The Adventures of Paddington (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - Paddington and the Bone/Paddington Joins a Band - full transcript
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington Bear ♪
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington Bear ♪
♪ He came from Peru ♪
♪ To be with me and you ♪
♪ He's a very rare sort of bear ♪
♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N
Paddington Bear ♪
♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N ♪
♪ Paddington Bear ♪
The Adventures of PADDINGTON BEAR
*THE ADVENTURES OF PADDINGTON*
Season 01 Episode 17 IMDB
Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington and The Bone" 1 of 2
today I had an adventure
that started 65 million years ago.
Oh!
Hello?
Aaah!
- Hello, Paddington!
- Mr. Gruber?
What is it?
It's a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Paddington.
Oh!
"A Tyrannosaurus Rex, Paddington."
It's very big.
What does it eat? Do you have
to take it for very long walks?
Oh, no, Paddington.
This is a fossil.
Dinosaur bones found in the ground
from 65 million years ago.
We are very lucky to have it.
It's wonderful!
I'd love to know more about it.
Ho, ho, ho! Then you are in luck!
I am giving a talk
all about it later today.
But I am a little concerned
that no one is going to come.
Why ever would you think that?
Well, I didn't have time
to tell anyone about it.
I planned to give out these leaflets.
But the fossil came in so many parts,
and the instructions… Oh, well…
A little complicated.
I'm sure Mr. Curry will come.
He loves dinosaurs.
Which is exactly
why I won't be attending.
If you wanted a talk
from a dinosaur expert,
then you should have asked me.
I didn't know you were an expert.
- Have you found many fossils?
- Well… no.
But I could have. And they would
have been just as good as this one.
Aaah!
But this is the only one
of its kind in the world.
- It is a scientific wonder.
- Well, I don't care for it.
And I shan't be coming to the talk.
I'm off to find my own fossil.
That's very strange.
Why is he saying he doesn't like it,
when he loves dinosaurs so much?
I think he might be a little jealous.
No, I'm not.
Well, we shall certainly be coming
to the talk, won't we, Lucky?
Lucky?
Lucky! Come back!
Uh-oh!
No!
I knew I should have used the screws
like the instructions said,
but it was just taking so long!
I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Gruber.
That bone was the key bone.
It holds the whole fossil together.
We have to get it back before the talk!
And get it back we will.
Well, the whole exhibition
sounds rather showy to me.
Yes, it was showy. I'm glad you agree.
You should find your own fossil.
That would show them.
I think I jolly well will.
I've always had a feeling
that there might be
a priceless fossil in this garden
and I intend to find it.
You also intend to look
ruggedly handsome in that hat?
Oh, you old charmer. Now, to work.
- Lucky!
- Here, boy!
There he is, Mr. Gruber.
Oh! He's licking it.
With every slurp, he's wiping off
millions of years of history.
Don't worry, I'll get it back.
Wait. You'll scare him off.
Hello, Lucky.
Good boy.
That dog is going to run away.
You're a good boy.
Let us… Better let me have that bone.
I know he's going to run away.
I knew it!
He's run away.
Whoa!
Look! Over there!
Here, boy.
Good boy. Come here.
He must really like that bone.
Lucky!
Oh, no!
No!
Wow!
That was awesome!
What's going on?
Lucky took a very important bone
from Mr. Gruber's T-Rex.
I need that bone!
Um… hello.
I think he wants me to do something.
Go on, then.
Go on, what? I've never had a dog.
I don't understand the rules.
Yeah. I think he wants you to play fetch.
Right. Well, I suppose I can do that.
Look! Oh, Mr. Brown has saved the day.
Okay, doggie. Here it goes!
Stop!
Fetch!
- Ha, ha! Did you see that?
- Oh, why did you throw the bone?
I wasn't supposed to throw the bone?
She told me I was supposed to throw
the bone. I've never had a dog.
Sorry, Mr. Brown.
It's just that
it's a rather important T-Rex bone
for Mr. Gruber's exhibition.
- Huh?
- Ooh! What exhibition?
Worthless bottle cap.
Worthless bouncy ball.
Worthless ancient Roman coin.
Worthless elastic band.
No fossils yet.
I think it's time for a lemonade break.
No rest for the talented.
Oh! There's something down there.
It's a… it's a…
Oh, my goodness!
Maybe he came this way.
The entire exhibition
is going to be a failure.
No bone. The skeleton is in pieces.
And no one even knows it's happening.
I do, Mr. Gruber.
And I still want to hear your talk.
Mr. Curry, you haven't seen Lucky,
have you?
The only thing I've seen today is this!
That's it. That's the bone,
the one we've been looking for!
Nice try. But you already said
you were looking for a dog.
The dog took the bone, Mr. Curry.
Not this one. I dug it up myself.
I told you I'd find a fossil.
Where did you dig it up, Mr. Curry?
I found it right here.
Oh, Lucky must have buried it there.
I find that highly unlikely.
Well, even so. Finders keepers.
Mr. Curry, if you really loved dinosaurs,
wouldn't you want to share them
with the world?
Um… no.
Mr. Curry!
What are you doing? Why do I feel hot?
Are you giving me one of your…
Your hard stares?
Yes, I am, Mr. Curry.
Because you know the right thing
to do is to give Mr. Gruber the bone,
so everyone can enjoy it.
I'm sorry. I should never have said
I didn't care for your fossil.
It's magnificent
and it should be complete.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Curry.
And as you rediscovered the bone,
why don't you help us
to rebuild the T-Rex?
We could use some expert help.
Oh!
Wow!
It's beautiful.
Wow!
Amazing!
You came! How did you know?
Chasing that bone around all day
was really good publicity.
As soon as we found out,
we all wanted to come.
Aye. Let's take a closer look
at the great lizard.
Actually, dinosaurs are not,
technically, lizards.
There will be plenty more facts
like that in my talk.
Follow me.
Mr. Curry's speech was very exciting.
But my favourite part was when he asked us
to give Mr. Gruber a round of applause
for organising the exhibition.
We learned a lot about dinosaurs today.
But I think the real lesson was
"Don't take a dog
to a museum full of bones."
Love from Paddington.
Next ----> 2 of 2
Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington joins A Band " 2 of 2
as of today, Jonathan, Judy and I
are not just family members,
we're also band members.
It all began this morning,
when they had the brilliant idea to…
Form a band!
There are worse ways
to spend the summer holidays.
- Like what, Mrs. Brown?
- Um… chickenpox?
Well, actually,
I was in a band when I was younger.
We nearly hit the big time.
Big time, Mr. Brown?
- He means they were nearly famous.
- What happened, Dad?
Well, the summer holidays ended
and we had to go back to school.
So, if we get this right,
we'll never have to go back to school?
That would be awesome!
It may sound awesome,
but whatever happens,
you'll go back to school.
I think a band
sounds like a wonderful idea.
And I wish you both luck.
But, Paddington,
we need at least three people
to be in a band.
Oh, I'm sure Mr. Brown
would love to be in your band.
Oh, well. It's been a while, but…
I'm talking about you, Paddington.
Come on!
Oh!
Goodbye.
Their loss.
I didn't know much
about being in a band, Aunt Lucy.
It turns out there's a lot
of different styles to choose from.
- Put these on.
- Put these on.
Okay. Uh…
Ah!
Okay, Paddington, check this out.
Oh!
What about this one?
Ha, ha! Yes!
Wow!
Oh!
I like this.
Oh, and there are
some more records upstairs.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh, my!
This one looks wonderful!
Easy does it.
And… play.
What?
What's that racket?
Uh…
What is going on in here?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I seem to be in a bit of a spin.
Then it was time for us
to do band practice, Aunt Lucy.
The only problem was
we didn't have a song.
- What are you doing?
- We're jamming.
- How lovely! I'm marmalading.
- No, Paddington.
It's when you improvise
until a tune starts to emerge.
You listen to your heart.
I think your jamming is…
rather working.
Yes, I think it is too.
Now, sing, Paddington!
Good idea.
Whenever you're ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
I just don't know what to sing about.
Well, most songs are about
something like love.
Oh! I love… marmalade!
- Then sing about that.
- Okay.
Um…
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-mar-malade ♪
What about, "You're the finest spread
that's ever been made?"
♪ On toast and bread ♪
- Mmm. Straight from the jar?
- Yes!
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-mar-malade ♪
- Incredible. Woohoo!
- That was awesome!
Paddington,
Jonathan, Judy!
I'm sorry to disturb
your wee band practice.
I was just
in the park doing a run…
Not doing that again in a hurry.
Anyway, Sofia mentioned
she has a slot at the café tomorrow
for a band to perform!
Thank you, Mrs. Bird.
Right. This could be our big chance.
And now we have a song.
We can play it at the show!
We're gonna be rock stars,
famous rock stars!
Not yet. We're still not good enough.
And we need to practise all night.
All night? But how will we practise
when we're all tucked up in bed,
fast asleep.
We don't go to bed.
We practise until it's perfect.
From the top. One, two, three, four!
Judy really wanted it to be perfect,
Aunt Lucy.
So, somehow, it became less fun.
One more time, from the top!
One, two, three, four!
Can we at least have breakfast?
No. We're not good enough yet.
I want my breakfast!
Can I have some too, please?
Everyone is very excited. I can't wait!
I wonder how many people will come.
Maybe a record label
will happen to see us
and give us a six-album deal.
And then we'll be world-famous.
That would be interesting.
I'd love to be in this band forever.
Me too.
Right. Last practice.
One, two, three, four!
♪ Ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ You're the finest spread
That's… um… ♪
Ooh! Oh, yes!
♪ Ever been made ♪
♪ Bread ♪
Paddington!
- Paddington!
- Oh!
Sorry.
That's it! I'm cancelling the show!
- But we've put so much work in.
- And our song's brilliant.
I'm sorry, but we're not good enough
to play in front of people.
Oh, dear. Should we go after her?
Oh…
Oh, there you are.
What time does the show start?
There isn't going to be a show.
There isn't? Aw…
What am I going to do with this, then?
- Darling, is something the matter?
- We just weren't good enough.
And I didn't want to play
in front of people without being perfect!
Oh, but being in a band
isn't about being perfect.
You understand, Dad. You were in a band.
Yes, but we were terrible.
- What?
- Oh, we were awful!
We made such a racket.
We even had a song called
"You Smell Like Brussels Sprouts,
and I Love You!"
It was so bad.
But their shows were brilliant.
Quite right.
Being in a band is about having fun,
making music with your friends.
Maybe you're right.
It was fun yesterday,
when we were just jamming.
I'm gonna go and have fun.
♪ You smell like Brussels sprouts ♪
♪ But I love you ♪
- Huh?
- Judy?
Ready to have some fun? Let's marmalade!
Yes!
One, two, three, four!
Pop rock music...
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ The finest spread
That's ever been made ♪
♪ On toast and on bread ♪
♪ Straight from the jar
Just a thin layer ♪
♪ Goes really far ♪
♪ Your finest spread
that's ever been made ♪
♪ On toast, on bread ♪
♪ Straight from the jar
Just a thin layer goes really far ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
Oh, well done!
Once we started to have fun again,
the show was a huge success.
- That was fun!
- Best gig ever!
I've enclosed a copy of our song
in case you want to give it a listen.
Mr. Brown says, "You never know.
We might hit the big time."
Love from Paddington.
Soft rock music...
♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N
Paddington Bear ♪
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington Bear ♪
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington ♪
♪ Paddington Bear ♪
♪ He came from Peru ♪
♪ To be with me and you ♪
♪ He's a very rare sort of bear ♪
♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N
Paddington Bear ♪
♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N ♪
♪ Paddington Bear ♪
The Adventures of PADDINGTON BEAR
*THE ADVENTURES OF PADDINGTON*
Season 01 Episode 17 IMDB
Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington and The Bone" 1 of 2
today I had an adventure
that started 65 million years ago.
Oh!
Hello?
Aaah!
- Hello, Paddington!
- Mr. Gruber?
What is it?
It's a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Paddington.
Oh!
"A Tyrannosaurus Rex, Paddington."
It's very big.
What does it eat? Do you have
to take it for very long walks?
Oh, no, Paddington.
This is a fossil.
Dinosaur bones found in the ground
from 65 million years ago.
We are very lucky to have it.
It's wonderful!
I'd love to know more about it.
Ho, ho, ho! Then you are in luck!
I am giving a talk
all about it later today.
But I am a little concerned
that no one is going to come.
Why ever would you think that?
Well, I didn't have time
to tell anyone about it.
I planned to give out these leaflets.
But the fossil came in so many parts,
and the instructions… Oh, well…
A little complicated.
I'm sure Mr. Curry will come.
He loves dinosaurs.
Which is exactly
why I won't be attending.
If you wanted a talk
from a dinosaur expert,
then you should have asked me.
I didn't know you were an expert.
- Have you found many fossils?
- Well… no.
But I could have. And they would
have been just as good as this one.
Aaah!
But this is the only one
of its kind in the world.
- It is a scientific wonder.
- Well, I don't care for it.
And I shan't be coming to the talk.
I'm off to find my own fossil.
That's very strange.
Why is he saying he doesn't like it,
when he loves dinosaurs so much?
I think he might be a little jealous.
No, I'm not.
Well, we shall certainly be coming
to the talk, won't we, Lucky?
Lucky?
Lucky! Come back!
Uh-oh!
No!
I knew I should have used the screws
like the instructions said,
but it was just taking so long!
I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Gruber.
That bone was the key bone.
It holds the whole fossil together.
We have to get it back before the talk!
And get it back we will.
Well, the whole exhibition
sounds rather showy to me.
Yes, it was showy. I'm glad you agree.
You should find your own fossil.
That would show them.
I think I jolly well will.
I've always had a feeling
that there might be
a priceless fossil in this garden
and I intend to find it.
You also intend to look
ruggedly handsome in that hat?
Oh, you old charmer. Now, to work.
- Lucky!
- Here, boy!
There he is, Mr. Gruber.
Oh! He's licking it.
With every slurp, he's wiping off
millions of years of history.
Don't worry, I'll get it back.
Wait. You'll scare him off.
Hello, Lucky.
Good boy.
That dog is going to run away.
You're a good boy.
Let us… Better let me have that bone.
I know he's going to run away.
I knew it!
He's run away.
Whoa!
Look! Over there!
Here, boy.
Good boy. Come here.
He must really like that bone.
Lucky!
Oh, no!
No!
Wow!
That was awesome!
What's going on?
Lucky took a very important bone
from Mr. Gruber's T-Rex.
I need that bone!
Um… hello.
I think he wants me to do something.
Go on, then.
Go on, what? I've never had a dog.
I don't understand the rules.
Yeah. I think he wants you to play fetch.
Right. Well, I suppose I can do that.
Look! Oh, Mr. Brown has saved the day.
Okay, doggie. Here it goes!
Stop!
Fetch!
- Ha, ha! Did you see that?
- Oh, why did you throw the bone?
I wasn't supposed to throw the bone?
She told me I was supposed to throw
the bone. I've never had a dog.
Sorry, Mr. Brown.
It's just that
it's a rather important T-Rex bone
for Mr. Gruber's exhibition.
- Huh?
- Ooh! What exhibition?
Worthless bottle cap.
Worthless bouncy ball.
Worthless ancient Roman coin.
Worthless elastic band.
No fossils yet.
I think it's time for a lemonade break.
No rest for the talented.
Oh! There's something down there.
It's a… it's a…
Oh, my goodness!
Maybe he came this way.
The entire exhibition
is going to be a failure.
No bone. The skeleton is in pieces.
And no one even knows it's happening.
I do, Mr. Gruber.
And I still want to hear your talk.
Mr. Curry, you haven't seen Lucky,
have you?
The only thing I've seen today is this!
That's it. That's the bone,
the one we've been looking for!
Nice try. But you already said
you were looking for a dog.
The dog took the bone, Mr. Curry.
Not this one. I dug it up myself.
I told you I'd find a fossil.
Where did you dig it up, Mr. Curry?
I found it right here.
Oh, Lucky must have buried it there.
I find that highly unlikely.
Well, even so. Finders keepers.
Mr. Curry, if you really loved dinosaurs,
wouldn't you want to share them
with the world?
Um… no.
Mr. Curry!
What are you doing? Why do I feel hot?
Are you giving me one of your…
Your hard stares?
Yes, I am, Mr. Curry.
Because you know the right thing
to do is to give Mr. Gruber the bone,
so everyone can enjoy it.
I'm sorry. I should never have said
I didn't care for your fossil.
It's magnificent
and it should be complete.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Curry.
And as you rediscovered the bone,
why don't you help us
to rebuild the T-Rex?
We could use some expert help.
Oh!
Wow!
It's beautiful.
Wow!
Amazing!
You came! How did you know?
Chasing that bone around all day
was really good publicity.
As soon as we found out,
we all wanted to come.
Aye. Let's take a closer look
at the great lizard.
Actually, dinosaurs are not,
technically, lizards.
There will be plenty more facts
like that in my talk.
Follow me.
Mr. Curry's speech was very exciting.
But my favourite part was when he asked us
to give Mr. Gruber a round of applause
for organising the exhibition.
We learned a lot about dinosaurs today.
But I think the real lesson was
"Don't take a dog
to a museum full of bones."
Love from Paddington.
Next ----> 2 of 2
Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington joins A Band " 2 of 2
as of today, Jonathan, Judy and I
are not just family members,
we're also band members.
It all began this morning,
when they had the brilliant idea to…
Form a band!
There are worse ways
to spend the summer holidays.
- Like what, Mrs. Brown?
- Um… chickenpox?
Well, actually,
I was in a band when I was younger.
We nearly hit the big time.
Big time, Mr. Brown?
- He means they were nearly famous.
- What happened, Dad?
Well, the summer holidays ended
and we had to go back to school.
So, if we get this right,
we'll never have to go back to school?
That would be awesome!
It may sound awesome,
but whatever happens,
you'll go back to school.
I think a band
sounds like a wonderful idea.
And I wish you both luck.
But, Paddington,
we need at least three people
to be in a band.
Oh, I'm sure Mr. Brown
would love to be in your band.
Oh, well. It's been a while, but…
I'm talking about you, Paddington.
Come on!
Oh!
Goodbye.
Their loss.
I didn't know much
about being in a band, Aunt Lucy.
It turns out there's a lot
of different styles to choose from.
- Put these on.
- Put these on.
Okay. Uh…
Ah!
Okay, Paddington, check this out.
Oh!
What about this one?
Ha, ha! Yes!
Wow!
Oh!
I like this.
Oh, and there are
some more records upstairs.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh, my!
This one looks wonderful!
Easy does it.
And… play.
What?
What's that racket?
Uh…
What is going on in here?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I seem to be in a bit of a spin.
Then it was time for us
to do band practice, Aunt Lucy.
The only problem was
we didn't have a song.
- What are you doing?
- We're jamming.
- How lovely! I'm marmalading.
- No, Paddington.
It's when you improvise
until a tune starts to emerge.
You listen to your heart.
I think your jamming is…
rather working.
Yes, I think it is too.
Now, sing, Paddington!
Good idea.
Whenever you're ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
I just don't know what to sing about.
Well, most songs are about
something like love.
Oh! I love… marmalade!
- Then sing about that.
- Okay.
Um…
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-mar-malade ♪
What about, "You're the finest spread
that's ever been made?"
♪ On toast and bread ♪
- Mmm. Straight from the jar?
- Yes!
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-mar-malade ♪
- Incredible. Woohoo!
- That was awesome!
Paddington,
Jonathan, Judy!
I'm sorry to disturb
your wee band practice.
I was just
in the park doing a run…
Not doing that again in a hurry.
Anyway, Sofia mentioned
she has a slot at the café tomorrow
for a band to perform!
Thank you, Mrs. Bird.
Right. This could be our big chance.
And now we have a song.
We can play it at the show!
We're gonna be rock stars,
famous rock stars!
Not yet. We're still not good enough.
And we need to practise all night.
All night? But how will we practise
when we're all tucked up in bed,
fast asleep.
We don't go to bed.
We practise until it's perfect.
From the top. One, two, three, four!
Judy really wanted it to be perfect,
Aunt Lucy.
So, somehow, it became less fun.
One more time, from the top!
One, two, three, four!
Can we at least have breakfast?
No. We're not good enough yet.
I want my breakfast!
Can I have some too, please?
Everyone is very excited. I can't wait!
I wonder how many people will come.
Maybe a record label
will happen to see us
and give us a six-album deal.
And then we'll be world-famous.
That would be interesting.
I'd love to be in this band forever.
Me too.
Right. Last practice.
One, two, three, four!
♪ Ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ You're the finest spread
That's… um… ♪
Ooh! Oh, yes!
♪ Ever been made ♪
♪ Bread ♪
Paddington!
- Paddington!
- Oh!
Sorry.
That's it! I'm cancelling the show!
- But we've put so much work in.
- And our song's brilliant.
I'm sorry, but we're not good enough
to play in front of people.
Oh, dear. Should we go after her?
Oh…
Oh, there you are.
What time does the show start?
There isn't going to be a show.
There isn't? Aw…
What am I going to do with this, then?
- Darling, is something the matter?
- We just weren't good enough.
And I didn't want to play
in front of people without being perfect!
Oh, but being in a band
isn't about being perfect.
You understand, Dad. You were in a band.
Yes, but we were terrible.
- What?
- Oh, we were awful!
We made such a racket.
We even had a song called
"You Smell Like Brussels Sprouts,
and I Love You!"
It was so bad.
But their shows were brilliant.
Quite right.
Being in a band is about having fun,
making music with your friends.
Maybe you're right.
It was fun yesterday,
when we were just jamming.
I'm gonna go and have fun.
♪ You smell like Brussels sprouts ♪
♪ But I love you ♪
- Huh?
- Judy?
Ready to have some fun? Let's marmalade!
Yes!
One, two, three, four!
Pop rock music...
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ The finest spread
That's ever been made ♪
♪ On toast and on bread ♪
♪ Straight from the jar
Just a thin layer ♪
♪ Goes really far ♪
♪ Your finest spread
that's ever been made ♪
♪ On toast, on bread ♪
♪ Straight from the jar
Just a thin layer goes really far ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
♪ Ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mar-malade ♪
Oh, well done!
Once we started to have fun again,
the show was a huge success.
- That was fun!
- Best gig ever!
I've enclosed a copy of our song
in case you want to give it a listen.
Mr. Brown says, "You never know.
We might hit the big time."
Love from Paddington.
Soft rock music...
♪ P-A-D-D-I-N-G-T-O-N
Paddington Bear ♪