The Adventures of Paddington (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Paddington Flies a Kite/Paddington the Detective - full transcript

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Season 01 Episode 13 IMDB

[Paddington] Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington Files a Kite" 1 of 2

Hello from Windy Windsor Gardens.

Oh! Oh!

[Paddington] Today, Jonathan and I flew
this wonderful thing called a kite.

It was Mr. Brown's kite
from when he was a boy.

It's hard to imagine Mr. Brown as a boy.

[Chuckles] Yes, yes,
the papers have been delivered.

I have them right here! [Chuckles]

Hmm? No, no, no. Of course.

[Paddington] I don't know why
Mr. Brown's voice changes

when he is on a business call,
but it goes very deep.



Yes, the business papers
are in safe hands.

- Right. Oh, that's a great idea.
- [Jonathan] Dad! Dad!

- Dad, I found the kite!
- [Mr. Brown] Yeah.

- Hmm.
- Dad! Dad!

- Wind!
- Yes, yes,

I will be able to work
on the papers today. [Chuckles]

- The kite!
- Hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

I… Yes. Er… Goodbye.

- Dad! Dad!
- [phone rings]

- Dad!
- Not now, Jonathan!

This is a very important business call.

[Straining]

- [Phone rings]
- Hello? Um…

- [Deeper voice] Hello?
- [voice on other end]

Oh, yes, of course.
Yes, I'll have it all finished today.

- [Call ends]
- [sighs]

Dad! Dad!

I found the kite and the wind is perfect!

[Gasps] Ho, ho!
My old kite from when I was a boy!

Mr. Brown, you were a boy?

Of course, I was a boy, Paddington.

- Oh!
- Hmm…

Nope. Still can't see it.

Stop looking at me like that.

Jonathan, look, I would love nothing more
than to go fly my old kite

with you today,
but that was my boss on the phone,

and I really should get on with this work.

We can fly the kite on the next windy day.

But that's what you said
on the last windy day.

- Jonathan!
- [gasps]

Don't drag the kite. Hmm? It's very old.

They don't make them like that any more.

Oh!

Mr. Brown, I did not come
to this decision lightly,

but I am going to give you a hard stare.

Please, Paddington,
I have to get on with my work.

[Ominous music]

[Gulps]

Good day, Mr. Brown.

[Soft music]

Oh!

- So, are you ready to go?
- Go where?

To play kite.

You don't play kite, Paddington.
You fly a kite.

Even better. Let's go fly the kite.

This is Dad's kite
and it's very special and very old.

You said that it was the perfect day.

How often does a perfect day come along?

I'm sure Mr. Brown would rather
you flew it with me than not at all.

It is the perfect day

and the next perfect day,
Dad might be busy again so…

let's do it.

We'll just make sure
that we are very careful with it.

Yes, very careful.

- [Both] Whoa!
- [crash]

Starting now.

- [Wind]
- [cheerful music]

The best place to fly the kite
would be the hill.

My hat!

Oh!

If you would just stop, please.

I could…

- [Mr. Curry] Uh!
- Oh…

[Sighs]

Watch that hat of yours, bear.

It could have
knocked over my orange juice.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Curry.
The wind took a liking to my hat.

- It won't happen again.
- See that it doesn't!

Bear!

Okay, so, first, I need to see
what direction the wind is going in.

Oh!

Right!

Huh!

- Oh!
- [Jonathan chuckles]

I think it's blowing that way.

Okay, I think we're all set to fly.

- Huh?
- I'm ready to fly the kite.

Paddington, you're not supposed
to fly on the kite,

you're supposed to fly the kite
from the ground.

- Oh!
- Okay.

So, what you want to do
is pick up the kite…

- [Gasps]
- Oh!

[Sigh of relief]

…start running with it,
then throw the kite into the wind.

Right.

[Chuckles] That was rather fun!

You realise you were supposed
to hold onto the string?

Yes, that does seem to make
more sense now that you say it.

Come back!

- [Wind]
- [fast music]

Oh!

[Both] Oh!

Uh-oh.

[Ominous music]

This almost took out my toast and…

Marmalade?

No! Jam!

What is it with you and marmalade?

Oh, thank you, Mr. Curry!

[Jonathan] Sorry about that!

Bear!

[Windows rattling]

Oh!

- [Wind]
- [soft music]

[Sighs]

Perfect kite-flying weather.

[Phone rings]

- Hello? Oh, the papers?
- [voice on other end]

[deep voice] Oh, the papers!
Yeah. Oh, yes, of course!

Yes, I was very busy looking
at the papers just as you called.

Okay, I think, this time,
we should work together.

I'll hold the handle, very tightly,
not letting go,

and you throw the kite into the wind,
because you're good at that.

Okay.

[Cheerful music]

Now!

- Oh! Whoa!
- [Jonathan] Yeah!

Whoa! [Laughs]

Cool! Watch this!

[Jonathan] Woo-hoo-hoo!

Look at it go!
Do you want a turn, Paddington?

I would love to fly it,
as long as you think I'm ready.

Oh, you're ready. Just remember,
whatever you do, don't let go.

Don't let go.

Paddington! Let go!

But you said don't let go!

Ouh!

[Sigh of relief]

- [Paddington] Whoa!
- Huh?

- [Paddington] Whoa!
- Hmm.

Coming through! Whoa!

Ha! Not this time, bear.

Bears…

Whoa!

[Screaming]

Excuse me!

[Fast music]

Sorry!

[Hungarian accent] Paddington?

Hello, Mr. Gruber.

[Screaming]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, no! Whoa!

Paddington!

[Chuckles]

I'm okay! Just a little… tied up.

Oh, no!

Dad's kite is ruined!

We can fix this.

[Straining]

Um… Do you want a hand, Paddington?

If you wouldn't mind.

[Suspenseful music]

The coast is clear, but we need to hurry.

[Mr. Brown speaking in a deep voice]

[Mr. Brown] …business.

What is it with that really weird
business voice Dad does?

Oh, yes, I've noticed that too.

- [Mr. Brown] Yes, yes, of course!
- He's coming!

[Mr. Brown] Let me check the papers
right now.

[Wind]

No, no, don't worry.
No. I've got it all under…

Control.

- [Ominous music]
- [voice on other end]

[He hangs up]

Oh, well, hello, there, Mr. Brown.

Uh… How's business going?

Dad, I am so sorry.

- I took the kite to the park...
- [Mr. Brown] Jonathan, stop right there.

It's me who should be apologising.

Instead of enjoying the perfect windy day,
I chose to work. And...

[phone rings]

Well, that can wait until later.

But what can't wait
is the perfect windy day with my son.

[Soft music]

Now, I might have an idea,
but we'll need something sticky.

Marmalade, Mr. Brown?

Ah! Perfect!

And something to patch up these holes.

[Mr. Brown] chuckles] I have to say,

this is a much better use
of business papers!

[Paddington] Oh, Aunt Lucy,
we flew the kite all afternoon.

And it's funny,
because when I was watching Mr. Brown,

I could all of a sudden
imagine him as a boy.

Sometimes, work can wait,

especially when you have
the perfect windy day.

[Soft music]

Love from Paddington.

Next ----> 2 of 2

[Paddington] Dear Aunt Lucy,
Episode Title: "Paddington The Detective" 2 of 2

this week, in Windsor Gardens,
there was a mystery!

Miaow.

[Paddington] "Be on your guard,
Drainpipe Dan is on the prowl!"

[Suspenseful music]

"I'll have that necklace!"

[Deep voice] "Ha, ha!
Foiled at last, Drainpipe Dan!"

Paddington, you haven't seen
my karate medal, have you?

- Your medal? I'm sorry Judy, no.
- Hmm.

- Has anyone seen my astronaut?
- Have a look under your bed.

Good idea, Mum.

- Maybe it's in my kit bag.
- [Scottish accent] Strangest thing.

I've lost my wrench.

Everyone seems to have
lost something today.

I wouldn't mind, but it's my favourite.

I used it to fix the toilets
on HMS Mackerel.

[Sighs]

Anyone seen my toast?

Oh!

I think it might be here.
There's still a little left.

No, you finish it.
I'll pick up something on the way.

Bye, darling. Have a lovely day!

Bye! Have a nice day at work!

Oh…

Right. It must be here somewhere!

Um… Ooh! Aha!

Oh, just a washer.

Have you lost something too, Mrs. Brown?

Yes, Paddington, my wedding ring.

Oh, Mr. Brown will be so very sad
and it's our anniversary tomorrow.

What's an anniversary?

[Mrs. Brown] It's sort of like a birthday…

For your wedding.

I see.

So not having your wedding ring
on your anniversary is very bad.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Oh…

Would a sandwich make you feel better?

Oh, you really are a rare sort of bear.

Oh! Perhaps I left the ring upstairs.

[Sighs] My medal's not with my karate kit.

And my astronaut's not under the bed.

Oh, perhaps they've been stolen!

I've been reading this comic
that Mr. Gruber lent me.

It's about a notorious burglar
called Drainpipe Dan.

Maybe he took everything.

Paddington, that's just a comic.
It's not real.

I probably left my medal
at the town hall after my karate lesson.

- It'll be in the lost property.
- Lost property?

It's a box where lost things go.

Gosh! I'd like to see that.

[Ominous music]

[Paddington] So, we went to see Miss Potts
at the town hall.

And the box of all the lost things.

[Enchanting music]

[Piano music]

[Miss Potts sighs]

Oh…

My harmonica isn't here.

I didn't know you had a harmonica,
Paddington. When did you lose it?

Back in Peru when I was a cub.

[Judy] Oh!

This is only for lost property
found around Windsor Gardens.

Oh!

I thought all lost things ended up here.

- But my medal isn't here.
- Neither's my astronaut.

Nor is Mrs. Brown's ring.

A ring, you say?

Hmm, not the first valuable thing

to go missing
from Windsor Gardens recently.

- Really?
- [Miss Potts] Oh, yes.

A necklace, a brooch
and Miss Singh lost a nose ring!

All disappeared from window sills
in broad daylight!

Window sills?

[Gasps] Drainpipe Dan!

Drainpipe Dan?

He's a character from the comic,
he's not actually real.

But things have been going missing Judy,
and that's certainly a mystery.

Do you think I could borrow these?

Well, I suppose
they have been there a long time.

Just bring them back when you're done,
and make sure you're careful.

Oh, I'm always careful, Miss Potts.

It's the things around me
that seem to be careless.

Whoa!

[Paddington] The problem with detecting

is that it's not always easy
to tell what is a clue

and what is not a clue.

Paddington, Drainpipe Dan's
just a made-up story.

Hmm.

There's a little scratch here.
Maybe that's a clue.

Oh! Here's another!

[Fast music]

And another.

- [Jonathan] Watch out, Paddington!
- [Judy] Careful, Paddington!

[Water flowing]

- [Mrs. Bird screams]
- Oh! [Screaming]

[Crash]

Paddington?

[Paddington] I'm all right.

I'm not sure about Mrs. Brown's hydrangea.

You really shouldn't interrupt a lady
in the middle of her beauty regime!

I'll certainly make a note of that,
Mrs. Bird.

Nice hat, by the way.

[Paddington] Thank you, Mrs. Bird!

Nice… green face?

[Suspenseful music]

[Sighs]

What are you up to, bear?

Paddington thinks there's a burglar
called Drainpipe Dan

in Windsor Gardens.

Have you seen anything suspicious?

Have I?

Yes. Have you?

You're always looking
into other peoples' windows.

Only on official neighbourhood business.

Sometimes with binoculars.

Uh… Uh…

Yes, there was once this fella,
uh, messy hair…

Oh! I'll do a police sketch.

That's what the detective in my comic did.

Oh, right. Uh, yes, well,
he had messy hair, squinty eyes,

a pointy nose.
He looked just like a criminal!

- Ah! Hmm.
- [laughter]

[Mr. Curry] Well? Show me, then.

Hmm. [Gasps]

Bear!

[laughter]

Mr. Curry, you are Drainpipe Dan?

Oh, how ridiculous!

[Grunting]

[Clears throat]

[Paddington] I couldn't let Drainpipe Dan

spoil Mr. and Mrs. Brown's
wedding birthday.

I had a plan to catch him in the act.

[Suspenseful music]

[Paddington] This was a present
from my Uncle Pastuzo.

Perfect for a Drainpipe Dan trap.

Now, we wait.

- Paddington, I really don't think…
- [stomach rumbles]

Sorry. I was just thinking about dinner.

Maybe it's time for a marmalade sandwich?

[Sniffs]

[Gasps]

[Paddington] A… bird?

[Chirping]

- [Fast music]
- [all scream]

Uncle Pastuzo's watch!

Stop!

- Wait!
- Come back!

No, not here.

[Jonathan] It's heading
for the tree house!

But what would a bird want with a watch?

Magpies like shiny things.

[Jonathan] They take them
and hide them in their nests.

[Paddington gasps]
I can see Uncle Pastuzo's watch!

And Judy's medal, and the astronaut,

Mrs. Brown's ring must be there too!

To the rescue!

[Heroic music]

Ah! Foiled at last, Mr. Magpie!

[Chirping]

It's all very well to flap,

but you've been very naughty
taking all these things.

- [Paddington] One karate medal!
- Thank you, Paddington!

- [Paddington] One astronaut.
- Yes!

[Paddington] And one wrench!

[Straining]

Oh…

And I'll take these to Miss Potts.

See, Paddington? No Drainpipe Dan!

Yes, Judy, you were right.

And I was so sure that he was real.

Just a very strong magpie!

Um… Did you find anything else?

Oh, no wedding ring,
I'm afraid, Mrs. Brown.

Oh, dear! I'll have to tell
Mr. Brown in the morning.

All right, come on, everyone!
Time for bed!

Oh…

[A door creaks]

[Rumbling]

[Gasps]

[Suspenseful music]

[Gasps]

[Paddington] Drainpipe Dan! He is real!

- Caught you!
- [screams]

Mr. Brown!

[Paddington] You're Drainpipe Dan?

Drainpipe who?

I was just trying to make a simple
surprise anniversary breakfast!

Oh, darling! How sweet of you!

I appear to have made a mistake.

That was a lovely thought, Mr. Brown.
Such a shame that Mrs. Brown lost...

Paddington!

Darling, there's something
I need to tell you.

One moment, dear.

Ugh…

Just a little eggy.

[Soft music]

[Mrs. Brown] Oh!

My wedding ring!

But… how?

I snuck it away
so I could get it engraved.

- Look.
- [gasps]

"Love you always."

Oh!

[Paddington] So, there really wasn't
a Drainpipe Dan!

Oh!

[Paddington] And so I discovered
that when you set out to solve a mystery,

the truth might not be what you expect.

It might be something even better.

Love from Paddington.

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