Teen Wolf (2011–2017): Season 1, Episode 8 - Lunatic - full transcript

Well, your mom isn't the sheriff, okay?

There's no comparison, trust me.

Can you at least just tell me
what we're doing out here?

Yes. When your best friend gets dumped...

I didn't get dumped.

We're taking a break.

All right, well, when
your best friend gets told by his girlfriend

that they're taking a break...

You get your best friend drunk.

Dude, you know, she's just one... One girl.

You know, there are so many...



There are so many other girls in the sea.

- Fish in the sea.
- Fish?

Why you talking about fish?

I'm talking about girls.

I love girls. I love them.

I love... Especially ones
with strawberry blond hair,

green eyes, 5'3"...

- Like Lydia?
- Yeah, exactly.

Hey, how did you know
I was talking about...

About...

What was I talking about?

Hey, you're not happy.

Take a drink.

I don't want any more.



You're not drunk?

I'm not anything.

Hey, maybe it's like...

Maybe it's like not needing
your inhaler anymore, you know.

Maybe you can't get drunk as a wolf.

Am I drunk?

You're wasted.

Yeah!

Oh, come on, dude, I know it feels bad.

I know it hurts. I know. Well, I don't know.

But I know this.

I know that as much as being
broken up hurts,

being alone is way worse.

That didn't make any sense.

I need a drink.

Well, look at the two little bitches
getting their drink on.

I think he wants a drink.

I want the bottle.

Scott, maybe we should just go.

You brought me here
to get me drunk, Stiles.

I'm not drunk yet.

Give me the bottle.

Give me the bottle of Jack.

Scott?

Okay, please tell me
that was because of the breakup.

Or 'cause tomorrow's the full moon?

Going home now, yeah?

How about we just go?

How about you just shut up?

Come on, man, I'm freezing
my junk off out here.

Help!

Help, please!

Help me!

Somebody help me!

Help me!

Please, God, help me!

Please!

No!

No, no, no, please! No!

Please, no!

No! No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

No!

...beautiful Monday morning,

Beacon Hills High School is back open
after being closed Thursday and Friday.

Police search continues
for alleged killer Derek Hale...

We should probably set this to buzzer.

- You alive in there?
- No.

Not ready to go back to school?

No.

You want to stay home another day?

- No.
- Want a brand new car?

Me, too.

This isn't just about
what happened at the school, right?

I mean, it's about what's-her-name.

Do you want to talk about it?

Not with you.

Hey, I've been through a few
breakups myself, you know.

I mean, disastrous ones, actually.

I don't care about your breakups, Mom.

I'm gonna get her back.

I don't want to die and go on offto paradise

There are more fun places here
that I can patronize

And you, my friend, aren't born again

Dad, if you're going to
insist on driving me to school,

you at least have to let me out of the car.

St. Peter, don't you call me
'Cause I can't go

I love my friends in hell
As above and so below

Kate, what's your opinion
on home schooling?

Hmm, well, you know,
I'm more of a learning-by-doing kind of girl.

What's your opinion on overprotective dads
who keep ruining their daughters' lives?

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- So, Chris...
- Don't.

Just...

Your look communicates it perfectly.

Yes, I underestimated the danger.
Yes, we should've acted sooner.

Yes, I should've listened to you.

Anything else? Or does that cover it?

All I was going to say is
you need to stop and get some gas.

It's just weird. Everybody's talking about

what happened the other night,
and nobody knows it was us.

Thank you
for the protection of minors.

Lydia, do you think
I made the wrong decision?

About that jacket with that dress?

Absolutely.

You know what I mean.

Hello?

Scott locked us in that classroom
and left us for dead.

He's lucky we're not pressing charges
or making him pay our therapy bills.

We've been watching his family's house.
He could wind up there.

Give me a second, please.

- Don't you have a test to get to?
- What's going on? Did you find Derek yet?

I'm workin' on it. You go take your test.

- All right, Dad, listen to me.
- Go!

This is really important.
You have to be careful tonight, okay?

Especially tonight.

Stiles, I'm always careful.

Dad, you've never
dealt with this kind of thing before, okay?

At least not like this.

I know, which is why
I brought in people who have.

State detective.

Go take your test.

Allison.

Mr. McCall,

please take a seat.

You have 45 minutes to complete the test.

25% of your grade can be earned right now

simply by writing
your name on the cover of the blue book.

However, as happens every year,

one of you will inexplicably
fail to put your name on the cover,

and I'll be left yet again questioning my
decision to ever become a teacher.

So let's get the disappointment over with.

Begin.

Mr. McCall?

Mr. Stilinski!

Scott?

Scott?

Stiles, I can't...

What's happening? Are you changing?

No. No, I can't breathe.

Here, use this.

Come on, do it.

- I was having an asthma attack?
- No, you were having a panic attack.

But thinking you were having
an asthma attack

actually stopped the panic attack.

Irony.

How did you know to do that?

I used to get them after my mom died.

Not fun, huh?

I looked at her, and it was like someone hit
me in the ribs with a hammer.

Yeah, it's called heartbreak.

About two billion songs written about it.

I can't stop thinking about her.

Well, you could think about this,
her dad's a werewolf hunter,

and you're a werewolf,
so it was bound to become an issue.

That wasn't helpful.

Dude, I mean, yeah,
you got dumped, and it's supposed to suck.

No, that's not it.

It was like I could feel everything
in the room, everyone else's emotions.

It's got to be the full moon.

So we'll lock you up in your room later
just like we planned.

That way the Alpha,
who is your boss, can't get to you, either.

I think we need to do
a lot more than lock me in my room.

What, you mean because
if you get out, you'd be caught by hunters?

No.

Because if I get out,

I think I might kill someone.

So, what, another night of
kicking through leaves in the woods?

I prefer to think of it as
another night of trying to keep

innocent people from being killed.

A list which now includes my daughter.

How do we know
it won't try going after her again?

It won't go after Allison.

It won't have any target at all,
not on a full moon.

How come?

An Alpha is like any other
werewolf on a full moon.

It struggles under its sway,

which means tonight is our best chance
to catch it, when it's unfocused.

Yeah, but what if it has
a reason to stay focused?

Do you know something we don't?

I just don't like surprises.

But you're the expert, so you tell me.

What about Derek?

He's smarter than that.
He won't be out tonight.

There's cops everywhere.

And if for some reason he is...

If he is,

you find him, you kill him,

you cut him in half.

Anybody want a cookie?

Oh, you got something on your...

Let me.

Thanks.

You want the bite?

What?

Do you want a bite?

Oh.

No.

Thanks.

Are you doing okay?

I mean, since the other night?

Better than I thought I would be.

You still thinking about
everything that happened?

Mostly about Scott.

I haven't talked to him.

Probably a good idea.

You don't think I made a mistake, do you?

No.

In fact,

I think he got

exactly what he deserves.

All right, geniuses, listen up.

Due to the recent pinkeye epidemic,

thank you, Greenberg,

the following people have
made first line on a probationary basis,

emphasis on the word "probationary. "

Rodriguez.

Welcome to first line.

Taylor, and, uh...

Oh, for the love of crap.

I can't even read my own writing.

What is that, an "S"?

No, no, that's not an "S."

That's a... That's a...

That's a "B."

That's a "B." It's definitely a "B."

Uh, Rodriguez, Taylor, and

Stilinski.

Yeah!

- Stilinski!
- Yes?

Shut up!

Yes, sir.

- Stiles.
- It's Stiles.

Call me Stiles, or I swear to God I'll kill you.

Another thing.
From here on out, immediately,

we're switching to co-captains.

Congratulations, McCall.

What?

What do you mean, what?
Jackson, this takes nothing away from you.

This is about combining
separate strengths into one unit.

This is about taking
your unit, McCall's unit,

we're making one big unit.

McCall, it's you and Jackson now.

Everybody else...

Asses on the field! Asses on the field!

Dude, can you believe this?

You're a captain. I'm first line.

I'm first freaking line!

Don't think we're gonna let this go.

He's not gonna be much of
a co-captain in traction.

Yeah, 'cause it's not
like he scores more than anyone else.

Oh, is that the opinion of my best friend?

The opinion of your best friend is,
who the hell cares who's team captain?

He's a good player.

And you need to seriously get a grip.

Let it go.

Are you not freaking out? I'm freaking out.

What's the point? It's just a stupid title.

And I could practically
smell the jealousy in there.

Wait, you smelled jealousy?

Yeah, it's like the full
moon's turned everything up to 10.

Huh.

Can you pick up on stuff like,
I don't know, desire?

- What do you mean, desire?
- Like sexual desire?

- Sexual desire?
- Yeah, sexual desire.

Lust, passion, arousal.

- From Lydia?
- What? No, in a general, broad sense,

can you determine sexual desire?

- From Lydia to you?
- Fine, yes, from Lydia to me.

Look, I need to know
if I have a chance with this girl, okay?

I've been obsessing
over her since the third freaking grade.

Why don't you just ask her?

Well, to save myself
utterly crushing humiliation.

Thank you, Scott.

Okay? So, please, can you just go up
and ask her if she likes me?

See if her heartbeat rises,
or pheromones come out.

Fine.

I love you. I love you.

You're my best friend in the whole world.

Hey, Lydia? Can we talk for a second?

Of course.

Is this about the other night?

You needed someone to talk to?

Just I needed to ask you something.

Do you...

Do you know if Allison still likes me?

Of course she still likes you.

- Really?
- She'll always like you.

As friends.

Just friends.

Just friends.

If you ask me. Of course, nobody asks me,

she made a big mistake.

Ask me how I know that.

How?

Because I know you locked us
in there to protect us.

Because I know that when a guy risks his
life for you, you should be grateful.

Are you grateful?

I think you'd be pretty surprised

at just how grateful

I can be.

You better believe in karma

Baby, it's gonna sting

The wheel oflife's gonna do you in

So I don't really ha ve to do a thing

You took me outta my money

- Hey. What happened?
- What?

What do you mean, what? Did you ask her?

Did she say anything?
Did she say she liked me?

- Did she imply she liked me?
- Yeah.

Yeah, she likes you.

In fact, she's totally into you.

You know what I think?

Damn, bad karma's a bitch

He's hot, he's hot, he's hot!

Let's go, next!

Perfect.

Scott, you okay, dude?

Look, I know we just got good news and all,

but there's still seven hours
till the full moon, okay?

Let's go!

Guess some people don't
appreciate your new status there, McCall.

Who's next? Let's go.

You have a problem with that, Stilinski?

What? Yeah, no.

Ah, you're up, big boy. Let's go!

That's it, McCall! That's the spirit!

You earn it!

Earn it, McCall!

Danny!

- Oh, man, did you see that?
- Danny!

Didn't hit him that hard.

Are you okay, dude? Danny, are you okay?

- Dude, what the hell are you doing?
- What? He's twice the size of me.

Come on, break it up.

Yeah, but everybody likes Danny.
Now everybody's gonna hate you.

I don't care.

Is he okay?

Yeah, it looks like
he just has a bloody nose...

- What?
- Your lipstick.

Oh, huh, wonder how that happened.

Yeah. I wonder.

Right, now, you can't tell your father about
this, because he'll kill me.

Okay.

Well, what's our hapless victim's name?

Mr. Bear.

You named your teddy bear Mr. Bear?

That's, like, the worst teddy bear
name in the world.

I was five years old.

All right, well, just shoot
your unimaginatively named bear

and put it out of its misery.

See, now,
that's what I'm talking about.

See, if you would have had that the other
night, you would have just...

Whoa, wait a minute. I thought you wanted
to learn how to do this, sweetie.

I just don't know what happened.

With Scott?

Oh.

Listen, my gorgeous, young niece,

you're gonna break
hearts left and right, okay?

And he was lucky to have gotten

the tiny, little taste of
Allison Argent's world that he got.

But it just... It felt so right with him.

And then he just started acting so strange,
and now I don't know what to believe.

Well, sweetie, he's a guy.
You can't believe anything.

It's just the whole thing
with Derek Hale the other night

and Scott saying he didn't know him,
but I saw them together.

Hold on. Wait, back up.

Scott knows Derek?

Alleged killer Derek?

- Are they friends?
- No.

Not really.

I mean,

at least that's what he said.

How about you tell me
everything that Scott said about Derek.

What do you mean by everything?

I mean everything.

Scott?

Stiles.

Key!

Yeah. I had one made, so...

That doesn't surprise me.

It scares me, but it doesn't surprise me.

What is that?

- Uh, school project.
- Hmm.

Stiles, he's okay, right?

Who? Scott? Yeah. Totally.

He just doesn't talk to me
that much anymore,

not like he used to.

Well, he's had a bit of a rough week.

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah.

- Um, okay. Be careful tonight.
- You, too.

- Full moon.
- What?

There's a full moon tonight.

You should see how the ER gets.

Brings out all the nut jobs.

- Yeah.
- Oh. Right.

You know, it's actually

where they came up
with the word "lunatic. "

Oh, my God!

Dude.

You scared the hell out of me.

Your mom said you weren't home yet.

I came in through the window.

Okay.

Uh, well, let's get this set up.

- I want you to see what I bought.
- I'm fine.

I'm just gonna lock the door
and go to bed early tonight.

You sure about that?
'Cause you've got this kind of

serial killer look going on in your eyes,

and I'm hoping it's
the full moon taking effect,

'cause it's really starting to freak me out.

I'm fine.

You should go now.

All right, I'll leave.

Well, look, would you just at least look in
the bag and see what I bought?

You know, maybe you use it,
maybe you don't.

Sound good?

You think I'm gonna let you put these on
and chain me up like a dog?

Actually, no.

What the hell are you doing?

Protecting you from yourself
and giving you some payback.

For making out with Lydia.

Could you map this globe

With a torment slowly rose?

What are you doing here?

Oh, I was just thinking I might get back into
something I haven't done for a while.

What about you?

Oh, uh, for Danny.

McCall bashed him pretty hard on the field.

Why do I get the feeling
you could use someone to talk to?

Is it that obvious?

Maybe 'cause I'm kind of
feeling the same way.

I brought you some water.

I'm gonna kill you!

You kissed her, Scott, okay?

You kissed Lydia.

That's, like, the one girl that I...

And, you know,
the past three hours, I've been thinking,

it's probably just the full moon,

you know, he doesn't even
know what he's doing,

and tomorrow,
he'll be totally back to normal.

He probably won't even remember
what a complete dumbass he's been.

A son of a bitch, a freaking
unbelievable Plece of crap friend.

She kissed me.

What?

I didn't kiss her.

She kissed me.

She would have done a lot more, too.

You should have seen
the way she had her hands all over me.

She would have done anything I wanted.

Anything!

If I tell you something,

will you promise not to laugh?

I would never laugh at you.

I don't think it was Derek in the school.

Neither do I.

Stiles, please let me out.

It's the full moon, I swear.

You know I wouldn't
do any of this on purpose.

Please, Stiles, let me out.
It's starting to hurt.

It's not like the first time.

It's the full moon.

It's Allison

breaking up with me.

I know

that it's not just taking a break.

She broke up with me.

And it's killing me.

I feel completely hopeless.

Just, please, let me out.

I can't.

No, no, no!

Is there something else?

Okay, Allison,
just because you can't trust Scott,

doesn't mean you can't trust anybody.

But that's the thing.
There are people Iying to me,

people closer to me than Scott.

Who?

My father.

And it's not like I don't realize

we're not exactly
the most normal family on the block.

Not every teenage girl comes home
to a garage full of Glocks and AK-47s.

But, um...

I just have this weird feeling like

my dad knows more about
what happened in the school than we do.

Scott, are you okay?

Scott?

And I saw someone
standing in the hall, but...

But, I mean, it might have
been Derek, but I couldn't see any features.

It was...

It was just this kind of black shape.

Here's where it gets really hard to explain.

The guy...

Or whatever it was...

It just got down on all fours,
and then just took off.

On all fours, like hands and knees?

No, like hands and feet.

Like an animal. He moved like an animal.

Well, then how do you know
it wasn't an animal?

Because when he was standing up
he looked like a guy.

Then what was it?

What was that?

No, don't! Don't!

Stop! Scott, stop!

What's happening to me?

Exactly what he wants to happen.

No, no, no.

Dad?

Dad?

Has anyone seen my...
Has anyone seen my dad?

Stiles.

What are you doing here?

That one's Stiles?

Another friend of Allison's.

Are you gonna tell me about
that talk you had with her?

You tell me something first.

That night you came across
those two Betas,

one of them was smaller, right?

Hmm.

Well, was he just smaller?

Or could he have been younger, too?

Wait.

I can't do this.

I can't be this and be with Allison.

I need you to tell me the truth.

Is there a cure?

For someone who was bitten?

- I've heard of one. I don't know if it's true.
- Well, what is it?

You have to kill the one that bit you.

Kill the Alpha?

Scott.

If you help me find him,
I'll help you kill him.

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