That's My Jam (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Mike "The Miz" & Alexa Bliss vs. Diallo Riddle & Bashire Salahuddin - full transcript

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[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

* *

- * That's my jam *

* Oh, that's my jam *

* That's my, that's my *

* That's my jam *

- How you doing, brother?

Yo!

Hey, what's up?



Hello.
[cheers and applause]

I am Jimmy Fallon.
And welcome to "That's My Jam."

Hey, how are you doing?
Looking good.

[cheers and applause]

I'm so excited about our show.

We have four
incredibly talented guests

facing off for charity.

Their music skills will
be put to the test.

And by the end of
the night, one team

will become the newest
"That's My Jam" champions.

Our first team tonight...

they are two
of my favorite comedians.

They wrote and created
the shows "South Side"

and "Sherman's Showcase."



And you know Bashir

from a little role
in "Top Gun: Maverick."

Please welcome
Bashir Salahuddin

and Diallo Riddle.

[cheers and applause]

Oh, no, no, no.
- Yeah!

- Let's go!
[laughter]

- Oh, no.
Oh, no.

- Yeah.
- Oh, no.

- Oh, yeah.

- In the other corner, we
have two WWE superstars.

He has 20 overall
WWE championships,

including a Triple Crown
and two Grand Slams.

And his partner is a three-time
Women's Raw Champion

and a two-time
Women's SmackDown Champ.

Give it up for The Miz
and Alexa Bliss.

[cheers and applause]
- Yeah! Let's go, baby!

- Wow.

- Let's go.
- Are you kidding me?

I'm so psyched to see you.
- Hi.

- Hi, man. How are you?
- Good to see you, bud.

Oh, my goodness.
- Ah!

- This is what
I'm talking about.

- Ah!
- Do you feel it right now?

- Ah! I feel it.

I feel it.
- Whoo!

- Now--
- What's up?

- Bashir, Diallo,

I've worked with you guys
on "Late Night."

And you guys wrote some
of the best musical stuff

I've ever done on the show--
"History of Hip-Hop."

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I mean, are you going to bring
some of that stuff tonight?

- We've been practicing up
on our wrestling skills.

And so these guys,
I got to say--

- No, no, no, no.
We're not wrestling tonight.

No, this is--
- Oh.

- Oh, then we have a problem.
[laughter]

- All right. All right.
You got a problem.

What are you guys
going to bring?

I don't know. I've seen
your performing skills.

Do you have musical skills?

- No, but I'm going to
bring some razzle-dazzle.

Let's go.
- All right. Razzle-dazzle.

- Her husband
was actually giving me

vocal lessons backstage.
[buzzes lips]

- I heard something happening.
Yeah.

- * Bah *
- All right. All right.

Miz, all right.
- * Nee *

- I'd never doubt you guys.
I know you guys can crush it.

Let's get right into
it with our first game.

It's time for Air Guitar.

- * Air guitar,
now let's play air *

- [British accent]
Brilliant!

Cheers to you, mate.

Here's how this works.

I'll ask each team
a music-trivia question.

If you get it wrong, I will
rock you like a hurricane

with me guitar.

And you get blasted
in the mug with air

from the amps in front of you--
that's right.

And if you're correct,
your opponents

get their wigs knocked off.

We'll play four rounds
for 5,000 points each.

The first question is
for Bashir and Diallo.

What do you think?
- Okay.

- I know "Surgeon's" real

because I grew up
with that one.

- Yep.
- Rocking.

- That's a real Weird Al song

- Yes.
It really comes down to--

- "Polka Face" sounds
way too Weird Al.

- It sounds real.
- That sounds like a very--

- He plays the accordion.
- Yes.

- But I feel like
I have a memory

of hearing "Polka Face."

"I Will Always Love Glue"
feels like somebody came up

with that this morning.
- Yes.

[laughter]

"I Will Always Love Glue,"
final answer.

- Well, I just want to
also say, if this is wrong,

it's on you--no offense.

- Yeah, no, no.
It's on me. It's on me.

- All right. You're saying that
this song

"I Will Always Love Glue"
is not by Weird Al?

- Not a parody.
- No, no.

- It is not a parody.
It is time to get weird.

One, two, three--

- Oh, gosh.
Here we go.

- Correct.
- Ah!

- You are correct.

- Whoo!

- I think we need
an instant replay of that.

Came out of nowhere.

It went right over
your head there.

Alexis, this next stumper
has your name on it.

- Oh, come on.

- I know you're under
pressure, so talk it out.

- I mean, if it was me,
I would definitely...

- Well, we're a team, so...

- Name a song
"Two Hours in the Loo."

But I don't think
Queen would do that.

- I don't think either.

- Now, "Ballad of a Mobster"--
a ballad is a slow song.

- [vocalizes]

- I love how serious you are,

wearing that wig, Miz,
by the way.

- "The Cowboy Song"
seems very American.

- So what are you saying?
- I--

- Yeah, what?

- I honestly have eliminated
all three.

So I don't think it's any.

Is there a D?
No, I'm just kidding.

What do you think?

- I would say
"Ballad of a Mobster."

- I think you're right.
Are we buzzing in?

"Ballad of a Mobster."
- All right.

You are going with B,
"Ballad of a Mobster."

Someone's about
to bite the dust.

- Oh, God.

[tense music]

* *

[cheers and applause]

Ah!

- That is wrong.
- "The Cowboy Song."

- The correct answer was A,

"The Cowboy Song."
- "The Cowboy Song."

- How was it "Cowboy Song?"
- What?

- Yes.
- What?

Where is there a cowboy
in "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

[rock music playing]

* *

- Oh, yeah.

* *

- Oh, I'm sorry.
Was the camera on me?

I didn't know.

Bashir, Diallo, this
next question is for you.

- Right.
- And it's a real doozy.

- Whoa. Okay. We're really
doing this, huh, Jimmy?

- I'm not Jimmy.

- [British accent] May I ask,

do we have the option
of asking The Miz?

- No.
No, it's up to you.

- All right.

- It's either Bunny,
Bull, or Bass.

- Which musician
didn't beat The Miz,

should be the question.
- Oh, here we go. Okay.

- No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.

- I was just playing, man.
Just playing.

- I think Pitbull
does not leave Miami.

- Really?

- And I don't think
it was down there.

So I think it's
Lance Bass, yeah.

- Am I crazy to
think it's Bad Bunny?

- It's Bunny or Bass?

- Well, I think Bad Bunny
is recent.

And I think 37 was not recent.
- Bad Bunny or Bad Bass?

- But I'll do that.
I'll do Bunny.

It's all fun.
- No, no, no, no.

- Let's do Bunny.
- This needs to be on you.

- All right.

If it's on me, I'm going
to go Lance Bass, right?

- You say
the musician that beat The Miz

at WrestleMania is Lance Bass.

Catch a whiff of this riff.

[tense music]

* *

- The answer's
definitely not Rich--

- Boom!

Yes! Yes!

- That's way more intense
than I expected.

It was Bad Bunny.
- I told you to change.

- Hello!

I knew it.
I knew it.

- Alexa, Miz, the last
question is for you.

- Oh, great.
- Oh, boy.

- And it's
an absolutely massive one.

- [normal voice]
Oh, man, this is serious.

I have these words tattooed
on my lower back, by the way.

Weigh your options.
What do you think?

- I feel like "love"
would be a great--

- I feel like "love"
is the more general--

- Right.
Like, hey--

- Hey, Dua.
- Yeah, Dua.

I Dua you, you know?
- Yeah.

- I Dua you.
- That sounds great--I Dua you.

- Oh, I Dua you so
much, you know?

- Yeah.
- I could feel a "Dua."

- Yeah.
We'll go with "love."

I Dua you.

- You went with C, "love."

This one will have
you levitating.

- [exhales sharply]

[tense music]

- Go ahead.
Give it to me.

- Oh, God.

- That is correct!
- Oh! Yes!

- For 5,000 points!

- I Dua this game.

I Dua this game so much.

- There you have it.

Coming up, things are about
to get absolute mental.

Stick around for
"That's Me Jam," everybody.

[rock music playing]

* *

[normal voice] Coming up,
it's time for Bop Quiz...

- Come on!
Opposites Attract...

- * I got the Rollie on my arm,
and I'm pouring Chandon... *

- It's over.
- Bashir says it's over.

- Are you kidding me?

- Usher was supposed
to be here tonight.

So you're filling
in for him now.

.

- * When he comes on and makes
you say that's my jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

We got a heated battle

between Bashir Salahuddin,
Diallo Riddle

and Alexa Bliss and The Miz.

[laughs]

Right now we're going
to test their music knowledge,

from A$AP Rocky to
ZZ Top,

in a brand-new game
called Bop Quiz.

[cheers and applause]

- [scatting]

* Bop Quiz *

- Now, the rules of
the game are simple.

I'm going to ask
you a question.

You buzz in and
tell me the answer.

Each question is
worth 1,000 points.

And we're going to
play three rounds.

Let's take a look at
tonight's possible categories.

All right, you have...

All right.
- All right.

- There we go.
- Yeah.

- Let's see what we're
going to play in round one.

[beeping]

Ooh, Misname That Song.

In this one, we've taken
the titles of famous songs

and reworded them
to be much more confusing.

So if I were to say
"Violet Drizzle,"

you would answer
"Purple Rain."

- "Purple Rain."
- Yeah, exactly.

So here's your first title.
Buzz in when you know it.

- [exhales sharply]

- "An Infant Has Posterior."

Yes, Alexa.
- "Baby Got Back."

- Correct.
- Boom!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.
That's my partner.

That's my partner.

- All right.
Question number two.

"Young Women Prefer
To Make Merry."

Bashir.

- "Girls Just
Want To Have Fun."

- Oh!

That's what
I thought that was.

- Good job.
- Yep, yep.

That's it.
- [scatting]

- I was off.

- Question three.

"Lip Contact with
a Red Flower."

Alexa.

- "Kiss By A Rose."
- Yes.

That is correct.
- Whoa.

- We'll take it.
- Well, wait a second.

Wait a second.
- "Kiss from a Rose."

It's the same thing.

- "Kiss from a Rose."
"Kiss from a Rose."

- It's for charity.

It's for charity.
"Kiss from a Rose."

- It's close enough.
We got it.

The judges are nice tonight.

Let's get back to the board,

see what we're going
to play next.

[beeping]

Woofers and Tweeters.

In this game, I'm going to
show you a ridiculous tweet.

And you have to guess which
popular musician wrote it.

These tweets may sound fake,

but I promise you all,
they're 100% real.

Here's our first tweet.

"If you are very
obviously a rapper,

"why did you put it
in your stage name?

I cannot stop
thinking about this."

Bashir and Diallo.

- I'm going to say
it's not Cardi,

because I don't think
that this is what she spends

her Twitter time doing.
- No, no, no.

She knows him.
- No.

- I feel like between
Cher and Dionne Warwick,

I'm going to go with--

I think it's Cher.
- I think it's Cher, too.

- Yeah.
We think it's Cher.

- That is incorrect.
Sorry.

- I knew it.

- You get a chance to
answer, Alexa and Miz.

- Dionne Warwick.
- That is correct.

It's Dionne Warwick!
- Boom! Boom! I knew it!

I'm on Twitter! I'm on Twitter!
- Dionne Warwick.

- [laughing]
"I'm on Twitter."

- [laughs]
Dionne Warwick was like--

she's like, I don't get it.

You are a rapper.
Why put it in your name?

I don't get it.
- No, that's a good point.

- Okay. Next tweet.

"I'm calling my
next album 'ADELE.'"

Was this Lady Gaga,
Adele, or iamcardib?

- Yes.
- Lady Gaga.

- That is correct.
It was Lady Gaga.

- Boom!
Yeah!

I tweet!
[cheers and applause]

- How about tweet number three?

"Somebody threw me their bra
while I was performing.

I'm going to wear it
to bed tonight."

Is it Dolly Parton?
Is it Blake Shelton?

Or is it iamcardib?

Bashir.

- You know, Dolly's got
such a great sense of humor.

She's such
a funny, funny person.

And also,
I don't know this answer.

So let's go with Dolly Parton.

- So you thought someone
threw a brassiere--

- I thought we were
agreed on our answer.

- Yeah. Well, now that you say
it like that, I feel like--

- All right.
- It's pretty obvious.

- So you're going to
say it's Dolly Parton?

- No, no, no, well--
- No, wait. Diallo?

- Counterpoint.

- Okay.
- Counterpoint.

"Kiss from a Rose."
Don't say anything.

"Kiss from a Rose."

All I'm saying is Blake Shelton
seems like--

I mean, like, let's be
honest, I think this is--

- Wait.
Are you switching your answer?

- No, I'm overruling it.

- That's what makes
the game so fun.

You can say all of the answers.
- Yes, yes.

Blake, final answer.

They're with me.
[cheers and applause]

- Final answer
is Blake Shelton.

Judges?

That is wrong.
It is not Blake--

- Boom!
Oh, you know what?

- He set you up.
You set him up.

- After all that--
- You set him up.

- That's right.
I did set him up a little bit.

- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

- Shall we?
- Yep.

- May we?

- Dolly Parton.

- Judges?
No, it was actually--

- Thank you.
Thank you.

- You knew you were right.
You were so sure.

- It was actually Cardi B.
- You were so sure.

- I just wanted to put it
in his face.

- I love it.

Cardi B said, "I'm going
to wear it to bed tonight."

All right, here we go.
- Wow.

- It is time for our
final round, everyone.

Let's see what we
will be playing.

[beeping]

Rolling in the Bleep.

Now, here, we've taken
some great innocent lyrics

from popular songs and censored
them in unfortunate places.

You have to fill in the blanks
and sing the original lyrics

back to me.

Here's our first song.

* *

- * Jolene, Jolene,
Jolene, Jolene *

* I'm begging of you, please
don't [bleep] my man *

- Yes.
Bashir, Diallo.

- * Jolene,
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene *

* I'm begging you, please
don't take my man *

- That is correct,
for 1,000 points.

- Wow.
With the voice?

- Alexa, I knew you knew it.
You were very close on that.

All right, this time, you'll
have to fill in two bleeps.

- Oh.

- * Oops, I did it again *

* I [bleep]
with your [bleep] *

- All right.
Here we go.

Miz.

- * Oops, I did it again *

* I played with your heart *

* Got lost in the game *

- Oh, yes!
- * Oh, baby, baby *

* Oops, I-- *
- That is correct.

- Boom. You thought you had
a voice, huh?

- You ready?
All right.

All right.
- You thought you had a voice.

- All right, it is the last
question of Bop Quiz.

So let's bump it
up to 5,000 points.

- Whoa.

- All right.
- Pressure's on.

- We got to get this.

- You'll have to
fill in three bleeps.

- Oh, man.
- Three.

- Three?

- * You know I wish
that I [bleep] Jessie's girl *

* I wish that I [bleep]
Jessie's girl *

* Where can I [bleep]
a woman like that *

- All right.
Bashir, Diallo.

- * You know I wish
that I had Jessie's girl *

* You know I wish that
I had Jessie's girl *

[vocalizing]

Where can I get a wo--
[laughter]

- No.
- Whoa. Oh.

Yes. Yes.

- Alexa.

Go.
Alexa, go.

- Good. Good.

Go, go, go, go.
- Alexa, go. Go.

- * You know I wish
that I had Jessie's girl *

[vocalizes] * I wish that
I had Jessie's girl *

[vocalizes]

both: * Where can I find
a woman like that? *

- They're correct.
[cheers and applause]

That's what I'm talking
about right there.

Oh, my goodness.
That is the end of this game.

Congratulations.
You survived Bop Quiz.

But we're just getting
started tonight.

More "That's My Jam"
coming up after this.

- Oh, you were so confident.

- I thought it was
"Jess's Girl."

- So confident.
Let's go.

[cheers and applause]

- * Where can I [bleep]
a woman like that? *

* *

.

- * That's my jam,
That's my jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

We're about to play a game
called Get Outta My Face.

- * Get outta my face *

* Get outta my face *

- All right.
Here's how it works.

On your turn, you're
going to stick your head

into the TV set over there.

And we're going
to magically move

your eyes and mouth onto a
photo of a famous musician.

Then you have to give
your partner clues

to get them
to guess that artist.

You'll have 90 seconds to
get as many right as you can.

Each picture is
worth 1,000 points.

- Let's go.
- Yes.

- Bashir and Diallo, who's
going to give the clues?

Who's going to guess?

- I'm going to give the clues.
- All right.

You're going to give the clues.
- I'm going to give them.

- All right, so, Diallo,
you can take a seat

in that grandpa
chair over there.

And, Bashir, stick your
head through that TV set.

And we'll hang here.
- We got this. We got this.

[laughter]

- A lot of strange things
going on in here, man.

- Jimmy, are these actually
pictures of your family?

- That's actually pictures--
- These are the real picture.

- That's pictures
of me as a child, yeah.

- That is amazing.

- Yes.
- That is amazing.

- Okay. Let's get 90 seconds
on the clock.

Here comes the first picture.

[cheers and applause]

[clock ticking]
- Okay.

She's in Young Money.

She rapped on "Monster."
- Nicki Minaj.

- Yep.

She had a variety show
with Sonny Bono.

- Cher.
- Yeah.

- Oh, it's a Korean boy band,

the biggest one there is.
- BTS.

- Let's go.

He's from your hometown.

He sang about Cadillac grills.

He sang "Upside Down."

- Oh, Ludacris.
- Yeah.

- I would not have gotten
any of these so far.

- She's the best in the game.
She's got green and black hair.

She's too young.

- Oh, Billie Eilish?
- That's it.

[cheers and applause]

It's three of them.
They're not Hanson.

They're the cooler version.
- Run-DMC.

- No, no, I love Hanson.
You guys are great.

One of them is married
to Priyanka Chopra.

- Jonas Brothers.
- Yes.

Who's the other
person in the song "WAP?"

It's Cardi B and...
- Oh, oh, Megan Thee Stallion.

- Let's go.

Okay. Yes.

She is named after
the color of her hair.

She's a singer.
[timer beeps]

- P!nk.
- Yeah.

[buzzer]
Oh, no, all right.

- Oh, my God.
- Yo.

That's what I'm talking about.

You crushed it, man.
You crushed it, buddy.

- They did really well.
- Now we're tied.

- Like, really well.

- You know how to
do it right there.

That was amazing.

- I feel like I just
got a smack-down on me.

That was amazing.
- What, what?

- That was really good.
- That was amazing.

- That was incredible.
- Let's go.

- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

- That was intimidating.

- That was really intimidating.
- Yeah, they got--

- Oh, no.
- I put my head down.

And I was trying to do it.

And I may have gotten three.
- Yeah.

- We can do this.

You can do this easy.
- Yeah.

- Who's going to give
the clues,

and who's going to guess,
do you think?

- Well, I want to put
my face in the TV.

- All right.
That's what I'm talking about.

I love it.
All right. Perfect.

Miz, go ahead and take
a seat in the grandpa chair.

[cheers and applause]
Oh, my gosh.

You looks perfect.

- I feel like
I look really good.

- You really do.

Can we got 90 seconds
on the clock?

Get ready to face the music.

Go.
[clock ticking]

- Come on!
- Oh, her dad is Billy Ray.

- Miley Cyrus.
- Yes.

- Yes!

- Oh, he sings "Grenade."

- Oh, Bruno Mars.
- Yes.

- Yes!

- Yeah.

- Oh, heck, yeah.

Country artist,
won "American Idol."

She has her own talk show.
- Clay Aiken.

- She sings "Stronger."

- Oh, Kelly Clarkson!

- Oh, sings "Lollipop," rapper.

- Lil Wayne.
- Yes.

Sings "Driver's License,"
was on "Bizaardvark"

on Disney Channel.

- I got nothing on that.

- Sings also "Deja Vu."

- Doja Cat?

- Pass, pass, pass.

Oh, heck, yeah.

Tenacious D.

- Oh, Jack Black.
- Yes.

Oh, heck, yeah.

UK girl group,
iconic in the '90s.

- Oh, Spice Girls.
- Yes.

- You almost got this.

Go.
- Queen.

Lead singer of Queen.

- Oh! You got
to be kidding me.

- Also a scientific element.

- Nice.

- His last name.
Lead singer of Queen.

- Oh--
- Come on.

You got this.
- Pass, pass.

- Pass.

- Oh.
So close.

You were great.
- How did I not know that?

- Come here.
You were great.

- That was good.
That was good, yeah.

- Oh, my God.
- That was amazing.

- Freddie Mercury.

- You were amazing.
Oh, my God.

- Freddie Mercury.
Freddie Mercury.

- Freddie Mercury.
- Freddie Mercury.

- You got it, finally.
- You got to be kidding me.

- There's more "That's My Jam"
when we come back.

[cheers and applause]

- That was really good.
- I had fun.

I really liked that.

- I loved "scientific element."
That was-- [laughs]

- We're about to play
Wheel of Impossible.

- * In the sha-ha,
sha-la-la-la-low *

- It's Slay It, Don't Spray It.

- * That lady's
stacked, and that's a fact *

* Ain't holding nothing back *

[cheers and applause]
- It's very refreshing.

.

- * That's my jam *

* That's my, that's my *
- * That's my jam *

Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

We're about to play Wheel
of Impossible Karaoke.

[cheers and applause]

Oh.

Oh!
That's what I'm talking about.

- No!
- Yes!

- No!

- [laughs]
There you go right there.

Here's how it works.

You're going to take turns
pulling this mic to activate

the wheel, which will land on
one of many different

singing challenges.

There's 50,000
points on the line.

And the winner will be chosen
by our good friend,

The Doom Box.

Doom Box, how are
you feeling tonight?

- [distorted voice] I'm amped
up and ready to go.

Let's see these
stars put on a show.

Doom shakalaka.

- Thank you, Doom Box.

Diallo, you're up first, buddy.

Diallo, come on.
All right.

Pull the mic, and
spin the wheel.

Let's see what you'll be
playing tonight, buddy.

Good luck.

[beeping]

Opposites Attract.

Okay.

- * This is the game
where opposites attract *

- All right. For this
challenge, you're going

to get two songs with opposite
words in their titles.

You're going to have to
sing the lyrics of one song

over the music of
the other song.

Let's see what you get.

[beeping]

- Oh, my goodness.

- "Drop It Like It's Hot."
I saw that floating around.

"Pick Up The Pieces."
[scatting]

All right.
- Oh, man.

- Do you think you
can make this work?

You know music.
You can make this work.

- [imitates Snoop Dogg]
I sure can, lo.

- Now, come on, lo.

All right.
Go over there.

Take your spot.
- All right.

All right.
- I believe in you.

- Wow.

- Ben, whenever you're
ready, go for it.

- Let's go, D.
- All right.

- * Oooh *

* Wee! *

* Hey, oh *

- You got it.
- Here we go.

* When the
pimp's in the crib, ma *

* Drop it like it's hot,
drop it like it's hot *

* Drop it like it's hot, when
the people get at you *

* Park it like it's hot,
park it like it's hot *

* Park it like it's hot, and if
the people get an attitude *

* Pop it like it's hot,
pop it like it's hot *

* Pop it like it's hot *

* I got the Rollie on my arm,
and I'm pouring Chandon *

* And I roll the best what
'cause I got it going on *

* I'm a nice dude
with some nice dreams *

* See these ice cubes?
See these ice creams? *

* Eligible bachelor,
million-dollar boat *

* That's whiter than what's
spilling down, what *

[laughter]

One, two, three, get it.

* The phantom, exterior
like fish eggs *

* The interior like--
wrist red *

* I could exercise you *

* This could be your phys ed *

* Cheat on your man *

* Now, that's how
you get a-hizz-ed *

* Killer with the beat *

* I know killers in the
street with the steel *

* To make you feel like
chinchilla in the heat *

* So don't try to
run up on my ear *

* Talking all that raspy stuff,
trying to ask me stuff *

* When my people fill
your vest, they *

ain't going to pass me stuff.
- How'd he do it?

- Are you kidding me?
- How did he do that?

- I don't know.
- Are you kidding me?

- * Matter of fact,
you should take four, B *

* And think before you
mess with skateboard P *

- That's it, brother.

- Oh, no.

- Snoop D-O-double-G.

- Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

- It's over.
- Come on.

You got to admit it.
It's over!

Bashir says it's over.
- It's over.

I ain't even got to go.
It's over.

- All right, The Miz--
- I would like not to go.

It's over.
- No, no.

- Yes, you have to follow--
- No.

- You have to follow that.
- No.

- Yes, you do.
You have to.

- Are you kidding me?
- You have to follow it.

You can do it.
Come on.

- You got this.
- You can do it.

I know.
That's insane.

- I quit.
- That was insane.

- I quit.
You guys win.

- That was insane.

- Come on. It's for the kids.
- All right.

Let's see what you're going
to be playing, bud.

[beeping]

Oh, ooh, Baby Got Backup.

Here we go.
- I got backup.

- * Baby got *

* Baby got *

* Baby got *

* Baby got backup *

- All right, now here's
the deal, you guys.

Usher was supposed
to be here tonight.

And it was going to
be a big performance

with costumes, backup dancers,
props, everything.

Unfortunately, his
flight was delayed.

So you're filling
in for him tonight.

You're going to have to
do your best to lip-synch

and keep up
with the choreography

and everything
that he had planned.

Let's see which
one of his songs

you'll be performing tonight.

[beeping]

"DJ Got Us Falling In Love."

- You got this.
- This is for you.

This is for you.
- Thank you, Jimmy.

- Oh, you're so welcome.
This is a gift.

- Oh, thank you.

- This is a gift for you.
- Great.

Okay.
- We have dancers coming out.

- Oh, amazing.
- Okay?

Good luck.
Go take your mark.

- Wait.
He gets dancers?

- What's up, everyone?
- And lip-synching.

- All right.
I feel it. All right.

- Okay.
Good luck.

We're all counting on you,
because we really

wish that Usher was here,
but you are Usher.

- Okay, I'm Usher.
- Thank you.

Thank you, Usher.
- I'm Usher.

Yeah?
All right.

- Ladies and gentlemen, Usher!
[cheers and applause]

["DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love"
plays]

- * Usher *

- * Yeah, man *

* So we back in the
club, with our bodies *

* Rocking from side to side *

* Side, side to side *

* Thank God the week is done *

* I feel like a zombie
going back to life *

* Back, back to life *

* Hands up *

* Yeah, suddenly, we
all got our hands up *

* No control of my body *

* Ain't I seen you before? *

* Think I remember those
eyes, eyes, eyes *

* Eyes, eyes, eyes *

* Because, baby, tonight the DJ
got us falling in love again *

- Come on.
That's commitment, dude.

- * And, baby, tonight the DJ
got us falling in love again *

* So dance, dance like
it's the last, last night *

* Of your life, life *

* Go on, get you right *

* Because, baby, tonight,
the DJ got us falling-- *

- I don't know how he does it.
- He's killing it.

[cheers and applause]

* *

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah!

- I didn't get pyro.

- Ladies and gentlemen, Usher!

[cheers and applause]
I mean--I mean The Miz.

- Thank you.
Thank you.

- We got more
performances coming up.

"That's My Jam"
will be right back.

Stick around, everybody.

Yeah, that was awesome.

That was awesome.

.

- * That's my jam *

* That's my, that's my jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

We're facing off in the
Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.

Alexa, you're up next.
- Oh, boy.

- Give the wheel a spin.
Let's see what you're doing.

- You got this.

- All right.
- I know you got this. Come on.

[cheers and applause]

I have faith in you, pal.
Come on. You got this.

[beeping]
Whatever it is, you got it.

- Thank you. I appreciate it.

Oh, gosh. All right.
- Oh, this is fun.

- Oh!
- Magic Mic.

This is great.
- Great.

- * Ooh, you
got the chance tonight *

* To see
those changing lights *

* With Magic Mic *

- Okay, this is a fun one.

In front of you
will be six microphones.

Okay?
- Yep.

- Every time one lights up,

you have to sing into that mic.

Your voice may change,
so try to keep up.

All right, Alexa.
- Great.

- It will. Let's see which song
you'll be performing.

[beeping]

Oh. Oh!

They're back.

Blink-182,
"All The Small Things."

Do you know this one?
- Yes, I do.

- Oh, perfect.
- Sure do.

- Let's take your position,

and then we'll see what mic
you'll be singing.

Get ready.
- All right.

- Alexa Bliss, here
comes the music.

["All the Small Things" plays]

- That mic.
That mic.

That mic.

- * All the small things *

* Truth care, truth brings *

[deep voice]
* I'll take one lift *

* Your ride, best trip *

[high-pitched voice]
* Always, I know *

* You'll be at my show *

[distorted voice] * Watching,
waiting, commiserating *

[normal voice]
* Say it ain't so *

* I will not go *

* Turn the lights off *

* Carry me home *

[high-pitched vocalizing]

* *

[distorted voice]
* Say ain't so *

* I will not go *

* Turn the lights off *

* Carry me home *

[high-pitched voice]
* Keep your head still *

* I'll be your thrill *

* The night will go on *

[deep voice] * The night will
go on, my little windmill *

- All right. That was--

[cheers and applause]

- Come on.
That's a pro right there.

That's what I'm talking about.
Alexa Bliss.

- Good job.
- You are a pro.

- You crushed it.
- You crushed that.

- Good job.

- Bashir, you are up.

Come pull the mic.
Let's see what you get.

- Yes.
- Come on, bro.

- It all comes
down to this, man.

- 50,000 on the line.
- You did. 50,000.

- We need this win, man.
- 50,000 piz-moints.

[cheers and applause]

[beeping]

- Barry-Oke.
- That is--

- Oh.

- [laughs] Wow.

[disco music]

- * Barry-oke *

- All right, now, this is going
to test your vocal range.

When you see Barry Gibb,
you'll sing as high as you can.

- [high-pitched voice]
* High *

- Whoa.
- Oh.

- And when you see
Barry White,

you'll sing as low
as you can go.

- [deep voice]
* Low, low, low, low, low *

- Wow.

- Let's see...
What song will it be?

[beeping]

Oh.

You got a duet.
- Let's go.

- You got to a duet.

You're going
to sing "Shallow"

by Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper.

Bashir Salahuddin,
whenever you're ready,

go over there
and take it away, man.

- He was born ready.
- He was.

- [laughs]
- Wow. Yeah.

You see, he's feeling it.
[cheers and applause]

["Shallow" plays]

- [high-pitched
and deep vocalizing]

[deep voice]
* Tell me something, boy *

[high-pitched voice]
* Aren't you tired *

* Of trying to fill
that void? *

[deep voice]
* Or do you need more? *

* *

[high-pitched voice] * Ain't it
hard keeping it so hard core? *

* I'm... *

[deep voice]
* Falling *

[laughter]

* In all the good times *

[high-pitched voice]
* I find myself longing *

[deep voice]
* For *

[high-pitched voice]
* Change *

- Whoa!

* And in the *

[deep voice]
* Bad times *

[high-pitched voice]
* I fear myself *

* I'm off the *

[deep and high-pitched voice]
* Deep end *

[deep voice]
* Watch as I *

[high-pitched voice]
* Dive in *

* I'll never meet *

[deep voice]
* The ground *

[deep and high-pitched voice]
* Crash through the surface *

* Where they can't hurt us *

* We're far
from the shallow now *

- He's going to hurt himself.
[laughter]

* In the sha-ha, sha-ha-low *

* In the sha-ha,
sha-la-la-la-low *

* In the sha-ha, sha-ha-low *

* We're far *

* From the shallow now *

* Whoa, yeah *

- Oh!
- Whoa!

- A standing ovation!
- Wow.

- A standing ovation!

Gaga didn't get that
at the Academy Awards.

- Let's go!

- That's what I'm
talking about.

- The mic is off.
Let's go.

- All right.
- It's over. It's over.

- Everyone, everyone
delivered tonight.

But now we have to decide
who wins this round,

which means we have to go back
to our judge, The Doom Box.

I know this is
going to be tough.

But Doom Box, who's
it going to be,

Bashir and Diallo
or Alexa and The Miz?

- Well, Jimmy,
Bashir and Diallo

were a tough act to follow.

But Alexa and The Miz
really handled their biz.

So, Jam Band, can I get
a drumroll, please?

[drumroll,
cheers and applause]

The winner of this round is...

Bashir and Diallo.

- Oh! What?
[cheers and applause]

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

It's a tight game.

That's 50,000 points
for Bashir and Diallo.

But our next round
decides it all.

When we come back, we're
about to enter The Doom Box.

- [laughing evilly]

The fun is over.

Time to get in the box.

What's in the box...
- Oh, no.

- Boys and girls?
- Oh, no.

- What's in the box?

[laughing evilly]

- Right?
- That's incredible.

You basically built Soundwave
from the Transformers.

[laughs]

.

- * That's my, that's my,
that's my jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

We've had an
amazing game so far,

but it all comes down to this.

We are in The Doom Box.

Our next three songs will
decide tonight's champions.

It's time
for Slay It, Don't Spray It.

[upbeat music]

Here's how this works.

On your turn, you're going to
have to sing a well-known song

karaoke style.

You'll have the lyrics
in front of you.

But when the music drops out,

you're got to have to finish
the line from memory.

If you don't get the
lyrics exactly right,

those microphones will
spray you and your partner

in the face with water.

But if you can slay it and sing
all the words perfectly,

then your opponents
get drenched instead.

[cheers and applause]
- I like that.

- Each song is
worth 50,000 points.

Alexa, Miz,
your team is up first.

Let's see what song you get.

[beeping]

"Tik Tok" by Kesha.

All right.
Who knows the song better?

Wow.
Your hand went right up, Alexa.

Okay, good.

- [laughing] We're in trouble.
- All right.

Are you guys nervous?
- Very.

- Okay, perfect.
Here we go.

Whenever you're ready.

[Kesha's "Tik Tok" plays]

- * I'm talking
pedicure on our toes, toes *

* trying on all our clothes,
clothes *

* Boys blowing up
our phones, phones *

* Drop-topping, playing
our favorite CDs *

* Pulling up to the parties *

* Trying to get
a little bit tipsy *

* Don't stop *

* Make it rock *

* DJ, blow my speakers up *

- He knows what's coming.

- * Till we see the sunlight *

* Tick tock on the clock, but
the party don't stop, no *

[cheers and applause]

- Sorry, dudes.

I'm so-- [laughs]

- What--
- I'm sorry, dudes.

She nailed it.
- What the [bleep]?

- May we see that in
slow-motion, please?

- It's very refreshing, though.
- You don't have to watch this.

I don't know if you can
see through those glasses.

Boy, right there.
Perfect.

Bashir, Diallo,
it is your turn.

Let's see what song you get.

Here we go.
[beeping]

- You want to do it?
- No, I don't--

You want me to do it?
- Oh.

"Brick House."

- Hey, we should
know that, right?

- Come on.
- You can sing it.

- Oh, no, please.
- I think you know this one.

- You guys know "Brick House."
- Yeah, sure.

- Come on.

Okay.
Here comes the music.

Here we go.

[Commodores' "Brick House"
playing]

- * Ow,
she's a brick house *

- [vocalizes]

- * She's mighty, mighty *

* Just letting
it all hang out *

* Oh, she's a brick house *

* That lady's stacked,
and that's a fact *

* Ain't holding nothing back *

* She's a brick, brick house *

Already--mm-mm.

* Well put together,
everybody knows *

both:
* That's how the story goes *

[cheers and applause,
laughter]

- [laughing] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!
That's so mean.

- Got a lot in my mouth.

- Oh, that's 50,000 points for
your team.

Let's see that in slow motion.
Watch this one right here.

Oh, man.
[laughter]

[slowed]
I'm sorry.

That's so mean.

All right, guys.
- Whoo!

- It is time
for the final round.

Watch your heads because
we got the big mics

coming in right now.

- [distorted voice]
Microphone check.

It's about to get wet.
[laughing evilly]

- All right.
There you go.

All four of you are going
to take turns singing.

So pay attention.

This round is worth
200,000 points.

- Oh, boy.

- Whoever wins this
wins the whole thing.

[cheers and applause]

Let's see what
the final song is.

[beeping]

"Sweet Caroline"
by Neil Diamond.

- Ba, ba, ba.
[laughs]

- Oh, boy.
- Everyone knows that.

- No!

- Yes, everyone knows that.
- No!

- [laughing]
Yes, of course.

Here we go. Alexa, you're going
to start us off.

Let's start the jam.

[Neil Diamond's
"Sweet Caroline" plays]

- * Where it began *

- Yes

- * I can't
begin to knowing *

- Diallo.

- * But then I know
it's growing strong *

- Nice, Diallo.
Miz, you're up.

- * Was in the spring *

- Oh, beautiful.
[laughter]

- * And spring
became the summer *

- Bashir.

- * Who'd have believed
you'd come along? *

- Come on, Alexa.
You got this part.

- * Hands *

- Yes.

[laughter]

- * Touching hands *

- That's exactly right.
Diallo.

- * Reaching out *

- Oh, that's almost
like Neil Diamond.

- * Touching me *

both:
* Touching you *

- Miz, get ready!
Take us home on this!

- * Sweet Caroline *

all:
* Bah, bah, bah *

- * Good times
never seemed so good *

* So good, so good, So good *

* So good, so good *

- [slowed] No.

No.

- Oh, my God.

We have a winner.
- So good!

So good!

- Alexa and The Miz
are tonight's

"That's My Jam" champions.

- So good!
- Come on.

- So good!
- Yes.

- So good!
- So good!

- So good.
Congratu--

Lations.
Congratulations.

- Well played.
- Well played.

- Oh, man.
Oh, man.

You're all wet.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you all for watching.
We had some fun.

We raised a lot of money for
some great charities tonight.

Adam Blackstone
and the Jam Band,

please take us out.

We'll see you next time
on "That's My Jam."

[cheers and applause]
[laughing] Oh, my God.

[indistinct chatter]

- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *

* That's my, that's my jam *

* *