That's My Jam (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - Greatest Hits: Vol. 1 - full transcript
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[vocalizing]
- Whoo!
- Hey!
Hello, everybody!
[cheers and applause]
We've got an incredible show!
I'm so, so excited!
I'm Jimmy Fallon.
Welcome to "That's My Jam"!
- * I've been runnin'
through this strange life *
* Chasin' all them
green lights *
- Tonight we're looking back
at all of our favorite moments
from season one and two.
- * Firework *
- [vocalizing]
- Oh, my God!
Wow!
- We love you!
- All the incredible guests...
- What is this?
- All the wild games...
- "Don't Go Chasing
Waterfalls"!
- Come on now!
- She smashed Pete Davidson!
- Oh, Ariana Grande!
- What is happening?
[upbeat music]
- What kind of a show is this?
- [screaming]
- That's not in my contract!
- Just everyone stay
in their boxes!
We will count down some
of the most amazing
musical performances
you've ever seen on television.
- * It's getting hot in here *
- * My heart will go *
* O-o-on *
- Oh, my God!
- * And I *
* Will always love you *
- That is how you do it!
- Too much!
- Whoo!
It's so much fun!
- This is
"That's My Jam" Greatest Hits.
Our guests on this show
are so insanely talented,
when they do impressions,
sometimes,
you feel like that singer
is actually in the room.
Here are some
of the best performances
from Wheel
of Musical Impressions.
* *
- Top five performances.
- For this one,
you'll get an artist,
and then you have
to sing a song
while doing
an impression of them.
Let's see what you get.
"The Muffin Man" by Cher.
[laughs]
[playing Cher's "Believe"]
- * Oh, do you know *
* The muffin man *
* The muffin man,
the muffin man *
* That lives on Drury Lane,
oh *
* Oh, do you know
the muffin man *
* *
* Oh, do you know
the muffin man *
* The muffin man that
lives on Drury Lane, oh *
- Oh, my!
[cheers and applause]
- * You just gotta
ignite the light *
* And let it shine *
* Just own the night *
* Like the Fourth of July *
* 'Cause baby
you're a firework *
* Come on, show them
what you're worth *
* Make 'em go oh, oh, oh *
* As you shoot across
the sky, sky, sky *
* Baby, you're a firework *
* Come on,
let your colors burst *
* Make 'em go oh, oh, oh *
* Gonna leave 'em going
down, down, down
[cheers and applause]
Thank you!
Thank you, Los Angeles!
Good night!
- Oh, my God!
- My mind is blown.
- That is how you do it!
That's incredible!
- * Is this the real life? *
* Is this just a fantasy? *
* Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality *
* Open your eyes,
look up to the skies *
* And see,
I'm just a poor boy *
* I need no sympathy *
* Too late, my time is gone *
* Sends shivers down my spine,
body's aching all the time *
* Goodbye, everybody,
I gotta go *
* Gotta leave you all behind *
* And face the truth,
Mama, ooh *
* I see a little
silhouetto of a man *
* Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
will you do the fandango? *
* Thunderbolts and lightning,
very, very frightening me *
* Galileo, Figaro, magnifico *
* I'm just a poor boy,
nobody loves me *
* He's just a poor boy
from a poor family *
* Spare him his life
from this monstrosity *
* Spare him his life
from this monstrosity *
* Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go? *
* Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go? *
* No, no, no, no, no, no, no *
* Mamma mia, mamma mia,
mamma mia, let me go *
- * Now that she's back
in the atmosphere *
* With drops of Jupiter
in her hair *
* Oh *
* *
* She acts like summer
and walks like rain *
* Reminds me that there's
a time to change, oh *
- Amazing, right?
- It is.
- * Since the return
of her stay on the moon *
* She listens like spring,
and she talks like June *
- How the hell is he doing it?
- Get up!
* Tell me, did you
sail across the sun? *
* Did you make it
to the Milky Way
to see the lights all faded *
* And that heaven
is overrated? *
* Tell me, did Venus
ever blow your mind? *
* Was it everything
you wanted to find? *
* And did you miss me while you
were looking for yourself? *
Unh!
- Yo!
- Oh, my God!
- * Near, far,
wherever you are *
* I believe that
the heart goes on *
* Once more you open the door *
* And you're here in my heart *
* And my heart will go *
* On and on *
[rock music]
* My heart will go on *
- I don't know, I don't know.
- What?
- * My heart will go on,
my heart will go on *
* My heart will go *
* On *
* *
- Come on!
* *
All right!
You crushed it!
The ultimate judge
of musical taste on our show
is the one and only Doom Box.
Doom Box, what are some
of your favorite jams?
- Jimmy, I know people think
I'm all doom and gloom,
but there's one game
that always has me in tune.
Here are the greatest moments
from Perfect Mashup.
- All right,
here's how the game works.
The band is gonna
perform a mashup
of two songs whose titles
have one word in common.
Then you have to guess
the new combined song title.
All right, here we go.
* I'm bringing sexy back *
- OK, sexy, "Sexy back."
- * Them other boys
don't know how to act *
- * I'm too sexy for my shirt *
- * I think this is special
what's behind your back *
- Oh, we got it,
we got it, made it!
- "I'm Too Sexy Back."
I gotta give them points
for that.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
- * All right, stop *
- * Oh, baby, baby *
- * Collaborate and listen *
* Ice is back with
a brand-new invention *
* Something *
- * Oh, baby, baby *
- * Grabs ahold of me tightly *
* Flows like a harpoon
daily and nightly *
* Will it stop, yo *
- John and Kelly
have buzzed in!
Let's see what we got here.
"Ice Ice Baby One More Time,"
that's correct!
- Yeah!
- Blake typed this.
- "Hit Me Baby in the Face."
- "Hit Me Baby"--
[laughs]
- You are
the worst partner ever!
- What?
- No, no, hey!
- You wrote that!
- We just started,
we just started.
- Worst host, worst partner.
- Hey!
[laughter]
Wow.
- And worst crowd!
And worst crowd!
- What are you doing?
[soft music]
* Baby shark,
doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo *
* Baby shark,
doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo, *
* Baby shark,
doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo *
* Baby shark, doo doo *
- * 'Cause you'll always
be my baby shark *
[upbeat music]
- "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,"
"California Girls"
- * California girls
are unforgettable *
- "Just Wanna Have Fun."
- "California Girls
Just Wanna Have Fun."
- Uh-huh.
- Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Let me see what
you typed anyway.
Let's see what you typed.
You typed in--
- First of all, I just
wanna let you know--
- No, no first of all.
Come on.
- I just want
to let you guys know
there's an open bar
in the back, OK?
[laughter]
- Let's see what you typed.
"Girls Just Want to Have
Fun in Daisy Dukes."
[laughter]
That's good, that's close!
Let's keep this going.
We've got more amazing moments
from the number one best
selling compact disc
in the nation,
"That's My Jam" Greatest Hits
Volume One.
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- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- One of my favorite things
about the show
is hearing some of the greatest
songs of all time
in surprising new ways.
Here's one of the best
genre changing moments
from the last two seasons.
[upbeat music]
- Top five performances.
[cheers and applause]
- "The Golden Girls" theme,
"Thank You for Being a Friend,"
and classic rock.
You can do this!
- I do know that song.
- You know that song.
Blake,
hit your mark over there.
Here you go, Blake Shelton
singing "The Golden Girls."
- Let's get it, Blake.
- Classic rock.
* *
- Hey, that's not it!
- Kinda cool, I like it.
- * One, two, one *
* Thank you
for being a friend *
- Yeah!
- * Traveled down the road
and back again *
* Your heart is true *
* You're a pal
and a confidant *
- I feel like
you're singing to me!
I feel like--
- * If you threw a party *
* And invited
everyone you knew *
- * You would see the biggest
gift would be from me *
* And the card attached
would say *
* Thank you
for being a friend *
* Thank you
for being a friend *
- [laughing]
Oh, my gosh.
* *
Oh, that's Blake Shelton!
- Thank you!
"7 Rings" by Ariana Grande.
Adam, what do you think?
You think you can do
a doo-wop version?
- Oh, we gonna make it
right for you, Kate.
- * Breakfast at Tiffany's *
* And bottles of bubbles *
* Girls with tattoos who
like getting into trouble *
* Lashes and diamonds
and ATM machines *
- * Money machine *
- * I buy myself all
of my favorite things *
* You like my hair *
* Gee, thanks,
I just bought it *
* I see it, I like it *
* I want it, I got it *
* Seven rings *
* Seven rings, seven rings *
[cheers and applause]
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God, it's brilliant!
- Oh, my God.
- That's brilliant.
- Not the "Thong Song."
- Y'all serious?
- "Thong Song" as an opera.
- * She had *
* Dumps like a truck,
truck, truck *
* Thighs like what,
what, what *
* All night long *
[soft music]
* Let me see *
* That thong *
- Oh, my God,
it's a thong slipper!
- * That thong,
th-thong thong thong *
* Oh *
- That's amazing!
- * Girl, I know you want *
* To show *
[cheers and applause]
* That thong *
- What? What?
- So you have to sing
"Hot in Herre" by Nelly,
but in a country rock version.
- * Wanna a little
bit of uh, uh *
* With a little bit of uh, uh *
* Need a little bit of uh-uh *
* With a sprinkle little
uh-uh *
* I was like, no deceiving *
* Nothing up my sleeve,
and no teasing *
* I need you to get up
up on the dance floor *
* Give that man
what he askin' for *
* It's getting hot in here *
* So take off all
your clothes *
* I am getting so hot *
* I wanna take my clothes *
Sing it with me!
* It's getting hot in here *
* So take off
all your clothes *
* I am getting so *
* I wanna take my clothes off *
[cheers and applause]
- Come on!
- * You think
you left me broken down *
* Think that I'll
come running back *
* But, baby,
you don't know me *
* 'Cause you're dead wrong *
* What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger *
* Stand a little taller *
* Doesn't mean I'm lonely *
* When I'm alone *
* What doesn't kill you
makes a fighter *
* Footsteps even lighter *
* Doesn't mean I'm over *
* Me, myself *
* And I *
- * I *
- * Yeah *
* Yeah *
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
- You know, you can't
take the church out of me.
- Wow, wow, wow!
Our stage
has been graced by some
of the greatest vocalists
of our time.
It turns out some of them
are pretty good dancers too.
- Three, two, one.
- * D-d-d-dance,
I'm gonna dance, bruh *
* D-d-d-dance,
I'm gonna dance *
* D-d-d-dance,
I'm gonna dance, yo *
* D-d-d-dance *
* Never gonna
not dance again *
* I'm never gonna
not dance again *
- I don't know
what you're doing!
- * I just wanna pop
and lock to my records *
* There go all of my clothes *
* Never gonna
not dance again *
- Oh, yeah, come over!
- You guys all have the moves.
- Oh, oh!
- That's how you do it!
[cheers and applause]
He's so good!
- * Never gonna
not dance again *
- * Let the music play
till the end *
- * Let it play *
- Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
You are a superstar!
- [screaming]
- * So let the music play
till the end
- [shrieks]
I started dancing,
and I forgot!
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- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- We've had some incredible
team pairings on the show,
two people who don't know each
other when they walk in,
and at the end,
they're basically best friends.
Here are some of our
greatest teamwork moments.
- Oh, she's Texan.
She's a rapper.
She's--
- Megan Thee Stallion.
- Yes!
- Wow!
- We love you!
- All right, oh,
she's got short hair.
- Pink!
- Yes!
- Wow!
She's got short hair!
- Uh, pass.
Pass.
Oh, no, oh, no, pass.
Oh, my God!
- I'm--what am I?
What is my sexuality?
I'm a little--
- Lesbian?
- Yes, but I'm--
- OK, gay?
- But I'm gay, I'm gay, OK.
- Gay--ah!
- The correct answer
was Marvin Lesbian.
[laughter]
- He looks like a leprechaun.
He's from England, kind of--
- Oh, Ed Sheeran!
- Yes!
- Bread, cake.
- I don't feel nothing.
- Cake.
[laughter]
- You gotta reach in further.
- There's nothing in there.
[laughter]
- It's moving!
Oh, is that your hand?
[laughter]
- You gotta look
at the song, man.
- You're doing great.
[laughter]
[playing trombone]
[laughter]
- * Jacuzzi *
- "Ironic."
- Yes!
Wow, what?
- Wow!
That was the fastest!
Jason, you're up.
[laughter]
- OK, I'll sing, and you guess.
- * Woof, woof,
woof-woof-woof, woof *
* Woof-woof-woof, woof *
- * Hey now,
you're a rock star *
[singing gibberish]
That's it.
- Yeah, that's it.
[laughter]
- * Bleep blorp,
bleep bleep blorp *
* Bleep blorp *
* Bleep bleep blorp, bla bla
bleep blorp bleep blorp *
* Bla bla bla bleep, bla
bla bla bleep blorp *
Where you saying I'm at?
Like, bleep blorp.
[laughter]
- Oh, [bleep].
[laughter]
- Our guests always have fun,
and that's just a fact.
And it gets even better
with Opposites Attract.
[cheering]
Top five Performances.
- Now, for this challenge,
you're gonna get
two songs with opposite words
in their titles.
You have to sing the
lyrics of one of the songs
over the music of another song.
Let's see what song you get.
[trilling]
All right.
- You're gonna be singing
the lyrics of "Yeah!"
OK, to the tune of "No Tears
Left to Cry," Ariana Grande.
You know "Yeah!"?
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- Well, yeah.
- * I said yeah *
* Shawty got down low,
said come get me *
* Yeah, I got so caught up,
forgot she told me *
* Her and my girl was
the best of homies *
* Next thing I knew,
she was all up on me *
* Screaming
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
- Oh, my goodness!
- * Rah rah, ah-ah-ah *
* Roma, roma-ma *
* Gaga, ooh-la-la *
* I want your ugly,
I want your disease *
* I want your everything
as long as it's free *
* I want your love,
love, love, love *
* I want your love *
* I want your love
and I want your revenge *
* You and me could
write a bad romance
- * Hey, hey, hey, hey *
* Yeah, I'm sorry,
can't drive a Ferrari *
* But that don't mean
I can't get you there *
* I guess he's an Xbox *
* And I'm more of an Atari *
* But the way you play
your game ain't fair *
* I see you driving 'round town
with a girl I love *
* And I'm like, forget you *
* I guess the change
in my pocket wasn't enough
- "Hotline Bling" by Drake.
- All right, I got this.
- To the music of Foreigner,
"Cold as Ice"!
- * And I know when
that hotline bling *
* That can only mean
one thing *
* Ever since I left the city *
* You got a reputation
for yourself now *
* Everybody knows,
and I feel left out *
* Girl, you got me down,
you got me stressed out *
* 'Cause ever since
I left the city *
* You started wearing less
and going out more *
* Glasses of champagne
out on the dance floor *
* Hanging with some girls
I've never seen before *
* Yeah *
* *
- * Don't show up,
don't come out *
* Don't start caring
about me now *
* Walk away, you know how *
* Don't start caring
about me now *
* Don't stop believing *
- I know that's right, girl!
- * Hold on to that feeling *
* Streetlights, people *
* Oh *
- Keke!
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh, my God!
Standing ovation, come on now!
- Mine was better, right?
- We'll be right back with more
of our favorite performances
after this.
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- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- We added a new family member
this season, the Doom Boy.
Doom Boy, what do
you want to see next?
- Well, Jimmy,
there's one game
that always makes
my meter spike.
Here are the greatest moments
from Launch the Mic.
[Cheers and applause]
- Welcome to the launch zone!
Now, for this game, we're
gonna play you a popular song.
When you think you know it,
stomp on your foot pedal
to launch your mic
into the air like this.
Catch the mic.
- Oh.
- The band will be
playing these songs
one instrument at a time.
When you think you know it,
get ready to launch that mic.
[guitar music]
* *
* It's late--
it's late in the evening *
Ed Sheeran.
- It's not the right song,
but I just want to--
I like hearing you sing.
Who buzzed in next?
But thank you--no, hey, hey!
All right, anyone can buzz in.
- [squeals]
- Yes, catch it, oh!
[cheering]
And do you know the song?
- No, I just wanted to see
if I could catch the mic.
- Oh, my God.
* *
- Go, go, go!
You know it!
- [clears throat]
"Toxic"?
- Oh, my gosh!
Taika with the Britney Spears!
- * I'm on a ride *
- Taika Waititi!
all: * You're toxic,
I'm slipping under *
- We're only gonna play you
one second of a song.
- * You *
- Whoo!
Come on, Jason!
Come on, Jason, come on!
- "Crank That," Soulja Boy!
- * Soulja Boy off in it, oh *
* Watch me crank me it,
watch me roll *
- I finally got one!
- That's how you do it
right there, you got one.
That's how you do it
right there!
We're only gonna
play a quarter
of a second of the song.
[laughter]
- * Big butts *
[audience exclaiming]
- Uh, Sir Smoke-a-Lot
or Sir Mix-a-Lot.
[laughter]
- [shrieks]
- Go go go go!
- "Baby Got Back"!
- Yes!
Alessia got it!
- * Shake it, shake it *
- * Shake it,
shake that healthy butt *
- She stole it from you!
The steal!
- Whoo!
- We're gonna play you
a popular song
in the style
of a '90s ringtone.
[upbeat music]
- Oh!
* A-jitterbug *
- Yes, but what's
the name of the song?
- What was the name of the--
it's not "Jitterbug"?
The name of the song
isn't "Jitterbug"?
[laughter]
- The name of the song
is not "Jitterbug."
- [singing indistinctly]
Wake me up before--
"Wake Me Up" by Wham!
Yeah, "Wake Me Up."
- Yeah, we'll take it.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."
Oh, my God, no, you can't--
You've can't step on it
as you're going back.
Yeah, be very careful.
These are dangerous,
these are dangerous.
These are 50 pounds each,
by the way.
They're very dangerous.
The band will play a popular
song on toy instruments.
[upbeat music]
* *
- * Fill me up,
buttercup, baby *
* Won't you let me down *
- All right, we're gonna give--
judges, we're gonna
give her this.
It's "Build Me Up."
That's good.
- Build me up, build me up.
We'll give you a point.
That's exactly right.
- It's for a good cause, Jimmy.
- * I love you still *
all: * I need you, I need you *
* More than anyone, darling *
* You know
that I have from the start *
* So build me up, buttercup *
* Don't break my heart *
- Very nice right there.
That's good.
Don't break that heart.
One of the things
we love about "That's My Jam"
are all the unexpected
performances.
We have dramatic actors
singing nonsense songs.
We have singers rapping
and rappers singing.
You never know what's gonna
happen on this stage.
[cheers and applause]
- Top five.
- OK, you got Barry-oke.
No, look,
you'll like this one.
When you see Barry Gibb--
- Yeah.
- You're gonna sing
as high as you can.
And when you see Barry White--
- Yeah, that's a--
- You sing as low
as you can go.
- That's a low singer.
- Yes!
Magic Mic!
- Is it the show?
- No, no,
I'm not stripping, I promise.
This is--
- They're gonna strip for you!
- In front of you
will be six microphones.
Every time one lights up,
you have to sing into that mic.
Your voice may change.
- OK.
* Here's the thing,
we started out friends *
* It was cool,
but it was all pretend *
[low pitch]
* Yeah, yeah *
* Since you've been gone *
- That's amazing.
- [distorted voice]
* Since you been gone *
* I can breathe
for the first time *
[high pitch]
* I'm so moving on *
* Yeah, yeah *
[low pitch]
* Thanks to you *
* Now I get what I want *
* *
* Since you been gone *
- OK, you've got
Nonsense Karaoke.
You're gonna have
to sing a well-known song,
but the lyrics have been
replaced with total nonsense.
- No, no, Jimmy.
- You know the tune.
You know the tune of this.
- I do.
- The words are
totally different.
- Come on now!
- You guys are gonna sing
the first part, right, Boo?
Background right?
Where's my background singer?
OK.
- Where's my background singer?
[laughter]
Whoo!
- Right here, right here.
[vocalizing]
[vocalizing]
- That is how you do it!
Patti LaBelle!
That was legendary.
Let's keep these going with
a few more "That's My Jam"
Greatest Hits.
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- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- This show can get
surprisingly intense.
People really lock in.
And when the clock's
ticking down,
you never know what these
guests might blurt out.
- [laughing]
- OK, all right,
here's how it works.
You're gonna go back and forth,
answering rapid-fire
trivia questions.
Which is not
a real Grammy category,
Best Polka Album
or Best Thong Song?
- Best Thong Song.
- That's correct.
Yes or no, the rapper Future
was actually born in the past.
- Yes.
- Who is Canadian,
Shania Twain or Sheryl Crow?
- Sheryl Crow.
- Nope.
- No.
- Shania Twain!
- That's--
[laughter]
- I answered it correctly!
- Who got a goat
for Christmas in 2011?
- Uh, Nelly.
- No, Kelly.
Who has more tattoos?
- Nelly.
- No, Kelly.
- No!
- Who was in
"From Justin to Kelly"?
- Kelly.
- That's correct.
- Who created Kelly-oke?
- Nelly.
- Nelly.
- Nope.
- No!
Who spells "herre"?
- Kelly--Nelly.
- No!
- Who once said she
likes to vacuum to relax?
- Whitney!
- That's correct.
Stop yelling at me.
Who worked
at a crawfish restaurant?
- Whitney!
[laughter]
- Whose favorite cereal
is Fruity Pebbles?
- Whitney!
- Britney!
- No!
Whose favorite hot dog
is the chili dog?
- Whitney!
- No!
[laughter]
It's Britney!
It's time
for Get Out of my Face!
Oh, Jay, looking good, bud.
- All the white people
are trying to save her.
- Britney!
[laughter]
- Last remaining Beatle.
- That's Ringo, Ringo Starr.
- And the other one?
- Paul McCartney.
- Yes.
- Huge country star,
she's blonde.
She was on "American Idol,"
gigantic,
biggest name in country.
- Oh, oh, Shania Twain.
- "Jesus, Take the Wheel,"
"Jesus, Take the Wheel."
- Queen, lead singer of Queen.
- Uh, uh, uh, oh!
You gotta be kidding me!
- Also a scientific element.
- Scientific element?
[laughter]
- We're about to play a game
called the Vinyl Countdown.
Here we go.
- Female, both rappers,
and you--
- TLC? No?
- You put them on food.
[laughter]
- Ketchup, mustard?
- No, no, you put it
on food like steak.
It's like when your dad eats,
and you think
he's gonna have a heart attack
because he puts too much.
- Aspirin?
[laughter]
- Uh, this is--
it's money.
- Don't show her!
- I'm not, but if I bend over,
you put the money--
- What is happening?
- It's five cents.
What is five cents?
- What are you talking about?
[laughter]
- What are you talking about?
You've lost your mind!
- It's Nickelback.
- Oh, my God!
Ten seconds, hurry up!
- Uh--
[buzzer]
- Aww! Sorry.
- That one wasn't even
ten seconds.
That was three seconds.
- No, I said ten seconds.
[laughs]
I meant to say two seconds.
- Oh, two seconds.
Yeah, yeah, two seconds.
- On this stage,
we bring together some
of the greatest entertainers
working today.
And when you get talent
like that facing off
head-to-head
against each other,
it takes things
to a whole new level.
Here are some of our favorite
medleys and showdowns.
- Top three performances.
- * Y'all gonna make
me lose my mind *
* Up in here, up in here *
* Y'all gonna make me
go all out *
* Up in here, up in here *
- * I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson *
- * Ooh *
- * I am for real *
* Never meant to make
your daughter cry *
* I apologize
a trillion times *
- * You can go your own way *
* Go your own way *
* You can call it
another lonely day *
* Hey, you can go
your own way *
* Go your own way *
- * We are never, ever,
ever getting back together *
* We are never, ever, ever
getting back together *
* You go talk to your friends *
* Talk to my friends,
talk to me *
* We're never
ever, ever, ever *
* Getting back together *
- * No matter what I do *
* All I think about is you *
* Even when I'm with my boo *
* You know I'm crazy over you *
- * Since you've been gone *
* I can breathe
for the first time *
* I'm so moving on,
yeah, yeah *
* Thanks to you *
* Now I get,
I get what I want *
* Since you been gone
- * Oh, oops, I did it again *
* I played with your heart *
* Got lost in the game *
* Oh, baby, baby *
- Yes!
- * Any man of mine *
* Better walk the line *
* Better show me a teasing,
squeezing *
* Pleasing kind of time *
- * Do you believe
in life after love *
* After love, after love,
after love *
* I can feel something
inside me say *
* I really don't think
you're strong enough, no *
- * It's not fair to deny me *
* Of the cross I bear
that you gave me *
* You, you, you oughta know *
* *
- * How will I know
if he's thinking of me *
Oh, my God.
* I try to phone,
but I'm too shy *
* Can't speak *
* Falling in love
is so bittersweet *
* This love is strong,
why do I feel weak? *
* Oh, baby *
- * Un-break my heart *
* Say you'll love me again *
* Undo this hurt you caused *
* When you walked
out the door *
* And walked out of my life *
* *
* Baby, baby,
if I see you like this *
* And when you see me
like that *
* This was all long ago *
* But it's all coming
back to me *
* Now *
* It's all coming back *
[as Céline Dion]
It's coming back to you, Jimmy.
It's coming back to us.
- * And I *
* Will always love you *
* I will always *
* Love you *
* I will always *
* Love *
both: * You *
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- That was unbelievable.
That was amazing!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Wow!
That was--I've never
seen something like that.
Unbelievable!
.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- At the end of every show,
there's only one way to settle
the score--
a good old fashioned sing-off
with giant microphones
that spray water in your face.
Enter the Doom Box.
- [cackling]
Here are the greatest moments
from Slay It Don't Spray It.
* I'm hot, thick, and sweet
from my head to my feet *
* Yeah *
- I hate the Hudsons!
I'm not a fan anymore!
- When the music drops out,
they'll have to finish
the line from memory.
- You suck!
- That's right, yes.
- * Break, break,
break, break, break *
- Oh, no, no!
- [laughs]
- Blake!
- Get ready now.
- What's the line?
- * This love is so
special and strong, oh *
[both screaming]
- It's just water!
- [screaming]
- You cannot wet
Black girls' hair!
You cannot wet
Black girls' hair.
That was not in my contract!
* And we'll make it I swear *
- Oh, my God,
that's it right there.
- * Whoa, living on a prayer *
- Ah, what?
- That was right!
- That's not true.
That's not correct!
That is unbelievable!
Let's not true.
That's wrong!
- I had that CD when I was 12!
I know the words!
- Boo!
- Oh, no, that was a mistake.
Doom Box made
a big mistake right there.
- Wait, so it was wrong?
What happened?
- He got the line!
He got it right!
Oh!
Sorry, guys, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry that happened to you!
I just want to get a slow mo
of Chance thinking he won
and then getting
zapped in the face.
Let me get a look at that.
- [singing in slow-motion]
- Ah, what?
- That was right!
I was right!
- What happened?
- Let's see what song you get.
"Never Gonna Give You Up"
by Rick Astley.
- What?
- Are you OK with this choice?
Uh, the thing is--
- OK, OK, OK, here we go.
- We are far too Black
to know the words to that song.
[laughter]
- * Never gonna tell a lie *
- Just squirt me!
- * And hurt you *
- Squirt me!
Go!
No, more!
More water, more water!
- [screaming]
[dramatic music]
* *
- [screams]
* *
- [in slow motion]
I'm not playing with y'all!
* Absolutely soaking wet *
Whoo!
* It's raining men,
hallelujah, it's raining men *
- [screaming]
- * It's raining men,
hallelujah *
* It's raining men *
- [bleep]
- [screaming]
- * It's raining men,
hallelujah *
- No way, no way, no way!
- * It's raining men,
hallelujah *
- I'm sorry!
- You said a little splash!
- I'm sorry!
- What was that?
- That's it
for our Greatest Hits.
Thank you all for joining us.
We had a blast making it.
We can't wait to see
what happens next season.
Hope to see you then
for more "That's My Jam."
Good night, everybody.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
* *
[vocalizing]
- Whoo!
- Hey!
Hello, everybody!
[cheers and applause]
We've got an incredible show!
I'm so, so excited!
I'm Jimmy Fallon.
Welcome to "That's My Jam"!
- * I've been runnin'
through this strange life *
* Chasin' all them
green lights *
- Tonight we're looking back
at all of our favorite moments
from season one and two.
- * Firework *
- [vocalizing]
- Oh, my God!
Wow!
- We love you!
- All the incredible guests...
- What is this?
- All the wild games...
- "Don't Go Chasing
Waterfalls"!
- Come on now!
- She smashed Pete Davidson!
- Oh, Ariana Grande!
- What is happening?
[upbeat music]
- What kind of a show is this?
- [screaming]
- That's not in my contract!
- Just everyone stay
in their boxes!
We will count down some
of the most amazing
musical performances
you've ever seen on television.
- * It's getting hot in here *
- * My heart will go *
* O-o-on *
- Oh, my God!
- * And I *
* Will always love you *
- That is how you do it!
- Too much!
- Whoo!
It's so much fun!
- This is
"That's My Jam" Greatest Hits.
Our guests on this show
are so insanely talented,
when they do impressions,
sometimes,
you feel like that singer
is actually in the room.
Here are some
of the best performances
from Wheel
of Musical Impressions.
* *
- Top five performances.
- For this one,
you'll get an artist,
and then you have
to sing a song
while doing
an impression of them.
Let's see what you get.
"The Muffin Man" by Cher.
[laughs]
[playing Cher's "Believe"]
- * Oh, do you know *
* The muffin man *
* The muffin man,
the muffin man *
* That lives on Drury Lane,
oh *
* Oh, do you know
the muffin man *
* *
* Oh, do you know
the muffin man *
* The muffin man that
lives on Drury Lane, oh *
- Oh, my!
[cheers and applause]
- * You just gotta
ignite the light *
* And let it shine *
* Just own the night *
* Like the Fourth of July *
* 'Cause baby
you're a firework *
* Come on, show them
what you're worth *
* Make 'em go oh, oh, oh *
* As you shoot across
the sky, sky, sky *
* Baby, you're a firework *
* Come on,
let your colors burst *
* Make 'em go oh, oh, oh *
* Gonna leave 'em going
down, down, down
[cheers and applause]
Thank you!
Thank you, Los Angeles!
Good night!
- Oh, my God!
- My mind is blown.
- That is how you do it!
That's incredible!
- * Is this the real life? *
* Is this just a fantasy? *
* Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality *
* Open your eyes,
look up to the skies *
* And see,
I'm just a poor boy *
* I need no sympathy *
* Too late, my time is gone *
* Sends shivers down my spine,
body's aching all the time *
* Goodbye, everybody,
I gotta go *
* Gotta leave you all behind *
* And face the truth,
Mama, ooh *
* I see a little
silhouetto of a man *
* Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
will you do the fandango? *
* Thunderbolts and lightning,
very, very frightening me *
* Galileo, Figaro, magnifico *
* I'm just a poor boy,
nobody loves me *
* He's just a poor boy
from a poor family *
* Spare him his life
from this monstrosity *
* Spare him his life
from this monstrosity *
* Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go? *
* Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go? *
* No, no, no, no, no, no, no *
* Mamma mia, mamma mia,
mamma mia, let me go *
- * Now that she's back
in the atmosphere *
* With drops of Jupiter
in her hair *
* Oh *
* *
* She acts like summer
and walks like rain *
* Reminds me that there's
a time to change, oh *
- Amazing, right?
- It is.
- * Since the return
of her stay on the moon *
* She listens like spring,
and she talks like June *
- How the hell is he doing it?
- Get up!
* Tell me, did you
sail across the sun? *
* Did you make it
to the Milky Way
to see the lights all faded *
* And that heaven
is overrated? *
* Tell me, did Venus
ever blow your mind? *
* Was it everything
you wanted to find? *
* And did you miss me while you
were looking for yourself? *
Unh!
- Yo!
- Oh, my God!
- * Near, far,
wherever you are *
* I believe that
the heart goes on *
* Once more you open the door *
* And you're here in my heart *
* And my heart will go *
* On and on *
[rock music]
* My heart will go on *
- I don't know, I don't know.
- What?
- * My heart will go on,
my heart will go on *
* My heart will go *
* On *
* *
- Come on!
* *
All right!
You crushed it!
The ultimate judge
of musical taste on our show
is the one and only Doom Box.
Doom Box, what are some
of your favorite jams?
- Jimmy, I know people think
I'm all doom and gloom,
but there's one game
that always has me in tune.
Here are the greatest moments
from Perfect Mashup.
- All right,
here's how the game works.
The band is gonna
perform a mashup
of two songs whose titles
have one word in common.
Then you have to guess
the new combined song title.
All right, here we go.
* I'm bringing sexy back *
- OK, sexy, "Sexy back."
- * Them other boys
don't know how to act *
- * I'm too sexy for my shirt *
- * I think this is special
what's behind your back *
- Oh, we got it,
we got it, made it!
- "I'm Too Sexy Back."
I gotta give them points
for that.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
- * All right, stop *
- * Oh, baby, baby *
- * Collaborate and listen *
* Ice is back with
a brand-new invention *
* Something *
- * Oh, baby, baby *
- * Grabs ahold of me tightly *
* Flows like a harpoon
daily and nightly *
* Will it stop, yo *
- John and Kelly
have buzzed in!
Let's see what we got here.
"Ice Ice Baby One More Time,"
that's correct!
- Yeah!
- Blake typed this.
- "Hit Me Baby in the Face."
- "Hit Me Baby"--
[laughs]
- You are
the worst partner ever!
- What?
- No, no, hey!
- You wrote that!
- We just started,
we just started.
- Worst host, worst partner.
- Hey!
[laughter]
Wow.
- And worst crowd!
And worst crowd!
- What are you doing?
[soft music]
* Baby shark,
doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo *
* Baby shark,
doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo, *
* Baby shark,
doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo *
* Baby shark, doo doo *
- * 'Cause you'll always
be my baby shark *
[upbeat music]
- "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,"
"California Girls"
- * California girls
are unforgettable *
- "Just Wanna Have Fun."
- "California Girls
Just Wanna Have Fun."
- Uh-huh.
- Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Let me see what
you typed anyway.
Let's see what you typed.
You typed in--
- First of all, I just
wanna let you know--
- No, no first of all.
Come on.
- I just want
to let you guys know
there's an open bar
in the back, OK?
[laughter]
- Let's see what you typed.
"Girls Just Want to Have
Fun in Daisy Dukes."
[laughter]
That's good, that's close!
Let's keep this going.
We've got more amazing moments
from the number one best
selling compact disc
in the nation,
"That's My Jam" Greatest Hits
Volume One.
.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- One of my favorite things
about the show
is hearing some of the greatest
songs of all time
in surprising new ways.
Here's one of the best
genre changing moments
from the last two seasons.
[upbeat music]
- Top five performances.
[cheers and applause]
- "The Golden Girls" theme,
"Thank You for Being a Friend,"
and classic rock.
You can do this!
- I do know that song.
- You know that song.
Blake,
hit your mark over there.
Here you go, Blake Shelton
singing "The Golden Girls."
- Let's get it, Blake.
- Classic rock.
* *
- Hey, that's not it!
- Kinda cool, I like it.
- * One, two, one *
* Thank you
for being a friend *
- Yeah!
- * Traveled down the road
and back again *
* Your heart is true *
* You're a pal
and a confidant *
- I feel like
you're singing to me!
I feel like--
- * If you threw a party *
* And invited
everyone you knew *
- * You would see the biggest
gift would be from me *
* And the card attached
would say *
* Thank you
for being a friend *
* Thank you
for being a friend *
- [laughing]
Oh, my gosh.
* *
Oh, that's Blake Shelton!
- Thank you!
"7 Rings" by Ariana Grande.
Adam, what do you think?
You think you can do
a doo-wop version?
- Oh, we gonna make it
right for you, Kate.
- * Breakfast at Tiffany's *
* And bottles of bubbles *
* Girls with tattoos who
like getting into trouble *
* Lashes and diamonds
and ATM machines *
- * Money machine *
- * I buy myself all
of my favorite things *
* You like my hair *
* Gee, thanks,
I just bought it *
* I see it, I like it *
* I want it, I got it *
* Seven rings *
* Seven rings, seven rings *
[cheers and applause]
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God, it's brilliant!
- Oh, my God.
- That's brilliant.
- Not the "Thong Song."
- Y'all serious?
- "Thong Song" as an opera.
- * She had *
* Dumps like a truck,
truck, truck *
* Thighs like what,
what, what *
* All night long *
[soft music]
* Let me see *
* That thong *
- Oh, my God,
it's a thong slipper!
- * That thong,
th-thong thong thong *
* Oh *
- That's amazing!
- * Girl, I know you want *
* To show *
[cheers and applause]
* That thong *
- What? What?
- So you have to sing
"Hot in Herre" by Nelly,
but in a country rock version.
- * Wanna a little
bit of uh, uh *
* With a little bit of uh, uh *
* Need a little bit of uh-uh *
* With a sprinkle little
uh-uh *
* I was like, no deceiving *
* Nothing up my sleeve,
and no teasing *
* I need you to get up
up on the dance floor *
* Give that man
what he askin' for *
* It's getting hot in here *
* So take off all
your clothes *
* I am getting so hot *
* I wanna take my clothes *
Sing it with me!
* It's getting hot in here *
* So take off
all your clothes *
* I am getting so *
* I wanna take my clothes off *
[cheers and applause]
- Come on!
- * You think
you left me broken down *
* Think that I'll
come running back *
* But, baby,
you don't know me *
* 'Cause you're dead wrong *
* What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger *
* Stand a little taller *
* Doesn't mean I'm lonely *
* When I'm alone *
* What doesn't kill you
makes a fighter *
* Footsteps even lighter *
* Doesn't mean I'm over *
* Me, myself *
* And I *
- * I *
- * Yeah *
* Yeah *
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
- You know, you can't
take the church out of me.
- Wow, wow, wow!
Our stage
has been graced by some
of the greatest vocalists
of our time.
It turns out some of them
are pretty good dancers too.
- Three, two, one.
- * D-d-d-dance,
I'm gonna dance, bruh *
* D-d-d-dance,
I'm gonna dance *
* D-d-d-dance,
I'm gonna dance, yo *
* D-d-d-dance *
* Never gonna
not dance again *
* I'm never gonna
not dance again *
- I don't know
what you're doing!
- * I just wanna pop
and lock to my records *
* There go all of my clothes *
* Never gonna
not dance again *
- Oh, yeah, come over!
- You guys all have the moves.
- Oh, oh!
- That's how you do it!
[cheers and applause]
He's so good!
- * Never gonna
not dance again *
- * Let the music play
till the end *
- * Let it play *
- Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
You are a superstar!
- [screaming]
- * So let the music play
till the end
- [shrieks]
I started dancing,
and I forgot!
.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- We've had some incredible
team pairings on the show,
two people who don't know each
other when they walk in,
and at the end,
they're basically best friends.
Here are some of our
greatest teamwork moments.
- Oh, she's Texan.
She's a rapper.
She's--
- Megan Thee Stallion.
- Yes!
- Wow!
- We love you!
- All right, oh,
she's got short hair.
- Pink!
- Yes!
- Wow!
She's got short hair!
- Uh, pass.
Pass.
Oh, no, oh, no, pass.
Oh, my God!
- I'm--what am I?
What is my sexuality?
I'm a little--
- Lesbian?
- Yes, but I'm--
- OK, gay?
- But I'm gay, I'm gay, OK.
- Gay--ah!
- The correct answer
was Marvin Lesbian.
[laughter]
- He looks like a leprechaun.
He's from England, kind of--
- Oh, Ed Sheeran!
- Yes!
- Bread, cake.
- I don't feel nothing.
- Cake.
[laughter]
- You gotta reach in further.
- There's nothing in there.
[laughter]
- It's moving!
Oh, is that your hand?
[laughter]
- You gotta look
at the song, man.
- You're doing great.
[laughter]
[playing trombone]
[laughter]
- * Jacuzzi *
- "Ironic."
- Yes!
Wow, what?
- Wow!
That was the fastest!
Jason, you're up.
[laughter]
- OK, I'll sing, and you guess.
- * Woof, woof,
woof-woof-woof, woof *
* Woof-woof-woof, woof *
- * Hey now,
you're a rock star *
[singing gibberish]
That's it.
- Yeah, that's it.
[laughter]
- * Bleep blorp,
bleep bleep blorp *
* Bleep blorp *
* Bleep bleep blorp, bla bla
bleep blorp bleep blorp *
* Bla bla bla bleep, bla
bla bla bleep blorp *
Where you saying I'm at?
Like, bleep blorp.
[laughter]
- Oh, [bleep].
[laughter]
- Our guests always have fun,
and that's just a fact.
And it gets even better
with Opposites Attract.
[cheering]
Top five Performances.
- Now, for this challenge,
you're gonna get
two songs with opposite words
in their titles.
You have to sing the
lyrics of one of the songs
over the music of another song.
Let's see what song you get.
[trilling]
All right.
- You're gonna be singing
the lyrics of "Yeah!"
OK, to the tune of "No Tears
Left to Cry," Ariana Grande.
You know "Yeah!"?
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- Well, yeah.
- * I said yeah *
* Shawty got down low,
said come get me *
* Yeah, I got so caught up,
forgot she told me *
* Her and my girl was
the best of homies *
* Next thing I knew,
she was all up on me *
* Screaming
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
- Oh, my goodness!
- * Rah rah, ah-ah-ah *
* Roma, roma-ma *
* Gaga, ooh-la-la *
* I want your ugly,
I want your disease *
* I want your everything
as long as it's free *
* I want your love,
love, love, love *
* I want your love *
* I want your love
and I want your revenge *
* You and me could
write a bad romance
- * Hey, hey, hey, hey *
* Yeah, I'm sorry,
can't drive a Ferrari *
* But that don't mean
I can't get you there *
* I guess he's an Xbox *
* And I'm more of an Atari *
* But the way you play
your game ain't fair *
* I see you driving 'round town
with a girl I love *
* And I'm like, forget you *
* I guess the change
in my pocket wasn't enough
- "Hotline Bling" by Drake.
- All right, I got this.
- To the music of Foreigner,
"Cold as Ice"!
- * And I know when
that hotline bling *
* That can only mean
one thing *
* Ever since I left the city *
* You got a reputation
for yourself now *
* Everybody knows,
and I feel left out *
* Girl, you got me down,
you got me stressed out *
* 'Cause ever since
I left the city *
* You started wearing less
and going out more *
* Glasses of champagne
out on the dance floor *
* Hanging with some girls
I've never seen before *
* Yeah *
* *
- * Don't show up,
don't come out *
* Don't start caring
about me now *
* Walk away, you know how *
* Don't start caring
about me now *
* Don't stop believing *
- I know that's right, girl!
- * Hold on to that feeling *
* Streetlights, people *
* Oh *
- Keke!
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh, my God!
Standing ovation, come on now!
- Mine was better, right?
- We'll be right back with more
of our favorite performances
after this.
.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- We added a new family member
this season, the Doom Boy.
Doom Boy, what do
you want to see next?
- Well, Jimmy,
there's one game
that always makes
my meter spike.
Here are the greatest moments
from Launch the Mic.
[Cheers and applause]
- Welcome to the launch zone!
Now, for this game, we're
gonna play you a popular song.
When you think you know it,
stomp on your foot pedal
to launch your mic
into the air like this.
Catch the mic.
- Oh.
- The band will be
playing these songs
one instrument at a time.
When you think you know it,
get ready to launch that mic.
[guitar music]
* *
* It's late--
it's late in the evening *
Ed Sheeran.
- It's not the right song,
but I just want to--
I like hearing you sing.
Who buzzed in next?
But thank you--no, hey, hey!
All right, anyone can buzz in.
- [squeals]
- Yes, catch it, oh!
[cheering]
And do you know the song?
- No, I just wanted to see
if I could catch the mic.
- Oh, my God.
* *
- Go, go, go!
You know it!
- [clears throat]
"Toxic"?
- Oh, my gosh!
Taika with the Britney Spears!
- * I'm on a ride *
- Taika Waititi!
all: * You're toxic,
I'm slipping under *
- We're only gonna play you
one second of a song.
- * You *
- Whoo!
Come on, Jason!
Come on, Jason, come on!
- "Crank That," Soulja Boy!
- * Soulja Boy off in it, oh *
* Watch me crank me it,
watch me roll *
- I finally got one!
- That's how you do it
right there, you got one.
That's how you do it
right there!
We're only gonna
play a quarter
of a second of the song.
[laughter]
- * Big butts *
[audience exclaiming]
- Uh, Sir Smoke-a-Lot
or Sir Mix-a-Lot.
[laughter]
- [shrieks]
- Go go go go!
- "Baby Got Back"!
- Yes!
Alessia got it!
- * Shake it, shake it *
- * Shake it,
shake that healthy butt *
- She stole it from you!
The steal!
- Whoo!
- We're gonna play you
a popular song
in the style
of a '90s ringtone.
[upbeat music]
- Oh!
* A-jitterbug *
- Yes, but what's
the name of the song?
- What was the name of the--
it's not "Jitterbug"?
The name of the song
isn't "Jitterbug"?
[laughter]
- The name of the song
is not "Jitterbug."
- [singing indistinctly]
Wake me up before--
"Wake Me Up" by Wham!
Yeah, "Wake Me Up."
- Yeah, we'll take it.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."
Oh, my God, no, you can't--
You've can't step on it
as you're going back.
Yeah, be very careful.
These are dangerous,
these are dangerous.
These are 50 pounds each,
by the way.
They're very dangerous.
The band will play a popular
song on toy instruments.
[upbeat music]
* *
- * Fill me up,
buttercup, baby *
* Won't you let me down *
- All right, we're gonna give--
judges, we're gonna
give her this.
It's "Build Me Up."
That's good.
- Build me up, build me up.
We'll give you a point.
That's exactly right.
- It's for a good cause, Jimmy.
- * I love you still *
all: * I need you, I need you *
* More than anyone, darling *
* You know
that I have from the start *
* So build me up, buttercup *
* Don't break my heart *
- Very nice right there.
That's good.
Don't break that heart.
One of the things
we love about "That's My Jam"
are all the unexpected
performances.
We have dramatic actors
singing nonsense songs.
We have singers rapping
and rappers singing.
You never know what's gonna
happen on this stage.
[cheers and applause]
- Top five.
- OK, you got Barry-oke.
No, look,
you'll like this one.
When you see Barry Gibb--
- Yeah.
- You're gonna sing
as high as you can.
And when you see Barry White--
- Yeah, that's a--
- You sing as low
as you can go.
- That's a low singer.
- Yes!
Magic Mic!
- Is it the show?
- No, no,
I'm not stripping, I promise.
This is--
- They're gonna strip for you!
- In front of you
will be six microphones.
Every time one lights up,
you have to sing into that mic.
Your voice may change.
- OK.
* Here's the thing,
we started out friends *
* It was cool,
but it was all pretend *
[low pitch]
* Yeah, yeah *
* Since you've been gone *
- That's amazing.
- [distorted voice]
* Since you been gone *
* I can breathe
for the first time *
[high pitch]
* I'm so moving on *
* Yeah, yeah *
[low pitch]
* Thanks to you *
* Now I get what I want *
* *
* Since you been gone *
- OK, you've got
Nonsense Karaoke.
You're gonna have
to sing a well-known song,
but the lyrics have been
replaced with total nonsense.
- No, no, Jimmy.
- You know the tune.
You know the tune of this.
- I do.
- The words are
totally different.
- Come on now!
- You guys are gonna sing
the first part, right, Boo?
Background right?
Where's my background singer?
OK.
- Where's my background singer?
[laughter]
Whoo!
- Right here, right here.
[vocalizing]
[vocalizing]
- That is how you do it!
Patti LaBelle!
That was legendary.
Let's keep these going with
a few more "That's My Jam"
Greatest Hits.
.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- This show can get
surprisingly intense.
People really lock in.
And when the clock's
ticking down,
you never know what these
guests might blurt out.
- [laughing]
- OK, all right,
here's how it works.
You're gonna go back and forth,
answering rapid-fire
trivia questions.
Which is not
a real Grammy category,
Best Polka Album
or Best Thong Song?
- Best Thong Song.
- That's correct.
Yes or no, the rapper Future
was actually born in the past.
- Yes.
- Who is Canadian,
Shania Twain or Sheryl Crow?
- Sheryl Crow.
- Nope.
- No.
- Shania Twain!
- That's--
[laughter]
- I answered it correctly!
- Who got a goat
for Christmas in 2011?
- Uh, Nelly.
- No, Kelly.
Who has more tattoos?
- Nelly.
- No, Kelly.
- No!
- Who was in
"From Justin to Kelly"?
- Kelly.
- That's correct.
- Who created Kelly-oke?
- Nelly.
- Nelly.
- Nope.
- No!
Who spells "herre"?
- Kelly--Nelly.
- No!
- Who once said she
likes to vacuum to relax?
- Whitney!
- That's correct.
Stop yelling at me.
Who worked
at a crawfish restaurant?
- Whitney!
[laughter]
- Whose favorite cereal
is Fruity Pebbles?
- Whitney!
- Britney!
- No!
Whose favorite hot dog
is the chili dog?
- Whitney!
- No!
[laughter]
It's Britney!
It's time
for Get Out of my Face!
Oh, Jay, looking good, bud.
- All the white people
are trying to save her.
- Britney!
[laughter]
- Last remaining Beatle.
- That's Ringo, Ringo Starr.
- And the other one?
- Paul McCartney.
- Yes.
- Huge country star,
she's blonde.
She was on "American Idol,"
gigantic,
biggest name in country.
- Oh, oh, Shania Twain.
- "Jesus, Take the Wheel,"
"Jesus, Take the Wheel."
- Queen, lead singer of Queen.
- Uh, uh, uh, oh!
You gotta be kidding me!
- Also a scientific element.
- Scientific element?
[laughter]
- We're about to play a game
called the Vinyl Countdown.
Here we go.
- Female, both rappers,
and you--
- TLC? No?
- You put them on food.
[laughter]
- Ketchup, mustard?
- No, no, you put it
on food like steak.
It's like when your dad eats,
and you think
he's gonna have a heart attack
because he puts too much.
- Aspirin?
[laughter]
- Uh, this is--
it's money.
- Don't show her!
- I'm not, but if I bend over,
you put the money--
- What is happening?
- It's five cents.
What is five cents?
- What are you talking about?
[laughter]
- What are you talking about?
You've lost your mind!
- It's Nickelback.
- Oh, my God!
Ten seconds, hurry up!
- Uh--
[buzzer]
- Aww! Sorry.
- That one wasn't even
ten seconds.
That was three seconds.
- No, I said ten seconds.
[laughs]
I meant to say two seconds.
- Oh, two seconds.
Yeah, yeah, two seconds.
- On this stage,
we bring together some
of the greatest entertainers
working today.
And when you get talent
like that facing off
head-to-head
against each other,
it takes things
to a whole new level.
Here are some of our favorite
medleys and showdowns.
- Top three performances.
- * Y'all gonna make
me lose my mind *
* Up in here, up in here *
* Y'all gonna make me
go all out *
* Up in here, up in here *
- * I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson *
- * Ooh *
- * I am for real *
* Never meant to make
your daughter cry *
* I apologize
a trillion times *
- * You can go your own way *
* Go your own way *
* You can call it
another lonely day *
* Hey, you can go
your own way *
* Go your own way *
- * We are never, ever,
ever getting back together *
* We are never, ever, ever
getting back together *
* You go talk to your friends *
* Talk to my friends,
talk to me *
* We're never
ever, ever, ever *
* Getting back together *
- * No matter what I do *
* All I think about is you *
* Even when I'm with my boo *
* You know I'm crazy over you *
- * Since you've been gone *
* I can breathe
for the first time *
* I'm so moving on,
yeah, yeah *
* Thanks to you *
* Now I get,
I get what I want *
* Since you been gone
- * Oh, oops, I did it again *
* I played with your heart *
* Got lost in the game *
* Oh, baby, baby *
- Yes!
- * Any man of mine *
* Better walk the line *
* Better show me a teasing,
squeezing *
* Pleasing kind of time *
- * Do you believe
in life after love *
* After love, after love,
after love *
* I can feel something
inside me say *
* I really don't think
you're strong enough, no *
- * It's not fair to deny me *
* Of the cross I bear
that you gave me *
* You, you, you oughta know *
* *
- * How will I know
if he's thinking of me *
Oh, my God.
* I try to phone,
but I'm too shy *
* Can't speak *
* Falling in love
is so bittersweet *
* This love is strong,
why do I feel weak? *
* Oh, baby *
- * Un-break my heart *
* Say you'll love me again *
* Undo this hurt you caused *
* When you walked
out the door *
* And walked out of my life *
* *
* Baby, baby,
if I see you like this *
* And when you see me
like that *
* This was all long ago *
* But it's all coming
back to me *
* Now *
* It's all coming back *
[as Céline Dion]
It's coming back to you, Jimmy.
It's coming back to us.
- * And I *
* Will always love you *
* I will always *
* Love you *
* I will always *
* Love *
both: * You *
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- That was unbelievable.
That was amazing!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Wow!
That was--I've never
seen something like that.
Unbelievable!
.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
- At the end of every show,
there's only one way to settle
the score--
a good old fashioned sing-off
with giant microphones
that spray water in your face.
Enter the Doom Box.
- [cackling]
Here are the greatest moments
from Slay It Don't Spray It.
* I'm hot, thick, and sweet
from my head to my feet *
* Yeah *
- I hate the Hudsons!
I'm not a fan anymore!
- When the music drops out,
they'll have to finish
the line from memory.
- You suck!
- That's right, yes.
- * Break, break,
break, break, break *
- Oh, no, no!
- [laughs]
- Blake!
- Get ready now.
- What's the line?
- * This love is so
special and strong, oh *
[both screaming]
- It's just water!
- [screaming]
- You cannot wet
Black girls' hair!
You cannot wet
Black girls' hair.
That was not in my contract!
* And we'll make it I swear *
- Oh, my God,
that's it right there.
- * Whoa, living on a prayer *
- Ah, what?
- That was right!
- That's not true.
That's not correct!
That is unbelievable!
Let's not true.
That's wrong!
- I had that CD when I was 12!
I know the words!
- Boo!
- Oh, no, that was a mistake.
Doom Box made
a big mistake right there.
- Wait, so it was wrong?
What happened?
- He got the line!
He got it right!
Oh!
Sorry, guys, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry that happened to you!
I just want to get a slow mo
of Chance thinking he won
and then getting
zapped in the face.
Let me get a look at that.
- [singing in slow-motion]
- Ah, what?
- That was right!
I was right!
- What happened?
- Let's see what song you get.
"Never Gonna Give You Up"
by Rick Astley.
- What?
- Are you OK with this choice?
Uh, the thing is--
- OK, OK, OK, here we go.
- We are far too Black
to know the words to that song.
[laughter]
- * Never gonna tell a lie *
- Just squirt me!
- * And hurt you *
- Squirt me!
Go!
No, more!
More water, more water!
- [screaming]
[dramatic music]
* *
- [screams]
* *
- [in slow motion]
I'm not playing with y'all!
* Absolutely soaking wet *
Whoo!
* It's raining men,
hallelujah, it's raining men *
- [screaming]
- * It's raining men,
hallelujah *
* It's raining men *
- [bleep]
- [screaming]
- * It's raining men,
hallelujah *
- No way, no way, no way!
- * It's raining men,
hallelujah *
- I'm sorry!
- You said a little splash!
- I'm sorry!
- What was that?
- That's it
for our Greatest Hits.
Thank you all for joining us.
We had a blast making it.
We can't wait to see
what happens next season.
Hope to see you then
for more "That's My Jam."
Good night, everybody.
- * That's my jam,
that's my jam *
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
* *