Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 7, Episode 27 - Captain Cool - full transcript
The Titans' antics with their imaginary friend Captain Cool annoy Robin until make-believe starts becoming real.
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Season 07 Episode 27
Episode Title: "Captain Cool"
Aired on: Nov 13, 2021.
Ain't nothing more relaxing
than a day by the pool.
You said it, bro.
Who's ready to see some
awesome motorcycle tricks?
Duck, duck, duck.
Don't worry, I'm okay.
You just crashed your bike
into our imaginary friend.
Captain Cool.
Captain Cool
has the faint pulse.
He needs the CPR.
The one, two, three.
It is not the working.
Forgets that mouth to mouth.
This man needs
some defibrillating, yo.
Clear.
Live, Captain Cool, live.
Look, he's coming to.
I think he's gonna be okay.
All right!
You guys
are acting ridiculous.
No, you're the one
who's acting ridiculous, Robin.
Yeah, you gots to think
before you ride that motorcycle, fool.
What is that, Captain Cool?
You forgive Robin for trying
to crush you with his bike
and wish to be his friend?
Wow. What a cool thing to do.
So, what do you say?
Are you going to take
Captain cool up on his cool offer?
No way.
I don't want to play with
your stupid imaginary friend?
Captain Cool
is not the stupid.
He's like the coolest
imaginary friend ever.
Listen, Titans,
you need to make sure
that you don't get wrapped up
in your imaginations
because they can be
very powerful things.
What was that, Robin?
I can't hear you
over the sweet deejay
set Captain Cool is playing.
I said, you don't want
to let your imaginations
get out of control.
- What!
- We still can't hear you, bro.
Captain Cool is laying down
the A list of the tracks.
I said you...
Whoo! Here comes the drop.
Oh, forget it.
I'm going to my room.
Stupid imaginary friend.
They think he's so cool.
I'll tell you what's cool...
organizing my comb collection.
Close the door.
Close the door.
What's the emergency, Titans?
A giant Krock-top us monster
is attempting to eat us.
Krock-top us monster?
Wait a second.
Is this another one
of your imaginary games?
Yeah, Captain Cool
thought it up.
The captain
is the coolest, yo.
Now quickly, Robin,
hand us that stack of imaginary brakes.
So we can barricade the door.
Forget it.
I'm not playing another
one of your dumb games.
That's okay. Captain Cool
will hand them to us.
Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go!
Could you guys keep it down?
I'm doing important
work over here.
Oh, no. The door's not holding.
That Krock-top us is coming through, yo.
He's crashing us
with his tentacle grip.
And now
he's gonna eat me, yo!
Oh, no. How terrible
whatever will I do?
It is the too late.
We're now entering the darkness
of the monster's belly.
Hey,
turn that back on?
We can't.
We just got eaten, remember?
And now
we're being digested.
I'm gonna find
some more combs.
Don't touch
the floor, Robin.
What's wrong with the floor?
It's only covered in lava.
Ah! I'm slipping, yo!
I'm slipping!
Oh, no. Grab Beast Boy!
Ah, this game is so stupid.
Why doesn't Beast Boy
just transform into a bird
and fly away?
Because we're imagining
we don't have superpowers
to make it more exciting.
It was Captain Cool's idea.
He's so cool.
Guys, help.
I don't thinks
I could hang much longer.
Great idea, Captain Cool.
We can save Beasty
by using Robin's grappling gun.
- What? Hey!
- Hang on.
Phew, that was close, yo.
It's a good thing
Robin broke our fall.
Captain Cool says he's sorry
he broke your gadget,
but he promises to buy
you a new one.
Whatever.
I'm getting a snack.
Careful. The refrigerator
is filled with lava bats,
Thin crackers it is.
No! The lava bats
reside in there as well.
Fine. You want to play
your stupid imaginary games?
Then here.
Ooh, I'm tying you all up
with imaginary rope.
Yeah.
Now you can't do anything
and I can have a snack.
But the lava bats?
Don't worry, guys.
I've got imaginary scissors.
Snip, snip, snip.
Booyah! We're free.
Oh, no, you're not.
Because I'm surrounding you
in an imaginary force field.
We's trapped.
Don't worry,
I can take this force field out
with some dynamite.
You're gonna have to do
better than that.
Then let's see
how you like these
laser nunchucks.
Man, that's nothing
compared to my bazooka
that shoots other bazookas.
And I have the robot suit
that fires the cobras.
Laser whip attack.
Slick plasma sword.
Yeah.
Okay, you win.
I know when I'm... grenade.
Oh, my goodness.
It's Captain Cool
Someone lose a grenade?
Wow.
I can't believe yous real.
He's not the only thing. Look.
Incredible.
How is this possible?
Isn't it obvious?
We got so wrapped up
in our imaginations,
that we brought them to life.
Snake.
Be cool, my man.
The snake means no harm.
He's just scared.
Come on, little dude.
It's cool.
So cool!
Oh, my.
The Captain Cool is even
cool to the animals.
Wow! That's so cool!
Captain Cool
is the coolest, yo,
I'm so glad he's real.
But if Captain Cool is real,
then so is...
The lava!
We'll have to get
out of here.
No problem.
I'll just open up a portal.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
My magic isn't working?
Of course it isn't working.
You imagined you no longer
have superpowers, remember?
Yo, be cool.
Oh right. We imagined
the living room
with a massive
lava filled dungeon.
This is gonna be difficult.
Curse our big imaginations.
It's cool. All we got to do
is get to the elevator,
and then we're home free.
Let's go, team.
Oh, no!
The elevator is
out of the reach.
Hey, no worries.
We can use these couch cushions
as stepping stones.
What a cool idea.
Cool ideas are all I've got.
Now follow me.
Wow, he's gonna make it.
That's why they call him
Captain Cool, yo.
Actually, Captain Cool
is just my nickname.
My real name is Herbert.
Captain Cool.
He will always be
the coolest of the Captains
I ever knew.
He was just so cool.
So cool.
No time to mourn, Titans.
That monster is headed
straight for us.
Look out.
Keep jumping.
There is nowhere else to go.
We's doomed.
Yo!
Captain Cool.
Captain Cool, you're alive.
Well, that's not the first time
I had to spin kick my way
out of a monster's stomach,
you know.
It's not like... not every day,
but like, on Wednesdays.
There's our ride.
Now what do you say?
Let's get out of here.
I'd say that's
a pretty cool idea.
Wicked Cool!
We're safe.
Listen, Captain Cool.
I owe you an apology.
You're not stupid.
You're the coolest
imaginary friend ever.
Yo, forget about it.
Herbert.
- Who said that?
- My mom.
Your mom?
Herbert, stop playing
with your imaginary friends,
and come down to dinner,
young man.
Coming, mom
Yo!
Theme music playing...
Opening theme music playing...
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen... ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
*TEEN TITANS GO!*
Season 07 Episode 27
Episode Title: "Captain Cool"
Aired on: Nov 13, 2021.
Ain't nothing more relaxing
than a day by the pool.
You said it, bro.
Who's ready to see some
awesome motorcycle tricks?
Duck, duck, duck.
Don't worry, I'm okay.
You just crashed your bike
into our imaginary friend.
Captain Cool.
Captain Cool
has the faint pulse.
He needs the CPR.
The one, two, three.
It is not the working.
Forgets that mouth to mouth.
This man needs
some defibrillating, yo.
Clear.
Live, Captain Cool, live.
Look, he's coming to.
I think he's gonna be okay.
All right!
You guys
are acting ridiculous.
No, you're the one
who's acting ridiculous, Robin.
Yeah, you gots to think
before you ride that motorcycle, fool.
What is that, Captain Cool?
You forgive Robin for trying
to crush you with his bike
and wish to be his friend?
Wow. What a cool thing to do.
So, what do you say?
Are you going to take
Captain cool up on his cool offer?
No way.
I don't want to play with
your stupid imaginary friend?
Captain Cool
is not the stupid.
He's like the coolest
imaginary friend ever.
Listen, Titans,
you need to make sure
that you don't get wrapped up
in your imaginations
because they can be
very powerful things.
What was that, Robin?
I can't hear you
over the sweet deejay
set Captain Cool is playing.
I said, you don't want
to let your imaginations
get out of control.
- What!
- We still can't hear you, bro.
Captain Cool is laying down
the A list of the tracks.
I said you...
Whoo! Here comes the drop.
Oh, forget it.
I'm going to my room.
Stupid imaginary friend.
They think he's so cool.
I'll tell you what's cool...
organizing my comb collection.
Close the door.
Close the door.
What's the emergency, Titans?
A giant Krock-top us monster
is attempting to eat us.
Krock-top us monster?
Wait a second.
Is this another one
of your imaginary games?
Yeah, Captain Cool
thought it up.
The captain
is the coolest, yo.
Now quickly, Robin,
hand us that stack of imaginary brakes.
So we can barricade the door.
Forget it.
I'm not playing another
one of your dumb games.
That's okay. Captain Cool
will hand them to us.
Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go!
Could you guys keep it down?
I'm doing important
work over here.
Oh, no. The door's not holding.
That Krock-top us is coming through, yo.
He's crashing us
with his tentacle grip.
And now
he's gonna eat me, yo!
Oh, no. How terrible
whatever will I do?
It is the too late.
We're now entering the darkness
of the monster's belly.
Hey,
turn that back on?
We can't.
We just got eaten, remember?
And now
we're being digested.
I'm gonna find
some more combs.
Don't touch
the floor, Robin.
What's wrong with the floor?
It's only covered in lava.
Ah! I'm slipping, yo!
I'm slipping!
Oh, no. Grab Beast Boy!
Ah, this game is so stupid.
Why doesn't Beast Boy
just transform into a bird
and fly away?
Because we're imagining
we don't have superpowers
to make it more exciting.
It was Captain Cool's idea.
He's so cool.
Guys, help.
I don't thinks
I could hang much longer.
Great idea, Captain Cool.
We can save Beasty
by using Robin's grappling gun.
- What? Hey!
- Hang on.
Phew, that was close, yo.
It's a good thing
Robin broke our fall.
Captain Cool says he's sorry
he broke your gadget,
but he promises to buy
you a new one.
Whatever.
I'm getting a snack.
Careful. The refrigerator
is filled with lava bats,
Thin crackers it is.
No! The lava bats
reside in there as well.
Fine. You want to play
your stupid imaginary games?
Then here.
Ooh, I'm tying you all up
with imaginary rope.
Yeah.
Now you can't do anything
and I can have a snack.
But the lava bats?
Don't worry, guys.
I've got imaginary scissors.
Snip, snip, snip.
Booyah! We're free.
Oh, no, you're not.
Because I'm surrounding you
in an imaginary force field.
We's trapped.
Don't worry,
I can take this force field out
with some dynamite.
You're gonna have to do
better than that.
Then let's see
how you like these
laser nunchucks.
Man, that's nothing
compared to my bazooka
that shoots other bazookas.
And I have the robot suit
that fires the cobras.
Laser whip attack.
Slick plasma sword.
Yeah.
Okay, you win.
I know when I'm... grenade.
Oh, my goodness.
It's Captain Cool
Someone lose a grenade?
Wow.
I can't believe yous real.
He's not the only thing. Look.
Incredible.
How is this possible?
Isn't it obvious?
We got so wrapped up
in our imaginations,
that we brought them to life.
Snake.
Be cool, my man.
The snake means no harm.
He's just scared.
Come on, little dude.
It's cool.
So cool!
Oh, my.
The Captain Cool is even
cool to the animals.
Wow! That's so cool!
Captain Cool
is the coolest, yo,
I'm so glad he's real.
But if Captain Cool is real,
then so is...
The lava!
We'll have to get
out of here.
No problem.
I'll just open up a portal.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
My magic isn't working?
Of course it isn't working.
You imagined you no longer
have superpowers, remember?
Yo, be cool.
Oh right. We imagined
the living room
with a massive
lava filled dungeon.
This is gonna be difficult.
Curse our big imaginations.
It's cool. All we got to do
is get to the elevator,
and then we're home free.
Let's go, team.
Oh, no!
The elevator is
out of the reach.
Hey, no worries.
We can use these couch cushions
as stepping stones.
What a cool idea.
Cool ideas are all I've got.
Now follow me.
Wow, he's gonna make it.
That's why they call him
Captain Cool, yo.
Actually, Captain Cool
is just my nickname.
My real name is Herbert.
Captain Cool.
He will always be
the coolest of the Captains
I ever knew.
He was just so cool.
So cool.
No time to mourn, Titans.
That monster is headed
straight for us.
Look out.
Keep jumping.
There is nowhere else to go.
We's doomed.
Yo!
Captain Cool.
Captain Cool, you're alive.
Well, that's not the first time
I had to spin kick my way
out of a monster's stomach,
you know.
It's not like... not every day,
but like, on Wednesdays.
There's our ride.
Now what do you say?
Let's get out of here.
I'd say that's
a pretty cool idea.
Wicked Cool!
We're safe.
Listen, Captain Cool.
I owe you an apology.
You're not stupid.
You're the coolest
imaginary friend ever.
Yo, forget about it.
Herbert.
- Who said that?
- My mom.
Your mom?
Herbert, stop playing
with your imaginary friends,
and come down to dinner,
young man.
Coming, mom
Yo!
Theme music playing...