The Adventures of Paddington Bear (1997–2013): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
♪ LEFT PERU AND SAILED
TO ENGLAND ALONE ♪
♪ THERE HE MET THE BROWNS
AND THEY TOOK HIM HOME ♪
♪ NOW A NEW LIFE HAS BEGUN
♪ HE'S WINDSOR GARDENS'
FAVORITE SON ♪
♪ 'CAUSE HE ALWAYS DOES HIS BEST
TO HELP EVERYONE ♪
♪ WHEN A PROBLEM APPEARS
♪ HE NEVER MISSES A BEAT
♪ AND ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
TO LAND ON HIS FEET ♪
♪ HE HAS HIS VERY OWN UNIQUE
POINT OF VIEW ♪
♪ LOOKS AT EVERYTHING
AS IF IT'S BRAND-NEW ♪
♪ HE IS FRIENDLY AND POLITE
♪ AND HE TRIES
TO DO THINGS RIGHT ♪
♪ BUT HE GETS IN STICKY MESSES
♪ JUST THE SAME
♪ HE'S CURIOUS
AND SPEAKS HIS MIND ♪
♪ BUT TROUBLE IS
NEVER FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ IT'S PADDINGTON BEAR
HE'S ONE OF A KIND ♪♪
-I'M PADDINGTON BEAR!
- YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME
TO SAVE MY MONEY
FOR A RAINY DAY, AUNT LUCY,
SO YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I'VE BEEN DOING.
PUTTING ALL OF MY MONEY IN THE
BANK WAS A VERY WISE DECISION.
NOW IT WOULD ALWAYS BE
SAFE AND SOUND...
WHAT?! ROBBERY AT FLOYD'S BANK?
BUT THAT'S WHERE MY MONEY IS!
-OH!
- WHEN PADDINGTON PUTS ON
HIS WELLINGTON BOOTS,
THERE'S SURE TO BE TROUBLE...
BUT TURNING RIGHT WHEN HE ALWAYS
GOES LEFT COULD MEAN
CATASTROPHE.
[RADIO]: ATTENTION UNIT 1!
PROCEED TO FLOYD'S BANK
IN CASE THE THIEVES
RETURN TO THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME.
OVER.
-AYE, POSSIBLE SHIFTY SUSPECT
SPOTTED IN FRONT OF THE BANK.
OVER.
[RADIO]: STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
UNIT 1, AND KEEP YOUR EYES
ON HIM.
-I HAD DECIDED TO WITHDRAW
ALL MY MONEY FROM THE BANK,
BUT I HAD TO BE CAREFUL.
THE ROBBERS HAD STRUCK ONCE
AND THEY MIGHT
COME BACK FOR MORE.
- SUSPECT TOOK SOMETHING
FROM A SUITCASE
THEN HEADED TOWARDS THE BANK.
[KNOCKING]
-OH!
OH... CAN I HELP YOU?
-I'VE COME TO SEE Mr. FLOYD.
- WELL, THERE IS NO
Mr. FLOYD HERE.
I AM Mrs. PATEL, THE BANK
MANAGER. MAY I HELP YOU?
- YES. I WANT TO WITHDRAW ALL
OF MY SAVINGS FROM YOUR BANK.
- PLEASE, WHY DON'T WE
STEP INTO MY OFFICE
WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT
THIS, MISTER...?
-PADDINGTON BROWN.
-Mr. BROWN...
MAY I ASK YOU WHY YOU WANT
TO TAKE OUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY?
-BECAUSE OF THE ROBBERY.
-I SEE.
HAVE YOU A LOT OF MONEY,
Mr. BROWN?
-FIVE POUNDS.
- ONE OF OUR TELLERS CAN
HELP YOU, Mr. BROWN.
-AHEM! EXCUSE ME.
IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?
-OH.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
- I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OUT ALL
OF MY MONEY
AND THE INTEREST THAT I'VE BEEN
SAVING FOR A RAINY DAY.
- WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T KEEP
VERY DRY ON THIS.
YOU ONLY HAVE TEN PENCE
IN INTEREST.
-TEN PENCE?
THAT CERTAINLY DOESN'T SOUND
VERY INTERESTING.
- INTERESTING ISN'T
THE SAME AS INTEREST.
NOW HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE YOUR MONEY?
- I'D LIKE IT WITH A
FIVE POUND NOTE, PLEASE.
- FIVE POUNDS, TEN PENCE.
-THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
THIS ISN'T THE NOTE I GAVE YOU.
IT'S GOT DIFFERENT NUMBERS.
- WELL, SIR, I WOULD THINK THAT
YOUR NOTE IS LONG GONE BY NOW.
PERHAPS IT WAS STOLEN
IN THE ROBBERY YESTERDAY
OR MAYBE WE BURNED IT.
- BURNED MY MONEY?
- BURNED HIS MONEY?
- THEY'D BETTER
NOT BURN MY MONEY.
- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO NOTES
WHEN THEY GET WORN OUT.
- PLEASE!
MY MONEY HAD A LARGE CHUNK
OF MARMALADE STUCK TO IT.
- BUT WHY WOULD THEY PUT
MARMALADE ON HIS MONEY?
- WE DIDN'T PUT MARMALADE
ON HIS MONEY. HE DID!
AND I REMEMBER YOUR NOTE BECAUSE
IT STUCK TO SEVERAL OTHERS.
SO I KEPT IT RIGHT HERE,
OUT OF HARM'S WAY...
UNTIL THE ROBBERS TOOK IT.
-THEN MY MONEY WAS STOLEN!
Mrs. BIRD ALWAYS SAID TO
CALL HER IN AN EMERGENCY,
AND THIS WAS DEFINITELY
AN EMERGENCY.
- SUSPECT HAS ENTERED
THE TELEPHONE BOOTH. OVER.
-WHOA!
-THIS IS THE EMERGENCY NUMBER.
WHERE ARE YOU CALLING
FROM, PLEASE?
AND WHAT KIND OF HELP
DO YOU NEED?
- THE BANK! I NEED HELP
AT FLOYD'S BANK.
ALL THE HELP YOU CAN SEND.
- HELP IS ON THE WAY.
-FINALLY, IT LOOKED LIKE
SOMETHING WAS GOING
TO GO RIGHT...
[RADIO]: EMERGENCY
AT FLOYD'S BANK.
-I NEED BACK-UP.
OVER.
[SIRENS]
- WHY, THAT'S THE SAME WAY
PADDINGTON WENT THIS MORNING.
I'LL EAT MY HAT IF
HE ISN'T UP TO SOMETHING.
-BIG HAPPENINGS AT FLOYD'S BANK.
POLICE HAVE A SUSPECT FROM
YESTERDAY'S ROBBERY IN CUSTODY.
-I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO NO GOOD.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HOODLUM.
-BUT IT WAS MY FIVE POUND
NOTE THAT WAS STOLEN.
IT HAD A MARMALADE CHUNK ON IT.
- WELL, MAYBE NOT
A ROBBERY SUSPECT,
BUT A BEAR CAUSING MISCHIEF,
WHO DEPOSITED MONEY SMEARED
IN MARMALADE.
-OFFICER!
OFFICER, I BELIEVE THERE'S
BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
THIS IS NO HOODLUM. HE'S
AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN OF
THIS COMMUNITY.
- YOU KNOW THIS BEAR?
- WHY, OF COURSE.
I EVEN OPENED HIS BANK
ACCOUNT FOR HIM.
- OFFICER, THERE HAS OBVIOUSLY
BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
THIS BEAR IS ONE
OF OUR CUSTOMERS.
-REALLY? WELL, THAT DOESN'T
EXPLAIN WHY HE CALLED THE
EMERGENCY NUMBER FOR HELP.
- BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO WHEN YOU NEED HELP.
-NOT FOR THIS KIND OF EMERGENCY.
- I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO CALL Mrs. BIRD,
BUT A STRANGE VOICE ASKED ME
WHAT I NEEDED,
SO I SAID I NEEDED HELP.
- I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN
TO CAUSE SUCH A COMMOTION.
DID YOU, PADDINGTON?
- WELL, NO. BUT Mrs. BIRD,
MY NOTE WAS STOLEN.
THE ONE WITH
THE MARMALADE ON IT.
[RADIO]: ATTENTION ALL CARS.
ROBBERY SUSPECT DETAINED
AFTER TRYING TO USE
MARMALADE DEFECTIVE NOTE.
ALL CARS PROCEED TO
55A, MELBOURNE LANE.
-TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MAY HAVE
HELPED CATCH THE REAL THIEVES.
- LIKE I SAY, BEARS ALWAYS
LAND ON THEIR PAWS.
- AND BECAUSE OF THE HELP
OF ONE OUTSTANDING CITIZEN,
OR RATHER ONE OUTSTANDING BEAR,
THE FLOYD'S BANK THIEVES
WERE APPREHENDED AND THE
STOLEN MONEY RETURNED.
- AND TO THINK IT WAS BECAUSE
OF SOME MARMALADE ON A NOTE.
Mr. BROWN, IT IS WITH
GREAT PRIDE THAT I CAN
NOW RETURN YOUR NOTE.
AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING
MARMALADE ON IT. IT WAS
VERY HELPFUL.
-IF YOU LIKE, Mrs. PATEL,
I COULD PUT MARMALADE CHUNKS
ON ALL YOUR NOTES.
-UH... NO, THANK YOU, Mr. BROWN.
I DON'T THINK THAT
WILL BE NECESSARY.
-I DECIDED TO KEEP MY
MONEY AT FLOYD'S BANK
AFTER ALL, AUNT LUCY,
WHERE Mrs. PATEL ASSURES ME
IT WILL KEEP ON GROWING.
AND WHEN IT HAS, I HOPE
TO COME AND VISIT YOU.
BUT Mrs. BIRD SAYS WITH
ONLY FIVE POUNDS TEN PENCE,
IT MAY BE A WHILE BEFORE I DO.
ADIOS.
- I WAS VERY EXCITED
WHEN Mr. GRUBER TOLD ME
WE WOULD BE GOING
MACKEREL FISHING
OFF THE COAST OF BRITTANY,
IN FRANCE.
I LIKE FISHING,
THE OCEAN AND SAILING,
AND COULDN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK
THAT I WOULD SOON BE DOING
ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME.
Mr. GRUBER MADE FRIENDS
WITH A RETIRED ADMIRAL,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY, WHO NOW LIVED
AND FISHED FOR MACKEREL
IN FRANCE.
Mr. GRUBER WOULD USE
OUR EXPERIENCE IN HIS BOOK,
THE WORLD AND ITS WONDERS.
Mr. GRUBER VERY KINDLY
BOUGHT ME SOME OILSKINS.
THAT'S WHAT THEY
CALL RAIN PANTS...
BUT I DON'T THINK THE SHOP
HAD MANY BEAR CUSTOMERS.
-AHOY, Mr. BROWN!
- SHIVER ME TIMBERS, WHAT'S THIS?
EXPECTING A GALE, BEAR?
- SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY?
BUT ALL THE BOARDS ON YOUR BOAT
ARE STILL STUCK TOGETHER.
- HA! HA! HA!
- I THINK THE ADMIRAL
IS ADMIRING YOUR NEW OILSKINS.
-THANK YOU, ADMIRAL GRUNDY.
PADDINGTON BEAR READY FOR DUTY,
ADMIRAL!
-STANDBY FOR'ARD!
- STAND ON MY FOREARMS?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
-WATCH THE BURGEE!
- WATCH THE BIRDIE?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
- SPLICE THE MAINBRACE!
HOIST THE MAINSAIL!
-YES. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM HAVING TROUBLE
WITH MY BRACES...
BUT THIS SHOULD HELP.
-MAINSAIL HOISTED!
-WHOOPS!
- Mr. BROWN, WHY DON'T YOU
CAST OFF?
Mr. BROWN?
- WHERE'S THAT YOUNG BEAR
FELLER OF YOURS GOT TO, GRUBER?
DON'T TELL ME HE'S FALLEN
OVERBOARD?
-Mr. BROWN... ARE YOU THERE?
-YES, I AM, Mr. GRUBER.
- WHERE?
- RIGHT HERE!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- WELL, ACTUALLY... NO.
- GOOD GRIEF! HE'S GOT HIMSELF
HOISTED TO ME MAINMAST!
-AH, THERE! NOW I'VE GOT YOU.
-THANK YOU, Mr. GRUBER.
I HAD NEVER THOUGHT THAT
FISHING COULD BE QUITE
SO COMPLICATED,
WHAT WITH ALL THE NETS
AND LINES...
BUT LUCKILY,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY WAS THERE TO
SHOW US ALL WE NEEDED TO KNOW.
-ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR NETS
AREN'T TANGLED WHEN
YOU THROW'EM OVER.
-AND PLEASE, ALWAYS MAKE SURE
THERE AREN'T ANY BEARS
IN THEM TOO.
ADMIRAL GRUNDY PUT ME ON
UNTANGLING-THE-NETS DUTY...
MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAD
DONE THE TANGLING.
NOW FOR THE BIG MOMENT...
THE THING ABOUT FISHING IS
THAT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH.
AND SOMETIMES
THAT'S JUST AS WELL!
ADMIRAL GRUNDY DECIDED TO
GIVE ME THE VERY IMPORTANT JOB
OF FISHING WITH
A LINE AND A PIN.
I WAS NOT ABOUT
TO LET MY FIRST CATCH
OF THE DAY GET AWAY FROM ME.
BUT I HAD CAUGHT ONE OF ADMIRAL
GRUNDY'S NETS... FULL OF FISH!
FLYING FISH, IT WOULD APPEAR.
-HOLD ON, Mr. BROWN!
-I'M DOING MY BEST, Mr. GRUBER!
-WATCH OUT BELOW!
-HELP!
- NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
THE CATCH OF THE DAY.
GOOD WORK, MATES!
-AFTER OUR SUCCESS AT FISHING,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY DECIDED
TO TREAT US
TO A RELAXING AFTERNOON
ON AN ISLAND.
-SPLENDID! WE'LL SET UP MY TENT
IN CASE ANYONE WANTS
TO TAKE A NAP IN THE SHADE.
NOW DON'T FORGET
TO TIE UP, BEAR.
-THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
- SHIVER ME TIMBERS,
I FORGOT MY BEACH CHAIR.
IT'S ADRIFT!
MY SHIP'S ADRIFT!
DIDN'T YOU TIE UP, BEAR?
- OH, DEAR! I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
THIS END OF IT.
-50 YEARS AT SEA...
NEVER LOST A SHIP YET,
LET ALONE BEING MAROONED.
WHAT A CREW! - OH...
-IT'S ALL RIGHT, Mr. BROWN.
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING
TO GET US OUT OF THIS.
-HUMPH! BUT FOR NOW,
WE'D BETTER GET READY
TO SPEND THE NIGHT OUT HERE.
GRUBER, YOU COLLECT FIREWOOD.
PADDINGTON, YOU'RE ON TENT DUTY
WITH ME.
-AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
WHILE ADMIRAL GRUNDY WAS
GRUMBLING AT THE PROSPECT
OF SPENDING A COLD NIGHT
ON THE WINDSWEPT ISLAND...
- CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
SHIP ADRIFT...
WHAT WILL PEOPLE
IN THE VILLAGE SAY?
-I WAS QUITE EXCITED.
I HAD NEVER SPENT A
NIGHT IN A TENT BEFORE...
BUT THIS ONE LOOKED RATHER
SMALL TO FIT THREE PEOPLE.
- AHEM! AHEM!
- OH!
-THAT'S IT, BEAR.
I'LL SET THE POLES AND
YOU TIE THE GUY-ROPES
AND HAMMER IN THE STAKES.
AND BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR KNOTS.
DON'T WANT IT BLOWING OFF
AS SOON AS WE GET INSIDE.
-I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT A GUY-ROPE WAS,
AND I COULDN'T SEE ANY STEAK.
BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING BEARS
ARE GOOD AT, IT'S HAMMERING.
-SHAKE A LEG, BEAR!
TIE IT OFF!
-IT ISN'T EASY WITH PAWS!
IT WAS TIME FOR DRASTIC ACTION.
-WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TENT?
- I THINK I MUST HAVE GOT
MY GUY-ROPES CROSSED BY MISTAKE,
THEN ADMIRAL GRUNDY
TOLD ME TO SHAKE MY LEG.
- AND WHERE IS THE ADMIRAL?
- HELP!!!
-HE TOLD ME TO TIE IT OFF.
- OH NO!
- HELP!
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
- ALLO! I SAW MONSIEUR LE BEAR'S
SIGNAL FOR HELP.
-WHAT SIGNAL FOR HELP?
-MONSIEUR LE BEAR
WAS WAVING IN DISTRESS,
SO I CAME TO THE RESCUE.
COME. IT IS GETTING LATE.
- I WONDER, Mr. BROWN...
- ABOUT WHAT, Mr. GRUBER?
-IF IT'S JUST YOU
OR IF ALL BEARS ARE
BORN UNDER A LUCKY STAR?
-DON'T FORGET ME!
HELP!!!
- Mr. GRUBER SAYS
OUR SPOT OF FISHING
WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT
CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.
AND THE ADMIRAL GAVE ME
HIS TENT AS A SOUVENIR.
HE SAID HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE
TO SLEEP IN IT AGAIN.
BUT I CAN'T THINK HOW I'M GOING
TO GET IT INTO MY SCRAPBOOK.
- ONE MORNING I STOPPED OUTSIDE
Mr. GRUBER'S SHOP
WHEN SOMETHING VERY STRANGE
HAPPENED.
IT WAS A LOVELY SUNNY DAY,
AND YET...
EXCUSE ME. THAT WAS MY NOSE.
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO Mr. GRUBER'S WINDOW?
- IT'S JOB WEEK.
- JOB WEEK? WELL, I HOPE
Mr. GRUBER KNOWS.
HE WON'T BE VERY PLEASED IF
YOU DRIP ON HIS CUSTOMERS.
-IT'S ALL RIGHT, Mr. BROWN.
PEOPLE GIVE THE SCOUTS
ODD JOBS TO DO AND PAY THEM
WHAT THEY THINK IT'S WORTH.
THE MONEY ALL GOES TO CHARITY.
- CHARITY! IT WOULD BE NICE TO
SEND SOME MONEY TO AUNT LUCY,
BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE THEY
HAVE BEARS IN THE SCOUTS.
-I SHOULDN'T LET THAT STOP YOU.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A CUB ONCE.
YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN
JOB WEEK.
- JOB WEEK FOR BEARS!
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.
I MUST GO AND SEE Mrs. BIRD.
-GOODBYE, Mr. BROWN! TAKE CARE!
OH!
YOU MISSED A BIT HERE. IT'S...
IT'S A MARMALADE CHUNK.
-A JOB! HUM...
WHAT WOULD BE A SAFE JOB
FOR PADDINGTON?
- I DON'T MIND EARNING
DANGER MONEY, Mrs. BIRD.
- I WAS THINKING MORE
OF THE SAFETY OF THE HOUSE.
- OH! I'VE ALWAYS FELT
VERY SAFE HERE,
AT 32 WINDSOR GARDENS,
Mrs. BIRD.
-I'VE GOT JUST THE JOB!
YOU CAN HANG THIS LOT
ON THE CLOTHESLINE.
-AND WHEN THEY'RE DRY,
I CAN IRON THEM IF YOU LIKE.
- OH-OH! I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT!
THE DAY I LET PADDINGTON
NEAR AN IRON...
- I WANTED TO DO A PARTICULARLY
GOOD JOB WITH THE LAUNDRY
SO Mrs. BIRD WOULD
FIND ME OTHER JOBS.
WHOA...
WIND IS VERY GOOD
FOR DRYING CLOTHES,
BUT MAKES IT DIFFICULT
TO HANG THEM.
WHOA!
- BEAR! WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
MIND MY LEG.
- OH DEAR, Mr. CURRY!
THE END'S COME OFF.
- IT'S MEANT TO.
IT'S PART OF MY COSTUME
FOR TONIGHT'S FANCY DRESS
CONTEST AT THE TOWN HALL.
I'M GOING AS LONG JOHN SILVER,
THE FAMOUS PIRATE.
I EXPECT TO WIN FIRST PRIZE.
I SHOULDN'T BOTHER WITH THAT
GHOST COSTUME IF I WERE YOU.
- OH, THIS ISN'T A COSTUME.
IT'S LAUNDRY.
I'M SORRY FOR KNOCKING YOU OVER,
Mr. CURRY, BUT IF
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I MUST START ON THE IRONING.
-Mrs. BIRD LETS YOU DO IRONING?
- WELL, SHE DID SAY SHE'D LIKE
TO SEE ME DO IT.
- COME, COME, MY DEAR BEAR.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE JOB FOR YOU.
- DO I GET PAID EXTRA
FOR THE FRILLS?
- PAID? WHAT ARE YOU
BABBLING ABOUT?
- IT'S BEAR'S JOB WEEK,
Mr. CURRY.
-AH, BEAR'S JOB WEEK...
IT'S BAD ENOUGH HAVING
SCOUTS KNOCKING
ON EVERYBODY'S DOOR...
I MAY GIVE YOU SOMETHING
IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB.
ON THE OTHER HAND, I MAY NOT.
MAKE SURE THE IRON'S HOT...
BUT NOT TOO HOT.
OTHERWISE, YOU'LL
DAMAGE THE MATERIAL
AND I SHALL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU.
NOW, I HAVE TO SEE Mr. GRUBER
ABOUT A SWORD.
AND BEAR, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
ABOUT AN EYE PATCH AND A PARROT.
YOU BRING MY PIRATE COSTUME
AND MY PERFECTLY IRONED
SHIRT TO THE TOWN HALL.
-I WAS FEELING THIRSTY,
SO WHILE THE IRON WAS
HEATING UP SOME MORE,
I THOUGHT I WOULD GO HOME
AND FETCH A THERMOS OF COCOA.
SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU,
Mrs. BIRD. I'VE GOT
A JOB FOR Mr. CURRY.
- GETTING ANY MONEY OUT OF Mr.
CURRY WILL BE A JOB IN ITSELF.
- Mr. CURRY SAID HE NEEDED
AN EYE PATCH...
BUT I THOUGHT A PIRATE SHOULD
ALWAYS HAVE A SPARE.
AND I'D FOUND THE
PERFECT MATERIAL WHEN...
OH NO! Mr. CURRY'S PIRATE HAT!
- THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
IT IS RATHER OLD, AFTER ALL.
- AH! THIS IS AN ANTIQUE SHOP,
Mr. CURRY.
AND IT'S WORTH MUCH MORE
THAN TEN PENCE.
-BUT I ONLY NEED IT FOR TONIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT... YOU CAN
BORROW IT FOR...
- RIGHT.
NOW, I MUST GET TO THE TOWN HALL
TO SEE IF THAT BEAR HAS
FINISHED MY COSTUME.
- SINCE I HAD RUINED Mr. CURRY'S
PIRATE HAT, I WANTED TO DO
A PARTICULARLY GOOD JOB
WITH THE IRONING.
FIRST I HAD TO MAKE SURE
THE IRON WAS HOT ENOUGH,
JUST AS Mr. CURRY HAD.
Mr. CURRY SAID HE WANTED
THE WRINKLES IRONED OUT,
SO I HOPED I COULD IRON OUT
THE COCOA STAIN TOO.
I TRIED MY BEST ON THE WRINKLES,
BUT COCOA STAINS GO STICKY
WHEN YOU IRON THEM...
AND FEATHER DUSTERS AREN'T VERY
GOOD AT CUTTING THROUGH GOO...
AND IT'S VERY HARD
TO PUT OUT A FIRE
USING A WOODEN LEG.
OH, DEAR...
AND WHILE I THOUGHT I'D
FOUND Mr. CURRY'S PARROT,
I WAS PRETTY CERTAIN THAT
I WAS IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
-WHY, PADDINGTON! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'D ENTERED THE COSTUME
CONTEST.
- IT ISN'T A COSTUME, Mr. BROWN.
IT'S A DISGUISE.
OH! AND IF YOU SEE ME
AT THE JAMBOREE TONIGHT,
DON'T CALL ME PADDINGTON.
CALL ME... REDBEARD!
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
TO COME IN DISGUISE BECAUSE
Mr. CURRY WAS UPSET...
AND HE WAS CARRYING
SOMETHING SHARP.
- WHERE'S THAT BEAR
WITH MY COSTUME?
-HERE IT IS, Mr. CURRY. AND
YOU'LL FIND EYE PATCHES
AND A PARROT AS WELL.
-I WONDER WHERE PADDINGTON IS?
-THAT'S REDBEARD!
-BEAR! BEAR!
WHERE IS THAT BEAR?
[THE CROWD IS LAUGHING.]
-AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU, SIR?
A PIRATE WHO ESCAPED
A BURNING DECK?
- NO. A PIRATE WHO HAD HIS
COSTUME RUINED BY A BEAR!
- WELL, YOU'VE WON 1st PRIZE
FOR THE FUNNIEST COSTUME EVER.
PITY ABOUT YOUR PARROT, THOUGH.
-WE WON, Mr. CURRY! WE WON!
-THERE HE IS!
THAT'S THE BEAR THAT
DID THIS TO MY COST...
DID YOU SAY 1st PRIZE? - YES.
BUT OF COURSE, YOU'LL
HAVE TO SHARE THE PRIZE
WITH YOUR FRIEND HERE,
SINCE HE HELPED
WITH THE COSTUME.
TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH YOUR HALF
OF THE PRIZE MONEY?
-I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO
THE HOME FOR RETIRED
BEARS IN LIMA, PERU.
-ALL OF IT?
- ALL OF IT. YOU SEE, I SHALL
STILL HAVE THE MONEY
Mr. CURRY PROMISED ME
FOR DOING HIS IRONING.
-WHAT?!
- "I HOPE YOU AND ALL
THE OTHER BEARS
ENJOY THE PRIZE MONEY
AND THIS EXTRA PRESENT."
HO! HO! HO! OH, THE RED BEARD.
AND...
MARMALADE!
TO ENGLAND ALONE ♪
♪ THERE HE MET THE BROWNS
AND THEY TOOK HIM HOME ♪
♪ NOW A NEW LIFE HAS BEGUN
♪ HE'S WINDSOR GARDENS'
FAVORITE SON ♪
♪ 'CAUSE HE ALWAYS DOES HIS BEST
TO HELP EVERYONE ♪
♪ WHEN A PROBLEM APPEARS
♪ HE NEVER MISSES A BEAT
♪ AND ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
TO LAND ON HIS FEET ♪
♪ HE HAS HIS VERY OWN UNIQUE
POINT OF VIEW ♪
♪ LOOKS AT EVERYTHING
AS IF IT'S BRAND-NEW ♪
♪ HE IS FRIENDLY AND POLITE
♪ AND HE TRIES
TO DO THINGS RIGHT ♪
♪ BUT HE GETS IN STICKY MESSES
♪ JUST THE SAME
♪ HE'S CURIOUS
AND SPEAKS HIS MIND ♪
♪ BUT TROUBLE IS
NEVER FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ IT'S PADDINGTON BEAR
HE'S ONE OF A KIND ♪♪
-I'M PADDINGTON BEAR!
- YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME
TO SAVE MY MONEY
FOR A RAINY DAY, AUNT LUCY,
SO YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I'VE BEEN DOING.
PUTTING ALL OF MY MONEY IN THE
BANK WAS A VERY WISE DECISION.
NOW IT WOULD ALWAYS BE
SAFE AND SOUND...
WHAT?! ROBBERY AT FLOYD'S BANK?
BUT THAT'S WHERE MY MONEY IS!
-OH!
- WHEN PADDINGTON PUTS ON
HIS WELLINGTON BOOTS,
THERE'S SURE TO BE TROUBLE...
BUT TURNING RIGHT WHEN HE ALWAYS
GOES LEFT COULD MEAN
CATASTROPHE.
[RADIO]: ATTENTION UNIT 1!
PROCEED TO FLOYD'S BANK
IN CASE THE THIEVES
RETURN TO THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME.
OVER.
-AYE, POSSIBLE SHIFTY SUSPECT
SPOTTED IN FRONT OF THE BANK.
OVER.
[RADIO]: STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
UNIT 1, AND KEEP YOUR EYES
ON HIM.
-I HAD DECIDED TO WITHDRAW
ALL MY MONEY FROM THE BANK,
BUT I HAD TO BE CAREFUL.
THE ROBBERS HAD STRUCK ONCE
AND THEY MIGHT
COME BACK FOR MORE.
- SUSPECT TOOK SOMETHING
FROM A SUITCASE
THEN HEADED TOWARDS THE BANK.
[KNOCKING]
-OH!
OH... CAN I HELP YOU?
-I'VE COME TO SEE Mr. FLOYD.
- WELL, THERE IS NO
Mr. FLOYD HERE.
I AM Mrs. PATEL, THE BANK
MANAGER. MAY I HELP YOU?
- YES. I WANT TO WITHDRAW ALL
OF MY SAVINGS FROM YOUR BANK.
- PLEASE, WHY DON'T WE
STEP INTO MY OFFICE
WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT
THIS, MISTER...?
-PADDINGTON BROWN.
-Mr. BROWN...
MAY I ASK YOU WHY YOU WANT
TO TAKE OUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY?
-BECAUSE OF THE ROBBERY.
-I SEE.
HAVE YOU A LOT OF MONEY,
Mr. BROWN?
-FIVE POUNDS.
- ONE OF OUR TELLERS CAN
HELP YOU, Mr. BROWN.
-AHEM! EXCUSE ME.
IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?
-OH.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
- I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OUT ALL
OF MY MONEY
AND THE INTEREST THAT I'VE BEEN
SAVING FOR A RAINY DAY.
- WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T KEEP
VERY DRY ON THIS.
YOU ONLY HAVE TEN PENCE
IN INTEREST.
-TEN PENCE?
THAT CERTAINLY DOESN'T SOUND
VERY INTERESTING.
- INTERESTING ISN'T
THE SAME AS INTEREST.
NOW HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE YOUR MONEY?
- I'D LIKE IT WITH A
FIVE POUND NOTE, PLEASE.
- FIVE POUNDS, TEN PENCE.
-THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
THIS ISN'T THE NOTE I GAVE YOU.
IT'S GOT DIFFERENT NUMBERS.
- WELL, SIR, I WOULD THINK THAT
YOUR NOTE IS LONG GONE BY NOW.
PERHAPS IT WAS STOLEN
IN THE ROBBERY YESTERDAY
OR MAYBE WE BURNED IT.
- BURNED MY MONEY?
- BURNED HIS MONEY?
- THEY'D BETTER
NOT BURN MY MONEY.
- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO NOTES
WHEN THEY GET WORN OUT.
- PLEASE!
MY MONEY HAD A LARGE CHUNK
OF MARMALADE STUCK TO IT.
- BUT WHY WOULD THEY PUT
MARMALADE ON HIS MONEY?
- WE DIDN'T PUT MARMALADE
ON HIS MONEY. HE DID!
AND I REMEMBER YOUR NOTE BECAUSE
IT STUCK TO SEVERAL OTHERS.
SO I KEPT IT RIGHT HERE,
OUT OF HARM'S WAY...
UNTIL THE ROBBERS TOOK IT.
-THEN MY MONEY WAS STOLEN!
Mrs. BIRD ALWAYS SAID TO
CALL HER IN AN EMERGENCY,
AND THIS WAS DEFINITELY
AN EMERGENCY.
- SUSPECT HAS ENTERED
THE TELEPHONE BOOTH. OVER.
-WHOA!
-THIS IS THE EMERGENCY NUMBER.
WHERE ARE YOU CALLING
FROM, PLEASE?
AND WHAT KIND OF HELP
DO YOU NEED?
- THE BANK! I NEED HELP
AT FLOYD'S BANK.
ALL THE HELP YOU CAN SEND.
- HELP IS ON THE WAY.
-FINALLY, IT LOOKED LIKE
SOMETHING WAS GOING
TO GO RIGHT...
[RADIO]: EMERGENCY
AT FLOYD'S BANK.
-I NEED BACK-UP.
OVER.
[SIRENS]
- WHY, THAT'S THE SAME WAY
PADDINGTON WENT THIS MORNING.
I'LL EAT MY HAT IF
HE ISN'T UP TO SOMETHING.
-BIG HAPPENINGS AT FLOYD'S BANK.
POLICE HAVE A SUSPECT FROM
YESTERDAY'S ROBBERY IN CUSTODY.
-I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO NO GOOD.
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HOODLUM.
-BUT IT WAS MY FIVE POUND
NOTE THAT WAS STOLEN.
IT HAD A MARMALADE CHUNK ON IT.
- WELL, MAYBE NOT
A ROBBERY SUSPECT,
BUT A BEAR CAUSING MISCHIEF,
WHO DEPOSITED MONEY SMEARED
IN MARMALADE.
-OFFICER!
OFFICER, I BELIEVE THERE'S
BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
THIS IS NO HOODLUM. HE'S
AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN OF
THIS COMMUNITY.
- YOU KNOW THIS BEAR?
- WHY, OF COURSE.
I EVEN OPENED HIS BANK
ACCOUNT FOR HIM.
- OFFICER, THERE HAS OBVIOUSLY
BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
THIS BEAR IS ONE
OF OUR CUSTOMERS.
-REALLY? WELL, THAT DOESN'T
EXPLAIN WHY HE CALLED THE
EMERGENCY NUMBER FOR HELP.
- BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO WHEN YOU NEED HELP.
-NOT FOR THIS KIND OF EMERGENCY.
- I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO CALL Mrs. BIRD,
BUT A STRANGE VOICE ASKED ME
WHAT I NEEDED,
SO I SAID I NEEDED HELP.
- I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN
TO CAUSE SUCH A COMMOTION.
DID YOU, PADDINGTON?
- WELL, NO. BUT Mrs. BIRD,
MY NOTE WAS STOLEN.
THE ONE WITH
THE MARMALADE ON IT.
[RADIO]: ATTENTION ALL CARS.
ROBBERY SUSPECT DETAINED
AFTER TRYING TO USE
MARMALADE DEFECTIVE NOTE.
ALL CARS PROCEED TO
55A, MELBOURNE LANE.
-TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MAY HAVE
HELPED CATCH THE REAL THIEVES.
- LIKE I SAY, BEARS ALWAYS
LAND ON THEIR PAWS.
- AND BECAUSE OF THE HELP
OF ONE OUTSTANDING CITIZEN,
OR RATHER ONE OUTSTANDING BEAR,
THE FLOYD'S BANK THIEVES
WERE APPREHENDED AND THE
STOLEN MONEY RETURNED.
- AND TO THINK IT WAS BECAUSE
OF SOME MARMALADE ON A NOTE.
Mr. BROWN, IT IS WITH
GREAT PRIDE THAT I CAN
NOW RETURN YOUR NOTE.
AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING
MARMALADE ON IT. IT WAS
VERY HELPFUL.
-IF YOU LIKE, Mrs. PATEL,
I COULD PUT MARMALADE CHUNKS
ON ALL YOUR NOTES.
-UH... NO, THANK YOU, Mr. BROWN.
I DON'T THINK THAT
WILL BE NECESSARY.
-I DECIDED TO KEEP MY
MONEY AT FLOYD'S BANK
AFTER ALL, AUNT LUCY,
WHERE Mrs. PATEL ASSURES ME
IT WILL KEEP ON GROWING.
AND WHEN IT HAS, I HOPE
TO COME AND VISIT YOU.
BUT Mrs. BIRD SAYS WITH
ONLY FIVE POUNDS TEN PENCE,
IT MAY BE A WHILE BEFORE I DO.
ADIOS.
- I WAS VERY EXCITED
WHEN Mr. GRUBER TOLD ME
WE WOULD BE GOING
MACKEREL FISHING
OFF THE COAST OF BRITTANY,
IN FRANCE.
I LIKE FISHING,
THE OCEAN AND SAILING,
AND COULDN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK
THAT I WOULD SOON BE DOING
ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME.
Mr. GRUBER MADE FRIENDS
WITH A RETIRED ADMIRAL,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY, WHO NOW LIVED
AND FISHED FOR MACKEREL
IN FRANCE.
Mr. GRUBER WOULD USE
OUR EXPERIENCE IN HIS BOOK,
THE WORLD AND ITS WONDERS.
Mr. GRUBER VERY KINDLY
BOUGHT ME SOME OILSKINS.
THAT'S WHAT THEY
CALL RAIN PANTS...
BUT I DON'T THINK THE SHOP
HAD MANY BEAR CUSTOMERS.
-AHOY, Mr. BROWN!
- SHIVER ME TIMBERS, WHAT'S THIS?
EXPECTING A GALE, BEAR?
- SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY?
BUT ALL THE BOARDS ON YOUR BOAT
ARE STILL STUCK TOGETHER.
- HA! HA! HA!
- I THINK THE ADMIRAL
IS ADMIRING YOUR NEW OILSKINS.
-THANK YOU, ADMIRAL GRUNDY.
PADDINGTON BEAR READY FOR DUTY,
ADMIRAL!
-STANDBY FOR'ARD!
- STAND ON MY FOREARMS?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
-WATCH THE BURGEE!
- WATCH THE BIRDIE?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
- SPLICE THE MAINBRACE!
HOIST THE MAINSAIL!
-YES. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM HAVING TROUBLE
WITH MY BRACES...
BUT THIS SHOULD HELP.
-MAINSAIL HOISTED!
-WHOOPS!
- Mr. BROWN, WHY DON'T YOU
CAST OFF?
Mr. BROWN?
- WHERE'S THAT YOUNG BEAR
FELLER OF YOURS GOT TO, GRUBER?
DON'T TELL ME HE'S FALLEN
OVERBOARD?
-Mr. BROWN... ARE YOU THERE?
-YES, I AM, Mr. GRUBER.
- WHERE?
- RIGHT HERE!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- WELL, ACTUALLY... NO.
- GOOD GRIEF! HE'S GOT HIMSELF
HOISTED TO ME MAINMAST!
-AH, THERE! NOW I'VE GOT YOU.
-THANK YOU, Mr. GRUBER.
I HAD NEVER THOUGHT THAT
FISHING COULD BE QUITE
SO COMPLICATED,
WHAT WITH ALL THE NETS
AND LINES...
BUT LUCKILY,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY WAS THERE TO
SHOW US ALL WE NEEDED TO KNOW.
-ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR NETS
AREN'T TANGLED WHEN
YOU THROW'EM OVER.
-AND PLEASE, ALWAYS MAKE SURE
THERE AREN'T ANY BEARS
IN THEM TOO.
ADMIRAL GRUNDY PUT ME ON
UNTANGLING-THE-NETS DUTY...
MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAD
DONE THE TANGLING.
NOW FOR THE BIG MOMENT...
THE THING ABOUT FISHING IS
THAT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH.
AND SOMETIMES
THAT'S JUST AS WELL!
ADMIRAL GRUNDY DECIDED TO
GIVE ME THE VERY IMPORTANT JOB
OF FISHING WITH
A LINE AND A PIN.
I WAS NOT ABOUT
TO LET MY FIRST CATCH
OF THE DAY GET AWAY FROM ME.
BUT I HAD CAUGHT ONE OF ADMIRAL
GRUNDY'S NETS... FULL OF FISH!
FLYING FISH, IT WOULD APPEAR.
-HOLD ON, Mr. BROWN!
-I'M DOING MY BEST, Mr. GRUBER!
-WATCH OUT BELOW!
-HELP!
- NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
THE CATCH OF THE DAY.
GOOD WORK, MATES!
-AFTER OUR SUCCESS AT FISHING,
ADMIRAL GRUNDY DECIDED
TO TREAT US
TO A RELAXING AFTERNOON
ON AN ISLAND.
-SPLENDID! WE'LL SET UP MY TENT
IN CASE ANYONE WANTS
TO TAKE A NAP IN THE SHADE.
NOW DON'T FORGET
TO TIE UP, BEAR.
-THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
- SHIVER ME TIMBERS,
I FORGOT MY BEACH CHAIR.
IT'S ADRIFT!
MY SHIP'S ADRIFT!
DIDN'T YOU TIE UP, BEAR?
- OH, DEAR! I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
THIS END OF IT.
-50 YEARS AT SEA...
NEVER LOST A SHIP YET,
LET ALONE BEING MAROONED.
WHAT A CREW! - OH...
-IT'S ALL RIGHT, Mr. BROWN.
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING
TO GET US OUT OF THIS.
-HUMPH! BUT FOR NOW,
WE'D BETTER GET READY
TO SPEND THE NIGHT OUT HERE.
GRUBER, YOU COLLECT FIREWOOD.
PADDINGTON, YOU'RE ON TENT DUTY
WITH ME.
-AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
WHILE ADMIRAL GRUNDY WAS
GRUMBLING AT THE PROSPECT
OF SPENDING A COLD NIGHT
ON THE WINDSWEPT ISLAND...
- CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
SHIP ADRIFT...
WHAT WILL PEOPLE
IN THE VILLAGE SAY?
-I WAS QUITE EXCITED.
I HAD NEVER SPENT A
NIGHT IN A TENT BEFORE...
BUT THIS ONE LOOKED RATHER
SMALL TO FIT THREE PEOPLE.
- AHEM! AHEM!
- OH!
-THAT'S IT, BEAR.
I'LL SET THE POLES AND
YOU TIE THE GUY-ROPES
AND HAMMER IN THE STAKES.
AND BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR KNOTS.
DON'T WANT IT BLOWING OFF
AS SOON AS WE GET INSIDE.
-I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT A GUY-ROPE WAS,
AND I COULDN'T SEE ANY STEAK.
BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING BEARS
ARE GOOD AT, IT'S HAMMERING.
-SHAKE A LEG, BEAR!
TIE IT OFF!
-IT ISN'T EASY WITH PAWS!
IT WAS TIME FOR DRASTIC ACTION.
-WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TENT?
- I THINK I MUST HAVE GOT
MY GUY-ROPES CROSSED BY MISTAKE,
THEN ADMIRAL GRUNDY
TOLD ME TO SHAKE MY LEG.
- AND WHERE IS THE ADMIRAL?
- HELP!!!
-HE TOLD ME TO TIE IT OFF.
- OH NO!
- HELP!
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
- ALLO! I SAW MONSIEUR LE BEAR'S
SIGNAL FOR HELP.
-WHAT SIGNAL FOR HELP?
-MONSIEUR LE BEAR
WAS WAVING IN DISTRESS,
SO I CAME TO THE RESCUE.
COME. IT IS GETTING LATE.
- I WONDER, Mr. BROWN...
- ABOUT WHAT, Mr. GRUBER?
-IF IT'S JUST YOU
OR IF ALL BEARS ARE
BORN UNDER A LUCKY STAR?
-DON'T FORGET ME!
HELP!!!
- Mr. GRUBER SAYS
OUR SPOT OF FISHING
WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT
CHAPTER IN HIS BOOK.
AND THE ADMIRAL GAVE ME
HIS TENT AS A SOUVENIR.
HE SAID HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE
TO SLEEP IN IT AGAIN.
BUT I CAN'T THINK HOW I'M GOING
TO GET IT INTO MY SCRAPBOOK.
- ONE MORNING I STOPPED OUTSIDE
Mr. GRUBER'S SHOP
WHEN SOMETHING VERY STRANGE
HAPPENED.
IT WAS A LOVELY SUNNY DAY,
AND YET...
EXCUSE ME. THAT WAS MY NOSE.
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO Mr. GRUBER'S WINDOW?
- IT'S JOB WEEK.
- JOB WEEK? WELL, I HOPE
Mr. GRUBER KNOWS.
HE WON'T BE VERY PLEASED IF
YOU DRIP ON HIS CUSTOMERS.
-IT'S ALL RIGHT, Mr. BROWN.
PEOPLE GIVE THE SCOUTS
ODD JOBS TO DO AND PAY THEM
WHAT THEY THINK IT'S WORTH.
THE MONEY ALL GOES TO CHARITY.
- CHARITY! IT WOULD BE NICE TO
SEND SOME MONEY TO AUNT LUCY,
BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE THEY
HAVE BEARS IN THE SCOUTS.
-I SHOULDN'T LET THAT STOP YOU.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A CUB ONCE.
YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN
JOB WEEK.
- JOB WEEK FOR BEARS!
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.
I MUST GO AND SEE Mrs. BIRD.
-GOODBYE, Mr. BROWN! TAKE CARE!
OH!
YOU MISSED A BIT HERE. IT'S...
IT'S A MARMALADE CHUNK.
-A JOB! HUM...
WHAT WOULD BE A SAFE JOB
FOR PADDINGTON?
- I DON'T MIND EARNING
DANGER MONEY, Mrs. BIRD.
- I WAS THINKING MORE
OF THE SAFETY OF THE HOUSE.
- OH! I'VE ALWAYS FELT
VERY SAFE HERE,
AT 32 WINDSOR GARDENS,
Mrs. BIRD.
-I'VE GOT JUST THE JOB!
YOU CAN HANG THIS LOT
ON THE CLOTHESLINE.
-AND WHEN THEY'RE DRY,
I CAN IRON THEM IF YOU LIKE.
- OH-OH! I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT!
THE DAY I LET PADDINGTON
NEAR AN IRON...
- I WANTED TO DO A PARTICULARLY
GOOD JOB WITH THE LAUNDRY
SO Mrs. BIRD WOULD
FIND ME OTHER JOBS.
WHOA...
WIND IS VERY GOOD
FOR DRYING CLOTHES,
BUT MAKES IT DIFFICULT
TO HANG THEM.
WHOA!
- BEAR! WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
MIND MY LEG.
- OH DEAR, Mr. CURRY!
THE END'S COME OFF.
- IT'S MEANT TO.
IT'S PART OF MY COSTUME
FOR TONIGHT'S FANCY DRESS
CONTEST AT THE TOWN HALL.
I'M GOING AS LONG JOHN SILVER,
THE FAMOUS PIRATE.
I EXPECT TO WIN FIRST PRIZE.
I SHOULDN'T BOTHER WITH THAT
GHOST COSTUME IF I WERE YOU.
- OH, THIS ISN'T A COSTUME.
IT'S LAUNDRY.
I'M SORRY FOR KNOCKING YOU OVER,
Mr. CURRY, BUT IF
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I MUST START ON THE IRONING.
-Mrs. BIRD LETS YOU DO IRONING?
- WELL, SHE DID SAY SHE'D LIKE
TO SEE ME DO IT.
- COME, COME, MY DEAR BEAR.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE JOB FOR YOU.
- DO I GET PAID EXTRA
FOR THE FRILLS?
- PAID? WHAT ARE YOU
BABBLING ABOUT?
- IT'S BEAR'S JOB WEEK,
Mr. CURRY.
-AH, BEAR'S JOB WEEK...
IT'S BAD ENOUGH HAVING
SCOUTS KNOCKING
ON EVERYBODY'S DOOR...
I MAY GIVE YOU SOMETHING
IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB.
ON THE OTHER HAND, I MAY NOT.
MAKE SURE THE IRON'S HOT...
BUT NOT TOO HOT.
OTHERWISE, YOU'LL
DAMAGE THE MATERIAL
AND I SHALL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU.
NOW, I HAVE TO SEE Mr. GRUBER
ABOUT A SWORD.
AND BEAR, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
ABOUT AN EYE PATCH AND A PARROT.
YOU BRING MY PIRATE COSTUME
AND MY PERFECTLY IRONED
SHIRT TO THE TOWN HALL.
-I WAS FEELING THIRSTY,
SO WHILE THE IRON WAS
HEATING UP SOME MORE,
I THOUGHT I WOULD GO HOME
AND FETCH A THERMOS OF COCOA.
SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU,
Mrs. BIRD. I'VE GOT
A JOB FOR Mr. CURRY.
- GETTING ANY MONEY OUT OF Mr.
CURRY WILL BE A JOB IN ITSELF.
- Mr. CURRY SAID HE NEEDED
AN EYE PATCH...
BUT I THOUGHT A PIRATE SHOULD
ALWAYS HAVE A SPARE.
AND I'D FOUND THE
PERFECT MATERIAL WHEN...
OH NO! Mr. CURRY'S PIRATE HAT!
- THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
IT IS RATHER OLD, AFTER ALL.
- AH! THIS IS AN ANTIQUE SHOP,
Mr. CURRY.
AND IT'S WORTH MUCH MORE
THAN TEN PENCE.
-BUT I ONLY NEED IT FOR TONIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT... YOU CAN
BORROW IT FOR...
- RIGHT.
NOW, I MUST GET TO THE TOWN HALL
TO SEE IF THAT BEAR HAS
FINISHED MY COSTUME.
- SINCE I HAD RUINED Mr. CURRY'S
PIRATE HAT, I WANTED TO DO
A PARTICULARLY GOOD JOB
WITH THE IRONING.
FIRST I HAD TO MAKE SURE
THE IRON WAS HOT ENOUGH,
JUST AS Mr. CURRY HAD.
Mr. CURRY SAID HE WANTED
THE WRINKLES IRONED OUT,
SO I HOPED I COULD IRON OUT
THE COCOA STAIN TOO.
I TRIED MY BEST ON THE WRINKLES,
BUT COCOA STAINS GO STICKY
WHEN YOU IRON THEM...
AND FEATHER DUSTERS AREN'T VERY
GOOD AT CUTTING THROUGH GOO...
AND IT'S VERY HARD
TO PUT OUT A FIRE
USING A WOODEN LEG.
OH, DEAR...
AND WHILE I THOUGHT I'D
FOUND Mr. CURRY'S PARROT,
I WAS PRETTY CERTAIN THAT
I WAS IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
-WHY, PADDINGTON! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'D ENTERED THE COSTUME
CONTEST.
- IT ISN'T A COSTUME, Mr. BROWN.
IT'S A DISGUISE.
OH! AND IF YOU SEE ME
AT THE JAMBOREE TONIGHT,
DON'T CALL ME PADDINGTON.
CALL ME... REDBEARD!
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
TO COME IN DISGUISE BECAUSE
Mr. CURRY WAS UPSET...
AND HE WAS CARRYING
SOMETHING SHARP.
- WHERE'S THAT BEAR
WITH MY COSTUME?
-HERE IT IS, Mr. CURRY. AND
YOU'LL FIND EYE PATCHES
AND A PARROT AS WELL.
-I WONDER WHERE PADDINGTON IS?
-THAT'S REDBEARD!
-BEAR! BEAR!
WHERE IS THAT BEAR?
[THE CROWD IS LAUGHING.]
-AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU, SIR?
A PIRATE WHO ESCAPED
A BURNING DECK?
- NO. A PIRATE WHO HAD HIS
COSTUME RUINED BY A BEAR!
- WELL, YOU'VE WON 1st PRIZE
FOR THE FUNNIEST COSTUME EVER.
PITY ABOUT YOUR PARROT, THOUGH.
-WE WON, Mr. CURRY! WE WON!
-THERE HE IS!
THAT'S THE BEAR THAT
DID THIS TO MY COST...
DID YOU SAY 1st PRIZE? - YES.
BUT OF COURSE, YOU'LL
HAVE TO SHARE THE PRIZE
WITH YOUR FRIEND HERE,
SINCE HE HELPED
WITH THE COSTUME.
TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH YOUR HALF
OF THE PRIZE MONEY?
-I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO
THE HOME FOR RETIRED
BEARS IN LIMA, PERU.
-ALL OF IT?
- ALL OF IT. YOU SEE, I SHALL
STILL HAVE THE MONEY
Mr. CURRY PROMISED ME
FOR DOING HIS IRONING.
-WHAT?!
- "I HOPE YOU AND ALL
THE OTHER BEARS
ENJOY THE PRIZE MONEY
AND THIS EXTRA PRESENT."
HO! HO! HO! OH, THE RED BEARD.
AND...
MARMALADE!