Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 14 - Permanent Record - full transcript

It's back to school as the Titans teach each other about science and grammar.

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Good morning, everyone.

What's up with the mustache?

It's Mustache Monday, girl!

Mustache Monday!

Everyone get your mustaches on.


Oh, wow! I wish I could grow
mines like that.


Stop that!
It is not Mustache Monday!

That sweet chevron
says otherwise.


This mustache is not about style.
It's about authority.

For today, I am your teacher,
and you are my students.


Oh, man! School?

You don't wanna do this.

Yeah, we specifically
avoid going to school.

It is the boring.


You are all in dire need
of the critical life skills

that can only be learned
in a classroom environment.

We don't have to stay here.
Let's go.

Fine, leave.

I'll just have to give you
all check marks.

A check mark!

You would not.

Yes, I would.

In fact, every time
you misbehave,

you will earn a check mark
next to your name.

And those check marks will go
on your permanent record.

Yo, my cousin got four check
marks on his permanent record,

and now he lives in a dumpster.

The dumpster?

I don't want to live in a dumpster.
We'd better stay.

Can't believe he pulled out a check mark.
Give me a check mark...

I had no choice.

As you can see, teaching is the
hardest job in the entire world.

Surely it is not harder than the
professional shark fighter.


Teaching's just standing up and
wearing sweaters. That ain't hard.

Oh, if you think teaching is so easy,
I'd like to see you get up and try.

All right, bro.

I's about to get my teach on!

I didn't mean that literally.

Now sit down before
I give you a check mark.

I'm the teacher now.

So I gots the chalk,
and you gets the checks.

No, no, no, no!
Okay, I'll do whatever you say.

Then sit down, sir.

'Cause y'all's about
to get schooled!

What up, my students?

I'm Mr. B.
Welcome to Sciences Class.

You are going to teach us science?

You can't even tie your shoes.

That's right.
'Cause Mr. B don't got laces.

Now stop disrupting my class,
or you gets a check mark!

I don't believe this...

That's better.
Now, what do you kiddy-kids

want to learn about
sciences today?

- Why are buildings so tall?
- How many pancakes can I eat?

Ooh, why is the sky blue?

Good one, Star.

That's today's lesson.

Oh, come on! Everybody knows
the sky is blue

because the sun
reflects the blue ocean.

Nah, son. Nah.

Then why don't you tell us?

I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm gonna show you.

Everybody in the
Magical Learnin' Van, y'all.

A magic van?

There's no magic in science!

Hey, settle down!
You want a check mark?


Then get your butt
in the Magic Van!


Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
All right, check it.
Science time!

So, yo, the sun's over there

and it's blowing sunlight
all over the place, right?

Now, that sunlight is all
the colors of the rainbow.

So, in a rainbow
you got blue, right?

So them blues get up in here,

up high around
the Earth ball, okay?

And then they all gets
friendly with the gases.

And all the gases are like,
"What up! What up! What up!"

And then the light that is blue,

they're all like,
"What up, dude?

"How you been?"
And that's how...

You know, that's how
the sky is blue now.

Everything you just said
is nonsense.

No. I get it.

The gas particles high up in the
atmosphere reflect the blue light.

Which gives the sky
its blue color.

That's what's up!

Yo, Mr. B. How come the sky
is orange or red sometimes?

Bro, it's like this.

Up in that rainbow, you gots
red and orange, right?

Well, when the sun goes down, the
blues are all like, "Later,"

'cause they ain't gonna
be up high no more, right?

So, then the oranges and the
reds get all low, low, low,

and other stuff up in there
and all around up in there,

and they're all like, "Yes,
yes, yes, my dude! Yes!"

Oh, so the particles
lower in the atmosphere

reflect the red
and orange light...

Because they travel further
as the earthly sun is setting.

He is speaking gibberish.

Stop interrupting my class.
That's a check mark!

Mmm-mmm-mmm. You need to
get your act together, young man.

That's on ya
permanent record, son.


It's not "ya" permanent record.

It's "your" permanent record.

The teacher's not supposed
to need grammar lessons.

Oh, the grammar.

I very much indeed would enjoy
the teaching of the grammars.

Well, you're up then, girl.
You gots the chalk.

Welcome all to the...

Star, no offense,

but you are not qualified
to teach grammar.

Robin, please refrain
from the interruptions.

I do not wish to give you
the mark of the checks.

But if I must, I will.

Okay, okay, okay.
Calm down.

Class, today we will learn
the use of the word "the."

Now, can anyone tell where the
sentence is missing the word "the"?

You don't need
"the" in that sentence.

- Oh, oh, oh!
- Yes, Raven.

Good start.

But the sentence is
still lacking the "the's."

Oh, you are missing
a few more of the "the's."

Hmm. Oh, I gots it.

Oh, yes. The full of the wonders that
you have correctly worded the sentence.

It isn't correct!

The point of grammar
is to communicate clearly.

Who can understand
anyone talking like this?

The Robin the can the not the
under the stand the us the.

The but the we are the
speaking the clearly the.

The some the people the cling the to
the their the own the ignorance the.

The so the sad the.

This is a force of force!

It is "the" force, Robin.

You have done
the disrupting of the class.

And I must do the giving
of the mark of the checks.

The no! The no!

It's okay, dude.
Grammar's not your strong suit.

But I think you'll have a
better "reaction and bond"

with the lesson
I'm about to teach.

- Please don't teach chemistry.
- Too late!

Welcome to chemistry.

I'm your teacher, Mr. Cyborg.

But y'all can call me
Dr. Love.

I will not call you
"Dr. Love."

- Dr. Love about to put a check mark on there.
- Fine!

"Dr. Love,"
this is not chemistry.

It's all the same, my love.

♪ When you just wanna dance
but you're way too shy ♪

♪ And a cutie steps to ya,
and she says, "Hi" ♪

Oh, hi.

♪ When a fly guy and a fly
girl in the hallway meet ♪

♪ Oh, don't you know that he gets
sweaty palms and she gets itchy feet? ♪

♪ 'Cause they got chemistry ♪

♪ When your heart starts to flutter
and you can hardly breathe ♪

♪ It's chemistry ♪

♪ When you melt like butter
and you start to sneeze ♪

♪ You got chemistry ♪

♪ You see chemistry
is a gift from the heart ♪

♪ Like a great big hug or
when you're holding in a fart ♪

♪ When you get that special
feeling for a boy or a girl ♪

♪ And you really wanna share
it with the whole wide world ♪

♪ It's chemistry ♪

♪ When your heart starts to
flutter and you just can't breathe ♪

♪ It's chemistry ♪

♪ When you melt like butter
and you start to sneeze ♪

♪ You got chemistry ♪

To recap. You know
you got chemistry, when?

You get sweaty palms.

You get itchy feet.

The heart pitter-pats.

Very good, my loves.

This is not chemistry!
This is just a smooth R&B single!

That's a check mark.

I'm really stressing out.

I can't take this.

It's cool. I'll teach
the last class of the day.

Okay, I'm Ms. Raven, and
I'm your substitute teacher.

So, just do whatever.
I don't care.

Excuse me, would you guys quiet down
so I can read silently, please?

That's a check mark.

- For what?
- For I don't care.

I'm the sub. Ha!


That's four check marks
on your permanent record, son!


Permanent record!