The Adventures of Paddington Bear (1997–2013): Season 1, Episode 13 - Episode #1.13 - full transcript
♪ LEFT PERU AND SAILED
TO ENGLAND ALONE ♪
♪ THERE HE MET THE BROWNS
♪ AND THEY TOOK HIM HOME
♪ NOW A NEW LIFE HAS BEGUN
♪ HE'S WINDSOR GARDENS'
FAVORITE SON ♪
♪ CAUSE HE ALWAYS DOES HIS
BEST TO HELP EVERYONE ♪
♪ WHEN A PROBLEM APPEARS
♪ HE NEVER MISSES A BEAT
♪ AND ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
TO LAND ON HIS FEET ♪
♪ HE HAS HIS VERY OWN
UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW ♪
♪ LOOKS AT EVERYTHING
AS IF IT'S BRAND-NEW ♪
♪ HE IS FRIENDLY AND POLITE
♪ AND HE TRIES TO
DO THINGS RIGHT ♪
♪ BUT HE GETS IN STICKY MESSES
♪ JUST THE SAME
♪ HE'S CURIOUS AND
SPEAKS HIS MIND ♪
♪ BUT TROUBLE'S NEVER
FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ IT'S PADDINGTON BEAR
HE'S ONE OF A KIND ♪♪
-I'M PADDINGTON BEAR!
-HE'S AT IT AGAIN!
OH! YOU WON'T FIND ANY TREASURE
IN THERE, PADDINGTON.
THE ONLY "CARATS" IN THIS
STEW ARE THE KIND YOU EAT.
-PADDINGTON, YOUR BATTERY
WILL RUN OUT IF YOU KEEP
THAT THING ON ALL THE TIME.
-I'LL BE CAREFUL, Mrs. BROWN,
BUT IT'S A SPECIAL
LONG LIFE ONE.
-MORE'S THE PITY!
- Mr. BROWN'S TREASURE SEEKER
WAS MOST EXCITING.
IT EVEN HAD A BOOK
OF INSTRUCTIONS
EXPLAINING ABOUT THE DIFFERENT
BEEPING NOISES IT MADE WHEN
IT FOUND SOMETHING.
[BEEP!]
HUH?
GETTING CLOSER.
AH, AH!
- WHY, PADDINGTON, YOU
HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED!
- I DID, Mrs. BROWN, BUT I'M
AFRAID IT GOT UNMADE AGAIN.
I WAS COUNTING MY PERUVIAN
CENTAVOS LAST NIGHT,
AND I LOST ONE.
AUNT LUCY WOULD
HAVE BEEN MOST UPSET.
SHE GAVE THEM TO ME IN CASE
I EVER HAD AN EMERGENCY.
- THANK GOODNESS
YOU FOUND IT THEN!
YOU MUST TAKE CARE
OF THEM IN FUTURE.
-I SHALL, Mrs. BROWN.
I ALWAYS KEEP THEM POLISHED;
I DON'T SPEND THEM.
- DO YOU REALIZE IT'S THE 1st
TIME WE'VE HAD PEACE AND QUIET
IN WEEKS?
I DO HOPE PADDINGTON
IS FINALLY TIRED
OF HIS TREASURE SEEKER.
PADDINGTON! - HUH?
- PADDINGTON! I'VE LOST
MY WEDDING RING.
CAN YOU SEE IF IT'S
FALLEN ON THE GROUND?
-I SHALL, Mrs. BROWN.
- OH DEAR! HENRY WILL BE
MOST UPSET WHEN HE HEARS.
I DO SO TREASURE THAT RING!
-OH!
MY PERUVIAN CENTAVOS!
THEY'VE DISAPPEARED.
-MERCY ME! WHAT IS GOING ON?
FIRST YOUR WEDDING RING AND
NOW, PADDINGTON'S CENTAVOS.
-DON'T WORRY, Mrs. BIRD.
I'LL FIND THEM WITH
MY TREASURE SEEKER!
- WHAT YOU NEED IS PERSEVERANCE
IF YOU EXPECT TO FIND
ANYTHING WITH THAT THING.
- BEARS ARE GOOD AT
PERSEVERANCE, Mrs. BIRD.
AH, AH!
THIS IS THE SPOT.
ACCORDING TO THE
INSTRUCTION BOOK,
ALL YOU NEED IS LUCK
WHEN LOOKING FOR THINGS.
AND SINCE HORSESHOES
ARE LUCKY...
- OUCH!
- OH...
- BEAR, WAS THAT YOU? WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- I'M SORRY, Mr. CURRY. I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE SPYING ON ME.
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR GOLD.
-GOLD? DID YOU SAY GOLD?
WHAT KIND OF GOLD?
-PERUVIAN CENTAVOS. GOLD RINGS.
-WHY DON'T I HELP YOU, BEAR?
LET'S SAY: FINDERS
KEEPERS. SHALL WE?
- FINDERS KEEPERS?
- STANDARD PROCEDURE WHEN
LOOKING FOR TREASURE, BEAR.
-IS IT THERE?
-NO. NOT A SIGN.
-OH...
THAT'S FUNNY. I DO BELIEVE
Mr. CURRY IS HELPING PADDINGTON
LOOK FOR HIS CENTAVOS.
- AH! Mr. CURRY DOESN'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD "HELP".
HE'S AFTER SOMETHING. HMM...
-AH! GOLD, INDEED!
THE GARDEN'S FULL OF
SCRAPS OF OLD METAL.
- PERHAPS WE SHOULD LOOK WHERE
THE HORSESHOE LANDED.
- YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
BEAR. COME ALONG!
YOU CARRY ON DIGGING FOR
A WHILE, BEAR. I HAVE TO
STRETCH MY LEGS.
I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS HOLE.
BEAR! WHY AREN'T YOU DIGGING?
- I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING
IN THIS HOLE, Mr. CURRY.
-NONSENSE, BEAR. TRY IT AGAIN.
START DIGGING, BEAR.
-OH DEAR.
I THINK WE'VE BEEN GETTING
SIGNALS FROM YOUR BOOT STUDS,
Mr. CURRY.
THAT'S WHY IT ALWAYS SOUNDED
AS IF THE TREASURE WAS UNDER
YOUR FEET.
-BEARR!!!
COME BACK HERE. I'LL GIVE YOU
BURIED TREASURE!
- DID YOU DIG ALL THESE HOLES,
PADDINGTON?
- Mr. CURRY DUG MOST
OF THEM, Mr. BROWN.
- THAT BEAR OF YOURS
TRICKED ME INTO IT.
-WELL, I'M DELIGHTED.
THIS FLOWERBED NEEDED A GOOD
TURNING OVER. THANK YOU BOTH.
-YOU'RE WELCOME, Mr. BROWN.
-WHAT'S ALL THIS, BEAR?
- YOUR "FINDERS KEEPERS",
Mr. CURRY.
-NOW LISTEN HERE, BEAR. I'VE
HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR
NONSENSE FOR ONE DAY!
WHEN... AH!
SHOO, FEEDING SCAVENGER!
GO AWAY!
- HMM... Mr. CURRY
HAD GIVEN ME AN IDEA.
AND WHEN I LOOKED
IN MY BIRD BOOK,
IT SAID THAT MAGPIES
WERE NOTORIOUS
FOR STEALING SHINY OBJECTS.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
PADDINGTON?
-I'M PERSEVERANCING, Mrs. BROWN.
- WHAT ON EARTH IS
PADDINGTON UP TO?
- HENRY, I HAVE A
CONFESSION TO MAKE.
IT'S ABOUT MY WEDDING RING.
-OH!
IT WAS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
THE MISSING TREASURE!
-IT BELONGS TO ME, BEAR.
YOU'RE ON MY SIDE OF THE FENCE.
-BUT YOU SAID FINDERS KEEPERS
WAS STANDARD PROCEDURE,
Mr. CURRY.
WORD OF MY SUCCESSFUL TREASURE
HUNT SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE.
THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD
SHOWED UP.
THE MAGPIE HAD BEEN STEALING
SHINY OBJECTS FROM EVERYONE.
GOLD WATCH, ANYONE?
- THAT'S MINE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
-AN EARRING?
- OH! THE EARRING
MY MOTHER GAVE ME.
- AND THE LAST THING...
A DIAMOND TIE CLIP.
-MINE, BEAR.
-IT'S INSCRIBED. IT SAYS...
- THAT'S FINE, BEAR.
DON'T READ THAT.
- "TO MY LITTLE SNOOKUM-WOOKUMS!"
[LAUGHTER]
I DIDN'T KNOW SNOOKUM-WOOKUMS
WAS YOUR FIRST NAME, Mr. CURRY.
-AH!
- I'M SORRY, Mr. MAGPIE.
BUT HERE.
I THINK MARMALADE IS WORTH
ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD.
- IN HOLLYWOOD, THERE'S A PLACE
WHERE ALL THE FAMOUS FILM STARS
LEAVE THEIR FOOTPRINTS
IN WET CEMENT.
BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE
THEY'VE HAD MANY PAW PRINTS.
OF COURSE, THE MOVIE STARS
USUALLY HAVE SPECIAL
PERMISSION.
-WHAT?! MARMALADE?
- Mr. GRUBER AND I WERE
IN HOLLYWOOD TO RESEARCH
THE NEXT CHAPTER OF HIS BOOK,
THE WORLD AND ITS WONDERS.
-LOOK, Mr. BROWN.
IT'S A MAP SHOWING WHERE
ALL THE MOVIE STARS LIVE.
-THEY MUST ENJOY GETTING
LOTS OF VISITORS TO PUT
THEIR HOUSES ON A MAP.
OH! I'M AFRAID MY CEMENT
HAS DRIED, Mr. GRUBER.
AH!
WHOA!
HOLLYWOOD IS ALL
ABOUT MAKING MOVIES,
SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE
A TOUR OF A STUDIO...
AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.
IT WAS LIKE TRAVELLING
ALL OVER THE WORLD IN
JUST A FEW MINUTES.
FOR FREE!
[SCREAMS OF TERROR]
- CUT! CUT!
- HUH?
- HEY, BUDDY! WE'RE TRYING
TO SHOOT A PICTURE HERE.
-PARDON? OH! PARDON ME.
-AND... ACTION!
-ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?
- EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING
FOR THE...
- YEAH, YEAH. COME ON. WE HAVEN'T
GOT ALL DAY. THIS WAY.
ALL RIGHT. READ THIS.
IT'S THE ROLE OF
BYSTANDER NUMBER 3.
IT'S A SMALL, BUT VITALLY
IMPORTANT PART.
I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GOT. OKAY?
-AND ACTION!
-UH...
"LOOK OUT! HE'S OVER HERE."
I MEAN... THERE!
"HE'S OVER THERE."
-WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH. THANK YOU.
-WAIT!
YOU'RE SOME KIND
OF BEAR, AREN'T YOU?
YOU GOT CLAWS.
-OF COURSE.
-THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
HE'S PERFECT FOR THE PART OF
THE VILLAIN IN THIS PICTURE.
AN EVIL MAD SCIENTIST
KNOWN ONLY AS...
"THE CLAW!"
-Mr. BROWN. THERE YOU ARE!
I WAS GETTING WORRIED.
- ARE YOU HIS AGENT?
- I'M HIS FRIEND.
- YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
LOOK. I WANT HIM
TO BE IN MY MOVIE.
THIS IS MY OFFER;
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
-WOW!
[BOTH]: WE'LL TAKE IT!
- AND SO BEGAN MY CAREER
AS AN ACTOR.
- OKAY. NOW IN THIS SCENE,
YOU'VE GOT THE HERO TRAPPED.
YOUR LINE IS: "GIVE ME
THE ACCESS CODE OR YOU'RE
DOOMED! HA! HA! HA!"
YOU GOT IT?
-SHOULDN'T I SAY: PLEASE?
- NO! YOU'RE A CRIMINAL
MASTERMIND!
AN EVIL GENIUS BENT
ON WORLD DOMINATION.
- WELL, THAT'S NO EXCUSE
FOR BEING RUDE.
AUNT LUCY TAUGHT ME
TO ALWAYS BE POLITE.
-AND Mr. BROWN IS JUST THAT.
-OH... WHATEVER.
ALL RIGHT. IN THIS SCENE,
YOU AND THE HERO ARE
PLAYING FOR HIGH STAKES.
YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CARD GAMES?
-OF COURSE I DO.
- REVENGE OF THE CLAW.
SCENE 12. TAKE 1.
-AND... ACTION!
-OH! DO YOU HAVE ANY QUEENS?
-CUT!
FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FISH.
YOU ARE PLAYING
POKER! 5-CARD DRAW.
UNDERSTAND? YOU'VE GOT
YOUR MOTIVATION?
-I THINK SO.
- THE REVENGE OF THE CLAW.
SCENE 12...
TAKE 32.
-AND... ACTION!
-HOLD IT.
-WHAT NOW?
- THERE'S SOME KIND
OF SMUDGE ON THE LENS.
IT LOOKS LIKE MARMALADE.
- WHO'S BEEN EATING
MARMALADE ON MY SET?!
-OH, OH!
BEING AN ACTOR IS HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT, Mr. GRUBER.
-BEING A DIRECTOR
SEEMS TO BE EVEN
WORSE, Mr. BROWN.
- YOU SEE THAT MAN OVER THERE,
IN THE EXPENSIVE-LOOKING SUIT?
HE OWNS THE STUDIO.
HE CAME DOWN HERE TODAY
BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON,
HE'S UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT THIS PRODUCTION IS
NOT GOING WELL.
SO LET'S TRY TO LEAVE A
GOOD IMPRESSION. OKAY?
-MY AUNT LUCY...
-I KNOW, I KNOW. SHE
TAUGHT YOU TO ALWAYS
LEAVE A GOOD IMPRESSION.
ACTION!
[WITHOUT VIM]:
WELL, AGENT MALONE!
I BELIEVE THE TIME HAS COME.
- MEOW!
- HA! HA! HA! HA!
- YOU FIEND! YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
-HA! HA! HA!
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.
- MEOW!
- AAAH!
- AH!
- AAAH!
-I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
-THAT'S IT!
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE!
YOU'RE FIRED!
-JUST A MINUTE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, YOUNG FELLOW?
- PADDINGTON, SIR.
PADDINGTON BROWN.
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR SET.
- DETAILS, DETAILS.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE JUST WHAT THIS
STUDIO NEEDS. ISN'T HE?
- GULP! UH... RIGHT.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I'VE BEEN SAYING.
- IT'S A NIGHT OF GLITZ AND
GLAMOR AS THE STARS COME OUT
FOR THE LONDON PREMIERE OF THE
LATEST HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER:
THE REVENGE OF THE CLAW.
- YOU MUST HAVE A REALLY
BIG PART, PADDINGTON.
- THEY'LL SEE.
WON'T THEY, Mr. BROWN?
[ALL]: OH!
-THEY CERTAINLY DID SEE.
I HAD BECOME THE NEW LOGO
FOR THE MOVIE COMPANY.
-A LOGO? BUT WHY?
- THEY SAID I HAD GREAT
MERCHANDISING POTENTIAL.
- I EXPECT YOU MAY BE WONDERING
WHAT I'M DOING ON A BUS,
SANDWICHED INTO MY SEAT.
WELL, IF YOU THINK I LOOK
UNCOMFORTABLE, YOU SHOULD
SEE Mr. GRUBER.
- GIVE ME THE BALL!
- HANDS UP!
- OH DEAR.
- HA! HA! HA!
- WE'RE ON WHAT'S KNOWN
AS A MYSTERY TOUR,
BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHERE
WE'RE GOING UNTIL WE GET THERE.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME, THE MYSTERY
IS HOW THEY MANAGED TO CRAM
SO MANY PEOPLE ONTO ONE BUS.
-OH YEAH!
- NOW, Mr. BROWN,
WHILE I GET THE TICKETS,
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
FOR A SOUVENIR?
- THAT'S A VERY GOOD
IDEA, Mr. GRUBER.
I MAY GET A POSTCARD
TO SEND TO AUNT LUCY.
MAY I HAVE 2 POSTCARDS, PLEASE?
AHEM! EXCUSE ME.
I HOPE SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S EITHER BEEN STRUCK DUMB,
OR SHE'S HAVING WHAT Mrs. BIRD
WOULD CALL "A FUNNY TURN".
IN FACT, I DON'T
LIKE TO ADMIT IT,
BUT HER HARD STARE IS EVEN
STRONGER THAN AUNT LUCY'S.
OH!
HMM...
- HA! HA! DON'T WORRY,
Mr. BROWN, SHE'S A DUMMY.
- IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO
STICK UP FOR ME, Mr. GRUBER,
BUT SHE MAY NOT
BE ABLE TO HELP IT.
-THAT'S CERTAINLY TRUE,
Mr. BROWN. YOU SEE,
SHE'S MADE OF WAX.
THIS IS A WAXWORK MUSEUM...
AND IT'S ONE OF THE TRICKS
THEY PLAY ON VISITORS.
- THIS ONE LOOKS
VERY LIFELIKE TOO.
-OH!
HEY!
-AH... WAIT FOR ME, Mr. GRUBER!
-OH, NOT AGAIN!
LOOK, TOM. MORE VANDALISM.
-CHEWED.
SAME AS THE OTHERS.
WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE
IS GETTING MORE DARING,
DOING IT RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES!
- WE ARE NOW ENTERING
THE MEDIEVAL DISPLAY.
A FANTASY WORLD
OF BRAVE KNIGHTS,
DAMSELS IN DISTRESS,
FIERCE DRAGONS...
AND BEARS GORGING THEMSELVES!
-AHEM!
Mr. BROWN!
-NOW, OVER ON OUR LEFT
IS THE FRENCH
REVOLUTION DISPLAY.
-THESE ARE MUCH BETTER
THAN THE POSTCARD LADY.
AT LEAST THEY MOVE!
THEY'LL BE SAYING
"HALLO" NEXT... AH!
[THE PUBLIC]: UH?!
-AND HERE, WE HAVE
A FASCINATING...
-HEY, YOU! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- I'VE GOT TO TELL Mr. GRUBER
WHAT'S HAPPENED.
- STOP THAT, BEAR!
COME BACK HERE, YOU!
- NO ONE CAN SAY THIS
TOUR ISN'T MYSTERIOUS.
IT WOULD JUST BE NICE IF
I COULD SEE A BIT MORE OF IT.
[YAWNING]: ON THE OTHER HAND...
OH...
OH DEAR.
-HE'S USUALLY MORE CAREFUL.
AT LEAST HE TRIES TO BE.
- OH DEAR! LOOK, IVANHOE
IS A COMPLETE MESS.
IT'S JUST PROBLEM
UPON PROBLEM.
- BUT HE'S ALSO RATHER FOND
OF MARMALADE SANDWICHES.
- WE'VE HAD A NUMBER OF
THESE ACCIDENTS OF LATE.
DISPLAYS TOPPLED, FINGERS
CHEWED OFF OUR WAX DUMMIES.
-AH!
OH, Mr. BROWN
WOULD NEVER EAT WAX.
AT LEAST... NOT INTENTIONALLY.
- WELL THEN, IF HE HAS NOTHING
TO HIDE, WHERE IS HE?
-AT LEAST, THERE'S NO DAMAGE
TO THE GOLDILOCKS AND THE
3 BEARS DISPLAY.
- BEING A BEAR DOES
HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES,
BUT I NEED Mr. GRUBER'S HELP.
HE'S VERY GOOD AT SETTING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
[CHATTERING SOUND]
Mr. GRUBER?
OH!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT REAL,
OTHERWISE I MIGHT GET
SENT TO THE TOWER!
-WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
THIS IS TERRIBLE. IF THIS
KEEPS UP, ALL OUR DISPLAYS
WILL BE RUINED!
I REMEMBER EVERY WAX FIGURE
I'VE MADE FOR THIS MUSEUM...
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.
- YOU MADE THE QUEEN?
SHE'S VERY GOOD.
- THANK YOU. MY NAME
IS TOM WEAVELY.
I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE
FOR 20 YEARS.
-MY NAME IS PADDINGTON BROWN.
I'VE BEEN VISITING HERE
FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
- THEN YOU CAN'T BE THE ONE WHO'S
BEEN KNOCKING OVER DISPLAYS
AND CHEWING UP THE WAX DUMMIES
FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS.
- OH NO. BUT I THINK THERE'S
A GHOST LOOSE IN THE MUSEUM.
IT MAKES A STRANGE
CHATTERING SOUND.
-A CHATTERING SOUND, YOU SAY?
- Mr. BROWN!
- THERE'S OUR CULPRIT.
- THIS BEAR IS INNOCENT.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- I'VE SPENT 20 YEARS
OF MY LIFE MAKING FACES:
GOOD ONES, BAD ONES,
SNEAKY ONES.
SO I SHOULD RECOGNIZE AN HONEST
FACE WHEN I SEE ONE.
EVEN BENEATH THESE WHISKERS.
-THEN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?
[CHATTERING SOUND] [ALL]: OH!
-WHAT THE...?
-MOST UNUSUAL.
-I KNOW!
THIS IS OUR GHOST.
- THAT SQUIRREL MUST HAVE BEEN
TRAPPED IN THE MUSEUM FOR WEEKS.
HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN
NIBBLING THE FIGURES.
HE'S THE ONE WHO KNOCKED OVER
THE DISPLAYS. HE'S THE ONE...
-WHO MELTED THE BOGEYMAN'S FACE?
-NO. I'M SORRY, THAT WAS ME.
- BRILLIANT! IT'S EVEN SCARIER
NOW THAN IT USED TO BE.
YOU'VE MADE A GRAND ADDITION
TO THE CHAMBER OF HORRORS.
I MUST FIND A WAY TO REPAY YOU.
- WELL, Mr. BROWN,
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOU GET TO SOLVE A REAL
MYSTERY ON A MYSTERY TOUR.
- AND IT ISN'T EVERY DAY YOU
CAN SEE YOURSELF DOING IT.
TO ENGLAND ALONE ♪
♪ THERE HE MET THE BROWNS
♪ AND THEY TOOK HIM HOME
♪ NOW A NEW LIFE HAS BEGUN
♪ HE'S WINDSOR GARDENS'
FAVORITE SON ♪
♪ CAUSE HE ALWAYS DOES HIS
BEST TO HELP EVERYONE ♪
♪ WHEN A PROBLEM APPEARS
♪ HE NEVER MISSES A BEAT
♪ AND ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
TO LAND ON HIS FEET ♪
♪ HE HAS HIS VERY OWN
UNIQUE POINT OF VIEW ♪
♪ LOOKS AT EVERYTHING
AS IF IT'S BRAND-NEW ♪
♪ HE IS FRIENDLY AND POLITE
♪ AND HE TRIES TO
DO THINGS RIGHT ♪
♪ BUT HE GETS IN STICKY MESSES
♪ JUST THE SAME
♪ HE'S CURIOUS AND
SPEAKS HIS MIND ♪
♪ BUT TROUBLE'S NEVER
FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ IT'S PADDINGTON BEAR
HE'S ONE OF A KIND ♪♪
-I'M PADDINGTON BEAR!
-HE'S AT IT AGAIN!
OH! YOU WON'T FIND ANY TREASURE
IN THERE, PADDINGTON.
THE ONLY "CARATS" IN THIS
STEW ARE THE KIND YOU EAT.
-PADDINGTON, YOUR BATTERY
WILL RUN OUT IF YOU KEEP
THAT THING ON ALL THE TIME.
-I'LL BE CAREFUL, Mrs. BROWN,
BUT IT'S A SPECIAL
LONG LIFE ONE.
-MORE'S THE PITY!
- Mr. BROWN'S TREASURE SEEKER
WAS MOST EXCITING.
IT EVEN HAD A BOOK
OF INSTRUCTIONS
EXPLAINING ABOUT THE DIFFERENT
BEEPING NOISES IT MADE WHEN
IT FOUND SOMETHING.
[BEEP!]
HUH?
GETTING CLOSER.
AH, AH!
- WHY, PADDINGTON, YOU
HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED!
- I DID, Mrs. BROWN, BUT I'M
AFRAID IT GOT UNMADE AGAIN.
I WAS COUNTING MY PERUVIAN
CENTAVOS LAST NIGHT,
AND I LOST ONE.
AUNT LUCY WOULD
HAVE BEEN MOST UPSET.
SHE GAVE THEM TO ME IN CASE
I EVER HAD AN EMERGENCY.
- THANK GOODNESS
YOU FOUND IT THEN!
YOU MUST TAKE CARE
OF THEM IN FUTURE.
-I SHALL, Mrs. BROWN.
I ALWAYS KEEP THEM POLISHED;
I DON'T SPEND THEM.
- DO YOU REALIZE IT'S THE 1st
TIME WE'VE HAD PEACE AND QUIET
IN WEEKS?
I DO HOPE PADDINGTON
IS FINALLY TIRED
OF HIS TREASURE SEEKER.
PADDINGTON! - HUH?
- PADDINGTON! I'VE LOST
MY WEDDING RING.
CAN YOU SEE IF IT'S
FALLEN ON THE GROUND?
-I SHALL, Mrs. BROWN.
- OH DEAR! HENRY WILL BE
MOST UPSET WHEN HE HEARS.
I DO SO TREASURE THAT RING!
-OH!
MY PERUVIAN CENTAVOS!
THEY'VE DISAPPEARED.
-MERCY ME! WHAT IS GOING ON?
FIRST YOUR WEDDING RING AND
NOW, PADDINGTON'S CENTAVOS.
-DON'T WORRY, Mrs. BIRD.
I'LL FIND THEM WITH
MY TREASURE SEEKER!
- WHAT YOU NEED IS PERSEVERANCE
IF YOU EXPECT TO FIND
ANYTHING WITH THAT THING.
- BEARS ARE GOOD AT
PERSEVERANCE, Mrs. BIRD.
AH, AH!
THIS IS THE SPOT.
ACCORDING TO THE
INSTRUCTION BOOK,
ALL YOU NEED IS LUCK
WHEN LOOKING FOR THINGS.
AND SINCE HORSESHOES
ARE LUCKY...
- OUCH!
- OH...
- BEAR, WAS THAT YOU? WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- I'M SORRY, Mr. CURRY. I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE SPYING ON ME.
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR GOLD.
-GOLD? DID YOU SAY GOLD?
WHAT KIND OF GOLD?
-PERUVIAN CENTAVOS. GOLD RINGS.
-WHY DON'T I HELP YOU, BEAR?
LET'S SAY: FINDERS
KEEPERS. SHALL WE?
- FINDERS KEEPERS?
- STANDARD PROCEDURE WHEN
LOOKING FOR TREASURE, BEAR.
-IS IT THERE?
-NO. NOT A SIGN.
-OH...
THAT'S FUNNY. I DO BELIEVE
Mr. CURRY IS HELPING PADDINGTON
LOOK FOR HIS CENTAVOS.
- AH! Mr. CURRY DOESN'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD "HELP".
HE'S AFTER SOMETHING. HMM...
-AH! GOLD, INDEED!
THE GARDEN'S FULL OF
SCRAPS OF OLD METAL.
- PERHAPS WE SHOULD LOOK WHERE
THE HORSESHOE LANDED.
- YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
BEAR. COME ALONG!
YOU CARRY ON DIGGING FOR
A WHILE, BEAR. I HAVE TO
STRETCH MY LEGS.
I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS HOLE.
BEAR! WHY AREN'T YOU DIGGING?
- I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING
IN THIS HOLE, Mr. CURRY.
-NONSENSE, BEAR. TRY IT AGAIN.
START DIGGING, BEAR.
-OH DEAR.
I THINK WE'VE BEEN GETTING
SIGNALS FROM YOUR BOOT STUDS,
Mr. CURRY.
THAT'S WHY IT ALWAYS SOUNDED
AS IF THE TREASURE WAS UNDER
YOUR FEET.
-BEARR!!!
COME BACK HERE. I'LL GIVE YOU
BURIED TREASURE!
- DID YOU DIG ALL THESE HOLES,
PADDINGTON?
- Mr. CURRY DUG MOST
OF THEM, Mr. BROWN.
- THAT BEAR OF YOURS
TRICKED ME INTO IT.
-WELL, I'M DELIGHTED.
THIS FLOWERBED NEEDED A GOOD
TURNING OVER. THANK YOU BOTH.
-YOU'RE WELCOME, Mr. BROWN.
-WHAT'S ALL THIS, BEAR?
- YOUR "FINDERS KEEPERS",
Mr. CURRY.
-NOW LISTEN HERE, BEAR. I'VE
HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR
NONSENSE FOR ONE DAY!
WHEN... AH!
SHOO, FEEDING SCAVENGER!
GO AWAY!
- HMM... Mr. CURRY
HAD GIVEN ME AN IDEA.
AND WHEN I LOOKED
IN MY BIRD BOOK,
IT SAID THAT MAGPIES
WERE NOTORIOUS
FOR STEALING SHINY OBJECTS.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
PADDINGTON?
-I'M PERSEVERANCING, Mrs. BROWN.
- WHAT ON EARTH IS
PADDINGTON UP TO?
- HENRY, I HAVE A
CONFESSION TO MAKE.
IT'S ABOUT MY WEDDING RING.
-OH!
IT WAS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
THE MISSING TREASURE!
-IT BELONGS TO ME, BEAR.
YOU'RE ON MY SIDE OF THE FENCE.
-BUT YOU SAID FINDERS KEEPERS
WAS STANDARD PROCEDURE,
Mr. CURRY.
WORD OF MY SUCCESSFUL TREASURE
HUNT SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE.
THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD
SHOWED UP.
THE MAGPIE HAD BEEN STEALING
SHINY OBJECTS FROM EVERYONE.
GOLD WATCH, ANYONE?
- THAT'S MINE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
-AN EARRING?
- OH! THE EARRING
MY MOTHER GAVE ME.
- AND THE LAST THING...
A DIAMOND TIE CLIP.
-MINE, BEAR.
-IT'S INSCRIBED. IT SAYS...
- THAT'S FINE, BEAR.
DON'T READ THAT.
- "TO MY LITTLE SNOOKUM-WOOKUMS!"
[LAUGHTER]
I DIDN'T KNOW SNOOKUM-WOOKUMS
WAS YOUR FIRST NAME, Mr. CURRY.
-AH!
- I'M SORRY, Mr. MAGPIE.
BUT HERE.
I THINK MARMALADE IS WORTH
ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD.
- IN HOLLYWOOD, THERE'S A PLACE
WHERE ALL THE FAMOUS FILM STARS
LEAVE THEIR FOOTPRINTS
IN WET CEMENT.
BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE
THEY'VE HAD MANY PAW PRINTS.
OF COURSE, THE MOVIE STARS
USUALLY HAVE SPECIAL
PERMISSION.
-WHAT?! MARMALADE?
- Mr. GRUBER AND I WERE
IN HOLLYWOOD TO RESEARCH
THE NEXT CHAPTER OF HIS BOOK,
THE WORLD AND ITS WONDERS.
-LOOK, Mr. BROWN.
IT'S A MAP SHOWING WHERE
ALL THE MOVIE STARS LIVE.
-THEY MUST ENJOY GETTING
LOTS OF VISITORS TO PUT
THEIR HOUSES ON A MAP.
OH! I'M AFRAID MY CEMENT
HAS DRIED, Mr. GRUBER.
AH!
WHOA!
HOLLYWOOD IS ALL
ABOUT MAKING MOVIES,
SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE
A TOUR OF A STUDIO...
AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.
IT WAS LIKE TRAVELLING
ALL OVER THE WORLD IN
JUST A FEW MINUTES.
FOR FREE!
[SCREAMS OF TERROR]
- CUT! CUT!
- HUH?
- HEY, BUDDY! WE'RE TRYING
TO SHOOT A PICTURE HERE.
-PARDON? OH! PARDON ME.
-AND... ACTION!
-ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?
- EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING
FOR THE...
- YEAH, YEAH. COME ON. WE HAVEN'T
GOT ALL DAY. THIS WAY.
ALL RIGHT. READ THIS.
IT'S THE ROLE OF
BYSTANDER NUMBER 3.
IT'S A SMALL, BUT VITALLY
IMPORTANT PART.
I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GOT. OKAY?
-AND ACTION!
-UH...
"LOOK OUT! HE'S OVER HERE."
I MEAN... THERE!
"HE'S OVER THERE."
-WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH. THANK YOU.
-WAIT!
YOU'RE SOME KIND
OF BEAR, AREN'T YOU?
YOU GOT CLAWS.
-OF COURSE.
-THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
HE'S PERFECT FOR THE PART OF
THE VILLAIN IN THIS PICTURE.
AN EVIL MAD SCIENTIST
KNOWN ONLY AS...
"THE CLAW!"
-Mr. BROWN. THERE YOU ARE!
I WAS GETTING WORRIED.
- ARE YOU HIS AGENT?
- I'M HIS FRIEND.
- YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
LOOK. I WANT HIM
TO BE IN MY MOVIE.
THIS IS MY OFFER;
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
-WOW!
[BOTH]: WE'LL TAKE IT!
- AND SO BEGAN MY CAREER
AS AN ACTOR.
- OKAY. NOW IN THIS SCENE,
YOU'VE GOT THE HERO TRAPPED.
YOUR LINE IS: "GIVE ME
THE ACCESS CODE OR YOU'RE
DOOMED! HA! HA! HA!"
YOU GOT IT?
-SHOULDN'T I SAY: PLEASE?
- NO! YOU'RE A CRIMINAL
MASTERMIND!
AN EVIL GENIUS BENT
ON WORLD DOMINATION.
- WELL, THAT'S NO EXCUSE
FOR BEING RUDE.
AUNT LUCY TAUGHT ME
TO ALWAYS BE POLITE.
-AND Mr. BROWN IS JUST THAT.
-OH... WHATEVER.
ALL RIGHT. IN THIS SCENE,
YOU AND THE HERO ARE
PLAYING FOR HIGH STAKES.
YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CARD GAMES?
-OF COURSE I DO.
- REVENGE OF THE CLAW.
SCENE 12. TAKE 1.
-AND... ACTION!
-OH! DO YOU HAVE ANY QUEENS?
-CUT!
FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FISH.
YOU ARE PLAYING
POKER! 5-CARD DRAW.
UNDERSTAND? YOU'VE GOT
YOUR MOTIVATION?
-I THINK SO.
- THE REVENGE OF THE CLAW.
SCENE 12...
TAKE 32.
-AND... ACTION!
-HOLD IT.
-WHAT NOW?
- THERE'S SOME KIND
OF SMUDGE ON THE LENS.
IT LOOKS LIKE MARMALADE.
- WHO'S BEEN EATING
MARMALADE ON MY SET?!
-OH, OH!
BEING AN ACTOR IS HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT, Mr. GRUBER.
-BEING A DIRECTOR
SEEMS TO BE EVEN
WORSE, Mr. BROWN.
- YOU SEE THAT MAN OVER THERE,
IN THE EXPENSIVE-LOOKING SUIT?
HE OWNS THE STUDIO.
HE CAME DOWN HERE TODAY
BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON,
HE'S UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT THIS PRODUCTION IS
NOT GOING WELL.
SO LET'S TRY TO LEAVE A
GOOD IMPRESSION. OKAY?
-MY AUNT LUCY...
-I KNOW, I KNOW. SHE
TAUGHT YOU TO ALWAYS
LEAVE A GOOD IMPRESSION.
ACTION!
[WITHOUT VIM]:
WELL, AGENT MALONE!
I BELIEVE THE TIME HAS COME.
- MEOW!
- HA! HA! HA! HA!
- YOU FIEND! YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
-HA! HA! HA!
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.
- MEOW!
- AAAH!
- AH!
- AAAH!
-I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
-THAT'S IT!
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE!
YOU'RE FIRED!
-JUST A MINUTE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, YOUNG FELLOW?
- PADDINGTON, SIR.
PADDINGTON BROWN.
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR SET.
- DETAILS, DETAILS.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE JUST WHAT THIS
STUDIO NEEDS. ISN'T HE?
- GULP! UH... RIGHT.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I'VE BEEN SAYING.
- IT'S A NIGHT OF GLITZ AND
GLAMOR AS THE STARS COME OUT
FOR THE LONDON PREMIERE OF THE
LATEST HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER:
THE REVENGE OF THE CLAW.
- YOU MUST HAVE A REALLY
BIG PART, PADDINGTON.
- THEY'LL SEE.
WON'T THEY, Mr. BROWN?
[ALL]: OH!
-THEY CERTAINLY DID SEE.
I HAD BECOME THE NEW LOGO
FOR THE MOVIE COMPANY.
-A LOGO? BUT WHY?
- THEY SAID I HAD GREAT
MERCHANDISING POTENTIAL.
- I EXPECT YOU MAY BE WONDERING
WHAT I'M DOING ON A BUS,
SANDWICHED INTO MY SEAT.
WELL, IF YOU THINK I LOOK
UNCOMFORTABLE, YOU SHOULD
SEE Mr. GRUBER.
- GIVE ME THE BALL!
- HANDS UP!
- OH DEAR.
- HA! HA! HA!
- WE'RE ON WHAT'S KNOWN
AS A MYSTERY TOUR,
BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHERE
WE'RE GOING UNTIL WE GET THERE.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME, THE MYSTERY
IS HOW THEY MANAGED TO CRAM
SO MANY PEOPLE ONTO ONE BUS.
-OH YEAH!
- NOW, Mr. BROWN,
WHILE I GET THE TICKETS,
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
FOR A SOUVENIR?
- THAT'S A VERY GOOD
IDEA, Mr. GRUBER.
I MAY GET A POSTCARD
TO SEND TO AUNT LUCY.
MAY I HAVE 2 POSTCARDS, PLEASE?
AHEM! EXCUSE ME.
I HOPE SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S EITHER BEEN STRUCK DUMB,
OR SHE'S HAVING WHAT Mrs. BIRD
WOULD CALL "A FUNNY TURN".
IN FACT, I DON'T
LIKE TO ADMIT IT,
BUT HER HARD STARE IS EVEN
STRONGER THAN AUNT LUCY'S.
OH!
HMM...
- HA! HA! DON'T WORRY,
Mr. BROWN, SHE'S A DUMMY.
- IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO
STICK UP FOR ME, Mr. GRUBER,
BUT SHE MAY NOT
BE ABLE TO HELP IT.
-THAT'S CERTAINLY TRUE,
Mr. BROWN. YOU SEE,
SHE'S MADE OF WAX.
THIS IS A WAXWORK MUSEUM...
AND IT'S ONE OF THE TRICKS
THEY PLAY ON VISITORS.
- THIS ONE LOOKS
VERY LIFELIKE TOO.
-OH!
HEY!
-AH... WAIT FOR ME, Mr. GRUBER!
-OH, NOT AGAIN!
LOOK, TOM. MORE VANDALISM.
-CHEWED.
SAME AS THE OTHERS.
WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE
IS GETTING MORE DARING,
DOING IT RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES!
- WE ARE NOW ENTERING
THE MEDIEVAL DISPLAY.
A FANTASY WORLD
OF BRAVE KNIGHTS,
DAMSELS IN DISTRESS,
FIERCE DRAGONS...
AND BEARS GORGING THEMSELVES!
-AHEM!
Mr. BROWN!
-NOW, OVER ON OUR LEFT
IS THE FRENCH
REVOLUTION DISPLAY.
-THESE ARE MUCH BETTER
THAN THE POSTCARD LADY.
AT LEAST THEY MOVE!
THEY'LL BE SAYING
"HALLO" NEXT... AH!
[THE PUBLIC]: UH?!
-AND HERE, WE HAVE
A FASCINATING...
-HEY, YOU! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- I'VE GOT TO TELL Mr. GRUBER
WHAT'S HAPPENED.
- STOP THAT, BEAR!
COME BACK HERE, YOU!
- NO ONE CAN SAY THIS
TOUR ISN'T MYSTERIOUS.
IT WOULD JUST BE NICE IF
I COULD SEE A BIT MORE OF IT.
[YAWNING]: ON THE OTHER HAND...
OH...
OH DEAR.
-HE'S USUALLY MORE CAREFUL.
AT LEAST HE TRIES TO BE.
- OH DEAR! LOOK, IVANHOE
IS A COMPLETE MESS.
IT'S JUST PROBLEM
UPON PROBLEM.
- BUT HE'S ALSO RATHER FOND
OF MARMALADE SANDWICHES.
- WE'VE HAD A NUMBER OF
THESE ACCIDENTS OF LATE.
DISPLAYS TOPPLED, FINGERS
CHEWED OFF OUR WAX DUMMIES.
-AH!
OH, Mr. BROWN
WOULD NEVER EAT WAX.
AT LEAST... NOT INTENTIONALLY.
- WELL THEN, IF HE HAS NOTHING
TO HIDE, WHERE IS HE?
-AT LEAST, THERE'S NO DAMAGE
TO THE GOLDILOCKS AND THE
3 BEARS DISPLAY.
- BEING A BEAR DOES
HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES,
BUT I NEED Mr. GRUBER'S HELP.
HE'S VERY GOOD AT SETTING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
[CHATTERING SOUND]
Mr. GRUBER?
OH!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT REAL,
OTHERWISE I MIGHT GET
SENT TO THE TOWER!
-WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
THIS IS TERRIBLE. IF THIS
KEEPS UP, ALL OUR DISPLAYS
WILL BE RUINED!
I REMEMBER EVERY WAX FIGURE
I'VE MADE FOR THIS MUSEUM...
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.
- YOU MADE THE QUEEN?
SHE'S VERY GOOD.
- THANK YOU. MY NAME
IS TOM WEAVELY.
I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE
FOR 20 YEARS.
-MY NAME IS PADDINGTON BROWN.
I'VE BEEN VISITING HERE
FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
- THEN YOU CAN'T BE THE ONE WHO'S
BEEN KNOCKING OVER DISPLAYS
AND CHEWING UP THE WAX DUMMIES
FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS.
- OH NO. BUT I THINK THERE'S
A GHOST LOOSE IN THE MUSEUM.
IT MAKES A STRANGE
CHATTERING SOUND.
-A CHATTERING SOUND, YOU SAY?
- Mr. BROWN!
- THERE'S OUR CULPRIT.
- THIS BEAR IS INNOCENT.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- I'VE SPENT 20 YEARS
OF MY LIFE MAKING FACES:
GOOD ONES, BAD ONES,
SNEAKY ONES.
SO I SHOULD RECOGNIZE AN HONEST
FACE WHEN I SEE ONE.
EVEN BENEATH THESE WHISKERS.
-THEN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?
[CHATTERING SOUND] [ALL]: OH!
-WHAT THE...?
-MOST UNUSUAL.
-I KNOW!
THIS IS OUR GHOST.
- THAT SQUIRREL MUST HAVE BEEN
TRAPPED IN THE MUSEUM FOR WEEKS.
HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN
NIBBLING THE FIGURES.
HE'S THE ONE WHO KNOCKED OVER
THE DISPLAYS. HE'S THE ONE...
-WHO MELTED THE BOGEYMAN'S FACE?
-NO. I'M SORRY, THAT WAS ME.
- BRILLIANT! IT'S EVEN SCARIER
NOW THAN IT USED TO BE.
YOU'VE MADE A GRAND ADDITION
TO THE CHAMBER OF HORRORS.
I MUST FIND A WAY TO REPAY YOU.
- WELL, Mr. BROWN,
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOU GET TO SOLVE A REAL
MYSTERY ON A MYSTERY TOUR.
- AND IT ISN'T EVERY DAY YOU
CAN SEE YOURSELF DOING IT.