Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 26 - Hot Salad Water - full transcript

When drinking tea turns the other Titans English, it's up to Robin to save America from another British invasion.

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Anybody want a beverage?

I have the thirst.

- Me too, yo.
- A beverage sounds good, yeah.

How about some water?

Nah, no flavor.

Orange juice?

Bro, that's just fruit
pretending to be a drink. Come on.


I dare not drink the
lactations of the dairy cow.

Maybe we got some lemonade
dust packets up in here.

Oh, how about some tea?

How's am I supposed to drink a
little bag with some dirt in it?

It's not dirt.
Those are leaves.



How's am I supposed to drink a
little bag with some leaves in it?

You don't drink the bag, dude.

You dunk it in some hot water.

Then all that leafy goodness

gets in there
and you drink that.

Like the delicious
hot water salad.

I like salad!

Then let's drink this tea, son!

What in the name of America
the beautiful are you doing?

Oh, just drinking
this hot salad water, yo.

He means tea.

I know what he means.

What I don't know is who
brought it into the Tower!

- I don't know.
- It was not the me.

Who? Answer me.

Calm down, dude.
What's the big deal?

You were about to drink tea!


The national beverage
of Great Britain!

Do I really need
to spell it out for you?


It all started back in 1776...

Is this going
to be a math story?


It all started back in 1776.

The British Empire once ruled
the American colonies.

British soldiers could stay
in anyone's house, anytime,

and the taxes were super unfair.

But worse than that,

everyone was forced
to drink tea all the time.

Soda was not allowed. It was terrible.

Finally, George Washington

and the Founding Fathers
had enough.

With the help
of the mighty bald eagle,

and the Statue of Liberty,

they declared independence, and
threw all the tea into the ocean.

Without their tea,

the British army didn't
stand a chance.

And America could drink
all the soda it wanted.

Of course, ever since
their humiliating defeat,

the English have been working to
regain control of the United States.

And that tea is their way in!

Robin, it's just
a hot water salad.

It's treason! Treason, I say!

And I'm going to put
it where it belongs!


Forget the tea.

You're Americans.

You need something
with a little sugar in it.

I suppose we will never
enjoy the hot leaf water.

Yeah, I guess you're...
Whoa! Look!

Where did it come from?

It is the sign.

We are meant
to drink of the tea!

Uh, I don't know, guys.

This is kind of suspicious.

What if Robin was right?

Oh, come on.

When has we ever been warned
about doing a thing,

and then that thing ended up being
bad and getting us in trouble?

Come to think
of it, I can't think of it.

- Can't think of a single time.
- Yeah, I got nothing.

So, let's drink this tea, yo.


Yeah, there's really
not a lot of flavor in this.

Oh, it may taste like nothings,

but it sure makes me feel

like a dude
of international situations.

True, and the soggy leaf bag
is quite the special treat.

Care for some more?

Oh, why not?

Good morning, Titans.

'Ello, Robin.

Did you forget the "h" in hello?

Join us.
We are watching the telly.


Who calls the TV a telly?
Oh, no.

Cyborg, what are
you making for breakfast?

Bacon, eggs, toast, hash browns.

Good. Good, good, good.

An all-American way
to start the day.

And over here, you got
your black pudding,

baked beans, mushrooms
and a half a tomato.

That's a full English breakfast!

You drank the tea!

- Of course we drank the tea.
- But I threw it in the ocean.

Like any good American would.

Well, we got some more.

Oh, my worst nightmare
is coming true.

You're becoming Anglophiles.

Hang low style?


People who love Great Britain.

- What's not to love?
- Everything!

There's nothing great
about Great Britain.

The tea has warped your minds.

We are Americans.

And I am going
to make you remember.

For the good of the nation.

♪ America, America ♪

♪ Awesome America ♪

♪ We got tank tops and pickup trucks ♪

♪ George Washington on the buck ♪

Come on.

♪ Freedom and apple pie ♪

♪ Brings a tear to American eyes ♪

♪ We're talking Full House
and Ernest Goes to Camp ♪

♪ Samuel L. Jackson on the stamp ♪

- ♪ Board walking at the Jersey Shore ♪
- BOTH: Whoo!

♪ We've got that Mount Rushmore ♪

♪ Campfires and making S'mores ♪

♪ The bald eagle we all adore ♪

♪ America, America ♪

♪ Awesome America ♪

- ♪ Power tools! ♪
- America!

- ♪ Barbecues! ♪
- America!

- ♪Top Gun! ♪
- America!

- ♪ Football! ♪
- America!











All right, my fellow Americans.

Who's ready to shoot
off these fireworks?


What is that?

It looks like tyranny.



What happened
to being Americans?

- Just having a laugh, mate. Biscuit?
- No!

- You're all out of sorts.
- Join us for a spot of tea, love?

I will not!

Where are you getting
all this tea?

She said, "Join us
for a spot of tea."

So much tea!

Lovely, isn't it?

The Queen of England.

You've been bringing tea into
the Tower this whole time!

Bob's your uncle.

I don't have an uncle!

It simply means,
"You're right, young man."

Americans! Yes!

I planted the tea.
Now the Titans are mine.

They will distribute
this tea to all of America.

And once every citizen
is under my control,

the United States will finally
return to the British Empire.

Oh! Still angry about
American independence, I see.

Of course not!

Then tell me
why you're doing this.

Because your forefathers threw
good tea in the ocean.

Nothing upsets the English
more than wasting good tea.

Frightful business!

Unforgivable! Really!

You won't get away with this!

Too late, young man.

Titans! Would you kindly
dispose of him?

Yes, ma'am.

All right, what are
you going on about?

I'm calling upon
America's oldest ally.

Your little birdie is no match

for the biggest clock
in the world!

Let's do this.
These truths are self-evident.



And the pursuit of happiness!

Biscuit barrage!

Oh, you don't fancy
the biscuits, do you?

How about some
double-decker destruction?

I've had quite enough
of you Americans.

- Time to finish this!
- Not so fast.

Lady Liberty!


Not soda!

You won again, America,
but we'll be back.

That's our promise!

Thanks for the help,
Lady Liberty.

What happened?

It's like a terrible dream
filled with salt and vinegar.

And mushy peas!

We did not know
the dangers of the tea.

We will never drink
of its terrible leaves again.

Sorry, Titans. But there's still
one tea party we have to attend.

- Yeah! USA!

Yay! Hurrah!

America the beautiful!

Yay, America!

America! Heck, yeah!