Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 5, Episode 14 - Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition - Part 2 - full transcript

When he isn't invited to Beast Boy's birthday party, Robin throws his own party, with special guest Bob Uecker.


♪ T E E N T I T A N S ♪

♪ Teen Titans let's go ♪


♪ Teen Titans, go! ♪

Welcome back to Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star:

Second Greatest Team Edition.

Today, a lot of super teams
did their best.

But, now, only two
teams remain standing.

The H.I.V.E. rocked the stage
with The Booty Scooty.


But Robin got seriously
jacked up on the beatdown

trying to out-Swayze Swayze.

Let's watch that
again in super duper slo-mo.

After Robin beefed it hard,

See-More wowed the judges with
his performance of Mummy Money.

♪ The pyramid scheme money ♪

Now, it's all up to Beast Boy to
keep the Teen Titans in the game

with a fresh rendish of an old classic.

♪ And a dog with a flea
on channel 203 ♪

♪ And someone demands
on channel 310 ♪

♪ And a ghost says, "Boo"
on channel 410 ♪

Ah, nope.

- Wait, they like that garbage?
- Dang, Beastie,

singing Happy Birthday
on Wonder Woman's birthday.

Smooth move, player!
You got game.

Fist bump.

You know me,
I'm a thoughtful bruh.

Give it up for Beast Boy, y'all.

Ah, happy birthday.

My dude sang
Happy Birthday and won.

And this is why
TV talent shows are dumb.

Take that, H.I.V.E.

You can cheat all you want,
but you'll never win.

It's because you are rotten to the core.
Rotten to the core!

Ooh, doggie, this competition
is heating up now.

Let's check in on that
"rotten to the core" team.

Would you guys mind
if we joined hands

and shared positive thoughts?

I want you all to know,

I'm proud of this team
no matter what happens.

This is such an amazing opportunity.

I've grown so much as a person
throughout this competition.

- And, hey, if the Titans win, so be it.
- I'll shake their hands.

Look 'em right in the eye,
and shake their hands.

Amen to that, yo.

My, oh, my.

Talk about some heartwarming
biz from the H.I.V.E. Respect.

I have done
the research on the Ringo.

According to the sources,

there was a farmer, had a dog,
and Ringo was his name-o.

Such a noble animal, the farm hound.

When we arrive at the last resort,

I will live up to Ringo's good name.

Until then, I will do
the biding of the time.

♪ R-I-N-G-O, R-I... ♪

Hey, Star.

Do you need me
to become the Ringo,

and perform my special song?

No, we figured out
how to beat the H.I.V.E.

We are gonna perform a song that
only the Teen Titans could sing.

♪ Teen, Teen Titans,
The Titans, the Teen Titans ♪

♪ Teen, Teen Titans,
The Titans, the Teen Titans ♪

♪ Robin, Robin, the leader,
Robin, Robin, in charge ♪

♪ Raven is here
to drop it on you even harder ♪

- Whoo!
- All right.

Oh, it's genius.
The lyrics consist entirely

- of our names and descriptions.
- It's so fresh,

ain't no way the H.I.V.E.'s
gonna steal this one, baby.

It seems you do not
need the Ringo after all.

No, we do not.
I think it's safe to say

the Teen Titans have
got this one in the bag.


♪ And Ringo was his name-o ♪

Our next song is one that only
the Teen Titans could perform.

With lyrics so personalized

that it would be ludicrous for
anyone else to even attempt it.

Without further ado, here's...
the H.I.V.E.

singing the Teen Titans' song Go.

♪ Teen Titans,
The Titans, the Teen Titans ♪

♪ Teen, Teen Titans,
The Titans, the Teen Titans ♪

- What!
- This must be a joke, right?

♪ We them real heroes
taking down the big menace ♪

They're literally singing
our song as if they were us.

These crooks!
These highway robbers!

- These rapscallions!
- It's okay,

there's no way the judges
will like that performance.

It's rotten to the core,
just like them.

♪ Teen Titans,
The Titans, the Teen Titans ♪

♪ Go! ♪

Rotten to the core!

Now, let's see what the judges
think of the H.I.V.E.'s song choice.

Wow, the Titans will have to
beat that near-perfect score

if they are going to claim the title

of second greatest team
in the DC Universe.

They stole our best
and most unique song.

Now we've got nothing.
Ah, nothing!

We better find something.

Do I have to remind you
of the stakes?

I don't want to live in a world

that is exactly the same
when this is over!

If we don't wins,

who's gonna wake up tomorrow
feeling no regret

or excitement about this whole event?

Friends, it seems we have finally
arrived at the last resort.

Now is the time
for the Ringo to save the day.

And I am the ready, Titans.
I am the ready.

We can't send you out there, Star.

Why the not?
Am I not the Ringo of the group?

Oh, you are.

But Ringo wasn't
the best one in his group.

- He wasn't even the second best.
- Or the third.

Looks, we loves you, girl.

But this be a song,
and dance competition,

and you ain't the song
and the dance type.

I see.
Then what can we do?

We have only one option left.
We cheat.

- But...
- The H.I.V.E. has been stealing

from us the whole time.

And that gives us the right to
resort to illegitimate tactics.

I'm down for being a "cheetah"!
Uh, I'm a party animal.

Good, Party Animal,
because you are going to switch

the winning envelope with this one,
guaranteeing our victory.

♪ Cheating, cheating, cheating ♪

♪ So hard ♪

I would rather lose as the Ringo
than win as the cheat.


Cheat all day, cheat all night.

- What is she doing?
- No, no, no, no, no!

What you got for us, homegirl?

Mr. Rang, I shall perform
the special song

that makes the happy feelings.

Oh, man, this is gonna
be a train wreck.

Give it up, y'all.

I am the Ringo.

♪ Lights, camera, action ♪

♪ Feel the attraction ♪

♪ It'll put a spell on you
ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Lights, camera, action ♪

♪ For fame and fashion ♪

♪ Bright lights that'll make you say,
"Ooh, ooh, ooh" ♪

♪ I'm drippin'
in diamonds and pearls ♪

♪ Every night it's like
Hollywood out with my girls ♪

♪ Pulling up in these fancy cars ♪

♪ Getting treated all night
like super stars ♪

♪ We love these flashy lights ♪

♪ Star-studded crazy nights ♪

♪ Diving into the seas
full of cash ♪

♪ Living this high life
ain't so bad ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is the high life ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Lights, camera, action ♪

♪ Feel the attraction ♪

♪ It'll put a spell on you
ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Lights, camera, action ♪

♪ For fame and fashion ♪

♪ Bright lights that'll make you say,
"Ooh, ooh, ooh" ♪

Wow! Just wow!

The judges are going
to have a hard time

picking a winner after
that performance.


- Wow, who knew?
- That girl is full of surprises.

I am so the happy that I was
able to share my special song.

The judges have made their decision.

It's time to find out
who will win the title of

Envelope, please.

And our winners are...

The Teen Titans.

This is the best day of my life!

You did it, Star.
You did it.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, I dids it too!

I'm the one who switched
them envelopes.

Uh, that was the plan, right?

Yes, Beast Boy, that was the plan...

until Starfire sang an amazing song!

Ooh, so y'all are coming direct,
and admitting to cheating?

Oh, yeah, baby, that's how I do it.
I did it real good too.

No one even noticed
I switched them envelopes.

I was too sneaky, yo.

Holy smokes, gang.

We've got some straight up
Machiavellian scheming right here.

- Ridonkulus.
- We only did it because they've

been cheating the whole time!
They are rotten to the core!

Rotten to the core!

- We tried to warn you.
- The Titans always cheat.

Let's get the real envelope out here.

Ugh, fine.

And our winners are...

The Teen Titans?

- We... won? We won?
- You sure did.

Too bad you cheated, homies.
Now you're disqualified.

That's right,
the second greatest team

in the DC Universe is the H.I.V.E.

Along with the
title of Second Greatest Team,

our winners also get
an all expense paid vacation

to the Hall of Justice.

We're sorry we didn't
believe in you, Starfire.

You showed us that sometimes
a Ringo can be a Paul.

Thank you, friends.

I was just glad I was able to
share my song with everyone.

Oh, no, here it comes.
The future we tried to prevent.

- Oh, this is fine.
- Yeah, not bad.

- Not that good the either.
- Just the same.

And that's it for this episode of

Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star:

Second Greatest Team Edition.
Peace out, fellas.