Teen Wolf (2011–2017): Season 2, Episode 3 - Ice Pick - full transcript

Previously on Teen Wolf...

They're not gonna split us

apart.

Not us.

There's another.

Please don't tell them.

They called it a fugue state.

I can't remember running through
the woods naked for two days.

Aah!

Unh!

How did you do that?



I'm the Alpha.

What the hell was that?

I don't know.

Ever wonder what happens if

a hunter gets bitten, Allison?

Ever wonder what happens
if you get bitten?

What do you think
your father would do?

What do you think
he'd have to do?

When all it would take to
change everything is... one bite.

And everything changes.

Is this how we're gonna do
father/daughter talks from now on?

No, this is how
we're gonna train you.

Do you know why we use arrows?

They can't heal
until it's taken out.



Look familiar?

You were going to kill him.

That's right.

And if we find Isaac on another
full moon, we will kill him.

That's the hard choice we make.

But it wasn't my choice.

Gerard?

No.

You see, our family has a
surprisingly progressive tradition.

Knowing wars and violence are
typically started by men,

we place the final decisions,
the hard ones... with the women.

Our sons are trained
to be soldiers.

Our daughters, to be leaders.

Training starts now.

Time her.

Congrats.

For what, it took
me two and half hours.

Took me three when I did it.

♪ Teen Wolf: "Ice Pick" ♪
Season 2 Episode 3

It had a tail.

I don't have a tail.

Maybe you just
haven't grown it yet.

I'm not growing a tail.

Ever.

Are you slowing down for me?

I was waiting for you.

What? Waiting for
me to catch up?

You looked like
you were struggling.

Maybe I was admiring the view.

Try admiring from afar.

♪ Oh-a-oh ♪

♪ oh-a-oh ♪

♪ I'll be the one you want ♪

♪ now I'm not, I'm not a ♪

♪ champion but I am, I am ♪

♪ I am the one you want ♪

Whoa!

McCall, I don't know why, but
your pain gives me a special

kind of joy.

Right?

All right, next two.

Stilinski, Erica, let's go.

The wall.

- Oh, please...
- Erica.

Dizzy?

Is it vertigo?

Vertigo's a dysfunction
of the vestibular system

of the inner ear.

She's just freaking out.

Erica.

I'm fine.

Coach, maybe it's not safe.

You know she's epileptic.

Why doesn't anybody
tell me this stuff?

Erica, y-you're fine.

Just kick off from the wall.

There's a mat to catch you.

Come on.

See, you're fine.

You're on the ground.

You're all right.
Let's go. Shake it off.

You're fine.

Listen up.

Anybody see Isaac Lahey, you
immediately tell the principal.

Get a teacher, or you call me.

Except for you, Greenberg.

Don't call me for anything.

I'm not kidding.

Don't call me.

You shouldn't even
have my number.

Isaac?

It's Derek's problem now.

What do you mean tonight's
not a good idea?

I don't know.

That thing that we saw last
night, Isaac missing, Allison's

grandfather.

All this stuff happening with
Derek just doesn't feel right.

No, you're not backing out.

Do you wanna know why?

Because you and Allison are
obviously having quite a good

time together.

And you know who else wants
to have a good time?

Stiles!

Stiles wants to have a good
time... Many, many times.

Several times in a row.

In several different positions.

Are you even listening to me?

What... what is that?

Put her on her side.

Put her on her side.

How'd you know?

I just felt it.

It's been a while
since we saw you, Erica.

You were being so good about
taking your medication.

Are you gonna tell my mom?

Well, I swear I don't want
to, but there's this team of

lawyers in the back who would
break my legs, and I don't know

if you've seen my legs, but for
a girl my age, they're still

pretty hot.

So...

doctor's gonna be in in a minute, okay?

Okay.

Lie still.

Side effects may include
anxiety, waking, acne,

ulcerative colitis.

Yeesh.

Who are you?

Let's just say we
have a... Mutual friend.

You get a... Warning right
before you have a seizure.

It's called an aura.

It's... it's like a
metallic taste in my mouth.

You don't have to lie, Erica.

What's it really taste like?

It tastes like blood.

What if I told you... that
all of this could go away?

The side effects... the symptoms...
All of it.

And what if all those things
not only went away...

But everything else...
Got even better?

How?

Let me show you.

An otherwise deadly virus can
actually prevent the effects of

the infection from spreading.

This is called vaccination.

What the hell did
you do to my camera?

Huh?

The lens is cracked.

So by creating an immunity...
Did you drop it?

Your body is primed to
fight off the infection.

Do you know how
expensive this thing is?

For meningitis to rabies
from an animal bite.

Jackson.

Just send me a bill.

Meaning the subject
is now immune.

What the hell
is wrong with you?

What?

Show it to me.

Show it to me. Come on.

Are you out of your mind?

Nothing happened to you.

It's like... it's
like you're immune.

I don't have a clue to
what you're talking about.

It's... It's you.

Whatever it is... Blood, saliva...
Whatever soul-killing

substance is running through
your veins, you did this to me.

You ruined it for me.

You ruined everything!

Hello?

This is the girls room.

Boyd.

You got the keys?

This isn't a favor.

It's a transaction.

Right, yeah.

Absolutely.

I said 50.

Really, I... I remember 20.

I don't know.

I have a really
good verbal memory.

And I remember 20.

I remember that distinct
"twa" sound, "twa-enty."

I said fifty.

With a "fa" sound.

Hear the difference?

Uh... if you can't, I can
demonstrate some other words

with the "fa" sound.

Uh, no, n no.

I think I'm recalling it.

No. Maybe I just got it
confused with... For... Ty.

Come on, man, have you seen the
piece of crap jeep that I drive?

You seen the piece of
crap bus that I take?

Fiddy.

Mmm.

Okay. Thank you.

Got 'em.

Pick you up right after work tonight
and we'll meet at the rink, cool?

♪ Oh ♪

♪ the hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ we're the hot,
hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ hot ♪

♪ history, revolutionary ♪

♪ mediocrity ♪

♪ it's like, ay, ay ♪

♪ one, two, three ♪

♪ shake your change ♪

♪ in your pocket ♪

♪ ching, ching, ching ♪

♪ we're gonna make history ♪

♪ revolutionary mediocrity ♪

What... The holy hell...
Is that?

It's Erica.

♪ We're the hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ hot, hot ♪

♪ we're the hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ hot, hot ♪

♪ we're the hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ hot, hot ♪

Why do I get the feeling
you've got a lot on your mind?

Sorry, it just, kind of
slipped through my fingers.

Everything has been slipping
through my fingers.

Now that sounds like far too world-weary
a thing for a teenager to say.

Sorry.

You might wanna try a
different perspective.

This is just entropy at work.

This is more the natural
way of the universe.

But it doesn't necessarily
mean it's falling apart.

It's just... Changing shape.

For better or worse?

Exactly.

Hey, doc.

When are we gonna talk about...
The thing that we never got

a chance to talk about?

Oh, yes.

We never did get a chance
to talk about that, did we?

Now is definitely a good time.

Thank God.

What do you think?

Two dollars?

Two dollars?

You're right.

$2.50 more an hour.

It seem like a
pretty good raise.

It's not exactly what I was...
$2.50 more an hour?

Done.

Don't forget to clean
up the cat cages.

♪ See the light ♪

♪ break the heat ♪

♪ I'll try to stop and

♪ Though the road is long ♪

Headed out?

Studying.

Just studying, dad.

I get it.

But we need you to
remember what happened.

You want me to stop
being friends with her?

Actually, we
want the opposite.

I know how this might sound, but
we need you to keep an eye on her.

You want me to spy on her?

We want you to look out for
your friend to make sure

everything's okay with her.

Mm! Mwah!

Seems okay to me.

♪ Call me a little grown up ♪

♪ see I'm upset because I've ♪

♪ always been stuck ♪

♪ but I don't know what
it is ♪ I'm without ♪

♪ guess I'm in love with ♪

♪ always feeling down ♪

Could it be any
colder in here?

Here.

I'm wearing blue.

Orange and blue, not
a good combination.

But it's the
colors of the Mets.

♪ Ooh I go higher ♪

♪ and I ooh I'll go higher ♪

♪ this head I
hold is so tired ♪

♪ and I said, oh no, I'll go ♪

♪ higher ♪

Okay, um, maybe orange and
blue is not the best.

Right, um, you know, sometimes
there's other things

you wouldn't think would be a
good combination end up turning

out to be, like, a perfect combination,
you know, like two people together...

Who nobody ever thought
would be together ever.

No, I can see that.

You can?

Yeah.

They're cute together.

Oh, yeah, them.

Cute.

Cute.

Adorable.

Since you never skated before, maybe
I should give you a few pointers?

Allison.

I don't know if this is news
to you or anything, but you

remember the werewolf thing?

Super speed, strength
and reflexes.

So a little ice skating
should be no problem.

Yeah.

See?

It's no problem... ugh!

Maybe.

♪ 13 words you said to me ♪

♪ then I knew ♪

♪ those 13 words would have ♪

♪ me falling for you ♪

♪ my heart finally ♪

♪ starts to beat ♪

♪ and then the next three ♪

♪ years were spent magically ♪

♪ 14 days since you looked me ♪

♪ in the eye ♪

♪ and 14 seconds without ♪

♪ a word goes by ♪

♪ my heart a thumping ♪

Well?

Come on.

Okay, you got it.

You got it.

You got...

I think I'm getting
the hang of it!

You look like you hit
your head that time.

What's that, coach?

You definitely hit your head.

♪ Won't be the last time ♪

♪ my heart goes,
it still goes ♪

♪ boom, boom, boom, baby ♪

Hmm.

Oh, my eyes.

The... the flash triggers them.

This one's normal.

Oh, that's not what I meant.

It's okay.

♪ My heart goes ♪

♪ it still goes ♪

♪ boom, boom, boom, baby ♪

Two's not enough for Derek.

I know he needs at least three.

So who's next?

Why does there have to be a next
when we've already got you?

Who's next?

You know, I never knew what I
looked like during a seizure

until someone took a video of
me once and put it online?

I don't care.

It happened during class.

I started seizing in my desk and
everyone was saying how they

should put something in my mouth
until some genius reads the card

on my key ring which tells him not
to 'cause it could break my teeth.

Erica.

Do you know what happens next?

I piss myself.

And they start laughing.

You know, the only good thing about
seizures was that I never remembered them.

Until some brilliant jerkoff... had to
go and put cameras in everybody's phone.

Look at me now, Scott.

That's right.

You only have eyes for her.

This is so embarrassing.

Not at all.

I have seen far worse
come through these doors.

We keep a pair of bolt
cutters in the back.

Trust me, you don't wanna
know what they're for.

Let me guess.

Something about men
and their egos.

Mmm. Boys will be boys.

Trust me, I know.

I was a teacher for years at
an all boys private school.

Oh. Hmm.

Oh, I don't need
the anesthetic.

Are you serious?

Okay.

Speaking of boys, how's Scott?

Scott? He's, uh, like
every other teenager.

I'm sure he was pretty devastated
after the whole breakup.

He has been a little odd
lately, well, you know, he's

- kind of always odd, but he doesn't
seem all that... - Heartbroken?

Yeah.

Maybe he just hides it well.

Teenagers are quite good at
hiding things, aren't they?

I know how it looked,
but she came up to me.

I'm not jealous.

You're not?

She's with Derek
now, isn't she?

Like Isaac.

You can't get caught
in the middle of this.

Don't you feel
what's happening?

My grandfather coming here, Derek turning
Erica and Isaac, it's...

It's like battle lines
are being drawn.

I know.

There's always crossfire.

What am I supposed to do?

I can't just stand by.

I can't pretend to be normal.

I don't want you to be normal.

I want you to be alive.

Scott.

Do you see that?

What, it's an empty table.

Yeah, but whose empty table?

Boyd.

And if he's not at home,
you call me, got it?

What?

Maybe we should let him.

Boyd, you know, man?

You said Derek's giving
them a choice, right?

We can't.

You gotta admit, Erica
looks pretty good.

You know, the
word "sensational"

comes to mind.

How good do you think she's gonna look
with a wolfsbane bullet in her head?

All right, all I'm saying is
maybe this one isn't totally

your responsibility.

They are.

And you know this thing's
gonna get out of control.

That makes me responsible.

All right, I'm with you.

And I also gotta say this newfound heroism
is making me very attracted to you.

Shut up.

No, seriously.

Do you wanna just try
making out for a sec?

Just to see how it feels.

Derek.

I know you can hear me.

You owe me an explanation.

I wanna know why it... why
it didn't work.

Screw it.

Holy... Wait.

What happened to him?

That's a good question.

I got one for you.

What are you doing
here, Jackson?

Um... nothing, I was... I
was... I was just... nothing, I...

Jackson, I hope you're not still
pursuing something that you shouldn't be.

Because I don't want to
be forced to pursue you.

Stay out of this.

You've got so much
good in your life.

You're smart, good-looking, you're
captain of the lacrosse team.

Co-captain.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, Boyd?

Hey, Boyd?

It's Stiles.

Oh... wow.

What are you
doing here, Stiles?

Uh, nothing, I was just
looking for, um... Boyd?

Yeah. Yes.

Boyd.

You know what you're doing
right now that's kind of funny?

You're only looking in my eyes.

That's funny?

Well, yeah.

Because it's that kind of look
where you're trying not to look

anywhere other than my eyes,
but you want to, don't you?

You want a nice, long, hard...
Look.

Not really. No.

Oh. So it's just my eyes?

Yes.

You have beautiful eyes.

I have beautiful everything.

And a newfound
self-confidence.

Congratulations, Erica.

I should get going.

You're not going anywhere.

Why not?

You're having car trouble.

I was wondering if you could
give me your medical opinion on

what killed this man.

I don't know if you saw the
sign out there, but this is

just an animal clinic.

I'm aware of that.

I'm also aware you're
not just a vet.

Boyd.

I just wanna talk.

Hey, come on, Boyd, please.

Did Derek tell you everything?

And I don't just mean going out
of control on the full moons.

I mean everything.

He told me about the hunters.

And that's not enough
for you to say no?

Whatever you want there's
other ways to get it.

I just wanna not eat
lunch alone every day.

If you're looking for friends,
you can do a lot better than Derek.

That really hurts, Scott.

I mean, if you're going to review
me, at least take a consensus.

Erica, how's life been
for you since we met?

Hmm.

In a word... Transformative.

Isaac?

Well, I'm a little bummed
about being a fugitive, but

other than that, I'm great.

Okay, hold on.

This isn't exactly
a fair fight.

Then go home, Scott.

I mean fair for them.

Don't you get it?

He's not doing this for you.

He's just adding to
his own power, okay?

It's all about him.

He makes you feel like he's
giving you some kind of gift

when all he's done is turn you
into a bunch of guard dogs!

It's true.

It is about power.

♪ Deep in the ocean ♪

♪ dead and cast away ♪

♪ where innocence is burned ♪

♪ in flames ♪

♪ I'm waiting for the call ♪

♪ the hand on the chest ♪

♪ I'm ready for the fight ♪

♪ and fate ♪

Don't.

You don't wanna be like them.

You're right.

I wanna be like you.

Bitch.

Why aren't you healing?

Because it's from an Alpha.

I think maybe we better
have that talk now.