WATCHED YOU BOTH SLEEP

AND BREATHED IN YOUR AIR ♪
♪ I WATCHED YOU BOTH SLEEP
AND NUZZLED YOUR HAIR ♪

♪ I WATCHED YOU BOTH SLEEP
AND NUZZLED YOUR HAIR ♪
♪ IT HELPS THAT YOUR BEDROOM HAS

AND NUZZLED YOUR HAIR ♪
♪ IT HELPS THAT YOUR BEDROOM HAS
PLACES TO HIDE ♪

♪ IT HELPS THAT YOUR BEDROOM HAS
PLACES TO HIDE ♪
♪ AND THE WINDOWS DON'T LOCK,

PLACES TO HIDE ♪
♪ AND THE WINDOWS DON'T LOCK,
SO I CAN GET INSIDE ♪

♪ AND THE WINDOWS DON'T LOCK,
SO I CAN GET INSIDE ♪
♪ I'VE WAITED SO LONG

SO I CAN GET INSIDE ♪
♪ I'VE WAITED SO LONG
TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE ♪

♪ I'VE WAITED SO LONG
TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE ♪
♪ AND ONE DAY, ONE OF YOU

TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE ♪
♪ AND ONE DAY, ONE OF YOU
WILL CALL ME HIS WIFE ♪

♪ AND ONE DAY, ONE OF YOU
WILL CALL ME HIS WIFE ♪
[ BREATHING DEEPLY]

[ BUTTON CLICKS ]
[ BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Gumball: I THINK WE NEED TO
HAVE A REASONABLE CONVERSATION
WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.

HAVE A REASONABLE CONVERSATION
WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.
>> Darwin: WHERE IS SHE?

WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.
>> Darwin: WHERE IS SHE?
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO HOURS

>> Darwin: WHERE IS SHE?
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO HOURS
NOW.

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO HOURS
NOW.
>> OHHHHHH. OH, MAN. NOT GOOD.

NOW.
>> OHHHHHH. OH, MAN. NOT GOOD.
>> Gumball: YOU OKAY, MR. SMALL?

>> OHHHHHH. OH, MAN. NOT GOOD.
>> Gumball: YOU OKAY, MR. SMALL?
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT

>> Gumball: YOU OKAY, MR. SMALL?
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT
PAINTING LIKE THAT?

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT
PAINTING LIKE THAT?
>> AH! THANK MOTHER EARTH.

PAINTING LIKE THAT?
>> AH! THANK MOTHER EARTH.
YOU CAN SEE IT, TOO.

[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
AAH! Did you see that?
>> Darwin: SEE WHAT?

AAH! Did you see that?
>> Darwin: SEE WHAT?
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Darwin: SEE WHAT?
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> AAH!

[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> AAH!
>> AAH!

>> AAH!
>> AAH!
>> Both: AAH!

>> AAH!
>> Both: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS WHEEZILY ]

>> Both: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS WHEEZILY ]
>> Gumball: SARAH! WAIT!

>> [ LAUGHS WHEEZILY ]
>> Gumball: SARAH! WAIT!
>> [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

>> Gumball: SARAH! WAIT!
>> [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[ SCREECH! ]

>> [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[ SCREECH! ]
>> OH. [ GASPS ]

[ SCREECH! ]
>> OH. [ GASPS ]
[ SQUEALS ]

>> OH. [ GASPS ]
[ SQUEALS ]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ SQUEALS ]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GASPS ]

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH, LISTEN.

[ GASPS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH, LISTEN.
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.

>> Gumball: SARAH, LISTEN.
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.

>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.
>> Gumball: WHA-- WHAT?

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.
>> Gumball: WHA-- WHAT?
WHAT HAIR?

>> Gumball: WHA-- WHAT?
WHAT HAIR?
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY

WHAT HAIR?
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY
HAIR?

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY
HAIR?
>> NO.

HAIR?
>> NO.
>> Gumball: SARAH, THIS WHOLE

>> NO.
>> Gumball: SARAH, THIS WHOLE
THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.

>> Gumball: SARAH, THIS WHOLE
THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.
>> Darwin: YEAH, IT'S NOT YOU.

THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.
>> Darwin: YEAH, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S US.

>> Darwin: YEAH, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S US.
>> Gumball: BY WHICH WE MEAN

IT'S US.
>> Gumball: BY WHICH WE MEAN
IT'S YOU.

>> Gumball: BY WHICH WE MEAN
IT'S YOU.
>> WAIT.

IT'S YOU.
>> WAIT.
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT'S

>> WAIT.
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT'S
INSIDE MY LOCKER?

DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT'S
INSIDE MY LOCKER?
>> Gumball: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE

INSIDE MY LOCKER?
>> Gumball: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR TRICKS?

>> Gumball: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR TRICKS?
WHY WOULD WE WANT TO SEE INSIDE

OF YOUR TRICKS?
WHY WOULD WE WANT TO SEE INSIDE
YOUR LOCKER?

WHY WOULD WE WANT TO SEE INSIDE
YOUR LOCKER?
>> BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF

YOUR LOCKER?
>> BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF
THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE

>> BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF
THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE
MAYBE I DO ALL THIS...

THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE
MAYBE I DO ALL THIS...
b-because I'm lonely.

MAYBE I DO ALL THIS...
b-because I'm lonely.
>> Gumball: NO, SARAH, THIS IS

b-because I'm lonely.
>> Gumball: NO, SARAH, THIS IS
THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU

>> Gumball: NO, SARAH, THIS IS
THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU
REALIZE THERE IS NO STORY AND

THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU
REALIZE THERE IS NO STORY AND
YOU LEAVE US ALONE.

REALIZE THERE IS NO STORY AND
YOU LEAVE US ALONE.
>> OH.

YOU LEAVE US ALONE.
>> OH.
[ Chuckling ] YEAH, SURE.

>> Darwin: DUDE, LOOK AT THIS.
"THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO SPOKE TO
ME AT ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH."

"THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO SPOKE TO
ME AT ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH."
AND THIS -- "THE COOLEST KIDS IN

ME AT ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH."
AND THIS -- "THE COOLEST KIDS IN
SCHOOL, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, THE

AND THIS -- "THE COOLEST KIDS IN
SCHOOL, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, THE
ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW ME."

SCHOOL, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, THE
ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW ME."
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW ME."
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
>> Gumball: I KNOW. RIGHT.

THINKING?
>> Gumball: I KNOW. RIGHT.
I'M DEFINITELY TALLER THAN YOU!

>> Gumball: I KNOW. RIGHT.
I'M DEFINITELY TALLER THAN YOU!
AND IF MY EYES WERE THAT CLOSE

I'M DEFINITELY TALLER THAN YOU!
AND IF MY EYES WERE THAT CLOSE
TOGETHER, I'D BE A CYCLOPS!

AND IF MY EYES WERE THAT CLOSE
TOGETHER, I'D BE A CYCLOPS!
>> Darwin: NO!

TOGETHER, I'D BE A CYCLOPS!
>> Darwin: NO!
SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT US, AND

>> Darwin: NO!
SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT US, AND
WE JUST PUSHED HER AWAY.

SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT US, AND
WE JUST PUSHED HER AWAY.
LOOK AT THIS.

WE JUST PUSHED HER AWAY.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> Gumball: "THE AMAZING

LOOK AT THIS.
>> Gumball: "THE AMAZING
ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL, DARWIN,

>> Gumball: "THE AMAZING
ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL, DARWIN,
AND SARAH."

ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL, DARWIN,
AND SARAH."
AW, MAN.

AND SARAH."
AW, MAN.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE

AW, MAN.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE
INCLUDED.

ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE
INCLUDED.
>> Darwin: THIS -- THIS IS

INCLUDED.
>> Darwin: THIS -- THIS IS
TODAY.

>> Darwin: THIS -- THIS IS
TODAY.
THIS IS AT LUNCHTIME.

TODAY.
THIS IS AT LUNCHTIME.
>> Gumball: OH, YEAH.

THIS IS AT LUNCHTIME.
>> Gumball: OH, YEAH.
[ SCOFFS ] LOOK AT THAT HAND.

>> Gumball: OH, YEAH.
[ SCOFFS ] LOOK AT THAT HAND.
IT'S LIKE A BIG THUMB.

[ SCOFFS ] LOOK AT THAT HAND.
IT'S LIKE A BIG THUMB.
>> Darwin: WELL, HANDS ARE

IT'S LIKE A BIG THUMB.
>> Darwin: WELL, HANDS ARE
DIFFICULT TO DRAW.

>> Darwin: WELL, HANDS ARE
DIFFICULT TO DRAW.
HERE'S US WATCHING THE VIDEO,

DIFFICULT TO DRAW.
HERE'S US WATCHING THE VIDEO,
AND HERE'S SARAH WALKING OFF

HERE'S US WATCHING THE VIDEO,
AND HERE'S SARAH WALKING OFF
JUST A SECOND AGO.

AND HERE'S SARAH WALKING OFF
JUST A SECOND AGO.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

JUST A SECOND AGO.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
>> Gumball: HMM, WELL, WHATEVER

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
>> Gumball: HMM, WELL, WHATEVER
IT IS, HOPE SHE GOES TO ART

>> Gumball: HMM, WELL, WHATEVER
IT IS, HOPE SHE GOES TO ART
SCHOOL.

IT IS, HOPE SHE GOES TO ART
SCHOOL.
>> Darwin: NO, YOU SAY, "WE'RE

SCHOOL.
>> Darwin: NO, YOU SAY, "WE'RE
HER ONLY FRIENDS.

>> Darwin: NO, YOU SAY, "WE'RE
HER ONLY FRIENDS.
WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

HER ONLY FRIENDS.
WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE HER HAPPY."

WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE HER HAPPY."
>> Gumball: WE'RE HER ONLY

TO MAKE HER HAPPY."
>> Gumball: WE'RE HER ONLY
FRIENDS!

>> Gumball: WE'RE HER ONLY
FRIENDS!
WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

FRIENDS!
WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE HER HAPPY!

WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE HER HAPPY!
[ BOTH GASP ]

TO MAKE HER HAPPY!
[ BOTH GASP ]
RIGHT. HOW DO WE DO IT?

[ BOTH GASP ]
RIGHT. HOW DO WE DO IT?
>> Darwin: IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.

RIGHT. HOW DO WE DO IT?
>> Darwin: IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Darwin: IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: SARAH!
YOU SHALL NOT BE ALONE!

>> Gumball: SARAH!
YOU SHALL NOT BE ALONE!
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

YOU SHALL NOT BE ALONE!
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> Gumball: YES, I DO, SARAH!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> Gumball: YES, I DO, SARAH!
I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE

>> Gumball: YES, I DO, SARAH!
I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE
BEAUTY OF YOUR ART, AND NOW...

I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE
BEAUTY OF YOUR ART, AND NOW...
I think I love you.

BEAUTY OF YOUR ART, AND NOW...
I think I love you.
>> Darwin: NO, YOU CANNOT LOVE

I think I love you.
>> Darwin: NO, YOU CANNOT LOVE
HER, FOR I LOVE HER MORE!

>> Darwin: NO, YOU CANNOT LOVE
HER, FOR I LOVE HER MORE!
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YELLOW AND

HER, FOR I LOVE HER MORE!
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YELLOW AND
RUNNY!

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YELLOW AND
RUNNY!
[ PAPER RUSTLES ]

RUNNY!
[ PAPER RUSTLES ]
AND FUNNY!

[ PAPER RUSTLES ]
AND FUNNY!
>> [ SIGHS ] FORGET IT, GUYS.

AND FUNNY!
>> [ SIGHS ] FORGET IT, GUYS.
>> Gumball: AW, COME ON.

>> [ SIGHS ] FORGET IT, GUYS.
>> Gumball: AW, COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.

>> Gumball: AW, COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Gumball: COME ON.

>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Gumball: COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.

>> Gumball: COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Gumball: COME ON.

>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Gumball: COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.

>> Gumball: COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Gumball: COME ON.

>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Gumball: COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.

>> Gumball: COME ON.
>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Both: COME ON. COME ON.

>> Darwin: COME ON.
>> Both: COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME

>> Both: COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME
ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME
ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
>> NO!

ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
>> NO!
PLEASE DON'T FIGHT OVER ME!

>> NO!
PLEASE DON'T FIGHT OVER ME!
>> Gumball: THERE'S NO OTHER

PLEASE DON'T FIGHT OVER ME!
>> Gumball: THERE'S NO OTHER
WAY!

>> Gumball: THERE'S NO OTHER
WAY!
YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE

WAY!
YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE
SHARED!

YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE
SHARED!
>> OH, HEY.

SHARED!
>> OH, HEY.
[ BATTLE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> OH, HEY.
[ BATTLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]

[ BATTLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]

[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ BOTH SIGH ]
UH, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ BOTH SIGH ]
UH, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.

UH, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S THE DANCE THING YOU DREW.

>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S THE DANCE THING YOU DREW.
>> THAT'S FIGHTING.

IT'S THE DANCE THING YOU DREW.
>> THAT'S FIGHTING.
>> Both: OHHHH.

>> THAT'S FIGHTING.
>> Both: OHHHH.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

>> Both: OHHHH.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
>> Darwin: YOU ONLY LOVE HER

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
>> Darwin: YOU ONLY LOVE HER
BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

>> Darwin: YOU ONLY LOVE HER
BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
I LOVE HER BECAUSE HER...

BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
I LOVE HER BECAUSE HER...
SHINES LIKE DIAMONDS!

I LOVE HER BECAUSE HER...
SHINES LIKE DIAMONDS!
HYAH!

SHINES LIKE DIAMONDS!
HYAH!
>> Gumball: [ BABBLES ]

HYAH!
>> Gumball: [ BABBLES ]
HYAH!

>> Gumball: [ BABBLES ]
HYAH!
>> Darwin: AAH!

HYAH!
>> Darwin: AAH!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> Darwin: AAH!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gumball: OH, WHAT NOW?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Gumball: OH, WHAT NOW?
IT SAYS, "THEY SNUGGLE FOR

>> Gumball: OH, WHAT NOW?
IT SAYS, "THEY SNUGGLE FOR
AWHILE."

IT SAYS, "THEY SNUGGLE FOR
AWHILE."
>> NO, IT SAYS, "THEY STRUGGLE

AWHILE."
>> NO, IT SAYS, "THEY STRUGGLE
FOR AWHILE."

>> NO, IT SAYS, "THEY STRUGGLE
FOR AWHILE."
>> Gumball: WELL, IT'S NOT MY

FOR AWHILE."
>> Gumball: WELL, IT'S NOT MY
FAULT THAT YOUR GIRLY WRITING'S

>> Gumball: WELL, IT'S NOT MY
FAULT THAT YOUR GIRLY WRITING'S
SO CURLY.

FAULT THAT YOUR GIRLY WRITING'S
SO CURLY.
>> Darwin: DUDE, THIS IS THE

SO CURLY.
>> Darwin: DUDE, THIS IS THE
PART WHERE YOU RIP YOUR SHIRT.

>> Darwin: DUDE, THIS IS THE
PART WHERE YOU RIP YOUR SHIRT.
>> Gumball: WHAT?

PART WHERE YOU RIP YOUR SHIRT.
>> Gumball: WHAT?
>> Darwin: IT'S RIGHT HERE.

>> Gumball: WHAT?
>> Darwin: IT'S RIGHT HERE.
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] REALLY?

>> Darwin: IT'S RIGHT HERE.
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] REALLY?
>> OH, YEAH. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] REALLY?
>> OH, YEAH. IT'S RIGHT THERE.
>> Darwin: LET HER GO, OR PROVE

>> OH, YEAH. IT'S RIGHT THERE.
>> Darwin: LET HER GO, OR PROVE
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE!

>> Darwin: LET HER GO, OR PROVE
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE!
>> Gumball: MY BEATING HEART IS

THAT YOU UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE!
>> Gumball: MY BEATING HEART IS
THE ONLY PROOF I NEED!

>> Gumball: MY BEATING HEART IS
THE ONLY PROOF I NEED!
[ GRUNTS ]

[ SIGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ ROARS ]

[ GRUNTS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Darwin: EH, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.

[ ROARS ]
>> Darwin: EH, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
NOW DO YOUR LINE.

>> Darwin: EH, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
NOW DO YOUR LINE.
>> Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW

NOW DO YOUR LINE.
>> Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU!

>> Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU!
>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH PATH TO

LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU!
>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH PATH TO
CHOOSE!

>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH PATH TO
CHOOSE!
>> GUMBALL: It's so real.

CHOOSE!
>> GUMBALL: It's so real.
I can feel it.

>> GUMBALL: It's so real.
I can feel it.
>> Darwin: WHAT. OH.

I can feel it.
>> Darwin: WHAT. OH.
NO!!

>> Darwin: WHAT. OH.
NO!!
>> Gumball: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

NO!!
>> Gumball: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WE HAVE TO JUMP?

>> Gumball: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
WE HAVE TO JUMP?
>> Darwin: YEAH, WE'RE DOING

WE HAVE TO JUMP?
>> Darwin: YEAH, WE'RE DOING
THIS FOR SARAH IN THE NAME OF

>> Darwin: YEAH, WE'RE DOING
THIS FOR SARAH IN THE NAME OF
FRIENDSHIP.

THIS FOR SARAH IN THE NAME OF
FRIENDSHIP.
>> Gumball: AND PITY.

FRIENDSHIP.
>> Gumball: AND PITY.
>> Darwin: YEAH, THAT TOO.

>> Gumball: AND PITY.
>> Darwin: YEAH, THAT TOO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

>> Darwin: YEAH, THAT TOO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
>> Both: I DON'T THINK SO.

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
>> Both: I DON'T THINK SO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

>> Darwin: THIS IS MUCH SAFER.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
>> STOP!

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
>> STOP!
DON'T HURT YOURSELVES FOR ME!

>> STOP!
DON'T HURT YOURSELVES FOR ME!
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] YOU OKAY?

DON'T HURT YOURSELVES FOR ME!
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] YOU OKAY?
>> Darwin: YEAH, I SCRATCHED MY

>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ] YOU OKAY?
>> Darwin: YEAH, I SCRATCHED MY
KNEE, BUT I'M OKAY.

>> Darwin: YEAH, I SCRATCHED MY
KNEE, BUT I'M OKAY.
>> Gumball: GOOD.

KNEE, BUT I'M OKAY.
>> Gumball: GOOD.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US!

>> Gumball: GOOD.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US!
>> I CAN'T! I LOVE YOU BOTH!

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US!
>> I CAN'T! I LOVE YOU BOTH!
>> Gumball: THEN ONE OF US MUST

>> I CAN'T! I LOVE YOU BOTH!
>> Gumball: THEN ONE OF US MUST
GO!

>> Gumball: THEN ONE OF US MUST
GO!
>> HOLD ON.

GO!
>> HOLD ON.
I GOT A TRACK FOR THIS.

>> HOLD ON.
I GOT A TRACK FOR THIS.
>> Gumball: GOODBYE, MY BROTHER.

I GOT A TRACK FOR THIS.
>> Gumball: GOODBYE, MY BROTHER.
I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS

>> Gumball: GOODBYE, MY BROTHER.
I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS
WAY.

I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS
WAY.
>> Darwin: IT'S NOT THE END,

WAY.
>> Darwin: IT'S NOT THE END,
BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL LIVE ON

>> Darwin: IT'S NOT THE END,
BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL LIVE ON
FOREVER!

BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL LIVE ON
FOREVER!
>> Gumball: GOODBYE!

FOREVER!
>> Gumball: GOODBYE!
OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

>> Gumball: GOODBYE!
OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
INTERVENE HERE.

OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
INTERVENE HERE.
>> I CAN'T! THE TAPE IS STUCK!

INTERVENE HERE.
>> I CAN'T! THE TAPE IS STUCK!
THE MUSIC WON'T STOP!

>> I CAN'T! THE TAPE IS STUCK!
THE MUSIC WON'T STOP!
>> Darwin: WHAT?!

THE MUSIC WON'T STOP!
>> Darwin: WHAT?!
WHAT DO WE DO THEN?!

>> Darwin: WHAT?!
WHAT DO WE DO THEN?!
>> JUST KEEP GOING.

WHAT DO WE DO THEN?!
>> JUST KEEP GOING.
I'LL BE A SEC.

>> JUST KEEP GOING.
I'LL BE A SEC.
>> Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I'LL BE A SEC.
>> Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
DO SOMETHING!

>> Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
DO SOMETHING!
>> JUST...

DO SOMETHING!
>> JUST...
ALMOST GOT IT.

>> JUST...
ALMOST GOT IT.
>> Darwin: [ GRUNTING ]

ALMOST GOT IT.
>> Darwin: [ GRUNTING ]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

>> Darwin: [ GRUNTING ]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
[ CLATTERS ]

[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
[ CLATTERS ]
>> STOP!

[ CLATTERS ]
>> STOP!
I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU DESTROY

>> STOP!
I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU DESTROY
EACH OTHER!

I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU DESTROY
EACH OTHER!
>> Gumball: [ Muffled ] OKAY, SO

EACH OTHER!
>> Gumball: [ Muffled ] OKAY, SO
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

>> Gumball: [ Muffled ] OKAY, SO
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
>> Darwin: EH, WE AGREE THAT YOU

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
>> Darwin: EH, WE AGREE THAT YOU
GET HER MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY

>> Darwin: EH, WE AGREE THAT YOU
GET HER MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY
AND I GET HER FRIDAY AND THE

GET HER MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY
AND I GET HER FRIDAY AND THE
WEEKENDS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY

AND I GET HER FRIDAY AND THE
WEEKENDS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY
EVER AFTER.

WEEKENDS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY
EVER AFTER.
>> Gumball: I THINK I HAVE A

EVER AFTER.
>> Gumball: I THINK I HAVE A
BETTER IDEA.

>> Gumball: I THINK I HAVE A
BETTER IDEA.
[ WHIR! ]

BETTER IDEA.
[ WHIR! ]
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

[ WHIR! ]
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ HUMMING THEME SONG ]

>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
[ HUMMING THEME SONG ]
>> Darwin: WHAT?

[ HUMMING THEME SONG ]
>> Darwin: WHAT?
>> Gumball: WHAT IS THAT?

>> Darwin: WHAT?
>> Gumball: WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?