Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 7, Episode 26 - Breakfast - full transcript

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Season 07 Episode 26

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Dinner time, Titans.

Come and get it.

Oh, how I adore
the dinner time!

It's the best time between
the hours of 6:00 and 8:00 p.m.

And I can't wait to become
a saggy, old person

just so I can eat it
even earlier.


That smells good, yo!

Whatever it is,
I hope it's chock full of flavor.

Then you're in luck, Raven,
because I've just made a dish

that is guaranteed
to tantalize your taste buds.

Salmon loaf.

You expect us
to eat

the salmon
in the loaf formation?

That's right, Titans.

But I don't eat
no fishes, fool!

They gots feelings too.

Well, then you can
eat the loaf part.

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

These fish heads are packed
with pure protein.

Man, we don't wanna eat
this slop.

Oh, really? Then what do you
want to eat?

I don't know.

Um, how about something salty?

The something sweet.

Something comforting.

Yo, I know.

We should eat breakfast

for dinner.


My mind is doing the blowing!

That is the best idea

No, you can't have breakfast
for dinner.

It's unnatural, like
wearing socks with sandals.

But breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.

Yes, but what's even
more important

is eating well balanced meals,

and terrible things
could happen

if you throw off that balance.

Relax, dude.
Nothing bad is gonna happen.

It's just breakfast.

Now who wantssome eggs?

I'll take them.

Stop. You don't know
what you're doing.

Yes, I do. I'm frying up
some eggs.

And I'm squeezing some of that
good orange juice

Ah, it burns.
It burns.

And I am making the cakes
of the pan.

Titans, I'm warning you.

Your careless
eating habits

are going to upset
the balance.

Would you relax, dude?

Now, why don't you sit
your whiny little butt down

and enjoy some
breakfast food with us?

No way.

There is nothing that's going
to make me

eat breakfast for dinner.

Not even a bowl of
creamed wheat?

I do love creamed wheat.

So soggy and flavorless.

Ah, how can I resist?

See, dude.
Nothing bad happened.

I guess eating breakfast
for dinner is okay

as long as we make sure
to never do it again.

Hey, Titans, what's for lunch?

I thought we were
never doing this again.

That was breakfast
for dinner.

And this is breakfast
for lunch.

It is the entirely

we made your favorite.

Creamed wheat?

Well, I suppose
one more meal couldn't hurt.

Wow! That was the best lunch
I've ever had.

It certainly was
the most delicious.

Breakfast foods are the best.

Yo, I bet every meal
is better as breakfast.

♪ You better hash my potato
Fry my bageled eggs ♪

♪ Make my toast French
'Cause it's like I always says ♪

♪ I want breakfast

♪ Whoa, I want breakfast

♪ Lunch has been surpassed
Dinner's been outclassed ♪

♪ All I want is breakfast

♪ Whether 7:00 in the morning
or ten o'clock at night ♪

♪ Well, bacon satisfies
when you're jolting for a fight ♪

♪ I want breakfast

♪ Ooh, come on, come on,
breakfast ♪

♪ Before my first and last

♪ You know I got to get
that breakfast ♪

♪ Breakfast, baby

♪ All I want

♪ Br-br-br-br-breakfast

♪ All I want

♪ B-B-B-B-Breakfast

♪ All I want

♪ Bop-di-bop breakfast

♪ All I want

♪ B-B-B-B-Breakfast

♪ Meals have been recast

♪ Make it how I ask

♪ Say, hurry up, baby
All I was is breakfast ♪

Whoo! 3:00 a.m.

Know what I could go for?


we's out of breakfast food!


There's got to be something
in here we can eat.

Cyborg, check the fridge.

Ugh! We got caviar, lobster,

a couple of pounds
of prime rib.

No, those are all
garbage foods.

We need the foods
that will break the fast.

Look, the waffle crumbs!

Ah, out of my way,
those are my floor crumbs.

Titans, wait!
We don't have to do this.

Oh, really?

And where are we
supposed to get

breakfast food at this hour?


Yo, what's a nine-letter
word for dinner?


Oh, yeah.

Great idea, Robin.


With this diner, we never have
to go without breakfast again...


Yo, I warned you about

drinking too much
OJ, fool.

We's turned into
breakfast foods.

But the why?

Because we haven't been
eating well balanced meals.

I knew something bad
like this was going to happen.

So what do we do now?

I do not wish to be
the breakfast food forever.

We need to get help
from an expert.

But where are we gonna find
an expert on meals?

Right here.
In Mealtopia.

That sounds like a plan.

Yeah. And when we's done,
we can eat more breakfast.

- Ow!
- No more breakfast!

Titans, go!

To Mealtopia!

We made it!

Something's wrong.

It's not safe here.

Quick, follow me!

Who are you guys?

I am Mr. Lunch.

And this is Mrs. Snack,

Miss Dinner

and Miss Dinner's rural cousin,
Mr. Supper.

Then maybe you can help us.

We ate too much breakfast

and got turned
into breakfast foods.

So you're the ones responsible
for empowering Mr. Breakfast.

It was bad enough

he was all high and mighty

about being the most
important meal of the day.

But now he's out of control.

What do you mean
out of control?

Oh, no! He's here!

Oh, hey, guys.

Mr. Breakfast!

Put me down. I don't want to
become breakfast food.

But everybody enjoys breakfast.

You'll see.

He just turned Mr. Lunch

into Mr. Brunch.

I know. Isn't it great?

Yo, we got to stop this, bro.

We enjoy eating
them other meals, too.

But breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.

He is not the listening.

Then we've got no choice
but to take him down

It's time for a food fight!

Eat bacon grease!


Enjoy the browns
that are the hash!

Creamed wheat coming your way!


Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!


It's too hard
to fight as an egg.

He's too powerful!

We may as well face it, Titans,

nothing is better
than breakfast.

Oh, really?

- Is that...
- It cannot be!

Yo, it is!

Mr. Dessert!


I'm sorry, Mr. Breakfast,

but it's time for you
to break, and fast!

Let's start with
a couple of cherry bombs.




And a dash
of heat-seeking sprinkles.

And top it off
with a hot fudge frenzy!

Now it's time to whip it good.


Oh, no!

Yes! We're back to normal.

I'm sorry for turning everybody
into breakfast food.

I guess I let the power
go to my head.

From now on,
we shall only break the fast

when the fast
needs to be the broken.

That's right.

We've definitely
learned the importance

of eating well balanced meals.

Now who wants ice cream
for dinner?