Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 7, Episode 24 - DC - full transcript

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

Opening theme playing...

♪ T-E-E-N

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

Great news, Titans!

We just got an invite to Wonder
Woman's 80th anniversary party.

[all exclaiming]

Man, I can't believe
Wonder Woman is turning 80.

She does look great
for her age.


Well, Titans, seniors are
living a lot healthier these days.

So where's this party at, yo?


It's being held
at the headquarters of DC Comics.

[all cheering]

Yeah! Woo!

[exhilarating instrumental
music playing]

Welcome, Titans, to the home
of the world's greatest superheroes.

[all exclaiming]

Greetings, Titans.

I'm so glad you could
make it for our celebration.

Congratulations, Wonder Woman.

Speak up, Cyborg.

The woman is turning 80,
for goodness sake.

Oh, right. Sorry.

Congratulations, Wonder Woman!

Would you cut it out?

Just because she's 80,
doesn't mean she's old.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an important announcement to make.


Attention, everyone, attention.

As you know, Wonder Woman
is celebrating her anniversary today.

And in honor of this
momentous occasion,

we will be making a special
80'th anniversary issue

of [chatters] Wonder Woman.

[crowd clapping]

[grunting] But that's not all.

We'd also
like to unveil

the Wonder Woman
conference room.

[captivating instrumental
music playing]

[crowd cheering]

- Oh wow.
- That is so cool!

Now, let's get this
party started.

[electronic music playing]

Excuse me, Detective Chimp.

Do you think we could have
something named after us?

[Beast Boy] Like the Teen
Titans commissary, yo!

[Starfire] Or the Teen Titans
executive office.

Sorry, I'm afraid not.

We reserve that honor
for special occasions.

Last year was the new
Teen Titans 40th anniversary,

and we didn't get anything.

Well, not every hero
receives a namesake in this office.

Are you kidding me?

All these heroes have something
named after 'em in this office.

[Cyborg] There's the Superman
Writer's Room...

[Robin] The Batman
art department...

[Raven] The Aquaman
water cooler.

[Starfire] And the Swamp Thing
office plants.

Listen, I understand
you're upset, but

But,mwe only name things
after A-list heroes

who create the amazing comic books
our fans have grown to love.

So what are we? B-list heroes?

No, you're more like
D-list heroes.

There has to be something we
can do to prove we belong on the A-list.

Like putting us in charge
of Wonder Woman's anniversary issue.

I'm sorry, but I've already
assigned that issue to our top creative minds.

[electronic music playing]

Then why don't you unassign it?

[squawking] No, I must ensure that the
issue becomes a huge success

so we don't get crushed
by the competition.

Now, please enjoy the
rest of the party.

Aw mans, this stinks.

Don't worry, Titans.

We're not going to let anything
stop us from making that comic.

But Detective Chimp said Batman, Superman,
and the Flash are in charge of that issue.

Leave it to me.

Hey, guys,

just wanted to
wish you good luck

on Wonder Woman's
anniversary issue.

[amusing instrumental
music playing]


Now let's get to work, Titans.

If we're going to make an amazing comic,

we need to
come up with an amazing story.

It also needs a
diabolical plot.

And the new villain.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. We should
probably throw in some cool vehicles.

And some familiar
faces too, yo.

Great. I'll do the writing
and design.

Starfire and Cyborg, you two
will take care of the coloring.

[both exclaiming]

Raven, you can be the anchor.


What about me?

You are going to draw
the speech balloons.

Well, in that case,
my speech balloons

are going to blow your mind,

[Robin] Titans, go!

Make a comic book.

[upbeat music playing]

Thanks for coming, everybody.

We've got something amazing
to show you.


Has anyone seen
Superman, Batman or Flash?

No. Knowing them, they're
probably somewher slacking off.

[amusing instrumental
music playing]

This is terrible.

The deadline for Wonder Woman's
issue is today.

Relax, man.

We already took care of it.

[Detective Chimp] You created
the issue?

That's right, yo. So we could
prove to you

that we's the kind of A-list
heroes who deserve a namesake.

I'm sure you'll find that
our version

truly represents
80 years of Wonder Woman.

Take it away, Cyborg.

[upbeat music playing]

[Cyborg speaking]


[Starfire speaking]

[Raven speaking]

[Robin speaking]

Quickly, Steve, to the
invisible station wagon.

[horns honking]


[Beast Boy speaking]

[Cyborg speaking]

So, what do you think?

Is that A-list material
or what?

No! That's the
worst comic ever.

I can't release this.

And without a suitable

we're going to get crushed
by the competition.

[all gasp]


[indistinct shouting]

Whoa, what is that?

That's the competition.

[all yell]

We have to stop it
before it destroys DC.

But we can't fight that thing
without our heroes. [grunts]

Yes, we can.

We still have their namesakes.

Let's power this building up.

[exhilarating instrumental
music playing]

We're all linked up, Robin.

Now, let's go take down
the competition.

DC building. Go!


[Robin] Swamp Thing!


- [all yelling]
- [Robin] Aquaman!


- [all yelling]
- It's over, Titans.

The competition is
too powerful.

Looks like this is
the end of DC.


[all gasp]

♪ Wonder Woman! ♪

♪ Wonder Woman!
Wonder Woman! ♪

♪ All the world is
waiting for you ♪

♪ And the power you possess ♪

♪ In your satin tights ♪

♪ Fighting for your rights ♪

♪ And the old Red
White and Blue ♪

♪ Wonder Woman! ♪

- [all cheering]
- All right!

Now, that's how you destroy
a successful business.


Thank you, Titans,

for helping
us save DC.

And in honor of
your heroics,

I am officially promoting
you all to the A-list.

So does that mean we're finally
getting a conference room?

Oh, no. I got something even
better in mind for you.


[enchanting instrumental
music playing]

[Detective Chimp] The Titan's

[toilet flushes]

- [Beast Boy] Oh, no way!
- [Starfire] Are you serious?

This is the
best thing ever!

[all cheering]

[Beast Boy] Toilet! We're in
the A-list now.