Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 18 - Easter Creeps - full transcript

♪ Go ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Whoop-dee-doo! It's Easter!

♪ Hop, hop, hop
I lay my little eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
and then I hide my eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
oh, won't you find my eggs ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp, chomp
yes, eat my little eggs ♪

♪ Yummy yum, yummy yum
yummy yum, yummy yum ♪



♪ Ooh, I like to watch you eat my eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
I lay my little eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop and then I hide my eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
oh, won't you find my eggs ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp, chomp
yes, eat my little eggs ♪

♪ Yummy yum, yummy yum
yummy yum, yummy yum ♪

♪ Ooh, I like to watch you eat my eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
I lay my little eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
and then I hide my eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
oh, won't you find my eggs ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp, chomp yes, eat... ♪

Santa?
What do you want?

You must be here for some

of my delicious
little eggs, right?



Looks like my hunch was right!

Santa is trying to take over
the holiday again!

It's up to us
to save the Easter Bunny!

Oh, do we have to?

I'm tired of savin'
holidays, man,

especially this one.

Yeah, that bunny creeps us out.

Don't worry, Santa,

plenty more where
that came from.

Nasty!

Nasty or not. It is our duty as
superheroes to protect the innocent,

regardless of how creepy
they are!

Titans, go!

Ahhh!

We saved Easter!

Oh, they all want Easter too?

It's because the Easter Bunny
is so pathetic.

Must we fight
all of the Bunny's battles?

If we don't, we risk losing
the holiday as we know it.

Would that really be
such a bad thing?

It would if something
even worse took its place.

I don't understand

why all those meanies
want my little holiday.

It is because
you are the creepy weakling,

and therefore, the easy target.

Unless you stand up
for yourself,

Easter will always be in danger.

But I don't want to fight.

I just want
to lay my little eggs.

These are for you.

- Thank you.
- Ew! Thanks.

- Nice gesture, I think.
- Thank you very much.

Uh, didn't you used to hide
those good chocolate eggs,

like the ones from the store?

These are more special

because I make them myself.

Go ahead.
Eat them.

I, uh... Man, I had
a big breakfast, you know?

Please.

I like to watch people
eat my eggs.

Mmm.

Man, I liked Easter
much more when I ain't know

where these eggs come from.

Well, it's like my dude,
George Horace Lorimer said,

"If there's anything worse than
knowing too little, it's knowing too much."

Now, as adages go,
he's definitely top five,

but...

Guys, you got to see this!

- Look.
- It is the chocolates.

Yo! This ain't no booty eggs!

They appear to be
chocolate Easter eggs.

The Easter Bunny
must have realized

no one wants
to eat his booty eggs.

I'm not sure these are
from the Easter Bunny.

He seemed very intent on
handing out those booty eggs.

Friend Robin, do not look upon
the horse with the mouth gift.

Mmm.

Wow! This is really good.

Mmm.

Oh, wow. This is the sweetest
chocolate I ever had, yo!

Mmm-mmm-mmm!
Super sweet.

We can enjoy Easter again.

Oh, so good.

Yes. But my teeth.

They cry out in agony!

Mine too.

Ow! They hurt!

Especially this one.

Ugh, this overly sweet chocolate

is causing our teeth
to fall out!

Oh, I see you have been

enjoying my delectable
chocolates, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

The Tooth Fairy!

Great! As if one creep
wasn't enough today.

I see it all so clearly now,

chocolate that makes
your teeth fall out.

The Tooth Fairy is planning
to take over Easter!

Very good, my little plum.

No one loses teeth eating the
Easter Bunny's eggs anymore.

Very disgusting, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

So, I will deliver chocolates
for the children to enjoy.

Your chocolates
made our teeths fall out, yo!

Yes, special chocolate.

My own recipe. Extra sugar.

It is win-win!

The people get
their Easter chocolate,

I get their teeth,
ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

What about the Easter Bunny?

Oh, what a creep.

No one will miss him
or his disgusting eggs.

That may be true,
but we can't let you do this!

Oh, what a shame,
ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

Shall we settle this with a
tooth eating competition?

We'll settle this
with our fists!

Have it our way, da-da-da-da-da.

Molars, incisors, canines!

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

Ra-ta-ta.

Argh! We have to stop
the Tooth Fairy!

Dude, we should just stay
out of it for once.

Maybe this is one holiday
we can't save.

It's too risky.

Remember, something even
worse could replace it.

We must maintain the status quo.

But we cannot stand against
the creep of the Tooth Fairy.

Then we need someone
even creepier!

♪ Hop, hop, hop
I lay my little eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
and then I hide my eggs ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop
oh, won't you find my eggs ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp, chomp
yes, eat my little eggs ♪

♪ Yummy yum, yummy yum yummy yum, yummy yum ♪

♪ Ooh, I like to watch you eat my... ♪

Happy Easter, everyone.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Ugh! Yo, Bunny dude.

The Tooth Fairy
is about to take Easter.

Are you gonna let her?

Mmm, I guess.

No! No, you are not!

You are going to fight
to keep it!

No, I don't wanna fight.

I just wanna
hop, hop, hop and...

Lay your little eggs.
We know.

But with our help,

you can learn
to defend yourself.

Well, if you think so.

I'll try.

Let's see
what we're starting with.

Give me your best shot!

Ow!

My wittle paw!

This guy can't fight anything!

Everyone say goodbye to Easter.

Wait! Maybe he doesn't need
to be able to fight.

Maybe we just need to
make him look like he can.

Happy Easter.

It is I, the Easter Fairy.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

♪ I give you chocolate
you give me teeth ♪

♪ I want to eat them so... ♪

Mmm. Aged too perfection.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

Tooth Fairy!

This all-you-can-eat
tooth buffet ends now!

You cannot stop me!

We are not going to.

Who is this
respectable gentleman?

Happy Easter.

The Easter Bunny?
It cannot be!

You best step off my holiday.

Yes, of course.
Right away, sir.

We just might pull this off.

Oh, snaps. Nobody's messing
with that bunny, yo.

I would not wish to upset
such an unconventional beauty.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

I could say the same about you.

Uh, what's happening?

No!

Wanna go spread some Easter
cheer, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta?

Do I ever?

It's Easter time.

Who wants an egg?

It's coming.

Whoo-hoo! It's a big one.

♪ Chocolate for you teeth for me ♪

♪ Chocolate for you teeth for me ♪

You are beautiful
when you eat teeth.

Yeah!

You know how
to make a girl feel special,

ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

Tooth Fairy...

Will you share
this holiday with me?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Man, that is nasty.

Yeah.

I am unsure if we
saved the holiday or not.

Uh, I'm pretty sure
we made things worse, yo.

I think it's time we put an end

to medaling in the affairs
of holidays, Titans.

Agreed.

Gee, fellas,
I can't thank you enough.

The Tooth Fairy,
she's love of my life.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

We are so happy together.

We decided to start a family.

Meet Junior.

Happy Easter, everyone.

Ew! Ugh!

That just ain't right!