That's My Jam (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Jay Pharoah & Nikki Glaser vs. Terry Crews & Dan Finnerty - full transcript

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[upbeat rock music]

* *

- * That's My Jam *

* Oh, that's my jam *

* Oh, that's my, that's my *

* That's my, that's my *

* That's My Jam *

[cheers and applause]

* *

- Welcome, everybody!



Look at you! Whoa!

Everybody, welcome.

Welcome everybody
to "That's My Jam!"

[music ends]

Oh, my goodness!

What a crowd we have here.

Tonight, we've got four
talented guests facing off

for charity in a night
of music, games,

and unforgettable performances.

I want to introduce
our first team.

She's the host
of HBO's "FBOY Island"

and "The Nikki Glaser Podcast"

and he's one of the best
impressionists in the game.

You know him
from "Saturday Night Live."



He has a new album,
"Spittin Image," out now.

Give it up for Nikki Glaser
and Jay Pharoah.

* *

Come here, come here.
- I can't--oh, can I?

Give me one!
- Hi! [chuckles]

- All right, thank you.

Oh, wow.

- They've got some serious
competition tonight.

He's a hilarious actor.
You know him from "Brooklyn 99"

and "America's Got Talent."

And his partner, you've seen
in movies like "Old School"

and "The Hangover."

He's the lead singer
of The Dan Band.

Give it up for Terry Crews
and Dan Finnerty!

- Hey!

You what?
- Yes! Yes!

[overlapping chatter]

Yes!
- Yes!

[both shout]

- Yes!
- Terry--

Look at, now, he's pumped!
He's pumped!

- Ah!
- He's pumped!

I love it! So much energy.

Thank you all for being here.
I appreciate this.

Let's get right into it
with our first game.

It's time for
Get Outta My Face!

- Yeah!

[groovy music]

- * Get outta my face *

* Get outta my face *

- Now here's how it works.

On your turn,
you're gonna stick your head

into that TV set over there

and we're gonna magically
move your eyes and mouth

onto a photo
of a famous musician.

Then you have to give
your partner clues

to get them to guess
that artist.

You'll have 90 seconds
to get as many right as you can

and each picture
is worth 1,000 points.

Jay and Nikki,
you will go first.

Dan and Terry, you can watch

over in those stools
over there.

All right, you two, who's gonna
give and who's going to guess?

- I got this.

- Okay, okay, wow.
- He's got it.

- Get your head in the TV set.
- Let's go.

- You sit in the grandpa chair.
- Yes!

- Let me see.
Oh, Jay, looking good, bud.

[laughter]

- Okay, let's get 90 seconds
on the clock.

- Oh, he's gonna nail this.

- Here comes the first picture.

- Uh, uh, uh. Okurr!
'Cause it's like, okurr, okurr!

- Oh, God.
- Shmoney! Shmoney!

All about the shmoney.
- Next.

- Whoo.

Uh, uh, um, Russell Brand
is her ex-husband.

- Oh, Katy Perry.
- There you go!

- Uh, um, he's won--
he's in One Direction.

- Harry Styles.
- There you go.

- Uh, he's from Virginia.
Wow!

- Dave Matthews.
- No.

- No.
- No!

He's--uh, Neptunes, Star Trak.

- Uh, uh, Pharrell.
- Yep.

- Virginia?

- * He does all the paro-- *

He does all the parody things.
He does a lot of parody songs.

- Uh, uh, Weird Al.
- Yup, there you go.

- Oh.
- Damn.

- They're good.

- Oh!
She smashed Pete Davidson!

- Oh, Ariana Grande!

[laughter]

- Uh, all the white people
are trying to save her!

- Britney!

Save Britney!

- Uh, he looks like a--

he looks like a leprechaun.
He's from England.

- Uh, Ed Sheeran!
- [laughs]

Oh, no!

- Um, uh, she always says
"ra-sha" and "who-sha-ra"

and she's got love--

she loves your love,
she wants your love.

She needs your love.
- She wants your love?

Oh.
- Come on, now.

She was in that movie
with Bradley Cooper.

- Oh, oh, oh! Gaga!
- Yeah, there you go!

- Gaga!
- Oh, he is the godfather.

He's the uncle of everybody.

He's--yo, who be dippin'
in a Cadillac?

Who dips in a Cadillac?

[buzzer]
Aw, damn.

- Wait, weed.
- What?

- Who smokes weed?

Wait, who smokes weed?
- Yeah.

- Everyone.
- Yeah.

- Secretly.

- Yeah, secretly everyone,
yeah.

That last one was Snoop Dogg.
- Ah, of course!

- That was fantastic!
- Wow!

- Get over here!
- Oh, my gosh.

Jay, that was great.
- You crushed it!

- I tried.
- You were so good, so good.

- You crushed it.

You can both have
a seat over there.

- Okay, great.
- You guys come on over here.

Let's check it out.
Yeah, let's get Dan and Terry.

- You did great, you guys.
- Thanks.

- Let's get Dan and Terry
up over here.

You're gonna guess,
you're gonna give?

- I'm guessing.
- All right.

Go sit in the grandpa chair.
Get comfy, get comfy.

- Dan, get your head
in that TV set, bud.

- Hi, Jimmy.
- Okay, perfect.

[laughter]

It's so natural.
It's so natural.

- I feel great.
- All right, now let's see

how many points
you guys can rack up.

Can we get another 90 seconds
on the clock?

All right, get ready
to face the music.

Here's your first picture.

- Oh, God,
if I have a boyfriend

I write a song
'cause I have feelings.

Um, oh, my last name is like
a book, an English book.

Oh! Oh, God.
I mop the floor with this.

- Um--

- Oh, ah! It's, um--

we're doing great. Pass.

[laughter]

I'll come back to it.

Oh! "Purple Rain."

- Prince!
- Yeah.

Oh, God, um--
* na, na, na, na *

* Only girl in the world *

[muttering]

Oh, I went out with Chris Brown
and I'm Caribbean!

Oh, God. Um, all right, pass.
We'll come back to it.

Oh, look, I went out with
Justin--[buzzer]

I said his name!
You guys, I apologize!

[laughter]

All right, I went out
with Sean Penn

and then we broke up
a long time ago.

- Eh, whoa.

Oh, I love--pointy breasts.

And my daughter is Lourdes.

And um, oh, "Like A Virgin!"
- Madonna!

- Yeah!

- Oh, I'm not a good rabbit,
I'm a...

- Bad Bunny!
- Yeah!

Oh, all right, um, you know
the lady in "The Sopranos"?

Uh--
[laughter]

Listen,
oh, I'm Tony Soprano's wife.

My name is...

- Uh...
- I drive in a...

uh-oh.
- Pass, pass.

- It's good to see you, Terry.
Pass.

Oh, God,
I have tattoos on my face

and I have braids, and, um--

- Sa--21 Savage!

- No, when you go mail
something, where do you go?

[buzzer]
Ah!

- Oh, my God!

Whoa! [laughter]

- Did somebody boo us?

- No, no one booed.
No one booed.

Why don't you just stay
in the TV set for a second

and think about what you did.
- [laughs]

- Things are heating up
but it's still anyone's game

so don't go anywhere.

Hair, that's perfect.

- Come on! I hate myself.

* *

- Yeah!
- Oh, my God.

I suck! I'm pissed.

[overlapping chatter]

- That was so funny, dude.

You were like,
"she dated Sean Penn."

It's like, wow!

Wow! That was like
25 years ago.

Disco Charades.

- Painting, cooking, baking.

What are you doing?

Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.

You got Jay Z.

- * Mary had a little lamb *

* It's fleece
was white as snow *

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

- You gotta poke
your chest out.

- * Tell you how
I became the prince *

* Of a town called Bel-Air *

- That is my man, Terry Crews!

We're going to enter
the Doom Box.

- I'm ready to cut
someone out, so let's see it.

- That box needs some therapy.
[laughter]

- * I can go for miles
while I sing *

Dammit!
- Ah!

- It's delicious.

It's gin!

I lost on purpose.

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- * That's my, that's my *

* That's my, that's my jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

I am here with
Jay Pharoah, Nikki Glaser,

Dan Finnerty, and Terry Crews!

And they're about to face off

in a game called
Disco Charades.

- * It's time to dance *

* Work to the top *

* Let's play Disco Charades *

- Here's how it works.

One teammate will get a clue

and then they'll dance it out
on our disco floor

to get their partner
to guess what it is.

You'll have 60 seconds to get
as many right as you can

and each dance move
is worth 1,000 points.

Jay and Nikki,
you are up first.

Dan, Terry, you can take a seat

over there at the piano
and watch.

- I could dance?
- You got it, you got it.

- Little tight seat,
little loveseat. Loveseat.

- Who's gonna dance
and who's gonna guess?

- I'm gonna dance.
- You're gonna dance.

I love this!
- I'm gonna dance.

Nikki Glaser, I love this.
All right, Jay,

you stand over here.
- All right, all right.

- And you'll be
the guesser, bud.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- Before we even start,

what would
Denzel Washington say

if he was playing
Disco Charades?

- [as Denzel Washington]
If he was playing

Disco Charades he would say,

"Huh, you gotta dance,
you gotta make it clear,

"make it lucid,
make so your partner knows,

"and when he does,
then that's when

we win the money, okay?
All right."

- Okay, okay. Okay, Denzel.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, you are unbelievable,
buddy.

- Suddenly, I have confidence.
- All right, Nikki,

your category is
"So Fresh and So Clean."

- Okay.
- All of these

are chores around the house.

That's what you're guessing,
chores around the house.

Let's put 60 seconds
on the clock.

Adam, could you give us
a little disco feel?

- Let's do it.

[funky disco music]

* *

- Uh, uh, uh, painting.
Painting.

* She's painting the house *

* Cooking, cooking, cooking,
whipping *

* Painting, pass, next *

- Next, next, next.

- * I don't know
what the heck you doin' *

* You baking, you're baking *

* Cooking, baking,
shaking, baking *

- Next. No!

* *

- What? Wha--

you're, uh, hanging up clothes,
hanging up clothes.

Folding laundry.

- He got it, got it.

* *

- * Now she's walking, walking,
walking, vacuuming *

* She's vacuuming the floor *

* I don't know what that is *

* What the hell is happening *

Next!

- They're running out of time!

- What--all your moves
look the same.

[laughter]

What is--what are you doing?

Ah, God, next!

- You don't have to dance.

All right, that's it. Done.
Oh, my gosh.

- We got one! We only got one!

- It's so exhausting
going between

what you're doing
and also keeping it dancing.

[laughter]

- I need to--I need to go lay
in the bed I just made.

- The best part was that
Jay was dancing.

I don't even know
if you need to dance.

You're up--you're going like,

"I don't know
what you're doing!

I don't know
what you're doing!"

- I'm so sorry, Jay.
- It was so good.

You got one,
which is fantastic.

- We got one, man.
- No, that's good.

- That's not good.
Nikki, that was great.

- I don't clean!

- That was perfect.

Dan and Terry,

have you decided
who's gonna dance

and who's gonna guess?
- I'm dancing.

- You're dancing, all right.
[audience cheering]

They know it, they can feel it.
They can feel it already.

They can feel it already.
- We goin' to get this.

You got this?
You a good guesser?

- Yeah, well, we'll see.
- All right.

Your category is
Takin' Care of Business.

These are jobs and occupations.
- Okay.

- Let's get 60 seconds
on the clock.

Adam Blackstone, you got
any disco jams for me?

- We got it, we got it.
- Thanks, bud.

Your time starts now.

[funky disco music]

- Oh, oh, you're--
you're doing your hair.

You're putting--
dyeing your hair.

Oh, you're doing
something with your--

oh, look, I'm pouring coffee.
Are you a barista?

Are you--do you
work at a coffee store?

No, you're stirring something.

Oh, you're doing--
what's that with your hands?

- Look, it's hard.
- Exactly.

- Skip it.
- Yep, next.

Oh, boy.

Oh, wow! I don't know--
oh, you're filing your nails.

Are you whipping a baby?

No, you're cutting the hair.
You're a barber.

- Yeah, a barber, yeah.

- Okay.

- Are you digging a hole?

No.

Oh, oh, oh!
You're going to the bathroom!

Oh, you're plunging! Plunging.

You're a janitor!
- Yeah, close enough.

[laughter]

- Right, driving.

You're an Uber driver,
driving around.

- That's it, yeah.
- Yeah!

* *

- [laughs]

- What are you doing?

Are you--

you can't hear?

Okay, you put the thing on.
Oh, god, I don't know!

Oh, my God, you're typing.

- Oh, we're out of time.
We're out of time.

- Okay, so they got two more.

[cheers and applause]

- The doctor was--
- Let's go, Terry!

- That was my favorite one.

That was my favorite one.
- Yeah!

- Dan, that was a doctor.

- I don't go to the doctor
so I wouldn't know that.

- You've never
been to a doctor?

Whoo! Ah! Ooh!

That was so good.

- That was good.
- Let's get everyone back on

the dancefloor over here.
- I think we won.

- It's a very tight game.

We'll be right back with more
"That's My Jam."

Come on back.
- Yeah! Whoo!

- That was so good.
- Oh, my God, that was.

- You were, like, doing heart
surgery, then the plunger.

Oh, yeah. That was good.
- The plunger--yeah, yeah.

Good note, good note.

- Wheel of Impossible Karaoke!

You got Jay Z.

- * A-tisket, a-tasket,
a green and yellow basket *

- Our very own Jade Novah
does an awesome Beyoncé.

- * The next time
you talk about Mary's lamb *

* Make sure you let them know *

* That anywhere that 'Yoncé go,
everybody follow *

- Yeah!

- Wow!

That is a standing ovation.

- Shout out to the Beyhive.

The Beyhive is ubiquitous,
shyeah.

.

- * That's my, that's my *

* That's my, That's My Jam *

- Welcome back to
"That's My Jam."

It's time to crank things
all the way up to 11

for a game called Air Guitar.

- * Air Guitar,
now let's play fair *

* *

[audience laughs]

- We gotta adjust our wigs.

- [in obnoxious English accent]
Smashing!

Cheers, Jimmy.
Here's how this works.

I'll ask each team
a music trivia question.

If you get it wrong,

I will rock your world
with me guitar

and you'll be right blasted
in the mug

with air from the amps
in front of you.

Get it right and your opponents

get their trousers rocked off.

We'll play four rounds
for 5,000 points each.

The first question
is to Jay and Nikki.

- Okay.

Have a chat about it.

- Ooh, okay.
- Ooh.

- The first one...
- Percy "Thrills" Thrillington.

- Oh, yeah,
Percy "Thrills" Thrillington,

Country Hams,
Hollywood McJones.

I feel like Hollywood McJones

is what the Brits
would be like--

"Oh, Hollywood McJones."
- Yeah.

- Like, that he would
toss that out as like--

- I'm getting--I don't think

Country Hams is the one,
you know what I mean?

I don't think
it's Country Hams.

- But remember scram--
uh, like, "Yesterday"

was * scrambled eggs *
so that makes me think

Country Hams might have been--
- Sometime today.

Sometime today, please.

Give me the answers
sometime today.

- Country Hams, let's do that.

- Country Hams.
- Country Hams.

- Your final answer
is B, Country Hams.

Someone's about to get rocked.

[suspenseful music]

[guitar chord rings]
- Ah!

- [laughs]
- Yes!

- You biffed it!

You biffed it!
- That's how we do it.

- The correct answer
was C, Hollywood McJones.

- You did the best you could.

- I think we need to see
an instant replay, don't we?

- I knew it was coming.

- Yeah, all right.

- You leaned into it.
- Okay.

You know the stakes now.

Dan and Terry,
the next question is for you.

- Yeah.

- I know it!

- I know it too!
- Damn!

- Oh, wait, first of all,
okay, okay.

Uh, Donald Glover,

Childish Gambino,
he wouldn't use that.

I don't think he would do it.
What do you think?

- I have a different opinion
but I respect you.

- That's very nice
and peaceful argument.

- Doja Cat--
I don't think Doja Cat.

I think she has a cat
and I think she has a doja.

- Yeah, yeah.

Wiz Khalifa would definitely

be checking out the Wu-Tang
website for a name generator.

- Just go with Country Hams.

- Who do you think it is?
- Childish Gambino, I promise!

- You think it's--
okay, oh, listen,

I'm gonna give it--I'm gonna
give it all to you, bro.

- All right.
- It's on you right now.

- That's teamwork.
That is teamwork.

- Man, if I get this confetti,
it's on you.

Okay, here we go.
We're going with--

we're going with
Childish Gambino!

- There we go, they're going
with A, Childish Gambino.

Hold onto your wigs.
I'll hold onto mine.

[suspenseful music]

[guitar chord rings]

- Oh!

- Brilliant!
- Whoo!

- That was correct.

- I love you!

I love him!
- Whoo!

I love him!

- I think we need to see
an instant replay on that one.

[guitar chord rings]

- That's okay.

- All right, Jay and Nikki,
the next question is yours.

Don't budge it up.

- * Roxanne *

Have a chat about it.
What you's thinking?

- * Baby, baby, baby *
- That pop-- * baby, baby *

- Should we just count?
Should we sing them all

and just count right now?
- * Whoa *

I don't think we got time
for that.

- Please don't do that.
Please don't, yeah.

- I think it's "Baby."
I think it's "Baby," yeah.

- We're gonna--
"Baby,"Justin Bieber.

- [in obnoxious English accent]
Final answer.

- Don't mock me!

Are you mocking me?

- Don't mock the host.

- All right, you went with
"Baby," Justin Bieber.

Well, someone's about to get
their face melted.

Here we go.

[suspenseful music]

[guitar chord rings]

- Yes!
- That is correct!

- What's up, what's up?

What's up from the back?

- Ah!
- What's up?

- [laughs]

- Ah, my mouth was open.

- We're back, we're back,
we're back.

- My mouth was open!

- Can we see that
in slow motion?

I think it took his wig off.

Wow!

Knocked his wig right off.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Straight in
the kisser, there.

Dan and Terry, this question
is absolutely massive.

For 5,000 points...

- Ooh.

- Oh.
- Talk it over, discuss.

- I don't believe
it's the Beastie Boys.

The Backstreet and Boyz II Men
were way more pop,

way more worldwide.

Beastie Boys--
I love the Beastie Boys,

but I gotta mark them off.

Now we gotta go
Backstreet and Boyz II Men.

- [vocalizing Boyz II Men's
"Motownphilly"]

[both vocalizing]

- [chuckles] We gotta go.
- Yeah, I think it's that.

- We going Boyz II Men?
- Boyz II Men.

- We going Boyz II Men!

We gonna do it like a man!
- Yeah! Yeah!

- [vocalizing Boyz II Men's
"Motownphilly"]

They're going
with C, Boyz II Men.

And it's a one, two,
one, two, three, four!

[guitar chord rings]
- No!

- Yes!

Yes, yes!
- Oh!

- Sorry, that was wrong.
You biffed it!

[laughter]
- It should've been.

- The correct answer
was B, Backstreet Boys.

- Ah! It was between the two.
- Oh, wow.

- Well, there you have it,
everybody.

Minds and faces blown,
worlds rocked,

united and divided,
and united again.

Don't stray too far
from that telly.

We'll be right back with more
"That's Me Jam."

- This game hurts.
- Damn!

[intense guitar riff]

* *

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Lebron, Lebron, Lebron.

[laughter]

- You got this.

- Oh!

* My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard *

* And they're like,
it's better than yours *

- That is how you do it
right there.

- That was good!

* If I could just see you *

- Ah!

- Yeah!
- [spluttering]

- It's so much more
than I thought it'd be.

- It's cold?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

.

- * That's my, that's my *

* That's my, that's My Jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

I'm here with
Jay Pharoah, Nikki Glaser,

Dan Finnerty, and Terry Crews.

[audience cheers]
- They love this guy.

- We are about to play
Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.

- Whoo. Whoo!

[dramatic rock music]

* *

- [laughs]
- That is hot.

That is hot.

Damn.

- Yes!

Here's how it works.

You're gonna take turns pulling
this mic to activate the Wheel,

which will land on one of many
different singing challenges.

This could be singing
while juggling,

could be singing
with a mariachi band,

it could be anything.

Uh, it's neither of those.
- Okay.

- Okay, but there's
50,000 points on the line

and the winning team will be
chosen by the one and only

Doom Box.

Doom Box,
how are you feeling tonight?

- [chuckles]

It's all fun and games

but I'm not here for the fun

and I'm ready
to cut someone out,

so let's see it.
[sinister laugh]

- Hey, that--that box
needs some therapy.

[laughter]

- That's aggressive. Thank you.
Thank you, Doom Box.

Doom Box,
we're cool though, right?

- Always, Jimmy.

- All right, Nikki,
you're up first right now.

Give the Wheel a spin.
- Let's go, buddy.

- See what
you're playing tonight.

[randomized beeping]

Musical Genre Challenge, okay!
- Okay, okay, okay.

- You know this.

- * Musical Genre Challenge *

- Now, in this challenge,
you're gonna get a song title

and a completely different
musical genre,

then you're gonna have to sing
that song in that style.

- Okay.
- Let's see what song you get.

[randomized beeping]

- [chuckles] Oh!

- All right.
- Oh!

- You got "Milkshake."

"My milkshake brings
all the boys--"

- "My milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard," okay.

- Yeah, but '60s bubblegum pop.

- So, like, Beatles, like--

- It's gotta be
really, kinda, cutesy.

- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, Adam, you got
some jam like that?

[upbeat bass line]
Yeah, yeah, like, that's--yeah.

- We got this.
A little Beatle vibe.

- Oh, all right.

- Okay, think of, like,
that thing you do.

[upbeat pop music]

- Oh!

* *

- * My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard *

* And they're like,
it's better than yours *

* Damn right,
it's better than yours *

* I can teach you,
but I'll have to charge *

* You know you want it,
the thing that makes me *

* That the guys go crazy for *

* They lose their minds
the way I wind *

* I think it's time *

* *

* La la, la la, la *
- Oh!

- * Warm it up *

* *

* La la, la la, la *

* The boys are waiting *

* My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard *

* And they're like,
it's better than yours *

* Damn right,
it's better than yours *

* I can teach you,
but I'll have to charge *

* *

- Oh, my goodness!

That is how you do it
right there.

They're getting out
of their chairs.

- Oh!

Thank you.

- A standing ovation.
- Thank you.

This is the best moment
of my life.

- [laughs]

- Seriously,
that's all I've ever wanted.

Thank you, Jimmy.
- Good job, buddy.

- Thanks for making
my dreams come true.

- Yeah, yeah!

- Okay! Dan Finnerty,
it is your turn.

Come over here and take a spin.
- Come on, baby. Come on, Dan.

- Let's see
what you got, buddy.

- It's your world, Dan.
It's your world.

- Ooh, nice.
- Your world, Dan.

- Oh.
[randomized beeping]

- Oh, boy.
- Karaoke?

- Uh-huh.
- Opposites Attract.

- * This is the game where
opposites attract *

- Now, for this challenge,

you're gonna get two songs,
all right?

You're gonna have to sing
the lyrics of one song

over the music
of a different song.

- That sounds crazy.

- Yeah, well, let's see
what they're gonna be.

I think you're gonna be good.

[randomized beeping]

- Oh!
- All right, do you know Lizzo?

- I know Lizzo.

We lived together
for two years.

- No, no,
I don't mean personally.

Do you know--yeah.

But you have to sing it over

"Heaven Is A Place On Earth"
by Belinda Carlisle.

- It's "Car-lis-lee."

- Oh, is that
how it's pronounced?

- Get to know her.
- I did not--

I didn't know
that's how it's pronounced.

- You got this, Dan.
You got this.

You got this, baby.

You got this!

- Ready.

- Thanks, guys.
It's gonna be great.

[Belinda Carlisle's
"Heaven Is A Place On Earth"]

This is a song I wrote
when I was a little boy.

I wrote it with my mom.

Not a lot of people know that
but you're welcome.

- * I do my hair toss,
check my nails *

* Baby, how you doin' *
- * Feeling good as hell *

- * Yeah, hair toss,
check my nails *

* Baby, how you doin' *
- * Feeling good as hell *

- * Whoo, child, tired of the *

* Go on, dust your shoulders,
keep it moving *

* Yeah, Lord, trying in
the kicks and swimwear *

* I love swimmin',
it's wonderful *

* You know what I said *

* You can do it all
but all day long *

* You can take it off
and you sing your song *

* Nobody knows but
I don't care, I don't know *

* 'Cause you don't
love me anymore *

* Just walk your fine ass *

* Out the door *

* I do my hair toss,
check my nails *

* Baby, how you feeling *
- * Feeling good as hell *

- * Yeah, hair toss,
check my nails *

* Baby, how you doin' *
- * Feeling good as hell *

- I said how you doing?

- * Feeling good as hell *

- Yeah!

* Feeling good as hell *

* Good as hell *

- Wow.

- Thanks, you guys.
- Wow, the shoes came off.

[crowd cheering]

The shoes came off.
Your shoes flew off.

Gah!
- I threw the sneaker high.

- Yes.

- Yeah!

- Wow, Dan Finnerty
right there.

Dan!

Come back over here, buddy.

That was incredible.

We have more performances
coming up on "That's My Jam"

right after this.
Come on back, everybody.

- That was so good!

We're gonna win.
- We're gonna win!

- We're gonna win this!

.

- * That's my, that's my *

* That's my, That's My Jam *

- Whoo, yeah, here we go!

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

I'm here with these talented
people right here,

Jay Pharoah, Nikki Glaser,

Dan Finnerty, Terry Crews...
- Yep.

- They are facing off in the
Wheel of Impossible Karaoke.

Terry, it is your turn.

Why don't you come over here
and give it a spin.

- You got this, come on.

- Yeah, I'm going.
I'm going for it.

- They love you, man.

- This way or that way?
- Yeah, yeah, towards you.

- Here we go.

[randomized beeping]

[audience cheering]
- Musical Genre Challenge.

- Ooh.

- * Musical Genre Challenge *

- All right,
we know how this works.

You're gonna get a song title

and a completely different
musical genre,

then you're gonna have to sing
that song in that style.

Let's see what you get.

[randomized beeping]

All right, all right, so we got

"The Fresh Prince Theme"

by DJ Jazzy Jeff
and the Fresh Prince

and you have to do a disco
version of the--come on.

- Yeah, a little '70s and '80s.

- Oh, yeah, it is.
It's '70s and '80s.

- It's a little bit of both.

- Adam, can we get
a little disco?

[plucky bass tune]

- I'm excited to see this.

- I'ma gonna do this.

[funky disco beat]

- One, two, three.

- * Now, this is a story
all about how *

* My life got flipped
and turned upside down *

* I'd like to take a minute,
just sit right there *

* I'll tell you how I became *

* The prince of a town
called Bel-Air *

- * Bel-Air *

* *

- * In West Philadelphia
born and raised *

* On the playground was where
I spent most of my days *

- Uh-huh.
- * Chillin' out *

* Maxin', relaxin', all cool *

* Outside shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school *

* When a couple of guys
who were up to no good *

* Started making trouble
in my neighborhood *

* Got in a fight,
my mommy got scared *

* She said, you're movin'
with your auntie and uncle *

* In Bel-Air *
- * Bel-Air *

* *

* Ah-ah *

- * Bel-Air *

- Yes!
- Wow.

- Look at that.

[mic clatters]

- Oh, he dropped the mic!
Whoa!

- That is my man, Terry Crews!
- Yes! Yes!

[audience cheering loudly]

- Oh, my gosh.

- I felt it. I felt it, Jimmy.
- That was great, man.

You felt that one.
- Thank you.

Thank you, my band.
Give it up for the band.

[all chanting]
Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry!

- Wait, Terry, we actually--

we actually have
Will Smith right here.

Will Smith, what did you think
of him doing the--

- [as Will Smith]
You know, uh, yo, like,

you know, like,
yo, he did pretty good

but, you know,
I think you could've, like,

amped it just a little bit
more, you know what I mean?

- Jay, why don't you
come up here.

Let's see what you get
on the Wheel.

- Let's do it, let's do it.

- Pull the mic toward you.

Good luck, bud.

[randomized beeping]

Oh, Wheel of Musical
Impressions.

- Oh, come on!

- * Wheel of
Musical Impressions *

* Wheel of
Musical Impressions *

- He's gonna kill this.
He's gonna kill this.

- All right, Jay Pharoah,

you're gonna get
a singer, okay?

And then you're gonna
have to sing a song

while doing
an impression of them.

Let's see what you get, since
you're good at impressions.

[randomized beeping]

I just saw something
you'd like.

Ooh!

- Hey, yeah!

- All right.

- You have Jay Z rapping
"Mary Had A Little Lamb."

Uh, Adam, do you know
how to do--

- We gonna hip hop it out
I guess, Jay.

Let's figure it out, Jay.
- Okay. What do you think?

- I don't know, I'm pretty--
I'm pretty nervous, Jimmy.

I don't know.
- You got this. Please.

- I don't know.

- Come on, Jay. Come on, Jay.

Impress Doom Box.

[hip hop beat]

- [as Jay Z]
* Shyeah, whoa *

* Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,
shyeah *

* Everybody put your hands up,
shyeah *

* Put your hands up,
shyeah, shyeah *

* Mary had a little lamb *

* It's fleece
was white as snow *

* Shyeah, shyeah *

* And everywhere
the child went *

* That lamb was sure to go,
uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh *

* He followed to school
one day *

* Broke the teacher's rule *

- * What time did they have*

- * That day at school *

* A-tisket, a-tasket *

* A green and yellow basket *

* Sent a letter to my baby *

* On the way I passed it *

* Mary had a little lamb *

* It's fleece
as white as snow *

* And everywhere
that child went *

* That lamb was sure to go *

* Oh, shyeah *

* Oh, shyeah,
uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh *

That was fun.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, shyeah.

- Oh, my God!

- You gotta poke
your chest out.

- Wow!

That is a standing ovation.

- That was insane.
- Shyeah.

- That is a standing--

that's a standing ovation
for you.

- Shyeah. Oh, you know.

[as Jay Z] You know, Jimmy--
- What?

- Jimmy, I haven't felt
this way since I was in, uh,

you know, Madison Square
for the first time, you know.

- Oh, thank you, Jay.
- Yeah.

- Thank you, Jay.
- Yeah.

- By the way,
our very own Jade Novah

from the Jam Band
does a pretty awesome Beyoncé.

- [normally]
Oh, can I say this?

She's got the best Beyoncé
in the world.

[sassy pop tune]

- Come on, do it. Come on.

- Yes!

- [as Beyoncé]
Now, first of all--

excuse me, Jimmy.

- Beyoncé.

- Now, I have some beef
with you, Jay, first of all.

How you gon' talk about
Mary's lamb

when clearly you know
my lamb is king?

[chuckles]
- [as Jay Z] Yeah.

- Okay, so I'ma tell y'all
about 'Yoncé's lamb.

Y'all ready for this?
You ready, Jay?

- Shyeah.
- Yeah.

* Beyoncé had a little lamb *

* And that lamb was flawless *
- Uh-huh.

- * Beyoncé up on
"That's My Jam" *

* Yeah, I'm taking all this *
- Uh-huh.

- * The next time
you talk about Mary's lamb *

* Make sure you let them know *

* That anywhere that 'Yoncé go,
everybody follow *

- Shyeah.
- Oh, my God!

- Shyeah, that was so lovely.

- Thank you so much.
- Shyeah, shyeah.

Shyeah.
- Jade, that was great.

- Shoutout to the Beyhive.

Shoutout to the Beyhive.

The Beyhive is ubiquitous,
shyeah.

- Thank you, Jade.
- Incredible.

- Thank you, buddy.

It's time to declare
the winner of this round,

which means we have to go back
to our judge, the Doom Box.

And I know
this is gonna be tough,

but Doom Box,
it's time to decide.

Was it Nikki and Jay
or was it Terry and Dan?

- Jimmy, Dan and Terry
were worthy adversaries

and Jay and Nikki have
certainly made this tricky.

Neither team disappointed
but I have to pick a winner.

So, Jam Band, can I get
a drumroll, please?

[drumroll]

The winner is...

[drumroll]

Jay and Nikki.

- Oh!
- Yay!

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah! Come on, yeah! Yeah!
Come on, give me it!

- We didn't win
the whole thing yet.

- You didn't win
the whole thing.

That's 50,000 points
to Jay and Nikki,

but anything can happen
in our next round.

When we come back,

we're going to enter
the Doom Box.

- It's not over yet, y'all.
We're just getting started.

[sinister laughter]

Prepare to be consumed
by doom.

- What in the production value
is happening?

- My bass will make you
tremble before me.

[sinister laughter]

- Wow.
- Sonic doom!

- It's terrifying.

- [sinister laughter]

- Whoa!

.

- * That's My Jam *

* Oh, that's my jam *

- Welcome back
to "That's My Jam."

It all comes down to this.

We are in the Doom Box.

[exciting rock music]

Our next three songs will
decide tonight's champions.

It's time for
Slay It, Don't Spray It.

- * Oh *

* You better know the words
or you get sprayed *

- Here's how this works.

Players from each team
will take turns

singing well-known songs
karaoke style.

They'll have lyrics
in front of them

but when the music drops out,

they're gonna have to finish
the line from memory.

If they don't get the lyrics
exactly right,

the microphones
in front of them

will spray water in their face.

But if they can slay it and
sing all the words perfectly,

then their opponents
get drenched instead.

Each song is worth
50,000 points.

All right, Dan and Terry,
your team is up first.

Let's see what song you get.

[randomized beeping]

"Get The Party Started"
by P!nk.

Do you know
who's gonna sing this one?

- You sing this.
You know a little more than me.

- All right, I'll sing it.

It's 'cause I'm pink.
- [chuckles]

- He's a little pinker
than I am.

- Okay, yeah, yeah, he is.
A little pinker--I got you.

All right, here we go.

Dan, whenever you're ready.
All the pressure's on you.

- It's gonna be great.

* *

* Get this party started
on a Saturday night *

* Something going--
waiting for me to arrive *

You're welcome.

* Sending out the message *

* To all of my friends *

* I'll be looking wonderful
in my Nova *

* Yeah, oh, baby *

* I got lots of style,
check my diamond rings *

* I can go for miles
while I sing *

Dammit!
- Ah!

- I mean--

It's delicious. Its gin!

It's gin.

I'll do--I lost on purpose.

- Oh, my God.
- I have a problem.

- I just wanna get--
can I get a slow-mo?

- Dammit!

Dammit!
- Ah!

- Oh, you got that wrong.

That's 50,000 points

for Nikki and Jay right there.

- Oh, good.
- Whoo!

- Staying dry in their booth.

- I wouldn't have done
any better.

- All right, Nikki, Jay,
it is your turn.

Let's see what song
you guys get.

[randomized beeping]

"I'm Every Woman"
by Whitney Houston.

- Okay.

I'm--I'm only, like,
three to four women

depending on
the time of the month

so I think you should
take this one, Jay.

- I got, like,
200 personalities.

I'm sure, like, at least a few
of them are women in there.

That's fine.
- You got this, you got this.

- Okay, all right, I'll do it.
- You got this?

All right, buddy, here we go.

"I'm Every Woman"
by Whitney Houston.

Whenever you're ready.

* *

- Come on.

Three, uh, uh-uh-uh.

* Oh, oh, oh *

* I do it naturally *

Oh! [spluttering]

- My spray tan!

- That's what we needed!
We needed that.

- It's cold? I'm sorry.

- It's so much more
than I thought it'd be.

- [laughs]

- Ah!

- Sorry, you didn't get
that one completely correct.

50,000 points
for Dan and Terry.

- Yeah! Yes!
- Whoo!

- All right, guys, for this
final song, all four of you

are going to take turns
singing, so pay attention.

Your screen will switch off
line by line.

When the music stops,
you'll have to nail the lyrics

or you and your partner
will get sprayed.

And this round is worth
200,000 points,

so whoever wins this
wins the whole thing...

- What?
- For their charity.

Let's see
what our final song is.

[randomized beeping]

- Oh, ooh, yeah!

- "A Thousand Miles"
by Vanessa Carlton.

- Yes!
- All right.

It's good, it's good.
- Yes!

- All right.

- Dan, you are gonna
start us off.

- All right.
- And you're gonna switch off.

Here we go.
Whenever you're ready.

* *

- Oh, I love it.

* *

This is a true story.

* Makin' my way downtown *

* Walkin' around,
I don't know what time it is *

- Nikki.

- * Starin' blankly ahead,
just makin' my way *

* Makin' my way
through the crowd *

- Yeah. Terry!

* *

- * And I need you *

* *

- * And I miss you *

* *

- * And now I wonder *

- * If I could fall
into the sky *

* Do you think time
would pass me by *

- * Cause you know I'd walk
a thousand miles *

* If I could just
see you... *

- Come on!
- * Tonight *

- Come on. Come on, man!

Come on, man!

[in deep slo-mo voice]
Come on, man!

- You guys won!
You're the champs!

Get out here.

[exciting rock music]

- Whoo!

- Here you go, you won.

Good job.
- Oh, my God.

We won!

Whoo!

- We did it!
- It feels good!

Feels good to win!

That's my jam!

- Thank you all for playing.

Thank you all for watching.

Adam Blackstone
and the Jam Band,

please take us out.

We'll see you next time on
"That's My Jam."

Bye, everybody.

[overlapping chatter]

- That ain't even fair.
You know that ain't fair.

You know that it ain't fair.

- Ain't nothin' wrong
with cheatin'!

- [laughs]

- * That's my,
that's my, that's my *

* That's My Jam *

* *

- I love winning.

More than anything!

[exciting rock music]

* *