Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 3 - Booby Trap House - full transcript
Cyborg and Starfire booby-trap the tower for safety
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
Where are Starfire and Cyborg?
They're going to miss
my perfect packing
presentation.
Huh?
My perfect
packing presentation.
Your what?
Perfect! Packing!
Presentation!
I'm going to show you all
how to pack
your bags perfectly
for the big road trip
tomorrow.
Bruh, we knows how to pack.
All you know is how to
throw junk into a bag.
It's sloppy and dangerous.
Don't you remember
what happened last year?
♪ John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt
♪ His name is my name too
♪ And yours and yours
and yours
♪ Whenever we go out,
the people always shout
♪ There goes John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt
Fa-la-la... ♪
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-♪ John Jacob
-(SCREAMS CONTINUE)
♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt
♪ His name is my name too...
The doctor said
we'd never walk again.
Yeah, but look at us now.
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-I'm done waiting
for those two.
My perfect packing
presentation starts now.
This better not be boring.
I think you shall find it
to be quite the opposite.
(ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
Yo, yo, yo!
What's up, Titans Tower?
Y'all having a good time?
I can't hear you!
-(COUGHS MILDLY)
-That's what
I'm talking 'bout!
Hey, you kids think
packing ain't cool?
Packing is for
grandmas, right?
(IMITATES DJ) Wrong.
Packing is the new
funky fresh way to be, boy-ee!
Let's open this bad boy up,
and find out
how to fold shirts
so they can take up
less space.
-BOTH: Hello!
-(GASPS)
You have found our hiding spot
with your seeking.
I'm in the middle of my
perfect packing presentation.
Forget that, dude.
You're the big winner!
(SIGHS)
Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
I can't believe it.
It's finally happening.
This is such an honor.
(GIGGLING)
To think I started out
as just a little... (SOBBING)
Just a little circus boy,
alone and misunderstood.
(ALL LAUGHING)
He thinks that trophy is real.
(GRUNTS)
You two need to grow up!
He does not believe we are
the fully grown adult persons.
-What?
-(SCOFFS)
Please.
-(SCOFFS)
-Huh?
-(LAUGHS)
-(GROANS)
(BOTH VOCALIZING)
Uh-uh.
Uh-huh!
We are grown-ups, bro.
You don't even know.
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
Uh-oh. Beast Boy.
Aw. You need to go
potty, potty, potty?
I'll take you.
The potty, potty, potty
can wait!
We are leaving for a road trip
tomorrow at 5:00 AM sharp.
I want everyone in bed ASAP.
Bags packed perfectly,
so we're ready to go
in the morning.
And you two, right to bed!
Show me
you can be adults, okay?
-You got it.
-Understood.
Tweet, tweet, tweet. (GIGGLES)
(CHUCKLING)
Quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack.
(STARFIRE CHIRPING)
(GRUMBLING)
(CAWING)
(IMITATES ROOSTER)
Go to sleep!
How can we? With these crazy
birds making all this racket?
You are making those noises!
(CYBORG BARKING)
Quiet down, you dog!
We're trying to sleep.
(NEIGHING)
Oh! Shush-shush, Mr. Horsey.
(GRUMBLES) Grow up!
(STARFIRE AND CYBORG GIGGLING)
(ANIMAL NOISES CONTINUE)
(SIGHS)
(GRUMBLES)
Those filthy animals kept me
up all night and I overslept.
We're late!
Get a move on, Titans.
Up and at 'em!
Come on, let's go.
(YAWNING)
I just want to go back to bed.
Come on, come on,
come on. Let's get
this show on the road.
Beast Boy,
give me a headcount.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five heads.
Good, we're all here.
Let's get this road trip
started.
-We got to make up some time.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
(YAWNS)
The good morning to you.
Friend Titans?
Hello? Friend Titans?
(YAWNING)
Cyborg, the other
Titans are gone!
Well, there's no way
they would've forgotten us.
Perhaps they were eaten
by the monsters?
-(GASPS) Monsters?
-Yes.
The monsters in the closet
and under the beds.
CYBORG:
From the shadows they crept...
STARFIRE: And they used
their horrible monster mouths
to swallow them whole.
-(LIGHTNING CRACKLES)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness!
What are we gonna do?
Friend Robin said
we need to up our ages.
And prove that
we can be grown-ups.
Then let us make our dearly
departed friend Robin proud
by protecting ourselves and
the Tower from the monsters,
by becoming the adults.
So, how do adults protect
themselves from monsters?
(FARTS)
BOTH: Booby traps!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(INADUIBLE)
(BEAR GROWLING)
(BARKING)
Shh...
(READING)
(ROBIN HUMMING)
ROBIN: (GASPS)
Oh, no! We forgot them!
-You mean...
-Yes! We forgot
the tangerines.
The tangerines!
Tangerines!
How could we overlook
something so obvious?
I'm starting to panic!
I'm panicking, too.
Tangerines!
I need some Vitamin C.
Ahhh!
I think I got scurvy, yo.
(SOBBING) Tangerines.
Oh, we'll never survive
out here.
Oh. Here they are.
(ALL CHOMPING)
Dear madam,
say hello to my speciality,
sweet meat lasagna.
Ooh! The fancy.
Let us enjoy
this adult-style meal in
the style of the adults.
Check me out, using a napkin.
And I am using the utensils.
Lovely. This is edamame.
With a fine chocolate
cherry reduction.
Eba-da-mame is my favorite.
(BOTH CHOMPING)
Excellent.
Here, refresh your palatay
with this fizzy water.
I do enjoy the fizzy water.
Don't ask how it got fizzy.
How did it get fizzy?
I said not to ask.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(READING)
(SIGHS) We're here.
Sweet. That car was
smelling rank, yo.
Whose fault was that?
(BELCHES) Oh, mine.
Beast Boy,
wake up Starfire and Cyborg.
Guys?
Star? Cyborg?
Where you at?
Bro?
Huh.
They're not in the car.
What? How did you two
not notice that until now?
I don't know how
it could've slipped by me.
They must be alone
in the Tower.
We have to get home
before they destroy the place
or hurt themselves.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(STARFIRE AND CYBORG GROANING)
Oh, the tum-tum
is on the fire.
Perhaps the candied lasagna,
eda-ba-mame,
and the fizzy water were not
the best of the ideas.
Being a grown-up
is much harder than it looks.
BOTH: (GASPING) The monsters!
They're going to eat us!
(BOTH PANTING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Who are we kidding?
We don't know how
to be grown-ups.
Are our booby traps
even gonna work?
We must try, Cyborg.
It is time...
To adult.
CYBORG: Boo-ya!
Come on, come on,
come on. Huh?
-(BEES BUZZING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, come on!
(BOTH GASPING)
(ALL GROANING)
You will not eat us,
the monsters!
Let's get grown up.
-(BOTH GASP)
-(SCREAMING)
D'oh!
(RAVEN GROANING)
(YAPS AND SNARLS)
(ROBIN SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
(YELLS)
-(GROWLS)
-(SHOUTS)
(EXCLAIMING)
-(GROWLING)
-Ah!
(ROBIN EXCLAIMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
We did it!
We saved the Tower
from those horrible monsters.
We are truly the grown people.
(READING)
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
Where are Starfire and Cyborg?
They're going to miss
my perfect packing
presentation.
Huh?
My perfect
packing presentation.
Your what?
Perfect! Packing!
Presentation!
I'm going to show you all
how to pack
your bags perfectly
for the big road trip
tomorrow.
Bruh, we knows how to pack.
All you know is how to
throw junk into a bag.
It's sloppy and dangerous.
Don't you remember
what happened last year?
♪ John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt
♪ His name is my name too
♪ And yours and yours
and yours
♪ Whenever we go out,
the people always shout
♪ There goes John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt
Fa-la-la... ♪
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-♪ John Jacob
-(SCREAMS CONTINUE)
♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt
♪ His name is my name too...
The doctor said
we'd never walk again.
Yeah, but look at us now.
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-I'm done waiting
for those two.
My perfect packing
presentation starts now.
This better not be boring.
I think you shall find it
to be quite the opposite.
(ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
Yo, yo, yo!
What's up, Titans Tower?
Y'all having a good time?
I can't hear you!
-(COUGHS MILDLY)
-That's what
I'm talking 'bout!
Hey, you kids think
packing ain't cool?
Packing is for
grandmas, right?
(IMITATES DJ) Wrong.
Packing is the new
funky fresh way to be, boy-ee!
Let's open this bad boy up,
and find out
how to fold shirts
so they can take up
less space.
-BOTH: Hello!
-(GASPS)
You have found our hiding spot
with your seeking.
I'm in the middle of my
perfect packing presentation.
Forget that, dude.
You're the big winner!
(SIGHS)
Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
I can't believe it.
It's finally happening.
This is such an honor.
(GIGGLING)
To think I started out
as just a little... (SOBBING)
Just a little circus boy,
alone and misunderstood.
(ALL LAUGHING)
He thinks that trophy is real.
(GRUNTS)
You two need to grow up!
He does not believe we are
the fully grown adult persons.
-What?
-(SCOFFS)
Please.
-(SCOFFS)
-Huh?
-(LAUGHS)
-(GROANS)
(BOTH VOCALIZING)
Uh-uh.
Uh-huh!
We are grown-ups, bro.
You don't even know.
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
Uh-oh. Beast Boy.
Aw. You need to go
potty, potty, potty?
I'll take you.
The potty, potty, potty
can wait!
We are leaving for a road trip
tomorrow at 5:00 AM sharp.
I want everyone in bed ASAP.
Bags packed perfectly,
so we're ready to go
in the morning.
And you two, right to bed!
Show me
you can be adults, okay?
-You got it.
-Understood.
Tweet, tweet, tweet. (GIGGLES)
(CHUCKLING)
Quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack.
(STARFIRE CHIRPING)
(GRUMBLING)
(CAWING)
(IMITATES ROOSTER)
Go to sleep!
How can we? With these crazy
birds making all this racket?
You are making those noises!
(CYBORG BARKING)
Quiet down, you dog!
We're trying to sleep.
(NEIGHING)
Oh! Shush-shush, Mr. Horsey.
(GRUMBLES) Grow up!
(STARFIRE AND CYBORG GIGGLING)
(ANIMAL NOISES CONTINUE)
(SIGHS)
(GRUMBLES)
Those filthy animals kept me
up all night and I overslept.
We're late!
Get a move on, Titans.
Up and at 'em!
Come on, let's go.
(YAWNING)
I just want to go back to bed.
Come on, come on,
come on. Let's get
this show on the road.
Beast Boy,
give me a headcount.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five heads.
Good, we're all here.
Let's get this road trip
started.
-We got to make up some time.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
(YAWNS)
The good morning to you.
Friend Titans?
Hello? Friend Titans?
(YAWNING)
Cyborg, the other
Titans are gone!
Well, there's no way
they would've forgotten us.
Perhaps they were eaten
by the monsters?
-(GASPS) Monsters?
-Yes.
The monsters in the closet
and under the beds.
CYBORG:
From the shadows they crept...
STARFIRE: And they used
their horrible monster mouths
to swallow them whole.
-(LIGHTNING CRACKLES)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness!
What are we gonna do?
Friend Robin said
we need to up our ages.
And prove that
we can be grown-ups.
Then let us make our dearly
departed friend Robin proud
by protecting ourselves and
the Tower from the monsters,
by becoming the adults.
So, how do adults protect
themselves from monsters?
(FARTS)
BOTH: Booby traps!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(INADUIBLE)
(BEAR GROWLING)
(BARKING)
Shh...
(READING)
(ROBIN HUMMING)
ROBIN: (GASPS)
Oh, no! We forgot them!
-You mean...
-Yes! We forgot
the tangerines.
The tangerines!
Tangerines!
How could we overlook
something so obvious?
I'm starting to panic!
I'm panicking, too.
Tangerines!
I need some Vitamin C.
Ahhh!
I think I got scurvy, yo.
(SOBBING) Tangerines.
Oh, we'll never survive
out here.
Oh. Here they are.
(ALL CHOMPING)
Dear madam,
say hello to my speciality,
sweet meat lasagna.
Ooh! The fancy.
Let us enjoy
this adult-style meal in
the style of the adults.
Check me out, using a napkin.
And I am using the utensils.
Lovely. This is edamame.
With a fine chocolate
cherry reduction.
Eba-da-mame is my favorite.
(BOTH CHOMPING)
Excellent.
Here, refresh your palatay
with this fizzy water.
I do enjoy the fizzy water.
Don't ask how it got fizzy.
How did it get fizzy?
I said not to ask.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(READING)
(SIGHS) We're here.
Sweet. That car was
smelling rank, yo.
Whose fault was that?
(BELCHES) Oh, mine.
Beast Boy,
wake up Starfire and Cyborg.
Guys?
Star? Cyborg?
Where you at?
Bro?
Huh.
They're not in the car.
What? How did you two
not notice that until now?
I don't know how
it could've slipped by me.
They must be alone
in the Tower.
We have to get home
before they destroy the place
or hurt themselves.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(STARFIRE AND CYBORG GROANING)
Oh, the tum-tum
is on the fire.
Perhaps the candied lasagna,
eda-ba-mame,
and the fizzy water were not
the best of the ideas.
Being a grown-up
is much harder than it looks.
BOTH: (GASPING) The monsters!
They're going to eat us!
(BOTH PANTING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Who are we kidding?
We don't know how
to be grown-ups.
Are our booby traps
even gonna work?
We must try, Cyborg.
It is time...
To adult.
CYBORG: Boo-ya!
Come on, come on,
come on. Huh?
-(BEES BUZZING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, come on!
(BOTH GASPING)
(ALL GROANING)
You will not eat us,
the monsters!
Let's get grown up.
-(BOTH GASP)
-(SCREAMING)
D'oh!
(RAVEN GROANING)
(YAPS AND SNARLS)
(ROBIN SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
(YELLS)
-(GROWLS)
-(SHOUTS)
(EXCLAIMING)
-(GROWLING)
-Ah!
(ROBIN EXCLAIMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
We did it!
We saved the Tower
from those horrible monsters.
We are truly the grown people.
(READING)