Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 7, Episode 25 - Pepo the Pumpkinman - full transcript

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Season 07 Episode 25 (IMDB)

Episode Title:
"Pepo the Pumpkin Man "

- We love candy apples!
- We love candy apples!

I love exploring corn mazes
that smell like poo.

And I enjoy playing
in the fall leaves,

which trigger
the seasonal allergies.

Halloween is the best, yo!

Nice one!

Hey, Robin, you almost finished
with that jack-o'-lantern?

Just one more eye, and done!

Truly, this is
the greatest jack-o'-lantern

the world has ever seen.

Hey! I've got an idea.

We should turn
this jack-o'-lantern

into a pumpkin man!


This big pumpkin will make
a nice round booty.

And this medium-sized
pumpkin will create

the sensible midsection.


These sticks will
make great arms!

And a scarf to keep him warm.

That looks great, guys.

But what do we call him?

How about Scary Davey?

Ooh, El Gordo!

The Oatmeal?

How about Scary Davey?

I know! We should call him
Pepo the Pumpkinman!


I wish Pepo could come to life
and have some fun with us.

Well, I can make that happen.

All I need is a magic hat.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Happy Halloween!

No way! He's alive!

It is the Halloween miracle.

Hey, friends.
It's nice to meet...

Hey! What gives?

Pepo can only stay alive
while he's wearing the hat.

Halloween Magic rules.

Happy Halloween!

Yo, let me try.

Happy Ha...


Happy Halloween!

You guys are all right.
Now, what do you say

we go scare some kids
and take their candy?

This is
the best Halloween ever!

♪ Oh, Pepo the Pumpkinman

♪ He's a happy
Ghoulish gourd ♪

♪ And on Halloween night
He shines his light ♪

♪ For the candy
Ravenous horde ♪

♪ He loves to scare
And hear the screams ♪

♪ Of children
Trick or treating! ♪

♪ But when they run
And drop their stash ♪

♪ Their candy will be eaten

- ♪ Make way!
- ♪ Make way!

♪ For Pepo the Pumpkinman!

♪ Make way
For the Pumpkinman! ♪

♪ He's Pepo the Pumpkinman

♪ The happy, ghoulish gourd

That was so much fun, yo!

So much of the candy
and the childhood trauma.

Well, I'm sure glad
you guys had fun.

Uh, what's up
with your face, bro?

And what's with that smell?

You smell like
hot garbage, man.

Ooh. I know
what's going on here.

Pepo is starting to decompose.

Oh, no! This is terrible.

I don't want to become
a pile of stinky mush.

We must do something
to save our new friend.

Don't worry. I've read
that petroleum jelly

can keep
a jack-o'-lantern fresh.

Now, let's give it a try.

Do you feel the fresh?

No. Just slimy.

Mm. Maybe you have to coat
the insides as well.

Oh, I don't feel so...

Please! No more!

Ugh. Now what?

My mom always sprayed
her pumpkins with bleach.

Is it working?

No, it just burns!

Oh. Then, perhaps
the ice will preserve

our winter squash friend.

This feels good.

Good thinking, Star.

But we need to figure out
a more permanent solution.

I know. We should take Pepo
to the North Pole

where the cold temperatures
will keep him fresh year round.

Great idea!
But how do we get there?

It's going to be
an epic journey.

First, we must ride through
the Haunted Hollow,

past the Witch's Gate,

and finally face
the Abominable Snowman.

This trip
sounds dangerous.

Yes, but for a new friend
we barely know

it's worth the risk.
Titans, go!

Save Pepo the Pumpkinman!

How much further
till we get out of these woods?

This place is
giving me the creeps.

Look. Maybe we can find out

from that short fellow
on the horse.

That dude's not short!

He's like, headless, man!

It's the headless horseman.

And he's after Pepo's head!

Get away from him,
you headless jerk!

Never! His head belongs
to me!

Ugh, he's all gross.

And he's leaking
all over my cape.

Oh! Now I'm gonna
have to get this dry cleaned.

I'm sorry that
I ever ran into you jerks.

Phew! That was close.

Yo, this must
be the Witch's Gate.

But it's so big.

How are we gonna get past it?

Simple. We knock.

Oh, trick-or-treaters.

- Hello.
- Sorry to bother you,

but we need to get through
so we can save our friend.

Sure, sure.

It'll cost you though.

We don't have any money.

Then how about that hat?

No way.
This hat is

the only thing keeping
our friend alive.

So it's a magic hat.
Even better.

How about I trade you for it?

I've got some wonderful
Halloween treats.

Like these
brand new toothbrushes.

- No.
- Then what about this bag of pennies?

- No.
- Wow.

You kids drive a hard bargain.

But I've got something
no trick-or-treater can resist.

A great big can
of tomato soup!

Nah, girl.

Very well. If you won't
give me the hat,

then I'll just have to...

- Yoink!
- Hey!

Let that go!


Happy Halloween!

Let's get
out of here, yo!

You're not going anywhere.

Rotten kids!

We're almost there, Pepo.

What a relief.

I don't think I'm going to
last much longer.

Oh, no. We can't bring in

any fruits or vegetables.

Quick! Help Pepo hide.

Welcome to the North Pole.

Anything to declare?

Uh, nothing but this boring,
lifeless hay.


I'll teach you to ignore
customs regulations.

It's up to you now, Pepo.

But look at me.

I'm in no shape to stop him.

Yes, you can.

You just need to unleash
the magic from your hat.

My hat. Of course!

You leave my friends alone!

Halloween night
frights, attack!

No. No, no. Help.

You did it, Pepo! You did it.

Oh, no. He is
the wasting way!

We have to get him
across the border now.

I'm not going to make it.

Pepo, don't go.

You have so much of the scaring

of the innocent children
still to do.


It's cool.

It's just time for Pepo

to head to the big,
abandoned department store

that turns
into a Halloween shop

one month out of the year...
in the sky.

But we'll never
forget you, Pepo.


And Happy... Halloween.

Hi, everybody!
Welcome to the...

Quick! Get Pepo's head
on there.

Happy Halloween!


Let's go scare some kids
and take their candy.

♪ The happy, ghoulish gourd ♪