Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 7 - BBSFBDAY - full transcript

Beast Boy agrees to share his birthday with Starfire after learning that she's never had one on Earth.

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪


It's my birthday.

It's my b-day.
Yo, my b-day.

- It's a me day.
- I said....


Yeah get away from me.
I'm trying to hang these decorations.

Yeah, you hang them.

You hang them for me
real good. Whoo!

Uh-huh, uh-huh.
It's my day, son.

- It's my day.
- Chill!

- Sheesh!
- Oh, I can't.

'Cause it's my b-b-b-birthday.


Give me that cake.
Give me that cake.

Give me that, that,
that, that cake.

That cake looks good, Mama.

It's organic, right?
No glutens in there, right?

It's all vegan, right?

I don't know. It's cake.
Who cares?

I cares, Mama.

And on my birthdays, you got
to cares about my cares!

Now where's my pinata at?

The cardboard animal for the
beating is right the here.

Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
That's what I thought.

I can't wait to bust open
them candy guts, yo!

Ah, birthdays are the best!

I would not know.

For I do not have
the birthday of my own.

What? Come on,
everybody's got a birthday.

It is true that I was birthed,
and on a day, yes.

But, you see, I was born on a day that
does not exist upon the Earthen calendar.

How is that possible?

You see, a full revolution
of the Earth around its Sun

takes 365.265 days according to
Aunt Gregorian's calendar system.

Tamaran, being the eighth
planet from our star

takes longer on
its orbital trip.

60,190 days or 164.79 Earth
years to be precise.

Thus, we have the many additional
months and days in our calendar system.

It was on one of those
additional days that I was born

and there is no
earthly equivalent.

And so, each year I must watch

as others are celebrated while I stand
alone as she who has no birthday.

- No birthday?
- No birthday.

- That's so sad.
- It is the saddest.

My heart's breaking dude.

I shall never experience the sweet
embrace of the birthday party.

It ain't right, yo!

You know what, Star?
You can share my birthday.

For the reals?

- For the real reals, girl.
- Whoa.

Beast Boy, sharing your
birthday is a big deal.

It's cool. My b-day is big
enough for the both of us.

You're gonna have
to share your cake.

- And your presents!
- So what?

So? No one has ever shared
a birthday and enjoyed it.

It's the hardest thing
to do in the world.

Well, we's gonna be
the first, Mama.

'Cause sharing and birthdays
is what I'm all about.

Joy! My first birthday!

That's right, girl.



All right, Starry,
Starry, Starry.

You ready to blow out
them candles?

Oh my, I will
extinguish the flames

as my ancestors extinguished the
blood lines of their enemies.

That's what's up!
Hit it, yo.

And a one, two, three, four!

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- ♪ Whoo! ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday dear Beast Boy and Starfire ♪
- ♪ Yeah!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back it up, yo.

- What? What is it?
- You didn't let my man Cyborg finish, yo.

He knows how I like to end out
birthday songs special like...

Light them candles up again
and take it from the top.

And a one, two, three, four!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Beast Boy and Starfire ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ And many more ♪


We supposed to go together.

Apologies, it is my first time.

It's cool. Again!

And a one, two, three, four.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Beast Boy and Starfire ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

And many more.

Aw, man, she blew out
more candles than me.

- Let's do it again.
- Just eat your cake!

- Yeah boy!
- Whoo!

Yo, why's my presents
in her pile?

Remember, you have
to share your presents.

That's... That's...


Sharing is great and I love it.

Tofu! Cool! Thanks, Robin.

You're welcome.

I know how much you like those
disgusting wet blocks of protein.

Oh, what a lovely drawing.

Yeah, I drew it for Beasty
but I think it still works.

It really captures the essence
of a lifelong friendship.

I'll just open my next one.

That one is from the me.

More tofu. How thoughtful.

From Raven.

Oh, two of the movie tickets.

Ooh, we should see the one about the
guys with the moms named Martha.

I can't take it!

First you blows out my candles,

then you gets my
super cool drawing.

Now you gets to go to the
movies with Mama Raven.

You're stealing all my stuff
and ruining my birthday!

- Whoa, dude, chill.
- Yeah.

This was your idea.

Why's you even let me
have an idea.

You know I ain't
a dude of ideas.

Give me my stuff!

But the gifts were given to me.

So what, my name was on the box.

I did the tearing of
the wrapping paper,

sealing the covenant
of the gift giving.

I don't even know
what that means.

Give me!

Take it down a notch, you two!

- Huh, fine.
- Huff.

If you want to keep fighting, I
will wrap this party up right now.

Or you can agree to be nice
and we'll do the pinata.

I really wants to hit that.

I too wish to see
the candy guts.

All right, all right.
I'll be cool.

I shall also be the
low temperature.

But if you take even one piece of
my candy, I will end you, girl.

I will wear your face as the pants
if you ruin my pinata times.

Who's ready to have some fun?

We are!

Okay, here we go.

Take turns, you two.

And be nice.

Oh, I'm a be real nice, dude.

Just as long as
I get the first whack.

Prepare to die, pinata!

Hey, I gets the first whack!

It's my birthday.

It is the our birthday
and therefore, my birthday.

Have you forgotten I gave you this
birthday and I can take it away?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I said be nice.

That's nice. It's my birthday
and it's all about me.

And I'm going
to smash this pinata!

Oh, it is the on!

You and me pinata.
Prepare yourself!


I shall make this the painless.

Give it to me!

It is my birthday right!

It's not your birthday!

It was never,
ever your birthday!

You ain't even have a birthday!

- Ah!
- Oh!

Oh! Ah!


Look at all those
candy guts, yo.

Whoo! Oh, yeah!

It's my birthday.
It's my b-day.

It's a me day.
It's all about me, baby!

All about me! Aw... man.

Hey Star, uh, I'm really sorry.

I didn't realize sharing
a birthday would be so hard.

- Here's some candy.
- I apologize also.

I wished only to enjoy
the birthday fun times.

But in doing so
I took yours away.

It's cool.

- Still friends?
- Be always.

Though I suppose I will have
to wait until the next year

to do the pinata smashing.

Star, it's your first birthday.

I'm a make sure you gets
to hit a pinata.

Okay, I'm ready.

Wow, I can't believe, Beast Boy went
through all this trouble just so Star

could have a pinata.

Yeah! My man's share game
is on point.

Let her rip, Star.

Give me some of those.

The happy birthday, Beast Boy.

Happy birthday, Starfire.