Tell Me You Love Me (2007): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
Jaime can't shake the memory of Hugo; new clouds emerge for Palek and Carolyn after an incident at a gathering of friends.
PALEK [ON SPEAKER PHONE]:
Yeah.
Yeah, feels good.
What else?
Okay, now I'm gonna
get on my knees...
Yep. Yep.
...and I'm gonna take
your dick in my mouth,
Yeah.
How's that feel?
That feel good?
Yes. My cock's
in your mouth right now.
It feels good
when you suck on it.
Yeah, baby, it feels great.
And it's big and it's hard.
I'm gonna take
my panties off...
And then you start
playing with yourself?
Uh-huh, I'm gonna play
with myself,
you like that?
You wanna watch me do that?
Yeah.
Then you're gonna
keep sucking on my dick.
My dick's in your mouth
right now.
Uh-huh, it feels so good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so big and hard
inside me.
Yeah. My dick is hard and it's
in your mouth right now.
Uh-huh.
You're suckin' on it.
I'm suckin' on it.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Are you gonna come?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally.
Totally--
I'm gonna fuckin' come.
I'm gonna come in your mouth.
I'm gonna come in your mouth.
You're gonna come in my m--
Can you come in the cup
a little bit as well?
Oh, right.
[GRUNTS]
[GROANING]
Good, thanks.
No, no, I've got
26 gauge on the truck.
Yeah, but you see,
that's what's confusing me.
Michelle's notes from
the initial phone call
clearly say 30 gauge.
All right, here,
let me look at her notes.
Yeah, they do.
But 26 is fine.
Uh...
...can you just
go ahead and sign it?
Michelle scares me.
I know, Jeff, but you
gotta get over that.
She's been working
here 20 years.
Hopefully, she won't
be able to read it.
Hey, how's Holly?
She nervous about
junior high?
Man, I'll tell ya,
never in my wildest dreams
could I have imagined
12-year-old girls
to be this terrifying.
[GROANS]
You goin' through that
with Isabella?
Not yet.
You guys going to Rita's
birthday thing?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Are you?
Yeah.
Mmm.
Our anniversary's the day after.
Again?
Every year, buddy.
Wow.
Which is it, 14, 15?
Twelfth.
Right. Wow...
Yeah. Ha-ha...
What are you
gonna get her?
Ah...something good.
She deserves it.
She does.
So do you, man.
Oh...
Hope she takes
care of you.
Oh, she always does.
[CHUCKLES]
See ya.
Yeah.
PALEK:
Whoa, man.
TECHNICIAN:
Very bad sperm.
It's an epidemic.
We're in the middle
of a world-wide sperm crisis.
Really?
Yeah.
And it's just the beginning.
PALEK:
Wow, well--
W-w-what's happening to it?
Feminization.
TECHNICIAN:
Now, that is beautiful sperm.
Beautiful motility,
beautiful count...
Nice job, man.
Well, thanks.
I don't know if I had
a lot to do with it but...
...feels pretty good.
All good.
CAROLYN:
Really?
Beautiful motility,
beautiful count.
Apparently,
I am not part of
the world-wide sperm crisis.
Wow, that's great.
I could sell it, he said.
Yeah, but please don't.
I'm thrilled.
Okay? I'm thrilled.
Um, I gotta go.
Palek?
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Congratulations?
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, I mean, it's great.
It really is,
it's just-- It's great.
Uh-huh?
I-I gotta go.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye.
[SCOFFS]
It's funny, you know...
Everyone has all these ideas
about what we should do,
you know...
"Do we get a babysitter?"
You know,
"Which restaurant
are we going to?"
"What did I get him?"
One dumb woman
actually suggested
that we spend the night
in a hotel, you know,
like that's...
You didn't like
that suggestion?
Well, I think that's...
...pretty stupid, yeah.
Do you have any water? I'm--
Uh-huh.
Uh, I'll get it
if you tell me where it is.
No.
I'll be happy to get it.
That's okay.
I'll get you a glass of water.
Thank you.
[POURING]
You know, once
on our anniversary
my husband and I--
You're married?
Yes.
Forty-three years.
Wow, that's a lot of
anniversaries.
Yeah, not all of them good.
[CHUCKLES]
My friend's birthday party
is tomorrow and...
[SIGHS]
...all I can think about
is how to get through it
without anyone
mentioning it, you know.
You really think anybody's gonna
remember it's your anniversary?
Oh, Rita will.
I mean, our anniversary's the
day after her birthday, so...
I don't know,
I just want it to be over.
Because of what
happened last year
and what hasn't
happened since.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, I guess that makes it
two anniversaries, doesn't it?
Twelve years together
is a wonderful accomplishment.
Don't diminish it.
I'm not.
I'm not,
I'm proud of every year.
Good.
And does Dave
feel the same way
as you do about
your anniversary?
I don't know.
As I said, we avoid
talking about it, I mean,
you know, not our anniversary,
but, uh--
But this.
We avoid every mention,
of everything
as long as we
possibly can.
You know, there are ways
to celebrate
without having sex.
Well,
not on your anniversary.
Oh, I don't think
that's true.
Sure it is.
Sure it is.
Go to any store,
and tell any girl
in any department
that it's your anniversary,
and see what she says.
Katie.
The fight against other
people's expectations,
against your own,
is difficult
but it is a worthy one.
Forget about other
people's suggestions.
Forget about what you think
you're supposed to do.
And do what?
I mean, the whole point
of your anniversary
is to relive
your wedding night.
Many couples don't have sex
on their wedding night.
Yeah, well, we did.
So...
[*]
[KNOCKING]
Hey.
Hey.
You realize you
have no parking, right?
This isn't bad.
It's big.
I hate it.
Fucking landlord.
Want my sister
to call him?
She's like a bitch
at that shit.
Does it suck?
Uh...
...it all sucks.
Ah, God.
That's why since
I was like 12
I've always made a point
of leaving them
before they leave me.
Has he called you even?
You know, that son of a bitch
stole my favorite shirt?
Yeah, well,
I would be surprised
if that's the only
thing he took.
You know, I never
trusted him?
You know what?
Whatever he took, he can keep.
I don't care.
Maybe you should
come live with me.
If my house ever
gets finished.
I'm just so fucking mad.
Maybe you need a dog.
You know, take up
some space around here.
He's 27 years old.
Acts like a baby.
I need a shot.
You wanna shot? This is, um...
...depressing shit.
I miss him.
Don't.
Mmmm...
...it doesn't work that way.
I miss him.
I miss the shit out of him.
You know,
I can't fucking take it.
Uh...
You...
...need to have sex.
Sex, with somebody else.
Right away.
That is the only way
to handle this.
It's like when
you have a hangover;
you wake up
and you have a drink.
It's like-- Like the same thing.
[LAUGHING]
What's this?
Fucking Bogarting the shit.
[ALL TALKING]
DAVE:
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
Same guy?
Yes.
That's fantastic.
Come on in,
Dan's getting drinks.
MAN: Hey, guys.
BOTH:
Hey.
[ALL TALKING]
Hey, buddy.
You wanna drink?
Yeah, yeah, beer's good.
One for her in a glass.
Hello.
Hello, sir. Lovely to see you.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
DAVE:
Hello, all.
How are you?
What are you guys talking about?
Movies and how long
it has been since we've
been able to go to one.
Oh, you gotta
have date night.
Katie makes us
have date night.
Well, I don't make us,
we get out whenever we can--
What are these?
WOMAN:
I don't know, they're great.
MAN:
Yeah, but before that
we were talking about, uh--
Tom and Michelle.
Yeah, what about 'em?
WOMAN:
They're getting divorced.
No, come on. Why?
WOMAN:
They can't stand each other.
How-- How do you know?
WOMAN 2:
I'm friends with her sister.
Dave's not gonna want that.
I'll watch the kids.
KATIE:
No, it's fine.
Oh, come on, how could you
turn down a free night?
'Cause I wanna be with them.
I mean, I don't get to go out
with the kids that often, so...
Ah, I think it's a mistake.
No, it isn't.
It is, Katie.
[SCOFFS]
Stop torturing her.
Really.
I'm not torturing her, jeez.
You are.
[CHUCKLES]
You think this pudding
is sugar-free?
Mm.
Do we?
Yes, Katie.
All pudding is sugar-free.
Yeah, great.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm gonna go find Dave.
Is she okay?
Yeah, she's fine.
She loves her husband,
she loves her kids.
She's not happy.
Well, what should she do, bail?
Like you?
Oh--
I'm just saying,
she's not happy.
You don't know that.
Well, I don't think
your solution
of maintenance sex every
Saturday is what she wants.
Oh, that's nice.
Sorry.
Sex with Dan every Saturday,
completely works for me.
It leaves me time for
follow-up sex with myself.
[LAUGHS]
Where is my husband?
[SIGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]
[SCOFFS]
Hi.
Hi.
Everything okay?
Mm-hm.
I was just close by and
I wanted to surprise you.
How was your day?
Good. Fast.
How 'bout yours?
Oh.
Lots of couples
in a lot of pain.
Over what?
Things we dealt with
long time ago.
Yeah.
We can drive together,
I'll leave my car here.
Go home together?
Sure.
What?
I called John
this morning.
What?
Had a good talk.
Why?
I've known him
as long as you have.
Arthur, you had absolutely
no right to do that.
Oh, now, Mae,
I think I did I...
What'd you talk about?
Just, you know, uh...
Life without his wife,
his daughter,
the weather...
But we both know
it was really about you.
You are giving this much
more power than it deserves.
Let's just leave it alone,
you know.
I don't need to see him.
I want you to see him.
No, I d-- I have no--
I want you to see him
and then come home to me.
Hey, Dylan,
it's Jaime.
Ah, I was wondering if you and
Emma wanted to do something?
Uh, give me a call.
Bye.
Okay, so call me, okay?
Bye.
Hey, Sasha, it's Jaime.
You around?
Uh...
Give me a call. 'Kay?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hello?
MAN:
Hey.
Hi.
You called.
I did.
Move on down to work?
Yeah, looks like it.
I'm sorry.
Thanks.
So how you been?
Good. Seein' a girl.
Jill.
Oh, yeah, you like her?
Uh...
...I don't know yet.
Wanna...
...drink?
Yeah.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
What about this?
Does this look
like Mommy?
It's ugly.
It is, isn't it?
It's gonna be hard
to outdo last year.
We gave each other
the patio.
[SIGHS]
DAVE:
Go jump in a lake.
ISABELLA:
Go pick your nose.
Ooh. Go...
...fly a kite.
Go take a long walk
on a short pier.
Go row a boat.
Go...
Mom will love this.
You think this
looks like Mommy?
It's purple.
Yeah, yeah, but, um...
Forget it.
N-n-n-n-no.
I-I like it, I--
I like it.
Here, let's...
Yeah, there we go.
Okay.
Hey, what's up?
Nothing, just working.
Hi, doll.
Hey.
How are you?
You guys know
each other, right?
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, how are you?
How's it going?
Mmm.
Looks like you made it
through your shift.
That's a good sign, right?
Mm-hm.
Oh, and it's okay,
I-- I told him.
You did?
Well, yeah, I don't know,
he's my boyfriend,
I tell him everything.
[CLEARS THROAT]
That's okay, right?
Yeah, I guess.
So have you talked to him
or seen him or anything?
Nope.
That's good.
You'll get over him faster
if you don't.
Yeah, that's what everyone
keeps telling me.
So when I break up with you
I don't have to call you?
No. You do.
Wait, Jaime,
where you going?
Come on,
I don't work 'till 6.
Come on, just one drink.
Come on...
All right, can you guys just
not be all over each other
in front of me right now
'cause I'm just not into it?
Sure.
Okay.
Thank you.
You could totally be
all over him if you want.
Please do.
Hey, I know it sucks.
I don't mean to sound
like a dick.
Oh, it's all right.
They were gonna
get married.
I know.
I mean, I said,
it sucks.
It sucks.
Like, weren't you scared?
I'd have been scared.
No, I was excited.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, why?
What's the difference?
Married? Not married?
What do you mean?
There's a difference.
It's a life together.
Well, yeah, but,
I'm not getting
married 'till I'm 60.
Yeah, I agree.
And you know that most marriages
end in divorce anyway.
So, like, what's the point?
MAN:
Yeah, marriage is completely
against our nature.
People used
to get married.
Yeah, because
they died at age 20.
Monogamy is only supposed
to last, like, 6 years.
Tops.
That's it's shelf-life.
Really?
Yeah.
All right, fine,
if I knew I was
gonna die next year,
yeah, fine, fuck it,
I'd get married.
How 'bout, shut up?
Well, I believe in it.
In the whole
fucking thing.
The little white house,
with the picket fence
and the dogs and the kids
and the waking up
and brushing your teeth
and the washing the dishes
and the making the dinner
and the happily ever after.
All of it.
Why?
What is wrong with you?
You know what?
You guys don't even know
what you're talking about
because I said the same shit
before I met Hugo.
Hm. So, what? You don't
think we're in love enough
or something?
I don't know if you are.
But I was.
Mm.
Should you be smoking
in here?
There's nobody
here.
Hey, Nate just called.
They're doing sort of
an impromptu game night thing
I thought maybe--
Game night?
I hate game night.
Well, I'll cheat.
I'll slip in some
Meatloaf references.
[CHUCKLES]
You promise?
I promise.
Come on, let's go.
It'll be fun.
Also, it'll be fun,
[CHUCKLES]
and you know--
You know who's going?
Me.
[CHUCKLES]
Well, could we win at least,
'cause we never win.
So--
We always win.
No, we never win.
Whatever.
I think we should go, I mean,
we haven't been out in months.
Come on.
[SIGHS]
Okay.
Okay.
But if that Saskia buzzes me,
I'm gonna fuckin' punch you.
Oh, okay.
PALEK:
Jersey!
[ALL TALKING]
[TIMER BUZZES]
Ah!
Giraffe!
Giraffe?
[ALL LAUGHING]
Giraffe.
Giraffe?
Well, you kept giving me
the same clue.
You keep saying, uh,
"long neck..."
Right.
Is there another clue
other than "long neck?"
What else does
"long neck" mean?
Long Neck, New Jersey,
long neck beer,
long-necked Gwyneth Paltrow.
[ALL LAUGHING]
"Gwyneth?"
Yeah.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Oh, uh, maybe later.
I'll take it.
MAN:
It's yours.
Okay, who's next? We, uh--
I want another turn before
we all get too drunk.
It's actually us,
you ready, honey?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom first.
Excuse me.
Hey, has anybody noticed?
I've lost 6 pounds
for the reunion.
MAN: Hey.
PALEK: Nice.
I'm, uh-- I'm not going.
I am, I had a ball
at the 10th.
Oh, me too.
I loved Pam Gellar's
striped pantsuit.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
That's cruel.
You're in a good
mood tonight.
I am.
[GAGGING, COUGHING]
Is Julia okay?
[GAGGING CONTINUES]
MAN 1:
Oh, she's fine.
Sh-she's good.
MAN 2:
Are you sure?
Yeah, sh-she's fine.
Um...
We're, uh--
Pregnant again.
[GASP]
MAN: Shut up.
You're pregnant?
Yeah.
Wow, again?
Yeah, th-three.
That's great.
That's really, really great.
Thank you.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Oh, I don't know,
it's a little early but--
Whatever, I mean,
a kid's a kid right?
That's really, really great.
Cool.
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
We are.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Carolyn, why don't
you be on my team?
Sure.
[ALL TALKING]
Got it?
Yeah.
Well, I can't say we're on
number three or anything
but, uh...
Bu-but what?
Are-- Are you...?
Uh, we're--
We're trying. We're, uh--
We're officially
trying, so...
MAN:
That rocks, that's great.
[ALL TALKING]
Sorry,
we up?
MAN:
Yeah.
JULIA:
Okay, sorry.
MAN:
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, excuse me.
Actually, we've been trying
for almost a year.
Right, Palek?
He, uh--
Had his sperm
tested yesterday
and it is really,
really good.
Uh, we're not pregnant
but his sperm is really,
really good.
Right?
That's true.
MAN:
I have sperm envy.
Here's to sperm.
Yeah?
[MAN GROANS]
JULIA:
D-did I miss something?
ISABELLA:
If you wanted fries,
why'd you get vegetables?
I didn't want just any fries,
I wanted your fries.
Is that pink?
No, it looks good to me.
Honey, does that
look okay to you?
Would you like another
glass of merlot?
DAVE:
Um...
You wanna share a glass?
Sure.
I can put it in two glasses
if you want.
That'd be great. Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
Here, okay, Josh.
Sit up, sweetie.
Here you go, buddy.
Chicken first.
Napkin.
Good.
Come on.
You look very
pretty tonight.
JOSH:
Hey, no secrets!
Yeah, no secrets, none.
Okay.
Dad got you a present.
And I am very excited.
Sure did.
We brought it with us.
I know.
I can't wait.
Why don't you
open it now?
Well, no, we can
just do it later.
Yeah.
Please?
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Who wrapped it?
Me.
It's pretty.
Mm-hm.
It's such a noisy...
Wow, ah-ha...
[CLEARS THROAT]
Wow, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
There's more.
Really? Okay.
Uh...
Oh.
What is it?
Pajamas, honey.
Honey, out of--
Out of everything
that we saw,
Isabella liked that
the most.
Right?
ISABELLA:
Do you like it?
I love it.
I love it.
Whatever, you can
justify it any way you want
but it was wrong.
Look, I don't-- I just--
I don't wanna be
that couple anymore.
Okay? That weird couple
that everybody's weird around.
That's-- That's not who we are.
And I don't wanna do it anymore.
What?
What? What don't you wanna do?
Keeping this thing a secret.
"This thing?"
Now, having a baby
is called "this thing?"
Oh, fuck, forget it!
You fucking-- You're drunk!
No, I'm not.
[GIGGLES]
Ow.
Shit.
I'm a dick, I shouldn't
have called you.
I'm sorry.
I just-- I'm so
fucked up about him.
[GRUNTS]
Mmm, yeah, well, you know,
not having sex
is one thing but a kiss
on the head is cold.
I still love you.
Right.
I'm gonna go.
Well, it's too bad
I never got to meet him.
Yeah, he's a great guy.
You were gonna get married, huh?
What happened?
I don't know.
You know?
It ended the same way
it started.
Just kind of, all of a sudden.
Anyway.
Mmm.
[DIALING]
[RINGING]
Jill, it's me.
What's up?
Hugo, you know, every hour
that you don't call back
just causes more damage.
Enough already, fuck.
Look, this sucks.
Are you just sitting there
listening to my messages?
Or are you just ignoring
my phone calls?
Hey, where are you?
[VOICES ON TV]
You just had to take it
that far didn't you?
You started it.
As if there wasn't enough
pressure on us already.
I'm just so fuckin'
mad at you.
Nothing's wrong with us,
we're fine
but that's not
how you act.
We're not fine.
We're not pregnant,
so we're not fine. Well--
But we will be.
Well, we're not.
And now everybody knows.
Who cares?
I do.
We're going
to get pregnant.
Okay?
Right.
'Cause now you're sure.
I'm sorry?
Nothing.
What does that mean?
Nothing.
I'll get you pregnant.
I will fuckin'
get you pregnant.
Ah, whatever.
I don't even
fuckin' care.
Fuck this.
Come on, don't fuckin' hide on
the computer, come on.
Palek, this doesn't help.
[TYPING]
[HUFFS]
Come on.
Can we go to bed?
Can we just go to bed?
No, I just-- Just leave me alone
for a couple hours
and I'll be fine--
What do you mean? Come on.
Just put--
Come on, Palek. Don't do this.
Come on, let's just
go to bed, okay? Come on.
No, I'm not-- Don't.
Come on.
Don't.
What do mean "don't?"
Come on, just--
What the fuck are you doing?
Seriously,
just fuckin'
leave me alone.
This is bullshit, come on.
What are--
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, I love you.
[SIGHS]
You're fuckin' crazy.
I'm fuckin' crazy?
Yeah.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GROANS]
[MOANS]
[CRIES]
[GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
Listen to me.
[CRYING]
[*]
Coming through, come on.
Move it.
Thanks a lot.
Yo.
Hey, thanks for meeting me.
What was I gonna do, right?
Watch Terrence sleep?
I just couldn't go into that
fucking apartment we got.
At least not sober.
Yo, what's up?
Can I get you guys a drink?
We're good.
Hi, my name's Chuck.
You gonna sit there
all night, dude?
Or what?
I'm out of here.
Uh, look what you did.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
He hasn't called.
He's-- He's not gonna call.
And you're not gonna call him.
You're not gonna call him.
Not only am I gonna call him
but I'm gonna call him again
and I'm gonna
keep on calling him.
Wh-- Come on, where's
your fucking pride?
Damn, Jaime,
what has happened to you?
I was gonna get married.
And instead,
I'm in this shit-hole.
Oh...
You, you,
you need some help.
You know what?
I have checked everywhere.
I've checked IM, text,
my messages, my phone, emails
and it's like he's just
completely disappeared
and I'm so fucking mad
that he--
Okay, I don't know
how to handle this.
Okay, I just--
If it was me, I would've
slept with someone by now.
But you're not
gonna do that.
I would've fucked
Chuck or whatever, okay?
To feel better than--
Than this, okay?
Look, you need
to see a shrink.
My sister sees a shrink
and she hates everybody.
Right?
Come on, let's...
Let's get out of here.
This place sucks balls.
I was gonna get you
something else but
because of your promotion
and because you still
have a full head of hair, I--
I got you that.
I'm scared.
Open it.
I'm not wearing this, right?
Honey, I didn't
know what to do.
Isabella really
wanted to get it for you.
I wonder why she picked this.
No clue.
No clue and to tell you truth
I didn't want to dig
very deep on that one.
Is there a receipt?
It's there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, TiVo.
Oh, my G-- TiVo.
Was it expensive?
I love it.
Mmm.
Thank you.
Honey, smell my hair.
[SNIFFS]
I think I have
steak-hair, don't I?
[CHUCKLES]
Smells fine to me.
[CHUCKLES]
I think I'm gonna take a shower.
Good.
Good?
Okay.
[*]
Over here.
Over here.
Yeah.
This will make you
forget about that fucker.
No.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
Be nice,
she's puttin' herself
through grad school, man.
[GASPS]
Okay...
[LAUGHING]
MASON:
Oh, shit.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, my.
[GIGGLES]
Oh, mm-mm.
I'm sorry.
No, thank you.
You are like
a human fucking Valium.
[FAUCET RUNNING]
Ow, I'm sore.
I'm sorry.
How do those crazy drug-addict
girls get pregnant?
How come?
Why them, not me?
Don't, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
[SNIFFS]
We're gonna have
an angry baby, now.
Hmm?
You know that.
Angry sex, angry baby.
Well, if that's true,
than my parents
must've fucked over the phone.
[LAUGHS]
Wait, what does that mean?
I don't know.
It's all disconnected.
Well, one good thing is
that we can't be worse
parents than our parents.
Just by the law of "you can't
be less than the least."
Oh, I think we'd
be really good.
You do.
Yeah.
Who do you think
she'll be?
Cute.
No, I mean it.
Well, if she's--
And I don't know why I said she,
but, okay, um...
Well, if she's the best of us
she'll be unbelievable.
If she's the worst
then at least she'll know
she won't be any worse
than her parents.
Hmm.
You wanna watch a movie?
Yeah.
Can it make us cry?
Mm-hm.
[TV STATIC]
What are we gonna do
if we don't get pregnant?
What?
Well, I mean...
What if we don't,
I mean, what do we do?
You just fucked the shit out
of me, swearing the whole time
you were gonna
get me pregnant.
And I will, but what if?
What if what?
What? Do you not
want this?
Hey, hey, calm down.
I'm just asking.
Shitty timing.
Oh, God, I'm so sick of this.
Everything I do--
It's wrong.
[DEEP BREATHING]
I'm in this too.
Well, I don't know
what we do.
You tell me what we do
if we don't get pregnant.
'Cause I don't
think about it.
Ever.
You asleep?
[SIGH, LAUGH]
No.
What are you thinking about?
Us.
Really?
Nobody else?
No.
This is great.
Come here.
Look at what
this thing does.
If you take the--
Oh...
I love you, honey.
But what?
What do you mean, but what?
But what, Dave?
[*]
[*]
Hey, you've reached Hugo.
Please leave a message after
the tone. Thank you.
Are you there?
Hugo.
You there?
I can't stop thinking
about you and...
You know, I miss you.
And I need you.
Call me.
I love you.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GROANS]
I'm so sorry.
Fuck me.
[*]
Yeah.
Yeah, feels good.
What else?
Okay, now I'm gonna
get on my knees...
Yep. Yep.
...and I'm gonna take
your dick in my mouth,
Yeah.
How's that feel?
That feel good?
Yes. My cock's
in your mouth right now.
It feels good
when you suck on it.
Yeah, baby, it feels great.
And it's big and it's hard.
I'm gonna take
my panties off...
And then you start
playing with yourself?
Uh-huh, I'm gonna play
with myself,
you like that?
You wanna watch me do that?
Yeah.
Then you're gonna
keep sucking on my dick.
My dick's in your mouth
right now.
Uh-huh, it feels so good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so big and hard
inside me.
Yeah. My dick is hard and it's
in your mouth right now.
Uh-huh.
You're suckin' on it.
I'm suckin' on it.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Are you gonna come?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally.
Totally--
I'm gonna fuckin' come.
I'm gonna come in your mouth.
I'm gonna come in your mouth.
You're gonna come in my m--
Can you come in the cup
a little bit as well?
Oh, right.
[GRUNTS]
[GROANING]
Good, thanks.
No, no, I've got
26 gauge on the truck.
Yeah, but you see,
that's what's confusing me.
Michelle's notes from
the initial phone call
clearly say 30 gauge.
All right, here,
let me look at her notes.
Yeah, they do.
But 26 is fine.
Uh...
...can you just
go ahead and sign it?
Michelle scares me.
I know, Jeff, but you
gotta get over that.
She's been working
here 20 years.
Hopefully, she won't
be able to read it.
Hey, how's Holly?
She nervous about
junior high?
Man, I'll tell ya,
never in my wildest dreams
could I have imagined
12-year-old girls
to be this terrifying.
[GROANS]
You goin' through that
with Isabella?
Not yet.
You guys going to Rita's
birthday thing?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Are you?
Yeah.
Mmm.
Our anniversary's the day after.
Again?
Every year, buddy.
Wow.
Which is it, 14, 15?
Twelfth.
Right. Wow...
Yeah. Ha-ha...
What are you
gonna get her?
Ah...something good.
She deserves it.
She does.
So do you, man.
Oh...
Hope she takes
care of you.
Oh, she always does.
[CHUCKLES]
See ya.
Yeah.
PALEK:
Whoa, man.
TECHNICIAN:
Very bad sperm.
It's an epidemic.
We're in the middle
of a world-wide sperm crisis.
Really?
Yeah.
And it's just the beginning.
PALEK:
Wow, well--
W-w-what's happening to it?
Feminization.
TECHNICIAN:
Now, that is beautiful sperm.
Beautiful motility,
beautiful count...
Nice job, man.
Well, thanks.
I don't know if I had
a lot to do with it but...
...feels pretty good.
All good.
CAROLYN:
Really?
Beautiful motility,
beautiful count.
Apparently,
I am not part of
the world-wide sperm crisis.
Wow, that's great.
I could sell it, he said.
Yeah, but please don't.
I'm thrilled.
Okay? I'm thrilled.
Um, I gotta go.
Palek?
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Congratulations?
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, I mean, it's great.
It really is,
it's just-- It's great.
Uh-huh?
I-I gotta go.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye.
[SCOFFS]
It's funny, you know...
Everyone has all these ideas
about what we should do,
you know...
"Do we get a babysitter?"
You know,
"Which restaurant
are we going to?"
"What did I get him?"
One dumb woman
actually suggested
that we spend the night
in a hotel, you know,
like that's...
You didn't like
that suggestion?
Well, I think that's...
...pretty stupid, yeah.
Do you have any water? I'm--
Uh-huh.
Uh, I'll get it
if you tell me where it is.
No.
I'll be happy to get it.
That's okay.
I'll get you a glass of water.
Thank you.
[POURING]
You know, once
on our anniversary
my husband and I--
You're married?
Yes.
Forty-three years.
Wow, that's a lot of
anniversaries.
Yeah, not all of them good.
[CHUCKLES]
My friend's birthday party
is tomorrow and...
[SIGHS]
...all I can think about
is how to get through it
without anyone
mentioning it, you know.
You really think anybody's gonna
remember it's your anniversary?
Oh, Rita will.
I mean, our anniversary's the
day after her birthday, so...
I don't know,
I just want it to be over.
Because of what
happened last year
and what hasn't
happened since.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, I guess that makes it
two anniversaries, doesn't it?
Twelve years together
is a wonderful accomplishment.
Don't diminish it.
I'm not.
I'm not,
I'm proud of every year.
Good.
And does Dave
feel the same way
as you do about
your anniversary?
I don't know.
As I said, we avoid
talking about it, I mean,
you know, not our anniversary,
but, uh--
But this.
We avoid every mention,
of everything
as long as we
possibly can.
You know, there are ways
to celebrate
without having sex.
Well,
not on your anniversary.
Oh, I don't think
that's true.
Sure it is.
Sure it is.
Go to any store,
and tell any girl
in any department
that it's your anniversary,
and see what she says.
Katie.
The fight against other
people's expectations,
against your own,
is difficult
but it is a worthy one.
Forget about other
people's suggestions.
Forget about what you think
you're supposed to do.
And do what?
I mean, the whole point
of your anniversary
is to relive
your wedding night.
Many couples don't have sex
on their wedding night.
Yeah, well, we did.
So...
[*]
[KNOCKING]
Hey.
Hey.
You realize you
have no parking, right?
This isn't bad.
It's big.
I hate it.
Fucking landlord.
Want my sister
to call him?
She's like a bitch
at that shit.
Does it suck?
Uh...
...it all sucks.
Ah, God.
That's why since
I was like 12
I've always made a point
of leaving them
before they leave me.
Has he called you even?
You know, that son of a bitch
stole my favorite shirt?
Yeah, well,
I would be surprised
if that's the only
thing he took.
You know, I never
trusted him?
You know what?
Whatever he took, he can keep.
I don't care.
Maybe you should
come live with me.
If my house ever
gets finished.
I'm just so fucking mad.
Maybe you need a dog.
You know, take up
some space around here.
He's 27 years old.
Acts like a baby.
I need a shot.
You wanna shot? This is, um...
...depressing shit.
I miss him.
Don't.
Mmmm...
...it doesn't work that way.
I miss him.
I miss the shit out of him.
You know,
I can't fucking take it.
Uh...
You...
...need to have sex.
Sex, with somebody else.
Right away.
That is the only way
to handle this.
It's like when
you have a hangover;
you wake up
and you have a drink.
It's like-- Like the same thing.
[LAUGHING]
What's this?
Fucking Bogarting the shit.
[ALL TALKING]
DAVE:
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
Same guy?
Yes.
That's fantastic.
Come on in,
Dan's getting drinks.
MAN: Hey, guys.
BOTH:
Hey.
[ALL TALKING]
Hey, buddy.
You wanna drink?
Yeah, yeah, beer's good.
One for her in a glass.
Hello.
Hello, sir. Lovely to see you.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
DAVE:
Hello, all.
How are you?
What are you guys talking about?
Movies and how long
it has been since we've
been able to go to one.
Oh, you gotta
have date night.
Katie makes us
have date night.
Well, I don't make us,
we get out whenever we can--
What are these?
WOMAN:
I don't know, they're great.
MAN:
Yeah, but before that
we were talking about, uh--
Tom and Michelle.
Yeah, what about 'em?
WOMAN:
They're getting divorced.
No, come on. Why?
WOMAN:
They can't stand each other.
How-- How do you know?
WOMAN 2:
I'm friends with her sister.
Dave's not gonna want that.
I'll watch the kids.
KATIE:
No, it's fine.
Oh, come on, how could you
turn down a free night?
'Cause I wanna be with them.
I mean, I don't get to go out
with the kids that often, so...
Ah, I think it's a mistake.
No, it isn't.
It is, Katie.
[SCOFFS]
Stop torturing her.
Really.
I'm not torturing her, jeez.
You are.
[CHUCKLES]
You think this pudding
is sugar-free?
Mm.
Do we?
Yes, Katie.
All pudding is sugar-free.
Yeah, great.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm gonna go find Dave.
Is she okay?
Yeah, she's fine.
She loves her husband,
she loves her kids.
She's not happy.
Well, what should she do, bail?
Like you?
Oh--
I'm just saying,
she's not happy.
You don't know that.
Well, I don't think
your solution
of maintenance sex every
Saturday is what she wants.
Oh, that's nice.
Sorry.
Sex with Dan every Saturday,
completely works for me.
It leaves me time for
follow-up sex with myself.
[LAUGHS]
Where is my husband?
[SIGHS]
[DOOR OPENS]
[SCOFFS]
Hi.
Hi.
Everything okay?
Mm-hm.
I was just close by and
I wanted to surprise you.
How was your day?
Good. Fast.
How 'bout yours?
Oh.
Lots of couples
in a lot of pain.
Over what?
Things we dealt with
long time ago.
Yeah.
We can drive together,
I'll leave my car here.
Go home together?
Sure.
What?
I called John
this morning.
What?
Had a good talk.
Why?
I've known him
as long as you have.
Arthur, you had absolutely
no right to do that.
Oh, now, Mae,
I think I did I...
What'd you talk about?
Just, you know, uh...
Life without his wife,
his daughter,
the weather...
But we both know
it was really about you.
You are giving this much
more power than it deserves.
Let's just leave it alone,
you know.
I don't need to see him.
I want you to see him.
No, I d-- I have no--
I want you to see him
and then come home to me.
Hey, Dylan,
it's Jaime.
Ah, I was wondering if you and
Emma wanted to do something?
Uh, give me a call.
Bye.
Okay, so call me, okay?
Bye.
Hey, Sasha, it's Jaime.
You around?
Uh...
Give me a call. 'Kay?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hello?
MAN:
Hey.
Hi.
You called.
I did.
Move on down to work?
Yeah, looks like it.
I'm sorry.
Thanks.
So how you been?
Good. Seein' a girl.
Jill.
Oh, yeah, you like her?
Uh...
...I don't know yet.
Wanna...
...drink?
Yeah.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
What about this?
Does this look
like Mommy?
It's ugly.
It is, isn't it?
It's gonna be hard
to outdo last year.
We gave each other
the patio.
[SIGHS]
DAVE:
Go jump in a lake.
ISABELLA:
Go pick your nose.
Ooh. Go...
...fly a kite.
Go take a long walk
on a short pier.
Go row a boat.
Go...
Mom will love this.
You think this
looks like Mommy?
It's purple.
Yeah, yeah, but, um...
Forget it.
N-n-n-n-no.
I-I like it, I--
I like it.
Here, let's...
Yeah, there we go.
Okay.
Hey, what's up?
Nothing, just working.
Hi, doll.
Hey.
How are you?
You guys know
each other, right?
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, how are you?
How's it going?
Mmm.
Looks like you made it
through your shift.
That's a good sign, right?
Mm-hm.
Oh, and it's okay,
I-- I told him.
You did?
Well, yeah, I don't know,
he's my boyfriend,
I tell him everything.
[CLEARS THROAT]
That's okay, right?
Yeah, I guess.
So have you talked to him
or seen him or anything?
Nope.
That's good.
You'll get over him faster
if you don't.
Yeah, that's what everyone
keeps telling me.
So when I break up with you
I don't have to call you?
No. You do.
Wait, Jaime,
where you going?
Come on,
I don't work 'till 6.
Come on, just one drink.
Come on...
All right, can you guys just
not be all over each other
in front of me right now
'cause I'm just not into it?
Sure.
Okay.
Thank you.
You could totally be
all over him if you want.
Please do.
Hey, I know it sucks.
I don't mean to sound
like a dick.
Oh, it's all right.
They were gonna
get married.
I know.
I mean, I said,
it sucks.
It sucks.
Like, weren't you scared?
I'd have been scared.
No, I was excited.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, why?
What's the difference?
Married? Not married?
What do you mean?
There's a difference.
It's a life together.
Well, yeah, but,
I'm not getting
married 'till I'm 60.
Yeah, I agree.
And you know that most marriages
end in divorce anyway.
So, like, what's the point?
MAN:
Yeah, marriage is completely
against our nature.
People used
to get married.
Yeah, because
they died at age 20.
Monogamy is only supposed
to last, like, 6 years.
Tops.
That's it's shelf-life.
Really?
Yeah.
All right, fine,
if I knew I was
gonna die next year,
yeah, fine, fuck it,
I'd get married.
How 'bout, shut up?
Well, I believe in it.
In the whole
fucking thing.
The little white house,
with the picket fence
and the dogs and the kids
and the waking up
and brushing your teeth
and the washing the dishes
and the making the dinner
and the happily ever after.
All of it.
Why?
What is wrong with you?
You know what?
You guys don't even know
what you're talking about
because I said the same shit
before I met Hugo.
Hm. So, what? You don't
think we're in love enough
or something?
I don't know if you are.
But I was.
Mm.
Should you be smoking
in here?
There's nobody
here.
Hey, Nate just called.
They're doing sort of
an impromptu game night thing
I thought maybe--
Game night?
I hate game night.
Well, I'll cheat.
I'll slip in some
Meatloaf references.
[CHUCKLES]
You promise?
I promise.
Come on, let's go.
It'll be fun.
Also, it'll be fun,
[CHUCKLES]
and you know--
You know who's going?
Me.
[CHUCKLES]
Well, could we win at least,
'cause we never win.
So--
We always win.
No, we never win.
Whatever.
I think we should go, I mean,
we haven't been out in months.
Come on.
[SIGHS]
Okay.
Okay.
But if that Saskia buzzes me,
I'm gonna fuckin' punch you.
Oh, okay.
PALEK:
Jersey!
[ALL TALKING]
[TIMER BUZZES]
Ah!
Giraffe!
Giraffe?
[ALL LAUGHING]
Giraffe.
Giraffe?
Well, you kept giving me
the same clue.
You keep saying, uh,
"long neck..."
Right.
Is there another clue
other than "long neck?"
What else does
"long neck" mean?
Long Neck, New Jersey,
long neck beer,
long-necked Gwyneth Paltrow.
[ALL LAUGHING]
"Gwyneth?"
Yeah.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Oh, uh, maybe later.
I'll take it.
MAN:
It's yours.
Okay, who's next? We, uh--
I want another turn before
we all get too drunk.
It's actually us,
you ready, honey?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom first.
Excuse me.
Hey, has anybody noticed?
I've lost 6 pounds
for the reunion.
MAN: Hey.
PALEK: Nice.
I'm, uh-- I'm not going.
I am, I had a ball
at the 10th.
Oh, me too.
I loved Pam Gellar's
striped pantsuit.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
That's cruel.
You're in a good
mood tonight.
I am.
[GAGGING, COUGHING]
Is Julia okay?
[GAGGING CONTINUES]
MAN 1:
Oh, she's fine.
Sh-she's good.
MAN 2:
Are you sure?
Yeah, sh-she's fine.
Um...
We're, uh--
Pregnant again.
[GASP]
MAN: Shut up.
You're pregnant?
Yeah.
Wow, again?
Yeah, th-three.
That's great.
That's really, really great.
Thank you.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Oh, I don't know,
it's a little early but--
Whatever, I mean,
a kid's a kid right?
That's really, really great.
Cool.
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
We are.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Carolyn, why don't
you be on my team?
Sure.
[ALL TALKING]
Got it?
Yeah.
Well, I can't say we're on
number three or anything
but, uh...
Bu-but what?
Are-- Are you...?
Uh, we're--
We're trying. We're, uh--
We're officially
trying, so...
MAN:
That rocks, that's great.
[ALL TALKING]
Sorry,
we up?
MAN:
Yeah.
JULIA:
Okay, sorry.
MAN:
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, excuse me.
Actually, we've been trying
for almost a year.
Right, Palek?
He, uh--
Had his sperm
tested yesterday
and it is really,
really good.
Uh, we're not pregnant
but his sperm is really,
really good.
Right?
That's true.
MAN:
I have sperm envy.
Here's to sperm.
Yeah?
[MAN GROANS]
JULIA:
D-did I miss something?
ISABELLA:
If you wanted fries,
why'd you get vegetables?
I didn't want just any fries,
I wanted your fries.
Is that pink?
No, it looks good to me.
Honey, does that
look okay to you?
Would you like another
glass of merlot?
DAVE:
Um...
You wanna share a glass?
Sure.
I can put it in two glasses
if you want.
That'd be great. Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
Here, okay, Josh.
Sit up, sweetie.
Here you go, buddy.
Chicken first.
Napkin.
Good.
Come on.
You look very
pretty tonight.
JOSH:
Hey, no secrets!
Yeah, no secrets, none.
Okay.
Dad got you a present.
And I am very excited.
Sure did.
We brought it with us.
I know.
I can't wait.
Why don't you
open it now?
Well, no, we can
just do it later.
Yeah.
Please?
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Who wrapped it?
Me.
It's pretty.
Mm-hm.
It's such a noisy...
Wow, ah-ha...
[CLEARS THROAT]
Wow, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
There's more.
Really? Okay.
Uh...
Oh.
What is it?
Pajamas, honey.
Honey, out of--
Out of everything
that we saw,
Isabella liked that
the most.
Right?
ISABELLA:
Do you like it?
I love it.
I love it.
Whatever, you can
justify it any way you want
but it was wrong.
Look, I don't-- I just--
I don't wanna be
that couple anymore.
Okay? That weird couple
that everybody's weird around.
That's-- That's not who we are.
And I don't wanna do it anymore.
What?
What? What don't you wanna do?
Keeping this thing a secret.
"This thing?"
Now, having a baby
is called "this thing?"
Oh, fuck, forget it!
You fucking-- You're drunk!
No, I'm not.
[GIGGLES]
Ow.
Shit.
I'm a dick, I shouldn't
have called you.
I'm sorry.
I just-- I'm so
fucked up about him.
[GRUNTS]
Mmm, yeah, well, you know,
not having sex
is one thing but a kiss
on the head is cold.
I still love you.
Right.
I'm gonna go.
Well, it's too bad
I never got to meet him.
Yeah, he's a great guy.
You were gonna get married, huh?
What happened?
I don't know.
You know?
It ended the same way
it started.
Just kind of, all of a sudden.
Anyway.
Mmm.
[DIALING]
[RINGING]
Jill, it's me.
What's up?
Hugo, you know, every hour
that you don't call back
just causes more damage.
Enough already, fuck.
Look, this sucks.
Are you just sitting there
listening to my messages?
Or are you just ignoring
my phone calls?
Hey, where are you?
[VOICES ON TV]
You just had to take it
that far didn't you?
You started it.
As if there wasn't enough
pressure on us already.
I'm just so fuckin'
mad at you.
Nothing's wrong with us,
we're fine
but that's not
how you act.
We're not fine.
We're not pregnant,
so we're not fine. Well--
But we will be.
Well, we're not.
And now everybody knows.
Who cares?
I do.
We're going
to get pregnant.
Okay?
Right.
'Cause now you're sure.
I'm sorry?
Nothing.
What does that mean?
Nothing.
I'll get you pregnant.
I will fuckin'
get you pregnant.
Ah, whatever.
I don't even
fuckin' care.
Fuck this.
Come on, don't fuckin' hide on
the computer, come on.
Palek, this doesn't help.
[TYPING]
[HUFFS]
Come on.
Can we go to bed?
Can we just go to bed?
No, I just-- Just leave me alone
for a couple hours
and I'll be fine--
What do you mean? Come on.
Just put--
Come on, Palek. Don't do this.
Come on, let's just
go to bed, okay? Come on.
No, I'm not-- Don't.
Come on.
Don't.
What do mean "don't?"
Come on, just--
What the fuck are you doing?
Seriously,
just fuckin'
leave me alone.
This is bullshit, come on.
What are--
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, I love you.
[SIGHS]
You're fuckin' crazy.
I'm fuckin' crazy?
Yeah.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GROANS]
[MOANS]
[CRIES]
[GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
Listen to me.
[CRYING]
[*]
Coming through, come on.
Move it.
Thanks a lot.
Yo.
Hey, thanks for meeting me.
What was I gonna do, right?
Watch Terrence sleep?
I just couldn't go into that
fucking apartment we got.
At least not sober.
Yo, what's up?
Can I get you guys a drink?
We're good.
Hi, my name's Chuck.
You gonna sit there
all night, dude?
Or what?
I'm out of here.
Uh, look what you did.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
He hasn't called.
He's-- He's not gonna call.
And you're not gonna call him.
You're not gonna call him.
Not only am I gonna call him
but I'm gonna call him again
and I'm gonna
keep on calling him.
Wh-- Come on, where's
your fucking pride?
Damn, Jaime,
what has happened to you?
I was gonna get married.
And instead,
I'm in this shit-hole.
Oh...
You, you,
you need some help.
You know what?
I have checked everywhere.
I've checked IM, text,
my messages, my phone, emails
and it's like he's just
completely disappeared
and I'm so fucking mad
that he--
Okay, I don't know
how to handle this.
Okay, I just--
If it was me, I would've
slept with someone by now.
But you're not
gonna do that.
I would've fucked
Chuck or whatever, okay?
To feel better than--
Than this, okay?
Look, you need
to see a shrink.
My sister sees a shrink
and she hates everybody.
Right?
Come on, let's...
Let's get out of here.
This place sucks balls.
I was gonna get you
something else but
because of your promotion
and because you still
have a full head of hair, I--
I got you that.
I'm scared.
Open it.
I'm not wearing this, right?
Honey, I didn't
know what to do.
Isabella really
wanted to get it for you.
I wonder why she picked this.
No clue.
No clue and to tell you truth
I didn't want to dig
very deep on that one.
Is there a receipt?
It's there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, TiVo.
Oh, my G-- TiVo.
Was it expensive?
I love it.
Mmm.
Thank you.
Honey, smell my hair.
[SNIFFS]
I think I have
steak-hair, don't I?
[CHUCKLES]
Smells fine to me.
[CHUCKLES]
I think I'm gonna take a shower.
Good.
Good?
Okay.
[*]
Over here.
Over here.
Yeah.
This will make you
forget about that fucker.
No.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
Be nice,
she's puttin' herself
through grad school, man.
[GASPS]
Okay...
[LAUGHING]
MASON:
Oh, shit.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, my.
[GIGGLES]
Oh, mm-mm.
I'm sorry.
No, thank you.
You are like
a human fucking Valium.
[FAUCET RUNNING]
Ow, I'm sore.
I'm sorry.
How do those crazy drug-addict
girls get pregnant?
How come?
Why them, not me?
Don't, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
[SNIFFS]
We're gonna have
an angry baby, now.
Hmm?
You know that.
Angry sex, angry baby.
Well, if that's true,
than my parents
must've fucked over the phone.
[LAUGHS]
Wait, what does that mean?
I don't know.
It's all disconnected.
Well, one good thing is
that we can't be worse
parents than our parents.
Just by the law of "you can't
be less than the least."
Oh, I think we'd
be really good.
You do.
Yeah.
Who do you think
she'll be?
Cute.
No, I mean it.
Well, if she's--
And I don't know why I said she,
but, okay, um...
Well, if she's the best of us
she'll be unbelievable.
If she's the worst
then at least she'll know
she won't be any worse
than her parents.
Hmm.
You wanna watch a movie?
Yeah.
Can it make us cry?
Mm-hm.
[TV STATIC]
What are we gonna do
if we don't get pregnant?
What?
Well, I mean...
What if we don't,
I mean, what do we do?
You just fucked the shit out
of me, swearing the whole time
you were gonna
get me pregnant.
And I will, but what if?
What if what?
What? Do you not
want this?
Hey, hey, calm down.
I'm just asking.
Shitty timing.
Oh, God, I'm so sick of this.
Everything I do--
It's wrong.
[DEEP BREATHING]
I'm in this too.
Well, I don't know
what we do.
You tell me what we do
if we don't get pregnant.
'Cause I don't
think about it.
Ever.
You asleep?
[SIGH, LAUGH]
No.
What are you thinking about?
Us.
Really?
Nobody else?
No.
This is great.
Come here.
Look at what
this thing does.
If you take the--
Oh...
I love you, honey.
But what?
What do you mean, but what?
But what, Dave?
[*]
[*]
Hey, you've reached Hugo.
Please leave a message after
the tone. Thank you.
Are you there?
Hugo.
You there?
I can't stop thinking
about you and...
You know, I miss you.
And I need you.
Call me.
I love you.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GROANS]
I'm so sorry.
Fuck me.
[*]